1. What's that?
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2. I got a mysterious package
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3. postmarked Las Vegas.
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4. Oh, Baume & Mercier.
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5. Oh, my God.
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6. This is so beautiful.
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7. I had it engraved.
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8. Here.
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9. "You are my life. Love, T."
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10. They couldn't fit "Tony."
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11. I believe that.
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12. Thank you.
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13. But I don't know
what it's for.
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14. Well, like I said,
I was sorry
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15. I had to go out to Vegas
when I did.
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16. Well, once you explained
you had to take care
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17. of Christopher's
business interests...
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18. God knows Kelli'll
need the money.
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19. The baby.
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20. You take care of that,
all right?
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21. Bobby?
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22. John Stefano.
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23. You touching asbestos?
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24. No, I don't work
with that shit.
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25. It's okay.
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26. Shame about
Chris Moltisanti.
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27. Where'd you get these bozos?
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28. Ecuadorians.
Bunch of them Polacks.
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29. How come they ain't wearing
their space suits?
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30. That's a union rule.
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31. If I couldn't run this job
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32. without that fucking contract,
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33. ain't none of us gonna make
any real scratch.
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34. You don't got an envelope?
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35. You must have seen
fights before.
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36. Your friends beating up
the African kid,
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37. why do you think that's been
impossible to shake?
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38. They had my back after
all the shit with Blanca.
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39. You know,
they care about me.
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40. Did you try
to stop the beating?
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41. I'm one individual, all right?
What could I do?
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42. I know kids on Lexapro
who say it's great,
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43. and I still
feel like shit.
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44. I mean, why can't I catch
a fucking break?
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45. Your classes,
how are you enjoying those?
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46. English is boring.
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47. And the other one's
kind of interesting,
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48. but it's pretty
depressing.
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49. The Israeli-Palestinian
conflict?
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50. People blowing each other up
because their god says
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51. they're allowed to live in
a certain patch of fucking sand.
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52. And other people's gods say
they're supposed to live there.
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53. Maybe I shouldn't
have taken it.
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54. You seem to be taking it
all personally.
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55. These mujahideen assholes,
like in Indonesia.
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56. And they, like,
wanna kill everybody.
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57. Have you considered writing
about your experience
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58. with the Somali boy?
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59. A short story, perhaps?
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60. Why would I do that?
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61. It might help clarify
your feelings.
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62. I was watching CNN.
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63. And this story about these kids
in some Iraqi hospital...
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64. how the burn unit doesn't have
the right medicine or something.
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65. Then they show this story
about some mall in Minnesota,
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66. and these gigantic
fat people
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67. buying stuff
and eating all this shit.
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68. You know,
it's like my parents.
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69. I mean, you should see
our house.
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70. I mean, the stupid
coffee maker they got.
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71. Media room.
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72. And then there's Blanca,
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73. and her kid hardly talks.
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74. She can't afford to send him
to a decent school.
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75. You think your feelings
about Blanca
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76. in any way relate
to this African boy?
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77. She's not black.
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78. I mean...
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79. she's pretty tan.
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80. Oh!
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81. There he is.
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82. - Hey.
- Welcome back.
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83. Welcome back, Ton'.
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84. - Good to see you again.
- How was your trip?
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85. Great. Had a fucking blast.
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86. Yeah?
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87. Business too.
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88. - Christopher's shit.
- Yeah.
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89. Some fucking guys out there
owed him money.
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90. Little Carmine took it
on the Cleaver set.
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91. We had it framed.
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92. Talk about a trip.
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93. I met this girl.
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94. Fucking beautiful.
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95. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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96. - Boys.
- Hey.
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97. - We did peyote.
- Come on.
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98. - Really?
- Bobby did mushrooms once.
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99. Stuffed mushrooms,
a whole fucking platter.
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100. Fuck you, huh?
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101. Anyway, that's...
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102. That's some nutty shit.
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103. The desert.
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104. The light.
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105. I did X once.
That fucking was incredible.
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106. Oh, yeah, yeah, you kidding?
Off the fucking charts.
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107. - You wouldn't believe it.
- Really?
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108. And the sun...
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109. came up...
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110. Oh, yeah?
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111. Ah.
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112. We saw Stefano.
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113. He didn't have an envelope.
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114. Any movement on that?
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115. We should probably
see Phil.
