1. Ton, will you get that?
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2. - Hello.
- Tony, it's me.
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3. Don't hang up.
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4. Why are you calling here?
You know who could answer this phone?
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5. Please. You're so conceited.
Do you think I want to call you?
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6. I think you're drinking and dialing.
I can smell the Stoli from here.
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7. Yell to your sister, not to me.
My poor cousin...
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8. has not had her prosthetic leg.
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9. - What do you want me to do?
- Tony, please.
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10. I miss you so much.
Can't you come over here?
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11. Don't you ever call here again.
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12. - Didn't you see my favorite patient?
- Tomorrow.
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13. - How's that going?
- Let's not, Richard.
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14. - I wish you hadn't taken him back.
- I took you back.
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15. I see the synergy.
Treat him, we start seeing each other.
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16. - Richard, Richard.
- No, seriously.
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17. If you want to know, he had
a breakthrough last week.
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18. - What? Through somebody's jaw?
- You're right, I'm wasting my time.
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19. Better I boycott with
the Italian American Foundation...
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20. and save the world from
what is it this week? Gangster?
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21. The very idea ABC would even think of
producing that stereotypical goombah fest.
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22. Richard, we are an advertisement for
the American experiment. We did great.
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23. I'm fed up with people assuming I'm a
thug because my name ends in a vowel.
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24. Undershirts, yelling.
Hollywood gives these sociopaths...
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25. the tragic grandeur of Al Pacino.
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26. He's an expert at this.
The guy's conning you.
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27. Condescend to me, Richard.
It gets me so hot.
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28. Tell me about this breakthrough.
You said he's alexithymic.
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29. Nothing will get through.
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30. Not if it threatens that straw house he's built
inside his head to shelter his criminality.
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31. It concerns me you don't see this.
Pink-slip this guy. He's dangerous.
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32. I'll pink-slip you if you don't
get the chicken in the oven.
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33. Is that new?
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34. - Looks good.
- Did you bring your log?
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35. - My log?
- Remember? You were to keep a record.
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36. I asked you to write down any feelings...
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37. of anxiety or memories
of past anxiety attacks.
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38. My parents and the pork store. I know.
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39. That was... it was interesting.
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40. Have you thought at all about that?
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41. - How do people find the time?
- To get well?
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42. Look, my mother's dead.
I haven't had a panic attack since.
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43. You've gone months without them before.
The conflicts that cause them...
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44. and your depression are
buried deep inside you.
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45. - Are you happy?
- Am I happy?
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46. That's not even...
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47. Look, I'm sorry
I didn't bring the list.
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48. I'll bring it next week.
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49. Will you ever think about
bringing your wife into this?
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50. In here? Carmela?
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51. You're the one who wanted to take
a more proactive approach.
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52. That's not in the future.
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53. Let's talk frankly.
You demanded more of me. Fine.
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54. - But you're not trying.
- I know.
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55. The past.
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56. But shit happens in my daily
life that needs attention now.
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57. I got some genuine concerns, you know.
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58. About my son. He shies away
from anything that requires effort...
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59. and I think he picks
that up from me.
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60. He's in football now. Carmela's as
guilty about this as I am.
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61. She indulges him.
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62. Richard was right.
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63. I've been charmed by a sociopath.
Why didn't I listen?
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64. Why do you think?
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65. Why did I reject a good man like Richard
in the first place?
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66. If you think about my life,
it's so textbook.
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67. Marry a man 10 years my senior.
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68. Of course Richard's gonna be
protective and patriarchal.
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69. Then I reject him for being just that.
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70. There's nothing wrong
with wanting to be safe.
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71. I know Richard's right.
I should get Tony Soprano...
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72. Shit.
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73. I always thought it was that
other guy. Little Augie Aprile.
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74. - I can't believe I revealed his name.
- Why did you?
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75. Does Richard know who he is?
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76. I think he saw it in my Day-Timer.
That's why he's been so adamant.
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77. Because Soprano is very high up.
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78. If he was some button man
you wouldn't treat him?
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79. Please, with the terminology.
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80. You know psychotherapy is limited
in the treatment of anxiety disorder.
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81. You've medicated Soprano and helped
him gain what insight he's able to absorb.
