1. Anybody home?Copy !req
2. Hello?Copy !req
3. - What's this?
- What's this?Copy !req
4. Oh, my God. Tony.Copy !req
5. Here, allow me.Copy !req
6. Happy birthday.Copy !req
7. Ohhh.Copy !req
8. Opps.Copy !req
9. What?Copy !req
10. - Look at the ring your father gave me.
- I already saw it.Copy !req
11. I was gonna wrap it,
but it's wasteful.Copy !req
12. Thank you, young man.Copy !req
13. The Matrix. I haven't seen it yet.Copy !req
14. Right up her alley.Copy !req
15. Hello?Copy !req
16. Happy birthday, Mama.Copy !req
17. What are you doing here?Copy !req
18. - Nice to see you too.
- Sorry, I'm just surprised to see you.Copy !req
19. See what your father got me?Copy !req
20. Big ring.Copy !req
21. - Happy birthday.
- Oh, my God. So many gifts.Copy !req
22. "A day of pampering
at the Bella Donna Day Spa."Copy !req
23. It's in Soho. It's awesome.
Massage, mud treatment, everything.Copy !req
24. We can go together.
I put it on your credit card.Copy !req
25. - Twelve years. This club was nothing.
- Give him a drink.Copy !req
26. - What do you drink, Rocco?
- Johnny Black.Copy !req
27. - This place was a shithole.
- You could use some help.Copy !req
28. - Make this place into 21 st century.
- Yeah, it's permanently 1987 in here.Copy !req
29. Goddamn Vikings.Copy !req
30. Nobody misses the extra point.Copy !req
31. That's all he had to do.
One little kick and now I'm ruined?Copy !req
32. No bitch to me.Copy !req
33. Bet with your head, no over it.Copy !req
34. You're still a partner.
You got a problem?Copy !req
35. - One, two, three.
- Happy birthdayCopy !req
36. I'll get it.Copy !req
37. - Did you invite a stray dog?
- You short of food?Copy !req
38. - Sorry I'm late.
- We didn't know you were coming.Copy !req
39. - Meadow said it's Carmela's birthday.
- It's nice of you.Copy !req
40. - Hi, Mr. and Mrs. DeAngelis.
- Jackie.Copy !req
41. - Have you heard the good news?
- We met Thanksgiving.Copy !req
42. - Happy birthday.
- You didn't have to.Copy !req
43. I'll put it on ice in a minute.
Thank you, sir.Copy !req
44. Come on. The wax is melting here.Copy !req
45. Happy birthday to youCopy !req
46. Happy birthday to youCopy !req
47. Happy birthday, CarmelaCopy !req
48. Happy birthday to youCopy !req
49. I heard you got made
defensive captain.Copy !req
50. I have two recovered fumbles.
Almost scored with one.Copy !req
51. Excellent. I played linebacker
for Boonton. I was All County.Copy !req
52. - Wow.
- Maybe we could work out together.Copy !req
53. Sure. You should come to the game
Tuesday. It's the last one.Copy !req
54. - We were supposed to play last month.
- I'll be there.Copy !req
55. I wanna come too.
My brother's football game.Copy !req
56. No champagne.
The Lord doesn't want us to drink.Copy !req
57. - Didn't Jesus drink wine?
- He was Jesus. We can't compare.Copy !req
58. Who invented these things?Copy !req
59. Mom, can I sleep at Egon's
if I'm in bed by 1?Copy !req
60. I got one for you
for when you're at the market.Copy !req
61. Lights out by 1, in bed by 12.Copy !req
62. Be careful.Copy !req
63. - I smell fish.
- We're near the ocean.Copy !req
64. Now I smell piss.Copy !req
65. Okay.Copy !req
66. - What?
- It's yours.Copy !req
67. What is?Copy !req
68. The Lollipop in Long Branch.
This is your club.Copy !req
69. I'm a partner here, me and Furio.
We'll be silent.Copy !req
70. You'll be the owner/manager.Copy !req
71. You book the bands, find the talent,
whatever you want to do. It's yours.Copy !req
72. Oh, my God.Copy !req
73. I can't believe it.Copy !req
74. You'll make this place the biggest
Jersey club since the Stoned Pony.Copy !req
75. Thank you, Christopher.
I'm so excited.Copy !req
76. - Can we change the name?
- Whatever you want, baby.Copy !req
77. This is Rocco. He works for you.Copy !req
78. The ring looks beautiful on you.Copy !req
79. It is gorgeous.Copy !req
80. - Anything you need to tell me?
