1. You are what you are
when you are who you areCopy !req
2. You are what you areCopy !req
3. You know what you are
when you are who you areCopy !req
4. where you areCopy !req
5. It's all about youCopy !req
6. Oh, motherfucker.Copy !req
7. Wow. Hey.Copy !req
8. Look who's here.Copy !req
9. Finally.Copy !req
10. Look at her. Her own business now.Copy !req
11. I've got some radio ties to
help with our Mondays and Tuesdays...Copy !req
12. plus I'm thinking about
adding some contests later on.Copy !req
13. Glenlivet, right, Ton'?Copy !req
14. Just seltzer, dear.Copy !req
15. Christopher here?Copy !req
16. Is he supposed to be?Copy !req
17. - You want me to call him?
- We're gonna sit down there.Copy !req
18. VIP table's better!Copy !req
19. Hello?Copy !req
20. An FBI informant?Copy !req
21. I must've been out of cell phone range.Copy !req
22. Your accountant didn't reach you?Copy !req
23. A.J. said he talked to
you four hours ago.Copy !req
24. Well, Ginsberg didn't call me.Copy !req
25. I'm gonna fuck her
face up before I kill her.Copy !req
26. Look, I said I'll talk
to him, so I'll talk to him.Copy !req
27. Cousin Brian is dropping
those estate papers off tomorrow.Copy !req
28. Good, I'm anxious to look them over.Copy !req
29. Let's give it up for No Soap Radio.Copy !req
30. Was that a steamroller of a set?Copy !req
31. Pick up one of the new
CDs for sale up at the front.Copy !req
32. Come on, Giovanni.Copy !req
33. Jesus Christ, he's pissing his pants.Copy !req
34. You want me to do it again?Copy !req
35. There you go. Looks pretty good!Copy !req
36. Okay, that's great.Copy !req
37. Let's bring out your lover.Copy !req
38. The weight she put on in rehab...
How could she do that to herself?Copy !req
39. She always had a bad can. It's genetic.Copy !req
40. Hello?Copy !req
41. Hey, Ma, what's up?Copy !req
42. - Hello?
- Adriana, it's me.Copy !req
43. Why the fuck are you calling me here?Copy !req
44. Don't hang up,
because I'll just call back.Copy !req
45. Ma, I'll call you later.Copy !req
46. I know, Ma. Goddamn it,
I'll pick up the Sensodyne.Copy !req
47. - Norman, I got to take this.
- Ade, I got a boliage at 11:00.Copy !req
48. Are you following me?Copy !req
49. We wanna talk to you. A&B Bakery...Copy !req
50. route 10, East Hanover.Copy !req
51. I got to drive all the way up there?Copy !req
52. You don't want us talking to
you in your neighborhood.Copy !req
53. And don't go anywhere. We got a
unit watching the beauty shop.Copy !req
54. - I'm getting lights and a wax.
- We'll wait.Copy !req
55. Janice, hi.Copy !req
56. Listen, I can't stay.Copy !req
57. I just brought Bobby Junior
a couple of Xbox games...Copy !req
58. a friend of mine burned for him.Copy !req
59. JoJo.Copy !req
60. Hi. What are you doing here?Copy !req
61. Janice, look at you.Copy !req
62. I made Bobby and the kids
some of my chicken marsala.Copy !req
63. It's times like this, I remember
when I lost Mikey.Copy !req
64. It's impossible to think about food...Copy !req
65. but like the President says:Copy !req
66. "We have to keep going."Copy !req
67. The family's got to eat.Copy !req
68. I'm picking up the kids
after school, Bobby. No argument.Copy !req
69. He's hanging in,
though, aren't you, Bobby?Copy !req
70. Leave those. The girl's coming today.Copy !req
71. Then I better do these pots at least.Copy !req
72. I've seen Rigoberta
with those copper tuffies.Copy !req
73. What she's done to this Teflon.Copy !req
74. Any time you want to drop Sophia
and little Bobby off, don't be shy.Copy !req
75. I mean it. My kids would love it.Copy !req
76. How is Michael
Junior doing on the Ritalin?Copy !req
77. The way they medicate kids today...Copy !req
78. It's the answer for everything.Copy !req
79. Then they wonder why teenagers
get hooked on drugs.Copy !req
80. If a child had diabetes,
you'd give him insulin.Copy !req
81. I didn't mean it like that.Copy !req
82. Bobby's got to come home anyway.Copy !req
83. Karen always made him do his
homework before dinner...Copy !req
84. or it didn't get done.Copy !req
85. The chicken, Bobby...Copy !req
86. put it in a 350 oven for 20 minutes.
You just want to heat it.Copy !req
87. And if you have some egg noodles...Copy !req
88. It's better the first night.Copy !req
89. - Enjoy.
- Thank you, JoJo.Copy !req
90. Everybody's been so nice.Copy !req
91. I'll bet.Copy !req
92. Look at all these casseroles
people brought.Copy !req
93. Stuffed shells.Copy !req
94. Gabriella.Copy !req
95. Ziti.Copy !req
96. Karen made that.Copy !req
97. - I'm sorry.
