1. - I'm laying out. You coming?
- The UV index is ten.Copy !req
2. Jesus, we don't do anything.
We don't eat, we don't go out.Copy !req
3. - God knows, we don't do anything else.
- Is that all you ever think about, sex?Copy !req
4. All I ever think about?
You haven't fucked me in over a year.Copy !req
5. Blood sugar, I told you, the weight loss.Copy !req
6. Good. Fine! Skin cancer!Copy !req
7. What's up?Copy !req
8. - Thing we talked about at the wedding.
- Rusty.Copy !req
9. - You made the call to Italy.
- Our friend over there's gonna fit him for a suit.Copy !req
10. She's sending over two of her best tailors.Copy !req
11. - So I should meet 'em at the airport?
- No, they'll call you when they arrive.Copy !req
12. Now, you hook 'em up with a third party.
Get 'em some scissors.Copy !req
13. - This is smart, Tone, the more I think about it.
- Glad you approve.Copy !req
14. Anybody taking a look,
there's nothing linking us to it.Copy !req
15. - Good seeing you.
- There he is.Copy !req
16. Listen, come here a minute.Copy !req
17. - About the other day...
- I'm fine. A couple of stitches. You know.Copy !req
18. My fucking temper, you know?Copy !req
19. No, no. It's OK, really.Copy !req
20. Take it.Copy !req
21. Thanks.Copy !req
22. Look, Tone, I don't remember
slamming the refrigerator door,Copy !req
23. but Carlo told me and my dad, I never
should've raised my hands to you, I'm sorry.Copy !req
24. As long as you realise.Copy !req
25. It basically became the same thing every day.Copy !req
26. Coffee, couple lines of meth,
smooth that out with a shot of Jameson.Copy !req
27. And that was just to drive the kids to school.Copy !req
28. Then one day I fell asleep at work
and forgot about Gracie's recital.Copy !req
29. Human frailty. It makes me sick sometimes.Copy !req
30. - Chris, right?
- Should I know you?Copy !req
31. Kevin Mucci, Yonkers.Copy !req
32. - We met at the Trotters. Sal lacuzzo's cousin.
- Right. Hey.Copy !req
33. - Yonkers, what, are you lost?
- My ex's birthday at the Red Robin in Clifton.Copy !req
34. - I need a meeting to make it through that shit.
- I hear that.Copy !req
35. So I saw my cousin this week. It turns out
he ran into a friend of yours, the big guy, Vito.Copy !req
36. - And?
- He was in a fag bar, dancing with a guy.Copy !req
37. Get the fuck out!Copy !req
38. Right, Joey, use your head.Copy !req
39. - You are not gonna fucking believe this.
- Vito Spatafore's an ass-muncher.Copy !req
40. - What did you just say?
- I'm sorry, it's true.Copy !req
41. We ran into this kid.
Vito was spotted in a fag bar in New York.Copy !req
42. - He's a married man.
- With a goomah.Copy !req
43. All right, back up a second.
What did the kid say exactly?Copy !req
44. - The kid's cousin Sal lacuzzo.
- From Yonkers, I know him.Copy !req
45. Sal was at this place in the city,
supposedly on business,Copy !req
46. he saw Vito holding hands
with a guy in nipple rings.Copy !req
47. You're leaving out the best part.Copy !req
48. He wore a motorcycle outfit, like the guy in the
Village People, with the leather hat and vest.Copy !req
49. Chaps too.Copy !req
50. I don't know. Fucking slander, ask me.Copy !req
51. - Let's take this in the back.
- Yeah, that's what Vito did!Copy !req
52. You can go.Copy !req
53. If it was me this kid
was spreading rumours about,Copy !req
54. he'd have something up his own assCopy !req
55. and it wouldn't be no cock, either.Copy !req
56. That's the point, though.
This guy Sal, I know him.Copy !req
57. - He's a friend of ours.
- I fucking called it, long time ago.Copy !req
58. - You knew Vito was a ricchion'?
- Yes.Copy !req
59. - When?