- About the ring?Copy !req
81. I don't know.Copy !req
82. - You didn't buy that little car.
- The Mercedes?Copy !req
83. - I'd look like a douche bag.
- Jean calls those mid-life crisis cars.Copy !req
84. What the fuck does she know?Copy !req
85. - Is this 1726 Pearl Avenue?
- No.Copy !req
86. - Is Pearl Avenue in this neighborhood?
- I don't know.Copy !req
87. Do you know a man
by the name of La Fong?Copy !req
88. Hello? Hey, Ro.Copy !req
89. No, Jackie took Meadow to the movies.Copy !req
90. He said not late.Copy !req
91. All right. Fine.Copy !req
92. What?Copy !req
93. I'm not thrilled about this thing
with Jackie and Meadow.Copy !req
94. I think she came home
so they could go out.Copy !req
95. So what? He's a good kid.
Comes from good stock.Copy !req
96. He's on his best behavior. I don't
picture Meadow with someone like him.Copy !req
97. Someone like him?Copy !req
98. He's one of us.Copy !req
99. Were you happy when she was with
Jamal Ginsberg, the Hasidic homeboy?Copy !req
100. Scraped through that
by the skin of our ass.Copy !req
101. I just don't want her to miss
any opportunities.Copy !req
102. She should be at the museum
in her free time.Copy !req
103. Not watching TV.Copy !req
104. You'd rather she look at soup cans
than be close to home?Copy !req
105. I don't know.Copy !req
106. Well, you talk to her,
and I'll talk to Jackie Jr.Copy !req
107. Here's your Edgar Allan Poe paper.Copy !req
108. - You did it already?
- No problem.Copy !req
109. Thanks.Copy !req
110. I would've done it. I was gonna do it.
I just couldn't get through the books.Copy !req
111. I never should've took
Literature of Obsession.Copy !req
112. I owe you big time.Copy !req
113. Thanks.Copy !req
114. - How can I repay you?
- I don't know.Copy !req
115. Why don't you surprise me?Copy !req
116. On your mark, get set, go!Copy !req
117. - I kicked your ass.
- You cheat.Copy !req
118. Oh, my eye.Copy !req
119. There's too much chlorine.
I swallowed some water.Copy !req
120. - You girls see me?
- Yeah, you were cheating.Copy !req
121. I'm fucking starving.Copy !req
122. Hey, guys! We got Mr. Goodwin's
office open. Check it out.Copy !req
123. Let's go for it.Copy !req
124. Hey, everybody.Copy !req
125. Shit!Copy !req
126. All right! Come on, let's go!Copy !req
127. Don't cut your feet!Copy !req
128. - Hey, it's Sunday morning and...
- Good morning.Copy !req
129. - Hello.
- Morning.Copy !req
130. - Did Jackie call?
- He's with your brother.Copy !req
131. So I've been thinking about a car.Copy !req
132. - I knew I'd get hit up on this trip.
- You buy sapphires...Copy !req
133. but a student has to take the bus?Copy !req
134. What do you need a car for?Copy !req
135. It'd be nice to hop in a car
and come have dinner with you.Copy !req
136. They steal cars in New York.
Parking is impossible...Copy !req
137. - The bus gets you here in 45 minutes.
- I'm not asking for anything fancy.Copy !req
138. - Could've had a car last year.
- Eric's car? Is that a sick joke?Copy !req
139. His father's now
in a mental health facility.Copy !req
140. See how this semester goes.
You have a lot of work to do.Copy !req
141. Concentrate on that.Copy !req
142. I am concentrating on that!
Christ, you're a broken record!Copy !req
143. - Take it down a notch.
- God.Copy !req
144. We wanna make sure you take
advantage of all the city offers.Copy !req
145. Culturally, socially...Copy !req
146. educationally.Copy !req
147. Right before the snap,
the ball is still.Copy !req
148. But the qb's eyes can tell you
whether he'll pass or hand it off.Copy !req
149. It happens in a split second.
But you can learn what his habits are.Copy !req
150. Once you know these habits,
he's fucked.Copy !req
151. Hey.Copy !req
152. Good morning.Copy !req
153. - A.J., try what I told you.
- I will. Thanks, Jackie.Copy !req
154. The wall of pride.
What kind of animals...?Copy !req
155. They didn't steal anything.
They just did a number on the place.Copy !req
156. They left this.Copy !req
157. You make this pizza?Copy !req
158. - Who made this?
- We're asking you.Copy !req
159. This your store logo, sir?Copy !req
160. - That's my box.
