1. What's that?
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2. I got a mysterious
package,
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3. postmarked Las Vegas.
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4. Oh, "Baume & Mercier."
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5. Oh my God.
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6. This is so beautiful.
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7. I had it engraved.
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8. Here.
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9. "You are my life.
Love, T."
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10. - They couldn't fit "Tony."
- I believe that.
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11. Thank you.
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12. But I don't know
what it's for.
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13. Well, like I said,
I was sorry
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14. I had to go out
to Vegas when I did.
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15. Once you explained
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16. you had to take care of
Christopher's business interests...
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17. God knows
Kelli'll need the money.
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18. The baby.
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19. I'm talking about
delay, right?
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20. Just take care
of that, all right?
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21. Bobby?
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22. John Stefano.
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23. You touchin' asbestos?
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24. No, I don't work
with that shit.
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25. It's okay.
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26. Shame about
Chris Moltisanti.
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27. Were you get
these bozos?
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28. Ecuadorians.
Bunch of 'em polacks.
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29. How come they ain't
wearing their space suits?
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30. That's a union rule.
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31. If I couldn't run this job
without that fucking contract,
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32. ain't none of us gonna
make any real scratch.
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33. You don't got
an envelope?
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34. You must have seen
fights before.
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35. Your friends beating up
the African kid,
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36. why do you think that's
been impossible to shake?
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37. They had my back after
all the shit with Blanca.
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38. You know, they care
about me.
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39. Did you try to stop
the beating?
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40. I'm one individual.
What could I do?
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41. I know kids on Lexapro
who say it's great,
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42. Your classes,
how are you enjoying those?
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43. English is boring.
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44. And the other one's
kind of interesting,
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45. but it's pretty
depressing.
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46. The israeli-palestinian
conflict?
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47. People blowing each other up
because their God says
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48. they're allowed to live in a
certain patch of fuckin' sand.
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49. Yeah, and other people's gods say
they're supposed to live there.
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50. Maybe I shouldn't
have taken it.
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51. You seem to be taking
it all personally.
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52. These mujahideen assholes,
like in indonesia,
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53. and they, like,
want to kill everybody.
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54. Have you considered writing
about your experience
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55. with the Somali boy?
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56. A short story, perhaps?
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57. Why would I do that?
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58. It might help
clarify your feelings.
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59. I was watching CNN...
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60. And this story about these
kids in some iraqi hospital,
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61. how the burn unit doesn't have
the right medicine or something.
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62. And then they show
this story
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63. about some mall
in Minnesota
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64. and these gigantic
fat people
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65. buying stuff
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66. and eating all
this shit.
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67. You know, it's like
my parents.
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68. I mean, you should
see our house.
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69. I mean, the stupid
coffeemaker they got,
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70. the media room.
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71. Then there's Blanca,
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72. her kid hardly talks.
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73. She can't afford to send him
to a decent school.
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74. You think your feelings
about Blanca
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75. in any way relate
to this African boy?
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76. She's not black.
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77. I mean,
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78. she's pretty tan.
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79. (XXX)
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80. - Oh!
- There he is.
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81. - Hey.
- Welcome back.
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82. Welcome back, Ton'.
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83. Good to see you again.
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84. How was your trip?
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85. Great.
Had a fuckin' blast.
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86. Yeah?
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87. Business too.
Christopher's shit.
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88. Some fucking guys
out there owed him money.
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89. Little Carmine took it on the
"cleaver" set. We had it framed.
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90. Talk about a trip...
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91. I met this girl,
she was fuckin' beautiful.
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92. Oh yeah?
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93. - Boys.
- Hey.
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94. - We did peyote.
- Come on.
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95. - Really?
- Bobby did mushrooms once.
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96. Stuffed mushrooms,
a whole fuckin' platter.
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97. Fuck you, huh?
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98. Anyway, that's...
That's some nutty shit,
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99. the desert...
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100. The light.
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101. I did "X" once. The
fucking was incredible.
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102. Oh, yeah yeah, you kiddin'?
Off the fuckin' charts.
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103. - You wouldn't believe it.
- Really?
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104. And the sun...
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105. came up...
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106. Oh yeah?
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107. Well.
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108. We saw Stefano.
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109. He didn't have
an envelope.
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110. Any movement on that?
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111. Eh, we should
probably see phil.
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112. I got dosed with acid once,
back in '68.