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116. I got dosed with acid once,
back in '68.
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117. I was with your dad
and them at the Copa.
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118. Fucking BOAC stewardess
put it in my drink.
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119. Jerry Vale started singing,
and I look over.
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120. Your Uncle Jun's got laser beams
shooting out of his eyes.
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121. I used to love that house,
but now...
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122. it's so big.
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123. Especially at night.
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124. You're afraid, you know,
all you gotta do is call, right?
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125. Two minutes, I'll be over.
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126. I know. Thank you.
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127. You've been so great.
Both of you.
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128. Well, Meadow had
another mystery date.
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129. That sounds exciting.
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130. What are you doing?
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131. Sit.
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132. I made your favorite.
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133. Steak pizzaiol'.
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134. You know they spray
a virus on beef
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135. rather than clean the rat shit
out of the slaughterhouses?
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136. - What is this now?
- Jesus Christ.
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137. It's true. Read the paper.
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138. I do read the paper.
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139. Never heard that.
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140. Well, I'm not talking
about the sports page.
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141. I mean, the FDA?
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142. They approved a virus spray
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143. because it kills a similar
bacteria found on meat.
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144. Must be a good thing, then.
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145. Yeah, for the meat-packers.
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146. The fucking god
of the bottom line.
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147. All right, that's enough.
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148. We're trying to eat here,
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149. and you're upsetting people that
have been through a tragedy.
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150. Fine.
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151. Bury your head in the sand.
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152. How about I bury yours
in that fucking wall instead?
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153. - Tony.
- Twenty years,
he won't crack a book.
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154. All of a sudden he's
the world's foremost authority.
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155. Well, at least
he's getting an education.
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156. An education's to help you
get a better job.
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157. Well, he's actually reading.
This can't be bad.
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158. "The blood-dimmed tide
is loosed,
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159. "and everywhere, the ceremony
of innocence is drowned.
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160. "The best lack all conviction,
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161. "while the worst are full
of passionate intensity.
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162. Surely some revelation
is at hand."
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163. "Somewhere in the sands
of the desert,
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164. "a shape with lion body
and the head of a man,
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165. "a gaze blank and pitiless
as the sun
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166. "is moving its low thighs
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167. "while all about it
reel shadows
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168. "of the indignant desert birds.
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169. "The darkness drops again,
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170. "but now I know that
20 centuries of stony sleep
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171. "were vexed to nightmare
by a rocking cradle.
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172. "And what rough beast,
its hour come round at last,
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173. slouches toward Bethlehem
to be born?"
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174. Hey, Tony.
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175. You don't look so good.
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176. This job.
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177. Want a sandwich?
A cannoli? On the house?
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178. No, this microbe of mine.
You know, from Pakistan.
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179. Still?
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180. - Yeah.
- You got a minute?
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181. We'd like to show you
some pictures.
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182. Angelina Jolie, I hope.
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183. These the gentlemen?
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184. That's them.
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185. What the fuck? What?
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186. Don't know.
Financing, maybe.
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187. - Maybe?
- Yeah.
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188. Honestly, I'm not even sure we
still have them in the country.
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189. Thanks for stopping by.
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190. Next time
we'll have party hats.
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191. Your nephew's widow...
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192. she get my flowers?
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193. Well, if you sent them,
I'm sure she did.
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194. Well, I won't expect
a thank-you anytime soon.
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195. The grieving process,
it takes time
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196. the closer you are
to somebody.
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197. Yeah, I know.
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198. So, brass tacks.
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199. What brings you
all the way out to the city?
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200. Well, good news.
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201. The condos at the Navy Yard,
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202. Paulie's guy
at the Joint Fitters
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203. says they're breaking ground.
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204. - Well, that is good.
- Good, yeah.
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205. The other thing,
this asbestos.
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206. I thought about
your offer.
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207. What do you say to 15%,
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208. plus we forget
about the balance
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209. of what you owe me
on the vitamin truck?
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210. First off, it wasn't an offer.
It's my position.
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211. Twenty-five percent.
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212. That's it?
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213. What else would you
like me to say?
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214. Come on, Phil,
what's the problem?
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215. I come here in good faith.
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216. I make a reasonable counter.
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217. Which I considered...
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218. and rejected.
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219. Do we need to talk
in private?
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220. For what?
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221. Okay, then,
in front of everybody.