- That's her last ziti before she died.Copy !req
98. I didn't know.Copy !req
99. I loved her so much.Copy !req
100. I thank God for
every day we had together.Copy !req
101. - She was an angel.
- I know. She was special.Copy !req
102. Miss La Cerva.Copy !req
103. Agent Harris. We met.Copy !req
104. This is agent Sanseverino.Copy !req
105. Hi, Adriana.Copy !req
106. Eat shit, Danielle.Copy !req
107. Or whatever the fuck your name is.Copy !req
108. Get you a latte? Scone?Copy !req
109. I just want you people to leave me alone.
How many times I have to tell you?Copy !req
110. I don't know anything.Copy !req
111. You people are just trying to scare me.
Nobody's trying to hurt Christopher.Copy !req
112. What was he doing in Yonkers last night?Copy !req
113. What?Copy !req
114. - I don't know.
- Somebody saw him having drinks...Copy !req
115. at the Renaissance Inn with an
individual named Chip Zoto.Copy !req
116. Christopher ever mention a Chip
Zoto, or just plain Chip?Copy !req
117. No.Copy !req
118. Here's what's problematic.Copy !req
119. You don't even know
where your boyfriend is.Copy !req
120. How do you know if he's in trouble?Copy !req
121. He's into heroin, organized crime.Copy !req
122. He's associating with
some very dangerous people...Copy !req
123. not to mention Tony Soprano himself.Copy !req
124. See, that's where you're wrong.Copy !req
125. Tony would never let
anything happen to Christopher.Copy !req
126. They're cousins, he loves him.Copy !req
127. He loved Pussy Bonpensiero.
What happened to him?Copy !req
128. He went in the
Witness Protection program.Copy !req
129. Dwight? He went into the program?Copy !req
130. You know anything about that?Copy !req
131. - No.
- I think we would've heard.Copy !req
132. And your uncle Richie, I suppose
he's in the program, too.Copy !req
133. He is.Copy !req
134. Isn't he?Copy !req
135. This is a way out for you. You
have your whole life in front of you.Copy !req
136. We'd like to see you two have a chance.Copy !req
137. Okay.Copy !req
138. I'm gonna get back.Copy !req
139. Where are you going?Copy !req
140. You're gonna be working
with agent Sanseverino here.Copy !req
141. What?Copy !req
142. Why?Copy !req
143. It's for your own safety.Copy !req
144. And you know what we were talking about?Copy !req
145. About the little creatures?Copy !req
146. Good luck with that. I mean it.Copy !req
147. Fuck you.Copy !req
148. The more you can tell us, the
more we can help you and Christopher.Copy !req
149. He doesn't need your help.Copy !req
150. He can take care of himself.Copy !req
151. You want some water?Copy !req
152. How's Tony been lately?Copy !req
153. I have no fucking
idea. I told you already.Copy !req
154. Been over to the house?Copy !req
155. I don't go over there.Copy !req
156. Hardly ever.Copy !req
157. That should be your
area of focus, if possible.Copy !req
158. I don't feel so good.Copy !req
159. A little more salt?Copy !req
160. No, it's delicious.Copy !req
161. - Listen, I was talking to cousin Brian—
- I'm seeing Ginsberg tomorrow.Copy !req
162. No, not that.Copy !req
163. He gave me a free tip on a
medical stock that's gonna move soon.Copy !req
164. He said we should put $10,000 in it.Copy !req
165. $10,000?Copy !req
166. It's not that much.Copy !req
167. Right. It's not a meaningful investment.Copy !req
168. That much of Dell Computer bought
in 1989 is worth $5 million today.Copy !req
169. We don't have that kind of
money on hand right now.Copy !req
170. Things are tight.Copy !req
171. Don't you read the papers? The economy?Copy !req
172. It sounded like a wonderful opportunity.Copy !req
173. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
174. Waldorf-Astoria for horses back here.Copy !req
175. Groom, trainer, three meals a day.Copy !req
176. No, watch out for the goat, it butts.Copy !req
177. My Nina Lento cooked goat.Copy !req
178. What's it doing here?Copy !req
179. Horses like company.Copy !req
180. Seabiscuit had a horse he traveled with.Copy !req
181. How do you like that?
You own a horse, Tony?Copy !req
182. Please, as his accountant...Copy !req
183. I thought about it a couple times...Copy !req
184. but it's an animal, it's a commitment.Copy !req
185. Don't tell me with the buck shins again?Copy !req
186. No, she's fine. We had a great morning.Copy !req
187. Jesus, that's a beautiful horse.Copy !req
188. She'll be a bottle of LePage
if she don't win this race.Copy !req
189. Bubbala, you want a sure
thing? Buy bonds.Copy !req
190. Lois is the best trainer here.Copy !req
191. This ciuccio, he sells me a horse.Copy !req
192. The next week it starts losing.Copy !req
193. I don't know what got into her.Copy !req
194. She ran the whole
race ahead by two lengths...Copy !req
195. and then she just stopped
in the backstretch.Copy !req
196. - Stopped?
- Slowed down, finished fourth.Copy !req
197. - As in out of the money.
