1. Stupid thing. The pressure is shot.Copy !req
2. Can you live with regular
instead of Espresso?Copy !req
3. Never mind, sweetie. Thanks anyway.Copy !req
4. T, hey. Sorry for the ambush.Copy !req
5. I brung up your paper.Copy !req
6. I am meeting the new realtor.Copy !req
7. Yeah? Good luck.Copy !req
8. Got a call from sergeant Danny
over in Newark p.D.Copy !req
9. Yeah? And?Copy !req
10. T? The feds are doing some digging
over by branford Avenue.Copy !req
11. Willie overall, the bookie?Copy !req
12. Labor day, 1982?Copy !req
13. Danny says he hears
it's Larry barese been talking.Copy !req
14. Lot of work for a dead fucking bookie.Copy !req
15. Come on, kid. Do it.Copy !req
16. You made your bones
with that prick, eh?Copy !req
17. Yeah.Copy !req
18. Old zepupin's house.Copy !req
19. You were shaky a little, but you did good.Copy !req
20. I remember telling your old man.Copy !req
21. Twenty-five years, t.Copy !req
22. Possible there's nothing left.Copy !req
23. There'll be bones, teeth.Copy !req
24. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
25. We're gonna pack our toothbrushes.Copy !req
26. Call you in a few days
on the alternate cell.Copy !req
27. Any emergencies, call sil or Bobby.Copy !req
28. And if you need more cash, call me.Copy !req
29. I know the drill, Tony.Copy !req
30. You know, it's not like
I won a trip to Paris.Copy !req
31. You have everything? Your razor?Copy !req
32. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. I.Copy !req
33. I can buy whatever I need.Copy !req
34. You make sure you wear sunblock?Copy !req
35. It's nothing. A little gambling charge,
that's all. It's gonna be fine.Copy !req
36. It's just, you know,
better safe than sorry.Copy !req
37. I know, it's just...
This is what life is still like...Copy !req
38. At our age?Copy !req
39. My tomatoes are just coming in.Copy !req
40. - It's good to see you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
41. You seem good, junior, I gotta say.Copy !req
42. Fuck does that mean?
I'm fucking incarcerated, for Christ sake.Copy !req
43. The medicine, the Aricept,
it agrees with you.Copy !req
44. You're not repeating yourself so much.Copy !req
45. You gotta get me out of here.Copy !req
46. The smell alone in this fucking place.Copy !req
47. - What do you hear from my nephew?
- Tony?Copy !req
48. They sent me a card for my birthday.Copy !req
49. I'm still waiting for an apology. Tell him.Copy !req
50. All right.Copy !req
51. Which one of yo use gonna tell him?Copy !req
52. We'll figure it out, junior.Copy !req
53. If you made an appointment...Copy !req
54. With an outside dentist...Copy !req
55. That might do the trick.Copy !req
56. What trick?Copy !req
57. We'll meet you there
and sneak you off in our car.Copy !req
58. Dinner, 10 minutes.Copy !req
59. So, what do you think, junior?Copy !req
60. Enchiladas tonight.Copy !req
61. Here's the electricians's union.Copy !req
62. Don't let them take my plate, kid.Copy !req
63. Make sure there's enough
so everybody can buy in.Copy !req
64. - Sixty dollars.
- For sodas and fucking candy?Copy !req
65. Caffeinated sodas and sugar.Copy !req
66. You know some of them
ain't allowed this shit.Copy !req
67. Gets them all riled. I could lose my job.Copy !req
68. Fucking stick-up artist.
I gave you my watch.Copy !req
69. Don't count my money, nigga.Copy !req
70. You're making 500 percent
off these motherfuckers.Copy !req
71. You're good till lights out.Copy !req
72. I'll steer people away from the door.Copy !req
73. All right. No-limit five-card stud.Copy !req
74. Forty-dollar buy-in to the house.Copy !req
75. The white buttons are 5 bucks.
The red buttons are 10.Copy !req
76. Red buttons.Copy !req
77. What'd you say?Copy !req
78. Today, we got Coca-colas...Copy !req
79. Fuck was I just saying?Copy !req
80. - The soda, junior.
- What soda?Copy !req
81. Right, the coke.Copy !req
82. The real kind, not the diet shit.Copy !req
83. Ice-cold, five buttons.Copy !req
84. Plus, we got snickers,
kit kats and sprees, also five.Copy !req
85. I'll take some sprees.Copy !req
86. Okay, ante up.Copy !req
87. This is nice, huh?Copy !req
88. A little road trip, just you and me.Copy !req
89. All things considered, of course.Copy !req
90. Yeah, just like the old days.Copy !req
91. Willie-fucking-overall...Copy !req
92. - After all these years.
- Yeah.Copy !req
93. You remember driving around with that
prick in the trunk looking for a spot?Copy !req
94. What was it, like a week
before a.J. Was born, right?Copy !req
95. No, Meadow.Copy !req
96. - Now she's gonna be a doctor.