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113. I was with your dad
and them at the copa.
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114. Fuckin' B.O.A.C. stewardess
put it in my drink.
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115. Jerry Vale started
singing and I look over,
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116. your uncle jun's got laser
beams shooting out of his eyes.
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117. I used to love
that house, but now...
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118. It's so big,
especially at night.
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119. You're afraid, you know,
all you got to do is call.
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120. Right?
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121. Two minutes,
i'll be over.
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122. I know.
Thank you.
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123. You've been so great.
Both of you.
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124. Well, meadow had another
mystery date.
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125. That sounds exciting.
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126. What are you doing?
Sit.
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127. I made your favorite,
steak pizzaiol'.
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128. You know they spray
a virus on beef
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129. rather than clean the ratshit
out of the slaughterhouses?
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130. - What is this now?
- Jesus Christ.
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131. It's true.
Read the paper.
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132. I do read the paper.
Never heard that.
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133. I'm not talking
about the sports page.
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134. I mean, the F.D.A.?
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135. They approved a virus spray
because it kills
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136. a similar bacteria
found on meat.
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137. Must be
a good thing then.
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138. Yeah.
For the meatpackers,
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139. the fucking God
of the bottom line.
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140. All right,
that's enough.
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141. We're trying to eat here,
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142. and you're upsetting people
that have been through a tragedy.
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143. Fine. Bury your head
in the sand.
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144. How about I bury yours
in that fuckin' wall instead?
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145. Tony.
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146. For 20 years,
he won't crack a book,
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147. all of a sudden he's the
world's foremost authority.
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148. At least he's getting
an education.
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149. An education's to help you
get a better job.
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150. He's actually reading.
This can't be bad.
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151. "The blood-dimmed tide
is loosed,
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152. and everywhere,
the ceremony of innocence
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153. is drowned;
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154. The best lack
all conviction,
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155. while the worst are full
of passionate intensity.
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156. Surely some revelation
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157. is at hand."
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158. "... Somewhere in the
sands of the desert
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159. a shape with lion body
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160. and the head of a man, a gaze
blank and pitiless as the sun,
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161. is moving its slow thighs,
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162. while all about it reel shadows
of the indignant desert birds.
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163. The darkness drops again;
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164. but now I know that
twenty centuries of stony sleep
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165. were vexed to nightmare
by a rocking cradle,
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166. and what rough beast,
its hour come round at last,
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167. slouches towards bethlehem
to be born?"
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168. Hey, Tony.
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169. You don't look
so good.
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170. This job.
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171. You want a sandwich?
A cannoli
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172. on the house?
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173. No, this microbe
of mine...
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174. From pakistan.
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175. - Still?
- You got a minute?
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176. We'd like to show you
some pictures.
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177. Angelina Jolie,
I hope.
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178. These the gentlemen?
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179. That's them.
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180. What the fuck?
What?
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181. Don't know.
Financing, maybe.
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182. - Maybe?
- Yeah.
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183. Honestly, i'm not even sure we
still have them in the country.
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184. Thanks
for stopping by.
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185. Next time we'll have
party hats.
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186. Your nephew's widow,
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187. she get my flowers?
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188. Well, if you sent 'em,
I'm sure she did.
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189. Well, I won't expect
a thank you anytime soon.
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190. The grieving process, it takes
time the closer you are to somebody.
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191. Yeah, I know.
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192. So, brass tacks,
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193. what brings you
all the way out to the city?
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194. Good news. The condos
at the navy yard...
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195. Paulie's guy at
the joint fitters
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196. says they're
breaking ground.
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197. - Well, that is good.
- Good, yeah.
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198. Uh, the other thing,
this asbestos...
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199. I thought about
your offer.
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200. What do you say
to 15%
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201. plus we forget
about the balance
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202. of what you owe me
on the vitamin truck?
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203. First off,
it wasn't an offer.
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204. It's my position.
25%.
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205. That's it?
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206. What else would you
like me to say?
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207. Come on, phil,
what's the problem?
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208. I come here
in good faith,
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209. I make a reasonable
counter.
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210. Which I considered...
and rejected.
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211. Do we need to talk
in private?
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212. For what?
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213. Okay then, in front
of everybody...
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214. When you were sick
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215. in the hospital,
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216. we talked.
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217. We shared a...
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218. An understanding
about life.
