The Spectacular Spider-Man 1x1

Directed by Victor Cook

Grey DeLisle as Sally Avril / Betty Brant (voice) • Phil LaMarr as Rand Robertson (voice) • Robert Englund as Adrian Toomes / Vulture (voice) • Peter MacNicol as Otto Octavius (voice) • Deborah Strang as May Parker (voice)

While being pursued by the Enforcers, Spider-Man has to protect Norman Osborn from the vengeful supervillain Vulture.

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1. Tell me there's something better.

2. Yee-haw!

3. Go ahead, try.

4. "How I Spent My Summer Vacation,"

5. by Peter Benjamin Parker.

6. I can sum it up in one glorious, hyphenated word— Spider-Man!

7. I am the spectacular Spider-Man!

8. Only one thing missing.

9. It's my last night before school starts.

10. And I could really use some action.

11. Did I tell ya?

12. One getaway jump to the next building,

13. and we're a million bucks richer.

14. - This ain't no million-buck haul.

15. Not after the big man takes his cut, anyway.

16. - Ah, shut up and jump.

17. - Whoa!

18. - Aw, no.

19. Not again.

20. Yep, again.

21. Heh, heh.

22. What is this, Marko?

23. Like the third time this summer?

24. Just wait'll I get my hands on ya!

25. You skinny little creep!

26. OK, so, Marko, now tell me, the new Spider Signal,

27. too much?

28. It— it's my first night trying it out.

29. And I'm just not sure it screams,

30. "friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man."

31. Be brutal.

32. I mean, as a guy with a lot of experience

33. getting thrashed by— well, me, heh, I

34. really value your opinion.

35. This is a live feed?

36. Then I've seen enough.

37. Summon the enforcers.

38. - Already on their way.

39. (SINGING) Living on the edge,

40. fighting crime, spinning webs.

41. Swinging from the highest ledge, he can leap above our heads.

42. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

43. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

44. Villains on the rise, and the city's victimised.

45. Looking up with no surprise, arrivin' in the speed of time.

46. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

47. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

48. Spectacular, spectacular, Spider-Man!

49. Spectacular, spectacular, Spider-Man!

50. Spectacular.

51. Spectacular, spectacular, Spider-Man!

52. Spectacular, spectacular, Spider-Man!

53. PETER PARKER (VOICEOVER): I've never

54. been so pumped for the first day of school.

55. Because today, everything changes.

56. It isn't getting any easier, Anna.

57. We're almost out of money.

58. But May, I'm Ben left—

59. Ben Parker was many, many wonderful things.

60. But a financial wizard he was not.

61. (SIGHS) I miss him so.

62. Oh, but listen to me go on.

63. We'll manage.

64. And please, not a word of this to Peter.

65. I wouldn't want him to be concerned.

66. - Hey, Aunt May.

67. How's the most beautiful girl in Forest Hills this morning?

68. - Peter.

69. Now hurry off.

70. You don't want to be late on your first day.

71. - No ma'am.

72. I blame you for this!

73. You told me to bring my magnetic air transport system to Oscorp.

74. - I— I know, but—

75. - You arranged the meeting with Norman Osborn.

76. - And I— I had the best intentions.

77. - He studied my ideas and rejected them!

78. Then announces Oscorp Tech Flight four months later!

79. - I am sorry, Adrian.

80. Don't you dare apologise, doctor.

81. Oscorp has nothing to apologise for.

82. - Nothing to— Osborn, you stole my work!

83. - That's dangerous talk, Mr. Toomes.

84. Dangerous and unsupportable.

85. Listen, you old buzzard, you've been at this for decades

86. without one success to your name.

87. If you never accomplished anything as a young man,

88. who'd believe you created Tech Flight as an old one?

89. Boys, show Mr. Toomes out.

90. - Good news.

91. I don't blame you anymore.

92. PETER PARKER (VOICEOVER): All right.

93. The Parkers are desperate for cold, hard cash.

94. But I'm not letting that spoil this moment.

95. Hey, Pete.

96. Harry, Gwen.

97. How'd summer treat you?

98. - Science Camp was fun.

99. - Yeah, well, the World Tour stunk.