- Yeah.Copy !req
97. Remember we took you to luger's after?Copy !req
98. Me, puss, ralphie.Copy !req
99. Chevy chase.
Fuck ever happened to him?Copy !req
100. Let me ask you something.Copy !req
101. You mentioned Ralph before.Copy !req
102. A few years ago,
he had a beef with Johnny sack.Copy !req
103. He made a crack about Ginny...Copy !req
104. Huge fucking mole on her ass
or some shit.Copy !req
105. Yeah?Copy !req
106. Who the fuck would tell Johnny
about that joke?Copy !req
107. How should I know?Copy !req
108. Nine of clubs.Copy !req
109. You know, I try to be cooperative,
but it's that message, over and over.Copy !req
110. Walter, what do you got?Copy !req
111. Flush.Copy !req
112. No, you don't. George?Copy !req
113. - What?
- Thought I had it.Copy !req
114. George, what do you got?Copy !req
115. Your hand.Copy !req
116. He's got Alzheimer's.
Help him, for Christ sake.Copy !req
117. Pair ofjacks.Copy !req
118. Guy comes home
with a bouquet of flowers for his wife.Copy !req
119. "I guess I'll have
to spread my legs now," she says.Copy !req
120. "Why?" he asks.
"Don't you have a vase?"Copy !req
121. High rollers only.
Keep walking, professor.Copy !req
122. I'm not here to gamble.
I'm looking for Keith.Copy !req
123. Keith's busy. Take a hike.Copy !req
124. We had a chess match, Keith.Copy !req
125. The pride of rutgers.Copy !req
126. Slits his wrists in the faculty lounge...Copy !req
127. After he stabbed the Dean.Copy !req
128. At least some of us
know when we need help.Copy !req
129. Get the fuck out of here, you fuck...Copy !req
130. What did the blind man say
when he passed the fish market?Copy !req
131. I don't know.Copy !req
132. "Good morning, ladies."Copy !req
133. What's going on, guys?Copy !req
134. - They're gambling, Warren.
- Relax, Brian.Copy !req
135. What did we say about this?Copy !req
136. - What? It's a friendly game.
- Corrado, it's too stressful.Copy !req
137. - Look at him.
- He's not even playing.Copy !req
138. Come on, guys. Let's wrap it up.Copy !req
139. I saw your girl today at pet therapy.Copy !req
140. How does she keep her coat so shiny?Copy !req
141. They can be unexpected,
frightening events.Copy !req
142. But here,
at beautiful crater lake national park...Copy !req
143. They're just part of the scenery.Copy !req
144. Crater lake is located
high in the cascades...Copy !req
145. Of south-central Oregon,
about 250 miles south of PortlandCopy !req
146. I brought you your tea.Copy !req
147. You did a good job tonight, kid.
Here's your taste.Copy !req
148. That's all right.Copy !req
149. Take it. You earned it.Copy !req
150. Time once, I was a kid.Copy !req
151. You know, my old man
was a stonemason.Copy !req
152. He took me to work...Copy !req
153. A job building a wall
around some rich lady's garden.Copy !req
154. She comes home.Copy !req
155. I help carry her groceries.Copy !req
156. She goes to give me a quarter...Copy !req
157. Which was a lot in those days,
but I say no.Copy !req
158. She goes in. No sooner
does she close the door, when:Copy !req
159. My old man gives me a belt
right across the mouth.Copy !req
160. "What are you, millionaire?
You no need money?Copy !req
161. You no like eat?"Copy !req
162. Even still, he was right.Copy !req
163. He made me walk home that night.Copy !req
164. Eleven fucking miles from essex fells
back to Newark.Copy !req
165. I'm from essex fells.Copy !req
166. A rich kid, huh?Copy !req
167. Warren said
I should get my buttons back...Copy !req
168. On account of we weren't
supposed to gamble.Copy !req
169. Tell Warren he can fuck himself.Copy !req
170. Got a problem with that,
tell him to come see me.Copy !req
171. Can I get a kit Kat at least?Copy !req
172. Do you believe this guy?Copy !req
173. Get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
174. Once in third gradeCopy !req
175. I got a 96 on my spelling test.
Highest Mark in the class.Copy !req
176. I was so proud.Copy !req
177. I brought it home to show my dad.Copy !req
178. "What happened
to the other four points?" He says.Copy !req
179. Fuck you! Fuck you!Copy !req
180. Uz-fm, fredericksburg.Copy !req
181. Your home for classic rockCopy !req
182. 96.9.Copy !req
183. Paulie, we should stop.Copy !req
184. - Fuck are we?
