1. He's gonna win
another 50, 60K.
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2. All right, let's not
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3. These people you run into
wanna be boss, huh?
They should know.
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4. I told you.
You don't listen, you nut.
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5. You want a coffee?
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8. FBI, down!
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9. What is that?
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10. What?
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11. Is this it?
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12. - What's going on?
- Go back to sleep.
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13. Anthony Soprano,
Detective Gaudioso,
Essex County.
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14. I have a warrant
for your arrest.
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15. - For what?
- Are you Anthony Soprano?
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16. What, did you bring
the whole county with you?
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17. We don't take any
chances when it concerns
an illegal firearm
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18. containing hollow-point
ammunition.
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19. What?
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20. Where's the FBI?
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21. Can I see a warrant?
We have the right.
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22. Oh, thank God.
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23. Will you tell them he's
got a medical condition?
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24. This is his family doctor
right here. Ask him.
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25. Hello, Janice.
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26. Did you talk to Tony about
coming up to the lake
for his birthday?
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27. Tony was arrested
this morning.
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28. - For what?
- Weapons charge.
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29. They're booking him
in North Caldwell before
they take him to Newark.
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30. - I'm dropping off his clothes.
- It's a gun, no big deal.
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31. Hollow-point ammunition,
they said.
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32. Yeah, well,
he'll still make bail.
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33. You know he's not wild
about the drive, Janice.
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34. I really think it's
not the time right now.
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36. All right.
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37. If you have hollow-point bullets
in anything, take 'em out today.
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38. Oh, God damn it, A.J.,
there is tomato sauce
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40. A.J., I asked
for the brown suit
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dry-cleaning bag.
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42. The light didn't go on
in your closet.
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43. Stop it, will you please?
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44. That show of force,
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45. was that all about
humiliating Dad?
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46. Your Honor, the police
pulled over some kid
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with cocaine residue.
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49. with hollow-point bullets
on the floor.
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And mind you, not yesterday,
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to shoot at cans
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57. I gotta tell you, Phil,
you look fantastic.
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58. - As in science fiction?
- No. What? Come on.
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59. Fucking empty compliments.
I had major fucking
coronary disease.
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60. - He's not shitting you, Phil.
- I broke my fucking gazz'
in Florida
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61. on that goddamn recumbent
bike, I'll tell you that.
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62. Would I shit you?
You're my favorite turd.
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63. Fucking kid.
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64. Why don't you get
a real bike,
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to look at
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working the heart?
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67. Go over the handlebars,
have some fucking head trauma?
That's all I need.
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68. I'm 66 years old.
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69. Anyway, Phil,
welcome home.
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70. Thanks.
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71. Don't listen to me.
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72. I'm a cranky fuck lately.
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73. - Lately?
- Ooh!
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74. Why don't you get
a bike, you fat fuck?
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75. Ho...
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76. - How are you, Doc?
- Let me get a drink.
I'll be back.
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77. All right.
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78. Glad you're back, Phil.
This fucking guy.
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80. I'm here to enjoy
my grandchildren,
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82. Did you hear the news?
Pork Chop out in Jersey
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a weapon charge.
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84. Drops a gat in a field somewhere
three fucking years ago.
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85. - What the fuck?
- Jersey. Fucking farmers,
I don't know.
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86. Yeah, he was probably
going down on some sheep
or some shit.
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87. Gun violence is a blight
on Essex County,
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88. and Mr. Soprano
will be prosecuted
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89. to the fullest extent
of the law...
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90. You know what
that says, Hector?
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91. That's your mommy's
name... Blanca.
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92. Blanca Blanca Blanca.
That's Mommy's name.
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93. A.J., can you
turn that off, please?
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94. Tony?
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95. Take the yellow ribbons
down, everybody.
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96. Our boy's come home.
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97. - Dad.
- Hey. I'm fine.
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98. They let him out already?
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99. What she means is,
in our neighborhood
people don't get out right away.
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100. - Hello.
- Where's Christopher?
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101. I don't know.
I thought he was here.
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102. Hold on. It's Bobby.
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103. - Yeah.
- You want me to come down?
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104. No, nothing a hot shower
won't fix.
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105. Carm told Jan
you were on the fence
about the weekend.
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106. I don't know.
Sit around, chew the fat.
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107. We got the meeting
with the Canadians.