- It was at a crime scene.Copy !req
161. My pizza never hurt nobody.
You no find any bacteria here.Copy !req
162. Kids broke into the high school.
They left this.Copy !req
163. - Tell me who, I'll kick their asses.
- I got it, Pop.Copy !req
164. That's a custom job.Copy !req
165. Meatball, pepperoni, sausage
peppers, onions...Copy !req
166. extra mozzarella...
- This pie fit a pattern?Copy !req
167. - Anyone order this regularly?
- Only one.Copy !req
168. - Who?
- I'd rather not say.Copy !req
169. - Tell me! I find these bastards!
- Pop, go in the back. Go ahead.Copy !req
170. - Sir.
- Yes, officer?Copy !req
171. Word to the wise. Technically,
you're an accessory after the fact.Copy !req
172. I cannot believe this.
Do you know how serious this is?Copy !req
173. Do you?Copy !req
174. - Answer me right now.
- Yes.Copy !req
175. - Yes, what?
- I know it's serious.Copy !req
176. So why did you do it?Copy !req
177. - I don't know.
- Why did you do it?Copy !req
178. Do you hate the school
or have a problem with someone?Copy !req
179. - No.
- Then why?Copy !req
180. It just happened.Copy !req
181. We went in as a goof.
Someone threw something in the pool.Copy !req
182. A couple of guys started
throwing stuff in. We just did it.Copy !req
183. And if they were jumping off a bridge,
would you just do that too?Copy !req
184. No.Copy !req
185. What are you doing here?Copy !req
186. - Answer your father.
- I got sent home.Copy !req
187. Why?Copy !req
188. Why?Copy !req
189. I got in trouble.Copy !req
190. Your son broke into his school
and vandalized the pool.Copy !req
191. - How do you vandalize a pool?
- They threw stuff in, broke things.Copy !req
192. - Why'd you do that?
- Screwing around.Copy !req
193. On your mother's birthday?Copy !req
194. - It wasn't. It was after midnight.
- What are you, fucking stupid? Huh?Copy !req
195. - So you're suspended?
- I don't know.Copy !req
196. This is serious.
He may be expelled.Copy !req
197. - What'd they say?
- Nothing. They sent me home.Copy !req
198. - You have to go see the principal.
- On your mother's birthday.Copy !req
199. They're gonna call you.Copy !req
200. Just when everything
was going good, huh?Copy !req
201. You're gonna miss the big game.Copy !req
202. You're screwing everything up.
Your football career down the drain!Copy !req
203. - Wow.
- There it is.Copy !req
204. - Beautiful ring.
- I know.Copy !req
205. - Gorgeous, Carm.
- I want you ladies to try this.Copy !req
206. Mozzarella? I was gonna
get the hot antipasto.Copy !req
207. It's not mozzarella. This is burrata.
I had it flown in from Italy.Copy !req
208. It's more subtle than mozzarella,
with a nutty flavor.Copy !req
209. - Thanks.
- I'm not big on nuts.Copy !req
210. A little pepper? Carm, on your half?Copy !req
211. It's all about the contrast:
Crisp beans and smooth cheese.Copy !req
212. - No, I'm fine.
- Buon appetito.Copy !req
213. Tastes like mozzarella
and string beans. You have it, Carm.Copy !req
214. I want the hot antipasto.Copy !req
215. I'd like to make a toast. To the
friendship between our two children.Copy !req
216. I'm happy to see my son
spending time with Meadow.Copy !req
217. She'll be a good influence on him.Copy !req
218. - You did a great job. She's wonderful.
- Well, thank you. Salute.Copy !req
219. It's nice to see our families united.
Like with Ralphie.Copy !req
220. He goes on and on about Tony.
He's happy to be getting closer to him.Copy !req
221. - Ralph is a real find, hang on to him.
- It was tough at first.Copy !req
222. I was afraid everyone was gonna think
that I didn't mourn Jack enough.Copy !req
223. Oh, Artie!Copy !req
224. He's under a lot of stress.
I hear Charmaine hired a lawyer.Copy !req
225. Divorce?Copy !req
226. It's funny, but you think, you know...Copy !req
227. the men in our lives have been,
you know what, and we stay together.Copy !req
228. And here's Artie, a regular guy,
hardworking...Copy !req
229. his marriage is in the pisciatoio.Copy !req
230. - You can push a man only so far.
- True. Very true.Copy !req
231. If you wait inside for me,
I'll be in there in a second. Okay?Copy !req
232. Hello.Copy !req
233. - Who's the douche bag?