- Virginia.Copy !req
185. You remember that place...Copy !req
186. The dive with the fucking
massage beds?Copy !req
187. It was in culpeper, Virginia.Copy !req
188. The havenaire.Copy !req
189. We met
those 16-year-old hillbilly whores...Copy !req
190. - Near the taxi stand.
- Yeah.Copy !req
191. Yeah.Copy !req
192. You want the old days, let's go there.Copy !req
193. We'll get a room,
bucket of ice from the machine...Copy !req
194. Bottle of scotch,
order up a couple steaks.Copy !req
195. Now you're fucking talking.Copy !req
196. Excuse me. This place, is it new?Copy !req
197. I think maybe, I don't know.Copy !req
198. There was a motel
on this spot, though, right?Copy !req
199. - The havenaire?
- I don't know.Copy !req
200. Fucking guy.Copy !req
201. Mr. Spears, you're all set.Copy !req
202. Two king rooms, one night,
checking out tomorrow.Copy !req
203. From 6 to 10, we offer
a complimentary buffet breakfast...Copy !req
204. In the courtesy room off the lobby.Copy !req
205. Sign there, please.Copy !req
206. Can you have room service send up
two fifths of glenlivet?Copy !req
207. I apologize, sir, we don't serve bottles.Copy !req
208. There is a minibar in the room, however.Copy !req
209. - All right, a couple steaks.
- With baked potatoes.Copy !req
210. Wraps and salads only after 11.Copy !req
211. Buckingham's is still open, though.Copy !req
212. You could get some nachos.Copy !req
213. Your dad, boy.Copy !req
214. Him and me made this trip
a thousand times...Copy !req
215. Back in the '60s.Copy !req
216. He had a piece of that dog track, right?Copy !req
217. Among other things.Copy !req
218. This one time, my first trip ever...Copy !req
219. We're going through Georgia.Copy !req
220. He's got a '59 eldorado with the fins.Copy !req
221. The biarritz. He used to let me steer.Copy !req
222. I'm like 20 at the time. I'm a kid.Copy !req
223. Never been five miles out of Newark.Copy !req
224. Anyway, I'm driving, we get pulled over.Copy !req
225. State trooper with the hat,
fucking sunglasses.Copy !req
226. I got no driver's license.Copy !req
227. Of course not.Copy !req
228. I'm shitting a brick.Copy !req
229. This is the deep fucking south we're in...Copy !req
230. And we're Italian.Copy !req
231. I turn to your dad,
"what do I tell this prick?"Copy !req
232. "Relax," he says.
"Tell him your cousin's on the job."Copy !req
233. He gives me a southern-sounding name.Copy !req
234. The guy comes over.Copy !req
235. "Oh, my cousin's a state trooper too,"
I tell him.Copy !req
236. "Maybe you know him."
"What's his name?"Copy !req
237. "Barney fife."Copy !req
238. The prick gives me a shot,
I don't know what the fuck hit me.Copy !req
239. Your dad's fucking pissing himself.Copy !req
240. I mean, I never watch TV.
How the fuck do I know, right?Copy !req
241. So, what happened?Copy !req
242. Your dad had to Duke the guy
100 fucking dollars.Copy !req
243. Probably a month's salary in those days.Copy !req
244. You know, I remember
you around that time.Copy !req
245. When I was bad,
my dad threatened me...Copy !req
246. He was gonna get uncle Paulie
to come get me.Copy !req
247. Fucking Johnny boy, eh?Copy !req
248. He loved you, my friend.Copy !req
249. I remember the night you were born.Copy !req
250. Only time I ever saw him cry.Copy !req
251. It's funny, you know.Copy !req
252. I never knew where I stood with him.Copy !req
253. Like he didn't believe in me
or something.Copy !req
254. Fucking kidding?Copy !req
255. He trusted you enough to give you
the Willie overall thing.Copy !req
256. And you were what, 24?Copy !req
257. - Twenty-two.
- So there you go, then.Copy !req
258. I tell the guy, I said, "listen,
I don't mind paying for the tailpipe...Copy !req
259. But that fucking muffler's
still under warranty."Copy !req
260. - All set?
- Yeah.Copy !req
261. - Nice talking to you.
- Yeah, you too.Copy !req
262. Enjoy Miami.Copy !req
263. - What the fuck is wrong with you?
- What?Copy !req
264. You tell some fucking goober
your life story?Copy !req
265. We're supposed to be laying low.Copy !req
266. I'm gonna grab some Danish
for the road.Copy !req
267. - You have shit on your pants, Don.
- Please be patient with him.Copy !req
268. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
269. Visiting day at the zoo.Copy !req
270. Don't feed the cetriolo.Copy !req
271. - Ma.
- How was church?Copy !req
272. It was fine. It was good.Copy !req
273. You remember Mr. Soprano?Copy !req
274. Corrado, please. Hello, my dear.Copy !req
275. - How are you today?