- I never said it, but I knew.Copy !req
60. Get the fuck out.
Enough of this rush to judgment.Copy !req
61. For all we know,
this fucking Sal guy's got a hard-on for Vito.Copy !req
62. You think this is funny?
There's a man's reputation at stake here.Copy !req
63. A married man, with kids.Copy !req
64. That don't mean shit. Elton John was married.Copy !req
65. Yeah, Rock Hudson too. I think.Copy !req
66. So what do we gotta do,
actually see him take it in the ass?Copy !req
67. Get Vito on the phone.Copy !req
68. He called me the other night.
3:00 in the morning, after the wedding.Copy !req
69. And?Copy !req
70. Honestly, it was weird.
He wanted to know what was going on.Copy !req
71. He was fucking fishing, see if we heard.Copy !req
72. - Straight to voice mail.
- Tone, I mean, he represents us.Copy !req
73. I won't condemn him off the word
of some douchebag from Yonkers.Copy !req
74. - I could care less, basically.
- Yeah? Maybe you're a flambé.Copy !req
75. Fucking nauseating! It was up to me,
I'd drag Vito behind my fucking car right now!Copy !req
76. Take it easy, fucking Judge Roy Bean!Copy !req
77. One of my bar girls knows his goomah.Copy !req
78. We'll check with her.
Maybe she's seen him and knows where he is.Copy !req
79. Think about it, though, Tone.
Sudden weight loss.Copy !req
80. - AIDS?
- Nobody's got AIDS!Copy !req
81. I don't wanna hear that word in here again!Copy !req
82. Federal Prosecutor's office won't tell you
why your son's being held?Copy !req
83. Or where. It has been four days now
since he's been arrested.Copy !req
84. - We have no money for a lawyer.
- How did you hear about the centre?Copy !req
85. - You will write the...
- Habeas corpus? I'm not an attorney yet.Copy !req
86. I'm a volunteer assistant.
An attorney will file the writ.Copy !req
87. - He is a good boy.
- The FBI went to his school and took him.Copy !req
88. - This is America?
- It's not easy to be Muslim now.Copy !req
89. They wouldn't let Afaf skate at the rink
unless she removed her headscarf.Copy !req
90. - You're kidding me. Why?
- Insurance, they said.Copy !req
91. It might fall off and someone could trip.Copy !req
92. If she had been wearing a yarmulke,
it would've been a different story, you can bet.Copy !req
93. They're poor, hardworking people.Copy !req
94. - Finn, not eating?
- Coffee's good.Copy !req
95. The government
is completely fucking this family over.Copy !req
96. When could she use that kind of language
in this house with immunity?Copy !req
97. I'm telling Mom about people
that came into the office.Copy !req
98. Was it a crack whore trying to get
her kids back for the welfare money?Copy !req
99. It was a family from Afghanistan who fled
the Taliban and sweated out visa lotteriesCopy !req
100. in a refugee camp, and hold down three jobs.Copy !req
101. You think it's funny? The FBI snatched their
son like we're some third-world dictatorship.Copy !req
102. - Pretty scary.
- There must have been some reason.Copy !req
103. - Like he's a terrorist, maybe.
- 9/11, 9/11.Copy !req
104. Bush is using it to erode our constitutional
protections and you're falling for it.Copy !req
105. I voted for him.Copy !req
106. Right, you don't relate to black people
clinging to logs.Copy !req
107. You oughta chill out about some of this.Copy !req
108. Let me ask you something,
those two Arabs with the credit cards.Copy !req
109. - Fazool and whatever his name is.
- Yeah?Copy !req
110. Do you think there's a chance they could be...
I don't know, al-Qaedas, something like that?Copy !req
111. You know, at one point, it did cross my mind.Copy !req
112. Yeah, and?Copy !req
113. I don't think so.Copy !req
114. They're gun nuts, but the smaller guy, Ahmed,Copy !req
115. when those Danish cartoons got published,
he was upset, but at the protestors.Copy !req
116. He said he hated the cartoons, but that the
rioting would bring bad attention to Muslims.Copy !req
117. And the other guy, Mohammed, his brother's
a government interrogator in Lebanon or Syria.Copy !req
118. Plus Mohammed and his girlfriend have a dog,
a Springer spaniel.Copy !req
119. I'm gonna get a coffee.Copy !req
120. - Vito, what the fuck you doing?
- Tony's looking for you.Copy !req
121. - For me?
- He's been calling for fucking days.Copy !req
122. My goddamn phone. Jesus.
Everything all right?Copy !req
123. - You tell us.
