1. Ah, stupid thing.
The pressure is shot.Copy !req
2. Can you live with regular
instead of espresso?Copy !req
3. Never mind, sweetie.
Thanks anyway.Copy !req
4. Hey hey.
Sorry for the ambush.Copy !req
5. I brung up your paper.Copy !req
6. I am meeting
the new realtor.Copy !req
7. Yeah?
Good luck.Copy !req
8. Got a call from sergeant
danny over in newark p.d.Copy !req
9. - yeah? And?Copy !req
10. T? The feds are doing some
digging over by branford avenue.Copy !req
11. Willie overall...
The bookie,Copy !req
12. labor day, 1982?Copy !req
13. Danny says he hears it's larry
barese that's been talkin'.Copy !req
14. Lotta work
for a dead fuckin' bookie.Copy !req
15. Come on, kid. Do it.Copy !req
16. You made your bones
with that prick, eh?Copy !req
17. Yeah.Copy !req
18. Old zepupin's house.Copy !req
19. You were shaky a little,
but you did good.Copy !req
20. I remember
tellin' your old man.Copy !req
21. 25 years, T.Copy !req
22. Possible there's
nothing left.Copy !req
23. There'll be bones,
teeth.Copy !req
24. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
25. We're gonna pack
our toothbrushes.Copy !req
26. Call you in a few days
on the alternate cell.Copy !req
27. Any emergencies,
call sil or bobby.Copy !req
28. And if you need
more cash, call me.Copy !req
29. I know the drill, tony.Copy !req
30. You know, it's not like
I won a trip to paris.Copy !req
31. You have everything?
Your razor?Copy !req
32. Yeah.
Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
33. I... I can buy
whatever I need.Copy !req
34. - will you make sure you wear your sunblock?
- it's nothing.Copy !req
35. A little gambling charge,
that's all. It's gonna be fine.Copy !req
36. It's just... You know,
better safe than sorry.Copy !req
37. I know, it's just... This
is what life is still like...Copy !req
38. At our age?Copy !req
39. My tomatoes
are just coming in.Copy !req
40. It's good to see you.
- yeah.Copy !req
41. You seem good, junior,
I gotta say.Copy !req
42. You're not repeating
yourself so much.Copy !req
43. You gotta get me
out of here...Copy !req
44. The smell alone
in this fuckin' place.Copy !req
45. What do you hear
from my nephew?Copy !req
46. Tony? They sent me
a card for my birthday.Copy !req
47. I'm still waitin'
for an apology. Tell him.Copy !req
48. All right.Copy !req
49. Which one of you's
gonna tell him?Copy !req
50. We'll figure it out,
junior.Copy !req
51. If you made
an appointmentCopy !req
52. with an outside dentist,Copy !req
53. that might do
the trick.Copy !req
54. What trick?Copy !req
55. We'll meet you thereCopy !req
56. and sneak you off
in our car.Copy !req
57. Dinner, 10 minutes.Copy !req
58. So what do you think,
junior?Copy !req
59. Enchiladas tonight.Copy !req
60. Here's the electricians' union.Copy !req
61. Don't let 'e
take my plate, kid.Copy !req
62. Make sure there's enough
so everybody can buy in.Copy !req
63. $60.Copy !req
64. - for sodas and fuckin' candy?
- caffeinated sodas and sugar.Copy !req
65. You know some of them
ain't allowed this shit.Copy !req
66. Gets them all riled.
I could lose my job.Copy !req
67. - fuckin' stick-up artist. I already gave you
my watch. - don't count my money, nigga.Copy !req
68. You're makin' 500%
off these motherfuckers.Copy !req
69. You're good
till lights out.Copy !req
70. I'll steer people
away from the door.Copy !req
71. All right.
No-limit five-card stud.Copy !req
72. $40 buy-in to the house.Copy !req
73. The white buttons are five
bucks. The red buttons are 10.Copy !req
74. "red buttons."Copy !req
75. what'd you say?Copy !req
76. Today, we got coca-colas...Copy !req
77. Fuck was I just sayin'?Copy !req
78. - the soda, junior.
- what soda?Copy !req
79. Right, the coke.Copy !req
80. The real kind,
not the diet shit,Copy !req
81. ice cold,
five buttons.Copy !req
82. Plus, we got snickers,
kit-kats and sprees, also five.Copy !req
83. Ll take some sprees.Copy !req
84. Okay, ante up.Copy !req
85. This is nice, huh?Copy !req
86. A lile road trip,
just you and me...Copy !req
87. All things considered,
of course.Copy !req
88. Yeah, just like
the old days.Copy !req
89. Willie-fuckin'- overall,Copy !req
90. after all these years.Copy !req
91. You remember drivin' around with that
prick in the trunk lookin' for a spot?Copy !req
92. What was it, like a week
before a.j. Was born, right?Copy !req
93. No, meadow.Copy !req
94. - now she's gonna be a dr.