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82. It's time to send him
on to a behaviorist.
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83. Janice!
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84. Janice.
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85. I was cleaning up.
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86. When did you change the locks?
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87. The minute that Ukrainian dye-job
was out the door.
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88. Don't mess with the Russians, Janice.
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89. She can have her leg when
she returns Ma's record collection.
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90. - You would've done the same thing.
- I'm getting calls from her cousin.
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91. Miss Carburetor Works of 1987?
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92. Don't fuck with me on this.
Give back the leg.
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93. Tony, those records are yours too.
It's sad that you don't care.
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94. Those old albums...
They're a window into Ma's soul.
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95. In fact, I'm making a documentary.
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96. World War II generation's music,
exemplified by Ma.
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97. Who are you kidding?
You're gonna sell them on the Internet!
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98. - I have work to do.
- Cleaning the cellar.
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99. Good luck finding gold. You'd make
more money working a real job.
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100. Like the minute I'm out you won't have
contractors tearing apart the walls.
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101. Oh, Janice.
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102. EH-EH-EH.
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103. You finished? I wanna meet my bud at
the gym, we're gonna spar.
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104. You got a girlfriend?
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105. You know who's turning into a little
mink, though? Meadow Soprano.
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106. Look at him perk up.
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107. - I've known her since we were kids.
- Speaking of the royal family...
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108. I heard you did a stickup with Chris.
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109. I wanted to fly to South Beach.
Mom wouldn't pay.
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110. Don't worry. I'm won't tell her.
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111. Look, kid...
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112. I'm trying real hard here.
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113. I know it's tough on you.
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114. - I'm the guy that's dating your mom.
- Dating?
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115. Don't get fucking filthy about it.
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116. Anyway this...
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117. This was a good idea she had,
us going out to dinner.
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118. Not that one conversation
ever solved anybody's problems.
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119. I'm only here so I don't have
to hear her bitching and crying.
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120. The gym, huh?
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121. Mind if I make a stop first?
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122. My brother is out.
He said you knew.
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123. I get the bad-tempered one.
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124. Bashir said that this
payment could be late...
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125. because we had truck problems.
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126. Three of them needed new hydraulics.
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127. - Nobody talked to me.
- He said you approved.
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128. You're collecting on my routes.
You gotta pay me.
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129. They're only your routes
because you say they are.
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130. You wanna question New Jersey business
practice that goes back 70 years?
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131. Hey!
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132. What is this, Ralphie?
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133. I ought to stick a shish kebab
up your ass.
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134. Why do you provoke me?
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135. This young buck.
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136. He'll fuck your wife until she moans.
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137. - You fucking wop. You began it.
- What did you call me?
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138. - Bringing my wife in this!
- Put it down!
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139. - Mister, come on!
- Hey!
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140. OW!
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141. - Get the fucking bat!
- Let go!
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142. - You all right?
- Asshole!
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143. School this prick.
In the breadbasket!
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144. Good, kid. Introduce him to his desk.
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145. Take an anger management course.
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146. Fucking racial slurs.
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147. Why you doing this to me?
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148. That's what you get for using
a baseball bat.
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149. Let's go, kid.
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150. - Yeah?
- Ginny. It's Tony Soprano.
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151. What's wrong with me? I'm a mess here
with the moving. I'll get John.
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152. John! John, get down here!
You got company!
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153. Look who's here.
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154. - The guinea welcome wagon.
- This is for you.
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155. Carmela's bringing something nice to
the housewarming for Ginny.
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156. This is the Great Room.
I don't see what's so great.
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157. It's mediocre. We got a
living room right over there.
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158. I didn't know you were moving.
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159. Ginny wanted to be near her sisters,
you know, and the schools out here.
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160. We were with Carmine.
You never mentioned this place.
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161. It's not his favorite subject.
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162. It's what, half an hour,
40 minutes over the bridge?
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163. Why didn't you say you were moving?
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164. - Why?
- I gotta find out second hand?
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165. You care?
You working in a tollbooth?
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166. Besides, I already got
the condo in Point Pleasant.
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167. - You should have told me.
- I'm telling you now.
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168. This is a place to live. I got no
intention of sticking my beak in.
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169. I mean, there's our family
and then there's the Soprano family.
