1. I gotta pee.Copy !req
2. The janitor leaves at 8.
You can wait 10 minutes.Copy !req
3. Now I gotta pee.Copy !req
4. Got it.Copy !req
5. This is the kid I told you about.
He needs to crash.Copy !req
6. He can get you a Glock 9.Copy !req
7. Welcome to the Boonton Holiday Inn.Copy !req
8. My name is Leena.
What's your name?Copy !req
9. - I probably shouldn't say.
- Mr. X, then.Copy !req
10. You'll be safe. Your Guido friends
would never look for you here.Copy !req
11. How do I open this door?Copy !req
12. Did you like the room?
Did you think it was nice?Copy !req
13. That's Sammy Kahn.
That's one of my favorites.Copy !req
14. I'll have the deposit to you,
end of the week.Copy !req
15. If you could transfer...Copy !req
16. We have a bigger sing
on Parisian Night, on Fridays.Copy !req
17. Oh, Madonna mia,
they don't eat snails, do they?Copy !req
18. No. Coq au vin, blanquette of veal...Copy !req
19. Ma? What's the matter?Copy !req
20. My son lets me live in a place
like this. He's such a good boy.Copy !req
21. Yeah, well, who's the queen, eh?Copy !req
22. Come on, now, dry those peeps.Copy !req
23. Listen to this. 19-year-old kid.Copy !req
24. He's coming out for the NBA draft
as a sophomore.Copy !req
25. He's dead. From crack.Copy !req
26. I was thinking about Ro.Copy !req
27. Jackie convinced her
he was just smoking marijuana...Copy !req
28. making C's in school.Copy !req
29. And he was dealing hard drugs.Copy !req
30. - You never know with your kids.
- It's like I said.Copy !req
31. Shit happens over drug money.Copy !req
32. Well, you tried, Tony, with that boy.Copy !req
33. Nice haul, cracking that strongbox.
Almost 100K.Copy !req
34. Where's my half? Fucking week now.Copy !req
35. Well, let's see.Copy !req
36. - After you kick up, you'll net...
- You my accountant?Copy !req
37. I'm better than nine-tenths
of your accountants.Copy !req
38. You're in arrears
in the respect department.Copy !req
39. - What?
- Your future stepson.Copy !req
40. Card game?
He pissed on your leg.Copy !req
41. Killed your dealer,
shot at made guys.Copy !req
42. You're talking shit
that's none of your business.Copy !req
43. And B: I'm gonna give that little fuck
ammazzare he'll never forget.Copy !req
44. - Soon as we locate him.
- He's in a housing project in Boonton!Copy !req
45. So this 50 G's,
you think you deserve it?Copy !req
46. Deserve, lo cazzo. It's my territory.Copy !req
47. - What?
- It's me.Copy !req
48. Uh... Tony.Copy !req
49. Tony.Copy !req
50. Tony, what is it?Copy !req
51. It's really Vito. You said to call.Copy !req
52. No, no, no. I'm not doing
nothing important right now.Copy !req
53. I'm watching a guy clean his
windshield. He's got a green hat on.Copy !req
54. It's that big?Copy !req
55. Some birds up ahead flying.Copy !req
56. Some weeds across the street.Copy !req
57. Well...Copy !req
58. - I can be there in a half-hour.
- I think I see a rabbit.Copy !req
59. I don't know what it is.Copy !req
60. - Maybe it's a possum.
- No, I'll see you then.Copy !req
61. Well, what can I do?Copy !req
62. To be continued.
Tony needs me.Copy !req
63. We'll work this out another time.Copy !req
64. Hello?Copy !req
65. Tony? It's me.Copy !req
66. - You shouldn't call me here.
- What else am I gonna do?Copy !req
67. - Don't say nothing.
- You gotta help me.Copy !req
68. - Talk to your stepfather.
- I can't talk to him.Copy !req
69. - Look, I'm in the...
- I don't wanna know.Copy !req
70. Call him, tell him to get you,
help you, whatever.Copy !req
71. Tony, please. I'm sorry.Copy !req
72. Don't hang up.
For my dad, if not me.Copy !req
73. He's been dead two years.Copy !req
74. The expiration date on your bullshit
was last week.Copy !req
75. When you did the same,
you got forgiven.Copy !req
76. Think about it. There's a difference.Copy !req
77. Don't call me.Copy !req
78. Mr. X, can you play chess?Copy !req
79. No.Copy !req
80. I can. My daddy taught me.Copy !req
81. Economic downturn,
that's all you hear. But not you.Copy !req
82. You got 300 G's of Esplanade green
grass being chauffeured home.Copy !req
83. Yeah. Good job.Copy !req
84. Jackie Jr. call you?Copy !req
85. - No, why?