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219. This is business,
Anthony.
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220. Yeah, I know.
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221. But I'm talking to you
here on a human level.
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222. There's a limit, Phil.
Come on.
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223. A point where business
bleeds into other shit,
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224. feelings make things
financially unfeasible.
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225. Charles schwab
over here.
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226. So that's it?
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227. No leeway, no compromise,
just stupid fuckin' jokes?
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228. You want compromise?
How's this?
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229. 20 years in the can,
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230. i wanted manicott'.
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231. I compromised.
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232. I ate grilled cheese
off the radiator instead.
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233. I wanted
to fuck a woman,
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234. but I compromised.
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235. I jacked off
in a tissue.
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236. You see where
I'm going?
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237. Yeah.
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238. - Butch, Coco, didn't anybody call you guys?
- About what?
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239. Don't tell me
the fuckin' checks are late?
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240. There ain't any checks.
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241. - The fuck you talkin' about?
- Silvio... Mr. Soprano's guy...
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242. Came by this morning,
said to pull your jobs.
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243. - Whoa whoa whoa.
- Fuck that.
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244. - Where's our money?
- I don't got it, there's no jobs.
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245. Motherfucker.
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246. I'm sorry, guys. Somebody
really should have called you.
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247. Hey!
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248. Jesus Christ!
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249. guys, that's enough, come on.
It's not his fault.
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250. - Oh, yeah? Maybe it's
your fuckin' fault?
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251. Call the police!
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252. Tony Soprano
owes you $320.
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253. Hey.
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254. I was just watching
"Borat" on cable.
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255. You can watch that thing 50
times and it's still hilarious.
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256. He brings that lady
his shits.
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257. It wasn't fair
to the people involved.
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258. You loved it
when it came out.
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259. What do you want,
Meadow?
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260. - How was your exam?
- I didn't take it.
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261. Leave that!
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262. okay?
Thank you.
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263. Why didn't you
take the test?
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264. 'cause I dropped out,
okay?
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265. What's going on
with you?
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266. I'm your sister,
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267. you have
to talk to me.
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268. Is this still
about blanca?
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269. You know, I don't
know anymore.
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270. I know how
you feel, okay?
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271. When finn and I split,
I cried every day
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272. for, like, a month.
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273. You realize we're
gonna bomb Iran?
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274. You don't know that.
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275. You watch.
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276. Bush, before he
leaves office...
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277. And you know
I'm right.
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278. Okay.
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279. But you need to learn
to shut stuff out.
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280. Are you crazy?
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281. I mean, do you hear
what we're talking about?
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282. You say that,
but I come in here
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283. and you're surfing
the web for porn.
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284. It's not porn.
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285. "Al-Jazeera"?
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286. Don't you ever feel like
there's no point to any of this?
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287. Why don't you try
setting goals for yourself?
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288. Maybe you
should move out?
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289. Oh right,
in my condition?
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290. I mean, I can't
hold a job.
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291. Jesus, A.J., there has to
be something you can do.
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292. Look, I'm ill, meadow.
All right, I'm on medication.
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293. Millions of people
take Lexapro.
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294. I need mom's cooking.
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295. It could mess
with my blood chemistry.
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296. Do mom and dad know
you dropped out?
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297. No, and don't
tell them.
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298. I took time off,
remember?
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299. They broke my balls
but it really wasn't so bad.
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300. Of course not.
I mean, you're their pet.
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301. We're italian, A.J.
You're their son.
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302. Do you have any idea
what that means?
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303. You'll always be
more important.
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304. - You're awake.
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305. I made Lincoln log
sandwiches.
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306. Maybe later.
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307. I am meeting Gab
for lunch,
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308. and then we are
stopping at Nordstrom's.
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309. If you go out, make sure
you set the alarm.
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310. Okay?
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311. Jeez!
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312. Somebody!
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313. Help!
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314. Help!
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315. Help! My arms!
They're frozen!
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316. A.J., what the fuck?
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317. Dad! Help...!
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318. Help!
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319. No, dad!
Ah!
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320. - my leg, it's stuck!
- on what?
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321. What the fuck
did you do?
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322. Hel... Help!
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323. All right, I got you.
Stop fighting me.
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324. - All right...
- Don't...
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325. All right, turn around.
Grab the side.
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326. Grab the side
right there.
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327. All right.
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328. All right.