- He buys a new 600 for me every year.Copy !req
234. - This was last year.
- Nice.Copy !req
235. You been shopping?Copy !req
236. It's for you.Copy !req
237. - It's very beautiful.
- So are you.Copy !req
238. What are my chances
of kidnapping you for the afternoon?Copy !req
239. - I'm closing on a car.
- Come on.Copy !req
240. Let Hans and Franz do the paperwork.
I'm going nuts thinking about you.Copy !req
241. I've gotta work.Copy !req
242. - Trabajar?
- Come on...Copy !req
243. I'll take you anywhere you want.Copy !req
244. The Pierre, Sherry Netherlands.
Come on, anywhere you wanna go.Copy !req
245. You wanna go to the zoo?Copy !req
246. - The zoo?
- Yeah.Copy !req
247. - I try to get there once a year.
- We'll go.Copy !req
248. I'll call you.Copy !req
249. Amazing thing about snakes is that
they reproduce spontaneously.Copy !req
250. What do you mean?Copy !req
251. They have male and female
sex organs.Copy !req
252. Somebody you don't trust,
you call a snake.Copy !req
253. How can you trust a guy who can
literally go fuck themselves?Copy !req
254. Don't you think that expression came
from when the snake tempted Eve?Copy !req
255. Hey, snakes
were fucking themselves...Copy !req
256. long before Adam and Eve
showed up, T.Copy !req
257. - How you doing?
- All right.Copy !req
258. Hey, Jackie, thanks for coming by.
How are you?Copy !req
259. Have a seat. Want something to drink?Copy !req
260. - What are you having?
- Red wine.Copy !req
261. - I'll get some slices. Want anything?
- Yeah, get me the usual.Copy !req
262. - Jackie, you want something?
- No, thanks.Copy !req
263. - You're taking Meadow out tonight.
- Yeah.Copy !req
264. - Where?
- A place called Chez Josephine.Copy !req
265. They have live piano music.
Harry Connick Jr. used to play there.Copy !req
266. A friend of mine is the bartender.Copy !req
267. - Don't you two got class?
- She's got a 2:00. I'm off.Copy !req
268. How many days off they give you
at Rutgers?Copy !req
269. I got class three days a week.Copy !req
270. Listen...Copy !req
271. I think you're a good kid.Copy !req
272. You show respect
and come from a good family.Copy !req
273. Thanks.Copy !req
274. As far as my daughter goes...Copy !req
275. you know I want the best for her.Copy !req
276. I'm gonna be very protective over her.Copy !req
277. - You understand, right?
- Of course.Copy !req
278. If you wanna spend time with her,
I want the best from you in school.Copy !req
279. - Yeah, right. I know it...
- Shut up.Copy !req
280. Listen to me.Copy !req
281. I know I've been saying this to you
all along, but now it's different.Copy !req
282. - Understand?
- I just got an A on a paper.Copy !req
283. You did?Copy !req
284. Edgar Allan Poe. Good writer,
what a fucking nut job.Copy !req
285. He's the guy who did all
the Vincent Price shit, right?Copy !req
286. He smoked opium and married
his cousin. He was from the Bronx.Copy !req
287. - So you got an A, huh?
- I'm doing good, Tony.Copy !req
288. Let's keep it that way.Copy !req
289. - Keep your father in mind.
- I will.Copy !req
290. Listen...Copy !req
291. here.Copy !req
292. - Have some dessert on me.
- That's okay.Copy !req
293. Take it.Copy !req
294. - Don't keep her out too late.
- I won't. Thanks, Tony.Copy !req
295. Welcome, everybody,
to opening night at Crazy Horse.Copy !req
296. I'm excited to have, from U-Dub,
our very first band.Copy !req
297. Please welcome the Miami Relatives!Copy !req
298. - What do you think?
- What?Copy !req
299. - What do you think?
- I can't hear a word you say.Copy !req
300. Tony and Sil couldn't make it,
but this is from us. Congratulations.Copy !req
301. - Do you like the band?
- What?Copy !req
302. How do you like the band?Copy !req
303. - Matush, you don't got the Maseratis?
- Versace. You try it yet?Copy !req
304. No, I liked the Maserati.Copy !req
305. - Try the Versace, you won't be sorry.
- All right, give me four.Copy !req
306. - What's up?