- Maybe you should try holding her back.Copy !req
198. Keep something for the finish.Copy !req
199. Horse is a front runner.
She likes running up front.Copy !req
200. So, what if she don't win?Copy !req
201. I have to agree with Lois here. A horse
has style, you don't fuck with it.Copy !req
202. It's her kind of track today. Fast.Copy !req
203. She did draw the one hole.Copy !req
204. Done, said, finished.Copy !req
205. Tony, all due respect, I'm inclined
to defer to the experts.Copy !req
206. Me, too.Copy !req
207. All right.Copy !req
208. Wire to wire.Copy !req
209. And tell that midget
not to be shy with the whip.Copy !req
210. If only his mother had
taken that advice.Copy !req
211. That's what you're wearing to court?Copy !req
212. - I'll get it.
- Now what?Copy !req
213. It's your niece.Copy !req
214. Morning, Uncle Jun'.Copy !req
215. - Great tie.
- What's that?Copy !req
216. Dinner tonight. It's some
delicious chicken marsala.Copy !req
217. Murf, 350 oven for 20 minutes,
just so it's hot.Copy !req
218. - And if you have some egg noodles—
- Go bring the car around.Copy !req
219. Where you going?Copy !req
220. - I'm getting my jacket.
- I'll bring it.Copy !req
221. Go get the car, we're late.Copy !req
222. I got to go upstairs, get some
change for the parking.Copy !req
223. I've been meaning to get down
to the court to show my solidarity.Copy !req
224. But this thing with Bobby...Copy !req
225. - He needs help with those kids.
- He needs help?Copy !req
226. - I'm on trial for my life.
- He's gonna get through this.Copy !req
227. When? I'm waiting like
patience on a monument.Copy !req
228. You really depend on him, don't you?Copy !req
229. This one, he drives like
a little old lady.Copy !req
230. Gas, brake, gas, brake.Copy !req
231. You know, I remember Daddy said...Copy !req
232. that someday Bobby
would be your linchpin.Copy !req
233. My brother said that?Copy !req
234. Bobby was still a head
waiter when Johnny died.Copy !req
235. Bobby's doing better.Copy !req
236. We had a very healing day yesterday.Copy !req
237. I helped him go through Karen's
things for Saint Vincent de Paul.Copy !req
238. - Psychologically, that's enormous.
- Yesterday?Copy !req
239. Bobby was home?Copy !req
240. Why?Copy !req
241. He had to take care of something
for me, that's why.Copy !req
242. What was it?Copy !req
243. Goddamn it.Copy !req
244. Each of us is alone
in the fucking universe.Copy !req
245. So this estate planning shit...Copy !req
246. Carmela wants it, and I got
nothing against getting well set up.Copy !req
247. Half of these cidrules
live one day to the next.Copy !req
248. The blue chip portfolio
like your cousin's suggesting...Copy !req
249. to keep pace with inflation?Copy !req
250. If it makes your
wife happy, go with God.Copy !req
251. I'm supposed to make the money,
she takes care of the house.Copy !req
252. That's the way it should be.Copy !req
253. Carmela's a smart woman. If
we start winning in the market...Copy !req
254. it's gonna be Intel this and Coca-Cola
that. It'll never end.Copy !req
255. This other thing your cousin advised...Copy !req
256. the life insurance trust?Copy !req
257. Big red flag.Copy !req
258. What? The kid said there
was tremendous tax advantages.Copy !req
259. To Carmela, when you die.Copy !req
260. But present day, if
something unforeseen should arise...Copy !req
261. divorce, say...Copy !req
262. that type of trust is irrevocable.Copy !req
263. It can't be changed. You have to
petition the court, and even then...Copy !req
264. Don't get me wrong.Copy !req
265. A trust, per se, is a good thing.Copy !req
266. Avoids probate, prying eyes...Copy !req
267. but there's other ways to go.Copy !req
268. Such as an inter vivos, a living trust.Copy !req
269. Here they go.Copy !req
270. They're in the gate, and they're off.Copy !req
271. - Come on, baby!
- Here we go.Copy !req
272. Out of the gate, it's Vision Be Mine,
Miss Rae Rae and Zucker's Mother...Copy !req
273. going for the lead. Yeah
Boy right there on the outside...Copy !req
274. Pie-O-My
settling into fifth.Copy !req
275. Go, goddamn it, go!Copy !req
276. - Come on, move up!
- Come on, baby, come on!Copy !req
277. I hate this fucking pygmy.Copy !req
278. What's he doing? Get her out of there!Copy !req
279. Move her up!Copy !req
280. Vision Be Mine following by a length,
Pie-O-My back two lengths...Copy !req
281. No! I got $5,000 on her.Copy !req
282. She's gonna make it, here we go!Copy !req
283. Come on, baby! Come on, girl!Copy !req
284. Zucker's Mother, Miss Rae Rae,
Vision Be Mine, and Pie-O-My...Copy !req
285. joins the front runners.Copy !req
286. She's coming around!Copy !req
287. - Jesus, look at her go!
