1. DR.It's not
that kind of suit, Mr. O'Hirn.
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2. You will never be
able to remove it.
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3. - But it's tough, right Doc?
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4. - Indeed, but your skin
will fuse to the armour.
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5. The thick, titanium
resin armour.
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6. A permanent change.
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7. - Is it me, or is your boy trying
to talk my boy out of this?
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8. - Look, O'Hirn.
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9. You'll be tough.
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10. Tough enough to bring
down you know who.
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11. - Then what's the hold up?
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12. - Let it finish, Otto.
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13. You owe me a success.
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14. No more flukes like the Sandman.
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15. I need super mercenaries
I can mass produce.
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16. No matter how many thugs
we have to go through,
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18. - What's with the jungle look?
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19. - Ah, the animal kingdom.
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20. Offers many useful ideas.
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21. That armour's a part of him now.
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22. A thick, impenetrable hide.
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23. the extras up top there
provide offensive capabilities,
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24. making him unstoppable.
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25. - The good doctor has his quirks,
but this approaches competence.
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26. your Mr. Lincoln
will be pleased.
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27. - Icksnay.
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28. We don't ever use the L-word.
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29. Called him the Big Man.
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30. - What's going on?
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31. - Mind your own business, O'Hirn.
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32. - Right.
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33. My business.
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34. Better get to it, then.
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35. 'Cause the Rhino don't wanna
keep Spider-Man waiting!
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36. Living on the edge,
fighting crime, spinning webs.
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37. Swinging from the highest ledge,
he can leap above our heads.
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38. Ah.
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39. Ah.
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40. Villains on the rise and
the city's victimised,
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41. lurking up with no surprise,
arriving in the speed of time.
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42. Ah.
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43. Ah.
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44. Spectacular.
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45. Spectacular Spider-Man.
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46. Spectacular.
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47. Spectacular Spider-Man.
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48. Spectacular.
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49. Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man.
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50. Spectacular.
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51. Spectacular Spider-Man.
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52. Hit it, go!
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53. - Help, police!
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54. - Must be $2,000 in here.
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55. Score.
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56. - And Spidey's too busy popping
big bads to worry about us.
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57. - Ta-da.
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58. Say my name and I
magically appear.
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59. OK, you should fasten your seat
belt, and you should pull over.
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60. - Right, uh, OK, yeah.
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61. - No way.
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62. - Surf's up!
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63. Yee haw!
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64. - So, uh, guess it's fall
formal time in midtown.
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65. Pete ask you yet?
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66. - Pete says he isn't going.
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67. - Tell you what.
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68. Let me be your date.
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69. I'll even dance.
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70. - You don't even have to dance.
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71. Plus, if you say yes, I
promise to stop asking.
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72. - Parker!
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73. I pay you for front
page material.
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74. This stuff belongs
back with the funnies.
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75. - So, you don't want 'em?
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76. - Not the point.
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77. What is the point?
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78. Here's the point!
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79. Quit harassing my secretary
and get me a page one,
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80. web head blow out.
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81. - Trust me, Mr. Jameson.
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82. When Spidey goes into
action, I'll be there.
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83. - Listen, you insufferable whelp!
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84. When you're a
publisher, you— Benny,
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85. I said corn beef, not pastrami!
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86. What do you want to give me has?
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87. - You're only four years older.
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88. When you're 70 and I'm 66,
I'll seem quite the catch.
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89. - All right.
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90. I'll think about it.
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91. - That's great.
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92. You won't regret it.
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93. - It's just a maybe!
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94. - Woo hoo!
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95. I'm wearing her down!
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96. - Goodness, what's this?
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97. - It's a great day.
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98. For starters, I sold more pics.
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99. Here's 90% to pay the bills,
and 10% for my new camera fund.
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100. And that's not
even the best news.
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101. I'm going to the
formal, Aunt May.
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102. I got a date.
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103. Almost for sure.
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104. - That's wonderful, Peter.
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105. I'd hoped you'd
change your mind.
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106. So I took in your uncle's tuxedo
to save you money on a rental.
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107. The corsage and car
service will be expensive.
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108. - Ugh, car service?
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109. Ugh, this'll barely
pay for the corsage.
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110. What am I gonna do?
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111. I— I can't ask Betty
to take the bus.
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112. - Betty?
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113. Who's Betty?
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114. - Ms. Brant.
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115. I'm May Parker, Peter's aunt.
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116. Might I buy you a cup of coffee?
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117. - Well, it's official.
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118. I'm going to Fall
Formal with Glory Grant!
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119. - I can top that!
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120. I'm almost definitely
going with the Betty Brant.
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121. Hey.
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122. Grant, Brant, our girls rhyme.
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123. - Puny Parker's got a date?
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124. Right.
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125. - You wouldn't know her, Flash.
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126. She's 20 years old and hot.
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127. - Come on, at least
tell a good lie.
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128. Bet you show up
without any date,
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129. or you don't show up at all.