- Come on. Let's go. Out.Copy !req
307. I got friends here, man!
Let me call my man Carlo!Copy !req
308. I see you here again,
I'm gonna crack your head.Copy !req
309. Call Carlo!Copy !req
310. You have to wonder
what they're thinking.Copy !req
311. They're thinking, "Madonna,
you guys ever smell yourselves?"Copy !req
312. You're probably right, huh?Copy !req
313. Except for you.Copy !req
314. What you got on
even a baboon would love.Copy !req
315. The eyes are innocent.Copy !req
316. Like a baby's.Copy !req
317. Yeah, he could innocently
maul you into ten pieces.Copy !req
318. Usually they just engage
in what's called threat behavior.Copy !req
319. Because they did their mauling.
Now they just give the look.Copy !req
320. Malocchio.Copy !req
321. You know why they're primates?
They groom each other.Copy !req
322. That I like.Copy !req
323. What's this?Copy !req
324. It's a Tibetan talisman
for protection.Copy !req
325. I knew it. I knew there
had to be something.Copy !req
326. What?Copy !req
327. - What's wrong? It's a Buddhist symbol.
- My sister was a Buddhist.Copy !req
328. - She's a wack job.
- I see, so I gotta be a wack job too?Copy !req
329. It is a little wacky.
What's wrong with Catholicism?Copy !req
330. Which you fucking practice
every fucking day, I'm sure.Copy !req
331. So I pray a little,
and I meditate in the morning.Copy !req
332. It clears my mind and my heart
for the day.Copy !req
333. A Buddhist selling $150,000 cars.Copy !req
334. The first noble truth is:
Life is suffering.Copy !req
335. But the Buddha preached participation
in the sorrows of the world.Copy !req
336. You make a sale, you don't make
a sale, it's a tiny little thing.Copy !req
337. - What's so funny?
- You came here.Copy !req
338. - What, the zoo?
- I said zoo and you came.Copy !req
339. What's this, a fucking head-trip now?
Huh? Nice.Copy !req
340. Sort of.Copy !req
341. - I don't like that.
- You're very sweet.Copy !req
342. You came.Copy !req
343. I'm crazy about you.Copy !req
344. - You know that, don't you?
- I never met anybody like you.Copy !req
345. Okay, class, come this way.
Stay together, kids. Come on.Copy !req
346. We're gonna see some tigers.Copy !req
347. - Do you take your kids to the zoo?
- Yeah.Copy !req
348. And now we're here.Copy !req
349. See you later.Copy !req
350. - Who was that?
- My hard-on.Copy !req
351. Between the Buddhism
and talk about the family, poor you.Copy !req
352. Let me see if it's really gone.Copy !req
353. You lie.Copy !req
354. - You know snakes can fuck themselves?
- Give me your hand.Copy !req
355. Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
356. - Don't move.
- What?Copy !req
357. See...Copy !req
358. if you...Copy !req
359. can not...Copy !req
360. So, what happened?Copy !req
361. He was at the Crazy Horse
and some zip told my man:Copy !req
362. New management, new rules.Copy !req
363. So I asked around. I heard about
some guy, Multi-something.Copy !req
364. Some guy in the Soprano family
was running things. I go, "Whoa!"Copy !req
365. - Chris Moltisanti.
- Yeah.Copy !req
366. I know Chris.Copy !req
367. - What's your name again?
- Matush.Copy !req
368. Normally I would never get involved
with a stranger.Copy !req
369. If Carlo here is vouching for you...Copy !req
370. - I'm willing to make an exception.
- Thank you.Copy !req
371. What'd I tell you?Copy !req
372. - You know who my father was?
- The golfer? U.S. Open?Copy !req
373. Chris and me are associates.
You got nothing to worry about.Copy !req
374. I'll call Carlo in a couple days.Copy !req
375. Meeting over.Copy !req
376. Verbum Dei has a zero tolerance
policy in cases of vandalism.Copy !req
377. It demands the expulsion
of the offending student.Copy !req
378. I told him.Copy !req
379. - You see?
- Having said that...Copy !req
380. In this case,
after much deliberation...Copy !req
381. we decided upon
a suspended sentence.Copy !req
382. This has been arrived at...Copy !req
383. based on his academic performance.
And his involvement in sports.Copy !req
384. - His academic performance?
- He's brought his GPA to a C-minus.Copy !req
385. - What is the punishment?
- We suggest and hope...Copy !req
386. it's meted out parentally.Copy !req
387. - So it's not exactly zero tolerance.
- Each child is special.Copy !req
388. - That's a principle of this school.
- Well, what about detention?Copy !req
389. A lawsuit forced us
to eliminate detention.Copy !req
390. - He's off the football team, right?