- Making a move on the outside...Copy !req
288. it's Pie-O-My, with a
tremendous push, with tremendous speed.Copy !req
289. Come on, girl!Copy !req
290. At the top of the stretch
it's Pie-O-My...Copy !req
291. challenging
Zucker's Mother for the lead.Copy !req
292. Pie-O-My and Zucker's
Mother!Copy !req
293. Pie-O-My and Zucker's Mother
as we head for home!Copy !req
294. Pie-O-My pulling
ahead...Copy !req
295. Pie-O-My with speed to
burn, and it's Pie-O-My!Copy !req
296. Pie-O-My coming
from behind to win it!Copy !req
297. Pie-O-My hits
the wire first!Copy !req
298. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
299. I won! I'm rich!Copy !req
300. Who is that?Copy !req
301. That's his girlfriend.Copy !req
302. I'll give you a shot in the fucking
head. "My girlfriend."Copy !req
303. It's his maid.Copy !req
304. Right, the racing license.Copy !req
305. Miss Munoz, as the
owner of the winning horse...Copy !req
306. you'll receive an 8 x 10 glossy
in two to four weeks.Copy !req
307. You, Anthony.Copy !req
308. What did you say? "Hold her back."Copy !req
309. You are not going unthanked.Copy !req
310. You...Copy !req
311. I'm giving a taste of my win.Copy !req
312. Hey, Inez!Copy !req
313. Come here, have some champagne.Copy !req
314. Mr. Ralph, I don't know...Copy !req
315. There he is.Copy !req
316. I wanna congratulate you.Copy !req
317. I asked, and she was there.Copy !req
318. You know, not for nothing.Copy !req
319. The horse won, but that was
not the agreed upon strategy.Copy !req
320. Nicky didn't sit on it.Copy !req
321. She was bumped out of the gate
and got stuck in a speed trap.Copy !req
322. So this coming behind, this was a fluke?Copy !req
323. This man here, he knew.Copy !req
324. We all get lucky.Copy !req
325. No, right is right, Anthony.Copy !req
326. Fluke, escolar, whatever the fuck...Copy !req
327. I'm giving you your taste.Copy !req
328. - Your money's no good.
- I insist.Copy !req
329. She ran your race.Copy !req
330. You called it.Copy !req
331. End of story.Copy !req
332. $300, $400, $500, $600.Copy !req
333. And I need $150 more this week
for A.J.'s football cleats.Copy !req
334. - In my day, they were $50.
- $50?Copy !req
335. That's what I pay to get
your suits out of the cleaners.Copy !req
336. So you got those papers for me to sign?Copy !req
337. - Brian's?
- I told you I'd talk to Ginsberg.Copy !req
338. Got a pen?Copy !req
339. Anthony Soprano, that is wonderful.Copy !req
340. That's so great, I am so impressed.Copy !req
341. "Authorization to open an account."Copy !req
342. It's wherever
there's a little red arrow.Copy !req
343. And there.Copy !req
344. You need to sign the agency
papers here, too.Copy !req
345. It gives Brian authorization
to buy stocks on our behalf.Copy !req
346. Where the little
circles are here, initials?Copy !req
347. You will not regret this, Tony, truly.Copy !req
348. This is the best thing for all of us.
It'll give us such peace of mind.Copy !req
349. Wait, there's one more.Copy !req
350. I'm not gonna sign that one.Copy !req
351. Why not?Copy !req
352. I don't think it's a good idea.Copy !req
353. But this is the trust. It's
in case something happens to you.Copy !req
354. - I'm not gonna sign it.
- You have to.Copy !req
355. Remember your children, your wife?
So they don't end up out on the street?Copy !req
356. Yeah, well, there's better ones.Copy !req
357. - "In vitro" something.
- What?Copy !req
358. - What's wrong with this one?
- It's irrevocable.Copy !req
359. - We don't wanna get locked in.
- To what?Copy !req
360. "Float like a
butterfly, sting like a bee."Copy !req
361. Excuse me?Copy !req
362. It's the government, Carm.
You've got to be flexible.Copy !req
363. Jesus, Mary and Joseph.Copy !req
364. Come on, Carm, be fair.Copy !req
365. I gave you two out of three.Copy !req
366. You gave me?Copy !req
367. In here, hon.Copy !req
368. What're you doing in bed? We got
dinner with Tony and Carmela.Copy !req
369. I can't go.Copy !req
370. I'm sick.Copy !req
371. - What do you mean?
- I don't know, I got chills and a fever.Copy !req
372. I think I'm getting the flu.
I shouldn't go up there.Copy !req
373. Come on, get dressed. Couple of
drinks, it'll kill the germs.Copy !req
374. - You'll forget it all.
- You better go without me.Copy !req
375. But you have to go.Copy !req
376. This is the inner sanctum, here.
I'm not just a relative anymore.Copy !req
377. You think Paulie and his cumares
ever get invited to dinner with them?Copy !req
378. I'm sorry.Copy !req
379. Maybe if I just sleep...Copy !req
380. Nothing ever goes my way.Copy !req
381. Is that sausage?Copy !req
382. My mom made it with hamburger.Copy !req
383. See?Copy !req
384. Just a spoonful, Jan.
That's enough, thanks.Copy !req
385. Why don't you kids tell Daddy what we
saw on the way home from school today?Copy !req
386. The Fuji blimp over Willowbrook Mall?Copy !req
387. So?Copy !req
388. You kids seemed to like
it when you saw it.Copy !req
389. You begged me to follow it.Copy !req
390. It was nice of you
to pick them up for me.Copy !req
391. - And making dinner.