100. My dad spent the whole trip locked in boardrooms.

101. So I spend mine locked in boredom.

102. Eh, should've stayed in town with you, Pete.

103. At least we could've done nothing together.

104. But now we're back.

105. So, you ready for the torture that is M Cubed?

106. - It'll be different now.

107. - Really?

108. 'Cause you spent half Sophomore year stuffed in a locker.

109. Uh— uh, Pete?

110. Uh, where you going?

111. To face my destiny.

112. Peter Parker's a wall crawler, not a wallflower.

113. And my life is about to change.

114. S— s— s— Sally?

115. - What's he— uh— guh— is he—

116. - Uh, I think he is.

117. Are you damaged?

118. - He did.

119. - Why in the world do you think I'd ever go out

120. with Midtown High's champion geek?

121. - Hey, Rand.

122. Puny Parker's hittin' on your girl.

123. - Uh, ya— Rand, I heh.

124. I didn't know you two were—

125. - It's cool.

126. - Cool?

127. You don't care?

128. - Why?

129. You want to go out with him?

130. - I want to walk on a Parker-free planet, thank you very much.

131. - Lucky you didn't try this with my girl, Parker.

132. If your geek sweat got within one mile of Liz, I—

133. - Back off, Flash.

134. I won't be your punching bag anymore.

135. Things have changed.

136. Whoa!

137. - Mm.

138. Mm.

139. You hear him threaten me, dude?

140. Nerd thinks he's Spider-Man.

141. Mm, pound cake.

142. - My lunch!

143. - Come on.

144. The big man wants a word.

145. The force is all present and accounted for, boss.

146. Thank you, Hammerhead.

147. Gentlemen, I'll get right to the point.

148. For the last four months, a pest has plagued our operations.

149. At first I could hardly credit the reports.

150. - Thought the boys were trying to stiff us.

151. Had to give a rough to make sure they was sincere.

152. Establishing patterns

153. of movement took all summer.

154. But last night, we had confirmation.

155. The Spider-Man is real.

156. - And you want the Enforcers to wrangle up this here spider?

157. No, Montana.

158. I want you to squash it.

159. - Chapter 1 by tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen.

160. Mr. Parker, Miss Stacy, a word.

161. I wonder if either of you remember

162. a field trip we took last year?

163. To the laboratory of Dr. Curtis Connors,

164. at Empire State University?

165. - Ah!

166. - Heh.

167. Trust me, that's one field trip I'll never forget.

168. - Me neither.

169. Dr. Connor's research was— was thrilling!

170. - I'm glad you feel that way.

171. Because he's offering two internships

172. to promising high schoolers.

173. I recommended my two star pupils.

174. You start this afternoon.

175. Ah, thanks for letting

176. me kill time at your place, Harry.

177. Ah.

178. I'm not due at the ESU lab for another hour.

179. - I'm just surprised you're not hanging at the school paper.

180. Aren't you their star photographer or something?

181. - Not anymore.

182. Someone else can take pictures of Flash

183. prancing around the gridiron.

184. I'll be too busy raking in the green.

185. - Uh, is this part of the same reality

186. where Sally Avril's your—

187. - A minor setback.

188. But at least this lab job solves the Parker money problems.

189. I mean, look around.

190. All this belongs to your dad, and he's a scientist.

191. Boys?

192. Come out here.

193. I couldn't help overhearing.

194. - I— I'm sorry, Mr. Osbourne I—

195. - Don't you dare apologise, son.

196. I never do.

197. So what's this about a lab job?

198. - At ESU, working with Curt Connors.

199. - Connors, huh?

200. Quite an opportunity.

201. Don't suppose you were considered for the honour,

202. Harry?

203. - Uh, no, sir.

204. - It's totally not a big deal, Mr. O But, uh, thanks.

205. Uh, we'll uh— well, we'll get out of your way now.

206. - Osborn!

207. - Dad.

208. Ah!

209. - Wha— what do we do?

210. I— I—

211. - Call the cops!

212. Do it!

213. Go!

214. - Tell the truth, Osborn.

215. Can your Tech Flight do this?

216. - Toomes?

217. - Not Toomes now.

218. I'm what you called me.

219. I'm The Vulture!

220. - I called you a buzzard!

221. - What?

222. - You can't even get the name right.

223. Ah!

224. Toomes, stop.

225. What will any of this accomplish?

226. - A means to an end, Osborn.