- I'd complain, but who'd listen?Copy !req
276. They have me on a new medication.
It makes me salivate.Copy !req
277. I'll leave you two to visit.
I have some letters to answer.Copy !req
278. - He's a good boy, this one.
- Thank you.Copy !req
279. I have this new medication
they put me on. Makes me salivate.Copy !req
280. How are you feeling?Copy !req
281. - Fine.
- Maybe you can clear something up.Copy !req
282. Dr. Mandl says you've been acting
aggressively toward other patients?Copy !req
283. First of all, that is
total fucking bullshit.Copy !req
284. - Carter...
- Secondly, why not lead off with that?Copy !req
285. What are you talking about?Copy !req
286. Instead of pretending to give a shit
how I feel.Copy !req
287. Now, apparently,
you are becoming a bully.Copy !req
288. Dr. Mandl feels you're modeling
your actions on the wrong people.Copy !req
289. - Really? Like who?
- You know who. That gangster.Copy !req
290. You of all people should not believe
what you read in the paper.Copy !req
291. All that crap they wrote about daddy.Copy !req
292. That was the wall street journal.Copy !req
293. - It was entirely different.
- It's never enough, is it?Copy !req
294. At mit, you told me,
"get out and make friends."Copy !req
295. Now I finally do learn
to assert myself a little...Copy !req
296. Suddenly that's a negative.Copy !req
297. Checking in. Spears.Copy !req
298. - Sil.
- I'll get us settled in.Copy !req
299. - Hey.
- It's not good.Copy !req
300. Feds found a body.Copy !req
301. Skeleton. They tentatively ID'd it
as the guy.Copy !req
302. - Fuck.
- Try and relax, huh?Copy !req
303. How's Paulie holding up?Copy !req
304. Jaws are holding up fine.
He won't shut the fuck up.Copy !req
305. - That's too bad.
- What's he gotta worry about anyway?Copy !req
306. Scenario like this...Copy !req
307. The feds ain't interested in him,
believe me.Copy !req
308. Look, I love the guy. It's just...Copy !req
309. - You know how he is.
- Believe me, I hear you.Copy !req
310. What else? Let me think.Copy !req
311. I looked in on carm and she's okay.Copy !req
312. All right, thanks.Copy !req
313. Call me if you hear anything.Copy !req
314. Use your hat.Copy !req
315. And hope to hear from you soon.Copy !req
316. Sincerely... no.Copy !req
317. Respectfully, corrado soprano.Copy !req
318. Read it back.Copy !req
319. "Dear vice president Cheney..."Copy !req
320. As a powerful man all too familiar
with accidental gun playCopy !req
321. I am writing in the hope that you will
intervene in my case.Copy !req
322. Like yourself, I was involved
in an unfortunate incident...Copy !req
323. "When a gun I was handling misfired."Copy !req
324. Head up, yo. I was youCopy !req
325. - I'd lay off the card games a while.
- Fuck's the matter?Copy !req
326. The professor snitched you out
to Dr. Mandl.Copy !req
327. What do you do with those, jameel?Copy !req
328. Autographed pictures of the man
who capped Tony soprano?Copy !req
329. Shit, them motherfuckers
go right on eBay.Copy !req
330. Come on now, sign.Copy !req
331. That was our deal.Copy !req
332. You wanna keep getting them sodas?Copy !req
333. Sick fucking world.Copy !req
334. Foryou.Copy !req
335. I got one for Cristina and Gia too.Copy !req
336. Thanks.Copy !req
337. Where's the DVD?Copy !req
338. That never occurred to me.Copy !req
339. I'll have sil fed ex you one.Copy !req
340. Long as you're here...Copy !req
341. Listen, before the girls get here.Copy !req
342. Remember that Cuban guy I was telling
you about? He knocks over trucks.Copy !req
343. Last load was American standard...Copy !req
344. Sinks, toilets, tubs.Copy !req
345. No shit? All right, let's talk.Copy !req
346. I'll give you his number, you call him.
Now, check this out.Copy !req
347. You're not gonna believe what I found
when we moved into the new house.Copy !req
348. Holy fucking shit.Copy !req
349. Mickey pinto took that in 1963.Copy !req
350. Look at that hair.Copy !req
351. Handsome fucking guy, eh?Copy !req
352. That wristband, the leather thing.Copy !req
353. I remember getting one just like it,
me and all my friends.Copy !req
354. Wanted to be a tough guy just like him.Copy !req
355. That big one, that's your uncle junior...Copy !req
356. And your old man in front of satriale's.Copy !req
357. - There he is.
- It's the biarritz.Copy !req
358. We were just talking about that.Copy !req
359. Tell you what, I'll have my daughter...Copy !req
360. Scan them into the computer
so I can get a couple of copies for you.Copy !req
361. Oh, that's my wife. I gotta take this.Copy !req
362. No, stay. It's all right, come on.Copy !req
363. I gotta empty my bag anyway.Copy !req
364. Hey, honey, sweetie, how's everything?Copy !req
365. - Gia says, "hi," guys.