- yeah.Copy !req
95. Remember we took you
to luger's afterCopy !req
96. me, puss, ralphie.Copy !req
97. Chevy chase... Fuck ever
happened to him?Copy !req
98. Let me ask you something.Copy !req
99. You mentioned ralph before.Copy !req
100. A few years ago, he had
that beef with johnny sack,Copy !req
101. he made a crack about ginny...Copy !req
102. Huge fuckin' mole
on her ass or some shit.Copy !req
103. Yeah?Copy !req
104. Who the fuck would tell
johnny about that joke?Copy !req
105. How should I know?Copy !req
106. Nine of clubs.Copy !req
107. You know, I try
to be cooperative,Copy !req
108. but it's that same
message over and over!Copy !req
109. Walter,
what do you got?Copy !req
110. Flush.Copy !req
111. No, you don't.
George?Copy !req
112. - uh...
- what?Copy !req
113. - george, what do you got?
- hmm?Copy !req
114. - your hand.
- he's got alzheimer's!Copy !req
115. - help him, for christ's sake!
- pair of jacks.Copy !req
116. Guy comes home with a
bouquet of flowers for his wife.Copy !req
117. "I guess I'll have to spread
my legs now," she says.Copy !req
118. "why?" he asks.
"don't you have a vase?"Copy !req
119. high rollers only.
Keep walkin', professor.Copy !req
120. I'm not here to gamble.
I'm here looking for keith.Copy !req
121. Keith's busy. Take a hike.Copy !req
122. We had
a chess match, keith.Copy !req
123. The pride of rutgers...Copy !req
124. Slits his wrists
in the faculty loungeCopy !req
125. after he stabbed
the dean.Copy !req
126. At least some of us
know when we need help.Copy !req
127. Get the fuck out of here,
ya fuck...Copy !req
128. What did the blind man say
when he passed the fish market?Copy !req
129. I don't know.Copy !req
130. "good morning, ladies."Copy !req
131. what's going on, guys?Copy !req
132. - they're gambling, warren.
- relax, brian.Copy !req
133. What did we
say about this?Copy !req
134. What?
It's a friendly game.Copy !req
135. Corrado, it's too stressful. Lookt him!Copy !req
136. He's not even playin'.Copy !req
137. Come on, guys. Let's wrap it up.Copy !req
138. I saw your girl today
at pet therapy.Copy !req
139. Hodoes she keep
her coat so shiny?Copy !req
140. they can be unexpected,
frightening events.Copy !req
141. But they're justutiful
part of the scenery. Park,Copy !req
142. - crater lake is located high in the cascadesCopy !req
143. of south-central oregon, about
250 miles south of portland...Copy !req
144. I brought you your tea.Copy !req
145. You did a good job tonight,
kid. Here's your taste.Copy !req
146. - that's all right.Copy !req
147. Take it.
You earned it.Copy !req
148. Time once, I was a kid.Copy !req
149. You know, my oldan
was a stonemason.Copy !req
150. He took me to work...Copy !req
151. A job building a wall around
some rich lady's garden.Copy !req
152. She mes home.Copy !req
153. I help carry her groceries.Copy !req
154. She goes to give me
a quarter,Copy !req
155. which was a lot in
those days, but I say no.Copy !req
156. She goes in. No sooner
does she close the door,Copy !req
157. when... Crack! My old man gives
me a belt right across the mouth.Copy !req
158. "what are you, a millionaire?
You no need-a money?Copy !req
159. You no like-a eat?"Copy !req
160. "what are you, a millionaire?
You no need-wow. ney?Copy !req
161. Even still, he was right.Copy !req
162. He made me
walk home that night.Copy !req
163. 11 fuckin' miles from
essex fells back to newark.Copy !req
164. I'm from essex fells.Copy !req
165. - a rich kid, huh?Copy !req
166. Uh... Warren said I should
get my buttons backCopy !req
167. on account of we weren't
really supposed to be gambling.Copy !req
168. Tell warren
he can fuck himself.Copy !req
169. Got a problem with that,
tell him to come see me.Copy !req
170. Can I get a kit-kat
at least?Copy !req
171. Do you believe this guy?Copy !req
172. Get the fuck out of here?Copy !req
173. Once in third grade...Copy !req
174. I got a 96 on my spelling test,
highest mark in the class.Copy !req
175. I was so proud.Copy !req
176. I brought it home
to show my dad.Copy !req
177. "what happened to thother
four points?" he says.Copy !req
178. Fuck you!
Fuck... You!Copy !req
179. Uz f.m. Fredericksburg.Copy !req
180. Your home
for classic rock.Copy !req
181. 96.9.Copy !req
182. Paulie, we should stop.Copy !req
183. - fuck are we?
- virgin.Copy !req
184. You remember that place...Copy !req
185. The dive with
the fuckin' massage beds?Copy !req
186. It was in culpepper,
virginia.Copy !req
187. - the havenaire.