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222. When you were sick
in the hospital,
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223. we talked.
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224. We shared a, well...
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225. an understanding
about life.
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226. This is business, Anthony.
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227. Yeah, I know.
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228. But I'm talking to you here
on a human level.
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229. There's a limit, Phil.
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230. Come on.
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231. A point where business
bleeds into other shit.
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232. Feelings make things
financially unfeasible.
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233. Charles Schwab over here.
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234. So that's it?
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235. No leeway, no compromise.
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236. Just stupid fucking jokes?
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237. You want compromise?
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238. How's this?
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239. Twenty years in the can.
I wanted manicott'.
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240. I compromised.
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241. I ate grilled cheese
off the radiator instead.
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242. I wanted to fuck a woman,
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243. but I compromised.
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244. I jacked off in a tissue.
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245. You see where I'm going?
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246. Yeah.
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247. Butch, Coco,
didn't anybody call you guys?
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248. About what?
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249. Don't tell me
the fucking checks are late.
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250. There ain't any checks.
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251. The fuck you talking about?
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252. Silvio, Mr. Soprano's guy,
came by this morning,
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253. said to pull your jobs.
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254. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Fuck that. Where's our money?
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255. I don't got it.
There's no jobs.
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256. - Motherfucker.
- I'm sorry, guys.
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257. Somebody really
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258. Oh!
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259. Jesus Christ!
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260. Guys, that's enough, come on.
It's not his fault.
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261. Oh, yeah?
Maybe it's your fucking fault.
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262. Call the police!
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263. Tony Soprano owes you $320.
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264. Hey.
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265. I was just watching
Borat on cable.
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266. You can watch that thing
50 times,
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267. and it's still hilarious.
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268. He brings that lady
his shits.
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269. It wasn't fair
to the people involved.
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270. You loved it
when it came out.
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271. What do you want, Meadow?
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272. How was your exam?
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273. I didn't take it.
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274. Hey, leave that.
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275. Okay? Thank you.
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276. Why didn't you take the test?
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277. Because I dropped out, okay?
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278. What's going on with you?
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279. I'm your sister.
You have to talk to me.
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280. Is this still about Blanca?
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281. You know,
I don't know anymore.
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282. I know how you feel, okay?
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283. When Finn and I split,
I cried every day
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284. for, like, a month.
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285. You realize
we're gonna bomb Iran?
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286. You don't know that.
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287. You watch.
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288. Bush,
before he leaves office.
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289. And you know I'm right.
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290. Okay.
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291. But you need to learn
to shut stuff out.
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292. What? Are you crazy?
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293. I mean, do you hear
what we're talking about?
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294. You say that,
but I come in here,
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295. and you're surfing
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296. It's not porn.
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297. "Al Jazeera"?
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298. Don't you ever feel like
there's no point to any of this?
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299. Why don't you try
setting goals for yourself?
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300. Maybe you should
move out.
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301. Oh, right,
in my condition?
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302. I mean,
I can't hold a job.
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303. Jesus, A.J., there has to be
something you can do.
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304. Look, I'm ill, Meadow,
all right?
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305. I'm on medication.
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306. Millions of people
take Lexapro.
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307. I need Mom's cooking.
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308. It could mess
with my blood chemistry.
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309. Do Mom and Dad know
you dropped out?
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310. No, and don't tell them.
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311. I took time off, remember?
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312. They broke my balls,
but it really wasn't so bad.
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313. Of course not.
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314. You're their pet.
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315. We're Italian, A.J.
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316. You're their son.
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317. Do you have any idea
what that means?
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318. You'll always
be more important.
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319. You're awake.
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320. I made Lincoln Log
sandwiches.
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321. Maybe later.
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322. I am meeting Gab for lunch,
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323. and then we are stopping
at Nordstrom's.
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324. If you go out,
make sure you set the alarm.
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325. Okay?
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326. Jeez!
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327. Somebody!
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328. Help!
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329. Help!
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330. Help! My arms!
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331. They're frozen!
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332. A.J., what the fuck?
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333. Dad! Help!
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334. Help!
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335. My leg, it's stuck!
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336. On what?
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337. Huh?
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338. What the fuck did you do?
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339. All right, I got you.
Stop fighting me.
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340. All right, turn around.
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341. Grab the side.
Grab the side right there.
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342. All right.
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343. All right.