- Hello, Gia.Copy !req
366. He pisses in a bag now?Copy !req
367. Jesus Christ, fucking kill me now.Copy !req
368. Supporting them with
a huge warehouse covering 28 acres.Copy !req
369. Stuffed to the rafters
with over 3000 products...Copy !req
370. You can order at rock-bottom prices...Copy !req
371. And sell for profits
of up to 300 percent and more.Copy !req
372. It's easy to wish for a better life...Copy !req
373. Just pick up the phone
and call this toll-free number...Copy !req
374. - Hello.
- Junior, it's pat.Copy !req
375. You put any thought to our plan?Copy !req
376. - What plan?
- The dentist. You know, like we said.Copy !req
377. - Who is this?
- It's pat.Copy !req
378. The dentist, remember?
You were gonna make an appointment.Copy !req
379. You sneak me off...Copy !req
380. Where would I I am it?Copy !req
381. A safe house, I don't know.Copy !req
382. The time's not right.Copy !req
383. I'm being watched. Call back later.Copy !req
384. Because I'm headed
back to sarasota soon.Copy !req
385. Free to get started.Copy !req
386. They give you
plenty of ideas and support.Copy !req
387. The quality of the products
is even better...Copy !req
388. Than what you see in the catalogs.Copy !req
389. I wanted something
where I was my own boss...Copy !req
390. Back in the day, '70s, fucking '80s...Copy !req
391. You didn't make a move in north Jersey...Copy !req
392. Without this one up your ass.Copy !req
393. I wasn't even born yet.Copy !req
394. Please. Wanna talk
about stand-up guys?Copy !req
395. Sorry, beans.Copy !req
396. Hey, Carlo, can we get
some more champagne, please?Copy !req
397. Hey, remember that yokel at the feast,
mouthing off to your cousin?Copy !req
398. This maniac threw a vat of hot oil...Copy !req
399. Right from the zeppole stand
on this prick.Copy !req
400. Oh, my god.Copy !req
401. Little powdered sugar,
he would've been done.Copy !req
402. And ton, remember when we all rented
that house down the shore?Copy !req
403. - With the bedbugs?
- Summer of '78.Copy !req
404. Carlo, silvio, Frankie napoli...Copy !req
405. Place up the beach.
Sonny spits in the Bronx rented it?Copy !req
406. That's where that hippie kid
mysteriously drowned during that party.Copy !req
407. Hey, ton.Copy !req
408. - You okay?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
409. You sure, t? You're being kind of quiet.Copy !req
410. That's because...Copy !req
411. "Remember when"Copy !req
412. is the lowest form
of conversation.Copy !req
413. I told Tommy deleo you're the boss now.Copy !req
414. This fucking deleo construction
has always been a problem.Copy !req
415. Tell him I personally am upset.Copy !req
416. - Nice gravy, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
417. Anyway, your taste.Copy !req
418. How's Patricia? You mind?Copy !req
419. Go ahead.Copy !req
420. Now, I'll start by making
a mountain fold on each corner.Copy !req
421. Folding the corners
into the center of the paper...Copy !req
422. Touché, captain blood.Copy !req
423. Checkers, the thinking-man's game.Copy !req
424. Looking for a smack in the mouth?Copy !req
425. Corrado?Copy !req
426. Language, please.Copy !req
427. - What do you want?
- If you'd move...Copy !req
428. Perhaps I could reach the chess set.Copy !req
429. If I don't, what the fuck you gonna do?Copy !req
430. - You don't intimidate me.
- Corrado.Copy !req
431. You're lucky she's here, you little prick.Copy !req
432. Naturally. You're only tough when
there's an authority figure nearby...Copy !req
433. So things don't go too far.
Oh, how the mighty have fall...Copy !req
434. Corrado!Copy !req
435. Get him! Get him!Copy !req
436. How do you like that, huh?Copy !req
437. Fucking smart guy.
How do you like that?Copy !req
438. God, no.Copy !req
439. I'm gonna kill this prick.Copy !req
440. Would you describe
Mr. Soprano as the aggressor?Copy !req
441. Is he generally a troublemaker?Copy !req
442. No, he cool.Copy !req
443. You just gotta know
how to talk to him, is all.Copy !req
444. That's a lovely watch you're wearing.Copy !req
445. Is that vintage?Copy !req
446. Bulova, yeah. Flea market.Copy !req
447. Must have been quite expensive.Copy !req
448. Why am I the only caregiver
being interrogated here?Copy !req
449. It wouldn't happen to be because
of the color of my skin, now would it?Copy !req
450. Thank you for your cooperation.
You can go.Copy !req
451. I'm gonna write a change order
for soprano's meds.Copy !req
452. Yeah, I need a bridge loan. If you could.Copy !req
453. - Two hundred k.