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170. Don't I get to see the rest of this?
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171. You can help me unstick
this rain bird.
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172. I'm a stranger in
a strange land out here.
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173. Look at this pair.
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174. How many Neapolitans
to screw in a light bulb?
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175. There's only candles in Naples.
The cardinal controls that racket.
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176. That's a good one.
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177. Use it on your paesans.
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178. We don't have those bulb jokes.
They don't translate.
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179. Tony, I go get a cappuccino.
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180. Two thousand of that is mine.
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181. Sand monkey on 17 is
holding out on us.
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182. - So you put his brother in an ambulance?
- He said a bad word.
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183. Why would you take Jackie's kid
on something like that?
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184. He's got to know how it works.
Kid's got a chip on his shoulder.
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185. 23 and still living at home?
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186. So he can keep an eye on
the prick that's banging his mom.
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187. No matter how nice I am,
he still hates me.
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188. I got a daughter that age.
It's all a mystery.
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189. Amen.
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190. Being a parent,
that's the hardest job.
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191. It's harder than this other shit.
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192. - Like my first marriage and my kid...
- I got news you're not gonna like.
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193. - I'm putting our friend in as captain.
- What?
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194. No.
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195. - Fucking Gigi, are you shitting me?
- I'm sorry.
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196. This shit with the Arab?
I went too far. I'll take care of it.
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197. This isn't the first.
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198. At least tell the truth. You want your
own there to spy on the Aprile crew.
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199. Yeah. But I shouldn't have to.
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200. You got bad tendencies.
I sympathize because I do too.
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201. You partnering with
Joe Brooklyn on shit at the port.
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202. A bum decision.
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203. The bottom line speaks.
I'm earning my ass off for you.
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204. It's my decision.
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205. Jesus Christ, Ton.
I eat dinner at your house.
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206. This is business.
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207. See? Turned it off.
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208. I've been thinking about
your course of therapy.
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209. You're the doctor.
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210. You're ready to move on to
behavior modification therapy.
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211. What's that mean?
Talk to somebody else?
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212. Is this because of what
happened last time?
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213. Look, I'm sorry. But like you said,
it's hard to think about that stuff.
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214. - It took how long to even remember?
- I realize that.
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215. You know, you're unbelievable.
I ask you to get serious in here.
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216. When it gets hard,
you pawn me off on somebody else.
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217. I'm just introducing the idea.
Something for you to think about.
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218. I'm going to bring in things for you
about behavior modification therapy.
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219. Yes, he was here earlier today.
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220. Yes, we talked about
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221. Maybe you could.
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222. Listen, I told you
I would discharge him...
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223. and I will, in my own good time.
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224. I'm going into the garage.
I'm gonna lose you. See you later.
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225. Shut up. Don't turn around.
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226. I said, shut up. I got a knife.
I'll cut you, bitch.
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227. AH!
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228. Help!
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229. - Get off!
- Shut up!
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230. - I'll give you all my money.
- Get in!
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231. - No!
- Shut up!
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232. - Get the panties off.
- Stop!
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233. - I'm gonna fuck you, bitch!
- No!
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234. Please! No!
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235. You fucking bitch!
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236. Stop it!
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237. She's almost done.
We just need a few more swabs.
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238. - For God's sake, Jen.
- Richard.
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239. You're gonna be all right.
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240. I thought that I broke my leg...
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241. but it's just really
badly sprained.
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242. Jesus. Oh, God.
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243. Bastard.
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244. - Did they tell you they caught him?
- Thank God.
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245. We nabbed somebody with the
description not far from the scene.
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246. He's denying it,
but he had her Palm Pilot.
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247. Says he found it.
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248. This is Detective Piersol.
She's been great.
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249. - There's no way to describe this.
- Of course.
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250. - The son of a bitch. Who is he?
- Jesus Rossi.
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251. - Rossi?
- Lives in Elizabeth. 28, no priors.
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252. - That's an Italian name.
- Am I missing something?
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253. The girl said he was a Puerto Rican,
that's all.
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254. - I just wanna take a shower, okay?
- We'll be done here soon.
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255. All right.
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256. Mom!
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257. - Jason.
- Jesus, Mom.
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258. What did these lousy fuckers do?