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130. - I'll take that bet.
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131. Loser dresses as a
cheerleader for Halloween.
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132. - You're on!
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133. - Oh look.
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134. My girl's texting me now.
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135. - Having coffee with Aunt May.
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136. Um, how old did you
say your girl was?
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137. - I gotta go.
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138. - No one goes up to The
Bugle without a pass, sir.
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139. - Make an exception.
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140. Hit.
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141. 22, please.
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142. These don't work so good
on the little buttons.
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143. - Actually, 22 is
already pressed.
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144. So, you going to The Bugle?
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145. - Yeah.
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146. Your name ain't Parker, is it?
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147. - No point in paying
city prices when
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148. there's perfectly
good coffee here.
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149. - I do appreciate
a sensible girl.
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150. - Bring me Peter Parker!
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151. - What does that awful
man want with my nephew?
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152. - Shhh!
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153. Ask Peter later.
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154. - I ain't stupid.
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155. Peter Parker takes all
the web creep's pictures!
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156. - Gotta hurry before Aunt
May destroys everything.
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157. - Who do you think you are?
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158. Ugh, or what do
you think you are?
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159. I'll give you fifteen
seconds to write
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160. me a check for
these damages or— I
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161. mean, how may I be of service?
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162. - Peter Parker!
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163. Now.
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164. - I don't— Parker?
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165. Parker the photographer?
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166. Oh, I've never met the guy.
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167. No address, either, only
makes contact by email.
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168. - What a fine, brave man to
protect my nephew that way.
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169. I'm glad Peter's got such
good people to work with.
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170. But, you're too
old for him, dear.
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171. - What do you think, I'm stupid?
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172. - Well you are dressed stupid.
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173. - Put me down.
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174. - It's for your own
safety, picklepuss.
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175. What do you want with Parker?
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176. - You.
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177. Just you.
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178. And payback for all the
times you took me down.
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179. - O'Hirn?
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180. - Not anymore.
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181. Call me Rhino!
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182. - Hey, watch it!
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183. Glass doors are expensive!
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184. - Look who's useless now, creep.
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185. First Marko
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186. becomes Sandman, now this?
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187. What's the Big Man's next
move, turning Flash Thompson
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188. into the belligerent bug zapper?
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189. If
I can't stop this bruiser,
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190. maybe two feet of concrete will.
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191. - No!
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192. - Thrill ride.
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193. - Attention, Rhino.
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194. Lay down flat in
your crater, and keep
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we can see them!
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196. - You see them now?
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197. This
one's mine, detective.
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198. Hey, needlenuts,
party's over here!
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199. - Ha ha!
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200. You like being hunted, freak?
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201. Would you
please look who's talking?
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202. Oh, I made may be a
freak, but I'm not a coward!
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203. Even the old O'Hirn
never ran away scared!
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204. I'm scared all right.
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205. Scared some bystander
will get hurt.
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206. Gotta lure rawhide
someplace deserted.
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207. Hurry up, hippo!
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208. Woah!
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209. Where do you find deserted
in a city of eight million?
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210. - Stupid truck!
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211. Made me loose spider creep!
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212. Ahem!
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213. - That's gonna leave a mark.
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214. Ugh.
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215. This always
works in the cartoon!
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216. Oh, television so
cannot be trusted.
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217. Remember what I
did to them bowling balls?
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218. Wait.
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219. Wait.
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220. - What?
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221. Weight!
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222. Where'd you go?
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223. How's that for confident?
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224. He stops to satisfy
before smashing me.
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225. Unless it's not confidence.
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226. OK, break's over!
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227. - Ha.
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228. Ya missed.
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229. Over here, moose!
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230. Let's play follow the leader!
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231. Think you can
hide from me down there?
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232. Think again.
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233. Woo!
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234. Hot enough for you?
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235. Come on, you big lug,
let's go for a ride!
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236. Can't help noticing,
you've stopped spouting off.
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237. What's the matter,
mouth a little dry?
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238. Now
you see, my mistake
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239. was trying to crack
open that hide of yours.
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240. Nothing can do that!
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241. Big Man's guys told
me I'm impenetrable!
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242. Too true, and if
nothing can penetrate then
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243. you can't perspire.
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244. Your face is sweating
for your whole body,
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245. it's probably enough
under most conditions
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246. but in a steam tunnel—
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247. I gotta get out of here.
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248. Yeah,
good luck with that.
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249. Come one, come all!
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250. Before your very
eyes, the world's
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251. largest dehydrated turtle!
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252. I swear, I'm
gonna crush you.
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253. Promised Big Man I'd crush you.
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254. Crush you.
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255. Crush you.
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256. Crush you.
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257. Are we losing
it a bit, Alexander?
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258. Only mama
calls me Alexander.
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259. You're not my mama.
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260. Not my mama.
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261. Mama.
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262. Yes I think we are.
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263. Mama!
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264. Do I have to go to school?