- Done.Copy !req
454. What can I tell you? I've been mush.Copy !req
455. It happens.Copy !req
456. I lost the 1:00 game by a field goal.Copy !req
457. It was a "pick them."
Then I'm chasing the moneyCopy !req
458. I picked the 49ers minus two...Copy !req
459. Fuck it. You don't wanna hear this.Copy !req
460. It's been this way
the last couple months, though.Copy !req
461. Listen, this too shall pass.Copy !req
462. - Thanks, tatteleh.
- Anytime.Copy !req
463. All right.Copy !req
464. Is this a nonsmoking room?Copy !req
465. Go ahead.Copy !req
466. - Dinner was fun the other night.
- Yeah.Copy !req
467. How do you know Peter?Copy !req
468. Who Peter?Copy !req
469. Beansie?Copy !req
470. He's an old friend...Copy !req
471. From the neighborhood.Copy !req
472. So the other guy, the one with...Copy !req
473. White hair thingies.
What's his name again?Copy !req
474. - Paulie.
- Right.Copy !req
475. What is he, like, your best friend?Copy !req
476. - He say that?
- I just figured.Copy !req
477. The way he was talking.Copy !req
478. Honestly, I thought
he was your dad at first.Copy !req
479. There was a time when I wished he was.Copy !req
480. He used to work for my dad.Copy !req
481. I know, he told me.Copy !req
482. Corrado? Corrado?Copy !req
483. It's time for group.Copy !req
484. It's these new pills last couple of days.Copy !req
485. I got no pep.Copy !req
486. Oh, that'll change.
There's a slight adjustment period.Copy !req
487. But I'm sleeping all the time now.
I can't focus.Copy !req
488. Give it some time.
You'll feel a lot better.Copy !req
489. And your memory will improve too.Copy !req
490. You know that's bullshit, right?Copy !req
491. They're trying to numb you out...Copy !req
492. Because of what you did
to the professor.Copy !req
493. Where the fuck is this guy?Copy !req
494. West on 84, beans said, right?Copy !req
495. There.Copy !req
496. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
497. Goddamn it.Copy !req
498. Who's Ramon?Copy !req
499. - Waiting long?
- Everybody come tonight except charo?Copy !req
500. All right, hold on. Hold on, hold on.Copy !req
501. I'm Tony, this is Paulie.Copy !req
502. This is Esteban and the rest of the guys.Copy !req
503. We stepped away from a wedding.Copy !req
504. Our friend in the wheelchair
says you get regular access to goods.Copy !req
505. Okay.Copy !req
506. I got a trailer full of power tools...Copy !req
507. Coming in later on this month.Copy !req
508. Factory-sealed black & deckers
and makitas.Copy !req
509. I can get for you 50 cents on the dollar.Copy !req
510. Sixty grand.Copy !req
511. Well, 55 would work,
but that includes shipping to Jersey.Copy !req
512. We look like fucking ups?Copy !req
513. Look, you send the truck up north,
we send it back loaded.Copy !req
514. I got a line on air mattresses, pool toys.Copy !req
515. And I can round the load out
with kérastase.Copy !req
516. It's a French shampoo.
Twenty dollars a bottle, retail.Copy !req
517. Now, you get 5 percent after sale
but that's gonna involve a little trust.Copy !req
518. All right.Copy !req
519. We're looking
for a long-term relationship.Copy !req
520. - We'll be calling.
- All right.Copy !req
521. You okay, tio?Copy !req
522. Corrado, how you doing today?Copy !req
523. I'm dying a slow death,
that's how I'm doing.Copy !req
524. Just take your meds, yo.Copy !req
525. Real fucking Nazi now, huh?Copy !req
526. - Stop fucking pushing!
- I wasn't!Copy !req
527. Yo, stop bumping dickheads out there.Copy !req
528. You should have seen him out there.Copy !req
529. The fuck can handle himself.Copy !req
530. He's got the cazzi of a 20-year-old.Copy !req
531. He's my friend, but Jesus,
what a fucking chiacchierone.Copy !req
532. He tells me, "don't say nothing
to nobody. He's got prostate."Copy !req
533. I say, "sure." He tells everybody.Copy !req
534. He was always like that.Copy !req
535. He was Gary-fucking-Cooper.Copy !req
536. You forget.Copy !req
537. One time, I fell asleep
while he was on the phone.Copy !req
538. I wake up 20 minutes later...Copy !req
539. And he was still going.Copy !req
540. I gotta say...Copy !req
541. It concerns me. Lately.Copy !req
542. Come on, huh?Copy !req
543. Hey, people live alone,
they get like that. It's sad.Copy !req
544. I'm leaving for my card game.
Are you two okay?Copy !req
545. - Dinner was great.