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259. I'll be all right.
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260. I'm gonna kill these fuckers.
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261. - Jason.
- Fuck it, Dad!
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262. You know the world is a sewer!
Nothing but a sewer!
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263. It's animals out there running wild!
They're winning!
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264. The police caught the man that did it.
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265. I want five minutes with that asshole!
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266. She doesn't need to hear it.
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267. Why don't you go outside and
settle down? I'll be right out.
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268. Go ahead.
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269. - Hello?
- May I speak to Anthony Soprano?
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270. He's not available now.
Who's calling?
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271. This is Jennifer Melfi.
Is this Mrs. Soprano?
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272. Yes, it is. How are you?
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273. That's why I'm calling,
to cancel his appointment.
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274. He'll be disappointed.
Nothing serious, I hope.
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275. A car accident, but I'm fine.
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276. I hope they had insurance.
You weren't hurt, I hope?
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277. My knee got the worst of it. But I'll
be up and about in a couple of days.
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278. I'll tell him.
You stay off of it.
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279. Who ate the cake?
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280. Thank you, I will.
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281. Thank you for giving him the message.
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282. That's gotta be some marriage.
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283. Hello, Kate? This is Jennifer Melfi.
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284. I know talking on the phone upsets you,
but I need to cancel our appointment.
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285. - Tell him what?
- That was your therapist.
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286. Why don't you just announce
it on WFAN? Go find some dust!
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287. She was in a car accident.
She has to cancel.
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288. - She all right?
- She was okay. She hurt her knee.
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289. Her knee? Really? What happened?
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290. I don't know. She didn't say.
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291. I hope she don't need stitches.
Stitches on the knee never heal right.
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292. Can leave a very bad scar.
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293. Any knee injury can be very serious.
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294. You can get arthritis for
the rest of your life.
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295. - Ask Joe Namath.
- No, thanks.
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297. she mentioned that maybe
you would come into my therapy.
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298. Give your perspective on
the panic attacks and kind of...
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299. our home life. Whatever.
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300. Sure.
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301. But not now. She's sick.
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302. - They call yet?
- No, not yet.
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303. I thought they'd call by now.
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304. They said they'd call when
they want us to come down.
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305. Look, I'm gonna call them.
Where's that detective's card?
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306. They said they'd call.
I don't want to bother them.
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307. I'm not gonna let you just wait here.
I'm gonna call them.
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308. Hello. Hi, Detective Piersol?
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309. I'm on hold.
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310. She is? Then maybe you can help me.
This is Dr. La Penna.
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311. I'm calling for Jennifer Melfi.
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312. The rape. Right, Detective Piersol
was gonna call...
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313. when you were ready
for us to come down.
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314. What? Why not?
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315. What's going on?
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316. - Why? That's ridiculous.
- What happened?
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317. It isn't Piersol.
She's moved.
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318. She never said anything.
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319. You just let him go?
Are you fucking crazy?
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320. Yes, I do need to use
this kind of language!
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321. - I don't care if you're sorry.
- Richard.
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322. Fine, you do that.
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323. You haven't heard the end of this.
I'm contacting my attorney. Asshole!
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324. - What?
- Chain of custody was mishandled...
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325. so they let him go.
- They let him go?
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326. Somebody misplaced
the evidence kit or something...
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327. I don't know what they did,
those idiots!
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328. Is he just out until the trial?
I can identify him.
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329. It's a legal thing. I think they
just have to let him skip.
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330. That's impossible. You misunderstood.
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331. Give me the phone.
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332. - I told you what he told me.
- Before or after you cursed at him?
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333. - Give me the phone. I'll call them.
- All right. I'll call.
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334. Detective Lindheim, please.
Yes, I'll hold.
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335. Now it's not even the same cop.
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336. Hello. Dick La Penna again. I want to
apologize for losing my temper.
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337. Could I please have the phone?
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338. Just a second.
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339. Hello? I'm sorry, I don't
understand what's going on.
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340. I don't know what you people did,
but I can identify him.
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341. I don't know what to say. I'm stunned.
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342. They had to let him go...
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343. because they fouled up
the chain of custody.
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344. What am I gonna do?
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345. You're gonna have someone
escort you to your car.