- Enjoy, everybody.Copy !req
392. It does smell good, doesn't it?Copy !req
393. - Did you eat yet?
- I'll get something at home.Copy !req
394. No, it's all right, isn't it, kids?Copy !req
395. Can we eat in front of the TV?Copy !req
396. - That's rude.
- No, kids.Copy !req
397. I'm the one barging in.Copy !req
398. You go right in there.Copy !req
399. You know how to set up the TV
trays. You want a little more?Copy !req
400. - Okay. It's pretty good, actually.
- Thank you, Bobby.Copy !req
401. I told you I don't want them to be spoiled
because they lost their mother.Copy !req
402. I saw my uncle today.Copy !req
403. - Jesus.
- That's right.Copy !req
404. Is he mad?Copy !req
405. What's going on, Bobby?
What were you supposed to do?Copy !req
406. - Union business.
- What's going on?Copy !req
407. This election coming up, that's all.Copy !req
408. I'm the one that
should've been in that car...Copy !req
409. not Karen.Copy !req
410. And Junior's been so good to
me, and I'm letting him down.Copy !req
411. Fuck him!Copy !req
412. He only thinks of himself,
selfish old fuck.Copy !req
413. Now listen to me.Copy !req
414. I know my uncle, he's a patient man.Copy !req
415. But he's at the point,
if you don't do your job...Copy !req
416. he'll find somebody who will,
you know what I'm talking about?Copy !req
417. All your effort, all the years you
put in getting your ticket punched...Copy !req
418. you'll be a nobody.Copy !req
419. I don't care
anymore. That's the problem.Copy !req
420. I don't care if I live or die.Copy !req
421. We lose that luxury when
we have children.Copy !req
422. I remember my son Harpo,
when my husband left us...Copy !req
423. I had both barrels of
a shotgun in my mouth...Copy !req
424. but then just one thought of Harpo...Copy !req
425. my little boy without his mother...Copy !req
426. Every day is worse than the last.Copy !req
427. My uncle loves you.Copy !req
428. He needs you.Copy !req
429. So you're going to
get up tomorrow morning...Copy !req
430. and you're going to get dressed,
and you're going to get in that car...Copy !req
431. and you're going to do what
needs to be done, aren't you?Copy !req
432. Okay, then. Now will you eat something?Copy !req
433. Show me one of those trusts,
the living ones.Copy !req
434. Okay, I can see where
you'd want more mutability, Ton'.Copy !req
435. Mutability mean money?
Because that's what I want.Copy !req
436. Carmela's cousin, Brian Cammarata.
Ralphie Cifaretto.Copy !req
437. - This is the life.
- What life's that?Copy !req
438. I
didn't mean—Copy !req
439. I'm kidding, just kidding.
Any cousin of Tony's...Copy !req
440. Lois, how's she look today?Copy !req
441. Been clocking her
best fractions yet, 21.45.Copy !req
442. She's in some rich company, though.
Zucker's Mother again.Copy !req
443. And this other one,
frigging Kentucky thoroughbred.Copy !req
444. You wanted a stakes horse,
this is a stakes race.Copy !req
445. I think she's ready.Copy !req
446. So, Dr. Dolittle, any thoughts?Copy !req
447. Only six furlongs. She should
run it head-to-head.Copy !req
448. Excuse me, senor, if I'd listened
to you last time...Copy !req
449. She's right.Copy !req
450. Short race like this,
let her blow them away.Copy !req
451. Foolish that I am...Copy !req
452. I'm going to place some bets.Copy !req
453. They're all in line, and they're off.Copy !req
454. Look. The five horse bumped her.
You see that, piece of shit!Copy !req
455. Come on, baby!Copy !req
456. It's Zucker's Mother with
Tenant's Harbor to the inside in the lead.Copy !req
457. Zucker's Mother, Lil' Camille, Pie-O-My
and Tenant's Harbor sprint for the lead.Copy !req
458. - Run, goddamn it!
- Go!Copy !req
459. Coming to the top,
Pie-O-My has the rail in the lead...Copy !req
460. Pie-O-My ahead by two
lengths as they—Copy !req
461. Run, you fucking nag!Copy !req
462. - Come on, Pie!
- Come on, baby, go!Copy !req
463. She's pulling ahead!Copy !req
464. Here comes Lil'
Camille from the outside.Copy !req
465. - Come on, Pie!
