The Spectacular Spider-Man 1x5

Directed by

Phil LaMarr as Rand Robertson (voice) • Cree Summer as Glory Grant (voice) • Kevin Michael Richardson as Coach Smith (voice) • Peter MacNicol as Otto Octavius (voice) • Deborah Strang as May Parker (voice)

As Peter Parker and Harry Osborn try out for the football team, Spider-Man must face convict Flint Marko, newly transformed into the Sandman in order to destroy Spider-Man.

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1. - First time I've ever blown my way out of a store.

2. - Yeah, Marco.

3. Biggest score we ever made.

4. I'm lovin' it!

5. - I'm lovin' there's no Spider-Man

6. down here to cramp our style.

7. - Didn't know you had any style.

8. Hiya, boys.

9. - Two bags full of cash, and we lost them.

10. I can't believe it!

11. - I can't believe we lost to that pathetic little web creep

12. again.

13. - Bail's been paid.

14. I guess punks can have friends.

15. Who knew?

16. - Get in, boys.

17. Oh, and welcome to the big time.

18. - You talking to me?

19. Then say hello to my webs.

20. - Peter?

21. - Uh, just a second, May.

22. I—I—I gotta straighten up a bit.

23. - My goodness, you did straighten up.

24. I've never seen this room so spare.

25. Where's the clutter?

26. Shoved under the bed as usual?

27. - Hey, I'm not five anymore.

28. I don't need to resort to tricks.

29. - Well I'm impressed, Peter, and not just with the room.

30. You have been very good about getting

31. home by your new curfew.

32. And as a reward, I've decided to restore the old rules.

33. You can stay out until 10:00, and call

34. if you're going to be late.

35. What's that?

36. - Wha—wha— what this?

37. Uh, this is just a flyer for the midtown high fall formal.

38. But uh, I'm not going.

39. I don't have a date.

40. - Oh, Peter.

41. You lead such a sheltered life.

42. Why not ask Anna Watson's niece, Miss Mary Jane?

43. - Miss Wonderful Personality?

44. Let me think on that.

45. Right now I've got to get to school.

46. - What about O'Hirn?

47. - This is a solo job.

48. And the Big Man has had his eye on you, Marco.

49. - The big man?

50. Do I— do I get to meet him?

51. - No one meets the Big Man.

52. - OK, I'm here with my two best friends,

53. and neither is talking to me.

54. Should I change seats?

55. - Nah, don't be a doof.

56. So you couldn't help me with my calc test.

57. I'm over it.

58. - Good morning, students.

59. Coach Smith here with a quick announcement.

60. After the injury of our starting tight end

61. and the academic suspension of our backup— Ahem—

62. the Midtown Mustangs will be holding three days

63. of try-outs, starting this afternoon.

64. - Perfect!

65. I am so there!

66. - Uh, Harry, you know I'm all about being the encouraging gal

67. pal, but the words catastrophic bone breakage

68. do come to mind here.

69. - Yeah, Harry.

70. You see size of those guys?

71. - Come on, if you're that worried,

72. how about a little moral support?

73. Try out with me!

74. - Um, I'll pass.

75. No pun intended.

76. - Hey, Kong.

77. Osborne's trying out.

78. - Cool.

79. - Cool?

80. - Hey I need another tackling dummy.

81. Broke my last one.

82. - Hey, Har.

83. On second thought— try outs— I got your back.

84. - So uh, Doc, what's with the arms?

85. - These?

86. Uh, well they allow me to multitask, manipulate

87. difficult objects, and— of course,

88. maintain a safe distance.

89. - You need a safe distance?

90. What about me?

91. - Actually, there are concerns.

92. - Marco, relax.

93. The procedure's simple, painless, and totally worth it.

94. Show him.

95. - Yes, well, the subject is infused with millions

96. of microscopic silicon granules, creating

97. sub-dermal silicon armour.

98. Now in theory, you'll be able to pass through metal detectors,

99. well, undetected.

100. And he'll be impervious.

101. - Impervious?

102. What, is that a good thing?

103. - Yeah.