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344. Goddamn it.
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345. Hold that.
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346. Help me!
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347. All right, climb!
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348. What's wrong with you?
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349. All right.
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350. Are you all right?
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351. All right, come here.
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352. Come on. Turn around.
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353. Come on, baby.
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354. You're all right, baby.
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355. You're all right, baby.
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356. You're all right.
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357. You're all right.
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358. Well, here we are.
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359. I'll get him settled.
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360. You can come tomorrow
during visiting hours.
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361. I love you, sweetie.
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362. I love you.
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363. I love you too.
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364. He's had a lot of Valium.
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365. But he was better
for a while.
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366. Look, it's not your fault.
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367. You warned us.
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368. Come on, come on.
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369. Come on,
it's gonna be okay.
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371. It will, Mom.
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372. But he was always
so happy.
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373. He was our happy
little boy.
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374. Come here.
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375. There you go. White walls.
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376. - Skip.
- Hey, Ton'.
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378. You hungry, T.?
You want, I'll send
the kid for Baja Fresh.
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380. No, not yet.
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382. with the 500-pound elephant
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383. My kid tried to off himself.
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386. Nobody's got nothing to say?
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387. How's he doing, Ton'?
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388. They got him
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389. Whatever the fuck that means.
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390. Stupid fuck.
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391. Where did I lose this kid?
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393. Whoa, come on.
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394. Don't blame yourself, T.
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395. Lot of pressure
on kids today, Ton'.
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396. Still, to try
to kill himself?
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397. It happens, skip.
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398. Happen to your kids?
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399. Or yours?
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400. They're all different, Ton'.
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sometimes.
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she was 15.
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a rough patch.
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407. And he's got
the hyperactivity to boot.
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408. My son too.
The older one, James.
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409. He tried to kill himself?
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410. No, no.
I don't know, he...
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411. He gets the blues.
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412. The important thing is A.J.'s
getting the help he needs.
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413. Whatever it is,
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414. I'm sure it's
a chemical imbalance.
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415. Ask me, it's all these
toxins they're exposed to.
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416. It fucks with their brains.
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417. Between the mercury
in fish alone,
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418. it's a wonder there ain't
more kids jumping off bridges.
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421. I'm depressed.
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422. - Excuse me?
- I'm depressed.
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don't you start now.
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424. What does that mean?
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425. Means what it means.
I have enough on my plate.
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426. I don't need you adding to it
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427. Bullshit?
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428. It's an illness.
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429. And it's fucking hereditary.
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430. Thank you, I know.
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431. I am intimately acquainted
with the Soprano curse.
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432. Your father, your uncle,
your great-grandfather
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433. who drove the donkey cart
off the road in Avellino.
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434. All of it.
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435. What, you think it's a joke?
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436. Am I laughing?
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437. Well, then what are you saying?
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438. He didn't get it
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439. That's all I'm gonna say.
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440. Your family don't even talk.
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441. Your father's so bottled up,
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442. it's a wonder he's even
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443. Yeah, as opposed to yours.
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444. Least my father was
up front about what
was bothering him.
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445. Right, with a bullet through
your mother's beehive hairdo.
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446. Oh, I knew it. I was wondering
how long it was gonna take
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447. for you to throw that up at me.
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448. You're amazing,
you know that?
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449. In high school, you were
the happy-go-lucky rascal.
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450. The comedian,
the rapscallion.
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451. But all of that
was bullshit, wasn't it?
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452. Oh, poor you.
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453. She got married
under false pretenses.
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454. You've been playing
the depression card
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456. And now you've got
our son doing it.
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459. Oh, so it's all me, huh?
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460. Our sonny boy?
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to do with it?
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463. That's all I'm saying.
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what it's like
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467. Fuck you.
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468. It could have been
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and heard him.
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472. I meant the botched attempt.
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473. On some level,
he may have known
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474. that the rope was too long
to keep him submerged.
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475. Or he could just be
a fucking idiot.
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476. Historically,
that's been the case.
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477. Me and Carm were
getting along so good too.
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478. My father and his panic attacks.
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479. My fucking demented uncle.
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480. Not to mention the other one,
Eckley, the fucking retard.
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481. You think there are
other reasons
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482. why your son is so unhappy?
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483. He's got the world
by the balls.
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484. Every fucking advantage.