- Go!Copy !req
466. He can't get you!Copy !req
467. - She just can't beat
Pie-O-My. -Yeah, baby!Copy !req
468. Pie-O-My hits the wire first, Lil' Camille
was second and Tenant's Harbor, third.Copy !req
469. Beautiful!Copy !req
470. Damn it, I bet to show.Copy !req
471. What'd you win, $5?
My financial advisor.Copy !req
472. This is it. This is happiness.Copy !req
473. Winning is one thing, but when
it's your horse, right?Copy !req
474. Yeah.Copy !req
475. Once again, your horse wisdom
is not going unappreciated.Copy !req
476. Heading to the
winner's circle is Pie-O-My.Copy !req
477. Pie-O-My is
owned by Inez Munoz...Copy !req
478. and trained by Lois Pettit.Copy !req
479. I see the flowers got here.Copy !req
480. Which you like better,
the lilies or the roses?Copy !req
481. I came into some cash.Copy !req
482. Sold a property down on
Frelinghuysen Avenue.Copy !req
483. It's okay, let's buy that stock.Copy !req
484. It split. It's too late, we missed it.Copy !req
485. You're Teddy Genaretti, aren't you?Copy !req
486. The shop steward for local 184?Copy !req
487. Guilty. You a joint fitter?Copy !req
488. What can I get you?Copy !req
489. Wild Turkey, neat. I
saw your Caravan in the lot.Copy !req
490. It's a nice car for a family.Copy !req
491. - Do I know you?
- Jim Blake.Copy !req
492. What local you in?Copy !req
493. Bad back.Copy !req
494. I follow these things, you
know, with this election coming up.Copy !req
495. Dick Hoffman for President?Copy !req
496. I heard he's got 184's vote.
I think it's a mistake.Copy !req
497. Pension's been ripped off
for the last 25 years.Copy !req
498. I'm sure you guys got grievances,
but Dick Hoffman?Copy !req
499. What do you owe this guy?Copy !req
500. It's all talk. He's out
of touch with reality, Dick.Copy !req
501. You think if push came to shove
he'd give a fuck about you?Copy !req
502. - I know what you're trying to do.
- You look like a smart guy.Copy !req
503. I can see why your local puts
their faith in you to do the right thing.Copy !req
504. I'm just saying, if it was me...Copy !req
505. I got kids that
depend on me, like yourself.Copy !req
506. And to waste my votes on somebody
like Dick Hoffman?Copy !req
507. I might as well put a bullet
in my head, here.Copy !req
508. Affordable solutions to all
your fitness challenges.Copy !req
509. Now, the Body by Jake design team
has used a remarkable new technology...Copy !req
510. to attack three of the biggest problem
areas below the waistline...Copy !req
511. with the Body by Jake
Bun and Thigh Rocker...Copy !req
512. the three minute hip,
thigh and bun machine.Copy !req
513. So now you can quickly and easily
trim and tone the hips and thighs.Copy !req
514. - What are you, up?
- Cosette, go to your basket.Copy !req
515. - What's the matter with you?
- Because I'm glad to see you.Copy !req
516. I worry about you staying out so late.Copy !req
517. - Since when?
- You hungry?Copy !req
518. - Want some scrambled eggs?
- Yeah, all right.Copy !req
519. I'm thinking...Copy !req
520. maybe we should try someplace else.Copy !req
521. I saw this thing on TV, a tour
of this house in Santa Barbara...Copy !req
522. you should've seen the flowers
they had, the ocean.Copy !req
523. I was in California, I didn't like it.Copy !req
524. I'm just saying, we're young. We
got our whole life in front of us.Copy !req
525. Looks really nice out there. No snow.Copy !req
526. You're burning the butter.Copy !req
527. Let's be honest.Copy !req
528. What's our future here?Copy !req
529. You could end up in jail, or something
horrible could happen.Copy !req
530. Fucking negative shit. Stop with that.Copy !req
531. Somebody could have it in for you.Copy !req
532. - Who?
- I don't know.Copy !req
533. What kind of shit is this?
Who told you that?Copy !req
534. Nobody.Copy !req
535. Fucking negative shit
coming out of your mouth!Copy !req
536. I had that fucking bird watching
me when I got made.Copy !req
537. I'm already under a what-do-you-call-it,
possibly.Copy !req
538. So stop with that.Copy !req
539. I worry about you, that's all.Copy !req
540. I love you so much.Copy !req
541. So if you love me, stir my eggs, okay?Copy !req
542. Excuse me.Copy !req
543. Is Tony here?Copy !req
544. All right, we'll wait in the office.Copy !req
545. What can I get you?Copy !req
546. Can I see a bar menu?Copy !req
547. I'll take
a CC-and-7.Copy !req
548. Nachos Grande and a Diet Coke.Copy !req
549. Where's your office, in the back?Copy !req
550. You should play Skynyrd.Copy !req
551. Smells in here.Copy !req
552. Mold.Copy !req
553. Stuff can kill you, I read.Copy !req
554. Fuck that.Copy !req
555. What the fuck you think cheese is? Mold.Copy !req
556. Holy!Copy !req
557. You okay?Copy !req
558. It's a beautiful
day in the neighborhood.Copy !req
559. And I gotta rot in that courtroom.Copy !req
560. I'll put the heat on under the gravy.Copy !req
561. My daughter's coming over to
the house for dinner, so I gotta go.Copy !req
562. The three men were arrested
in Germany last month.Copy !req
563. Did we miss it, goddamn it?Copy !req
564. In other news, in the Federal courthouse
in Newark, there were few surprises...Copy !req
565. in the racketeering trial
of Corrado "Junior" Soprano.Copy !req
566. The 72-year-old defendant listened
as government auditors detailed...Copy !req
567. financial
irregularities at Comley Trucking.Copy !req
568. The prosecution
outlined how accounting...Copy !req
569. - What the fuck?