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108. Ton, with these hassles,
you should make it
up our way here.
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109. You know, maybe that's
not such a bad idea.
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110. Mr. Federal Attorney.
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111. - What can I do for you?
- You had to have your
cheap headline, huh?
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112. Can you really not be aware
we've been building a RICO case
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113. against Tony Soprano
for five fucking years?
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114. Then you blow this
popcorn fart.
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115. Are you gonna relax?
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116. It's just all this
little stuff,
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one little bar up here.
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118. I mean, what if the broker's
trying to contact me?
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119. Caravan for my house
is on Tuesday, and the gas
is still off.
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120. Mine works.
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121. - Hello.
- Essex County dropped
the charges.
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122. I told you it was
a piece-of-shit case.
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123. Two years old,
no decent prints.
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124. Santa Claus could have
dropped that gun in the snow.
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125. They dropped the charges.
Well, I'd say I owe you one,
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126. but I'm sure
it's more than one.
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127. Neil, thanks again.
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128. Thank God. I really
didn't want it hanging
over your birthday.
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129. Can we forget already
that it's my birthday?
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130. You say that
and then you get upset
if nobody makes a fuss.
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131. - Hi.
- There you are.
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132. I was starting
to get worried.
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133. Traffic was horrible.
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134. - I've had to pee
since Glen Falls.
- Well, go.
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135. - Hey. Mwah!
- Hey, Sis.
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136. National Lampoon's Vacation.
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137. How you doing?
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138. How are you?
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139. You know, I gotta
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142. Aren't you adorable too
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143. with your matching dress
just like Mommy's?
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144. - Hi, Mercedes.
- Hello.
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145. It's your favorite uncle.
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146. There she is.
It's that little girl,
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148. - Gladys?
- Nica.
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149. - No, Murgatroyd.
- Nica.
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150. Uh-oh.
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151. Daddy.
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152. - Oh, Daddy's girl.
- Daddy's little girl.
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153. - Who's hungry?
- You know, a water
would be perfect.
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154. - Pellegrino?
- Sure.
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155. He's gonna pass.
He's stuffed.
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156. - ShopRite Sparkling?
- Sure.
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157. If Frank Sinatra
were coming here
to celebrate his birthday,
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158. would you leave
the lawn like that?
Looks like shit.
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159. He has enough
lawn maintenance
at the new house
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160. since somebody let
the gardener go.
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161. Oh, the house
wasn't enough.
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162. I'm joking.
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163. You know how
grateful we are.
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164. Beer, Ton?
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166. Marone.
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167. 800 rounds per.
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the inner carrier.
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169. And what I like,
it's got the Panther
fluted barrel.
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170. Is this how
you bagged that deer?
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171. I wouldn't use a firearm
like this on a deer.
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172. It's unsportsmanlike.
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173. Oh, like the poor prick's
got a chance against a 30.06.
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174. Actually,
last two seasons,
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175. I've been using
a bow and arrow exclusively.
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176. Get the fuck out
of here.
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177. Seriously, it levels
the playing field.
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178. The AR-10,
that's my birthday
present to you.
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179. Thanks, Bobby.
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180. Don't say shit
to Carmela.
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181. Me and Tony almost got
a summer place...
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remember, Tony?
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183. Any more
stuffed mushrooms?
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184. My pop bought this place
'cause it was close to Canada.
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185. He had ties in Montreal.
You know, Ton.
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186. His father, my grandpop,
come into the country
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Montreal, illegally.
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188. No kidding?
He wasn't Ellis Island,
your grandfather?
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189. Nah, got mixed up
in some shenanigans
on the other side,
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190. anti-government
or something.
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191. Had a police record.
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192. They oughta build
a wall now, though.
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193. - I'm telling you.
- Amen.
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194. Mommy!
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195. When are the kids back?
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197. and Robert
the end of the month.
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198. That's nice.
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199. I'm very lucky
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after all these years.
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201. Look at you and me, Tony.
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202. Who would have thought
we'd have the kind of
relationship we have now?
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211. - I'm sure Carm would agree.
- I would.
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212. Oh, look,
the fish are jumping.
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How am I different?
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- Oh my God, please.
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- You don't wanna know.
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in the water.
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and having drinks, barbecuing.
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all these people around,
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managed to fall into the pool.
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till finally they found him
floating face down
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226. Poor kid's in one of those
padded wheelchairs now.