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485. And he hits one little pothole,
and he goes into hysterics.
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486. Yeah, I know.
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487. Yeah, well, I'm not
taking the rap.
Not completely.
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488. She coddled him, his mother.
I said it before.
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489. Every little problem,
she's right there
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490. to pick him up and wipe off
his tears on her apron strings.
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491. Children need to feel safe.
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492. And I'm sure that made him
into the man he is today.
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493. Are you ashamed of him?
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494. Yeah, actually I am.
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495. The coward's way out.
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496. Isn't that what they call it?
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497. I think whoever said that
didn't understand depression.
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498. But you do, don't you?
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499. Where's Dad?
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500. Oh, Meadow got rear-ended
on Bloomfield Avenue.
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501. He'll come see you later.
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502. Is he still mad?
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503. He was never mad, A.J.
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504. He loves you.
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505. How long do I have to stay here?
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506. Dr. Vogel thinks
it might be a good idea
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507. for the time being
just to take a time-out.
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508. Like I'm in preschool?
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509. Did you see
Dr. Vogel today?
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510. Today we have group.
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511. Did you eat today?
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512. I had some turkey.
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513. It had no flavor at all.
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514. I'll bring some
chicken parm tomorrow.
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515. I don't think that's allowed,
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516. on account of all
the bulimic girls.
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517. So it's front-row mezzanine
at Grey Gardens,
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518. - and the guy says...
- Excuse me?
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519. You're Tony Soprano's kid,
right?
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520. - Yeah.
- Small world,
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521. running into you
like this, huh?
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522. I'm sorry, do I know you?
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523. Yeah, you got a little cream
on your mouth there, sweetie.
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524. Be happy to add to it.
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525. - What?
- Excuse me.
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526. Lucky guy, her dad.
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527. Must be fun tucking her in
at night, huh?
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528. Do you have a problem?
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529. Not yet.
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530. Would you like one?
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531. Coco, come on.
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532. What? I'm saying hello.
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533. Come on, let's go.
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534. Hey, best to your dad, huh?
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535. What the hell was that?
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536. But that is not
for you to decide.
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537. Don't say anything.
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538. What, are you two
talking about me again?
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539. What's the matter?
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540. Nothing.
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541. What?
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542. Do you know a guy named Coco?
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543. Why?
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544. She was out on a date
last night,
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545. and he came over
and pulled some crap.
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546. What?
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547. How?
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548. We were in the city.
Little Italy.
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549. We were having dessert,
and he came up out of nowhere
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550. and just started saying
all this weird stuff.
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551. What kind of weird stuff?
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552. How he'd like to tuck me in
at night, stuff like that.
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553. Tuck you in?
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554. I could smell the Sambuca
on his breath.
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555. What exactly did he say?
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556. He came up to us and he asked me
if I was your daughter.
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557. And then he said I had
whipped cream on my mouth.
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558. Yeah?
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559. What else did he say?
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560. It's all right.
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561. It's okay.
He's an idiot.
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562. But he's harmless.
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563. I'll talk to somebody.
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564. So this boy you're dating,
this man, who is he?
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565. You promise not to start
with an inquisition?
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566. Will you stop with all
the secrecy, please?
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567. It's Patrick Parisi, okay?
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568. You're kidding me.
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569. That's exactly why I didn't
wanna tell you guys,
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570. and why he didn't tell
Uncle Patsy.
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571. I thought he...
wait, where are you going?
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572. Meeting. Sil.
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573. We have Vogel later,
don't forget.
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574. I thought Pat Parisi
was engaged.
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575. They broke it off.
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576. We kinda hooked up
at the Cleaver premiere.
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577. We started talking.
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578. He's changed a lot.
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579. I really like him.
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580. So why the big mystery
all this time?
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581. I knew you and Daddy
never liked him.
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582. No, it's not that
we didn't like him.
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583. It's just...
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584. So all those times you told me
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585. you were staying with your
friend Kimmie in the city,
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586. I suppose you were staying
at his apartment?
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587. Sometimes.
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588. Look, there's something else.
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589. What?
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590. I've decided not to go
to med school.
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591. What? Why?
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592. It's just too hard.
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593. Isn't anything
that's worthwhile?
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594. No, you have no idea.
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595. Of course not.
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596. Don't get sarcastic.
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597. I really think it's law for me.