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329. God damn it.
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330. Hold that.
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331. Help me.
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332. All right,
climb!
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333. What's wrong
with you?
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334. All right.
Are you all right?
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335. All right, come here.
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336. Come on.
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337. Turn around.
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338. Come on, baby.
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339. You're all right, baby.
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340. You're all right, baby.
You're all right.
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341. You're all right.
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342. Well, here we are.
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343. I'll get him settled. You can come
tomorrow during visiting hours.
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344. I love you, sweetie.
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345. - I love you.
- I love you too.
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of Valium.
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347. But he was better
for a while.
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348. Look, it's not
your fault.
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350. Come on, come on.
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351. Come on,
it's gonna be okay.
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352. It will, mom.
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353. But he was always
so happy.
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354. He was our
happy little boy.
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355. Come here, baby.
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356. There you go.
White balls.
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357. - Skip.
- Hey, Ton'.
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358. There he is.
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359. You hungry, T? You want, I'll
send the kid for Baja Fresh.
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361. No, not yet.
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362. All right, let's dispense with the
500-lb elephant in the room, eh?
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363. My kid tried
to off himself.
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364. We all fuckin' know.
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365. That's it.
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366. Nobody's got
nothing to say?
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367. How's he doin', Ton'?
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368. They got him
under observation.
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369. Whatever the fuck
that means.
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370. Stupid fuck.
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371. Where did I lose
this kid?
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373. Whoa, come on.
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yourself, T.
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375. A lot of pressure
on kids today, ton'.
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376. Still, to try
to kill himself?
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377. It's happens, skip.
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378. Happen to your kids?
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379. Or yours?
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380. They're all
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384. Heather, you know,
she was 15,
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a rough patch.
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386. Jason, same thing.
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the hyperactivity to boot.
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The older one, James.
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389. - He tried to kill himself?
- No no.
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390. I don't know, he...
He gets the blues.
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391. The important thing is A.J.'s
getting the help he needs.
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392. Whatever it is, i'm sure
it's a chemical imbalance.
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393. Ask me, it's all these
toxins they're exposed to.
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394. It fucks
with their brains.
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395. Between the mercury
in fish alone,
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396. it's a wonder there ain't
more kids jumping off bridges.
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fuckin' shake it.
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399. - I'm depressed.
- Excuse me?
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don't you start now.
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402. - What does that mean?
- It means what it means.
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403. I have enough on my plate, I don't need
you adding to it with your bullshit.
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405. It's an illness.
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hereditary.
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407. Thank you, I know.
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408. I am intimately acquainted
with the soprano curse.
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your great-grandfather
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410. who drove the donkey cart
off the road in avellino,
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411. - all of it.
- What, you think it's a joke?
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412. - Am I laughing?
- Then what are you saying?
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from my family,
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i'm gonna say.
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415. Your family don't
even talk.
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so bottled up
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419. At least my father was upfront
about what was bothering him.
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420. Right, with a bullet through
your mother's beehive hairdo.
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422. I was wondering how long it was gonna
take for you to throw that up at me.
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423. You're amazing,
you know that?
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424. In high school, you were
the happy-go-lucky rascal,
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425. the comedian,
the rapscallion.
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426. But all of that was
bullshit, wasn't it?
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427. Oh, poor you.
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428. She got married
under false pretenses.
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429. You've been playing
the depression card
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to shreds.
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431. And now you've got
our son doing it.
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432. Card? Card?
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433. You heard me.
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all me, huh?
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435. Our Sonny boy? You had
nothing to do with it?
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436. It wears you down, Tony.
That's all I'm saying.
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like to spend day after day
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constantly complaining?
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439. Fuck you.
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440. It could have been
a cry for help.
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He did cry for help.
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the botched attempt.
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he may have known
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to keep him submerged.
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446. Or he could just be
a fuckin' idiot.
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447. Historically,
that's been the case.
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448. Me and Carm were
getting along so good too.
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449. My father and his
panic attacks,
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450. my fuckin'
demented uncle,
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451. not to mention the other one...
Eckley the fuckin' retard.
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452. You think there are other reasons
why your son is so unhappy?
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453. He's got the world
by the balls...
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454. Every fuckin' advantage...
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455. And he hits one little pothole
and he goes into hysterics.
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456. Yeah, I know.
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457. I'm not taking
the rap,
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458. not completely.