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out of my mind.
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229. I don't know why.
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230. Happy birthday.
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to rain down there,
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the cellar windows are closed.
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233. - Okay.
- And make sure
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by Dad's wine rack.
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235. - Okay!
- Easy, big fella.
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236. - That Jacuzzi's bitchin'.
- Who is that?
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237. That's Fran the waitress.
We're really busy down here.
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238. - You're at work?
- Yes, I'm at the pizzeria.
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239. All right,
I'll talk to you later.
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240. Bye.
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241. The Jacuzzi
and the tub's fantastic.
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to wash the sheets, okay?
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247. Hm.
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a little at lunch today?
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249. I think he's feeling
his age.
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250. What do you think
it's like for me?
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Tippy's Milk-Bones
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it was a cookie.
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was a splitter.
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against each other...
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I guess.
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259. I couldn't help hearing
you with A.J.
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260. God, you gotta walk on eggshells
with these kids today, huh?
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261. We're almost through
that phase, thank God.
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he'd go back to college.
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at Blanca's.
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that as her babies got older,
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to talk and express ideas,
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the trouble started.
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273. It wasn't that
she didn't love us.
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274. Mmm-mmm!
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performer for some time now.
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276. Plus, you're my
brother-in-law.
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you think about things.
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We both are.
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279. - World's still in front of us.
- Balls.
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281. 80% of the time it ends up
in the can like Johnny Sack
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at Cozarelli's.
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283. Don't even say it.
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284. No risk, no reward.
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285. I mean, yeah, our line of work,
it's always out there.
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286. You probably don't even hear it
when it happens, right?
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287. Ask your friend
in there on the wall.
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288. Listen to us.
Morbid fucks.
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289. Come to think of it,
you never popped your cherry
in that regard, right?
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291. Yet your old man was
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but no.
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295. It's a big fat pain
in the balls.
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with DNA evidence.
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wanted it for me.
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with all the worry
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just stayed in the shop
full-time,
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301. To be honest, I'd rather
he fucking shot me
than cut my hair.
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I've been bringing along
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could bring down a boss,
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304. and take care of Carmela
too, in case...
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305. God forbid.
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306. Now maybe
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and this person...
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309. - Sorry to hear it.
- It happens.
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facilities manager,
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so we do all the
window replacements
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you should work that.
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to be considered.
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315. Then we'll see what
happens after that, long-term.
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- And grappa.
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any presents, just...
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every year.
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believe me.
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from when we were kids
transferred.
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very thoughtful.
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- Oh, look at these.
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328. TaylorMades, wow!
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a funny, smart, lovable,
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331. - "You're mine."
- Aww.
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- Happy birthday.
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beautiful spot
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that I love.
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- Salute.
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Fuck me.
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It goes in the bank.
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- What Free Parking rule?
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and Chance goes into the middle.
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gets the money.
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in the rules.
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in the rules, but a lot
of people play it that way.
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of excitement to the game.
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growing up in our house,
this is how we played.
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Just play the game.
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How about some Rémy?
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- Yay!
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- Marvin Gardens
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- Saw what?
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- This is bullshit.
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and you make it
just about luck.
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to this fucking crybaby?
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my own fucking rules?
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I land on one of my properties,
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How about that?
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371. How about that?
How about that?
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my turn?
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on Ventnor.
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good night again.
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378. - Aww.
- You gotta go to bed, baby.
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to bed,
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a Willy Wonka Laffy Taffy.
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383. - Laffy Taffy!
- Jan, we talked about this.
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between bribery
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a bribe to me.
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Butt the fuck out.
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Night-night.
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Send it to Parents magazine.
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to mean?
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remember?
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393. You tape-recorded me
and Barb fighting.
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for over a fucking month.
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- Oh! Yeah, you did.
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- You what?
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family stories, Ton?
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that Mom and Dad
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from the Copa?
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- That never even happened.
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for public consumption.
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- They're driving back
from Manhattan
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and his goomar.
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her name, Tony?
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the story, through her.
Rose Marie.
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my father's driving,
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You know how she'd get.
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I guess.
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- Oh my God.
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- Holy shit.
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her beehive hairdo.
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never told me that story.
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what's the big deal?
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a fucking dysfunctional family.
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419. And don't you ever
tell the kids that
about their grandfather.