- Anytime, you know that.Copy !req
546. Thank you.Copy !req
547. That's a great girl you got there.Copy !req
548. The way she stood by you.Copy !req
549. Now, you see,
that's what Paulie doesn't got.Copy !req
550. Now, I'm speaking to your point.Copy !req
551. He's got no wife.Copy !req
552. He's got no kids.Copy !req
553. He's got no steady income stream.Copy !req
554. Except for bar one,
which is coming to an end.Copy !req
555. I told him,
"if you can't show legit income...Copy !req
556. You're vulnerable to the feds."Copy !req
557. He don't do shit about it.Copy !req
558. I think you're worrying for nothing, Tony.Copy !req
559. Things are going great.Copy !req
560. Finally.Copy !req
561. Maybe I'm just...Copy !req
562. Waiting for the other shoe to drop.Copy !req
563. All I know isCopy !req
564. Paulie gualtieri is a stand-up guy.Copy !req
565. Has he ever really been put the test?Copy !req
566. You know,
he had this painting of me in his house.Copy !req
567. I was all dressed up
like a fucking general.Copy !req
568. I heard about that.Copy !req
569. Yeah, it pissed me off.
I thought it was a fucking joke.Copy !req
570. - But I don't think it was.
- He loves you, ton.Copy !req
571. You're all he's got.Copy !req
572. You, the guys and his image.Copy !req
573. I love him too.Copy !req
574. You always did.Copy !req
575. - Hey, sil.
- I'm here with Bobby.Copy !req
576. - He just got a call from Jenna.
- Who?Copy !req
577. Karen's sister.Copy !req
578. Works in the courthouse.Copy !req
579. Oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
580. - And?
- Are you sitting down?Copy !req
581. Just fucking tell me.Copy !req
582. Jackie aprile.Copy !req
583. - What?
- You heard me.Copy !req
584. Larry told them
j.A. Was totally responsible...Copy !req
585. For the death of a certain
African-American person.Copy !req
586. - He covered your ass.
- Congratulations, Anthony.Copy !req
587. Yeah, well...Copy !req
588. You gotta wonder what's next, huh?Copy !req
589. Yeah, but for tonight, huh?Copy !req
590. All right, thanks.Copy !req
591. Talk to you later.Copy !req
592. We're off the hook
on this Willie overall thing.Copy !req
593. Thank god. That's fucking beautiful.Copy !req
594. Yeah.Copy !req
595. Know what we ought to do?Copy !req
596. We ought to treat ourselves
before we leave.Copy !req
597. I was thinking
maybe we'd do some sport fishing.Copy !req
598. - You serious?
- Yeah. What are you kidding...Copy !req
599. The fucking marlin they got out here?Copy !req
600. We'll rent a boat.Copy !req
601. Yeah. Sure.Copy !req
602. "What's that got to do
with chicken farming?" He asks.Copy !req
603. The whore says,
"last year, I raised over 5000 cocks."Copy !req
604. - Where you going?
- The head. I gotta piss.Copy !req
605. - One more?
- Yeah. One more.Copy !req
606. Two fags decide they want a baby.Copy !req
607. So they Jack off in a cup...Copy !req
608. Use the sperm
to get a lady friend of theirs pregnant.Copy !req
609. Nine months later,
they go to the hospital.Copy !req
610. They see all the babies in the nursery.Copy !req
611. "Look," they say.
"Our baby's the sweetest one.Copy !req
612. He's not even crying at all."Copy !req
613. Goddamn it, what the fuck is it?Copy !req
614. "Now he's not crying," the nurse says.Copy !req
615. "Just wait till we take the pacifier
out of his ass."Copy !req
616. Right, yeah.Copy !req
617. Fuck me.Copy !req
618. Accident! Accident!Copy !req
619. God-fucking-damn it.Copy !req
620. Corrado, what happened?Copy !req
621. Oh, Jesus Christ on the cross.Copy !req
622. It's all right.Copy !req
623. Come on.Copy !req
624. I'm an old man.
It was an accident, for Christ sake.Copy !req
625. You're on ditropan
specifically to avoid incontinence.Copy !req
626. Not to mention Celexa, which should be
curtailing your aggressiveness.Copy !req
627. I'm taking my medication.Copy !req
628. Ask hormel, you don't believe me.Copy !req
629. Jameel. He's been let go.Copy !req
630. Mr. Soprano, there's a trust among staff
and patients regarding treatment.Copy !req
631. That means you have a choice:Copy !req
632. You can either wear depends while
you await transfer to another facility...Copy !req
633. Or you can take your medication
as prescribed.Copy !req
634. Here, corrado. Time for your medicine.Copy !req
635. Where the fuck is my iPod?Copy !req
636. Every day it's your iPod, Carter.
Stop causing a commotion.Copy !req
637. What'd you do that for?Copy !req
638. I should piss myself again?Copy !req
639. But I did the thing.Copy !req
640. They're muscling me,
what do you want me to tell you?Copy !req
641. I could have gotten in trouble.Copy !req
642. You don't even give a shit.Copy !req
643. - Let's get a card game together.
