1. It happens.Copy !req
2. Massachusetts!Copy !req
3. Listen to this shit.Copy !req
4. "New Jersey Council of
Indian Affairs has announced plans...Copy !req
5. "to disrupt Monday's Columbus
Day Parade in Newark.Copy !req
6. "Council Chairman, Del Redclay,
Professor of Cultural Anthropology..."Copy !req
7. Stop blowing your
nose, I want to hear this.Copy !req
8. "... says council members
and supporters will lie down...Copy !req
9. "in the path of Columbus Day marchers...Copy !req
10. "'in protest of
Columbus' role in the genocide...Copy !req
11. "'of America's native peoples.'Copy !req
12. "To launch their protest, the
Native Americans and their sympathizers...Copy !req
13. "plan to begin a deathwatch tomorrow...Copy !req
14. "over the statue of Columbus
in Christopher Columbus Park."Copy !req
15. Some fucking balls,
bad-mouthing America, especially now.Copy !req
16. I thought that Columbus
was the hero of America.Copy !req
17. See, it's these Indians
and the Commie fucks.Copy !req
18. They wanna paint Columbus as a slave
trader instead of an explorer.Copy !req
19. You gotta admit, they did
get massacred, the Indians.Copy !req
20. We gave them a bunch a shit
to make up for that.Copy !req
21. Land, reservations.Copy !req
22. And now they got the casinos.Copy !req
23. What the fuck we ever get
we didn't have to work for?Copy !req
24. I wouldn't mind sitting all day...Copy !req
25. smoking mushrooms and collecting
government checks.Copy !req
26. You know what it is? I'll
tell you what it is.Copy !req
27. It's anti-Italian discrimination.Copy !req
28. Columbus Day is a day of Italian pride.Copy !req
29. It's our holiday, and they
wanna take it away.Copy !req
30. Fuck them.Copy !req
31. But I never liked Columbus.Copy !req
32. In Napoli, a lot of people
are not so happy for Columbus...Copy !req
33. - 'cause he was from Genova.
- What's the problem with Genova?Copy !req
34. The North of Italy always have
the money and the power.Copy !req
35. They punish the South
since hundreds of years.Copy !req
36. Even today, they put up their nose
at us, like we're peasants.Copy !req
37. I hate the North.Copy !req
38. - Jesus, take it easy.
- I'm gonna take action, here.Copy !req
39. Ro, gonna go to the church
luncheon tomorrow?Copy !req
40. It's on the subject of Italian-American
women and pride.Copy !req
41. - I guess 'cause of Columbus Day.
- Who's the star?Copy !req
42. Yeah, come with us.Copy !req
43. Noon in the bingo room
at Saint Peter and Paul's.Copy !req
44. They have a series of ladies'
luncheons every week.Copy !req
45. The food is good, and the speakers
have been fantastic.Copy !req
46. Furio Giunta just bought himself
a little house in Nutley.Copy !req
47. He is so gorgeous.Copy !req
48. I'm surprised nobody snapped him up yet.Copy !req
49. - I think he should lose the ponytail.
- You do?Copy !req
50. - I think it looks great on him.
- That's his trademark.Copy !req
51. Sandi Fortunato says it looks like
a dick coming out of his head.Copy !req
52. And she pretends to be
his friend. What a two-face.Copy !req
53. How much money did you make today, slut?Copy !req
54. - $300.
- That's all, bitch?Copy !req
55. I'm gonna put you back on the
street. Make you work that ass.Copy !req
56. - Put me back on the street, baby, yeah.
- Work that ass, you little cunt.Copy !req
57. Yeah, you work it, baby.Copy !req
58. Mama's little
tramp. Mama's little whore.Copy !req
59. I'm gonna pimp you out, bitch.Copy !req
60. I gotta get that.Copy !req
61. Hello?Copy !req
62. No. Hi, Ro, how are you?Copy !req
63. What?Copy !req
64. I can't hear you too good.Copy !req
65. It must be your cell
phone. You in the car?Copy !req
66. No, I'm coming home.Copy !req
67. Yeah.Copy !req
68. No, chicken's great.Copy !req
69. No. Yeah. Me, too.Copy !req
70. Bye.Copy !req
71. God, we're so naughty.Copy !req
72. - How can we do this with Ro on the phone?
- What?Copy !req
73. We're so wacky.Copy !req
74. No regard for nothing.Copy !req
75. - Operator.
- Yeah, I'd like to make a collect call.Copy !req
76. Area code 917.Copy !req
77. Speak.Copy !req
78. Collect call from Mr. Walters.Copy !req
79. Okay, I'll take it, operator.Copy !req
80. - How you doing?
- You know.Copy !req
81. Thanks for the
stamps. How you getting on?Copy !req
82. I feel old.Copy !req
83. Listen, John...Copy !req
84. I just want to say...Copy !req
85. I hope your feelings weren't hurt too bad,
and that it never got back to the missus.Copy !req
86. - The fuck you talking about?
- You didn't hear the joke about Ginny?Copy !req
87. Never mind. Let it die a death.Copy !req
88. What joke?Copy !req
89. You're better off
not hearing it. Trust me.Copy !req
90. Fuck that! I demand you tell me, Paulie!Copy !req
91. John, you got more laborers on
that job site than we got carpenters.Copy !req
92. What's the problem?Copy !req
93. The carpenters are
carrying sheetrock and materials.Copy !req
94. - We ain't getting what we expected to get.
