The Spectacular Spider-Man 1x4

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Grey DeLisle as Betty Brant (voice) • Phil LaMarr as Rand Robertson / Robbie Robertson (voice) • Kevin Michael Richardson as Big Man / Coach Smith / Thug (voice) • Deborah Strang as May Parker (voice) • John DiMaggio as Flint Marko / Hammerhead (voice)

Following orders from Kingpin, Hammerhead hires Montana to steal a high-tech suit and, as the Shocker, destroy Spider-Man.

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1. - Don't like this.

2. - Something's going down.

3. - Tri-Corp dispatch, this is transport 23.

4. Tri-Corp, do you read?

5. - There you go, Hammerhead.

6. Job done.

7. - Forget the hat.

8. Put on the suit.

9. You still owe the Big Man one friendly

10. neighbourhood Spider-Man.

11. Living on the edge, fighting crimes, spinning webs,

12. swinging from the highest ledge, he can leap above our heads.

13. Villains on the rise and the city's victimised.

14. Looking up with no surprise, arriving in the speed of time.

15. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

16. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

17. Spectacular.

18. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

19. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

20. Peter, dear, are you up?

21. Come on, Mr. Lazy Bones.

22. - Aunt May!

23. I'm not decent.

24. - All right.

25. Calm down.

26. There's breakfast waiting downstairs.

27. I'll be at Mrs. Watson's.

28. - Mm, waffles.

29. Bills.

30. Gas, phone, electric.

31. They're all past due.

32. - Oh, good.

33. You're up.

34. I've just been visiting Anna and her niece,

35. Marry Jane, a lovely girl.

36. Peter, you must meet her.

37. - What's she like?

38. - Ooh, she has a wonderful personality.

39. - She's there now.

40. Why don't we just head over and—

41. - I'd love to, Aunt May, but I promised

42. Harry I'd help him study.

43. I can't miss the bus.

44. Bye.

45. I so have to get me some hands-free.

46. - What?

47. - Uh, nothing, bro.

48. Just trying to do too much at once.

49. - You mean like selling pages to the Bugle

50. instead of helping your friends?

51. - Look, straight up, I blew it and I know you're ticked.

52. - Don't go all emo on me, bro.

53. I'll get over it.

54. Just, uh, just back off for a while.

55. - K. Thanks.

56. - Target spotted.

57. Target lost.

58. But he's in the area, boss.

59. - Peter, good to see you.

60. Here to help Harry, eh?

61. - We help each other, Mr. O.

62. - Now, now, Peter, modesty doesn't become men like us.

63. Smart, driven, responsible, self-made.

64. - I'm more of a work in progress.

65. - At least you're making progress.

66. - Mind if I check my email?

67. E-vite to Midtown High's fall formal.

68. - Which would rock if either of us had— what's the word?

69. A date.

70. - I could probably ask Mary Jane Watson.

71. - Mary who, what now?

72. - Oh, this girl Aunt May wants me to meet.

73. Get this, she has a wonderful personality.

74. - I was thinking about asking Gwen, just as a friend,

75. you know.

76. - Actually, I wouldn't know.

77. Ms. Stacy's currently not speaking to me.

78. From the desk of J. Jonah Jameson.

79. Whoa, publisher of "The Daily Bugle."

80. Mr. Parker, come in ASAP to claim paycheck

81. for photos of Spider-Man Yes!

82. Dude, sorry.

83. I'll be back in an hour, two tops.

84. Promise.

85. - Wait.

86. What do I do while you're gone?

87. - Chapters one through six.

88. Review.

89. - Did a cave man proofread this piece?

90. Where's my sports editor?

91. I want him in my office in fourteen seconds.

92. And where's my coffee?

93. - Uh, sir, I— I'm Peter—

94. - I know who you are.

95. You're the no-nothing who wasted 41 seconds of my time

96. the other day.

97. Well, I haven't got another 41 to spare.

98. - But— but—

99. - Brilliant.

