The Spectacular Spider-Man 1x10

Directed by

Grey DeLisle as Sally Avril (voice) • Tricia Helfer as Black Cat (voice) • Deborah Strang as May Parker (voice) • Dee Bradley Baker as Curt Connors (voice) • Ben Diskin as Eddie Brock (voice)

Disguised as Spider-Man, the Chameleon embarks on a crime spree that can only be stopped by Spidey and the Black Cat -- together.

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1. - What did I miss?

2. Aunt May!

3. I can't believe you don't have it on.

4. They discover alien life and you're not watching?

5. - Oh, Peter.

6. Aliens are bug eyed monsters who say take me to your leader.

7. This is a mud stain on the space shuttle.

8. - Not mud.

9. Organic mud.

10. Living mud from outer space.

11. - NASA's not releasing images, but if we zoom in on this shot

12. of the shuttle, right there, on the hull,

13. that dark patch is extraterrestrial life.

14. Primitive, obviously, but organic.

15. Earlier today, the alien life form

16. was flown to Empire State University, where it will be

17. studied by the country's top biogeneticist, Dr. Curtis

18. Connors.

19. - Yes!

20. An in.

21. I hope.

22. - Hello?

23. That's right, bro.

24. The ooze has landed, and, uh, Dr. C is back in the game.

25. He's been kinda lost since, you know, the lizard thing.

26. Discontinued most of our research.

27. But we're back in business again.

28. - I— I have to see it.

29. Can you hook me up?

30. - No go, bro.

31. Dr. Martha has spoken.

32. No visitors, no reporters, and for sure no

33. photographers she already knows she can't trust.

34. As usual, Peter Parker's out of luck.

35. But maybe Spider-Man's not.

36. After all, Spidey's got a zoom lens and the lab

37. has a skylight.

38. And now a peek at our strange visitor.

39. And our strange visitor's visitor.

40. Living on the edge, fighting crime, spinning webs.

41. Swinging from the highest ledge, he can leap above our heads.

42. Ah.

43. Ah.

44. Villains on the rise and the city's victimised.

45. Lurking up with no surprise, arriving in the speed of time.

46. Ah.

47. Ah.

48. Spectacular.

49. Spectacular Spider-Man.

50. Spectacular.

51. Spectacular Spider-Man.

52. Spectacular.

53. Spectacular.

54. Spectacular Spider-Man.

55. Spectacular.

56. Spectacular Spider-Man.

57. - A school locker has better security.

58. - Perfect.

59. I stop a crime in progress, get pictures

60. for "The Bugle" of me and a hot cat burglar,

61. and slap my peepers on the ooze.

62. Hat trick.

63. - Come to kitty.

64. - Gee.

65. I never thought I'd be rescuing the icky alien

66. from the beautiful damsel.

67. - Ah.

68. I do believe it's Spider-Man.

69. - Easy, cat lady.

70. I don't wanna fight.

71. - Name's Black Cat.

72. And cat's don't fight spiders.

73. We just bat 'em around.

74. Oh, you better not get your goop in my hair.

75. - Don't worry.

76. It comes off with ice or peanut butter.

77. - Lovely.

78. You've got a sweet little skill set there, Spidey.

79. You want in on this gig?

80. We could split the take.

81. - Gig?

82. Take?

83. These words are strange to me.

84. - A certain captain of industry offered an indecent amount

85. of cash to steal that slime.

86. Said something about unlimited scientific detention.

87. - Are you sure he was a full captain of industry

88. and not some industrial cadet showing off for the girls?

89. - I know when a man's showing off.

90. So what do you say, hot stuff?

91. Want a slice of the mud pie?

92. - It is tempting, but then I'd have

93. to turn in my superhero discount card.

94. - Too bad.

95. I like us together.

96. But we only just met, and I'm not that kind of spider.

97. - Give a cat a chance, and she'll make you that kind of spider.

98. Stop.

99. I'm blushing.

100. - What in the—

101. - Dr. Connors.

102. - Two's company.

103. Three's a corroborating witness.

104. - The life form.

105. Where is it?

106. Black Cat.

107. She must've t— But how?

108. When?

109. Call the cops.

110. I'll go after her.

111. - So much for this gig.

112. Bad kitty.

113. Maybe I can still find her.

114. Aw, heck.

115. I never even got a good look at the gunk.

116. - Read all about it!

117. Spider-Thief and accomplice steal ET!

118. - And Spider-Man's come in through the skylight before.

119. - Yes, but never to steal anything.

120. - I actually thought Spidey was a hero,

121. and I actually thought Pete was a human being.

122. But he was here last night taking pictures and couldn't

123. even be bothered to call the police.

124. - But—

125. - Don't bother, Gwen.

126. Bro had his second chance.

127. I'm done.

128. - Boss, I'd like a word.

129. - How about scram?

130. Or two words.

131. Scream, kid.

132. Or 17.

133. Get out of my office in 2.3 seconds

134. or I'll staple you to a flag pole!

135. - How did you count so—

136. - Never mind.

137. I— I can't believe you're printing flat out lies.

138. - Lies?