- ah!Copy !req
188. We met those 16-ye-old
hillbilly whoresCopy !req
189. near the taxi stand.Copy !req
190. Yeah.Copy !req
191. You want the old days,
let's go there.Copy !req
192. We'll get a room, bucket
of ice from the machine,Copy !req
193. bottle of scotch,
order up a couple steaks...Copy !req
194. Heh heh heh.
Now you're fuckin' talkin'.Copy !req
195. Excuse me!
This place, is it new?Copy !req
196. I think maybe,
I don't know.Copy !req
197. There was a motel
on this spot though, right?Copy !req
198. - the havenaire?
- I don't know.Copy !req
199. Fuckin' guy.Copy !req
200. Mr. Spears,
you're all set.Copy !req
201. Two king rooms, one night,
checking out tomorrow.Copy !req
202. From 6:00 to 10:00 we offer a
complimentary buffet breakfastCopy !req
203. in the courtesy room
off the lobby.Copy !req
204. Sign there, please.Copy !req
205. Can you have
room service send upCopy !req
206. two fifths
of glenlivet?Copy !req
207. I apologize, sir,
we don't serve bottles.Copy !req
208. There is a minibar
in the room however.Copy !req
209. - all right, a couple steaks then.
- with baked potatoes.Copy !req
210. Wraps and salads only
after 11:00.Copy !req
211. Buckingham's
is still open though.Copy !req
212. You could get some nachos.Copy !req
213. Your dad, boy.Copy !req
214. Him and me made this
trip a thousand timesCopy !req
215. back in the '60s.Copy !req
216. He had a piece
of that dog track, right?Copy !req
217. Among other things.Copy !req
218. This one time,
my first trip ever,Copy !req
219. we're going
through georgia.Copy !req
220. He's got a '59 eldorado
with the fins.Copy !req
221. The biarritz,
he used to let me steer.Copy !req
222. I'm like 20 at the time,
I'm a kid.Copy !req
223. Neveanyway, I'm drivin',
we get pulled over.Copy !req
224. State trooper with the hat,
fuckin' sunglasses.Copy !req
225. I got no driver's license.Copy !req
226. Of course not.Copy !req
227. I'm shittin'
a brick.Copy !req
228. This is the deep
fuckin' south we're in,Copy !req
229. and we're italian.Copy !req
230. I turn to your dad...
"what do I tell this prick?"Copy !req
231. "relax," he says. "tell him
your cousin's on the job."Copy !req
232. he gives me
a southern-sounding name.Copy !req
233. The guy comes over.Copy !req
234. "oh, my cousin's a state
trooper too," I tell him.Copy !req
235. "maybe you know him."Copy !req
236. "what's his name?"
"barney fife." pow!Copy !req
237. The prick gives me a shot, I
don't know what the fuck hit me.Copy !req
238. Your dad's fuckin'
pissing himself.Copy !req
239. I mean, I never watch tv.
How the fuck do I know, right?Copy !req
240. - so what happened?
- your dad had to "duke" the guy 100 fuckin' dollars.Copy !req
241. Probably ath's salary
in those days.Copy !req
242. You know, I remember you
around that time.Copy !req
243. When I was bad,
my dad used to threaten meCopy !req
244. he was gonna get uncle
paulie to come get me.Copy !req
245. Fuckin' johnny boy, eh?Copy !req
246. He loved you, my friend.Copy !req
247. I remember the night
you were born.Copy !req
248. Only time
I ever saw him cry.Copy !req
249. Heh.Copy !req
250. It's funny, you know, I...Copy !req
251. Never knew where
I stood with him.Copy !req
252. Like he didn't believe
in me or something.Copy !req
253. Fucking kidding?
He trusted you enoughCopy !req
254. to give you
the willie overall thing.Copy !req
255. - and you were what, 24?
- 22Copy !req
256. so there you go then.Copy !req
257. I tell the guy,
I said, "listen,Copy !req
258. I don't mind paying
for the tailpipe,Copy !req
259. but that fuckin' muffler's
still under warranty."Copy !req
260. - all set?
- yeah.Copy !req
261. - nice talking to ya.
- yeah, you too.Copy !req
262. Enjoy miami.Copy !req
263. What the fuck
is wrong with you?Copy !req
264. - what?
- you tell some fuckin' goober your life story?Copy !req
265. We're supposed
to be laying low.Copy !req
266. I'm gonna grab
some danish for the road.Copy !req
267. - you have shit on your pants, don.
- please be patient with him.Copy !req
268. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
269. Visiting day
at the zoo.Copy !req
270. Don't feed the chedrools.Copy !req
271. - uh, ma.
- how was church?Copy !req
272. It was fine.
It was good.Copy !req
273. You remember mr. Soprano?Copy !req
274. Corrado, please.
Hello, my dear.Copy !req
275. - how are you today?
- I'd complain, but who'd listen?Copy !req
276. They have me on some new
medication. It makes me salivate.Copy !req
277. I'll leave you two to visit.
I have some letters to answer.Copy !req
278. - he's a good boy, this one.
- thank you.Copy !req
279. I have this new medication they
put me on. It makes me salivate.Copy !req
280. How are you feeling?Copy !req
281. - fine.