- What?Copy !req
570. What kind of likeness is that?Copy !req
571. If they were great artists,
they'd be in a museum.Copy !req
572. I'm fucking fodder for cartoonists now?Copy !req
573. You know, a little support
in the courtroom would be nice...Copy !req
574. or are you still hanging crepe?Copy !req
575. I took care of the thing, last night.Copy !req
576. - The guy, you saw him?
- Him and 184 won't be a problem.Copy !req
577. Good.Copy !req
578. Hand me that weight over there.
The one in the middle.Copy !req
579. Glad to see you're back
in the swing of things.Copy !req
580. That moping around, you gotta put it
behind you, get on with your life.Copy !req
581. That's what Janice said.Copy !req
582. She's been wonderful through all this.Copy !req
583. Looking after Bobby Junior and Sophia,
bringing dinner over the house.Copy !req
584. - She's a pretty good cook.
- Since when?Copy !req
585. Everybody steers clear of her food.Copy !req
586. She made lasagna the other
night, delicious.Copy !req
587. With sweet sausage along with the beef.Copy !req
588. - I thought Karen's was good,
but— -Sweet sausage?Copy !req
589. In little pieces?Copy !req
590. A layer of basil leaves
right underneath the cheese?Copy !req
591. - That's right.
- That's Carmela's lasagna.Copy !req
592. What the fuck are you talking about?Copy !req
593. You always think the worst of everybody.Copy !req
594. Fine.Copy !req
595. Enjoy your lasagna. Just
don't come running to me.Copy !req
596. Shit!Copy !req
597. Go see if he's all right.Copy !req
598. They were here until 1:00. I couldn't
even get into my office.Copy !req
599. - This is a good thing, Adriana.
- Why?Copy !req
600. They don't pay for nothing.
They ran up a $200 bar bill.Copy !req
601. Overcharge some of those
college students.Copy !req
602. Ralph and them wanted to know if Tony
was here. Why, is he going to be?Copy !req
603. You don't know what this guy did for me.Copy !req
604. I do.Copy !req
605. Not getting my stripes.
Something I can't talk about.Copy !req
606. Something that was ruining my whole
life, and he made it right.Copy !req
607. What I owe him, I would follow
that man into hell.Copy !req
608. But why do they have to
come here? I don't understand.Copy !req
609. This place isn't bugged.Copy !req
610. The cops and the feds don't know about it.
Probably in time they will, until then—Copy !req
611. Oh, shit.Copy !req
612. They broke my fucking chair!Copy !req
613. We're having Sunday dinner at
Tony's, and you're coming.Copy !req
614. I don't care if your mother's dying.Copy !req
615. Your honor, I introduce as evidence
government exhibit 27-B...Copy !req
616. which is a stipulation between the parties
that, if called as a witness...Copy !req
617. Koren W. Jonic,
supervisor of the US Post Office...Copy !req
618. located at 8721
Wayland Avenue in Paramus...Copy !req
619. would testify that
post office box, number 206...Copy !req
620. was registered to and paid for...Copy !req
621. by one Ira E. Barad, who resides
at 43 Bellingham Boulevard...Copy !req
622. apartment 4-B, Paramus, New Jersey...Copy !req
623. and was initially rented
by Ira E. Barad...Copy !req
624. on September 16,
1998 with a payment of...Copy !req
625. I don't care what your psychic said.Copy !req
626. If a guy don't call back
within the first 48 hours... No, don't!Copy !req
627. Don't call him, Ma.Copy !req
628. Because I don't want to hear about it.Copy !req
629. Fuck. Nothing, Ma, I gotta go.Copy !req
630. I'll call you later, bye.Copy !req
631. I can't stay.
Christopher's waiting for me.Copy !req
632. Just checking in, seeing
how you're doing.Copy !req
633. How I'm doing? I can't
even get my dog clipped anymore?Copy !req
634. - Anything interesting going on?
- No.Copy !req
635. Ralph Cifaretto was in your club.Copy !req
636. Vito Spatafore, Gene Pontecorvo,
and Patsy Parisi.Copy !req
637. It's the law. If they got shirts
and shoes on, I gotta serve them.Copy !req
638. Ralph Cifaretto drove down to
Philadelphia last Thursday.Copy !req
639. Had a couple of guys with him.Copy !req
640. - You know who was in the car?
- No.Copy !req
641. You ever heard the name Cogo...Copy !req
642. Giovanni?Copy !req
643. No.Copy !req
644. Okay, look...Copy !req
645. Patsy Parisi goes to White Plains
all the time. He gets these suits.Copy !req
646. - Suits?
- Yeah, suits.Copy !req
647. Some guy came in, and Patsy went
out and got him a bunch of suits.Copy !req
648. Boss and stuff, half dozen, dozen.Copy !req
649. From his car.Copy !req
650. See? How hard was that?Copy !req
651. Finally, the woman finds the Easy Off.Copy !req
652. - Thanks for picking the kids up.
- No prob.Copy !req
653. So, how about you, how was your day?Copy !req
654. Good.Copy !req
655. I knew it. See, I
knew you would feel better.Copy !req
656. - Did you make sure that my uncle knows?