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598. I mean, you should hear Patrick
talk about the justice system,
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599. and what it means.
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600. It's really inspiring.
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601. Obviously Sheila resents me.
I'm dating her father.
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602. The sullen looks,
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603. the transference to me
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604. of her issues with her mom.
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605. As your favorite patient says,
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606. "Maybe I should put
my shoe up her ass."
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607. Which patient of mine
says that?
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608. Mine, Elliot.
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609. Your favorite patient of mine?
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610. Oh.
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611. He hasn't been
in the paper much lately.
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612. You miss that, don't you?
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613. My father was a rabid
Untouchables fan.
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614. Make of that what you will.
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615. What, Elliot?
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616. I ran into Nancy Duggan
last week.
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617. Do you know Nancy?
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618. Vaguely.
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619. She's on staff
at Rikers Island,
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620. works with a lot of sociopaths,
as you can imagine.
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621. Anyway, she told me
something interesting.
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622. A lot of studies
about talk therapy
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623. as it relates to sociopaths
and criminals.
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624. One of them is
the Criminal Personality,
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625. conducted by Yochelson
at St. Elizabeth's.
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626. Essentially, it concludes
that talk therapy,
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627. while not only being
useless with sociopaths,
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628. actually serves
to validate them.
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629. Yochelson says they sharpen
their skills as con men
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630. on their therapists.
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631. Crocodile tears,
what have you.
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632. Why are you smirking?
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633. - I'm not.
- Oh, really?
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634. He showed data.
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635. The one-year
reconviction rates
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636. were higher for offenders
in therapy
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637. than for those receiving
no treatment at all.
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638. Some peppers and cheese.
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639. Gorgonzola, all right?
Don't forget.
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640. Whoa, whoa!
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641. Sit down. Sit down.
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642. Easy, easy.
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643. You motherfucker.
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644. My fucking daughter?
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645. My fucking daughter,
you motherfucker!
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646. My fucking daughter!
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647. Hey, want some Sambuca
with this?
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648. Tony, you're making
a big fucking mistake here.
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649. How about I put a bullet
in your fucking head, huh?
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650. Don't do it!
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651. You want some?
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652. You know, it's always
what you think, isn't it?
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653. It's never how I feel.
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654. Oh, poor you.
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655. It's all your mother's fault,
isn't it?
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656. - I didn't say that.
- You're a mama's boy.
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657. You're gonna call me names now?
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658. No one is calling
anyone any names.
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659. How about my confirmation?
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660. You called me an animal.
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661. I did not.
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662. I was in the garage
and you said,
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663. "What kind of animal
smokes marijuana
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664. at his confirmation?"
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665. He was using illegal drugs
in the home.
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666. Did it ever occur to you
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667. that I might have been
self-medicating?
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668. Give me a break,
will you?
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669. And how about
second grade?
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670. You made me show up to school
in that dorky raincoat.
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671. I got beat up
because of it.
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672. You would hole up
in that room for hours.
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673. 'Cause I was never
really secure
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674. expressing my feelings
in that house.
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675. That's why.
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676. And what kind of poem is that
to teach college students?
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677. Would you like
to tell your parents
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678. what your grandmother said?
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679. My mother?
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680. Grandma, Dad's mom.
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681. What'd she say?
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682. That it's all
a big nothing.
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683. What is?
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684. Life.
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685. That was her, all right.
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686. Okay, fine, she said
those kinds of things.
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687. She sat up in bed
when she could hardly move.
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688. She could hardly breathe.
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689. She said in the end,
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690. that your friends
and family let you down,
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691. and that you die
in your own arms.
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692. When was this?
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693. When she was
in that nursing home,
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694. and you used to make me
go see her.
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695. We're not too young
to be grandpas.
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696. Tony?
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697. Carmine Lupertazzi.
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698. I'll see you later, skip.
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699. All right.
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700. We should have dinner.
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701. You know, Carm, Donna,
maybe the kids.
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702. Yeah.
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703. I hear wedding bells
are in the air.
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704. You want anything?
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705. No, I'm good.
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706. If there's anything I can do,
Tony, for Anthony Jr...
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707. Thank you.
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708. When Alexandra had
that bout of anorexia,
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709. we had this terrific
psychologist.
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710. She tried to kill herself,
your daughter?
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711. No.
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712. She had serious problems
though, didn't she?
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713. Not really.