- maybe you can clear something up.Copy !req
282. Dr. Mandl says you've been acting
aggressively toward other patients?Copy !req
283. First of all, that is
total fucking bullshit.Copy !req
284. - carter...
- secondly, why don't you just lead off with that?Copy !req
285. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
286. Instead of pretending to
give a shit how I feel.Copy !req
287. Now, apparently, you are becoming bully.Copy !req
288. Dr. Mandl feels you're modeling
your actions on the wrong people.Copy !req
289. - ally? Like who?
- you know who. That gangster.Copy !req
290. You of all people should know not to
believe what you read in the paper.Copy !req
291. All that crap
they wrote about daddy.Copy !req
292. That was
"the wall street journal."Copy !req
293. it was entirely different.Copy !req
294. It's never enough, is it?Copy !req
295. My whole time at m.I.t., you told
me to get out and make friends.Copy !req
296. Now I finally do learn
to assert myself a little,Copy !req
297. suddenly that's a negative.Copy !req
298. Checking in... Spears.Copy !req
299. - sil.
- I'll get us settled in.Copy !req
300. - hey.
- it's not good.Copy !req
301. The feds found a body.Copy !req
302. Skeleton. They tentatively
I.d.'d it as the guy.Copy !req
303. - ah, fuck.
- try and relax, huh?Copy !req
304. How's paulie holding up?Copy !req
305. Jaws are holding up fine.
He won't shut the fuck up.Copy !req
306. - that's too bad.
- what the fuck's he gotta worry about anyway?Copy !req
307. Scenario like this, the feds ain't
interested in him, believe me.Copy !req
308. Look, I love the guy,
it's just...Copy !req
309. - you know how he is.
- believe me, I hear you.Copy !req
310. What else?
Let me think.Copy !req
311. Um...Copy !req
312. I looked in on carm
and she's okay.Copy !req
313. All right, thanks.Copy !req
314. Call me if you hear anything.Copy !req
315. use your hat!Copy !req
316. - "and hope to hear from you soon."Copy !req
317. "sincerely... " no.Copy !req
318. "respectfully,
corrado soprano."Copy !req
319. read it back.Copy !req
320. "dear vice president cheney,Copy !req
321. as a powerful man all too
familiar with accidental gunplay,Copy !req
322. I am writing in the hope that
you will intervene in my case.Copy !req
323. Like yourself, I was involved
in an unfortunate incidentCopy !req
324. - when a gun I was handling misfired."Copy !req
325. - head up, yo.Copy !req
326. - I's you, I'd lay off the card games awhile.
- fuck's the matter?Copy !req
327. The professor snitched
you out to dr. Mandl.Copy !req
328. What do you do
with those, jameel?Copy !req
329. Autographed pictures of the
man who capped tony soprano?Copy !req
330. Shit, them motherfuckers
go right on ebay.Copy !req
331. Come on now, sign.Copy !req
332. That was our deal.Copy !req
333. You wanna keep
getting them sodas?Copy !req
334. Sick fuckin' world.Copy !req
335. - for you.
- oh, wow.Copy !req
336. I got one
for cristina and gia too.Copy !req
337. Thanks.Copy !req
338. Where's the dvd?Copy !req
339. That never occurred to me.Copy !req
340. I'll have sil fedex you one.Copy !req
341. - long as you're here.
Salut'.Copy !req
342. Hey, listen,
before the girls get here,Copy !req
343. remember that cuban guy I was telling
you about? He knocks over trucks.Copy !req
344. Last load was
american standardCopy !req
345. sinks, toilets, tubs...Copy !req
346. - no shit?
- mmm.Copy !req
347. - all right, let's talk.
- I'll give you his number, you call him.Copy !req
348. Now, check this out.Copy !req
349. You're not gonna believe what I found
when we were moving into the new house.Copy !req
350. Holy fucking shit.Copy !req
351. Mickey pinto
took that in 1963.Copy !req
352. Look at that hair.Copy !req
353. Handsome fuckin' guy, eh?Copy !req
354. That wristband,
the leather thing,Copy !req
355. I remember getting
one just like it,Copy !req
356. me and all my friends.Copy !req
357. Wanted to be a tough guy
just like him.Copy !req
358. That big one,
that's your uncle juniorCopy !req
359. and your old man
in front of satriale's.Copy !req
360. There he is.Copy !req
361. It's the biarritz.
We were just talking about that.Copy !req
362. I tell you what I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna have my daughterCopy !req
363. scan them into the computer so I
can get a couple of copies for you.Copy !req
364. Oh, that's my wife.
I gotta take this.Copy !req
365. No, stay, stay.
It's all right, come on.Copy !req
366. Uh, I gotta
empty my bag anyway.Copy !req
367. Hey, honey, sweetie, h?Copy !req
368. - gisays hi, guys.
- hello, gia!Copy !req
369. He pisses in a bag now?Copy !req
370. Jesus christ, fuckin.Copy !req
371. Supporting them with
a huge warehouse covering 28 acres!Copy !req
372. Stuffed to the rafters
with over 3,000 productsCopy !req
373. you can order
at rock bottom pricesCopy !req
374. and sell for profits
of up to 300% and more.Copy !req
375. It's easy to wish
for a better life...Copy !req
376. Just pick up the phone and
call this toll-free number... )Copy !req
377. - hello.