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459. She coddled him, his mother.
I said it before.
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460. Every little problem,
she's right there
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461. to pick him up
and wipe off his tears
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462. on her apron strings.
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463. Children need
to feel safe.
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464. I'm sure that made him
into the man he is today.
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465. Are you ashamed of him?
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466. Yeah, actually I am.
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467. The coward's way out.
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468. Isn't that
what they call it?
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469. I think whoever said that
didn't understand depression.
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470. But you do, don't you?
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471. Where's dad?
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472. Oh, Meadow got rear-ended
on Bloomfield Avenue.
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473. - He'll come see you later.
- Is he still mad?
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474. He was never mad, A.J.
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475. He loves you.
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476. How long do
I have to stay here?
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477. Dr. Vogel thinks it
might be a good idea
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478. for the time being
just to take a time-out.
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479. Like I'm in preschool?
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480. Did you see
Dr. Vogel today?
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481. Today we have group.
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482. Did you eat today?
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483. I had some turkey.
It had no flavor at all.
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484. I'll bring some
chicken parm tomorrow.
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485. I don't think
that's allowed
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486. on account of all
the bulimic girls.
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487. So it's front-row mezzanine
at "Grey Gardens,"
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488. - and the guy says...
- Excuse me?
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489. - You're Tony Soprano's kid, right?
- Yeah.
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490. Small world, running
into you like this, huh?
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491. I'm sorry,
do I know you?
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492. You got a little cream
on your mouth there, sweetie.
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493. Be happy to add to it.
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494. - What?
- Excuse me.
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495. Lucky guy, her dad.
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496. Must be fun tucking her
in at night, huh?
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497. - Do you have a problem?
- Not yet.
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498. Would you like one?
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499. Coco, come on.
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500. What?
I'm saying hello.
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501. Come on,
let's go.
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502. Hey, best to
your dad, huh?
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503. What the hell
was that?
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504. but that is not
for you to decide.
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505. Don't say anything.
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506. What, are you two talking
about me again?
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507. What's the matter?
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508. Nothing.
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509. What?
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510. Do you know a guy
named Coco?
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511. Why?
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512. She was out
on a date last night
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513. and he came over
and pulled some crap.
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514. What?
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515. How?
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516. We were in the city,
Little Italy.
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517. We were
having dessert, and...
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518. He came up
out of nowhere
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519. and just started saying
all this weird stuff.
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520. What kind of weird stuff?
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521. How he'd like
to tuck me in at night.
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522. Stuff like that.
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523. - Tuck you in?
- I could smell the sambuca on his breath.
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524. What exactly
did he say?
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525. He came up to us
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526. and he asked me if
I was your daughter
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527. and then he said
i had whipped cream
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528. on my mouth.
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529. Yeah?
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530. What else did he say?
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531. It's all right.
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532. It's okay.
He's an idiot,
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533. but he's harmless.
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534. I'll talk
to somebody.
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535. So this boy
you're dating,
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536. this man,
who is he?
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537. You promise not to start
with an inquisition?
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538. Will you stop with all
the secrecy, please?
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539. - It's Patrick Parisi, okay?
- You're kidding me?
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540. That's exactly why I didn't
want to tell you guys,
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541. and why he didn't tell
uncle Patsy.
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542. I thought he...
Where are you going?
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543. Meeting... Sil.
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544. We have Vogel later,
don't forget.
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545. I thought Pat Parisi
was engaged.
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546. They broke it off.
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547. We kind of hooked up
at the "Cleaver" premiere,
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548. we started talking.
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549. He's changed a lot.
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550. I really like him.
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551. So why the big mystery
all this time?
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552. I knew you and daddy
never liked him.
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553. No, it's not that
we didn't like him,
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554. it's just...
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555. So all those times
you told me
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556. you were staying with your
friend Kimmie in the city,
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557. I suppose you were staying
at his apartment?
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558. Sometimes.
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559. Look, there's
something else.
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560. What?
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561. I've decided not
to go to med school.
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562. What? Why?
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563. Oh, it's just too hard.
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564. - Isn't anything that's worthwhile?
- You have no idea.
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565. - Of course not.
- Don't get sarcastic.
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566. I really think
it's law for me.
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567. I mean, you should hear Patrick
talk about the justice system
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568. and what it means.
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569. It's really inspiring.
