1. a guy that really understands
you people. And that really frightens me.Copy !req
2. Hey, while there have been some turnover
in the elite teams of last year...Copy !req
3. one thing remains consistent,
the Eagles.Copy !req
4. The Cowboys have remained
fairly healthy this year...Copy !req
5. - Come on, don't answer it. You just got in.
- I have to. It's football season.Copy !req
6. Oh, come on. There is no game tonight.Copy !req
7. - Paulie, what's up?
- Forget that betting.Copy !req
8. - I was making cheese dogs for you.
- Why, what's going on?Copy !req
9. Okay.Copy !req
10. All right.Copy !req
11. I'll be there.Copy !req
12. Chrissy!Copy !req
13. Plus it was a bitch
getting off of work tonight.Copy !req
14. - Adriana, I think this could be it.
- What?Copy !req
15. He told me to look sharp and
meet him at Modell's in half an hour.Copy !req
16. He told me to shine my shoes.Copy !req
17. Oh, my God. Christopher!Copy !req
18. Find me a shirt and tie to go with this.
Not the camellia. Paulie's got one just like it.Copy !req
19. I can't believe it. I mean,
I knew it would happen, but...Copy !req
20. So now can we get out of here, you know?
Get a big loft, maybe?Copy !req
21. - You're giving notice today.
- You wish.Copy !req
22. The wife of a made guy doesn't hostess.Copy !req
23. I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
24. - I love you, Christopher.
- You better.Copy !req
25. - What?
- I don't know.Copy !req
26. You getting called like this and
going off all happy. I worry, that's all.Copy !req
27. You've seen too many movies.Copy !req
28. - How you doing, kid?
- Good.Copy !req
29. No, no, no. Ride up front.Copy !req
30. Where we going?Copy !req
31. You look good. Shoot your cuffs.Copy !req
32. Where we going, Sil?Copy !req
33. Here he is.Copy !req
34. So this is it.Copy !req
35. All right.Copy !req
36. He sat on one ass cheek
the whole way over!Copy !req
37. - Too many fucking movies, that's his problem.
- Bullshit, I sat funny.Copy !req
38. All right. Let's get started. Come on.Copy !req
39. All right, finish up over there.Copy !req
40. All right, you know
why we're here.Copy !req
41. So if you've got any doubts or reservations,
now's the time to say so.Copy !req
42. No one will think any less of you.Copy !req
43. Because once you enter this family,
there's no getting out.Copy !req
44. This family comes before
everything else. Everything.Copy !req
45. Before your wife, and your children,
and your mother and your father.Copy !req
46. It's a thing of honor.Copy !req
47. And God forbid, if something happens
and you can't earn...Copy !req
48. we'll take care of you,
because that's part of it.Copy !req
49. If you got a problem,
you just gotta let somebody know.Copy !req
50. This man right here,
he's like your father.Copy !req
51. It doesn't matter if it's with
somebody here or on the outside...Copy !req
52. you bring it to him, he'll solve it.Copy !req
53. You stay within the family.Copy !req
54. All right, give me your hand.Copy !req
55. Okay.Copy !req
56. That's St. Peter, my family saint.
Now, as that card burns...Copy !req
57. so may your soul burn in hell
if you betray your friends in the family.Copy !req
58. Now rub your hands together like this
and repeat after me.Copy !req
59. - May I burn in hell...
- May I burn in hell...Copy !req
60. if I betray my friends.
if I betray my friends.Copy !req
61. Congratulations.Copy !req
62. Beautiful.Copy !req
63. - My fucking heart's still pounding.
- You been doing good with the sports book.Copy !req
64. - Yeah, it's been good.
- I'm gonna give it to you, my boy. It's yours.Copy !req
65. - I was wondering what it was gonna be.
- You're a made guy now.Copy !req
66. It's your turn to make some real money,
and I get to relax a little.Copy !req
67. Your only problem in life now is you give me
10 points of your take every settle-up day.Copy !req
68. Other than that, you got no problem.Copy !req
69. My only problem in life? I gotta kick
my points to that man over there.Copy !req
70. And onward goes this thing of ours.Copy !req
71. When you think of all the headaches
most human beings have in life...Copy !req
72. ours are all boiled down to only one.
Not a bad deal, huh?Copy !req
73. You got it.Copy !req
74. Only thing, there's a six-G
minimum every week.Copy !req
75. I gotta get something out of this.
But six grand, that could be a lot or a little.Copy !req
76. Depends on you, and how
much you grow the business.Copy !req
77. I love you, Paulie.
We're in it together now.Copy !req
78. I love you too, kid.Copy !req
79. Anything on the Riverfront Esplanade project
in Newark?Copy !req
80. My guy says the matching funds
are this close.Copy !req
81. The development agency, they added plans
for a Newark Museum of Science and Trucking.Copy !req
82. More cement. More everything.Copy !req
83. Answer the fucking thing.Copy !req
84. So you feeling okay?Copy !req
85. Oh, you mean about my mother?
Well, I mean, what're you gonna do?Copy !req
86. - You pick up the pieces and go on.