- junior, it's pat.Copy !req
378. You put any thought
to our plan?Copy !req
379. What plan?Copy !req
380. The dentist,
know, like we saidCopy !req
381. - who is this?
- it's pat!Copy !req
382. The dentis remember? You were
gonna make an appointment.Copy !req
383. You sneak me off,Copy !req
384. - where would I lam it?
- um... A safe house, I don't know.Copy !req
385. The time's not right.Copy !req
386. I'm being watched.
Call back later.Copy !req
387. - 'cause I'm headed back to sarasota soon...Copy !req
388. free to get started.
They give you plenty of ideasCopy !req
389. and support and the
quality of the productCopy !req
390. is even better than what you
see in the catalogs.Copy !req
391. I decided I wanted something
where I was my own boss...Copy !req
392. Back in the day...
'70s... Fuckin' '80s...Copy !req
393. You didn't make a move
in north jerseyCopy !req
394. without this one
up your ass.Copy !req
395. I wasn't even born yet.Copy !req
396. Please. Wanna talk
about stand-up guys?Copy !req
397. Sorry, beans.Copy !req
398. Hey, carlo, can we get
some more champagne please?Copy !req
399. Hey, remember that
yokel at the feastCopy !req
400. mouthing off
to your cousin?Copy !req
401. This maniac threw
a vat of hot oilCopy !req
402. right from the zeppole
stand on this prick.Copy !req
403. Oh my god.Copy !req
404. Little powdered sugar,
he would've been done.Copy !req
405. And ton', remember
when we all rentedCopy !req
406. that house
down the shore?Copy !req
407. - with the bedbugs?
- summer of '78.Copy !req
408. Carlo, silvio,
frankie napoli...Copy !req
409. - place up the beach...
- yeah.Copy !req
410. sonny spinz
from the bronx rented it,Copy !req
411. that's where
that hippy kidCopy !req
412. "mysteriously" drowned
during that party.Copy !req
413. Hey ton', you okay?Copy !req
414. Yeah yeah.Copy !req
415. You sure, T?
Yore being kinda quiet.Copy !req
416. That's 'cause...Copy !req
417. "remember when" is the lowest
form of conversation.Copy !req
418. I told tommy deleo
you're the boss now.Copy !req
419. This fucking deleo construction
has always been a problem.Copy !req
420. Tell him I personally
am upset.Copy !req
421. - nice gravy, huh?
- yeah.Copy !req
422. Anyway, yo taste.Copy !req
423. How's patricia?
You mind?Copy !req
424. Go ahead.Copy !req
425. Now I'll start by making a
mountain fold on each corner.Copy !req
426. Folding the corners into
the center of the paper...Copy !req
427. Touche, "captain blood."Copy !req
428. checkers,
the thinking man's game.Copy !req
429. You looking for a smack
in the fuckin' mouth?Copy !req
430. Corrado?Copy !req
431. Language, please.Copy !req
432. - what do you want?
- if you'd move, perhaps I could reach the chess set.Copy !req
433. And if I don't, what the
fuck are you gonna do then?Copy !req
434. - you don't intimidate me.
- corrado!Copy !req
435. - you're lucky she's here, you little prick.
- naturally.Copy !req
436. You're only toughwhen ty
figure nearbyCopy !req
437. so things don't go too far.
Oh, how the mighty have f...Copy !req
438. Corrado!Copy !req
439. Get him! Get him!Copy !req
440. How do you like that, huh?Copy !req
441. Fuckin' smart guy!
How do you like that!Copy !req
442. God, no!Copy !req
443. I'm gonna kill this prick.Copy !req
444. Would you describe mr.
Soprano as the aggressor?Copy !req
445. Is he generally
a troublemaker?Copy !req
446. Nah, he cool.Copy !req
447. You just gotta know
how to talk to him is all.Copy !req
448. That's a lovely watch
you're wearing.Copy !req
449. Is that vintage?Copy !req
450. Bulova, yeah.
Flea market.Copy !req
451. Must have been
quite expensive.Copy !req
452. Why am I the only caregiver
being interrogated here?Copy !req
453. It wouldn't happen to be because of
the color of my skin, now would it?Copy !req
454. Thank you for your
cooperation. You can go.Copy !req
455. I'm gonna write a change
order for soprano's meds.Copy !req
456. Yeah, I need a bridge loan.
If ya could.Copy !req
457. - 200k.
- done.Copy !req
458. What can il you?
I've been fucking mush lately.Copy !req
459. It happens.Copy !req
460. I lost the 1:00 game
by a field goal.Copy !req
461. It was a pick 'em. Then the
4:00 game, I'm chasing the money,Copy !req
462. I picked
the 49ers minus two.Copy !req
463. Ah, fuck it,
you don't want to hear this.Copy !req
464. It's been this way
the last couple months though.Copy !req
465. - listen, this too shall pass.Copy !req
466. - thanks, tateleh.