- He called me.Copy !req
86. - I'm sorry.
- Don't apologize.Copy !req
87. I told him to take it up with you.Copy !req
88. Ton, what do you want me to do?
You're the boss...Copy !req
89. We talked about this.
You were gonna give him a pass.Copy !req
90. But he should know.Copy !req
91. You don't want to create
confusion, insubordination.Copy !req
92. But more important than the decision,
is that it happen in a timely fashion.Copy !req
93. But, fuck. Why am I telling you?
You know all this. You're a captain.Copy !req
94. Chain of command
is very important in our thing.Copy !req
95. - I'm sorry he called.
- Don't apologize.Copy !req
96. Imagine. Neither of you ever got a
passing grade on any geometry test...Copy !req
97. and then the midterm.Copy !req
98. Sister Agnes shared these with me.Copy !req
99. Both of you got 96 percent correct.
Remarkable.Copy !req
100. I'd like to call your parents
and share the news.Copy !req
101. Oh, you really don't have to.Copy !req
102. What do you want to tell me?Copy !req
103. If you cooperate now,
it'll be easier later.Copy !req
104. All we did was study hard.Copy !req
105. I don't have to waste my time
with you.Copy !req
106. It was your urines Mr. Lubimov
spent hours scrubbing.Copy !req
107. - Your DNA was an exact match.
- Oh, jeez!Copy !req
108. He peed first! I didn't even
have to pee till he did it!Copy !req
109. I could take another test,
you could watch.Copy !req
110. - He's back.
- Junior Soprano beat cancer?Copy !req
111. - As far as anyone can tell.
- This prick is laughing at us.Copy !req
112. - We get another crack at him?
- Judge sets a trial date in 30 days.Copy !req
113. Good.Copy !req
114. Tony?Copy !req
115. We had the lamp problem.Copy !req
116. Can't we use the nephew?
He's been made.Copy !req
117. What about what we did with Banners?Copy !req
118. Moltisanti is engaged. To a lovely
thing called Adriana La Cerva.Copy !req
119. Good.Copy !req
120. Would you ask Deborah
to come in, please?Copy !req
121. May I point out, all she's
done is background checks.Copy !req
122. Where'd you start?Copy !req
123. Deborah.Copy !req
124. How would you like a new best
friend for the next nine, 10 months?Copy !req
125. Ahhh.Copy !req
126. Let me put it this way:
How big can you make your hair?Copy !req
127. No! Your pawn can only move
two spaces on the first move.Copy !req
128. Sorry.Copy !req
129. There.Copy !req
130. - You're done for.
- We just started.Copy !req
131. Yeah, but the way
she's developing her knights...Copy !req
132. I win again.Copy !req
133. You should've played that out.Copy !req
134. That's the only way you gonna learn.Copy !req
135. I'm going to the park. To see Bruce.
You guys need anything?Copy !req
136. No, I'm cool.Copy !req
137. What are you laughing at?Copy !req
138. How could it be $3200?Copy !req
139. He said the transmission
was completely compromised.Copy !req
140. I never heard of that.
I want my guy to look.Copy !req
141. - I told him to go ahead.
- Call him back, tell him not to.Copy !req
142. Tell him we're picking up the car.Copy !req
143. Forget it, let him do it.Copy !req
144. - You're sure?
- What the fuck did I say?Copy !req
145. Look, Ro.Copy !req
146. I'm coming home late.
I got some shit I gotta do.Copy !req
147. The Super Bowl returns...Copy !req
148. How much? A dime? You got it.Copy !req
149. We're writing a lot of slips
on this game.Copy !req
150. I'm going to the betting parlor.Copy !req
151. I dreamt of that Lo Mein
all the way over here.Copy !req
152. Now, who came in here
and ate my shit?Copy !req
153. Not for nothing, T, but I think
you been wound a little tight lately.Copy !req
154. - It's Ralphie.
- That's what we got to talk about.Copy !req
155. He didn't pay the 50 G's he owes me
out of that check cashing store.Copy !req
156. - You lost me.
- I got an alarm guy I pay.Copy !req
157. I tip Ralphie's guys about the safe.
Gave them the codes.Copy !req
158. So Ralphie says the dough is his.Copy !req
159. - I'll talk to him.
- Fuck that.Copy !req
160. I told you this guy's no good.Copy !req
161. I need the money for my planning.
I want a sit-down.Copy !req
162. All right. Answer the fucking phone.Copy !req
163. Hello? Yeah.Copy !req
164. Carmela.Copy !req
165. Sounds like she's crying.Copy !req
166. Yeah?Copy !req
167. What?Copy !req
168. A permanent expulsion.
I prayed I would never see this.Copy !req
169. Even I got through school
without getting expelled.Copy !req
170. - Maybe it's a blessing.