- Minimally expected.Copy !req
95. Let Massarone hire
more laborers off the books.Copy !req
96. Nobody's talking to you!Copy !req
97. All right, Jesus.Copy !req
98. 65:35.Copy !req
99. Johnny, you explain the
other thing I want to talk about.Copy !req
100. Sure.Copy !req
101. Tony, we've discovered
you bought property...Copy !req
102. around Frelinghuysen Avenue
and turned it in a week.Copy !req
103. So?Copy !req
104. You did it with inside knowledge
from Ron Zellman.Copy !req
105. Got your attention from where?Copy !req
106. That property's hot
because of the Esplanade.Copy !req
107. We share the
Esplanade. We share Zellman.Copy !req
108. If the Soprano family's gonna benefit
from a thing, Carmine feels we should, too.Copy !req
109. Okay, we'll work something out.Copy !req
110. I've been your doctor for 30 years,
you still hate the thermometer.Copy !req
111. Tony, Furio's here!Copy !req
112. Thank you for bringing those
strufoli. I love those.Copy !req
113. Here's a few long-term bonds
that I find attractive.Copy !req
114. Wouldn't it be great if the person
you trust most was your broker?Copy !req
115. Let's look at your allocations.Copy !req
116. At Schwab, we give advice
that's not driven by commission.Copy !req
117. And lay off the junk bonds.Copy !req
118. - I got pictures of my new house.
- Let me see.Copy !req
119. Welcome back. We're
here today with our guests...Copy !req
120. Dr. Del Redclay, who's a professor
of anthropology at Rutgers University...Copy !req
121. and spokesman for the
anti-Columbus protest.Copy !req
122. My God.Copy !req
123. And also Mr. Phillip L. Di Notti...Copy !req
124. It's lovely.Copy !req
125. a coalition of Italian-American
anti-defamation organizations.Copy !req
126. Okay.Copy !req
127. - This thing gets on my nerves.
- Don't get me started.Copy !req
128. Well, let's start with the idea of a parade
for a genocidal colonial general.Copy !req
129. A national holiday, no less.Copy !req
130. - Such festivities are deeply offensive to us.
- These are pretty broad charges.Copy !req
131. All I know is Italian Americans are
extremely proud of Christopher Columbus...Copy !req
132. admiral of the ocean seas,
and a great Italian.Copy !req
133. You know very well of the compromised
position we put forth.Copy !req
134. Now, if you people wanna
make it an Italian pride parade...Copy !req
135. we have no problem with that.Copy !req
136. Western history says Columbus
discovered America.Copy !req
137. The same America that put your people
in bondage for three centuries.Copy !req
138. But every culture
has had to bear the pain...Copy !req
139. in the making of what I think we can
all agree is a startling economic miracle.Copy !req
140. - We cured polio.
- I have to agree with Phil.Copy !req
141. - The right to vote.
- Exactly.Copy !req
142. Take my grandparents.Copy !req
143. Two simple people from Sicily...Copy !req
144. - who braved the perilous
middle passage— -Middle passage?Copy !req
145. That's the term for the slave trade.Copy !req
146. Montel, the Italian people
in this country...Copy !req
147. also have suffered discrimination.Copy !req
148. Earth to Phil. We're
talking 300 years of slavery, here.Copy !req
149. Enough.Copy !req
150. You okay, Tony? You
look a little muscia-moosh.Copy !req
151. Uncle Jun's trial starts today.Copy !req
152. - First Soprano family trial in 16 years.
- We should go.Copy !req
153. The guys are gonna be
at the other place.Copy !req
154. Thank you for the cookies.Copy !req
155. And congratulations on that house.Copy !req
156. And I like the kitchen.Copy !req
157. Take a strufoli.Copy !req
158. Be seated.Copy !req
159. Next case on the calendar...Copy !req
160. United States of America
versus Corrado John Soprano et al.Copy !req
161. Any applications
before I bring in the jury?Copy !req
162. No, your honor.Copy !req
163. - Bring the jury.
- Telephone charges on your last bill?Copy !req
164. Cost me $40 every
time you pick up the phone.Copy !req
165. I can't...Copy !req
166. $2,380, last month alone.Copy !req
167. I'm going to give you
some preliminary instructions...Copy !req
168. and explain the process by
which we will try this case.Copy !req
169. The first order of business...Copy !req
170. Looking out at this audience
of proud, strong, beautiful women...Copy !req
171. how far we have come
in this American journey.Copy !req
172. Look how we've both preserved
the tradition of our ancestors...Copy !req
173. and managed to become
new Italian-American women.Copy !req
174. Such flair we have added to our image.Copy !req
175. And yet, America still sees us...Copy !req
176. as pizza makers and Mama Leones.Copy !req
177. It is your job,
ladies, to spread the word.Copy !req
178. Our grandmothers may
have been dressed in black...Copy !req
179. but we're in Moschino and Armani.Copy !req
180. For those who say Italian Americans...Copy !req
181. eat smelly cheese and sip cold wine...Copy !req
182. tell them we're from
the land of aromatic Asiago...Copy !req
183. and supple Barolo.Copy !req
184. If they say,
"Spaghetti and meatballs"...Copy !req
185. you tell them,
"Orecchiette with broccoli rabe."Copy !req
186. If they say, "John Gotti,"
you tell them, "Rudolph Giuliani."Copy !req
187. A Princeton study showed
that 74 percent...Copy !req
188. of Americans
associated Italian Americans...Copy !req
189. with organized crime.Copy !req
190. Why would they do this?Copy !req
191. Because of the way the media depict us.Copy !req
192. Again, it is our job
to make sure people know...Copy !req
193. the other side of Italian-American
culture.Copy !req
194. The educated, wage-earning,
law-abiding side.Copy !req
195. Because isn't that who we truly are?Copy !req
196. Thank you.Copy !req
197. Thank you, Professor Murphy...Copy !req
198. or should I call you
Professor Longo-Murphy?Copy !req
199. Longo as you don't call
me late for dinner.Copy !req
200. Small point:Copy !req
201. Didn't I read about a more
recent study at Fairleigh Dickinson...Copy !req
202. that found the opposite was true?Copy !req
203. That the great majority of Americans...Copy !req
204. recognize these are
fictional portrayals?Copy !req
205. We're still looking at the sample
selection criteria used in that study.Copy !req
206. Well, thanks for an excellent talk.Copy !req
207. And thank you all for attending today.Copy !req
208. Don't miss Professor Murphy's new book:Copy !req
209. The Sorceress as
Imago Figure in Italian Literature.Copy !req
210. And stick around for coffee and dessert,
courtesy of Cocuzzo's pastry shop.Copy !req
211. I'll say it, that
was totally uncalled for.Copy !req
212. - Father Indianola's forgetting his friends.