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346. - What's that supposed to mean?
- That's what the counselor told me.
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347. Deserted garages are
where attacks happen.
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348. You think this is my fault.
Do you blame me for what happened?
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349. I told you to call security
when it's late.
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350. It wasn't late.
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351. - This isn't doing any good.
- Let me tell you something.
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352. If I hadn't have been on the
phone with you...
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353. maybe I would've seen
that guy in the stairwell.
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354. - What?
- You and your hard-on about my patient!
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355. So it's my fault?
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356. You should've seen your face...
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357. when you heard that that shitbag
that raped me had an Italian name.
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358. You're the one who told
them he was Puerto Rican.
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359. What difference does it make?
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360. Are you so ashamed
of your background...
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361. that any misdeed by an Italian
somehow damages your self-esteem?
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362. This is so misdirected.
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363. The whole fucking world's
about your self-esteem.
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364. Or maybe you don't have enough.
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365. Jennifer, come on.
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366. Fuck you, Richard.
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367. Jen!
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368. How's Ralphie? With you over him?
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369. He busts balls.
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370. He played like it was his idea
for me to be Aprile crew captain.
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371. What is he gonna do?
Tony cut off his cazzi.
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372. Very prudently. Not that you
ain't gonna hear more later.
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373. Most of the conversation
was about Johnny moving.
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374. Ginny told Gabriella
she needs a big house.
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375. Ginny Sacrimoni?
What she needs is her own zip code.
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376. Jersey's a small state.
She moves in, she could tip it over.
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377. I like something to grab onto.
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378. You grab onto her,
your hands will disappear.
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379. - She's so fat, her blood type is Ragú.
- When she goes camping...
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380. bears hide their food.
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381. When Ginny hauls ass,
she's gotta make two trips.
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382. Two guys could fuck her at
the same time and never meet.
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383. Johnny!
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384. - Fuck who?
- What?
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385. What's so funny?
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386. Nothing. We're just talking
about a girl.
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387. Is that all you do,
is talk about cooze?
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388. When we're not planting potatoes.
Welcome. You wanna drink?
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You don't keep up with events?
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390. - What?
- It's all over 1010 WINS.
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391. It's right there in front of you.
Turn it up.
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392. After years of planning and delays,
there's good news for Newark.
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393. Coming from the Passaic River where
Assemblyman Ronald Zellman...
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394. held a press conference to
announce the release of $25 million...
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395. in state and federal funds.
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396. 25 million.
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397. The time has come to return Newark
and its waterfront to its past glory.
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398. By the year 2003, this long-neglected
stretch of riverfront...
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399. will be alive with condominiums,
film studios and public parks.
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400. A self-perpetuating revenue base.
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401. The $100 million Newark Museum
of Science and Trucking...
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402. will serve to make this the
attraction of the area and beyond.
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403. This fucking busted valise,
he's worth every cent of his cut.
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404. Fucking dry wall contracts alone.
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405. Thank you very much.
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406. Jen, can I come in?
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407. I'm sorry.
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408. I'm just so frustrated.
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409. We both are.
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410. I just want to go find that bastard
and kill him with my hands.
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411. And I could and I would. But I can't.
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412. They'd put me in jail,
that's how things are.
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413. I know.
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414. - You said Satriale's at 1.
- So now you know how it feels.
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415. I know why I'm here and I apologize.
I won't let it happen again.
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416. Don't step in that, that's
my mother's flowers.
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417. Let's go.
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418. I asked you to
watch out for Jackie, Jr.
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419. I said, "Don't let the kid
get involved in this."
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420. I hear about a joint,
and Jackie's a part of it.
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421. He only drove. I said I was sorry.
Let me tell you, he was an asset.
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422. He pissed on the car seats,
but he handled himself very good.
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423. You listening?
Leave him out of it.
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424. He begged me for a taste.
He's the heir apparent.
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425. I don't want him mixed up in this.
I promised his old man.
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426. - But it's all right for me?
- I didn't say that.
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427. What did you say? The life's good
for me, but not for Lord Fuckpants?
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428. Look, he's not suited to it.
He's not like you. Like us.
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429. Kids today, they're bored,
they're spoiled.
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430. - I promised his old man.
- What? You promised him what?