- I meant your spells.Copy !req
87. They're not spells.Copy !req
88. How do you know about that in New York?Copy !req
89. Everybody knows.
There's nothing to be ashamed of, Tony.Copy !req
90. - For chrissakes, Julius Caesar was an epileptic.
- I'm not an epileptic.Copy !req
91. Whatever it is, you gotta take care of yourself.
It's your health.Copy !req
92. - Is the psychiatrist helping?
- Oh, you know about that too.Copy !req
93. So what?
There's no stigmata these days.Copy !req
94. My kid saw a shrink. He got
court-ordered for that thing with his wife.Copy !req
95. - They're very happy now.
- Whatever happened to privacy?Copy !req
96. Our family's been doing our Jersey business
a long time with the Sopranos.Copy !req
97. In a peaceful and profitable way.
And I wanna keep it like that. Take care of this.Copy !req
98. - All right, Carmine.
- Why fuck around? Be a better friend to yourself.Copy !req
99. I will.
I appreciate your concern. Really.Copy !req
100. Jayne was determined to bust
into the business, so to speak.Copy !req
101. Hollywood folklore has it that she
called Paramount Pictures and said:Copy !req
102. "My name's Jayne Mansfield
and I wanna be a movie star."Copy !req
103. Nowadays you get a dial tone.
But back in 1954...Copy !req
104. You got a phone call
from some young kid.Copy !req
105. - Drew. Asked when you were coming home.
- How'd he sound?Copy !req
106. Like he was about 15 years old.Copy !req
107. - Wait. Is that your so-called fiancé?
- He's 19, actually, and he can go all night.Copy !req
108. When are you going back to Seattle,
Janice?Copy !req
109. It depends on how long it takes
to settle Ma's estate.Copy !req
110. Estate? A falling-down house
and some old-lady underwear.Copy !req
111. - Sad, isn't it? What it all comes down to.
- Janice, you know how much we love you.Copy !req
112. And you know how much
we love having you around.Copy !req
113. But there's a whole big house over there.
And I know you want maximum value.Copy !req
114. So maybe for security reasons, or so it don't
fall into disrepair, you could stay there.Copy !req
115. I been thinking the same thing.
I just don't wanna push Svetlana out.Copy !req
116. Yeah, well, I talked to her. She's moving out
tomorrow, maybe the next day.Copy !req
117. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
118. Great.Copy !req
119. I better go pack.Copy !req
120. Jesus Christ. Let me come around.Copy !req
121. How you doing, Roy?Copy !req
122. Congratulations.Copy !req
123. Hector, large Old Blue Eyes for this
gentleman. Soft drinks of choice.Copy !req
124. Look.Copy !req
125. - Take away Tony Soprano, he's a zero with shoes.
- He's wearing a stripe now.Copy !req
126. - My uncle Richie was gonna...
- Yeah, but he never did.Copy !req
127. - Chris. My propers.
- Dino.Copy !req
128. Hey, Benny.Copy !req
129. Congratulations.Copy !req
130. - When'd you get out, Benny?
- D.A. tossed it. The witness bailed.Copy !req
131. - So, Jackie, how's Rutgers?
- Fuck that. I'm dropping out.Copy !req
132. Come on. "Boola Boola."Copy !req
133. We were just talking about our former
alma mater. They got the coffeehouse.Copy !req
134. It's a pure cash operation.
And the beauty part is...Copy !req
135. I mean, who's gonna stop you?
Kids? Campus security?Copy !req
136. What are you telling him about that?
That's ours.Copy !req
137. - Watch where the fuck you're going!
- Kiss my ass!Copy !req
138. Take that shit outside!
Don't disrespect the pizza parlor.Copy !req
139. - Fucking asshole! I know where you live!
- You hear what I said?Copy !req
140. Yo, it was good talking to you, Chris.
Keep Dino in mind.Copy !req
141. I don't wanna sound like an asshole, but
I can't be seen in a place like this anymore.Copy !req
142. All right.Copy !req
143. This has gotta start showing results
or end.Copy !req
144. Now, I talked to a business associate,
a man I respect, about these panic attacks.Copy !req
145. Enough fucking around.
Enough money in your pocket.Copy !req
146. What's the story here?Copy !req
147. The latest treatment of Panic Attack
Syndrome is a three-pronged approach.Copy !req
148. So it's a syndrome?Copy !req
149. Medication to treat the depression,
psychotherapy...Copy !req
150. and cognitive behavioral therapy.Copy !req
151. We've got you on medication.Copy !req
152. If you feel you're ready,
you could see a behaviorist.Copy !req
153. - You mean talk to somebody else?