- No.Copy !req
391. Studies at Harvard
have shown that boys...Copy !req
392. have success in avoiding pitfalls
when they remain involved in sport.Copy !req
393. You better wipe that smile
off your face.Copy !req
394. I told him he'd be off the team.Copy !req
395. - You know, now you're kind of...
- Undermining the...Copy !req
396. It's not only skill Anthony has shown
on the field, it's leadership as well.Copy !req
397. We feel it's against his interests to
sever his relationship with the squad.Copy !req
398. - Well, if you think that's best.
- However...Copy !req
399. I can't say this strongly enough.
If there is one more infraction...Copy !req
400. the sentence will go into effect
and Anthony will be expelled.Copy !req
401. - Do you understand this, Anthony?
- Yes.Copy !req
402. - You completely sold us out in there.
- What'd I do?Copy !req
403. They're not punishing him,
and you went along.Copy !req
404. I suggested detention.Copy !req
405. That was a charade so the football
team can win the big game.Copy !req
406. We've been waiting for years
for him to get off the couch.Copy !req
407. We should keep this in the family.
He ain't getting off that easy.Copy !req
408. Overall it's been a good two weeks.Copy !req
409. - What about the nightmares?
- None.Copy !req
410. I had a dream where I lit
the big torch at the Olympics.Copy !req
411. - What do you think that represented?
- Well...Copy !req
412. work has been good.Copy !req
413. My sales are way up.Copy !req
414. And my performance
has been commended...Copy !req
415. by Mercedes-Benz USA
with a plaque.Copy !req
416. - What's going on with your social life?
- Nothing.Copy !req
417. Right now.Copy !req
418. But it's okay.Copy !req
419. What I'm going to say is a little
delicate, but I think it's important.Copy !req
420. When you called me last week
to cancel, I heard a man's voice.Copy !req
421. My car broke down.Copy !req
422. It could've been the mechanic.Copy !req
423. I see.Copy !req
424. - I'm offended you put it that way.
- Offended? Why?Copy !req
425. Well, I don't pay you
to be under your surveillance.Copy !req
426. How dare you?Copy !req
427. You came to me after attempting
suicide over the breakup with Barry.Copy !req
428. I ask you because
you're under my care.Copy !req
429. It's unprofessional
to confront me this way.Copy !req
430. Suicide is something
I take very seriously.Copy !req
431. The doctor in the ER said
it was only suicidal ideation.Copy !req
432. - Is he trained to give those diagnoses?
- My car broke down.Copy !req
433. Fine.Copy !req
434. - I'll believe you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
435. - To the Crazy Horse, buona fortuna.
- Salute.Copy !req
436. Club business ain't easy, I tell you.Copy !req
437. With the Bing, everybody only sees
the glitz and glamour.Copy !req
438. Nobody knows what goes into it.Copy !req
439. There's a lot to deal with, I know.Copy !req
440. See, it's one thing to have a bar.Copy !req
441. When you're dealing
with performers...Copy !req
442. I don't care if it's music, tits,
fire-eaters. It's a whole other game.Copy !req
443. Ultimately you're relying on them
to get the customers in...Copy !req
444. and spend money.Copy !req
445. All right. I'll take it upstairs.Copy !req
446. - Jackie, how are you?
- All right.Copy !req
447. - How you doing?
- Somebody's sitting there.Copy !req
448. 7 and 7 and whatever my friend wants.Copy !req
449. I'm good.Copy !req
450. - Just 7 and 7.
- Okay.Copy !req
451. Congrats on the club.Copy !req
452. I admire your progress
since you got your button.Copy !req
453. I wanted to have a sit down
with you about a friend.Copy !req
454. - When did you wanna do this?
- Now.Copy !req
455. Now's okay to chat,
not a sit down.Copy !req
456. This friend was moving X at the club,
and he got thrown out on his ass.Copy !req
457. And?Copy !req
458. I wanted to ask you, as a favor, to
let him keep a little action going on.Copy !req
459. - You get a piece of what he does.
- X is federal territory now.Copy !req
460. - I don't want it in my club.
- It would mean a lot to me.Copy !req
461. You've got a lot of balls.
Did you hear what I said?Copy !req
462. What'd I say?Copy !req
463. - No.
- End of chat.Copy !req
464. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
465. - It's all taken care of.
- Thanks, man.Copy !req
466. You just can't do it in the club. Have
your customers meet you outside.Copy !req
467. - Outside where?