- They fired hormel.Copy !req
644. Jameel? Fuck him. You got me.Copy !req
645. Maybe tomorrow, kid.
I don't know. I'm tired.Copy !req
646. Old iron sides.Copy !req
647. You're supposed to say, "who, beansie?"Copy !req
648. Yeah.Copy !req
649. Where you been?Copy !req
650. You didn't come to lunch.Copy !req
651. I brought you these...Copy !req
652. From Keith. He owed me money.Copy !req
653. "Hootie and the blow fish."Copy !req
654. Thanks.Copy !req
655. That was a nice letter
you wrote to Cheney.Copy !req
656. But he don't read them himself.
They got computers that do it.Copy !req
657. I asked lynch, the professor.Copy !req
658. What are you talking to him for?Copy !req
659. Says we'll have a better chance
if we write him at his outfit...Copy !req
660. Halliburton.Copy !req
661. My father owned grumman stock.Copy !req
662. My grandpa said
my dad lacked character.Copy !req
663. Grandpa was a lion.Copy !req
664. You're very smart, Anthony.Copy !req
665. I'm sure you're very good
with spelling too.Copy !req
666. Rigatoni a la Paulie.Copy !req
667. But since you're eating it,
maybe it should be rigatoni a la Tony.Copy !req
668. What, you're not hungry?Copy !req
669. My fucking stomach.Copy !req
670. You know, when you went down below,
I thought I saw a whale.Copy !req
671. - No shit.
- It made me think of Ginny sack.Copy !req
672. That joke Ralph made about her,
that was some funny shit...Copy !req
673. No matter what John said.Copy !req
674. - Gotta have a sense of humor, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
675. I heard she took an office job.Copy !req
676. Chubb insurance.Copy !req
677. It was you told him, right?Copy !req
678. I mean, it's no big deal.
I could hardly resist.Copy !req
679. Grapevine, ton. I don't know.Copy !req
680. Yeah.Copy !req
681. He was a funny prick, that Ralph.Copy !req
682. His gladiator fixation...Copy !req
683. The time he hit Georgie in the eye
with the chain.Copy !req
684. I'd have loved to have seen John's face
when he heard that crack.Copy !req
685. Always fucking holier-than-thou
because he didn't fuck other women.Copy !req
686. Mr. Broomstick-up-his-ass.Copy !req
687. You know...Copy !req
688. No offense, but you ever
had yourself checked for tourette's?Copy !req
689. - What?
- Tourette syndrome.Copy !req
690. Seriously.Copy !req
691. - Like you got a tick or something.
- I don't know.Copy !req
692. It's like some people grind their teeth.Copy !req
693. When I'm nervous, tense or something.Copy !req
694. Come on,
you told John about that joke, right?Copy !req
695. - It wasn't me, ton.
- No?Copy !req
696. That's right.Copy !req
697. You want a drink?Copy !req
698. All right. Stewart's.Copy !req
699. - Think fast.
- Jesus. Ton.Copy !req
700. Fuck, that hurt.Copy !req
701. What does it take
to get something to eat?Copy !req
702. When my time comes, tell me...Copy !req
703. Will I stand up?Copy !req
704. - Who was at the door?
- "Williams-sonoma. From Paulie.Copy !req
705. The Elektra semiautomatic
chrome Espresso machine."Copy !req
706. - So?
- My god, Tony.Copy !req
707. This is like $2000.Copy !req
708. - I mean, what is wrong with that man?
- What's wrong with him? Nothing.Copy !req
709. It's guys like him
that allows our whole lifestyle here.Copy !req
710. Take me over to Jeanette's house.Copy !req
711. In an apparent escalation
of a mafia power struggle...Copy !req
712. What year? Let me seeCopy !req
713. '72, '73,
back in the feech la manna days.Copy !req
714. I'm on a roll. I mean,
I haven't lost a bet in fucking months.Copy !req
715. After a brazen ambush by...Copy !req
716. Hey, ton, you see this shit?Copy !req
717. Skip.Copy !req
718. Hey.Copy !req
719. Looks like Phil's the main Guinea
over there now, huh?Copy !req
720. Anyway, we're at Maxwell's plum...Copy !req
721. The Saturday night before the game.Copy !req
722. Who walks in but fucking namath.Copy !req
723. Three sheets to the wind,
fucking staggering like a sailor.Copy !req
724. So I know the game is going
into the toilet.Copy !req
725. I said to my brother Gerry...Copy !req
726. He was just a kid at the time.Copy !req
727. "Take this money down
to old caruso on the corner...Copy !req
728. And put it all against the jets."Copy !req
729. My brother was just recovering
from rheumatic fever...Copy !req