- You seem unhappy with my approach.Copy !req
154. If you're really ready to commit
to mental health, I say great.Copy !req
155. Let's get going, I'm ready to help.Copy !req
156. But we'll have to delve deeper. Focus.Copy !req
157. This latest incident, for starters.Copy !req
158. All right. Fine.Copy !req
159. My daughter brought home a black.Copy !req
160. They were on the couch, watching TV.
Snuggling.Copy !req
161. And?Copy !req
162. And she went upstairs, and I had a
frank conversation with Buckwheat.Copy !req
163. You know? I told him to stay the fuck
away from my daughter.Copy !req
164. And she came downstairs and they left.Copy !req
165. And then you had the attack?Copy !req
166. Well, no, not right then. I went to the kitchen
to fix a sandwich, I opened the cabinet...Copy !req
167. I saw a box of Uncle Ben's rice.
Boom!Copy !req
168. I see. The rice logo.Copy !req
169. The first onset of hyperventilation,
that occurred upon seeing the rice?Copy !req
170. No, no. I was taking the capocollo
and shit out of the fridge.Copy !req
171. I'm thinking when you first came here,
the panic attack with ducks...Copy !req
172. as I remember it,
you were grilling meat, weren't you?Copy !req
173. The memory on you.Copy !req
174. - Sausages, wasn't it?
- Sausages. Steaks. Yeah.Copy !req
175. Let's get back to that capocollo.Copy !req
176. I gotta take that. My busy season.Copy !req
177. Yeah?Copy !req
178. Fifty?Copy !req
179. That's pretty rich for one game.Copy !req
180. All right. If he's good for it, take it.Copy !req
181. But keep me posted on Duke-Wake Forest.Copy !req
182. All right.Copy !req
183. Sorry.Copy !req
184. Where were we?Copy !req
185. The connection between
your anxiety attacks and meat.Copy !req
186. Right.Copy !req
187. What was it again?Copy !req
188. Closing Ohio State, guys.
They're kicking off.Copy !req
189. - Who you like? Iowa?
- No difference, as long as it pays out.Copy !req
190. Chris, fuck. Oregon vs. USC?Copy !req
191. See, I told you we should have
fucking laid off some of that action.Copy !req
192. Spread's 11. Oregon's down by 12,
they're on the 45-yard line, no timeouts.Copy !req
193. Oregon's got an
All-American fucking field-goal kicker.Copy !req
194. Why didn't somebody tell me?Copy !req
195. - See?
- And it's good!Copy !req
196. Forty-three yarder.Copy !req
197. USC, that spread could've opened at 18,
fucking top-10 team!Copy !req
198. Even so, we should have laid off some
of the action. Paulie did it all the time.Copy !req
199. You see him here?Copy !req
200. What's the matter with you people?
You deaf? Answer the fucking phones!Copy !req
201. - Minor setback, that's all.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
202. - The frost is on the pumpkin.
- Supposed to warm up again.Copy !req
203. Good football weather.Copy !req
204. Mom said to tell you she's waiting for the meat.Copy !req
205. - Did Jackie Jr. show yet?
- I don't know.Copy !req
206. - Little fuck promised his mother he'd be here.
- Watch your language in front of my kid.Copy !req
207. Probably keeping a booth warm
at the O.F., him and Dino Zerilli.Copy !req
208. What's Jackie Jr. doing? I promised his
old man I'd try to keep him out of this shit.Copy !req
209. - He's the heir apparent.
- Not this kid.Copy !req
210. Do me a favor. You watch out for Jackie, okay?Copy !req
211. You ought to turn that one link there.Copy !req
212. Little setback, huh?Copy !req
213. Ro, your kid's late.
He's being rude, he should be set straight.Copy !req
214. He'll be here. I paged him.
Honey, the poor kid lost his dad.Copy !req
215. I lost mine when I was 6.Copy !req
216. Ralph had to drop out in the 11th grade
to raise his brothers and sisters.Copy !req
217. You'd never know it.Copy !req
218. I'm Satan to this kid,
just because I'm in love with his mom.Copy !req
219. - What are we talking about?
- Hey, A.J. The cheerleaders. Any hotties?Copy !req
220. There's no cheerleaders
for freshman ball.Copy !req
221. These are Mario Batali's string beans,
with Parmesan.Copy !req
222. - You are very late, young man.
- It's me.Copy !req
223. - Meadow! Hi, babe.
- Who is it?Copy !req
224. - It's Meadow. What are you doing?
- Nothing. What's going on there?Copy !req
225. - Well, Sunday dinner.
- Yeah?Copy !req
226. - You wanna talk to your father? He's outside.
- Burning a cross?Copy !req
227. I'm not sure I know what you're driving at,
but I know now is not the proper time.Copy !req
228. - Here, your brother wants to talk to you.
- No, I don't.Copy !req
229. - Hello?
- Hey. What's up?Copy !req
230. - Everybody's here. It's really boring.
- Is that Jackie?Copy !req
231. It's not him. It's Meadow from school.Copy !req
232. Hold on, call waiting. Hello?Copy !req
233. - My mother there?
- Yeah. One minute.Copy !req
234. Aunt Ro? Yeah, I gotta go.Copy !req
235. Thank you.Copy !req
236. - Jackie, where are you?
- I can't make it.Copy !req
237. - We're all waiting. You promised.