- I don't see how.Copy !req
171. - The place was too easy.
- What? I got expelled.Copy !req
172. You got nothing to say
unless I ask a question!Copy !req
173. Tony.Copy !req
174. I work hard all day to pay for this
house, big-screen TVs, food...Copy !req
175. video games, all kinds of scooters
and bicycles, Columbia University...Copy !req
176. and for what?
To come home to this?Copy !req
177. Sucks to be you.Copy !req
178. My God, Tony!Copy !req
179. There's more where that came from!Copy !req
180. The counselor said it
was a cry for help.Copy !req
181. Come on!Copy !req
182. She recommended a school.
They have a psychologist on staff.Copy !req
183. - No. He's going to military school.
- What?Copy !req
184. - I got brochures.
- You got school brochures?Copy !req
185. From Janice. She was gonna
send Harpo, but it was too late!Copy !req
186. - I'm not sending him away.
- We're looking at those brochures!Copy !req
187. What is with you, Tony?Copy !req
188. Now, this I like:
"Highly-structured environment."Copy !req
189. Which one is that?Copy !req
190. H.M.I. Hudson Military Institute.
"Our Second Century of Excellence."Copy !req
191. - I never said I'd go.
- We're just looking.Copy !req
192. We're looking, and then you're going.Copy !req
193. - Here.
- Hello?Copy !req
194. Yes?Copy !req
195. Oh, hi, Marie.Copy !req
196. No.Copy !req
197. Oh, my God.Copy !req
198. - Where's Rosalie?
- She's right here.Copy !req
199. - She can't come to the phone.
- I'll come as soon as I can.Copy !req
200. - Oh, my God.
- What is it?Copy !req
201. Jackie Jr. was shot to death. At the
Boonton projects. By drug dealers.Copy !req
202. I'm going over to Rosalie's.Copy !req
203. You see?Copy !req
204. - Taco Bell.
- Hi.Copy !req
205. - Hey.
- There's something I gotta tell you.Copy !req
206. - I heard.
- How?Copy !req
207. Like Mom's not gonna tell me
you got expelled?Copy !req
208. Not that.Copy !req
209. - I heard you copped to everything.
- They had my DNA.Copy !req
210. Moron. It takes six weeks
to get DNA tests.Copy !req
211. Shit.Copy !req
212. - I gotta go.
- I didn't tell you yet.Copy !req
213. - What?
- Jackie.Copy !req
214. He was doing a deal
with some black dudes. They shot him.Copy !req
215. He's, like, dead.Copy !req
216. 22 years old,
living in a housing project.Copy !req
217. Imagine the shame for the family.Copy !req
218. Fortunately, they were no longer
boyfriend and girlfriend.Copy !req
219. - How's your daughter taking it?
- Not well.Copy !req
220. You certainly saw it coming
with this boy, didn't you?Copy !req
221. In the end, I failed him.Copy !req
222. What the fuck you gonna do?
World today...Copy !req
223. One thing. I won't make
the same mistake with A.J.Copy !req
224. He got expelled.
Him we're sending to military school.Copy !req
225. We never discussed exactly
what you want for your children.Copy !req
226. I don't want their faces blown off.Copy !req
227. You went into your father's business.Copy !req
228. I didn't have a choice.Copy !req
229. I try to give my kids
every opportunity.Copy !req
230. Meadow's going to Columbia,
for chrissakes.Copy !req
231. Wants to be some kind
of a professional woman.Copy !req
232. - Like you.
- A psychiatrist?Copy !req
233. And have to listen to guys like me
whine all day?Copy !req
234. She mentioned being
a pediatrician once.Copy !req
235. - You'd like that?
- I would like something like that.Copy !req
236. But the important thing
is she get far away from me.Copy !req
237. I mean, she could live close.Copy !req
238. I think I understand.Copy !req
239. - And your son?
- A.J?Copy !req
240. In my business? Forget it.Copy !req
241. He'd never make it.Copy !req
242. Your father and I have to drive A.J.
up to Hudson Institute.Copy !req
243. I'd feel much better if you were up.Copy !req
244. Jackie's dead, and you perseverate
on secondary schools?Copy !req
245. I was up half the night with Ro.Copy !req
246. This morning her sister and I made
all the funeral arrangements.Copy !req
247. A.J. doesn't have a school.Copy !req
248. He can't chat all day on the Web
with the other dropouts and flakes.Copy !req
249. You know, he's the first person
my own age that I knew that ever died.Copy !req
250. Well, he knew all the risks involved.Copy !req
251. What, the X?Copy !req
252. Half the kids I know take it.
They get it from someone.Copy !req
253. - It's not a thing you get killed over.