- It was outrageous. I'm shocked.Copy !req
213. - Everyone's entitled to their opinion.
- Really, though, how dare he?Copy !req
214. - After all you've done for this parish.
- What are you gonna do?Copy !req
215. I'm gonna cut him a new one.Copy !req
216. Father, I don't know what
to say, I'm so upset.Copy !req
217. - Why, what's wrong?
- What's wrong?Copy !req
218. Carmela is one of your biggest
supporters and friends.Copy !req
219. How dare you let her suffer
humiliation and embarrassment...Copy !req
220. - at the hands of an outsider?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
221. You know exactly what I mean.Copy !req
222. Unfortunately, because of her husband's
high profile in the waste industry...Copy !req
223. she's the one who
bears the brunt of insults.Copy !req
224. But there were many of us
who were equally offended.Copy !req
225. I am sorry.Copy !req
226. This is an open forum. You did
hear me bring up that new study.Copy !req
227. If that's your idea of
a good luncheon speaker...Copy !req
228. I suggest you think about
who really keeps...Copy !req
229. this parish alive year after year.Copy !req
230. The size of your cities
pain the eyes of the red man.Copy !req
231. A man in your cities is
numb to the stench—Copy !req
232. Go back to your reservation!Copy !req
233. Mussolini was Hitler's bitch!Copy !req
234. Go back!Copy !req
235. In the words of Chief Seattle:Copy !req
236. "For the last Red
Man shall have perished...Copy !req
237. "and the memory of my tribe...Copy !req
238. "shall have become a myth
among the White Men... "Copy !req
239. Take your tom-toms and get out of here!Copy !req
240. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
241. "... these shores, these woods,
the highway will swarm...Copy !req
242. "with the invisible dead of our people!
The White Man will never be alone!"Copy !req
243. This is Newark, baby,
we don't play that shit!Copy !req
244. And that better not be Columbus!Copy !req
245. - Take it down.
- He's going to burn...Copy !req
246. - the way our ancestors did!
- Go sit down, cupcake!Copy !req
247. - We're not taking anything down!
- We're gonna fucking hang you up there!Copy !req
248. Break it up! Let's break it up!Copy !req
249. - We will make arrests!
- What the fuck is this, Joey?Copy !req
250. They got a permit, Sil.
Everybody, come on, let's go!Copy !req
251. - Everybody!
- I'll remember this, Joey.Copy !req
252. Come on.Copy !req
253. Come on. You, too.Copy !req
254. Let me go.Copy !req
255. All right, we gotta go.Copy !req
256. Shit.Copy !req
257. Down with globalization!Copy !req
258. What are you doing? This is
a peaceful demonstration, here.Copy !req
259. Everybody, get over here!Copy !req
260. Get him out of here.Copy !req
261. - Take the whole family.
- Let's do it.Copy !req
262. Orecchiette and broccoli rabe.
The truth is, that is Northern.Copy !req
263. Armani, too. And Michelangelo.Copy !req
264. What a coward that man is.
He's always been a lily-liver.Copy !req
265. - He's sweet.
- What did he say?Copy !req
266. He's all apologetic now.
I let him have it.Copy !req
267. You did what you could.Copy !req
268. I couldn't leave here
without saying something.Copy !req
269. I gotta go. I'm
getting my new crown today.Copy !req
270. All right, bye.Copy !req
271. Karen, bring Bobby and the
kids over for a cookout on Saturday.Copy !req
272. - Hello?
- It's me, Dad.Copy !req
273. - What's up, Bobby?
- Mom tried to call you.Copy !req
274. She wants you to pick up some steaks
and eggplants before you come home.Copy !req
275. She can't do it?Copy !req
276. I'm stuck in traffic,
now I gotta go to the store?Copy !req
277. She had to go get
some crowns or something.Copy !req
278. Your mother's a real pain
in the you-know-what sometimes.Copy !req
279. When she gets home, tell her
I said, "Thanks a lot."Copy !req
280. - if you can't find the recipe, I'll ask Angie.
- It's around here somewhere.Copy !req
281. Hello. Hi, Gab.Copy !req
282. What? When?Copy !req
283. Oh, my God!Copy !req
284. No!Copy !req
285. God, that's terrible.Copy !req
286. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
287. What happened?Copy !req
288. Karen had an accident on Pompton Avenue.Copy !req
289. She's dead.Copy !req
290. I get home for dinner last night,
Gabby's sitting there devastated.Copy !req
291. I just saw Karen at ShopRite last week.Copy !req
292. You talking about Karen?Copy !req
293. Great kid.Copy !req
294. This happened to this doctor I know.
Oriental ran right into him.Copy !req
295. What's Bobby gonna do?
He adored that woman.Copy !req
296. What are you doing getting arrested
when this family's on trial?Copy !req
297. - I'm sorry— -You went
down there, too.Copy !req
298. - No.