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420. Of course not.
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421. So did you guys
look at her hair?
Was there powder burns?
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422. She had it bobbed
the next day.
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423. - Play the game.
- Okay okay.
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424. Doubles.
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425. Ah, one-two-three,
four-five-six...
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426. Boardwalk...
I own it.
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427. You blew guys
under it.
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428. I roll again.
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429. Okay.
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430. "Second prize in
a beauty contest.
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431. Collect $10."
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432. Go ahead!
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433. Make your stupid joke.
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434. I got nothing to say.
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435. Think I'll buy a railroad.
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436. A German Shepherd's shaved
asshole won first prize.
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437. Ho... you're talking
about my wife.
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438. - You married her.
- This is my home.
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439. No more talking
like that.
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440. - It's okay, Bobby.
- Stay outta this.
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441. You Sopranos...
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442. you go too far.
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443. All right. You know,
Jan, he's right.
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444. I'm sorry.
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445. I crossed the line.
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446. - I apologize.
- Won't happen again.
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447. My turn... oh fuck,
Income Tax.
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448. - Oh, Tony!
- Bobby!
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449. No, stop!
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450. What are you doing?
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451. Stop that now!
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452. You fuck!
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453. Tony!
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454. Tony!
Stop it!
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455. Ow!
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456. Bobby!
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457. What the fuck are you doing?
Stop!
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458. Bobby!
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459. Mommy! Mommy!
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460. What do we pay you for?
Put her to bed.
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461. Bobby!
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462. Tony... Tony,
are you all right?
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463. Oh, Jesus.
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464. Come on... oh.
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465. Bobby... stop.
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466. Stop, you are
in no condition.
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467. You'll kill yourself!
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468. Fuck!
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469. I'm okay.
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470. Oh, my shoulder
is killing me.
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471. Jesus-fucking-Christ, Tony.
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472. Is he all right?
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473. Hold it, everybody.
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474. Look, Ton'...
I'm really sorry.
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475. Bobby, just shut up.
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476. Let's all just
go to bed.
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477. I'll go get some ice.
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478. What the fuck were
you thinking?
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479. You're my wife.
He insulted you.
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480. I'm a big girl.
I can take care of myself.
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481. Oh, God, he is
head of the family.
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482. Do you think he's just
gonna wake up tomorrow
and forget about this?
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483. What the fuck are you doing?
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484. You beat me
fair and square.
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485. Come on, let's just...
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486. Well, I hope
you're proud of yourself.
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487. How's your shoulder?
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488. - Great.
- Maybe we should
have it looked at.
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489. I'm packed.
I would like to go.
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490. You were right. You told me
to ease up on the drinking.
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491. - You shoulda insisted.
- So now it's my fault?
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492. Go wash your face
so we can leave.
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493. I hope you're hungry.
I made a frittata.
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494. And Ramos fizzes.
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495. Well, thank you, but we think
it'd be better if we left.
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496. Not because of
last night?
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497. It's for the best.
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498. Come on, we're family!
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499. Jesus,
these things happen.
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500. I really think we'd all
be more comfortable.
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501. We had a little
too much to drink,
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502. but no harm done.
The whole thing's
already forgotten.
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503. Besides, Tony, we have
that thing later.
The Canucks.
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504. It's a sin
to waste food.
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505. Well, I don't know.
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506. Here...
hair of the dog.
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507. suicide car bomber
kills two U.S. soldiers...
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508. west of Baghdad.
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509. That makes five Americans
killed in Iraq over
the past two days.
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510. There are
more Iraqi deaths,
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511. at least 29 bodies found
scattered around Baghdad
today...
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512. Fucking look at him
out there.
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513. What?
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514. I've seen that
sitting in the chair thing.
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515. Come on.
People sit in chairs.
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516. The couple from
Verona never came back
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517. to take a second look
at the house.
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518. Meadow's staying in
this weekend to study.
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519. Pediatricians aren't
the highest-paid doctors...
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520. that's radiologists.
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521. But still, what
a wonderful thing to be.
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522. That fucking throw rug
hadn't have been there...
would've been
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523. - Bobby on his back, not me.
- What?
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524. I wouldn't have slipped.
I would have kicked his ass.
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525. Jesus Christ,
do you think I care?
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526. Oh, you don't, huh?
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527. You were there...