100. Come back, kid.

101. Now, where's that Parker guy?

102. I emailed him 76 minutes ago.

103. Will anybody get me my coffee?

104. - Coffee.

105. Decaf.

106. It's only been 20 minutes, and I'm

107. pretty sure you just kicked Peter Parker out.

108. - Well, don't just stand there.

109. Get him back!

110. - Oh, that wasn't too humiliating.

111. Wait.

112. My money.

113. - Sorry about that, Parker.

114. I was expecting someone old enough to have, you know,

115. armpit hair.

116. Now, that costume freak sells papers,

117. so I want another set of pics in my hands by deadline.

118. You have two hours.

119. - I'll— I'll do my best, but, uh—

120. - You're still here?

121. What do you want, a metal?

122. Get out!

123. Out!

124. I'll cut that check for you, Peter.

125. - Thanks, Ms. Brant.

126. - I'm Betty.

127. - So Betty, how do you work for a walking embolism like Jameson?

128. - Mr. Jameson's a decent man, down deep.

129. - We talking Mariana Trench deep or Dante's ninth circle deep?

130. - See you soon, Peter Parker.

131. Yeehaw!

132. - He's back.

133. Set it in motion.

134. Talk about a crook with bad timing.

135. - Great.

136. He's on us.

137. Now, not too fast.

138. If he loses us, there's no payday.

139. - Forget the payday.

140. I want payback.

141. Two hours till deadline?

142. No sweat.

143. Oh, don't want anything to happen to this.

144. Marko?

145. How many times do I have to take you down?

146. And where's your charming partner, O'Hirn?

147. Look, we gotta stop meeting like this.

148. People are starting to talk, mostly

149. about what doofs you are.

150. I reckon that came as a bit of a shocker, hey, bug?

151. Well, good.

152. So will this.

153. Hold still, son, so as I can put you out of your misery.

154. - How 'bout you put me out of my mystery?

155. Who are you?

156. - Call me— well, how's about Shocker?

157. - Or how's about toast?

158. - Either you got less kick than a three-legged mule or this here

159. suit does more than protect me from my own power.

160. I guess clothes do make the man.

161. - Did I get him?

162. Tell me I got him.

163. - All you got is on my nerves.

164. Now, stay outta this, boy.

165. The grown-ups were talking.

166. - Don't get too mad at O'Hirn.

167. He just gets cranky without his—

168. Impressive.

169. You can hire yourself out as a kiddie ride.

170. - Thanks.

171. But I already got a job I love.

172. That should satisfy the Big Man.

173. Extraction.

174. - Hey!

175. A little help?

176. - I ought to leave you for the cops,

177. but I'm in too good a mood.

178. - Did I get him?

179. Is he roadkill?

180. - He's finito.

181. Let's book!

182. - Talk about your tight spots, but I'm alive.

183. And I reek.

184. And my paycheck's ruined.

185. Perfect.

186. Harry, I'm sorry.

187. - Sorry?

188. You totally left me hanging.

189. I know you can do Calc in your sleep,

190. but I've got a lot riding on tomorrow's test.

191. Maybe I should ask Gwen.

192. - No, I'm down for tonight, I swear.

193. Um, carpe ropem.

194. - Guess all Osborn's money

195. couldn't buy a muscle tone.

196. - Lay off, Flash.

197. You think you could do better?

198. How 'bout you and me race?

199. First to the top wins.

200. - Dude, Parker's calling you out.

201. - My spider powers are going to send you home crying.

202. - Ball please.

203. - All right, all right.

204. A little friendly competition never hurt anyone.

205. Line up.

206. Ugh!

207. Forget it.

208. You win.

209. Usually when I say puny Parker stinks it's a figure of speech,

210. but, whew!

211. - And I showered three times last night.

212. - Peter, throw me the ball.

213. - Gwen, I'm sorry.

214. Sorry.

215. You turned at the last sec—

216. - Parker, hit the showers.

217. - Yeah, for all our sakes.

218. Pete, are you wearing perfume?

219. - It's a long story.