- Except he did.Copy !req
254. - Or not.
- Meaning?Copy !req
255. Look at who he grew up with.Copy !req
256. Look at who his father was.
Look at everyone we know.Copy !req
257. - Let's not get cute.
- When I'm being cute, I'll tell you.Copy !req
258. You liked Jackie, so you won't
believe it was his fault.Copy !req
259. So, like others, you look for bogeymen
with Italian names to blame.Copy !req
260. So whatever you're thinking, stop,
because that is not what happened.Copy !req
261. - Stealing an exam is a personal defeat.
- It was wrong.Copy !req
262. That sounds pre-programmed.Copy !req
263. Is that how you saw your future self?
A cheat?Copy !req
264. - No.
- How do you explain it?Copy !req
265. There's, like, academic pressure.
About getting into college.Copy !req
266. They're obsessed.Copy !req
267. With "like, academic pressure"?
Or academic pressure?Copy !req
268. There's all this pressure.
My parents too.Copy !req
269. My sister goes to Columbia
and my parents expect me to go.Copy !req
270. That's "stinking thinking."
Like with an alcoholic.Copy !req
271. - No one makes him drink.
- I'm not an alcoholic.Copy !req
272. How do we do things differently
than at your former school?Copy !req
273. - I don't know.
- I realize that.Copy !req
274. I'm about to tell you.Copy !req
275. At your school, and it's not
a bad one, you're right...Copy !req
276. there's too much emphasis
on what's good for you, John and Jane.Copy !req
277. Here, the higher good is of the Corps.
As Gen. MacArthur said:Copy !req
278. "The Corps, the Corps, the Corps."Copy !req
279. Now, how do we achieve this
revolution in thinking on your part?Copy !req
280. Cadet Corps has first call
0530 each day...Copy !req
281. march to first mess 0620...Copy !req
282. dorm inspection 0700,
classes 0800 to 1440.Copy !req
283. Athletic formation 1500,
except Thursdays, which is drill.Copy !req
284. 1900 to 2100 is evening study time.
Taps, lights out 2200.Copy !req
285. What's missing? Give up?
Television.Copy !req
286. - What's "0530" mean?
- 5:30 a.m.Copy !req
287. I outlined a blueprint
for self-discipline...Copy !req
288. that would take you through
your life, and that's your question?Copy !req
289. Why do guys in the Army, or spies,
use that "0" thing when they tell time?Copy !req
290. That'll be made abundantly clear.Copy !req
291. For now, we have an expression:
Keep it simple.Copy !req
292. Captain Delaunay?Copy !req
293. Give Mr. Soprano the T.O.I.
while I meet his parents.Copy !req
294. Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
295. I think Anthony could greatly
benefit from our program...Copy !req
296. which, as I candidly told him,
is very rigorous.Copy !req
297. Do you mind?Copy !req
298. I'll be very frank with you. I do not
agree with this hard-nosed discipline.Copy !req
299. The mothers seldom do.Copy !req
300. Wait till he starts
opening doors for you.Copy !req
301. Now, that would be a miracle.Copy !req
302. What about creativity?
Independent thought?Copy !req
303. I stressed heavily
notions of duty and groupthink.Copy !req
304. But I didn't mention the Army's motto
of today: Be an Army of One.Copy !req
305. Why be an army at all?
How about a veterinarian?Copy !req
306. Isn't there enough war?Copy !req
307. - Amputees? Horrible displaced...
- He's just gonna march a little bit.Copy !req
308. Don't get hung up on marching.
It's part of it...Copy !req
309. but it's nothing compared to
the mentoring and faculty involvement.Copy !req
310. Well, that sounds wonderful.Copy !req
311. We've created too many options
for our kids. They're confused.Copy !req
312. When things go wrong, we fob them off
onto the substance-recovery industry.Copy !req
313. This "army of one" thing. What happens
when each army of one decides:Copy !req
314. "Fuck it, I won't go
over the foxhole"?Copy !req
315. Or, "Let's shoot the lieutenant"?
Because they been told...Copy !req
316. you know,
"You're an army of one."Copy !req
317. Audie Murphy was an army of one.Copy !req
318. We're preparing him
for a military career?Copy !req
319. No. No.Copy !req
320. One day at a time.Copy !req
321. - You want to train him to be a killer?
- Will you stop? They're soldiers.Copy !req
322. - The Army hardly ever goes to war!
- They were marching with rifles!Copy !req
323. - They're symbolic!