- It was my idea.Copy !req
299. What the fuck?Copy !req
300. We got little Paulie in St. Barnabas.
Plus, we lost face there.Copy !req
301. This is something that hits home.
I can't turn the other cheek on this.Copy !req
302. I know, but we're running
a business, here.Copy !req
303. Don't you all got something to do?Copy !req
304. What's with you? I count on you to
be the most level-headed guy I got.Copy !req
305. My father was a Knight of Columbus.
I'm Italian American...Copy !req
306. and I pay money...Copy !req
307. to the Italian Anti-Defamation
Coordination Council, and basta.Copy !req
308. - We're the victims here.
- You write a check, too?Copy !req
309. Let's not forget.Copy !req
310. It was a friend of ours, Joe Columbo...Copy !req
311. who founded the first Italian-American
anti-defamation organization.Copy !req
312. - You were still out of line.
- You're right.Copy !req
313. A hundred percent.Copy !req
314. But?Copy !req
315. Well...Copy !req
316. as your consigliere, since you ask...Copy !req
317. I think the guys, and myself, too,
we need your leadership on this.Copy !req
318. All right, good.Copy !req
319. I understand you wanna do something,
but use your brain.Copy !req
320. Believe me, me and Ralphie
are working on a few things.Copy !req
321. This battle's gonna be won on
the PR level. Hearts and minds.Copy !req
322. They manipulate your image, Columbus...Copy !req
323. you manipulate theirs.Copy !req
324. All right.Copy !req
325. - Who's calling, please?
- Good morning, Assemblyman.Copy !req
326. What's up?Copy !req
327. You know this protest with the
Indians and Columbus Day?Copy !req
328. I heard about it.Copy !req
329. We need somebody to make it go away.Copy !req
330. Boy, that's a tough
one. Real hot potato.Copy !req
331. - Nobody wants to touch it.
- We just want...Copy !req
332. a peaceful parade like always,
with no interference.Copy !req
333. What's wrong with that?Copy !req
334. It's the First Amendment,
and it's Native Americans.Copy !req
335. Very sensitive stuff.Copy !req
336. My hands are tied on this one. Sorry.Copy !req
337. - Yeah, fine.
- I will be attending the parade as always.Copy !req
338. You got my support there.Copy !req
339. I wish
that I could—Copy !req
340. The last time that you dated
a friend and colleague...Copy !req
341. of your brother's, he left you flat...Copy !req
342. disappeared into the witness
protection program.Copy !req
343. - I know.
- Now, another man...Copy !req
344. who works with your brother...Copy !req
345. unable to meet your basic
needs for love and respect...Copy !req
346. involved with another woman.Copy !req
347. Which brings me back to my childhood.Copy !req
348. And my mother and my father.Copy !req
349. Now we're talking.Copy !req
350. Where I had no love and no support.Copy !req
351. And where I was shamed and ridiculed
for being artistic.Copy !req
352. In your relationship with these men...Copy !req
353. you have replaced your father
with your brother...Copy !req
354. as a figure of authority that
you need to prove something to.Copy !req
355. You set up these scenarios
with these men...Copy !req
356. similar to your father and
your brother, seeking your brother...Copy !req
357. I.e., your father's acceptance.Copy !req
358. - The hell with them.
- I know.Copy !req
359. The work is to make new choices...Copy !req
360. that have nothing to
do with old patterns.Copy !req
361. I want to, Sandy, I do.Copy !req
362. God give me the strength.Copy !req
363. She will.Copy !req
364. Your Star-Ledger interview conflicts
with Eye on New Jersey.Copy !req
365. Del Redclay, right?Copy !req
366. I knew it.Copy !req
367. Yeah, I saw you on Channel
20. Don't get up.Copy !req
368. I'm Henry Caruso. Pleased to meet you.Copy !req
369. - Now this lovely lady...
- Maggie Donner, I'm Del's TA.Copy !req
370. Yes, I can see that.Copy !req
371. Well, I might as well get to the point.Copy !req
372. I represent a group of concerned
citizens who are...Copy !req
373. very upset about this...Copy !req
374. protest you're spearheading,
no puns intended.Copy !req
375. - Who do you represent?
- Italians.Copy !req
376. Here in New Jersey.Copy !req
377. Good people.Copy !req
378. Family people.Copy !req
379. And they've asked me to tell you that...Copy !req
380. it's not in your best interest
to go through with this.Copy !req
381. If you've come here to intimidate me...Copy !req
382. - you don't know much about Indian resolve.
- Should I call security?Copy !req
383. - You remember this guy?
- Iron Eyes Cody, he was an actor.Copy !req
384. Son of Paleface, Sitting Bull.Copy !req
385. Your fucking poster boy.Copy !req
386. Part Cherokee, part Cree.Copy !req
387. He wasn't even a fucking Indian.Copy !req
388. Second generation Sicilian
from Louisiana named Espera DeCorti.Copy !req
389. - I think you better leave now.
- The guy's a total fucking phony.Copy !req
390. A total fugace.Copy !req
391. Even Jay Silverheels knew it.Copy !req
392. But he kept it quiet.Copy !req
393. We're not gonna.Copy !req
394. You keep up your bullshit,
we're gonna go wide with this thing.Copy !req
395. Knock yourself out.Copy !req
396. Jesus Christ, is this true?
This is a fucking disaster!Copy !req
397. Chill out. You didn't know about this?Copy !req
398. - It's been on Access
Hollywood, E!-- -This is a major PR boner.Copy !req
399. It's been researched.Copy !req
400. Cody was definitely Native American.
Total environmentalist.Copy !req
401. - Are you sure about this?