220. Look, Ms. Brant— I mean Betty.

221. This is embarrassing, but could you replace my check?

222. It got trashed.

223. - Well, sure.

224. Oh, you have to meet our editor in chief.

225. Joe Robertson, this is Peter Parker.

226. - The photographer, right.

227. Call me Robbie.

228. Any new shots?

229. - Uh, do you know a Rand Robertson?

230. - Well, there is a kid by that name who lives in my house

231. and eats all my food.

232. You at Midtown?

233. - Yes, sir.

234. - Good school.

235. Look, Peter, the fact that you've twice

236. gotten any usable pictures of Spider-Man is pretty amazing,

237. but the photos themselves— you have your camera on you?

238. - She's kind of hard to keep in focus.

239. - This won't cut it.

240. You want to be a Bugle freelancer,

241. you take that check and invest in a serious camera.

242. - Garbage, garbage, literally garbage.

243. Garb— wait.

244. Ho-ho.

245. - Uh, wouldn't you rather use one where Spider-Man's winning?

246. - Ha!

247. Shows what you know.

248. Nobody loves a winner.

249. The people are our market, and the people

250. want their heroes to fail.

251. Makes them feel good about themselves.

252. Ew.

253. Piece of advice, kid.

254. Perfume doesn't cut it.

255. Tomato juice— only thing after taking pictures at a dump.

256. - I so need an excuse to get back to Betty, which

257. means I need to take more pictures, which means I cashed

258. in my checks, 'cause— I— I need to buy a new camera.

259. - We're closed.

260. Go away.

261. - The sign says you don't close for another hour.

262. - The sign's wrong.

263. Come back tomorrow.

264. - I'm telling you, we gotta cash in fast.

265. Once the Hammerhead spreads the word Spider-Man's croaked,

266. it'll be open season for every hood in the city.

267. - Still can't believe I didn't cash in these chips myself.

268. Something smells bad.

269. - Ah, still?

270. I washed this costume five times.

271. - You!

272. - Now that you troglodytes have deduced that the rumours

273. of my demise have been greatly exaggerated— I'm not dead.

274. Never mind.

275. Just tell Shocker I want a rematch.

276. You can call the cops now.

277. - I really, really hate that guy.

278. - This is really, really getting heavy.

279. - Hey, Aunt May.

280. I'm home before the new curfew.

281. - That's appreciated, Peter.

282. I'm almost done here.

283. Just paying bills, or rather, deciding which ones

284. I can hold off paying.

285. - Well I think I might hold off on the gas bill.

286. - I feel like banana cake.

287. You?

288. - Um, no, thanks.

289. I think I'll just hit the sheets.

290. - No banana cake?

291. Helping Harry must've really tuckered you out.

292. - Aw, man, Harry.

293. I totally—

294. - Blew me off, Pete!

295. - I know, Har— I'm worthless, but—

296. - But nothing.

297. Worthless covers it.

298. - Let me get this straight.

299. You ditched out on the only guy in the whole school

300. who actually liked you.

301. Genius.

302. - Big Man's not satisfied, Montana.

303. - Why would that be?

304. - He don't think you lived up to your responsibilities.

305. - The new camera should make Robbie happy.

306. And of course if I happen to run into— Ms. B— Betty.

307. - Oh, hi, Peter.

308. Perfect timing.

309. Hold this.

310. - You know, we should do this more often.

311. I mean, you and I have so much in common.

312. We both put mustard on our hot dogs.

313. Uh, we both work for Jolly Jonah.

314. And that's a treat, believe me.

315. Anyway, I was wondering, would you

316. like to go to my fall formal?

317. With me, that is.

318. - Your fall formal?

319. - Yeah, at my high school in the gymnasium.

320. So, is that deafening silence a yes?

321. - It's a very sweet offer, but I'm

322. just too old for you, Peter.

323. - It's just a dance, a little rock 'n' roll.

324. OK, I didn't mean it like that.

325. - Graphics already online.

326. Lee, get me damage reports.

327. Boswell, take the science angle.

328. Manhattan is not known for earthquakes,

329. and that was the third tremor in the last hour.