- Symbolic of what?Copy !req
324. Respect!Copy !req
325. He will be disciplined by kids
hardly older than himself.Copy !req
326. Boys his age still kill frogs
and small animals.Copy !req
327. The Cusamanos' Binky? The bomb
with nails, you think it was A.J?Copy !req
328. No. That's what I am trying to say!Copy !req
329. He is still a child!
He's a normal child!Copy !req
330. He's made mistakes
and he's got a shitload to learn.Copy !req
331. That doesn't mean I'll let
you send him to a school...Copy !req
332. that scares him
into following orders!Copy !req
333. - He thinks the world owes him a living!
- What could have given him that idea?Copy !req
334. We tried it your way for 15 years.
Validating his feelings.Copy !req
335. That school did the same! He thinks
the world runs on his feelings!Copy !req
336. - He's gonna go learn to be a man!
- I will not send him to that place!Copy !req
337. Oh, no, fuck that! Allow me!Copy !req
338. Fuck!Copy !req
339. God!Copy !req
340. T!Copy !req
341. About the sit-down...Copy !req
342. Jesus Christ, can I bury
my best friend's kid?Copy !req
343. I am not ready for this.Copy !req
344. Okay, let's go. We gotta do this.Copy !req
345. Come here, you.Copy !req
346. Rosalie?Copy !req
347. Ro, honey? Hi, sweetheart.Copy !req
348. Ro, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
349. Lay some off.Copy !req
350. I'm so sorry about your brother.Copy !req
351. You remember my cousin,
Mackenzie Trucillo?Copy !req
352. Oh, my God.Copy !req
353. - Sweetheart, let's sit down.
- Come on, sit.Copy !req
354. - It's all right.
- Sit down.Copy !req
355. It's okay.Copy !req
356. A point and a quarter.Copy !req
357. Would you listen to me, Moose?
It's very simple.Copy !req
358. Look at this place.Copy !req
359. Two days before the Super Bowl
and nobody shows up.Copy !req
360. That's not true.Copy !req
361. You'd think I'd remember,
all my years married to Jack.Copy !req
362. What happened, Ton?
Vegas moving the line?Copy !req
363. Just make sure.Copy !req
364. Point and a half.Copy !req
365. Talk to you a minute?Copy !req
366. Russ? Mr. Cozzarelli?
My partner and I cut this.Copy !req
367. Devotional music. It's ragged,
it's a demo. Christian contemporary.Copy !req
368. I wish I had it for my mom's funeral.
Tommy Mottola at Sony...Copy !req
369. looks like he's gonna
offer us a deal.Copy !req
370. Listen, about Jackie.
And, you know, Ralph.Copy !req
371. How you handled it,
so it wouldn't stick to any of us...Copy !req
372. I'm only here out of respect to you.
But I'm sorry.Copy !req
373. And I appreciate you looking out for me.Copy !req
374. - Oh, yeah?
- You two were close, I know...Copy !req
375. No, you don't know.Copy !req
376. Anyway, what I said,
about not loving you...Copy !req
377. That's not how it is.Copy !req
378. Let's try it your way.Copy !req
379. I got here first? Cocksucker!Copy !req
380. Sit down. Relax, have a coffee.
He'll be here.Copy !req
381. Well, I think I got Ma situated.Copy !req
382. - The Brother Jobe Home?
- No, fuck that. We went there.Copy !req
383. Che puzzo, I almost gagged.Copy !req
384. We're gonna go with Green Grove.Copy !req
385. - On Tony's recommendation.
- I never did that.Copy !req
386. You did.
When you had your ma there.Copy !req
387. By the way, did she have
the Silver Bird package?Copy !req
388. I don't know.Copy !req
389. - It's the most expensive nursing home.
- It's a retirement community.Copy !req
390. The level of care. Ma was crying.Copy !req
391. - Eight grand a month?
- Who cares?Copy !req
392. You see a Seeing Eye dog here?
Cup full of pencils?Copy !req
393. I'm not trying to insult you...Copy !req
394. Be tough, but I'll figure it out.Copy !req
395. Worth every fucking penny.
I'm the hero now, boy.Copy !req
396. Thank you.Copy !req
397. - You're late.
- I can be on time...Copy !req
398. but you'll always be stupid.Copy !req
399. Hey, hey! Sit down!Copy !req
400. Sit the fuck down and shut up!Copy !req
401. - You want one of those?
- No.Copy !req
402. I was at my goomar's all night.Copy !req
403. Ro, with the grief, poor kid.
I can't get any sleep. It's incessant.Copy !req
404. So. Who wants to talk first?Copy !req
405. What's to talk about?
I'm owed that 50 G's.Copy !req
406. A fucking alarm code? 50 G's?
Five, tops. Maybe, as a finder's fee.Copy !req
407. The heist fell in your lap.Copy !req
408. You fuck those fat pigs
at the carpenter's union.Copy !req
409. Three mil a year from construction,
this family sees.Copy !req
410. All right, five's
a negotiating platform.Copy !req
411. Take it easy.Copy !req
412. It's not five, we all know that.
His guys did the heavy lifting.Copy !req
413. Little Paulie was good to go.
Fucking car never came.Copy !req
414. They left him waiting outside
his house like an asshole.Copy !req
415. Ralphie, give him 12K.Copy !req
416. - I can't believe this.