- any time.Copy !req
467. All right.Copy !req
468. Is this a nonsmoking room?Copy !req
469. Go ahead.Copy !req
470. Dinner was fun
the other night.Copy !req
471. - yeah.
- how do you know per?Copy !req
472. Who peter?Copy !req
473. Beansie?Copy !req
474. He's an old friend...Copy !req
475. From the neighborhood.Copy !req
476. So the other guy?
The one with, um...Copy !req
477. White hair thingies?
What's his name again?Copy !req
478. - paulie.
- right.Copy !req
479. What is he,
like, your best friend?Copy !req
480. - he say that?
- I just figured.Copy !req
481. The way he was talking.Copy !req
482. Honestly, I thought heas
your dad at first.Copy !req
483. There was a time
when I wished he was.Copy !req
484. He... He used to work
for my dad.Copy !req
485. I know, he told me.Copy !req
486. Corrado?
Corro?Copy !req
487. - huh?
- it's time for group.Copy !req
488. It's these new pills
last couple of days.Copy !req
489. I got no pep.Copy !req
490. Oh, that'll change. There's
a slight adjustment period.Copy !req
491. But I'm sleeping all the
time now. I can't focus.Copy !req
492. Just givit some time,
you'll feel a lot betterCopy !req
493. and your memory will
improve too.Copy !req
494. You know
that's bullshit, right?Copy !req
495. They're trying
to numb you out,Copy !req
496. 'cause of what you did
to the professor.Copy !req
497. Where the fuck
is this guy?Copy !req
498. West on 84,
beans said, right?Copy !req
499. There.Copy !req
500. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
501. Ho! Ho ho ho!
God damn it.Copy !req
502. Who's ramon?Copy !req
503. Waiting long?Copy !req
504. So everybody come tonight
except charo?Copy !req
505. All right, hold
on, hold on, hold on.Copy !req
506. I'm tony,
this is paulie.Copy !req
507. This is esteban
and the rest of the guys.Copy !req
508. So our friend in the wheelchair tells
us you get regular access to goods?Copy !req
509. Okay.Copy !req
510. I got a trailer
full of power tools,Copy !req
511. coming in later on
this month.Copy !req
512. Factory-sealed black
and deckers and makitas.Copy !req
513. I can get r you
50Ā¢ on the dollar.Copy !req
514. 60 grand.Copy !req
515. Well, 55 would work but that
includes shipping to jersey.Copy !req
516. We look
like fucking u.p.s.?Copy !req
517. Look, you send the truck up
north, we send it back-loaded.Copy !req
518. I got a line on air
mattresses, pool toys,Copy !req
519. and I can round the load
out with kerastase,Copy !req
520. it's a french shampoo...
$20 a bottle retail.Copy !req
521. Now yoget 5%
after sale,Copy !req
522. but that's gonna
involve a little trust.Copy !req
523. 'sta bien.Copy !req
524. All right.Copy !req
525. We're looking for
a long-term relationship.Copy !req
526. - we'll be calling.
- all right.Copy !req
527. You okay, tĆo?Copy !req
528. Corrado, how you
doing today?Copy !req
529. I'm dying a slow death,
that's how I'm doing.Copy !req
530. Just take
your meds, yo.Copy !req
531. Real fucking
nazi now, huh?Copy !req
532. Stop fucking pushing!Copy !req
533. Ah! I wasn't!Copy !req
534. yo, stop bumping
dickheads out there!Copy !req
535. You should have
seen him out there.Copy !req
536. The fuck can
handle himself.Copy !req
537. He's got the gazzis
of a 20-year-old.Copy !req
538. He's my friend, but, Jesus,
what a fucking chiacchierone.Copy !req
539. "yup-yup-yup-
yup-yup-yup."Copy !req
540. heells me, "don't say nothing
to nobody." he's got prostate.Copy !req
541. I say, "sure."
he tells everybody.Copy !req
542. He was always like that.Copy !req
543. Nah, he was
gary-fucking-cooper.Copy !req
544. You forget.Copy !req
545. One time, I fell asleep
while he was on the phone.Copy !req
546. I wake up
20 minutes later,Copy !req
547. and he was still going.Copy !req
548. I gotta say...Copy !req
549. It concerns me.Copy !req
550. Lately.Copy !req
551. Nah.Copy !req
552. Come on, huh?Copy !req
553. Hey, people live alone,
they get like that. It's sad.Copy !req
554. I'm leaving
for my card game.Copy !req
555. Are you two okay?Copy !req
556. - dinner was great, hon.
