The Spectacular Spider-Man 1x3

Directed by

Phil LaMarr as Rand Robertson (voice) • Crispin Freeman as Thug #1 (voice) • Deborah Strang as May Parker (voice) • Dee Bradley Baker as Curt Connors / Lizard (voice) • Ben Diskin as Eddie Brock (voice)

When. Dr. Curt Connors' attempt to regenerate a new arm accidentally transforms him into the Lizard, Peter, Martha, Eddie and Gwen search for a cure.

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1. - All right.

2. Grab all the cash register and safe.

3. But don't eat nothing.

4. Mrs. M's my great aunty.

5. - So you'll rob the piggy bank but won't touch the cookie jar.

6. Wow.

7. You must qualify for nephew of the year.

8. Twisted division.

9. - Spider-Man.

10. Get him!

11. - "Spider-Man, get him."

12. Really?

13. Is that the best you've got?

14. I mean, I go to all this trouble to turn

15. you into famous Spider perps.

16. The least you could do is keep things interesting.

17. I always do.

18. I'm really quite creative.

19. - Whoa!

20. - Let's review that "to do" list— stop the crime, check.

21. Took pictures of my web-slinging self

22. to win the "Daily Bugle's" photo contest— check, check.

23. Hightail it home before curfew— check, check, check.

24. Yep.

25. For once, I'm making all the right moves,

26. all the smart choices.

27. Curt?

28. - Uh, yeah.

29. Right there, hon.

30. Living on the edge, fighting crime, spinning webs,

31. swinging from the highest ledge, he could leap above my head.

32. Villains on the rise and the city's

33. victimised, looking up with no surprise,

34. arriving in the speed of time.

35. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

36. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

37. Spectacular.

38. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

39. Spectacular, spectacular Spider-Man.

40. - All of these bills.

41. - I'm home— and before 10:00, thank you very much.

42. - Peter, making your curfew with only seconds to spare

43. is hardly cause for celebration.

44. - Aunt May, don't stress, OK?

45. I know you've been struggling to make ends meet,

46. but that's all about to change— believe me.

47. - Billy's reading about lizards?

48. - He want to know about those new skinks at the lab.

49. He's a Connors.

50. - Come on, let's go to bed.

51. - Yep, Aunt May's troubles are over.

52. That Bugles prize money is as good as— no.

53. The window caught the flash.

54. It's all useless.

55. Ugh.

56. - Curt, what is it?

57. I can't believe it.

58. - It worked.

59. - What worked?

60. What did you— Curt, tell me you didn't

61. use that lizard DNA formula.

62. - Some lizards regenerate lost limbs.

63. - And some lizards stick to walls and eat raw meat.

64. That doesn't mean you risk your life—

65. - Look at the results.

66. Don't you see what this means to me, to the world?

67. We can literally heal millions.

68. - Mum, Dad?

69. - Hey, partner!

70. - Whoa!

71. Dad, your arm.

72. - There's Parker.

73. This is perfect.

74. By the time we're through, he'll be

75. a shivering, wet rat— I mean, more than usual.

76. - Dude, you missed.

77. - Dumb luck.

78. Jerk's lousy with it.

79. - Hey, Puny Parker.

80. - Whoa.

81. Check out Parker.

82. - They didn't nail him once.

83. - How did he do that?

84. - (TO SELF) Secret identities reek.

85. (ALOUD) Come on, quarterback.

86. Can't you complete a single—?

87. - Move, geekette, or you're next.

88. - Please, you haven't got the game.

89. If you could hit a target under pressure,

90. would we have lost to Bronx Tech?

91. You choke like a cat with a hairball.

92. - Dude, you want some aloe vera for that burn?

93. Come on, Einsteins.

94. - Everything is better than just standing there and taking it.

95. - Excuse me?

96. Standing there and taking it is nerd survival 101.

97. Besides, I've got bigger problems.

98. - Still no Spider-Man pictures, huh?

99. Pete, counting on winning that prize money for your aunt

100. might not be—

101. - What else am I supposed to do?

102. I never asked to be broke or semi-grounded or smart enough

103. to be Flash's drenching bull.

104. - You stop right there.

105. I'm so not letting you wish away your big brain.

106. - If it's so big, how come it can't solve all my problems?

107. - Big, but unripe.

108. Give it time, Canteloupe Boy.

109. - About time!

110. The Connors' are due back any minute.

111. Here, bro.

112. We've still got cleaning—

113. - Save it for later, kids.

114. First, we celebrate.

115. - Ooh, cake.

116. - Chocolate!

117. - What exactly are celebrating?

118. Your hand— your right hand.

119. - Haha, gotcha! Uh, sorry.

120. - Are you kidding?

121. Do you know how thrilled I am to lose at arm wrestling?

122. - Doc, this is huge.

123. Your lizard formula is secure for like every lost limb

124. and amputation in the world.

125. We're talking guaranteed Nobel Prize.

126. - Slow down, Eddie.

127. Bad enough my husband used himself as a guinea— Billy.

128. Eddie installed Space Wackos 2 on the office computer.

129. - Wackos?

130. Wicked.

131. - If you're going to crack the volume, close the door, please.

132. Take off your shirt, dear.

133. - What, are you kidding?

134. It's freezing in here.

135. All right.

136. What?

137. - Lizard DNA is more primitive than human,

138. and the reptilian part of your brain is growing.

139. - It's growing.

140. I'm regressing I can feel the change.

141. - Curt, please.

142. You need to keep a clear head.

143. - No, you need to hurry.

144. I'm losing control.

145. - The formula creates new reptile sequences

146. faster than I can ID them.

147. I don't know how I'll ever knock them all down.

148. - Wait, bro.

149. What if we work from the other end—

150. create a human DNA philtre that knocks out the lizard code

151. like the noise philtre on a cellphone?