104. It means nothing and no one can hurt you, including Spider-Man.

105. - All right, ladies, listen up.

106. I only have room for two of you on the team—

107. one starter and one backup.

108. - Don't worry, Brown, you're in.

109. We'll make sure of it.

110. - All right, helmets on.

111. Let's play some football!

112. - Some real talent out there.

113. Your buddy Homey, yeah, he's good.

114. But those too skinny little juniors—

115. they might just be better.

116. They're sure giving King Kong a rough time.

117. - They're not the only ones.

118. - Grow up, Kenny.

119. Why would I date someone too immature to play fair?

120. - Well, Glorr—

121. - I'm serious!

122. Cut it out or we're history!

123. - Please, Mr. Osborne, this lab— it was assembled so rapidly.

124. And the equipment— it's sub-standard.

125. At the least, I— I need more time.

126. The experiment's never really been tested.

127. - This is the test.

128. Press the button, Doctor.

129. - The magnetic field's making the silicons overloading!

130. We must abort!

131. - Not yet.

132. - What have we done.

133. What do we do?

134. - We sweep up, and we try again.

135. - Wait, what's going on in there?

136. - Ah!

137. What have you done to me!

138. I know you're in there!

139. Answer me!

140. - Hey, Mr. Sandman, chill.

141. - There you go.

142. You got your sand lights, your sand clothes—

143. hey— and now you're in colour.

144. See?

145. It's not so bad.

146. - Not so bad?

147. - Stuff happens.

148. End result's the same.

149. You've got power no one else got.

150. Not even Spider-Man.

151. Now you can get revenge for all those times

152. the Web Head put you behind bars.

153. - Yeah!

154. No, wait.

155. Revenge is for chumps.

156. I don't care about Spider-Man.

157. All I ever wanted was the big score.

158. And now I got the power to get it.

159. - Now listen, you little nobody—

160. - Hey!

161. Flit Marco was a nobody.

162. But everyone will know the name Sandman!

163. - You're taking this calmly.

164. I thought Big Man wanted a super villain to fight Spider-Man.

165. - Big Man wanted the bug distracted.

166. You think that boy won't make a good distraction?

167. You haven't been paying attention.

168. - Yeah, I could get used to this.

169. I mean, sure, I went a little arachnobatic on Kong.

170. It's not like I cheated.

171. An no one yells at Flash when he uses his natural talents.

172. Oh, man, Marco.

173. This is so getting old.

174. Where's your partner?

175. - (LAUGHING) Don't think I need a partner anymore.

176. What just happened?

177. I happened!

178. Sandman happened!

179. - Now that's just wrong.

180. - Uh-oh.

181. No, no, no, no!

182. Not a good time to run out of web!

183. - Let me guess— you were on a reality show.

184. Changing Faces?

185. Or, Completely Ridiculous Makeovers?

186. - Nice, huh?

187. The Big Man did this to me, to get you!

188. - Big Man?

189. Who's the Big Man?

190. - Uh— that— that's need to know only!

191. Look, cleaning your clock's been fun, but I got banks to rob.

192. Oh, man, my money!

193. - Forget football.

194. As soon as school's out, I'm webbing up

195. Sandman once and for—

196. - Hey, Petey.

197. Nice move yesterday.

198. Heard it's down to you, Harry, and Hobie Brown.

199. Good luck!

200. - Of course, Sandman'll still be around after tryouts, right?

201. - That was a good day.

202. I haven't made a final decision, but I'm leaning toward Parker

203. as our new starter, with Osborne as second string.

204. Anyone wants to change my mind, there's

205. one more day of tryouts to do it.

206. - Unbelievable!

207. The geeks are inheriting the earth!

208. - You didn't even want to try out.

209. - Yeah!

210. Who knew?

211. - This was my dream, Pete.

212. You're already the smartest kid in school.

213. You really need this, too?

214. - Hairy, I—

215. - Guys, we're heading to the Silver Spoon.

216. Wanna come?

217. - Sure.

218. Uh, my treat.

219. - Hey, if you insist.

220. - Uh, rain check.

221. - Say, aren't you football star Peter Parker?