- Fuck it.Copy !req
238. The way he talks to me...Copy !req
239. You know what? I'll bring it up to Tony,
maybe he'll talk to him.Copy !req
240. Paulie?Copy !req
241. What time is it?Copy !req
242. That's almost all of it. Warren
probably told you about Oregon-USC.Copy !req
243. - This is unacceptable.
- It's $4000, Paulie.Copy !req
244. - I'll have the rest in a couple days.
- I thought I made myself clear.Copy !req
245. Fucking college ball.
But I learned a valuable lesson.Copy !req
246. I'm not running a school here, kid.Copy !req
247. Paulie, this is me.
You know I'm good for it.Copy !req
248. Don't fucking drag in our friendship.
This isn't about that. You work for me.Copy !req
249. - Yeah, I want to...
- Just shut your mouth and listen.Copy !req
250. I'll give you a few days...Copy !req
251. but it'll cost you another two G's
as a reminder not to fuck it up.Copy !req
252. I make myself clear?Copy !req
253. And don't give me the malocchio.
I'm not the one with the short bag.Copy !req
254. Any word from your Ivy Leaguer?
And how's Carm with the empty nest?Copy !req
255. What empty? Meadow's always home
with laundry or hauling food out.Copy !req
256. All that talk, she didn't go far.Copy !req
257. We created too nice a home life.
They don't wanna go out in the world.Copy !req
258. But, hey, if they're closer to us than we
were with our parents, is that bad?Copy !req
259. - What time is it?
- I'm here, aren't I?Copy !req
260. - Out of respect to my father.
- I gotta make two phone call.Copy !req
261. Sit down.Copy !req
262. - You want something to eat?
- I'm not hungry.Copy !req
263. That's too bad. I said lunch meeting.Copy !req
264. You want a drink?Copy !req
265. Lose the glasses.Copy !req
266. I'm gonna say a few things.Copy !req
267. I'm gonna say some bad words,
and you're just gonna have to deal with it.Copy !req
268. Now, I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking I clipped your uncle.Copy !req
269. On the one hand, you'd be a shithead
to believe me when I told you I didn't do it.Copy !req
270. But I didn't.Copy !req
271. And I got some bad news for you.
Look at me.Copy !req
272. Look at me.Copy !req
273. - Your uncle was a rat.
- No fucking way!Copy !req
274. Sit down. Sit down. Sit the fuck down.Copy !req
275. Your uncle was a rat, and now he's
in the Witness Protection Program.Copy !req
276. - That's my father's brother you're talking about.
- I'm a member of your family, almost.Copy !req
277. You think I'm the only one
that knows this about Richie?Copy !req
278. You ask anybody. This hurt all of us.Copy !req
279. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
280. Your dad and me,
you know how close we were?Copy !req
281. He never wanted this for you.
He wanted you to be a doctor.Copy !req
282. Give me a fucking break.Copy !req
283. Let me tell you something. Besides
the money, doctor's a very powerful position.Copy !req
284. I'm no doctor.Copy !req
285. You know how hard you have to work
to get your MD? How many years it takes?Copy !req
286. I was even thinking maybe osteopathy,
but I don't think I have the grades for that even.Copy !req
287. You're not gonna drop out of Rutgers,
are you?Copy !req
288. No. But those fucking premed courses
almost killed me.Copy !req
289. I only did it because my dad was sick.Copy !req
290. But you should know,
he never wanted this life for you.Copy !req
291. And I'll tell you something.
I don't want it for my son either.Copy !req
292. Hut!Copy !req
293. Come on! Let's go, I wanna see
you hit them! Get off the ball!Copy !req
294. Fourth and three and this cetriolo
is going for it? With that offensive line?Copy !req
295. And why's my kid still sitting on the bench?Copy !req
296. The coach will let him in. Freshman rules,
they all get to play one quarter.Copy !req
297. Pucillo in for Sposato!Copy !req
298. Hey, Pucillo played already! Put my kid in!Copy !req
299. It's the rules.Copy !req
300. Hut!Copy !req
301. I told you they wouldn't make it.Copy !req
302. Are you fucking crazy, ref?
Are you fucking crazy? What?Copy !req
303. What did you say? No!
Come here and say that to me!Copy !req
304. - Romano. The periodontist.
- Get off the field, you asshole!Copy !req
305. I'll rip your fucking heart out!Copy !req
306. - Look. Anthony's going in.
- All right, A.J!Copy !req
307. Okay, defense, 41 stack.Copy !req
308. - A.J! Stick them, baby!
- Stick them! Do it!Copy !req
309. - Fumble!
- Fumble!Copy !req
310. Up! Up! Everybody up! Wait, get up.Copy !req
311. Red ball.Copy !req
312. It's A.J! Yeah!
Yeah! Good job, A.J!Copy !req
313. Good job, good job. Yeah!Copy !req
314. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
315. That's my son.Copy !req
316. You got a nose for the ball,
and that can't be taught.Copy !req
317. The defensive lineman, you gotta
have leverage and footwork.Copy !req
318. I remember staying after practice every day,
hitting that sled till my shoulder was raw.Copy !req
319. But then you gotta reward yourself.Copy !req
320. So I'll take you to Stewart's
and buy you some dogs.Copy !req
321. I just wanna go home.Copy !req
322. You should be riding high after what
you did on the field today. Come on!Copy !req
323. Wanna play some Nintendo? You and me?Copy !req
324. When are you gonna throw that
thing out the freaking window?Copy !req
325. - Why?