330. - Tremor?

331. Or Shocker?

332. The epicentre's equally spaced.

333. A straight line heading up town.

334. These aren't quakes.

335. They're Shocker's trail of breadcrumbs for yours truly.

336. And I think I know where to find his gingerbread house.

337. Here, Shocky, Shocky, Shocky.

338. - Really thought I'd ended you, old son,

339. but you've got more lives than a bag of cats.

340. Still, I reckon we can remedy that situation.

341. One more at close range ought to do it.

342. I do admire your spunk, son.

343. Not enough to let you go, of course.

344. That'd be bad for business.

345. - Whose business?

346. - Can't tell you the who.

347. - Then tell me the why.

348. What'd your friendly neighbourhood

349. Spider-Man ever to you?

350. - Oh, it ain't nothing personal, hoss.

351. Simple truth is, if a man's a man,

352. he honours his responsibilities.

353. And you're one of mine.

354. - Well, the place is condemned.

355. - You know, it really ain't wise to make

356. a dangerous man look foolish.

357. - You don't need my help for that.

358. You look in a mirror lately?

359. Talk about incompetent.

360. You've had more shots than even Marko and O'Hirn

361. and done about as well.

362. - Them boys are punks.

363. This is my profession.

364. - You do this for a living?

365. (IN SOUTHERN ACCENT) With that accent,

366. I was thinking rodeo clown.

367. - Don't you mock me, boy.

368. - I mock.

369. I'm a mocker.

370. And also a puller, a tugger, a yanker.

371. - Ohhh!

372. - And that's what they call bringing down the house.

373. - You seem troubled, son.

374. - Troubled?

375. Gee, you think?

376. I failed my Calc test 'cause Pete abandoned me.

377. Flash's crowd won't cut me a break.

378. - Enough.

379. You're parked in a no-whining zone.

380. Take some responsibility.

381. Peter's not the reason you failed.

382. You want to pass a test?

383. Study.

384. You want to be popular?

385. Be popular.

386. Take control of your destiny, boy.

387. Harry, life's pretty simple.

388. You cowboy up and do what you have to do.

389. - Thanks, I will.

390. - My apologies for the interruption.

391. - Eh, kids today.

392. What you gonna do?

393. New topic.

394. Spider-Man.

395. We want him gone.

396. You care?

397. - None of my business.

398. - Really?

399. Hero saved your hide.

400. - I have nothing to do with Spider-Man.

401. I wouldn't have risked tipping you off

402. to that Tri-Corp shipment if I had.

403. - Why did you tip us off?

404. - Tri-Corp's my competitor in the super-mercenary field.

405. If their prototypes go missing, everyone wins.

406. - Which brings up an issue my boss would like to discuss.

407. Go ahead, Big Man.

408. Mr. Osborn, we have a proposition.

409. When Spider-Man battles the likes of the Vulture,

410. the Lizard, and even our Shocker,

411. he's too busy to interfere with my empire.

412. We would like to hire you to create more— well,

413. let's call them super villains.

414. - What's in it for me?

415. Ample funding.

416. And a ready supply of human Guinea pigs

417. for your more questionable experiments.

418. - Ned Lee, the Bugle.

419. What is it?

420. What's the card say?

421. Courtesy of your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.

422. Robbie, it's me.

423. I'm here, but I need a photog— wait.

424. What?

425. - I said Parker was there, already emailed his shots.

426. Kid still needs a new camera.

427. - What's this?

428. - The Bugle paid me for my pictures.

429. Now you can pay those bills.

430. - Out of the question.

431. Besides, if you're going to take photos for the Bugle,

432. you need a new camera.

433. - Well, that thought occurred, but a man

434. has to honour his responsibilities.

435. You're one of mine.

436. Aunt May, please, let me help.

437. - I accept, if you agree to set aside 10% of every check

438. to save for that camera.

439. Deal?

440. - Deal.

441. Peter, dear, why do you smell like tomato juice?