- Look, I'm one-eighth Italian myself.Copy !req
402. You are? You never told me that.Copy !req
403. My great-great something or
other was a pony soldier.Copy !req
404. Well, actually he was a violinist
attached to the Seventh Cavalry.Copy !req
405. That is just one person's
opinion, Anthony.Copy !req
406. What, football again? He's not gonna
get hurt, he's a tough kid.Copy !req
407. Jesus.Copy !req
408. We're having a discussion
about Christopher Columbus.Copy !req
409. "They would make fine servants.Copy !req
410. "With 50 men, we could
subgate them—"Copy !req
411. Subjugate.Copy !req
412. "... and make them do whatever we want."Copy !req
413. That doesn't sound like
a slave trader to you?Copy !req
414. George Washington had slaves,
the father of our country.Copy !req
415. Well, what's your point?Copy !req
416. His history teacher, Mr. Cushman,
is teaching your son...Copy !req
417. that if Columbus was alive today, he'd
go on trial for crimes against humanity...Copy !req
418. like Milosevic in, you know, Europe.Copy !req
419. Your teacher said that?Copy !req
420. It's not just my teacher,
it's the truth.Copy !req
421. It's in my history book.Copy !req
422. So you finally read a
book and it's bullshit.Copy !req
423. You had to walk in Columbus' shoes
to see what he went through.Copy !req
424. People thought the world
was flat, for crying out loud.Copy !req
425. Then he lands on an island with a bunch of
naked savages on it. That took a lot of guts.Copy !req
426. You remember when we went to Florida,
the heat, and those bugs?Copy !req
427. Like it took guts to murder people
and put them in chains.Copy !req
428. - He was a victim of his time.
- Who cares? It's what he did.Copy !req
429. He discovered America, is what he did.Copy !req
430. He was a brave Italian explorer.Copy !req
431. And in this house,
Christopher Columbus is a hero.Copy !req
432. End of story.Copy !req
433. I should've known.Copy !req
434. I should've known you needed me.Copy !req
435. I should've been with you.Copy !req
436. I should've been in your place.Copy !req
437. My love, my sweet love.Copy !req
438. How he loved her.Copy !req
439. You know what I heard one time?Copy !req
440. Sil was on the phone. He
was talking with somebody...Copy !req
441. about how Bobby was the only one
of them who doesn't have a cumare.Copy !req
442. They were laughing at him.Copy !req
443. - Who was he talking to on the phone?
- I don't know.Copy !req
444. I'll go first this time. I'll
bring my eggplant parm over to Bobby's.Copy !req
445. Actually, tomorrow is better for me.Copy !req
446. Ginny, hi.Copy !req
447. We were just talking about
who's gonna do what when.Copy !req
448. I played canasta
with her just last week.Copy !req
449. There he is. John, look...Copy !req
450. I'm sorry I missed Allegra's
nursing school graduation. Unforgivable.Copy !req
451. But I made it up to her.Copy !req
452. Stick it in your ass.Copy !req
453. - Hey, Count Chocula—
- What the fuck, John?Copy !req
454. Keep him away from me.Copy !req
455. - John, what's going on?
- I don't wanna talk about it.Copy !req
456. What's this?Copy !req
457. I have no fucking idea.Copy !req
458. But I got better shit to do.Copy !req
459. You saw how it was with them
at dinner the other night?Copy !req
460. Something's going on.Copy !req
461. Plus, out of nowhere, Carmine's up my ass
on this Frelinghuysen Avenue bullshit.Copy !req
462. Somebody's talking too much.Copy !req
463. And it's costing me money.Copy !req
464. Come on.Copy !req
465. There's no release.Copy !req
466. I'm surrounded by death.Copy !req
467. My husband, my son, my friend.Copy !req
468. I don't know what to tell you, Ro.Copy !req
469. There's pieces torn out of me,
chunks of me that are dead.Copy !req
470. Look at me. My youth,
my looks, they're gone.Copy !req
471. No.Copy !req
472. That's from not taking care of yourself.Copy !req
473. - Dwelling on all this stuff.
- It's not "stuff."Copy !req
474. Do you have any idea what it feels like?Copy !req
475. Do you?Copy !req
476. It's not "stuff." It's death, it's pain!Copy !req
477. I'm having a lot of trouble
dealing with this.Copy !req
478. - I don't know.
- You don't know what?Copy !req
479. I don't think I can do this.Copy !req
480. I don't think I can help you.Copy !req
481. You need a lot right now.Copy !req
482. I don't think there's anything I can do.Copy !req
483. You can be there for me,
you could comfort me.Copy !req
484. What about me?Copy !req
485. - What do I get out of it?
- There it is.Copy !req
486. Right there. What do you get?Copy !req
487. How about your every need taken care of?Copy !req
488. Sexually, everything! All your shit.
It's all about you, isn't it?Copy !req
489. It's not all about me, but, I mean...Copy !req
490. - let's be realistic.
- "Let's be realistic"?Copy !req
491. What, you wanna leave me?Copy !req
492. Yeah.Copy !req
493. Then get the fuck out.Copy !req
494. It doesn't have to be like this.Copy !req
495. How should it be? How
the fuck should it be?Copy !req
496. Somehow Carmine found out
we were flipping properties...Copy !req
497. on Frelinghuysen Avenue, so your take's
a little less than we talked about.Copy !req
498. He makes an issue out of Zellman?Copy !req
499. - What's this one
called, Hesh? -This is Pie-O-My.Copy !req
500. Just broke her maiden at
Belmont last month. A lot of speed.Copy !req
501. - I'm buying her.
- Cool, man.Copy !req
502. She's beautiful.Copy !req
503. That's right.Copy !req
504. Don't you know somebody over there at...Copy !req
505. Deerpark Casino in Connecticut?Copy !req
506. Run by the Mohonk tribe?Copy !req
507. Yeah, Marty. My niece's husband.Copy !req
508. This Columbus Day protest, we need
somebody to make it go away.Copy !req
509. What's wrong with freedom of speech?Copy !req
510. Listen to my kid talking about Columbus.Copy !req
511. Calls him a murdering thief.Copy !req
512. - They wiped out almost all of my people.