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431. I don't know.
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432. I was his best friend.
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433. Don't bust my balls.
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434. I gotta go make a stop in Nutley.
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435. Come here.
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436. I love you.
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437. You're a good boy.
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438. Lord Fuckpants? Whose moniker is that?
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439. I'm not sure it is a moniker.
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440. Hi. Come on in.
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441. Jesus. What's the other guy look like?
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442. That must have been some accident.
What happened?
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443. Someone ran a stop sign on
Eisenhower Parkway.
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444. - It was one of those things.
- I know a woman with one leg.
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445. Terrible thing.
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446. Last time we met we talked about
getting you into behavioral therapy.
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447. I brought a couple of things
for you to look at.
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448. "Feel the Fear and Do It Anyway."
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
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449. The title leaves something
to be desired.
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450. It's okay, it's just your...
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451. It's okay. I'm sorry. Sorry.
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452. You want me to?
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453. - It startled me, that's all.
- Maybe you came back too soon.
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454. - It's better for me to be busy.
- Right.
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455. I'm okay. Really.
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456. And I appreciate your concern.
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457. That's what's wrong with the world.
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458. An innocent person is minding
their own business...
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459. and some fucking asshole comes out
and smashes into them.
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460. - You can't control everything.
- You can get pissed off.
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461. And then what? Lose control?
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462. You direct your
anger where it belongs.
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463. You have panic attacks.
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464. Panic occurs when feelings of anger,
revenge, whatever, overwhelm you.
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465. That's where behavioral therapy
comes in.
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466. It can teach you to control
those triggers.
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467. How do you get people
to do what you want?
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468. You tell your mother it's
hers anytime she wants it.
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469. - How was your cousin's shower?
- It sounded like a bunch of screaming.
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470. I wondered whose Z24 was in
the driveway. You get a car?
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471. Yeah.
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472. Where did I put the sleeves
to that samovar?
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473. - You want anything? A Coke?
- No, I'm set, Ton.
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474. I heard Ralph Cifaretto
got passed over.
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475. You heard about what? Who?
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476. I'm saying that was probably smart.
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477. - He's kind of a cool guy...
- That's none of your concern.
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478. You were going to college.
I hear shit from Chris?
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479. - You didn't talk to Chris. Shit.
- That's right.
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480. I promised your dad.
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481. Don't make this hard.
I got a son to bust my balls.
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482. I'm home!
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483. Ma?
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484. Hey, Jackie. What are you doing here?
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485. I'm waiting for you.
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486. What? No hello?
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487. I need $200 to put in
my student account.
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488. We haven't talked for weeks.
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489. I look forward to total
independence, believe me.
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490. African-Americans go to Columbia.
Some are my friends.
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491. My ass. On my couch, watching TV
with his shoes off with you?
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492. Meadow, when did you get here?
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493. See you. Say hi to your mom.
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494. Come into the city, we'll do sushi.
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495. I won't say anything.
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496. You just remember
what we talked about.
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497. I'll have a chicken avocado wrap,
no dressing. And a Coke.
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498. One number three,
dressing on the side.
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499. Thanks.
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500. Excuse me. Wait a minute.
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501. Let go of me! Let the fuck go of me!
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502. - We don't wanna continue. Give us leg.
- What leg?
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503. Don't do this to me.
Don't push me to edge. Repent!
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504. Motherfucker, do you know
who my brother is?
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505. - Mother, what did you say?
- Mother...
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506. Those records were all I had of my
mother. What could they mean to her?
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507. - Are you people really so callous...?
- Fuck you. You are callous.
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508. AH!
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509. Oh, my God! Help me, please!
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510. AH!
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511. I felt such a sense of relief.
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512. I felt safe for the first time
since it happened.
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513. Empowered.
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514. The vending machine?
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515. My guilt for putting myself
in harm's way.
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516. I read about that too,
that honeymooner...
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517. who rocked a vending machine
and it fell on him and killed him.
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518. The dog though, I don't know.
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519. The forbidden part of your psyche,
murderous rage.
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520. Yeah, but at first I thought
he was after me.
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521. The door said, "Danger."
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522. Actually, no, it said, "High Voltage.
Call NJGE Before Digging."
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523. "Jersey Gas and Electric."