- Yeah.Copy !req
657. We should celebrate. I'll make
something nice for dinner.Copy !req
658. No. I mean, we should go out.Copy !req
659. - Vesuvio?
- Takes too long for them.Copy !req
660. Kids like Chinese.Copy !req
661. MSG.Copy !req
662. I collapsed one time at the Hunan
Palace, complete blackout.Copy !req
663. I'll just open a can of soup.Copy !req
664. That's crazy. There must be
something I can heat up.Copy !req
665. Really, Janice, you do too much already.Copy !req
666. What about this?Copy !req
667. Karen's ziti?Copy !req
668. I'm not ready to eat that yet.Copy !req
669. I understand.Copy !req
670. Hold on a minute, hon.Copy !req
671. Sorry.Copy !req
672. What does that mean, "basically"?Copy !req
673. He's laying out that
kind of cash to us every week.Copy !req
674. He'll write a check to our shell
companies, we'll take the tax hit.Copy !req
675. You got it.Copy !req
676. How's our girl?Copy !req
677. - Our girl?
- Yeah, she had a hot tendon.Copy !req
678. You know, it's
always something with her.Copy !req
679. You should see the
veterinarian bills. Fucking racket.Copy !req
680. Know what I think we should do,
if you don't mind my saying?Copy !req
681. Switch her shoes to those titanium ones
that Heshie was telling me about.Copy !req
682. They don't weigh anything. So
they're good for a tender hoof.Copy !req
683. Sure. Why not?Copy !req
684. Here you are, baby.Copy !req
685. You don't have to answer it.Copy !req
686. See who it is.Copy !req
687. You want me to answer it?Copy !req
688. Will you answer the fucking phone?Copy !req
689. Hello, I need to speak with Mr. Ralph.Copy !req
690. It's your maid.Copy !req
691. What? She's gotta go to the
clinic again tomorrow?Copy !req
692. You talk to her, tell
her to get her ass in here.Copy !req
693. He isn't in.Copy !req
694. Because the horse is very sick,
and he put the horse in my name...Copy !req
695. and he say I won't get in no trouble.Copy !req
696. The horse doctor won't do nothing...Copy !req
697. because Mr. Ralph don't
pay the money he owes to him...Copy !req
698. and the horse may to die,
and I don't know what is to do!Copy !req
699. All right, wait.Copy !req
700. Hold on.Copy !req
701. Your horse is sick and the vet
won't do nothing till he's paid.Copy !req
702. These guys, no compassion for
the fucking animals whatsoever.Copy !req
703. Maybe you better go down there.Copy !req
704. Tell her to call 555-0157.Copy !req
705. At the outbreak of the second
great war in 1939...Copy !req
706. Sir Winston again answered his country's
call as the First Lord of the Admiralty.Copy !req
707. Churchill.Copy !req
708. Remember you saw that TV
movie you liked about him?Copy !req
709. Carmela, can you shut the door?Copy !req
710. Carmela, can you please shut the door?Copy !req
711. - The horse is sick. The
lady, she— -Who's this?Copy !req
712. Mr. Ralph's housekeeper.Copy !req
713. The horse is very sick, and she said
to call, because they needed—Copy !req
714. Slow down.Copy !req
715. The horse is sick,
the Pie-O-My.Copy !req
716. - How bad is it?
- They said she may to die.Copy !req
717. The doctor, he won't
do nothing until he gets—Copy !req
718. All right. Tell him
I'll take care of it.Copy !req
719. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
720. I am now nearing the end of my journey.Copy !req
721. I hope I still have some
services to render.Copy !req
722. But in 1955, the advance of time...Copy !req
723. did to Churchill what dictators,
armies and war planes had failed to do.Copy !req
724. He chose to surrender.Copy !req
725. The Queen and husband
attended a formal dinner...Copy !req
726. at the venerable statesman's residence
at 10 Downing Street.Copy !req
727. Sir Winston had announced...Copy !req
728. - Where are you going?
- I gotta go out.Copy !req
729. It's raining.Copy !req
730. Ralphie Cifaretto's horse is
sick, and they can't find him.Copy !req
731. Somebody's gotta go
down there and pay the vet.Copy !req
732. - Down where?
- The racetrack.Copy !req
733. It's a racehorse?Copy !req
734. So why do you have to go?Copy !req
735. You bought a racehorse?Copy !req
736. No, I didn't buy it.Copy !req
737. - It followed you home?
- The horse is sick.Copy !req
738. I told him you were coming
with the money.Copy !req
739. He finally gave her something to
settle her down, so I don't know.Copy !req
740. - Will she be all right?
- At least she stopped thrashing.Copy !req
741. That's where the danger is. The intestines
get twisted, and you have to cut.Copy !req
742. They're finished as racers then.Copy !req
743. You the vet?Copy !req
744. I gave her a shot, she's quieted down.Copy !req
745. Here. Here's your fucking money.Copy !req
746. You better hope she's
going to be all right.Copy !req
747. Good girl.Copy !req
748. That's a good girl.Copy !req
749. Trust me.Copy !req
750. Trust me. It's okay.Copy !req
751. Good girl.Copy !req
752. It's okay.Copy !req
753. It's okay, I know.Copy !req