- Use your car. Or their car.Copy !req
468. Find an alley...
I gotta think it all out for you?Copy !req
469. That's gonna make things harder.Copy !req
470. This all happens for a good reason.
Beyond anything you could know.Copy !req
471. In time, everything will be revealed.
You'll be back inside. Don't worry.Copy !req
472. If that's the way it is,
that's the way it is. I'll see you.Copy !req
473. Aren't you forgetting something?Copy !req
474. What?Copy !req
475. I'm looking out for you here.
I gotta eat too, right?Copy !req
476. Yeah, sure. I'll take care of you.Copy !req
477. - I'll be by every Sunday.
- Cool.Copy !req
478. Your father and I
discussed your punishment.Copy !req
479. You're grounded for a month.Copy !req
480. No Nintendo, no DVDs,
no skateboards.Copy !req
481. - No computer.
- I use it for school.Copy !req
482. - Get the typewriter.
- Dad threw it out.Copy !req
483. Then use a pen.
It worked for Einstein.Copy !req
484. And you're gonna work your ass
off around here.Copy !req
485. - Okay.
- You got no choice.Copy !req
486. - Go to the garage and organize it.
- Jackie Jr. did that the other day.Copy !req
487. See what I'm saying about him?Copy !req
488. Take a lesson from Jackie
and get your act together.Copy !req
489. Kid's pre-med at Rutgers,
he finds time to help out.Copy !req
490. - And you're going to clean the gutters.
- What gutters?Copy !req
491. - On the roof.
- Where?Copy !req
492. - On the edge. They collect water.
- What?Copy !req
493. - Don't get smart!
- I don't know.Copy !req
494. The drainpipes for the rain?Copy !req
495. Come here.Copy !req
496. - Very good. A lady of discerning taste.
- Come on!Copy !req
497. - I told you once.
- Jackie said as long as I stay...Copy !req
498. - Don't fucking name-drop me!
- We're gonna take a walk.Copy !req
499. Well, right arm's still good. No?Copy !req
500. You think that's funny?Copy !req
501. Sorry.Copy !req
502. - Tell me what happened.
- I did like you said. I stayed outside.Copy !req
503. You must've disrespected them
or something.Copy !req
504. I didn't do fuck!Copy !req
505. Did you mention
that I sat down with Chris?Copy !req
506. They didn't give a shit.Copy !req
507. I don't think they like you.Copy !req
508. I gotta pee.Copy !req
509. Can you give me the thing?Copy !req
510. Get the nurse to help you.
That's what they get paid for.Copy !req
511. Maybe she'll be fine
and give you a cheap thrill.Copy !req
512. Hello? Kelli! Hey, hon!
It's your sister. Yeah.Copy !req
513. Now this is the most crucial part.Copy !req
514. You put the pasta back in the pot.
You add a little gravy...Copy !req
515. And a little butter.Copy !req
516. Then...Copy !req
517. you put the fire back on...Copy !req
518. for 45 seconds, stir it up nice.
- 45 seconds?Copy !req
519. Yeah. That way the macaroni absorbs
the gravy instead of just coats it.Copy !req
520. This is for flavor.Copy !req
521. - I need a favor.
- What?Copy !req
522. I need a piece. I mean,
I don't need one. But...Copy !req
523. you know.Copy !req
524. - Anything you wanna tell me?
- No.Copy !req
525. It's just I think it's time I,
you know...Copy !req
526. - What are you looking to get?