- Why not?Copy !req
417. - You believed a UFO was over Jersey.
- I won't tell you again!Copy !req
418. T, I'm asking you to reconsider.Copy !req
419. You requested a sit-down.
He heard you out.Copy !req
420. But Christ, I'm leaving
$38,000 on the table.Copy !req
421. Tony! I had to park the car
all the way over there.Copy !req
422. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
423. Miss? Where could I find
something more dressy?Copy !req
424. - Not evening, but muted?
- I'll go look.Copy !req
425. They have this great black
cocktail I saw over there.Copy !req
426. Those I have.
Thing is, it's for a funeral.Copy !req
427. - Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Yeah. Guy was, like, 22.Copy !req
428. Car accident?Copy !req
429. Actually, murder.
It was a cousin of mine.Copy !req
430. Last time I went to one, my boyfriend
bitched over what I wore.Copy !req
431. It was his boss' mother's wake.
I said, "You think Tony even noticed?"Copy !req
432. But he keeps on about everything.Copy !req
433. Oh, Madonna. Jesus...Copy !req
434. Me, too. I love Blahniks,
but they were killing me last night.Copy !req
435. I was gonna go to Starbucks.Copy !req
436. - So was I!
- Wanna go together?Copy !req
437. - Yeah.
- Great.Copy !req
438. - Blahniks are slim-line.
- I was dancing, my God!Copy !req
439. - I'll tell you, Jimmy Choos...
- Worse.Copy !req
440. - My name's Danielle.
- Adriana. Do you live in Nutley?Copy !req
441. If you're one of many
who suffer from erectile dysfunction...Copy !req
442. you know it's no laughing matter.Copy !req
443. Hey, I know this guy!Copy !req
444. - treatment is covered
by most medical plans.Copy !req
445. I'm Dr. Ira Freid,
of the Freid Medical Group.Copy !req
446. Be it Viagra, penile enhancement...Copy !req
447. Imagine?
Needing an operation like that?Copy !req
448. I can increase the length, girth and
vitality of what occurred naturally.Copy !req
449. My associates and I have offices
throughout the Tri-State area.Copy !req
450. Our discretion is assured.Copy !req
451. Ohhh.Copy !req
452. - Sergeant Bilko!
- Tony.Copy !req
453. You're right. I'm sorry.
But we shouldn't get too gloomy.Copy !req
454. My God, your dress grays.
You know what? You look very handsome.Copy !req
455. - She's right, you do.
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
456. No, I'm serious. Tight suit like that,
it shows off your lats.Copy !req
457. - Put on the hat.
- No way.Copy !req
458. Please? He looked cute
at the uniform company.Copy !req
459. You won't sew the hat.Copy !req
460. - Just put the hat on.
- No.Copy !req
461. What did you say?Copy !req
462. Now, look at that.Copy !req
463. I'm serious, you're impressive.Copy !req
464. If I wasn't already married...Copy !req
465. I look like a total jerk-off.Copy !req
466. You do not.Copy !req
467. What, are you crying?Copy !req
468. - I don't wanna go.
- You need toughening!Copy !req
469. Tony!Copy !req
470. - Stand up straight.
- I'm standing fucking straight!Copy !req
471. Hey, you keep it up, goddamn it!Copy !req
472. I think...Copy !req
473. Think the hat goes on the crook
of your arm here. Like that.Copy !req
474. You look good.Copy !req
475. Oh, my God!Copy !req
476. - Anthony!
- A.J! A.J!Copy !req
477. Get some water or something.Copy !req
478. My son...Copy !req
479. has panic attacks.Copy !req
480. Obviously, we can't send him
to military school.Copy !req
481. Pediatrician said.Copy !req
482. He's got that putrid
fucking Soprano gene!Copy !req
483. It's a slight tic
in his fight/flight response.Copy !req
484. It doesn't brand him as anything.Copy !req
485. You know, it comes down
through the ages.Copy !req
486. My great-great-great-grandfather
drove a mule cart off a road.Copy !req
487. He was taking valuable jugs
of olive oil.Copy !req
488. Probably was a panic attack.Copy !req
489. When you blame your genes,
you're blaming yourself.Copy !req
490. And that's what we should
be talking about.Copy !req
491. Fucking Verbum Dei school.Copy !req
492. It happened before,
but they didn't tell us.Copy !req
493. Idiot nurse diagnosed it
as dehydration from football practice.Copy !req
494. Can you believe
they didn't inform the parents?Copy !req
495. I'm not a litigious person.Copy !req
496. I prefer to resolve things directly,
but this time I'll sue!Copy !req
497. Well, that's your right.Copy !req
498. Anthony?Copy !req
499. - You don't understand.