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714. It's all under control.
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715. Good.
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716. So...
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717. the reason I'm here...
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718. you could probably guess.
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719. What happened
at Coco's restaurant.
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720. This alteration
you had with him.
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721. You're at the precipice, Tony,
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722. of an enormous crossroad.
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723. Phil's considering shutting down
the Hackensack Mall project
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724. with a plumbing strike
as we speak.
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725. Well, fuck it. Let him.
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726. Easy for you.
I have the scaffolding contract.
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727. Oh, is that what this is about,
Carmine? What do I owe you?
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728. Come on, huh?
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729. You know me better than that.
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730. My daughter, Carmine.
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731. My daughter.
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732. You got a little girl.
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733. You almost killed the guy.
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734. I should've killed him.
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735. I would have had total support.
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736. But I held myself back!
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737. You were being prudent.
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738. Fuck that.
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739. I lost it.
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740. Timing couldn't have been worse,
but what the fuck?
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741. So you go to Phil.
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742. I go with you,
hats in hand, bended knees.
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743. Why me, huh?
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744. Doesn't every parent
make mistakes?
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745. Why not you?
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746. 'Cause I'm a good guy...
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747. basically.
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748. I love my family.
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749. There's a balance.
There's a "ying" and a yang.
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750. You think you know.
You think you learned something.
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751. Like when I got shot.
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752. Know what?
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753. All right.
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754. When I was in Las Vegas,
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755. I took peyote.
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756. Curiosity, I don't know.
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757. You were searching
for something.
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758. Well, I saw some things.
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759. Not...
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760. things, per se,
hallucinations,
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761. Roger Corman shit.
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762. It was kind of disappointing.
There wasn't any of that.
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763. What was there?
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764. It's kind of hard to describe.
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765. I mean, you've done it, right?
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766. Acid, shit like that.
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767. No.
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768. All I can say is I saw,
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769. for pretty certain...
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770. that this...
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771. everything we see
and experience,
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772. is not all there is.
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773. What else is there?
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774. Something else.
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775. But that's as far
as I'm gonna go with it.
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776. I don't fucking know.
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777. Alternate universes?
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778. What, you gonna be
a fucking comedian now?
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779. I'm not.
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780. Maybe.
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781. This is gonna sound stupid...
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782. but I saw at one point
that our mothers are...
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783. They're bus drivers.
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784. No, they are the bus.
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785. See, they're the vehicle
that gets us here.
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786. They drop us off
and go on their way.
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787. They continue
on their journey.
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788. And the problem is that we keep
trying to get back on the bus
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789. instead of just letting it go.
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790. That's very insightful.
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791. Well, Jesus,
don't act so surprised.
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792. You know...
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793. you have these thoughts,
and you almost grab it.
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794. And then...
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795. pfft!
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796. Butch, how are you?
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797. Phil is not accepting
visitors right now.
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798. I just talked to him
on the phone, Butchie.
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799. Well, I just talked to him
in person.
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800. He ain't seeing nobody.
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801. What's going on, Butch?
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802. I just brokered this thing.
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803. He came here to make
a peace offering.
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804. A semi-trailer of drills,
Makitas.
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805. We don't want
your fucking drills.
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806. Fuck it. Let's go.
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807. That's right, cocksucker!
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808. - Go back to New Jersey!
- Phil, what are you doing?
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809. Take that piece of shit
and get off my stoop.
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810. But we just talked
about this.
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811. Well, cooler heads prevailed.
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812. Uncle Philly...
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813. Uncle Philly, my ass.
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814. Will you just come down
so we can discuss this?
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815. There's nothing left
to discuss, Carmine.
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816. I don't understand.
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817. Why is he like this?
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818. Hey, it's Sleeping Beauty.
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819. I didn't sleep a wink.
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820. I know, we've been
waiting for you.
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821. Have the chess set all ready.
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822. He cheats.
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823. - Hello? Honest Abe?
- Whatever.
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824. We just haven't played
for so long.
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825. I know, I just got
all this stress at work.
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826. It's cool, it happens
to a lot of people.
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827. - Really?
- Absolutely.
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828. More than half of adults
report experiencing
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829. some kind of insomnia
at least a few nights a week.
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830. We just want you back.
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831. Thanks, guys.
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832. When you can't sleep...
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833. No food in the unit, sir.
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