- any time, you know that.Copy !req
557. Thank you.Copy !req
558. That's a great girl
you got there.Copy !req
559. The way she stood by you.Copy !req
560. Now you see, that's what
paulie doesn't got.Copy !req
561. Now I'm speaking
to your point.Copy !req
562. He's got no wife.Copy !req
563. He's got no kids.Copy !req
564. He's got no steady
income stream neither.Copy !req
565. Which is coming
to an end. Barone,Copy !req
566. I told him, if you
can't show legit income,Copy !req
567. you're vulnerable
to the feds.Copy !req
568. He don't do
shit about it.Copy !req
569. I think you're worrying
for nothing, tony.Copy !req
570. Things are going great.Copy !req
571. Finally.Copy !req
572. Maybe I'm just...Copy !req
573. Waiting for the other
shoe to drop.Copy !req
574. All I know is,Copy !req
575. paulie gualtieri
is a stand-up guy.Copy !req
576. Has he ever really been
put the test?Copy !req
577. You know, he had this
painting of me in his house.Copy !req
578. I was all dressed up
like a fucking general.Copy !req
579. I heard out that.Copy !req
580. Yeah, it pissed me off.Copy !req
581. Thought it was
a fucking joke.Copy !req
582. - but I don't think it was.
- he loves you, ton'.Copy !req
583. You're all he's got.Copy !req
584. You, the guys
and his image.Copy !req
585. I love him too.Copy !req
586. You always did.Copy !req
587. Hey, sil.Copy !req
588. I'm here with bobby.Copy !req
589. - he just got a call frojenna.
- who?Copy !req
590. Karen's sister.Copy !req
591. Works in the courthouse.Copy !req
592. Oh, yeah yeah.Copy !req
593. And?Copy !req
594. - are you sitting down?
- just fucking tell me.Copy !req
595. Jackie aprile.Copy !req
596. - what?
- you heard me.Copy !req
597. Larry told them j.a.
Was totally responsibleCopy !req
598. for e death of a certain
african-american person.Copy !req
599. - he covered your
- congratulations, anthony!Copy !req
600. Yeah, well...Copy !req
601. You got to wonder
what's next, huh?Copy !req
602. Yeah,
but for tonight, huh?Copy !req
603. All right, thanks.Copy !req
604. Talk to you later.Copy !req
605. Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
606. We're off the hook
on this willie overall thing.Copy !req
607. Oh! Thank god!
That's fucking beautiful.Copy !req
608. Yeah.Copy !req
609. Know what we ought to do?Copy !req
610. We ought to treat ourselves
before we leave.Copy !req
611. I was thinking maybe we'd
do some sport fishing.Copy !req
612. You serious?Copy !req
613. Yeah?
What are you kidding,Copy !req
614. the fucking marlin
they got out here?Copy !req
615. We'll rent a boat.Copy !req
616. Yeah. Sure.Copy !req
617. "what's that got to do with
chien farming?" he asks.Copy !req
618. The whore says, "last year,
I raised over 5,000 cocks."Copy !req
619. - where you going?
- the head. I gotta piss.Copy !req
620. - one more?
- yeah. One more.Copy !req
621. Two fags decide
they want a baby.Copy !req
622. So they jack off
in a cup,Copy !req
623. use the sperm to get a lady
friend of theirs pregnant.Copy !req
624. Nine months later,
they go to the hospital.Copy !req
625. They see all the babies
in the nursery.Copy !req
626. "look," they say.
"our baby's the sweetest one.Copy !req
627. He's not even
crying at all."Copy !req
628. ah... God damn it,
what t fuck is it?Copy !req
629. "now he's not crying,"
the nurse says.Copy !req
630. "just wait till we take the
pacifier out of his ass."Copy !req
631. right, yeah.Copy !req
632. Oh, fuck me!Copy !req
633. Accident! Accident!Copy !req
634. God fucking damn it!Copy !req
635. Corrado,
what happened?Copy !req
636. Oh, Jesus christ
on the cross.Copy !req
637. It's all right.Copy !req
638. Come on.Copy !req
639. I'm an old man. It was an
accident, for christ's sake.Copy !req
640. You're on ditropan specifically
to avoid incontinence.Copy !req
641. Not to mention celexa, which should
be curtailing your aggressiveness.Copy !req
642. I'm taking my medication.Copy !req
643. Ask hormel,
you don't believe me.Copy !req
644. Jameel.
He's been let go.Copy !req
645. Mr. Soprano,
there's a mutual trustCopy !req
646. among the staff and our
patients regarding treatment.Copy !req
647. That means you
have a choice...Copy !req
648. You can either
wear dependsCopy !req
649. while you await transfer
to another facility,Copy !req
650. or you can take your
medication as prescribed.Copy !req
651. Here, corrado.
Time for your medicine.Copy !req
652. Where the fuck
is my ipod?Copy !req
653. Every day it's
your ipod, carter.Copy !req
654. Just stop causing
a commotion!Copy !req
655. What'd you do that for?Copy !req
656. I should piss
myself again?Copy !req
657. But I did the thing.Copy !req
658. They're muscling me,
what do you want me to tell you?Copy !req
659. I could have
gotten in trouble.Copy !req
660. You don't even
give a shit.Copy !req
661. Let's get
a card game together.Copy !req
662. - they fired hormel.