- I'm good. Tell Tony I'll call him.Copy !req
124. It's better you come in.Copy !req
125. Sure.Copy !req
126. You go ahead and I'll follow you.Copy !req
127. - Where the fuck...
- What are you doing?Copy !req
128. Fucking finocch'!Copy !req
129. Lying piece of shit!Copy !req
130. Better not come around here no more!Copy !req
131. You speak Ital, right?Copy !req
132. Some friends coming over from Naples
paying a visit to a guy from New York.Copy !req
133. - Who?
- The little guy in Ozone Park.Copy !req
134. That's pretty high up.Copy !req
135. Provide 'em a couple of dumb gats,
guidance on where to find him.Copy !req
136. How do I get a hold of them?Copy !req
137. Just leave your phone on.
Part two when it's done.Copy !req
138. I hear fat Vito's been riding up
the Hershey Highway.Copy !req
139. - Where did you get that?
- Come on.Copy !req
140. Somebody started a joke. I won't mention
any names. There's no truth to it.Copy !req
141. It's a fucking captain you're talking about.Copy !req
142. People went to see him.
He was down the shore with his goomah.Copy !req
143. So it's bullshit, then?Copy !req
144. Soon as he saw 'em,
he took off like a bat out of hell!Copy !req
145. - You didn't hear it from me.
- It could be a mid-life thing.Copy !req
146. Sucking a cock?Copy !req
147. Mr Spatafore, hey.
Marie's still at the hospital with her mom.Copy !req
148. - Kids asleep?
- They went to sleep about an hour ago.Copy !req
149. Fuck!Copy !req
150. - Hi. How are you doing?
- I need a room for the night.Copy !req
151. - I don't have anybody down for a reservation.
- The sign said "Vacancy".Copy !req
152. We have rooms.
We usually don't get walk-ins. Come in.Copy !req
153. Glad to have you.
Slow here until the leaf-peepers show up.Copy !req
154. - Let me show you where...
- I want to go to my room.Copy !req
155. No problem. It's 140, breakfast included.
MasterCard or Visa.Copy !req
156. - I'll pay cash.
- Well, we accept that, too.Copy !req
157. But you can take care of it in the morning.Copy !req
158. I'm just beat, that's all.Copy !req
159. - My car broke down.
- On a night like this, too.Copy !req
160. My stepson runs the tow service.Copy !req
161. You want, early morning,
I can have your rig brought to the Mobil.Copy !req
162. Yeah?Copy !req
163. Black Cadillac. Route 228.Copy !req
164. This is for you.Copy !req
165. Have a good night.Copy !req
166. Franklin Pierce room.
Up the stairs, first door to the right.Copy !req
167. I was just over at the house.
Everything is gone.Copy !req
168. - Which house are you referring to?
- The spec house.Copy !req
169. The PVC, the shake roof shingles, even
that expensive lock on the shed is missing.Copy !req
170. That's awful, Mel.Copy !req
171. You don't know anything about this?Copy !req
172. - You left it there to rot.
- I don't believe this.Copy !req
173. - With my husband on his deathbed...
- Sarah Bernhardt.Copy !req
174. you picked through the place
like a vulture!Copy !req
175. You said you'd straighten out the permits
and you never did!Copy !req
176. - That is beside the point!
- What happened to my bundt pan?Copy !req
177. It was your fault the permits were denied!Copy !req
178. You're a broken record, for God's sake,
that's what you are!Copy !req
179. - Carmela, wait.
- No, let her go!Copy !req
180. I've had a lifetime of her bullshit!Copy !req
181. Gimme a coffee.Copy !req
182. - National directory. City and state?
- Peterborough, New Hampshire.Copy !req
183. The number for Angelo Di Piazza.Copy !req
184. - Double Z.
- No number listed, sir.Copy !req
185. - How about Roberta Di Piazza?
- Nothing for Roberta Di Piazza.Copy !req
186. - Nothing, sir.
- Could you try Roberta Spatafore?Copy !req
187. S-P-A-T-A-F-O-R-E.Copy !req
188. I don't have anything for that listing, sir.Copy !req
189. Look, I'm trying to find my cousin.
Could you search the whole state?Copy !req
190. Searching.Copy !req
191. I'm sorry, sir.Copy !req
192. - What's good?