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528. that night in the crowd
in the parking lot
at Pizza World,
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529. when I took
Dominic Tedesco.
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530. I didn't even know your name,
but I remember
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531. our eyes met,
and you were blown away.
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532. I was in fucking
high school.
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533. I'm supposed to be
turned on by you beating up
your brother-in-law
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534. at your 47th birthday?
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535. How old is Bobby?
42, 43?
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536. You think those four years
don't make a difference?
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537. You had it coming.
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538. You get away with murder
because you're his boss.
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539. Oh, really?
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540. And how about the fact
he wouldn't be living
in that fucking mansion
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541. if it wasn't for me?
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542. I had to sacrifice my entire
friendship with Johnny Sack
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543. to get him and Janice
that house.
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544. Funny how everybody
forgets that, huh?
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545. They are grateful, Tony.
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546. Jesus...!
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547. You know, you and your sister,
you are emotionally blocked.
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548. I'm old, Carm.
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549. And my body has
suffered a trauma
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550. that it will probably
never fully recover from,
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551. so why don't we just
face the facts?
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552. - Yeah?
- Hey, T, it's me.
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553. Just wanted to wish you
a belated happy birthday.
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554. We had a scare last summer.
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555. Guy down the road was fishing,
thought he caught a snakehead.
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556. Yuck.
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557. Thankfully,
it was only a bowfin.
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558. - What's a snakehead?
- It's this horrible,
ugly fish...
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559. Tell you something,
Bobby.
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560. We had this little tussle
a year ago,
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561. before my injury...
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562. This again?
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563. Ton, I think
everyone here knows
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564. you were at
a disadvantage.
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565. I don't want to take
nothing away from you,
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566. but...
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567. sucker punch is
a sucker punch.
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568. So then it wasn't
fair and square?
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569. I mean, make up
your mind.
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570. I think we both know
what's what.
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571. But forget about it.
I have.
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572. Come on, Bobby,
let's go.
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573. Where are
you two going?
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574. Play some golf
with some people.
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575. Oh, right.
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576. Why don't you just hit
a few into the lake?
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577. Bobby, come on.
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578. You okay?
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579. Could turn the air on.
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580. I'm good.
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581. Just I should have taken
a leak before we left.
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582. Oh, honey,
look at you go!
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583. Mercedes, you didn't tell me
that you were taking her
in the lake.
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584. I'm watching her,
Miss Janice.
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585. You're supposed
to tell me
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586. whenever you take her
in the lake.
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587. It's all right.
I'm here, too.
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588. I don't want Nica
going in the lake
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589. without my knowing.
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590. Come on, you've been
in there long enough.
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591. Domenica, did you hear me?
I'm talking to you.
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592. No!
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593. What did you say?
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594. Nica, come over here.
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595. - No.
- Don't tell me no.
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596. Don't you ever
tell me no!
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597. - Mad.
- You're not mad.
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598. You have no right
to feel mad.
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599. I'll give you something
to be mad about.
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600. Take her to the house,
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601. and put her to bed now.
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602. She's never spoken to me
like that before, never.
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603. - Probably needs that nap.
- That fucking Bobby Jr,
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604. he's going through his
goddamn adolescence.
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605. He's nothing but
lip and attitude.
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606. She's imitating.
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607. She's got
that pitch-perfect ear.
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608. I'm a little hyper today.
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609. Maybe it's these
estrogen pills.
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610. Well, if you're
as hungover as I am...
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611. That was some story
you told, though.
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612. My dad and the gun?
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613. That alone was worth
the price of admission.
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614. Oh, he was Nabolidan'
to his core, boy.
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615. Mmm.
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616. I had this boyfriend once...
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617. one night he hit me.
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618. Boy, oh, boy,
I blew my lid.
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619. I completely exploded.
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620. I'm more like my dad.
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621. Than who?
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622. Tony, for example.
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623. So, what are you saying?
He's more like your mother?
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624. No.
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625. Listen, he's got that
temper too.
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626. In the end he went
his separate way.
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627. Who?
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628. My boyfriend.
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629. I'm not proud of it, though.
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630. Sounds like he deserved it.
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631. My mother, though,
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632. she could lay out in
the weeds for days, years,
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633. waiting to strike.
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634. That verbal diarrhea,
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635. when you got something in
that head of yours, Janice,
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636. you give yourself away.
What are you saying
about my husband?