- Make me understand.Copy !req
500. - We can't send him to that place.
- Yes?Copy !req
501. How we gonna save this kid?Copy !req
502. Your mother.Copy !req
503. - Come on, let's go.
- Silvio Manfred Dante?Copy !req
504. - At a funeral?
- Detective Filemon Francis.Copy !req
505. You're under arrest for violating New
Jersey penal code, promoting gambling.Copy !req
506. Every fucking Super Bowl,
the D.A. grabs a few headlines.Copy !req
507. Go ahead. Last year I made bail
so fast my soup was still warm.Copy !req
508. All right, come on. Keep moving.Copy !req
509. - Jesus Christ, you told me 11:00.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
510. Sorry, that's all I hear.Copy !req
511. Junior, look.Copy !req
512. Junior!Copy !req
513. Junior, don't leave me!Copy !req
514. "In certain hope of the resurrection
to eternal life through Christ...Copy !req
515. we commend to Almighty God
our brother...Copy !req
516. Giacomo Michael Aprile, Jr.Copy !req
517. We commit his body to the ground..."Copy !req
518. No!Copy !req
519. Why? Why Jackie?
Why my baby? Why?Copy !req
520. "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.Copy !req
521. The Lord bless and keep him.Copy !req
522. The Lord make his face
to shine upon him and be gracious.Copy !req
523. The Lord lift up his countenance
upon him and give him peace."Copy !req
524. Someone should go down to Artie's.Copy !req
525. Stop thinking, Ro.
Let's get you to bed.Copy !req
526. He opened up the restaurant for us.
All those people...Copy !req
527. - Was he dealing while you were dating?
- Mackenzie.Copy !req
528. - Shut your mouth.
- I was just asking.Copy !req
529. Oh, please. Okay?Copy !req
530. My brother's stupid, pathetic dream
was to follow our father's footsteps.Copy !req
531. I gotta paint a picture? He was killed
by a fat fuck in see-through socks.Copy !req
532. Take your pick, they all look alike.Copy !req
533. Actually, Kelli, you really
have no basis to say that.Copy !req
534. We used to joke around about
our families. What happened to you?Copy !req
535. I know this is a really painful
time for you, but...Copy !req
536. your brother's best friend
was an Israeli X dealer.Copy !req
537. - I met him.
- Wow! So it was international.Copy !req
538. Let's just drop it, okay?Copy !req
539. Yeah, right.Copy !req
540. If my dad still controlled crime
in North Jersey like your dad does...Copy !req
541. I'd want to drop it too.
But then...Copy !req
542. it might not have happened.Copy !req
543. Wait, this is way beyond.Copy !req
544. Our dads are in the garbage business.Copy !req
545. And they do brush up against
organized crime.Copy !req
546. But you think they control
every slimeball and illegal gun?Copy !req
547. The fact that you would say this in
front of an outsider is amazing to me.Copy !req
548. Jesus Christ, some loyalty?Copy !req
549. Their names etched in history.Copy !req
550. Their hands around football's most
revered trophy. Immortalized...Copy !req
551. - How are you?
- Good.Copy !req
552. - Want a drink?
- I gotta go. Ma's alone.Copy !req
553. He's serving a full dinner, huh?Copy !req
554. I'm done already.
It's good gravy today.Copy !req
555. Sad day.Copy !req
556. Huhh.Copy !req
557. Kid was always a dumb fuck,
wasn't he?Copy !req
558. Didn't he almost drown
in 3 inches of water?Copy !req
559. The penguin exhibit.Copy !req
560. Jack tried to lay Jackie's problems
on a learning disorder, but...Copy !req
561. Stupidity would be
a learning disorder.Copy !req
562. Look at this crappy turnout.Copy !req
563. If Jackie Sr. was boss, with a child
dead, this place would be filled.Copy !req
564. Flower cars up and down the block. No
matter what the boy had done. Now...Copy !req
565. Bobby says you're out from under
the house arrest. Congratulations.Copy !req
566. My lawyer was able to show
I'm not a flight risk.Copy !req
567. Flight risk. I been farting into
the same sofa cushion for 18 months.Copy !req
568. - RICO trial's coming.