- First time here, try the johnnycakes.Copy !req
193. - What's that?
- Pancake made with white cornmeal.Copy !req
194. New England specialty. Where you from?Copy !req
195. Scottsdale.Copy !req
196. Well, they're delicious.
Little butter, local syrup.Copy !req
197. - OK, and gimme some of them Jimmy Deans.
- Our sausages are made in-house.Copy !req
198. - How'd you guys make out in the storm?
- Lost our lights in the middle of Cold Case.Copy !req
199. We thought we were gonna have
to talk to each other or read a book!Copy !req
200. The usual, guys?Copy !req
201. - Are we boring?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
202. Here's your johnnycakes.
I gotta warn ya, they're addictive.Copy !req
203. They look good.Copy !req
204. - You want more coffee?
- No, I'm coffeed out.Copy !req
205. You don't say hello to your uncle?
- Hi, Uncle Sil.Copy !req
206. Well, he ain't gonna show.
I'll just leave him these.Copy !req
207. He said he'd be back from Vegas today.
I don't know.Copy !req
208. You and Vito,
how are things going with you guys?Copy !req
209. We have our ups and downs.Copy !req
210. - And in the romance department?
- Excuse me?Copy !req
211. What's this all about?Copy !req
212. - It's awkward.
- No offence, I don't want to talk about this.Copy !req
213. Vito's a good father and a loving husband.Copy !req
214. But his mind is elsewhere.Copy !req
215. He takes these unexplained powders.Copy !req
216. He's got a goomah. I know all about it.Copy !req
217. It's nothing. Forget about it.Copy !req
218. If you hear from him, tell him I brought him
some Blood, Sweat & Tears tickets.Copy !req
219. Backstage passes, too.Copy !req
220. I'm telling ya, my business,
I'm around a lot of women.Copy !req
221. That one ain't getting laid.Copy !req
222. - Hello.
- Vito?Copy !req
223. - You got him?
- Who?Copy !req
224. Put Vito on the phone, asshole.Copy !req
225. - Fuck you, motherfucker!
- Are you sucking his dick? Put him on.Copy !req
226. - How 'bout I kick your ass, you fucking faggot?
- Yeah, telephone tough-guy.Copy !req
227. - Put Vito on the phone!
- There ain't no Vito, man.Copy !req
228. - I found the phone on the side of the road.
- What?Copy !req
229. Hang on a second.Copy !req
230. Where'd you find the phone?Copy !req
231. Hello?Copy !req
232. - You motherfucker!
- What happened?Copy !req
233. Bob at the marina where Tony docks his boat
says he'll donate a sunset dinner cruise.Copy !req
234. I'd bid 300 for that.Copy !req
235. - I got seasick in Bermuda on one of those.
- Angie, finally.Copy !req
236. Sorry. I had these sales reps in my office.Copy !req
237. We're just going over the list for the silent
auction. We're up to about 7,500 bucks.Copy !req
238. - Good, Artie.
- Ladies.Copy !req
239. Again? Why not a live auctioneer?Copy !req
240. I got sea bream, beautiful.
Porcini-dusted ravioli...Copy !req
241. I hate to be a pain, but I gotta get back.
Can we just let him cook?Copy !req
242. Great, go for it.Copy !req
243. - Where were we?
- Jesus Christ. He's always interrupting.Copy !req
244. - People enjoy the silent auction.
- I thought our goal was to raise money.Copy !req
245. I say we get 'em liquored up,
let 'em tear each other's throats out!Copy !req
246. - Well...
- It's just an idea.Copy !req
247. Anyhow, put me down for $2,000 worth
of bodywork and/or paint.Copy !req
248. 2,000? Ange.Copy !req
249. So, did you hear about Vito and Marie?
Separated.Copy !req
250. Sorry, I gotta take this.Copy !req
251. - Hello?
- They were at the wedding. They seemed fine.Copy !req
252. - Is that a beautiful fish or what?
- For God's sake, all right!Copy !req
253. Can I just get some prosciutto melon to go?
I'm sorry, guys. I gotta get back.Copy !req
254. No, the quarter panel from the LeSabre, I said.Copy !req
255. You didn't know he was gay?Copy !req
256. Actually, I had him pegged
the whole time, but...Copy !req
257. - He a close friend?