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570. Obviously Sheila resents me.
I'm dating her father.
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571. The sullen looks,
the transference to me
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572. of her issues
with her mom...
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573. As your favorite
patient says,
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574. "maybe I should put
my shoe up her ass?"
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575. Which patient of mine
says that?
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576. Mine, Elliot.
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577. Your favorite patient
of mine?
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578. Oh.
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579. He hasn't been
in the paper much lately.
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580. You miss that,
don't you?
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581. My father was a rabid
"Untouchables" fan.
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582. Make of that
what you will.
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583. What, Elliot?
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584. I ran into Nancy Duggan
last week.
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585. - Do you know Nancy?
- Vaguely.
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586. She's on staff
at Rikers Island,
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587. works with a lot of
sociopaths, as you can imagine.
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588. Anyway, she told me
something interesting.
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589. A lot of studies
about talk therapy
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590. as it relates
to sociopaths
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591. and criminals,
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592. one of them is
The Criminal Personality
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593. conducted by Yochelson
at St. Elizabeth's.
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594. Essentially
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595. it concludes
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596. that talk therapy,
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597. while not only being
useless with sociopaths,
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598. actually serves
to validate them.
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599. Yochelson says they sharpen
their skills as conmen
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600. on their therapists.
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601. Crocodile tears,
what have you.
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602. Why are you smirking?
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603. - I'm not.
- Oh really?
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604. We showed data.
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605. The one-year
reconviction rates
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606. were higher for offenders in therapy
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607. than for those receiving
no treatment at all.
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608. Uh, some peppers
and cheese.
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609. Eh, Gorgonzola,
all right? Don't forget.
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610. Whoa whoa!
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611. Sit down.
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612. - Sit down.
- Easy easy.
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613. You motherfucker.
My fucking daughter?
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614. My fucking daughter,
you motherfucker.
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615. My fuckin' daughter!
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616. Hey, want some
sambuca with this?
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617. Tony, you're making
a big fuckin' mistake here.
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618. How about I put a bullet
in your fuckin' head, huh?
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619. Don't do it!
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620. You want some?
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621. It's always what
you think, isn't it?
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622. It's never how I feel.
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623. Oh, poor you.
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624. It's all your mother's
fault, isn't it?
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625. - I didn't say that.
- You're a mama's boy.
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626. You're gonna
call me names now?
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627. No one is calling
anyone any names.
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628. How about
my confirmation?
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629. You called me
an animal.
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630. I did not!
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631. I was in the garage
and you said,
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632. "what kind of animal smokes
marijuana at his confirmation?"
Copy !req
633. He was using illegal drugs
in the home.
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634. Did it ever occur to you that i
might have been self-medicating?
Copy !req
635. Give me a break,
will you?
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636. And how about
second grade?
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637. You made me show up to
school in that dorky raincoat.
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638. I got beat up
because of it.
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639. You would hole
up in that room for hours.
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640. Because I was never really secure
expressing my feelings in that house.
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641. I mean, that's why.
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642. What kind of poem is that
to teach college students?
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643. Would you like
to tell your parents
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644. what your
grandmother said?
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645. My mother?
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646. Grandma...
Dad's mom.
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647. What'd she say?
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648. That it's all
a big nothing.
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649. What is?
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650. Life.
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651. That was her,
all right.
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652. Okay, fine, she said
those kinds of things...
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653. She sat up in bed...
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654. When she could
hardly move.
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655. She could hardly
breathe.
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656. She said in the end that your
friends and family let you down,
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657. and that you die
in your own arms.
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658. When was this?
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659. When she was
in that nursing home
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660. and you used
to make me go see her.
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661. We're not too young
to be grandpas.
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662. Ton'?
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663. Carmine Lupertazzi.
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664. - I'll see you later, skip.
- All right.
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665. We should have dinner,
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666. you know, Carm,
Donna, maybe the kids.
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667. Yeah.
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668. I hear wedding bells
are in the air.
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669. You want anything?
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670. No, I'm good.
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671. If there's anything I can
do, Tony, for Anthony Jr...
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672. Thank you.
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673. When Alexandra had
that bout of anorexia,
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674. we had this terrific
psychologist.
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675. She tried to kill herself,
your daughter?
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676. No.
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677. She had serious problems
though, didn't she?
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678. Not really.
It's all under control.
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679. So...