- Least you're out.Copy !req
569. And eating regular food.Copy !req
570. The illness changed my viewpoint.
I'm gonna stop and smell the roses.Copy !req
571. We all should.Copy !req
572. I mean, what the fuck?Copy !req
573. In the museum of noses,
there goes the Mona Lisa.Copy !req
574. - Why are you out here?
- Ginny thinks I quit.Copy !req
575. Jesus Christ. Fucking underboss
of a Five Families family.Copy !req
576. Ginny can get heavy.Copy !req
577. - What's the matter?
- Nothing.Copy !req
578. You can tell Uncle John.Copy !req
579. Tony knows my mother's ill, then rules
against me in this Morristown shit.Copy !req
580. - Maybe you heard.
- I don't stick my beak in.Copy !req
581. Since Ralphie's bringing him
Esplanade scarole...Copy !req
582. Tony acts like I have a load
in my pants.Copy !req
583. - No.
- I'm not insensitive. I hurt too.Copy !req
584. - You think Tony plays favorites?
- What do I say to Ma?Copy !req
585. She thinks she's going
to this paradise.Copy !req
586. Same one his mother
stayed at for a year.Copy !req
587. Don't confuse money with care.
Look how he treated her.Copy !req
588. He's my dear friend, but come on.Copy !req
589. I just said that to Junior. That maybe
Tony don't respect the elderly.Copy !req
590. You said that to Junior?Copy !req
591. What are you making, minestrone?Copy !req
592. You know, Carmine sometimes
gets frustrated with Tony.Copy !req
593. And Ralphie. That generation.Copy !req
594. He thinks the Esplanade thing
wasn't handled right, risk-wise.Copy !req
595. How is Carmine?Copy !req
596. - He asks about you.
- Send my love.Copy !req
597. I will. They like hearing that.Copy !req
598. He's not well either, you know.Copy !req
599. If there's ever anything I can do,
anything, he shouldn't hesitate.Copy !req
600. I'll tell him.Copy !req
601. You okay?Copy !req
602. Yeah.Copy !req
603. You had a few drinks over there.Copy !req
604. We all could use it.Copy !req
605. I was thinking before.Copy !req
606. About what you once said.Copy !req
607. How you have to max out the good
times with the people you love.Copy !req
608. God, am I learning that
that is so true.Copy !req
609. Actually, your father said that.Copy !req
610. Anyway, when you see how people
deal with each other...Copy !req
611. - Even families. Like Jackie's family.
- What about them?Copy !req
612. Were never there for him.Copy !req
613. I mean, Aunt Ro's sweet,
but she's, like, hello.Copy !req
614. Uncle Jackie?Copy !req
615. So narcissistic.Copy !req
616. They let him do whatever he wanted.Copy !req
617. You'd ask, "Aren't you afraid
what your parents will say?"Copy !req
618. About whatever...Copy !req
619. And he would just go,
"They don't give a shit."Copy !req
620. But I think it hurt
his feelings inside.Copy !req
621. Well, I'm glad you see.Copy !req
622. Yeah, right. You're glad I see.Copy !req
623. You take this as an excuse
to get controlling.Copy !req
624. That is not what I'm talking about!Copy !req
625. What did I say?Copy !req
626. - You're out from under our roof.
- Then you'll use it against A.J.Copy !req
627. Against him?Copy !req
628. I'm sorry I said anything!Copy !req
629. Bearded stranger turns, rabbi goes,
"Don't touch me, I'm on disability!"Copy !req
630. They're back!Copy !req
631. Great fucking timing.Copy !req
632. - When did you get here?
- Just now.Copy !req
633. Come on, Junior, sing it!Copy !req
634. - Junior!
- Come on! Come on!Copy !req
635. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
636. What the hell?Copy !req
637. That's right!Copy !req
638. I beat cancer.Copy !req
639. Now I'm gonna beat the can.Copy !req
640. That's too high. Bring it down.Copy !req
641. What is this?Copy !req
642. - What's that?
- Cosmo.Copy !req
643. He's not bad when
he's had a few 'bucas.Copy !req
644. - He's shitfaced.
- And don't laugh.Copy !req
645. Opps, I did it again.Copy !req
646. Hold this.Copy !req
647. Yeah, yeah. I'm going, I'm going.Copy !req
648. Come here!Copy !req
649. Did you hear me?
I said come here!Copy !req
650. This is such bullshit!Copy !req
651. Meadow!Copy !req
652. Hey, guys. Let's go.Copy !req
653. Come on.Copy !req
654. - Back to school, I guess.
- Did you give her money for the bus?Copy !req
655. I don't know. She got her purse.
She'll be all right.Copy !req
656. Stand still. And be quiet.Copy !req
657. What's that mean? Cuore ingrato?Copy !req
658. Ungrateful heart.Copy !req