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524. - Was Richard anywhere in all this?
- No.
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525. Oh, my God. The dog.
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526. - What?
- A rottweiler, Elliot.
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527. Big head. Massive shoulders.
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528. Descendent of the dog used by
the Roman armies to guard their camps.
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529. - I didn't know that.
- Digging?
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530. Who do I dig with?
And who's dangerous?
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531. Who could I sic on that son of a bitch
to tear him to shreds?
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532. OH.
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533. Let me tell you something.
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534. No feeling has ever been so sweet
as to see that pig beg...
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535. and plead and scream for life.
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536. Because the justice system
is fucked up, Elliot.
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537. Richard's got his attorney
looking into this at $300 an hour.
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538. Meanwhile, that
employee of the month cocksucker...
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539. is back on the street,
and who's gonna stop him? You?
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540. Jennifer...
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541. - Civilization...
- Don't worry.
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542. I'm not going to break
the social compact.
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543. But that's not saying there's not a
certain satisfaction in knowing...
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544. that I could have that asshole
squashed like a bug.
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545. If I wanted.
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546. What happened?
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548. I can't drive.
And they broke three ribs.
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549. What did I tell you? I told you
not to mess with those people.
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550. I was supposed to be married
at this point.
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551. - Yeah? So?
- The man I loved died.
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552. This is all I fucking need.
Thanks, Janice.
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553. - What?
- What do you mean?
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554. They slapped my sister around.
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555. I have to get payback.
It's always something.
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556. Every time I hear your voice,
I know it's gonna cost me.
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557. Time. Money. You never do anything
to simplify my life.
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558. I stole a woman's prosthetic leg.
When did I get like this?
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559. - You really wanna know?
- When Richie died.
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560. Till that time, I was functioning
at a very high level.
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561. There's only one trajectory for me.
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562. Really?
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563. - God.
- You see what I mean?
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564. All this soul-searching,
it's always on my dime.
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565. I've hit bottom, Tony.
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566. But it's odd because
I feel born again in the Lord.
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567. HMM.
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568. And I prayed to God
and I asked him...
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569. to forgive Svetlana
for what she's done.
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570. We've been here before. With Vishnu
and Richard-fucking-Alpert...
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571. and the Coyote Spirit.
You know what it always spells?
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572. Trouble for the rest of us.
So put your fucking clothes on.
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573. Seriously. I gotta get out of here.
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574. I give myself up utterly
and totally to God.
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575. If this is the bottom.
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576. If not...
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577. You can go now.
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578. Billing needs to see you.
Follow the blue line.
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579. Carmela.
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580. - Gorgeous as ever.
- My God, this house.
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581. You already got one.
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582. Move to Jersey, but maybe take
a little bit of a halfway step?
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583. Fucking wife of mine.
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584. Gentlemen.
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585. "What we do in life
echoes in eternity."
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586. He's obsessed with Gladiator.
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587. Come on, it's a great fucking film.
"Strength and honor."
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588. Scotch and soda. Long as you're
on the way to the bar.
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589. Ball breaker.
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590. J & B, right, Ton?
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591. T, what do you think
a place like this...
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- Who gives a shit?
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593. Landscape alone's gotta be
100, 150 G's.
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594. - To keep up this lawn...
- Property taxes. Gotta pay those.
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595. Taxes.
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596. Use the money to
fix air traffic control?
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597. We should fight terrorism.
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598. How about that stampede in
Zimbabwe? Soccer game.
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599. No assigned seating. Always a problem.
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600. You're not using the cane anymore.
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601. Been making my list.
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602. Even bought a little notebook.
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603. Good. That's good.
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therapy idea. You got a point.
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605. I could use some help with a few
things. If they can help me there...
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606. I should go there.
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607. No.
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608. You sure about that?
Because the last couple of times...
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609. I've been getting the feeling
that you're giving me the boot.
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610. OH!
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611. What's the matter?
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612. Hey, come on.
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613. What did I do?
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614. Come on, huh?
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615. Hey, Hey, Hey.
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616. Come on.
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617. Now, what did I do? What's the matter?
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618. Tell me. What's the matter?
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620. We'll do this.
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621. Go.
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622. It's just my knee.
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624. What?
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