- Well, all right. Play Nintendo.Copy !req
326. Okay, let's go to Stewart's.Copy !req
327. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
328. - Yeah?
- I need you home, Tony, for dinner.Copy !req
329. - Now? It's our busiest season.
- I know.Copy !req
330. It's important with Meadow gone that we not
turn into a family who eats standing at the counter.Copy !req
331. All right. I'll be there.Copy !req
332. Pass the potatoes, please.Copy !req
333. Anthony? The potatoes?Copy !req
334. - Sorry.
- Every night.Copy !req
335. Go ahead. Pour yourself another glass.Copy !req
336. You need good bones
for those open-field tackles.Copy !req
337. So...
How was everybody's day today?Copy !req
338. Busy.Copy !req
339. So Nana was asking me today
where you might wanna go to college.Copy !req
340. - I don't know.
- West Point.Copy !req
341. - West Point?
- Yeah, that's what you said.Copy !req
342. - No, I didn't.
- You did. You were sitting right there.Copy !req
343. - You said either Harvard or West Point.
- No way I'd ever have said that. I'd never get in.Copy !req
344. - Can we eat with the TV on?
- No.Copy !req
345. I gotta take that. It's my busy season.Copy !req
346. - Yeah?
- Mom there?Copy !req
347. Hey, how are you?Copy !req
348. Is Mom there?Copy !req
349. - Yeah, she's here. How's school?
- Fine.Copy !req
350. Is Mom there?Copy !req
351. - Is that Meadow? Can I talk?
- Yeah, you can have her.Copy !req
352. Hello?Copy !req
353. Did you hear what happened
to Bobby Capodianco?Copy !req
354. I feel bad. Taking your old room.Copy !req
355. Don't worry about it.
You're all settled in.Copy !req
356. You could sleep in your mother's room.Copy !req
357. - Pass.
- Won't be for long.Copy !req
358. Bill's children going to live with their
mother, end of week. I stay with him.Copy !req
359. A few days is not a problem.
I'm glad I can help you out.Copy !req
360. God knows my brother used to sleep
like a fucking dead man in there.Copy !req
361. I'm sorry about how I behaved
at the cemetery.Copy !req
362. Janice. I cannot give records back.Copy !req
363. I wish you'd reconsider.Copy !req
364. I know Livia left no will,
but possession is 9/10 of law.Copy !req
365. Let's not descend into that.Copy !req
366. Feeling in me is,
she is not here to ask.Copy !req
367. I know. I'm sorry.
Just this is an emotional issue for me.Copy !req
368. I thought that if we had the chance
to talk one-on-one...Copy !req
369. I could make you understand
how much those records mean to me.Copy !req
370. Just promise me you'll sleep on it.Copy !req
371. It was that bird!
It was that fucking bird in the window!Copy !req
372. It was a coincidence.Copy !req
373. I was making good jack at that betting parlor!
I was in the zone. Now everything turns to shit?Copy !req
374. The bird thing is if it's in the house,
flapping around. And that's death, not bad luck.Copy !req
375. - Will your mother loan me the money?
- She's still paying for her hysterectomy.Copy !req
376. Where's that fucking bracelet I got you?Copy !req
377. Why don't you get rid of
that stupid fucking Range Rover?Copy !req
378. I'm sorry.Copy !req
379. Jesus-fucking-Christ.Copy !req
380. Janice! Janice! Janice!Copy !req
381. Janice? Janice!Copy !req
382. Fucking whore.Copy !req
383. May she burn alive.Copy !req
384. Hello.Copy !req
385. Hello, it's Svetlana.Copy !req
386. That slut sow stole my leg.Copy !req
387. - The fuck is this? You owe me $300!
- I ain't using. Chris, I got mugged...Copy !req
388. That's it! I want my money!
I want my money!Copy !req
389. Fuck!Copy !req
390. - Janice call yet?
- No.Copy !req
391. Hello, Tony.Copy !req
392. - How have you been?
- What is she doing here?Copy !req
393. She brings old leg.
Piece of shit, made in Russia.Copy !req
394. I have losted weight,
cannot wear it no more.Copy !req
395. Only an hour, then starts to hurt.Copy !req
396. - I'm getting married. Did you know?
- You told me.Copy !req
397. - Wish you all the best.
- She put into my Sprite three Halcyon.Copy !req
398. I miss you so much, Tony.Copy !req
399. Why don't we just stick to the subject?
Your cousin's missing a leg.Copy !req
400. $20,000. That's how much it cost,
leg she took.Copy !req
401. Flex foot, latest technology
with vertical shock pylon.Copy !req
402. Plus, calfskin boot.Copy !req
403. Kenneth Cole.Copy !req
404. You don't even want to talk to me anymore.
I don't see why we can't be friends.Copy !req
405. You know what? I don't even know what
I'm doing here, except you worked it this way.Copy !req
406. - We could have talked about this on the phone.