- Cubans are from Spain.Copy !req
513. They were Taino Indians who got raped
by Columbus and the Conquistadors.Copy !req
514. That's right, Reuben.Copy !req
515. Mulignon got Martin
Luther King Day, what do we got?Copy !req
516. - I have sympathy for the red man.
- Why is that?Copy !req
517. Jews, because of their history,
have common cause with the oppressed.Copy !req
518. Some Indians were deliberately
given blankets tainted with smallpox.Copy !req
519. - Died like flies.
- No shit?Copy !req
520. - Yeah, shit.
- Yeah?Copy !req
521. You wanna talk about terrorism?
Look who started it.Copy !req
522. - Amen to that, my friend.
- That's right.Copy !req
523. Christopher Columbus was no
better than Adolf Hitler.Copy !req
524. Back up.Copy !req
525. - Hitler?
- Yeah.Copy !req
526. I'm not the only one who thinks so.Copy !req
527. That Indian from the protest who
was whining about the wilderness?Copy !req
528. They had him on TV., and
he called Columbus Hitler.Copy !req
529. - 'Cause it's true, man.
- You're talking out of your ass.Copy !req
530. Columbus and Hitler?
You're trivializing the Holocaust.Copy !req
531. Frankly, Reuben, if you got
that kind of covert anti-Semitism...Copy !req
532. I'd like you to leave my house.Copy !req
533. - Anti-Semitism?
- That's right.Copy !req
534. Fuck you, too, my man!Copy !req
535. Guys, come on. Reuben, Hesh,
you guys been friends for years.Copy !req
536. I'll call Marty up in Connecticut.
He knows a big Mohonk.Copy !req
537. That cocksucker.Copy !req
538. We're not tired. I didn't spill
food 'cause I'm tired.Copy !req
539. Don't argue, okay? Listen to
your Aunt Grace and Aunt Mary.Copy !req
540. Do what they say.Copy !req
541. All right, say good night
to your Aunt Carmela.Copy !req
542. Good night, Aunt Carmela.Copy !req
543. It's great your family could come down.Copy !req
544. They're leaving tomorrow.
Somebody's sick up there.Copy !req
545. Dad?Copy !req
546. - Dad, Sophia locked the door!
- Should I get that?Copy !req
547. He takes all my pencils!Copy !req
548. - Baccilieri residence.
- Carmela, is that you?Copy !req
549. - It's Corrado.
- Hello.Copy !req
550. How's my boy, Bobby, doing? He
knows I couldn't make it to the services.Copy !req
551. - He's all right, he's upstairs with the kids.
- What a heartbreak.Copy !req
552. You know, I remember the first
time I met her like it was yesterday.Copy !req
553. It was my birthday dinner at
Roman Gardens. I'll never forget it.Copy !req
554. She said I looked like Pablo Picasso.Copy !req
555. And I didn't even
know what he looked like.Copy !req
556. But one day, she
showed me a picture of him...Copy !req
557. and, you know, she was right.Copy !req
558. That's very touching. Let me get Bobby.Copy !req
559. I wanna know if he'll pick me up for
court or if I should call Murf.Copy !req
560. Maybe you should let Bobby be.
Think about his needs instead of your own.Copy !req
561. It's not me. Don't villainize me, here.Copy !req
562. Murf goes to bed early,
so I wanted to call him now...Copy !req
563. if I need him to drive me.Copy !req
564. I don't wanna disturb him when he's asleep.
He's an old man, for God's sake.Copy !req
565. Stella!Copy !req
566. What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
567. We don't have to hide, baby. I did it.Copy !req
568. - I told Ro.
- You told her about us?Copy !req
569. No.Copy !req
570. I told her I didn't wanna be
with her anymore, and I left!Copy !req
571. Now I can devote
myself to you completely.Copy !req
572. Now there can be no more fear.Copy !req
573. No more guilt.Copy !req
574. - Just sex.
- Yeah.Copy !req
575. You know what I want.Copy !req
576. And you want it all, don't you?Copy !req
577. Oh, yeah. You need me, slut.Copy !req
578. I need it all, baby!Copy !req
579. Oh, shit!Copy !req
580. Tonight's my night. I gotta bring
food over to Bobby Bacala's.Copy !req
581. You're on ziti patrol, too?Copy !req
582. - Ro's got Thursdays.
- Well, what should I do?Copy !req
583. You could do me a solid, Tony.Copy !req
584. Next time you see Hesh...Copy !req
585. remind him my
granddaughter's Bat Mitzvah present...Copy !req
586. doesn't really work.Copy !req
587. The bubble jet printer. I don't
like to keep hocking him.Copy !req
588. He knows about it.Copy !req
589. He said he lost the sales slip.Copy !req
590. So, Marty, where is this guy?Copy !req
591. There he is. What'd I say? Right on cue.Copy !req
592. Chief.Copy !req
593. - Where, behind the preppy guy?
- That's him.Copy !req
594. Chief, I'd like to introduce you
to my friends, Silvio Dante...Copy !req
595. Tony Soprano. The guy I
was telling you about.Copy !req
596. Chief Doug Smith.Copy !req
597. Tribal chairman of the Mohonk Indians
and CEO of Mohonk Enterprises.Copy !req
598. - An honor.
- Thanks for coming all the way down here.Copy !req
599. - I had business in Manhattan anyway.