222. How come you aren't hanging with your new friends?

223. - Because I like my old friends.

224. Look, I know you think I've been acting like a jerk.

225. I put taking photos for the Bugle

226. before more important things, but I promise,

227. it won't happen again.

228. So, can you forgive me already?

229. - You're forgiven.

230. It would take too long to train anyone else.

231. So, Peter, the dance is only a few days away, and—

232. - I asked Miss Brant from the Bugle.

233. - Wow!

234. That's great.

235. Um, you don't actually call her Miss Brant in person, do you?

236. Never mind.

237. You know, I'm sure you two will have the best—

238. - She turned me down.

239. - Well, she is totally missing out.

240. Besides, she's not the only girl who would—

241. - Doesn't matter.

242. There's no way I'm going anywhere

243. near that stupid formal.

244. - Right.

245. Stupid formal.

246. - I— I got to go!

247. Because— uh— the bugle will want photos!

248. Except I just promised you I wouldn't

249. put the Bugle before our friendship.

250. - It's OK.

251. Just be careful.

252. - Thanks, Gwen.

253. You totally rock.

254. - Glad you noticed.

255. - Surprise!

256. - Ha ha!

257. Gee, web head.

258. If I'm over here, who's driving?

259. - Oh.

260. No!

261. Not that fast.

262. Good thing I refilled the web shooters.

263. Oh, all webbed up and nowhere to go!

264. - Ha!

265. Who do you think I am, Flint Marco?

266. Spider tricks don't work on the Sandman.

267. But do sand tricks work on the Spider-Man?

268. - Oh, this can't be good.

269. - And then what happened?

270. - Oh, so— so— then he gets in a second accident

271. at the tollbooth.

272. Worst chauffeur we ever had!

273. I though my dad was going to, like, you know, pop a vessel.

274. - Maybe the chauffeur wasn't the problem.

275. - Wow.

276. Who knew being super rich was so tough?

277. - Yeah.

278. Well, I— I mean no.

279. I mean—

280. - It's OK.

281. I'm just teasing you.

282. - Better get used to it.

283. The way you played today, you and Parker

284. both— you'll be spending a lot more time with this crowd.

285. - Yeah, but not tonight.

286. Come on, Glory, let's hit it.

287. - Ah!

288. - Oops, sorry.

289. - Kenny!

290. What are you, six?

291. Look, I wanted to be your girlfriend, not

292. your baby sitter.

293. - Ah, Glory, it was a joke.

294. You're going to break up with me again!

295. - What do you think?

296. Come on, Harry.

297. Take me home.

298. - This ain't a problem we can fix.

299. - Cordon off the area.

300. And pray Spidey can handle the freak.

301. - Oh.

302. - You know, I hadn't planned on coming after you.

303. But you're determined to be the cloud

304. hanging over my sunny, sandy beach.

305. Time to change the weather, forever.

306. - Ah!

307. - All right, Sandman, show me what you got.

308. Or better yet, I'll show you.

309. - Wow, you sure showed me.

310. - The hammer thing's getting old, pal.

311. - I can keep this up all night, can you, web head?

312. - I guess if I'm going to win, I'll

313. have to take a dive, literally.

314. - It's over, Spider-Man.

315. When you were the only one with powers, you had me beat.

316. But now King Sandman reigns supreme!

317. - Your majesty, allow me to build a statue in your honour.

318. Michelangelo, eat your heart out.

319. - Hey, mum, dad.

320. - Harry, what happened to you?

321. And what's with the helmet?

322. Going to a costume party?

323. - Trying out for the team.

324. - Football?

325. Not really your strong suit, is it?

326. - Guess we'll find out tomorrow.

327. - Here's what we got.

328. Osborne, you're first string.

329. Brown, second.

330. Parker, maybe next year.

331. - Yeah, if we're desperate.

332. Ha ha ha!

333. - Hmm.

334. I guess yesterday was just beginner's luck.

335. - Hmm.

336. If I wanted all the glory, I wouldn't wear a mask.

337. So Harry gets his dream, and I watch from the sidelines.

338. - Ice cream?

339. - Of course, that has its benefits, too.