- I'm sorry, Tony.Copy !req
407. It's not your fault.Copy !req
408. Look, I'm sorry about your leg.Copy !req
409. I'll reach Janice.Copy !req
410. - Janice put any food in there?
- No, but I have orange juice.Copy !req
411. Plus there are two Miller Genuines.Copy !req
412. And your mother's meat delivery
still is coming every week.Copy !req
413. Southern California vs. Notre Dame.Copy !req
414. We're in Indiana, where we have
a perfect football afternoon.Copy !req
415. - See you next week.
- Thank you.Copy !req
416. Talk about good timing.
I was just gonna call you, Johnny.Copy !req
417. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
418. - Someplace we can talk in private?
- I'm kind of busy.Copy !req
419. Gonna call.Copy !req
420. Now you're busy.Copy !req
421. - Something I could get you, Junior?
- No, I'm good.Copy !req
422. It'll just take a minute.Copy !req
423. Anthony, I told you
to wait in the car!Copy !req
424. Listen to your old man, Anthony.Copy !req
425. So, what were you gonna call me about?Copy !req
426. I don't got it.Copy !req
427. Weasely son of a bitch!Copy !req
428. You got payments you can't make,
you come see me, work out a plan.Copy !req
429. - I swear, I got a vendor owes me $300.
- Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
430. Your wife's weekly order's all ready.
It's gotta be $30 worth of meat there.Copy !req
431. Capocollo, chops
and a beautiful standing roast.Copy !req
432. You gonna backtalk me?
Junior, get him over here.Copy !req
433. No, wait, please!
What are you gonna do?Copy !req
434. Anthony, what did I fucking tell you?Copy !req
435. What, your father never cut off
anybody's pinky?Copy !req
436. That's traumatic for anyone
to witness, much less an 11 -year-old.Copy !req
437. Actually, it wasn't.Copy !req
438. It was a rush,
if you wanna know the truth.Copy !req
439. - You want me to delve?
- Go on.Copy !req
440. Dinner's ready.Copy !req
441. Come here.Copy !req
442. Come on, I wanna talk to you.Copy !req
443. What you seen today, Anthony,
a very sad thing.Copy !req
444. You disobeyed your old man,
and I ought to give you the belt.Copy !req
445. But I gotta say that...Copy !req
446. a lot of boys your age would have
run like a little girl. But you stayed.Copy !req
447. I know you like Mr. Satriale.
We all do. He's a lovely man.Copy !req
448. The man is a gambler.Copy !req
449. He got over his head in debt.
He owed me money and refused to pay.Copy !req
450. He avoided me.Copy !req
451. That's why you should never gamble,
Anthony.Copy !req
452. What was I supposed to do?Copy !req
453. That's my livelihood.
It's how I put food on the table.Copy !req
454. You should never gamble, Anthony.Copy !req
455. Johnny, dinner's ready! Anthony!
Janice, turn that off.Copy !req
456. Let this be a lesson to you.Copy !req
457. A man honors his debts.Copy !req
458. Beautiful cut he sent.Copy !req
459. You like it standing
with the bone in, Lee?Copy !req
460. Look at those juices.Copy !req
461. Go, Wayne Newton.Copy !req
462. Can I have the end piece?Copy !req
463. Johnny, let's eat while it's still hot.Copy !req
464. You bet, baby. The lady loves her meat.Copy !req
465. Four stitches. Ruined dinner.Copy !req
466. - This was your first panic attack?
- Fainted, that's what my old man called it.Copy !req
467. Obviously, we've finally touched
on something here.Copy !req
468. What you witnessed that day,
where the meat came from.Copy !req
469. And your mother's great pleasure in it.Copy !req
470. It was the only time
she'd be in a good mood...Copy !req
471. when the weekly meat delivery
from Satriale's showed up.Copy !req
472. Or Fusco, the vegetable man, maybe.Copy !req
473. Probably the only time
the old man got laid.Copy !req
474. - Probably.
- Pretty sick, huh?Copy !req
475. Getting turned on by free cold cuts?Copy !req
476. Do you think that your mother
questioned why the meat was free?Copy !req
477. The meat that was going
into her children's mouths?Copy !req
478. I don't know. I don't wanna know.
I don't wanna think about any of this shit.Copy !req
479. I'm sure it was too much for you then
too. That's why you short-circuited.Copy !req
480. Puberty. Witnessing not only your
mother and father's sexuality...Copy !req
481. but also the violence and blood
so closely connected...Copy !req
482. to the food you were about to eat.Copy !req
483. And also, the thought that someday...Copy !req
484. you might be called upon
to bring home the bacon.Copy !req
485. - Like your father.
- All this from a slice of capocollo?Copy !req
486. Kind of like Proust's madeleines.Copy !req
487. - What?