- Not again.Copy !req
600. Would you bring the gentleman
a Ketel One, please?Copy !req
601. So, Chief, he told you about
the shit going down in Newark?Copy !req
602. Small element. Ruins
it for the rest of us.Copy !req
603. I've got a $250 million casino and
a huge Italian-American customer base.Copy !req
604. Providence, east Boston. Good people.Copy !req
605. Our part of the world.
We're closer than Atlantic City.Copy !req
606. This is a brand new facility,
state-of-the-art.Copy !req
607. This fucking protest. They're burning
Columbus in effigy down there.Copy !req
608. - They'll lay down in front of the parade.
- That's not gonna happen.Copy !req
609. People like Redclay, they're
out of touch, in their ivory towers.Copy !req
610. They don't understand
the economic opportunity...Copy !req
611. that funds much of the Native
American community.Copy !req
612. You should see the Olympic-size
swimming pool...Copy !req
613. this man put in the
Deerpark reservation rec center.Copy !req
614. Well, we all got kids.Copy !req
615. We don't want to see our heritage
attacked, that's all.Copy !req
616. No offense, Chief, but you don't
look much like an Indian.Copy !req
617. Frankly, I passed
most of my life as white...Copy !req
618. until I had a racial awakening
and discovered my Mohonk blood.Copy !req
619. My grandmother on my father's side,
her mother was a quarter Mohonk.Copy !req
620. All this happened when the casino
bill got passed, right?Copy !req
621. - Better late than never.
- Mohonk if you love Columbus.Copy !req
622. Sorry I didn't make it last night.Copy !req
623. My Bible group had a potluck for
the homeless and I was on cleanup crew.Copy !req
624. Food, food. Like that
solves all the world's problems.Copy !req
625. Bobby, we've been neighbors.
I know that we don't talk much...Copy !req
626. but if you want to, I'm here for you.Copy !req
627. What is it?Copy !req
628. That day...Copy !req
629. when she had the accident...Copy !req
630. I was stuck in traffic.Copy !req
631. And my son called because Karen
wanted me to pick up steaks and eggplants.Copy !req
632. And I was mad at her for sending me.Copy !req
633. I was tired.Copy !req
634. I was mad at her. But I was stuck
in traffic because of her accident.Copy !req
635. She was up the road ahead
of me, lying in twisted metal.Copy !req
636. But I didn't know, and I
could've been with her.Copy !req
637. I should've been there to help her.Copy !req
638. But I was mad at her.Copy !req
639. My sweet Karen.Copy !req
640. My sweet girl.Copy !req
641. Pass me the peppers.Copy !req
642. Hello.Copy !req
643. Yeah. Just a second.Copy !req
644. Ton', it's the Indian Chief.Copy !req
645. Doug, how are you?Copy !req
646. Tony, I wish I had better news. I struck
out. Redclay didn't go for it.Copy !req
647. Ask him about the Iron Eyes Cody thing.Copy !req
648. The guy pretended he didn't know me.Copy !req
649. You believe the son of a bitch?Copy !req
650. Ask him about Cody.Copy !req
651. You ask him about Iron Eyes Cody?Copy !req
652. He didn't give a shit.
It was some internet rumor.Copy !req
653. Most Native Americans
don't give a flying fuck.Copy !req
654. It's like knowing
James Caan isn't Italian.Copy !req
655. All right, well...Copy !req
656. it was nice meeting you,
and I appreciate the effort.Copy !req
657. You gotta let me make it up
to you. Come on up, spend a day.Copy !req
658. Sil, whoever you want. High rollers
room, everything comped.Copy !req
659. - Sure, that sounds good.
- Great.Copy !req
660. What the fuck did he say
about Iron Eyes Cody?Copy !req
661. He said Ralphie had it all fucked up.Copy !req
662. And it don't mean nothing anyway, 'cause
it's like knowing James Caan isn't Italian.Copy !req
663. We think this guy, Redclay,
is fucking a graduate student.Copy !req
664. - We hire a detective—
- I think it's over, Sil.Copy !req
665. - Yeah, but all we
gotta— -It's over.Copy !req
666. He had just lost his wife.Copy !req
667. And he had so much sadness.Copy !req
668. So much love for her,
such complete and pure emotion.Copy !req
669. I felt unworthy to even
be in his presence.Copy !req
670. I was so moved by him.Copy !req
671. And then I look at Ralphie.Copy !req
672. You saw, in this man, the
things that you want in your life.Copy !req
673. Truth.Copy !req
674. - Love.
- Yes.Copy !req
675. Somehow, I have to find a way to move away
from the darkness and toward the light.Copy !req
676. What does this man do?Copy !req
677. He works with my brother,
but he's not like the others.Copy !req
678. - Janice— -Sandy,
he's different. Believe me.Copy !req
679. Okay.Copy !req
680. But back to Ralph.Copy !req
681. You've got to sit him down...Copy !req
682. and level with him.Copy !req
683. Speak the truth, Jan...Copy !req
684. but with the compassion and respect
that you're famous for.Copy !req
685. And say goodbye...Copy !req
686. for his sake, as well as yours.Copy !req
687. You're right.Copy !req
688. It's not his fault.Copy !req
689. Roll me some numbers, fearless leader.Copy !req
690. - Coming at you.
- Yeah, I'm ready, six.Copy !req
691. It's all right.Copy !req
692. You had a great run, T. You held
the dice for quite a while.Copy !req
693. Look at this operation.Copy !req
694. Whenever I'm in one of these places...Copy !req
695. I remember that my grandmother
was part Fugawe.Copy !req
696. Maybe I should do something about it.Copy !req
697. - Bullshit.
- No, it's true.Copy !req
698. She was. They were a nomadic tribe,
they'd wander around, get lost...Copy !req
699. and they go, "Where the Fugawe?"Copy !req
700. I see you gentlemen are having a good
time. You getting enough to eat?Copy !req
701. Yeah.Copy !req
702. Running out of my comps here.Copy !req
703. Go find Marty. He's on
the floor somewhere.Copy !req
704. Tony, can we talk a minute?
Buy you a drink?Copy !req
705. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
706. I wanted to give you a check
for Jason's tuition.Copy !req
707. Okay.Copy !req
708. - The statement's up in my bedroom.