- And he's one of my most valuable guys.Copy !req
258. He's ambitious, he's focused.Copy !req
259. When I was in hospital, he helped Carmela
tremendously when we were strapped.Copy !req
260. You've implied you have millions of dollars.Copy !req
261. Your hospital stay was actually that costly?Copy !req
262. Well, no, but...Copy !req
263. - Is that the issue?
- You tell me. What is the issue?Copy !req
264. He's a fag!Copy !req
265. And?Copy !req
266. - Now what am I supposed to do?
- About what?Copy !req
267. I know it. They're born that way, right?
It's not their fault.Copy !req
268. Frankly, I think they go about in pity
for themselves.Copy !req
269. I don't think they see it as a fault.Copy !req
270. In your circle, I'm sure you got all kinds of gaysCopy !req
271. and trans-whatevers of all stripes.Copy !req
272. But not where I come from.Copy !req
273. You personally...Copy !req
274. how do you feel about homosexuality?Copy !req
275. I find it disgusting.Copy !req
276. Men kissing men, holding hands in the street.Copy !req
277. Every fuckin' TV show now,
they rub your nose in it.Copy !req
278. Although, that...Copy !req
279. The lesbian thing with the...Copy !req
280. Jennifer Beals...Copy !req
281. it's not bad.Copy !req
282. Is she a dyke in real life?Copy !req
283. I don't give too much of a shit what people do
behind closed doors with consenting adults.Copy !req
284. Although, don't forget, I'm a strict Catholic.Copy !req
285. I agree with that Senator Sanitorium,Copy !req
286. who says, if we let this stuff go too far,
pretty soon we'll be fucking dogs.Copy !req
287. I hear a lot of ambivalence.Copy !req
288. This guy that got outed, look,Copy !req
289. the guys that work for me
are asking for head, his head.Copy !req
290. What the fuck?Copy !req
291. You know, him and me,
we're in the construction business.Copy !req
292. Some of these union old-timers,
the contractors,Copy !req
293. they're not gonna want to be seen with him.Copy !req
294. And I'm talking huge deals,
major fucking dollars.Copy !req
295. A lot of your circle must have done jail time.Copy !req
296. They can't be strangers
to male-male sexual contact.Copy !req
297. You get a pass for that.Copy !req
298. Well, that's nice.Copy !req
299. What are you gonna do?
There's no women there.Copy !req
300. You're there five, ten years.Copy !req
301. Just for the record,
my incarceration was very short-termCopy !req
302. so I never had any need for any anal...
you know.Copy !req
303. So this fellow who has been outed,
what's he saying?Copy !req
304. You think I'm lying, don't you?
About when I was in jail.Copy !req
305. I've given you no indication I think you're lying.Copy !req
306. What the fuck, I suppose...Copy !req
307. something inside me says, "God bless.Copy !req
308. "Who gives a shit?"Copy !req
309. I had a second chance. Why shouldn't he?Copy !req
310. Part of your new outlook?Copy !req
311. Maybe.Copy !req
312. I salute it, then.Copy !req
313. Tall fuckin' order, I'll tell you that.Copy !req
314. How so?Copy !req
315. You can talk about every day being a gift
and stopping to smell the roses,Copy !req
316. but regular life's got a way of picking away at it.Copy !req
317. Your house, the shit you own,
it drags you down.Copy !req
318. Your kids, what they want.Copy !req
319. One bad idea after another.Copy !req
320. Just trying to work a cellphone menu
is enough to make you scream.Copy !req
321. - There's some cold pasta.