- Marcel Proust.Copy !req
488. Wrote a seven-volume classic,
Remembrance of Things Past.Copy !req
489. He took a bite of a madeleine.Copy !req
490. It's a kind of tea cookie
he used to have as a child.Copy !req
491. And that one bite unleashed
a tide of memories of his childhood...Copy !req
492. and ultimately of his entire life.Copy !req
493. This sounds very gay.
I hope you're not saying that.Copy !req
494. No.Copy !req
495. Understanding root causes will make you
less vulnerable to future episodes.Copy !req
496. My fucking head is swimming here.Copy !req
497. We're gonna have to stop.
It's a lot to process.Copy !req
498. But we've made real progress today.
Good work.Copy !req
499. And I'd really like you to write down
any thoughts or associations.Copy !req
500. You see the left tackle?Copy !req
501. He fakes inside,
and then gets a spin move on the guy.Copy !req
502. Now he's charging the quarterback.
See?Copy !req
503. - I thought the tailback had it.
- You gotta keep your eye on the ball.Copy !req
504. The ball. That's what it's all about.Copy !req
505. - Okay, I'm going.
- Where?Copy !req
506. I gotta bring Med her biking shoes,
she's been missing my braciole.Copy !req
507. - Can I come?
- Hey, we're watching the game.Copy !req
508. I like going to the city.
I can catch the game in the car.Copy !req
509. It's nice he wants to visit his sister.Copy !req
510. - You're right. I'll get my shoes.
- Why don't you watch your game?Copy !req
511. What, I shouldn't go now?Copy !req
512. A.J., why don't you bring this stuff
out to the car?Copy !req
513. This is about Sambo, right?
I'm paying for that goddamn college.Copy !req
514. I don't know what's going on. But if you wanna
make a big scene at your daughter's new college...Copy !req
515. then comb your hair and come right along.
Embarrass her.Copy !req
516. Alienate her. Or better yet, cut her off.Copy !req
517. Let her drop out and go to a state
school. Or maybe move back in here.Copy !req
518. I was just trying to protect her from herself.
And I'll do that till the day I die.Copy !req
519. I'm not gonna tell you you can't come.
She's your daughter.Copy !req
520. I'll probably watch the game.Copy !req
521. Come on, find the open man!Copy !req
522. You gotta throw the ball.Copy !req
523. Let it rip, already!Copy !req
524. Garcia handing off
at the 40-yard line across to the 43.Copy !req
525. I got your favorite
Santa Barbara olives.Copy !req
526. Leave me the fuck alone.Copy !req
527. Chicken shit cocksuckers. Go for the touchdown.
I need another five points to cover the spread.Copy !req
528. Hi. Pardon me.Copy !req
529. Here she is. Come on. Meadow!Copy !req
530. We're here.Copy !req
531. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
532. - This is my mom and my little brother, A.J.
- Hey.Copy !req
533. - Dad didn't come?
- No, he didn't. Did you want him to?Copy !req
534. - Noah, would you mind?
- Noah told me what Dad said to him.Copy !req
535. - It's out in the open, so fuck this.
- Let's watch the latrine-lip.Copy !req
536. Oh, well, what'd Dad say?Copy !req
537. Anthony, would you go downstairs and
wait for me? I would like to talk to your sister.Copy !req
538. - Oh, I know what he said.
- Go.Copy !req
539. I'm always being sent away.
Why do I bother going anywhere?Copy !req
540. - What did your father say?
- Like he didn't tell you. Please.Copy !req
541. - Well, believe what you like...
- He called Noah things that are so ugly...Copy !req
542. I can't even repeat it.Copy !req
543. - You're right. There's no excuse.
- He's lucky I didn't punch his fucking lights out.Copy !req
544. - Because you're a civilized person.
- So this was gonna be a big drama?Copy !req
545. You wanted your father to come here for what?
To subject your friend to this again?Copy !req
546. Wait. So I'm in the wrong?Copy !req
547. The rest of the world
should work around...Copy !req
548. his racist, retrograde,
fucking-asshole personality?Copy !req
549. He comes from a place and a time
where he thinks it's in your best interest.Copy !req
550. New Jersey? The third millennium?Copy !req
551. Noah, I'm sure you must know
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
552. Coming from a racially-mixed marriage
must have been a difficult burden.Copy !req
553. Don't slam his family background.
Look what you wound up in!Copy !req
554. Noah, would you excuse us a moment?
I want a word with my daughter.Copy !req
555. I'm not going anywhere
unless she wants me to.Copy !req
556. It's okay. I'll be up in a little while.Copy !req
557. I would hate to think you're airing
your family's business in public.Copy !req
558. Noah's not stupid.
It took him a while, but he caught on.Copy !req
559. But he keeps his opinions to himself.Copy !req
560. Unlike some people,
he's brilliant and sensitive.Copy !req
561. I'll keep my mouth shut.Copy !req
562. Anything I say to you
or your father will just fuel this.Copy !req
563. I'm not gonna stop seeing Noah.Copy !req
564. I put your helmet in there and your padded
shorts. Though I'd rather you not bike in the city.Copy !req
565. If you must know, I'm going to
Litchfield, Connecticut...Copy !req
566. to the weekend home of Noah's
parents' friends, who work at NBC.Copy !req
567. - but Hegel is talking about...Copy !req
568. - Svetlana, get out here!