227. Something you know all about.

228. You will announce to the world that Adrian Toomes

229. is the genius behind Tech Flight.

230. You will pay me all that I am owed!

231. And you will publicly apologise for stealing my invention!

232. - I never apologise, old man.

233. - I may be an old man, but I'm not a patient one!

234. - Ah!

235. Whoa, guys!

236. You play Hot Potato hardcore.

237. - Wh— what is this?

238. These skies are mine now!

239. You may be right.

240. I really just rent.

241. - What are you babbling about?

242. Put me down!

243. - Dude, you are the bossiest damsel

244. in distress I have ever rescued.

245. Also the ugliest, heaviest, and the first.

246. - Who are you?

247. - Why, I'm your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man,

248. of course.

249. - Spider-Man?

250. I thought you were a myth.

251. Man, I need a new press agent.

252. He's not helping, Stan.

253. The perps he nabs almost always walk, and—

254. Heads up!

255. - What's going on?

256. - Explanations inside, now!

257. I— look, Beak, I admire anyone who dresses

258. up as their favourite animals.

259. Better still, you can fly.

260. So I gotta ask, have you heard the one

261. about great power coming with great responsibility?

262. - Ah!

263. - Whoa!

264. Beaky, don't fly away mad!

265. - The name is Vulture!

266. Uh, yeah, that's great, Harry.

267. I'm— I'm glad that your dad's safe.

268. Eh, me?

269. Well— well, uh, heh.

270. Ya— Ya know, I tried to follow him on foot,

271. and I ran for blocks, but—

272. Yeah, I guess that was pretty useless.

273. Uh, hey, look.

274. I'm late and, uh, Gwen's giving me the look.

275. So uh, yeah, bye.

276. - I so was not giving you the look.

277. But I am late, right?

278. - Always, bro.

279. - Ah, Eddie!

280. Hey, Gwen.

281. - (LAUGHS) Bro, what are you doing here?

282. - Work here.

283. I'm Connor's personal lab assistant.

284. Not bad for a frosh, huh?

285. - Heh, heh.

286. Eddie Brock's a freshman.

287. - College freshman, little man.

288. But I'm guessing you're missing me at Midtown High, huh?

289. No one to keep Flash Thompson off your back?

290. Stole your shoes again, huh?

291. Eh hem.

292. Peter Parker, Gwen Stacy, I'd like

293. you to meet Dr. Martha Connors.

294. - Eddie's told us great things about you both.

295. - Said you wear clean underwear.

296. Lucky I didn't say socks.

297. Curt, stop hiding in the office.

298. New interns are here.

299. - I'll be right out.

300. Peter, Gwen, this is ESU's resident genius,

301. my husband Curt.

302. - Uh, it's an honour to meet you, Dr. Connors.

303. - Y— you look familiar, son.

304. Weren't you the boy that was bitten—

305. - By the science bug!

306. Heh, you know it.

307. Now, we won't overdo it the first day.

308. Eddie will show you around the lab.

309. But the real work can start tomorrow.

310. - So, questions welcome.

311. - Uh, here's one.

312. Uh, what does this gig pay?

313. - Heh.

314. Pete, you're a high school kid with zero experience.

315. You're not getting paid.

316. Aunt May needs my help.

317. I don't know what I'm going to do.

318. - Oh, Pete, don't angst, OK?

319. It'll come to you.

320. - Well?

321. I'm waiting!

322. You gotta admit, the girl knows her stuff.

323. PETER PARKER (VOICEOVER): Ugh, today's

324. been one-stop shopping for disappointment.

325. No money at home.

326. No cool at school.

327. I nearly pavement-splat fighting a wacko with wings.

328. And now, Daily Bugle security won't even

329. let me use the elevator.

330. But May and Ben Parker didn't raise no quitters.

331. Any quitters.

332. You get the idea.

333. J. Get downstairs, now!

334. Robby, where's my layout?

335. Foswell, I ordered that rewrite 12 seconds ago.

336. Lee, I'm not paying you to sit on your keister!

337. And you!

338. - M— me?

339. - Yeah, you.

340. I sent you for my bagel and smear nine minutes ago.

341. - You sent Bennie, Mr. Jameson.

342. And it's only been three minutes.

343. - Uh, actually, sir, I've got something better than a bagel.