139. You callow, insubordinate pup.

140. "The Bugle" only prints facts, and whatever

141. it takes to connect the facts together.

142. - Yeah, but I was there, taking taken pictures from the roof.

143. Spidey was trying to stop Black Cat from stealing the ooze.

144. She got away, but they didn't leave together.

145. - Looked that way to an amateur like you,

146. but it's standard crook behaviour.

147. They met up later to divide the spoils.

148. - Ask Dr. Connors.

149. He was there.

150. - Last night?

151. Read the article, kid.

152. Connors didn't discover the theft 'til early this morning.

153. - What?

154. Why would Dr. Connors lie?

155. - Spider-Man must be quite confused right about now.

156. - Hello, General.

157. No.

158. Regretfully, I have no alien to deliver.

159. A known competitor beat my team to the lab my mere minutes.

160. Of course, your down payment will be refunded.

161. Goodbye.

162. - So, no paycheck?

163. - No paycheck.

164. But the story in "The Bugle," it sparked an epiphany.

165. Mason.

166. I'll need all your mechanical ability.

167. And Beck, your special effects expertise.

168. - Yeah, so what else is new?

169. Which captain of industry or high ranking political

170. are you posing as this time, Chameleon?

171. - This time, I have someone a little different in mind.

172. Black Cat must have taken the muck.

173. OK, so there's no proof in any of my pictures,

174. but I know I didn't take it.

175. And what's with Dr. C?

176. Spider saved him from a permanent case

177. of lizard breath.

178. How could he betray the old web head that way?

179. And how am I ever gonna clear my friendly neighbourhood name?

180. - And the crazy thing, they think I stole the alien.

181. I never even got a good look at it.

182. - Ooh.

183. That's a good look for you.

184. I'm flattered, truly.

185. See?

186. I knew we made a connection.

187. - You!

188. You're the real— thief.

189. - Because I stole your heart?

190. Heard it before, swinger.

191. - What the heck?

192. - I've been looking for you.

193. I know I don't like being blamed for crimes I didn't commit.

194. Or any crimes, really.

195. Bad for business.

196. So the frame up must really annoy

197. an ex-primary colour guy like you.

198. - Huh?

199. Uh.

200. Yeah.

201. You didn't steal the ooze, did you?

202. - Oh.

203. You know I didn't, short, dark, and handsome.

204. You were there.

205. So unless you took it—

206. - I didn't take it.

207. - Calm down.

208. I didn't think so.

209. But if you're fed up enough with the thankless hero thing

210. to match your image to mine, then I have to ask.

211. Are we going to be bad guys together, partner?

212. Or just plain bad?

213. Was it something I said?

214. Guess I found the ooze.

215. Or it found me.

216. Face it, spidey.

217. Alien life has permanently bonded itself to your suit.

218. Best case, you're in for one monster of a dry cleaning bill.

219. - Perfect.

220. Now I'm flying a glider.

221. Gotta ditch in Central Park.

222. No.

223. Eddie and I lost our parents in a plane just like that.

224. Whoa.

225. Can't believe I made that leap.

226. I hope I'm strong enough for this.

227. Trouble is, I'm not close enough to a building

228. for my web to carry.

229. Still.

230. Nothing to lose.

231. Slick.

232. But did I do that, or— or did the ooze

233. actually upgrade my spiderness?

234. - Look out!

235. - Run!

236. If I can use the ooze

237. to help more people as Spider-Man,

238. and not incidentally earn a bit more photo money as Peter

239. Parker, then maybe it's OK that I sort of unintentionally stole

240. the slime from the Connors' lab.

241. And maybe it's better for everyone if I don't return it.

242. Course, it's not really my call.

243. But obviously it was the right call.

244. Yeah.

245. I could get used to this.

246. - Hey, Aunt May.

247. A-Aunt May.

248. What's wrong?

249. - Oh, Peter.

250. I— I'm sorry.

251. I didn't mean to frighten you, I— It

252. was just the heat from the stove.

253. And I am a little tired.

254. - I'm not surprised.

255. You've been cooking nonstop.

256. There's enough food

257. here to feed the Rhino.

258. - I'm testing recipes.

259. We can give the extra to the food drive.

260. - Come on.

261. Let's get you to bed.

262. - Spider-Man just robbed a bank!

263. - Cut it out!

264. - (BABY VOICE) Aw, what's the matter, Fwashie?

265. Does the twoofth hurt?

266. - It's not the (LISPING) twoofth.

267. I mean, it's not true.

268. - Hey, if it's make fun of Flash day, how can I help?

269. - (BABY) Wittle Fwashie's mad because his

270. hero turned out to be a big cwook.

271. - I told you.

272. The guy in the pictures ain't the real Spider.

273. Any guy could put on a costume.

274. Puny Parker wore one last week.

275. Can Puny Parker stick to walls and sling webs?

276. Face it, Flash.

277. "The Bugle" has undeniable photographic evidence.

278. - Forget "The Bugle."

279. There's no way I'm ever gonna believe

280. Spider-Man's turned to crime.

281. - Then you're the only one!

282. - No sudden moves, friends.