- Oh, hi.Copy !req
569. You must be the famous Bill.
It's moving day, huh?Copy !req
570. Oh, I didn't think you would have
the nerve to show your face to me.Copy !req
571. - Why? What happened? What's wrong?
- Don't bullshit me. Where is my leg?Copy !req
572. - Your leg? Oh, yeah, where's your...?
- I know you took it.Copy !req
573. That's preposterous.
What possible use would I have for it?Copy !req
574. Because you think that will make me
give records back, but you are wrong.Copy !req
575. If you see some karmic connection
between your taking my mother's records...Copy !req
576. and the disappearance of your leg, wow!Copy !req
577. The records return, and so does
the leg. I can see how you got there.Copy !req
578. I don't know how you can live with yourself.Copy !req
579. Bill, don't waste breath.Copy !req
580. This cunt is gonna be sorry
she ever fuck with me.Copy !req
581. You better hope you have all your shit
because I'm calling the locksmith.Copy !req
582. Doc. Where's Dino?Copy !req
583. - They got him for possession.
- Shit.Copy !req
584. What do you care?Copy !req
585. He mentioned that job over at Rutgers.
A coffeehouse.Copy !req
586. Coffeehouse, shit. We were gonna
jack a benefit concert there tonight.Copy !req
587. - Jewel and Amnesty International.
- You know the details?Copy !req
588. - Can you make it work without Dino?
- It was my fucking idea.Copy !req
589. I know this must be hard for you, Anthony.Copy !req
590. Your sister off at college,
you here at home all by yourself with us.Copy !req
591. But it won't be for long.Copy !req
592. Pretty soon, you'll be heading
off to college yourself.Copy !req
593. - I don't think I'm gonna go.
- What, college? Of course you will.Copy !req
594. I don't wanna talk about it right now.Copy !req
595. There's so many people there,
all smarter than me. A bunch of freaks.Copy !req
596. What?Copy !req
597. You're not excused!Copy !req
598. - You're punished!
- He's all right.Copy !req
599. Under no circumstances move this car
or your life will not be worth shit.Copy !req
600. - Get me Jewel's autograph.
- You're a good kid.Copy !req
601. I'll bring you her underpants.Copy !req
602. - All goes in there, no one gets shot.
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!Copy !req
603. - You're robbing a benefit concert.
- Is that all there is?Copy !req
604. I'll fucking blow your head off!Copy !req
605. - Most people used student cards.
- Hey! What's going on, you?Copy !req
606. Say one word on that fucking thing
and you're dead!Copy !req
607. Hit it!Copy !req
608. There's your money.Copy !req
609. - You ought to hit a tanning salon.
- I had a late night.Copy !req
610. You gotta give that shit a rest.
A man needs his seven hours to keep sharp.Copy !req
611. This was work. Little Jackie hyped us
to a score at Rutgers, not bad.Copy !req
612. What's the matter, Chrissy?
Tell Uncle Paulie.Copy !req
613. This being made isn't like I thought.
A lot of responsibilities.Copy !req
614. - Fucking A. What did you think?
- You're only as smart as the week's lines.Copy !req
615. One false move and you spend your time
chasing it, instead of making money.Copy !req
616. Welcome to the NFL, rookie.
Go home, get some sleep.Copy !req
617. Tomorrow's a new day.Copy !req
618. Sorry I'm late. I had to make a few stops.Copy !req
619. - Have a smelt.
- No.Copy !req
620. We had a very good week
this week, boss.Copy !req
621. - How's our little friend doing?
- He had a few knocks...Copy !req
622. but it came out all right.Copy !req
623. Wait'll he hears the policy
on newly-made guys.Copy !req
624. They're subject to strip search
for wires and shit.Copy !req
625. He'll love that.Copy !req
626. He had to augment his kick with a stickup
at Rutgers little Jackie put him onto.Copy !req
627. Jackie Aprile?Copy !req
628. - He did the thing in the papers?
- Don't worry. He was only the wheel man.Copy !req
629. - I told Christopher to leave him the fuck out.
- I'm just telling you what I know.Copy !req
630. Don't be too hard on Chrissy.
He's having a hard enough time as it is.Copy !req
631. Yeah, but what's wrong with the kid?
When's he gonna grow up?Copy !req
632. - Where's Soprano?
- Here.Copy !req
633. Guys, take a good look at Soprano here
and remember his performance last week.Copy !req
634. Soprano's on the sidelines three whole quarters,
waiting. But does his mind go soft?Copy !req
635. No. Does his fire go out? Heck, no.Copy !req
636. When the call came,
he brought his A game.Copy !req
637. This young man may have a big future.
He may be a leader.Copy !req
638. And that's what it takes. And that's
why I'm naming him defensive captain.Copy !req
639. All right! All right. So let's hit those showers,
one thought in mind...Copy !req
640. Soprano! Soprano, you all right?Copy !req