- What do you suggest?Copy !req
527. Me, I like to know the motherfucker's
gonna work.Copy !req
528. And a.38...Copy !req
529. it'll never jam on you.Copy !req
530. Plus it's small.Copy !req
531. If you want to make a point,
go with something bigger.Copy !req
532. It's not for intimidation.
Just in case.Copy !req
533. Yeah, I'd go with the.38.Copy !req
534. You can have this one.
I got another one under the bed.Copy !req
535. How much I owe you for it?Copy !req
536. Get out of here.
Your money's no good.Copy !req
537. Macaroni's ready!Copy !req
538. I just wanna tell you
that I don't expect anything from you.Copy !req
539. Well, kindness. That's it.Copy !req
540. Okay.Copy !req
541. You really are in love
with yourself, aren't you?Copy !req
542. What do you mean?Copy !req
543. Conceited?Copy !req
544. Self-centered.Copy !req
545. "Okay." I mean there's a bunch
of alternates you could've said.Copy !req
546. You deprive yourself of nothing.Copy !req
547. You think I'm vain?Copy !req
548. I think you're wonderful.Copy !req
549. And her name is G...Copy !req
550. My accounts
are in bad neighborhoods.Copy !req
551. I know why you lie.Copy !req
552. But you don't have to.Copy !req
553. Can I hold it?Copy !req
554. It's heavy. Is it loaded?Copy !req
555. Nothing more useless
than an unloaded gun.Copy !req
556. There you go.Copy !req
557. Mr. Waste Management.Copy !req
558. Come here.Copy !req
559. I mean, we're paying the school,
we're buying a service.Copy !req
560. If it's their opinion that he
shouldn't get treated too harshly...Copy !req
561. You gotta listen
to the experts, right?Copy !req
562. What else is going on,
how was the rest of your week?Copy !req
563. To be honest? Very good.Copy !req
564. - Why is that?
- Well, that's how life is, I guess.Copy !req
565. Sometimes good. Sometimes bad.
Things come, things go.Copy !req
566. - How is it between you and Carmela?
- She was moody, now she's herself.Copy !req
567. Maybe it was coming here.Copy !req
568. Possibly.Copy !req
569. - Well, you do look happy, I must say.
- Yeah.Copy !req
570. - Went to the zoo.
- The zoo?Copy !req
571. You know, sometimes you gotta get
away, stop and smell the gorilla shit.Copy !req
572. Good to be in nature.Copy !req
573. - And the zoo made you happy.
- Yeah.Copy !req
574. I think a lot of it's because of you.Copy !req
575. You put a lot of time into me.Copy !req
576. - Now it's paying off.
- The progress you make is up to you.Copy !req
577. And how honest you are
with yourself and me.Copy !req
578. Well, I am improving.Copy !req
579. You have to participate
in the suffering of the world.Copy !req
580. Your thoughts have
an Eastern flavor to them.Copy !req
581. - I lived in Jersey my whole life.
- I mean Eastern...Copy !req
582. in terms of Asian,
like Buddhist or Taoist...Copy !req
583. Sun Tzu.Copy !req
584. I told you about him.Copy !req
585. We have to stop now.Copy !req
586. All right.Copy !req
587. This is the co-pay I owe you
from last month.Copy !req
588. Well, you gave me too much.Copy !req
589. Well, I gave you a little extra
for the good results this week.Copy !req
590. - I can't accept it.
- Give it to charity.Copy !req
591. You better get your phone.
I'll see you next week.Copy !req
592. - Hello?
- Hi, Mom.Copy !req
593. - Hi, Jason.
- How are you?Copy !req
594. - I hate all of them.
- Who?Copy !req
595. My patients.
Lying to me, full of shit...Copy !req
596. with no concern for what I do
or the position they put me in.Copy !req
597. - I just hate them.
- Fuck them. Quit.Copy !req
598. Right now that doesn't sound
like a bad idea.Copy !req
599. I'm sorry.Copy !req
600. - How are you?
- I'm okay.Copy !req
601. I need to buy a couple
of expensive books.Copy !req
602. Hey, Ton, how's it going?Copy !req
603. - How you doing?
- All right, let it roll.Copy !req
604. I don't want no teammates.Copy !req
605. - Tony?
- How you doing? Huh?Copy !req
606. - Are you up?
- No.Copy !req
607. Take a hit.Copy !req
608. Hit me.Copy !req
609. - You shouldn't have listened to me.
- I would have hit anyway.Copy !req
610. Come here. I wanna talk to you.Copy !req
611. - What are you doing here?
- You're here.Copy !req
612. - What?
- I was at a bachelor party.Copy !req
613. - I got dragged here.
- This is what we talked about.Copy !req
614. - Get your money and get out.
- Sorry.Copy !req
615. - I don't wanna see you here again.
- You won't.Copy !req
616. Smarten up.Copy !req
617. Good morning.Copy !req
618. - New earrings?
- I treated myself.Copy !req
619. - They match.
- I almost bought a matching necklace.Copy !req
620. Some restraint.Copy !req
621. - Although Christmas is coming, so...
- Maybe.Copy !req
622. - Any cannolis left from yesterday?
- Answer that question yourself.Copy !req
623. Meadow still here?Copy !req
624. Jackie took her to see Aida.Copy !req
625. - "I eat her"?
- It's the Elton John musical.Copy !req
626. I have to say, you were right, Tony.
Jackie Jr. has really surprised me.Copy !req
627. He's been a gentleman. He takes
her to the city, he's great with A.J.Copy !req
628. So long as she does good in school,
things could be a lot worse.Copy !req