- jameel?Copy !req
663. Fuck him! You got me.Copy !req
664. Maybe tomorrow, kid.
Don't know. I'm tired.Copy !req
665. Old ironsides!Copy !req
666. Ho! You're supposed
to say "who, beansie?"Copy !req
667. yeah.Copy !req
668. Where you been?Copy !req
669. You didn't come
to lunch.Copy !req
670. I brought you
these...Copy !req
671. From keith.
He owed me money.Copy !req
672. "hootie
and the blowfish."Copy !req
673. thanks.Copy !req
674. That was a nice lett
you wrote to cheney.Copy !req
675. But he don't
read 'em himself,Copy !req
676. they got computers
that do it.Copy !req
677. I asked lynch,
the professor.Copy !req
678. What are you talking
to him for?Copy !req
679. He says we'll have a better chance
if we write him at his outfit...Copy !req
680. Halliburton.Copy !req
681. My father
owned umman ock.Copy !req
682. My grandpa said my dad
lackedharacter.Copy !req
683. Grandpa was a lion.Copy !req
684. You're very smart,
anthony.Copy !req
685. I'm sure you're very
good with spelling too.Copy !req
686. Rigatoni a la paulie.
He-he!Copy !req
687. But since you're eating it, maybe
it should be "rigatoni a la tony"?Copy !req
688. Heh heh.Copy !req
689. Ah!Copy !req
690. Oh, madonn'!Copy !req
691. What?
You're not hungry?Copy !req
692. My fucking stomach.Copy !req
693. You know, when you
went down below,Copy !req
694. I thought I saw
a whale.Copy !req
695. - no shit.
- it made me think of ginny sack.Copy !req
696. That joke ralph made about
her, that was some funny shit,Copy !req
697. no matter what john said.Copy !req
698. You got to have
a sense of humor, right?Copy !req
699. Yeah.Copy !req
700. I heard she took
an office job.Copy !req
701. - chubb insurance.
- heh heh!Copy !req
702. It was you
told him, right?Copy !req
703. I mean, it's no big deal.Copy !req
704. I could hardly resist.Copy !req
705. Grapevine, ton'.
I don't know.Copy !req
706. Yeah.Copy !req
707. He was a funny prick,
that ralph.Copy !req
708. His "gladiator" fixation,Copy !req
709. the time he hit georgie
in the eye with the chain.Copy !req
710. Heh heh heh!Copy !req
711. I'd have loved to have seen john's
face when he heard that crack.Copy !req
712. Always fucking holier-than-thou
'cause he didn't fuck other women.Copy !req
713. Mr. Broomstick-up-
his-ass.Copy !req
714. Heh heh heh.Copy !req
715. You know,Copy !req
716. no offense, but... You ever had
yourself checked for tourette's?Copy !req
717. What?Copy !req
718. Tourette's syndrome...Copy !req
719. Seriously.Copy !req
720. "heh heh." it's like you
got a tick or something.Copy !req
721. I dunno. It's like some
people grind their teeth.Copy !req
722. When I'm nervous...
Tense or something.Copy !req
723. Come on, you told
john about that joke, right?Copy !req
724. - it wasn't me, ton'.
- no?Copy !req
725. That's right.Copy !req
726. You want a drink?Copy !req
727. All right, stewarts.Copy !req
728. - think fast!
- Jesus! Ton'!Copy !req
729. Fuck, that hurt.Copy !req
730. What does it take
to get something to eat?Copy !req
731. When my time comes,Copy !req
732. tell me,
will I stand up?Copy !req
733. Who was at the door?Copy !req
734. "williams-sonoma.
From paulie.Copy !req
735. The elektra semiautomatic
chrome espresso machine."Copy !req
736. 4a>od2- so?
- my god, tony.Copy !req
737. This is, like, $2,000.Copy !req
738. I mean, what is
wrong with that man?Copy !req
739. What's wrong with him?
Nothing.Copy !req
740. It's guys like him that allows
our whole lifestyle here.Copy !req
741. Take me over
to jeanette's house.Copy !req
742. Ah!Copy !req
743. In an apparent escalation
of a mafia power struggle...Copy !req
744. What year? Let me see,Copy !req
745. '72, '73, back in
the feech lamanna days.Copy !req
746. I'm on a roll. I mean, I haven't
lost a bet in fucking months.Copy !req
747. after a brazen
ambush by...Copy !req
748. Hey, ton',
you see this shit?Copy !req
749. Skip.Copy !req
750. Hey.Copy !req
751. Looks like phil's the main
guinea over there now, huh?Copy !req
752. Anyway, we're at
maxwell's plum,Copy !req
753. the saturday night
before the game.Copy !req
754. Who walks in
but fucking namath?Copy !req
755. Three sheets to the wind, fuckin'
staggering like aailor.Copy !req
756. So I know the game is
going into the toilet.Copy !req
757. I said to
my brother jerry...Copy !req
758. He was just
a kid at the time...Copy !req
759. "take this money down
to old caruso on the cornerCopy !req
760. and put it all
against the jets."Copy !req
761. my brother was just recovering
from rheumatic fever...Copy !req