283. Your friendly neighbourhood web shooter's in a frisky move.

284. - Behind you.

285. My insect early warning system's tingling.

286. Fill her up.

287. Wonderful!

288. Ha!

289. Perfect!

290. Tomorrow's front page!

291. - Mr. Jameson, these pictures—

292. - Too late, Parker.

293. Got all the pictures I could ask for.

294. Best of all, Joe Anonymous is letting me have them for free!

295. As I predicted, the web head's turned out

296. to be just another thug in a mask.

297. Soon he'll be caught, gaoled, and run out of town!

298. - How could he be gaoled and run out of town.

299. - I'm giddy as a school girl.

300. Never thought

301. I'd be on the lookout for, well, me.

302. - Hey, crime spree.

303. I was hoping you'd swing this way again.

304. - Cat.

305. Listen.

306. I'm innocent.

307. - Obviously.

308. Doesn't that impostor know black is the new red and blue?

309. - I'd turn him black and blue.

310. If I could find him.

311. - Well.

312. As it happens.

313. - How can you be so sure he'll hit here?

314. - I think like a thief.

315. A boat full of overdressed fat cats

316. is a can't miss proposition.

317. Wait.

318. Mm.

319. Mayor Waters is wearing a Stuyvesant tiger.

320. I want it.

321. - Cat.

322. No door prizes.

323. Try focusing on how we get aboard.

324. Please.

325. I'm a professional.

326. I come prepared.

327. - Hello.

328. So glad you could make it.

329. I'm wearing a fortune in borrowed jewels, captain.

330. Let's get this boat moving before a certain arachnid

331. decides to crash my party.

332. - I still don't buy it, Your Honour.

333. I've seen Spider-Man in action.

334. I can't believe he started a crime.

335. - Believe it, Stacy.

336. "The Bugle's" saying for weeks the web-head's a fraud.

337. Now that I'm proven right, I assume

338. you've taken the proper precautions.

339. - Don't worry, Jonah.

340. My officers are all on alert for Spider-Man.

341. Besides.

342. If he was coming, he's too late now.

343. - Hors d'oeurves, Your Honour?

344. - Norman.

345. Wonderful of you to come.

346. - Are you happy to see me or my contribution?

347. - And if my answer is both?

348. - Then I'm investing in an honest politician.

349. Now if you'll excuse me.

350. - Demitasse, Sergeant?

351. - Sweet ride.

352. - Haven't you heard?

353. Crime pays.

354. - I'm not listening.

355. La la la la la.

356. - Almost there.

357. Hold on tight.

358. - Don't worry.

359. I don't slip.

360. - Not why I said that.

361. - Uh, we're— we're close enough.

362. - Ooh, my kitty sense is purring.

363. - Guess Cat was right.

364. - And so I raise my glass to thank you for all your support.

365. And, after the election, your city will thank you too.

366. - As will your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Thief.

367. - Ha!

368. I knew it!

369. - Fill them up, folks.

370. - Take him.

371. - Your Honour.

372. If you hold that tiger too tight, I bite.

373. - He's too tall.

374. This guy's a fraud.

375. - Spider-Man is not a fraud.

376. Can't believe I just said that.

377. - Behind you.

378. - That's spider strength, people.

379. Think I can fake that?

380. - Actually, I do.

381. - And who are you supposed to be?

382. - Spider-Man.

383. The real one.

384. - The real one?

385. You don't even have the costume right.

386. - I'm in mourning for my buried rep.

387. Just like Picklepuss will be when

388. he's forced to print a retraction.

389. - Retraction?

390. Listen, webhead!

391. Nobody tells J. Jonah—

392. - See?

393. Even the jolly one himself knows I'm the genuine article.

394. Now that's spider strength.

395. Accept no substitutes.

396. - Demitasse, Spider-Man?

397. They took the tiger!

398. - We need to go!

399. - Incoming.

400. - We'll let them settle this Spider-Man to Spider-Man.

401. - Thanks, Cat.

402. I owe you one!

403. - At least.

404. - Whoa!

405. Wow.

406. The new onesie.

407. I can feel it balancing me.

408. Compensating for the boat, the water, everything.

409. - How about a taste of Spider punch?

410. - Please tell me I don't sound like that,

411. or at least that I offer a higher quality quip.

412. - The one and only.

413. Got it.

414. - My hero.

415. - You heard me!

416. A retraction!

417. But on page 42 in four point font.

418. - I'm satisfied you're innocent, Spider-Man.

419. We'll find out what Chameleon did with the ET.

420. - Actually, I sort of—

421. What are you doing?

422. You tell the truth and they'll take the suit away.

423. You need its power to help people.

424. - I sort of figured you'd say that.

425. - Then I'll say this too.

426. As long as you wear a mask, some folks will always wonder.

427. - Night, Captain.

428. - Captain Stacy!

429. The tiger!

430. It's not here!

431. - All right, Chameleon.

432. Where's the—

433. - We made a pretty good team.

434. Maybe you should change sides.

435. OK, then why did you help me?

436. - You really don't know?

437. - Wow, Cat.

438. I— I had no idea you felt that way.

439. Uh, Cat.

440. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.