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637. What... what did I say?
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638. I don't know what goes
on in your house,
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639. but for your information,
Tony has never raised his hand
to his children.
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640. Nothing goes on
in my house.
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641. - Or to me.
- Fine.
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642. But you know what,
I take that back.
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643. Once he slapped A.J.,
and he felt horrible about it...
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644. for days.
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645. Bobby took advantage of him
last night
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646. when Tony had had
too much to drink.
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647. There is no excuse for the way
Bobby blindsided him.
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648. Tony is not
a vindictive man.
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649. What did I say?
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650. You had a pretty good success
with the Lipitor, right?
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651. Well, at this moment we could
also sell to you Fosamax.
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652. Medication for...
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653. osteo... osteporose, you know,
for the women, their bones.
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654. Now, one month's
supply of Fosamax,
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655. four pilules... pills,
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656. sells for $70 U.S.
from the pharmacy.
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657. We sell four pills
to you for $10 U.S.
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658. - What, are they counterfeit?
- No, no, no.
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659. They're true. They're
from Assurance Maladie,
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660. but expiree... like, old.
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661. Change the date,
nobody knows.
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662. How much... Fosamax
can you get?
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663. 20,000 pills
every three months.
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664. There some way we could
get you to lower your price?
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665. You already make
a big profit.
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666. That's a good deal.
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667. And we'll give you
the first pills
in one week, Monday.
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668. What?
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669. I cannot come the week next
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670. because ma soeur...
my sister,
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671. she has problems
in the court.
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672. She got a good lawyer?
Makes all the difference.
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673. And her old husband,
he wants to take the child
they have together
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674. to Winnipeg, because
he's some drummer over there.
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675. - Can you believe this?
- She never see her son.
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676. Separate a child
from his mother?
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677. I mean, what kind
of person does this?
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678. I would give anything to be,
you know, debarasse
of this shit.
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679. To have him gone
from her life...
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680. That's tough
talk, bon ami.
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681. I'm really serious.
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682. I tell you what:
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683. you knock your price
down to 35 grande,
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684. and we'll see what we can do
about making your sister's
custody problem
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685. go away.
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686. And I'm not talking
about a lawyer, either.
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687. Now, who does this?
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688. You pay to some
drug addict?
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689. No, somebody reliable.
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690. We got to talk.
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691. You'll take care
of this, right?
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692. Sure.
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693. No bow and arrows now.
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694. Ooh.
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695. Nice, huh?
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696. Bobby...
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697. Hi, hi.
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698. Mwah!
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699. Oh, how was the game?
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700. Oh, you know,
he held his own, but...
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701. Must have been
the new clubs.
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702. - Yeah.
- Do you want
to eat something?
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703. No no, I figure we
should hit the road,
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704. - beat the traffic.
- Okay.
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705. You let him win.
Smart.
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706. Drive carefully.
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707. Here.
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708. Thanks again
for my present.
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709. Oh, wait till you see
the shots of Aunt Gemma
from the '60s.
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710. You forget what a beauty
she was before the steroids.
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711. - Bobby, you're
a wonderful host.
- It was our pleasure.
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712. Goodbye. When Nica
wakes up from her nap,
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713. give her a belly
smooch from us.
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714. Okay. Bye.
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715. He broke your balls
about the fight, didn't he?
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716. No, he didn't.
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717. - Bobby? Where are you going?
- It's business, Jan.
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718. - Now?
- Yeah.
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719. - Well, when are you
coming back?
- I'm not sure.
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720. - A couple days.
- A couple of days?
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721. The Salernos are
coming tomorrow.
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722. Stop fucking nagging me.
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723. I'll be back
as soon as I can.
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724. - Allo, Natalie.
- Salute.
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725. Yeah?
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726. Some news about this
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727. - it's not going away.
- You said they dropped it.
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728. Essex County did,
but now looks like
the feds took it over.
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729. Fuck.
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730. What happened to
"It's a piece-of-shit case"?
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731. It is. Unwinnable.
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732. But fold it into a RICO,
it adds a predicate.
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733. Good news is if they
had what they needed
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734. we'd be having this
conversation through glass.
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735. I gotta go.
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736. Girls, let's do
the tea now.
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737. Pour a little
for Jamie too.
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738. - Bobby, finally!
- Hey, Bobby.
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739. Daddy!
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