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265. So, Alexander,
tell mama who's the Big Man?
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266. Icksnay.
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267. We don't ever use the 'B' word.
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268. Call him Mr. Lincoln.
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269. You're
gonna need a crane.
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270. I'm impressed.
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271. Rhino's still underground
and Oscorp's already
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build his prison cell.
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273. After our
success containing Sandman,
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274. whom else would the city call?
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275. - Meaning you get paid
coming and going.
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276. Sweet.
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277. Very.
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278. But these midtown brawls, people
are beginning to ask questions.
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279. Best to let things
cool off for a bit.
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280. We cool off when
the Big Man says so, see?
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281. Or do you want
people to know who
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282. created freak one and freak two?
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283. Please.
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284. There's nothing to trace them
back to Oscorp or myself.
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285. - Really?
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286. Tell that to Doctor Octavius.
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287. - Hey, dad!
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288. Great news.
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289. I got straight A's
on my midterms,
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290. I made the varsity
football team first string
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291. and I have a date
to tonight's Fall
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293. Harry, can't
you see I'm in a meeting?
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294. Get out.
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295. Yes, sir.
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296. Sorry.
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297. Didn't mean to interrupt.
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298. J. That wall
crawler's as bad as the Rhino!
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299. I'll sue them blind!
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300. Is it
safe to come out yet?
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301. - Peter!
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302. Were you here this whole time?
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303. - It's OK.
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304. I was hiding, I'm
good at hiding.
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305. I can also be very heroic.
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306. Honest.
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307. - Can we talk for a minute?
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308. About tonight, I
can't go with you.
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309. I'm too old for you and
it's just too weird.
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310. - You think I'm weird?
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311. - No, you're not weird Peter.
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312. It's weird.
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313. I'm sorry.
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314. - Oh, dear.
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315. How disappointing, I
imagine you need some alone.
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316. I'll find my own way home.
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317. Gotta make something go right.
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318. Mr. Foswell?
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319. Do you know anything
about a Mr. Lincoln?
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320. - Our 16th president?
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321. - No— not that Lincoln.
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322. This one might also go
by the name Big Man?
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323. - You must mean I.
Thompson Lincoln.
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324. Yeah, rumours surfaces
every few years
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325. that he's some
kind of crime lord.
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326. But hey, I checked it out.
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327. Lincoln looks a little odd,
but he's one of the good guys.
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328. A true philanthropist,
straight as they come.
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329. Hey, if there is a Big Man out
there his name's not Lincoln.
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330. J. Ow.
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331. I'm here
to see Mr. Lincoln.
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332. - Then you should
make an appointment,
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333. but perhaps we'll
make an exception
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335. I am L. Thompson Lincoln.
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336. Please.
Please.
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337. You're the big man.
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338. In my life, I've
been called many names.
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339. My favourite is Tombstone.
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340. Back off.
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341. I just took down the Rhino, a
pale guy in a suit doesn't—
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342. - Don't move, just
listen and I'll
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344. The Big Man, whomever he might
be, has nothing against heroes.
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345. No hero can thwart enough
crime to dent his income.
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346. But you?
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347. You frighten criminals
off the street
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348. entirely, except when
you're off battling
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349. the likes of the Rhino, then
the Big Man's profitable army
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350. of petty thugs think themselves
beneath the Spider-Man's
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352. So, as long
as I keep fighting crime
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353. you'll keep making
bigger and badder—
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354. - Now you're learning,
but there is a way out.
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355. Come work for me.
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356. You can still save the
world like a good hero,
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357. I'll even pay you.
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358. All you have to remember is to
look the other way on occasion.
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359. On any occasion I choose.
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360. I can't ever
look the other way again.
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361. Let's finish this.
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362. - Ah.
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363. If you insist.
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364. Officers?
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365. Spider-Man has trespassed
on my property,
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366. assaulted my employees,
and threatened my person.
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367. Wait, you
can't listen to him!
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368. He's the bad guy!
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369. He's—
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370. - Freeze, Spider-Man!
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371. You're under—
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372. Ugh!
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373. I've never ran from the
cops before, and this reeks.
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374. I've won all the
battles and never
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376. Tombstone did make one mistake,
now I know there is a war.
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378. Oh, see?
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379. A perfect fit.
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380. But
what's the point?
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381. Betty said no, Gwen's
not home, Harry
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382. lost the bet to Flash,
showing up alone
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383. would just make it worse.
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384. Well
then, isn't it lucky
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385. that Anna Watson's niece,
that sweet Mary Jane,
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386. is on her way over?
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387. - Miss wonderful personality,
eugh, is coming here?
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388. Now?
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389. There she is Oh
my, what a lovely dress.
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390. Here, I bought her corsage.
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391. Couldn't afford the
limousine, but—
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392. - You— you planned this?
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393. Aunt May you're an
evil mastermind.
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394. Just answer
the door, dear.
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395. - You mean you're
Mary Jane Watson?
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396. Face it, tiger,
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