- No, I ate already.Copy !req
322. What's all that?Copy !req
323. For the silent auction.Copy !req
324. My busy little beaver.Copy !req
325. Not really.Copy !req
326. Look, Tone, I haven't wanted to bug you,
but before you got hurt,Copy !req
327. you said you'd get that building inspector
to cut me some slack.Copy !req
328. Yeah, right right. I will, later.Copy !req
329. Come here.Copy !req
330. No, I'm still not ready for that.Copy !req
331. Last time I thought I tore something
from tensing my muscles.Copy !req
332. No, I got something for that scar.Copy !req
333. Vitamin E.Copy !req
334. My facialist said it will help get the red out.Copy !req
335. You were right about my uncle, Carm.Copy !req
336. All along.Copy !req
337. Doesn't give me any pleasure, believe me.Copy !req
338. I should have cut him out of my life.Copy !req
339. I brought this all on myself.Copy !req
340. You did not. Don't ever think that.Copy !req
341. All this, you never once said "I told you so."Copy !req
342. Accentuate the positive.Copy !req
343. I wanted you to get better.Copy !req
344. You know, my shrinkCopy !req
345. told me thatCopy !req
346. I stood by Junior through all his jealousy
and shitCopy !req
347. trying to prove I'm a good guyCopy !req
348. and that my mother
couldn't hate a good boy like that.Copy !req
349. Imagine laying next to a guy 15 years and all
the time he's been playing for the pink team.Copy !req
350. - Who told you? Tony swore me to secrecy.
- I'm not gonna burn my sources.Copy !req
351. Anyway, it's all over the place.Copy !req
352. Those children... Imagine when
they find out their father's a finocch'.Copy !req
353. She's such a bright girl, Marie Spatafore.
Think she and Vito had some arrangement?Copy !req
354. I just hope she gets herself tested.Copy !req
355. Still, Vito?
He'd be, like, the last one you'd suspect.Copy !req
356. Suspect of what?Copy !req
357. Such a young lady!Copy !req
358. She's working two jobs. Days she's interning
at Gendler, Lookstein, Abruzzo & Abruzzo.Copy !req
359. - What about Vito?
- Nothing. Him and Marie are having problems.Copy !req
360. - I can probably guess.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
361. - I'm not going first.
- Do you know something?Copy !req
362. He is possibly gay.Copy !req
363. Finn saw him giving some guy a blow job.Copy !req
364. - What?
- When Dad got him that job in construction,Copy !req
365. Finn showed up early one morning
and saw Vito going down on a security guard.Copy !req
366. - My God!
- He saw this?Copy !req
367. - He had Finn all freaked out.
- Why didn't you say something?Copy !req
368. Because Vito warned Finn not to.Copy !req
369. - You gotta hear what Meadow told us.
- Mom!Copy !req
370. The cat's out of the bag, Meadow.Copy !req
371. It's Dr Yank 'em, the painless dentist.Copy !req
372. - How you doing, kid?
- Hey, Tone.Copy !req
373. Unfortunately, Finn here's got
some bad news, so listen up.Copy !req
374. Sit down.Copy !req
375. Tell 'em what you saw.Copy !req
376. Don't be scared, it's all right.Copy !req
377. Good morning.Copy !req
378. Let me ask you a question.Copy !req
379. Before he cornered you in the porta-potty,
when the security guard was sucking him off...Copy !req
380. - One sec, it was the other way around.
- What?Copy !req
381. Vito was blowing the security guard.Copy !req
382. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
383. Catchin', not pitchin'?Copy !req
384. - He's not gonna know I told you?
- You ain't gonna have no problem from Vito!Copy !req
385. - What are you gonna do?
- It'll be OK. Get him to pay for some therapy.Copy !req
386. Look, why don't you...Copy !req
387. go out front, get yourself a sandwich?Copy !req
388. Any kind you like. Soda.Copy !req
389. When we're done here,
somebody will take you back. All right.Copy !req
390. I wanna kill the fat faggot myself.
Be a fuckin' honour!Copy !req
391. Cut off his pisciatil' and feed it to him.Copy !req
392. - There can be no mistake now.
- I can't believe I stuck up for him!Copy !req
393. - I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart.
- We can't have him in our social club.Copy !req
394. - I mean, that much I do know.
- Social club? He's gotta go!Copy !req
395. - I wanna think about it.
- Yeah, I don't know.Copy !req
396. - What the fuck? What is there to think about?
- Sit down.Copy !req
397. Fuck that! I'll say it again!
What is there to think about?Copy !req
398. You gonna take care of his kids
after he's gone?Copy !req
399. It's true. They didn't do nothing.
Poor little guys.Copy !req
400. Now, sit down.Copy !req
401. I'm sorry if I yelled, T.
It's just, how much more betrayal can I take?Copy !req
402. Vito, a fag!Copy !req
403. Big construction tycoon!Copy !req
404. Tone, when he was talking about "greasing
the union," who knew that's what he meant?Copy !req
405. All right, this stays in these four walls.Copy !req
406. Am I understood?Copy !req
407. - Phil, my God.