344. - Oh yeah?

345. What's that?

346. - A proposal.

347. I think I can get your pictures—

348. photos— of Spider-Man in action.

349. Ha!

350. I bet it would sell a lot of newspapers.

351. - What do you know about sellin' papers?

352. You're a kid!

353. Worse, you're a teenager.

354. Miss Brant, call security.

355. Get this wailing infant out of my face, out of my city room,

356. out of my town!

357. Hey.

358. What the "Bugle" needs is photos of Spider-man in action.

359. Now that'd sell newspapers, huh?

360. Oh, today officially reeks.

361. Not one thing's gone right.

362. And now, the amazing Spider-Man is reduced

363. to sneaking around for his shoes.

364. - All clear.

365. Osborn!

366. - Go, go!

367. You won't escape me again!

368. My thought exactly.

369. Target sighted at last known location.

370. Boys, let's squash us a bug.

371. Trick or treat!

372. Ah!

373. I mean, you are celebrating

374. Halloween in September, right?

375. Or am I not one to talk?

376. Uh!

377. Whoa!

378. Uh!

379. Huh?

380. Whoa!

381. This is the strangest darn gig

382. Big Man's ever slid our way.

383. We are flying with the freaks now, boys.

384. I got no idea what that big bird's about.

385. But I am mighty glad he's keepin' our bug busy.

386. Target locked.

387. - Oh, my spider-senses.

388. Ox, Fancy Dan, you're up.

389. - Ah!

390. - Look, pal, if you needed a breath mint,

391. you just had to ask.

392. - Oh, that's not good.

393. Eh, eh, eh.

394. Boys need a workout.

395. Now no turning tail.

396. - Seriously, who are you guys?

397. - I think we lost 'em.

398. - Ah!

399. - It's not that I'm running.

400. But there's this Vulture guy out there.

401. So if we could just postpone.

402. Ah!

403. Ah!

404. You're strong.

405. Point taken.

406. But can you do this?

407. - Uh!

408. - Didn't think so.

409. - Eew.

410. - Now, I know you can tear right through that.

411. But I wouldn't recommend it.

412. Son, you're making the Enforcers look bad.

413. I can't have that.

414. - You will apologise!

415. - I won't!

416. - Man, this is a sweet ride.

417. That sunroof come standard?

418. - Why do you defend that thief, Osborn?

419. Ah!

420. - Uncool!

421. Do you know what these spider suits cost?

422. Never fought

423. anyone like this group of bozos.

424. I know one thing I know for sure.

425. I can't let Harry lose his dad the way I lost Uncle Ben.

426. - Surf's up!

427. Woo-hoo!

428. - There!

429. The car park!

430. Go, go!

431. - No!

432. This is all your fault.

433. - Two birds, one stone.

434. - Where'd that varmint get to now?

435. ADRIAN "VULTURE" Did you really

436. think you could hide from me there?

437. M— muh— my wing!

438. I— I can't steer!

439. - Yeah, but you're still airborne.

440. How does that work exactly?

441. Yo, Vultchy, you're hum— humming.

442. - You idiot!

443. You've doomed us both.

444. - Heh.

445. You so have not been paying attention.

446. Yee-haw!

447. - Well, three out of four ain't bad.

448. Especially on bizarre bad guy night.

449. Now, if I can just get my shoes.

450. Oh, perfect end to a perfect day.

451. - Aunt May.

452. You're awake.

453. - Sit down, Peter.

454. We need to talk.

455. I know you're a good boy, and growing

456. up to be a fine young man.

457. The man of the house, now.

458. But you're still my responsibility.

459. I can't have you out till midnight.

460. You are to be home by 10 o'clock.

461. That's my bedtime.

462. - But Aunt May—

463. - If you're late, you call.

464. Before 10.

465. If you do call, it had better be to say you're on your way home.

466. That's the law in this house, Peter.

467. Do we understand each other?

468. - Heh.

469. Sure, Aunt May.

470. That's fair.

471. - Lovely.

472. Now, how about a slice of banana cream pie?

473. OK, nothing went as planned today.

474. Understatement of the year.

475. But I'm still Spider-Man, and still undefeated.

476. And I still have this amazing person watching out for me.

477. Tell me there's something better.

478. Go ahead, try.