152. - Yeah, nice try, bro, but—

153. - No, wait.

154. That could work.

155. A gene cleanser.

156. - Yes, yes, of course.

157. I should have seen it before.

158. My notes— they'll have all the data we need.

159. - So it'll remove any non-human DNA.

160. - (TO SELF) Even spider.

161. Hey, Billy.

162. How long were you listening?

163. - I don't want to talk about that.

164. - OK.

165. What do you want to talk about?

166. - The book says some lizards lay hundreds of eggs

167. and never see them hatch.

168. Most of the babies get eaten by predators

169. and the parents don't even care because they've

170. only got lizard brains.

171. - Billy, trust me, your dad will always care about you.

172. - Even if he turns into a monster?

173. - Curt.

174. - I've made a terrible mistake.

175. - Curt, Curt, do you recognise me?

176. - Doc, stop.

177. We just want to—

178. - Eddie.

179. - Finish the gene cleanser.

180. I'll call follow the doc and call in with a location.

181. - I should get going, too.

182. Aunt May will ground me if I'm not home by 10:00.

183. - Pete, you can't leave now.

184. We have to help.

185. - I just— I can't be late.

186. She worries.

187. - Peter, wait.

188. How could he just—

189. - I guess— I guess he's scared.

190. First Electro, now this.

191. It's overwhelming.

192. And he's only 16.

193. - I'm 16.

194. - I know, and thank you.

195. - (VOICEOVER) If I were a 6'5 lizard instead of a 5'6 spider,

196. where would I hide?

197. Duh.

198. Underground.

199. - Don't panic!

200. Just head for the exit.

201. - Sorry, pal.

202. No eating in the subway.

203. Dr. Connors, we have to get you back to the lab, understand?

204. Dr. C, are you in there?

205. OK, maybe not.

206. Oh, yikes.

207. Can you say "halitosis"?

208. I knew that you could.

209. OK, Doc.

210. This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.

211. Oh, yeah.

212. Definitely hurts me more than you.

213. Watch that third rail, web head.

214. OK, lizzy.

215. Where'd you get to now?

216. Hey, wall crawling is my shtick!

217. You start spinning a web, and I'll sue.

218. - Number 2 express to the Bronx.

219. Please stand clear of the closing doors.

220. - Anyone get the number of that—

221. OK, you big, dumb gecko.

222. So much for plan A.

223. - We're done?

224. - I think so.

225. It all squares with Curt's research.

226. Of course, there's only one way to test it,

227. and since Curt's hide is so thick,

228. we'll have to find a way to make him drink it.

229. - Maybe by asking for help from a guy in a spider-themed onesie?

230. - Spider-Man.

231. - I get that reaction a lot.

232. - How did you know we needed you?

233. - Uh, my spider sense was tingling?

234. - Hello?

235. - It's me.

236. He's at the Bronx Zoo.

237. Tell your friend to stay clear of the lizard.

238. I'm on my way.

239. - What was that?

240. - Our local hero.

241. He'll be there soon, and I'll be right behind him.

242. - Gwen, can you stay with Billy?

243. - Of course.

244. Dr. Connors!

245. - I get that reaction a lot, too.

246. - I think he's in there with the other creepy crawlies.

247. He must have smelled them or something.

248. - Good.

249. Stay put.

250. Phew, it's like a sauna in here.

251. And me without my spidey trunks.

252. Gotcha!

253. Perfect.

254. In-laws.

255. I thought I told you to stay put.

256. - Are you complaining?

257. - No way, bro.

258. Guy, look, we need a new strategy.

259. Lizzy's not in the medicine-taking mood,

260. not when he's so enjoying his play date in the heated pool.

261. Wait a minute.

262. The fake swamp was heated, but dunk a cold-blooded reptile in

263. and freezing polar bear water and he'll slow up.

264. - Right.

265. Slow enough for someone to force a little gene

266. cleanser down his throat.

267. But first, you need to get him here with lizard bait.

268. - Don't even think about—

269. - My choice.

270. Try to stop me.

271. - I'm impressed, bro.

272. OK, prep time.

273. First, make sure the polar bears don't take a midnight swim.

274. Check.

275. Next, find the perfect spot to bounce lizard into the drink.

276. Check, check.

277. Perfect angle.

278. - Ah!

279. - Now for the crucial element of surprise.

280. - Dad, stop!

281. You don't have to be a lizard.

282. You're still my dad!

283. - Did you skateboard here?

284. - I took a cab, duh.

285. - Brought you a present, lizzy.

286. Gene cleanser, guaranteed to remove your toughest stains—

287. grease, mustard, even lizard DNA.

288. - Pictures and everything.

289. - But who could have taken these?

290. - Check the byline.

291. - I— did you see?

292. There's no shots of Billy or Dr. Connors

293. or anything to prove that he was the lizard.

294. - And that's supposed to— bro, you

295. ditched the antidote effort to win a contest.

296. - Eddie, it's all right.

297. Besides, I'm not exactly in a position to throw stones.

298. - Peter, you're young.

299. And faced with difficult choices,

300. young people sometimes make mistakes.

301. - Thanks for understanding.

302. - I understand you, but I can't trust you.

303. You're fired.

304. I never asked to be Spider-Man.

305. I never asked for these powers.

306. I never knew it would mean a bashed-up hand, a hard 9:00 PM

307. curfew, no job, and friends who all think I'm scum.

308. It was all just a twist of fate, bad luck, a random bug bite.

309. Easiest decision I ever made.

310. Except— except I saved them Spider-Man is no magic wand,

311. but thanks to the web head, Curt's cured and Billy

312. gets his father back.

313. So what if nobody threw a parade?

314. Spidey stays because Spidey's needed— for now, anyway.