- You poor kid.Copy !req
408. I know. I can't believe it myself.Copy !req
409. I keep waiting for him to call. How long am I
meant to tell the kids he's away on business?Copy !req
410. Fuckin' shitbag. I get my hands on him,
I'm gonna tear him limb from limb.Copy !req
411. - Don't say that.
- You're my cousin he married.Copy !req
412. Making a mockery of the whole sacrament.Copy !req
413. But what do we really know?
I mean, maybe there were signs, but...Copy !req
414. Vito Spatafore is a good man
and he's a wonderful dad.Copy !req
415. Somebody sees something one time
and he's tossed aside like garbage?Copy !req
416. That's why I'm here, honey.Copy !req
417. There was confirmation through the grapevine.
Vito was seen in a car with a man.Copy !req
418. I don't want to get graphic beyond that.
The idea of it repulses me so much.Copy !req
419. What confirmation? Who?Copy !req
420. - The witness has no reason to lie.
- No...Copy !req
421. We can't be in denial no more,
much as we love him.Copy !req
422. Where do you think
he might have gone, honey?Copy !req
423. So we can get him back here,
get him to do something about it.Copy !req
424. - Excuse me, Angie here?
- In the office.Copy !req
425. We can get you anything you want,
sweetheart, air bags, chrome rims.Copy !req
426. - Hi.
- Carm, hi.Copy !req
427. Sorry, am I interrupting? I'm here for
the free bodywork certificates for the auction.Copy !req
428. - That's right.
- But if you're busy...Copy !req
429. This'll just take another sec.Copy !req
430. OK, sure.Copy !req
431. They were doing something
behind closed doors.Copy !req
432. Angie's put money on the street.Copy !req
433. - How do you know?
- Angie told me.Copy !req
434. She didn't tell me.Copy !req
435. Probably cos of Tony. Maybe he didn't
want you to know that. Me and my big mouth.Copy !req
436. She's got enough money to do that?Copy !req
437. Well, she's pretty successful
with that body shop so...Copy !req
438. Our grandmothers did it.
Those were harder times, but a' salut', right?Copy !req
439. She was one of us,
now it's like she's one of them.Copy !req
440. - You wanted to see me, Tone?
- Yeah.Copy !req
441. Hey, Carlo.Copy !req
442. Sit down.Copy !req
443. I'm putting you in charge of
all construction business, replacing Vito.Copy !req
444. Holy shit!Copy !req
445. The guys respect you across the board,
you done real good with the ports.Copy !req
446. Thank you, Tone.Copy !req
447. Jeez, I don't know what to say!Copy !req
448. We'll have a drink.Copy !req
449. Congratulations.Copy !req
450. Listen, Tone...Copy !req
451. since you think enough of me to give me
this responsibility, I'll be the one to say it.Copy !req
452. All right, skip the preambles.Copy !req
453. The guys in Vito's crew say if he was to come
back, they'll refuse to take orders from him.Copy !req
454. They do?Copy !req
455. Not only that...Copy !req
456. a couple of the other captains
won't talk to him and I don't disagree.Copy !req
457. Paulie especially.Copy !req
458. Now that he's accepted it,
he's the most out for Vito's scalp.Copy !req
459. Yeah, you should hear him, Tone.
He's goin' fuckin' mau-mau on the subject.Copy !req
460. It's not their fucking decision
who they work with.Copy !req
461. Let me tell you something. Vito, through sheer
hard work, turned himself into my best earner.Copy !req
462. I don't even know if I'd have the new boat
without him.Copy !req
463. - He's a come-from-behind kind of guy.