- That's okay, I trust you.Copy !req
709. Wait...Copy !req
710. is it 5:00?Copy !req
711. John, I'm here at
Christopher Columbus Park in Newark...Copy !req
712. where this afternoon
violence broke out briefly...Copy !req
713. between Native American demonstrators
and members of a coalition...Copy !req
714. of 18 various
Italian-American pride organizations.Copy !req
715. Get out of here! This
is our day! You hear that?Copy !req
716. He fed our people to his dogs!Copy !req
717. My God, this is tragic.Copy !req
718. Could be scored with Albinoni's Adagio.Copy !req
719. Janootski!Copy !req
720. This is it, hon.Copy !req
721. This is the last of the
stuff I had at Ro's.Copy !req
722. Your shoes.Copy !req
723. What?Copy !req
724. Didn't I ask you to take your
shoes off when you came in this house?Copy !req
725. Forgot.Copy !req
726. - Sorry, hon.
- You forgot.Copy !req
727. So that's just it. You fucking forgot!Copy !req
728. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
729. Get out!Copy !req
730. My back.Copy !req
731. I'll kill you, you crazy bitch.Copy !req
732. I'll kill you, you bitch.
You crazy cunt!Copy !req
733. Get out!Copy !req
734. It's gotta be on here somewhere.Copy !req
735. scuffle at the
Columbus Day parade in Newark.Copy !req
736. Among those arrested
for blocking a fire lane...Copy !req
737. was Native American
activist Del Redclay...Copy !req
738. who called the protest
an unqualified success.Copy !req
739. Elsewhere, a blind river rafter
is going to get her wish...Copy !req
740. after suing for a place
in the Colorado River—Copy !req
741. I should've been there.Copy !req
742. I would've been fucking there.
I forgot this was a Monday.Copy !req
743. - Maybe we ought to just whack this prick.
- Who the fuck are you kidding?Copy !req
744. All you thought about was blackjack.Copy !req
745. What? You think this day in the
country was free, don't you?Copy !req
746. Well, it wasn't.Copy !req
747. Fucking Chief Smith wants Frankie Valli
to come up there and play a week.Copy !req
748. That's what this whole fucking
junket was about.Copy !req
749. - Frankie?
- Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
750. That's why he
buttonholed me, goddamn it.Copy !req
751. There's bad blood with
Frankie's manager.Copy !req
752. So the Chief wants me to call him as payback
for him reaching out to Redclay.Copy !req
753. Well, you're gonna make
the fucking call.Copy !req
754. - I ain't seen Frankie for years—
- Tough shit! You're making the fucking call!Copy !req
755. You and this fucking parade, already.Copy !req
756. I don't know what you're so hot about.Copy !req
757. They discriminate against all Italians
as a group when they disallow Columbus—Copy !req
758. Will you fucking stop? "Group"!Copy !req
759. What the fuck happened to Gary Cooper?
That's what I'd like to know.Copy !req
760. He died.Copy !req
761. You mean, 'cause he fought
the Sioux in all those westerns?Copy !req
762. Fuck that.Copy !req
763. Gary Cooper.Copy !req
764. Now there was an American.Copy !req
765. The strong, silent type.
He did what he had to do.Copy !req
766. He faced down the Miller gang...Copy !req
767. when none of those other assholes
would lift a finger to help him.Copy !req
768. And did he complain? Did he say,
"l come from this poor Texas-Irish...Copy !req
769. "illiterate background or whatever,
so leave me the fuck out of it...Copy !req
770. "because my people got fucked over"?Copy !req
771. T, not for nothing...Copy !req
772. but you're getting a
little confused here.Copy !req
773. A: That was the movies.Copy !req
774. What difference does that make?Copy !req
775. Columbus was so long ago, he
might as well have been a fucking movie.Copy !req
776. Images, you said.Copy !req
777. The point is, Gary Cooper...Copy !req
778. the real Gary Cooper...Copy !req
779. or anybody named Cooper,
never suffered like the Italians.Copy !req
780. A madigan like him,
they fucked everybody else.Copy !req
781. The Italians, the Polacks, the Blacks.Copy !req
782. All right, even if he was
a madigan around nowadays...Copy !req
783. he'd be a member of some victims' group.Copy !req
784. The fundamentalist Christians, the
abused cowboys, the gays, whatever.Copy !req
785. - He was gay, Gary Cooper?
- No! Are you listening to me?Copy !req
786. Hey, people suffered.Copy !req
787. Did you?Copy !req
788. Except for maybe the feds.Copy !req
789. My grandparents got spit on
because they were from Calabria.Copy !req
790. Let me ask you a question. All
the good things you got in your life...Copy !req
791. did they come to you
'cause you're Calabrese?Copy !req
792. I'll tell you the answer.
The answer is no.Copy !req
793. You got a smart kid at
Lackawanna College.Copy !req
794. You got a wife who's a piece of ass.
At least she was when you married her.Copy !req
795. You own one of the most profitable
topless bars in North Jersey.Copy !req
796. Did you get all this
'cause you're Italian?Copy !req
797. No, you got it 'cause you're you,
'cause you're smart, 'cause you're whatever.Copy !req
798. Where the fuck is our self-esteem?Copy !req
799. That shit doesn't come from Columbus,
or The Godfather, or Chef fucking Boyardee.Copy !req
800. We gotta tiptoe around
the Indians though, don't we?Copy !req
801. We can't call our teams the Braves
or the Tomahawks or the—Copy !req
802. You take it up with
Frankie Valli when you talk to him.Copy !req