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680. The reason Ii'm here
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681. you could
probably guess.
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682. What happened
at Coco's restaurant.
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683. This alteration
you had with him...
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684. You're at
the precipice, Tony,
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685. of an enormous crossroad.
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686. Phil's considering shutting
down the Hackensack mall project
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687. with a plumbing strike
as we speak.
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688. Fuck it.
Let him.
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689. Easy for you. I have
the scaffolding contract.
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690. Oh, is that what
this is about, Carmine?
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691. What do I owe you?
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692. Come on, huh?
You know me better than that.
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693. My daughter, Carmine.
My daughter.
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694. You got a little girl.
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695. You almost
killed the guy.
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696. I should've killed him.
I'd have had total support,
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697. - but I held myself back!
- You were being prudent.
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698. Fuck that.
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699. I lost it.
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700. Timing couldn't have been
worse, but what the fuck?
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701. So you go to Phil,
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702. I go with you,
hats in hand,
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703. bended knees.
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704. Why me, huh?
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705. Doesn't every parent
make mistakes?
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706. Why not you?
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707. 'cause I'm
a good guy...
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708. Basically.
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709. I love my family.
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710. There's a balance.
There's a ying and a yang.
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711. Huh?
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712. You think you know.
You think you learned something.
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713. Like when I got shot.
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714. Know what?
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715. All right.
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716. When I was in Las Vegas,
I took peyote.
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717. Curiosity,
I don't know.
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718. You were searching
for something.
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719. Well, I saw some things.
Not...
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720. Things, per se,
hallucinations,
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721. Roger Corman shit.
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722. - It was kind of disappointing, there wasn't any of that.
- What was there?
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723. It's kind of hard
to describe.
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724. I mean, you've done it, right?
Acid, shit like that.
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725. No.
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726. All I can say is
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727. I saw,
for pretty certain,
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728. that this...
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729. everything we see
and experience,
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730. is not all there is.
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731. What else is there?
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732. Something else.
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733. But that's as far as
I'm gonna go with it.
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734. I don't fuckin' know.
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735. Alternate universes?
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736. You gonna be
a fuckin' comedian now?
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737. I'm not.
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738. Maybe.
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739. This is gonna
sound stupid...
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740. But I saw at one point
that our mothers are...
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741. They're bus drivers.
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742. They're...
No, they are the bus.
Copy !req
743. See, they're the vehicle
that gets us here.
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744. They drop us off
and go on their way.
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745. They continue
on their journey.
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746. And the problem is that we keep
trying to get back on the bus,
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747. instead of just
letting it go.
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748. That's very insightful.
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749. Jesus, don't act
so surprised.
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750. You know...
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751. You have these thoughts,
and you almost grab it.
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752. And then...
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753. Pfft.
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754. Butch, how are you?
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755. Phil is not accepting
visitors right now.
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756. I just talked to him
on the phone, Butchie.
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757. I just talked
to him in person.
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758. He ain't seeing nobody.
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759. What's going on, Butch?
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760. I just brokered
this thing.
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761. He came here to make
a peace offering.
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762. A semi-trailer of drills...
Makitas.
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763. We don't want
your fuckin' drills.
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764. Fuck it.
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765. Let's go.
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766. That's right, cocksucker!
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767. - Go back to New Jersey!
- Phil, what are you doin'?
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768. Take that piece of shit
and get off my stoop.
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769. But we just
talked about this.
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770. Well, cooler heads
prevailed.
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771. - Uncle Philly!
- Uncle Philly my ass.
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772. Will you just come down
so we can discuss this?
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773. There's nothing left
to discuss, Carmine.
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774. I don't understand.
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775. Why is he like this?
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776. Hey, it's Sleeping Beauty.
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777. I didn't sleep a wink.
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778. I know, we've been
waiting for you.
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779. We have the chess set
all ready.
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780. - He cheats.
- Hello, honest Abe?
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781. - Whatever.
- We just haven't played for so long.
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782. I know, I just got
all this stress at work.
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783. It's cool, it happens
to a lot of people.
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784. - Really?
- Absolutely.
Copy !req
785. More than half of adults
report experiencing
Copy !req
786. some kind of insomnia at
least a few nights a week.
Copy !req
787. We just
want you back.
Copy !req
788. - Thanks, guys.
- When you can't sleep...
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789. No food in
the unit, sir.
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