- That's true, but...Copy !req
464. So I'm gonna burn that kind of dedication?Copy !req
465. Hard to believe I couldn't get something more
out of him if he came back.Copy !req
466. Stocks, offshore shit, I don't know.Copy !req
467. Well, these other guys feel
an effort should be madeCopy !req
468. to find him and put him down
for the honour of the family.Copy !req
469. Please...Copy !req
470. Certain people love the high drama -
like fuckin' high school girls.Copy !req
471. Others I could name, they just can't wait
to whack somebody, anybody.Copy !req
472. But some people feel
it's against our principles, Tony. A sin.Copy !req
473. Carlo, let's be honest with ourselves here.Copy !req
474. We all know Vito's not the first.Copy !req
475. We're gonna do great things.Copy !req
476. Jesus, thanks again, Anthony. Thank you.Copy !req
477. What?Copy !req
478. It's 2006.Copy !req
479. There's pillow-biters in the Special Forces.Copy !req
480. Let me just ask you, Tone.Copy !req
481. Sake of argument.Copy !req
482. Let's say he shows up.Copy !req
483. You gonna kiss this guy on both cheeks?Copy !req
484. Take Paulie, OK?Copy !req
485. You know perfectly well guys like him
never kick up their full per cent to you.Copy !req
486. You look the other way,
price of doing business.Copy !req
487. But you cut Vito slack now
that he's "out of the closet",Copy !req
488. just the excuse people need
to go off the reservationCopy !req
489. and start withholding serious money.Copy !req
490. Let me read in peace, will you?Copy !req
491. - Having fun with all this paper?
- I can't believe this is just one case.Copy !req
492. Rafaella Martino.
I'm the lead attorney on this mess.Copy !req
493. - Meadow Soprano.
- I'm Michael Kardish. I work with Rae.Copy !req
494. You came highly recommended. Columbia
Dean's List, volunteer at the Law Center.Copy !req
495. This is really interesting, too. It's different than
the kind of thing we see at the Law Center.Copy !req
496. - Clients there are so trampled and...
- Welcome to white-collar fraud.Copy !req
497. I need the e-mails from box 44 and 45,
July and August.Copy !req
498. - Pull them and leave them with my assistant.
- OK.Copy !req
499. Tony Soprano's kid.Copy !req
500. Building my lats back up.Copy !req
501. Did you talk to the building inspector
about my house?Copy !req
502. Shit, I forgot.Copy !req
503. The sorting's tedious, but some of the cases...
This guy was pretty clever, really.Copy !req
504. He set up all these phoney investment firms,
then just siphoned the money out. $80 million.Copy !req
505. Yeah, and he's out on bail.Copy !req
506. Look at my father's friend, federal marshals
dragging him out of his daughter's wedding.Copy !req
507. He hasn't even been tried yet.
You're innocent here until proven guilty.Copy !req
508. Yeah, but Johnny Macaroni
was indicted for murder.Copy !req
509. They couldn't let him stay 15 more minutes?Copy !req
510. You'd better put your pants on.Copy !req
511. You know why they did that.
To humiliate him in front of everyone.Copy !req
512. Metal detectors, frisking,
my father with the shoes.Copy !req
513. - It was pure harassment.
- The guy's lucky they even let him out.Copy !req
514. So white-collar criminals can destroy
people's lives and steal their pensionsCopy !req
515. and it's no big deal to you.Copy !req
516. You know what? Bad subject.Copy !req
517. - Let's talk about something else.
- No, let's talk about it.Copy !req
518. So we can stop with the macaroni cracks.
Weird, since you're part Italian yourself.Copy !req
519. - My dad is so deracinated...
- The way he prefers it.Copy !req
520. All those hysterical jokes
about Italian cheeses and smelly feet.Copy !req
521. - Why are you picking a fight?
- You're slamming my family. I don't know.Copy !req
522. This is good shit.Copy !req
523. Amazing.Copy !req
524. You weren't there
for the "grand inquisition" about Vito.Copy !req
525. I knew it. I'm picking the fight.Copy !req
526. I was in the back of a butcher shop
with your Uncle Paulie,Copy !req
527. ratting out a guy I don't really even know.Copy !req
528. I mean, what do you think's going
to happen to Vito for being gay?Copy !req
529. Don't give me any of that
"poverty of the Mezzogiorno" bullshit.Copy !req
530. We're in fucking Caldwell, New Jersey,
and you're on your high horse about justice?Copy !req
531. They are gonna mete it out themselves.Copy !req
532. This is untenable.Copy !req
533. This is nice, this pot.Copy !req
534. Yeah, that's a Baneda.
Arts and Crafts Movement.Copy !req
535. Yeah? I really don't know much about this stuff.Copy !req
536. Well, you've got a good eye.
That's the most expensive piece in the store.Copy !req
537. You're a natural.Copy !req