1. He's gonna win another 50,60K.
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2. All right, let's not
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3. These people you run into wanna
be boss, huh? They should know.
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4. I told you.
You don't listen, you nut.
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5. You want a coffee?
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6. I don't know—
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7. FBI, get down!
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8. FBI, down!
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9. What is that?
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10. What?
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11. Is this it?
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12. - What's going on?
- Go back to sleep.
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13. Anthony Soprano,
Detective Gaudioso, Essex County.
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14. I have a warrant for your arrest.
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15. - For what?
- Are you Anthony Soprano?
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16. What, did you bring
the whole county with you?
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17. We don't take any chances
when it concerns an illegal firearm
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18. containing hollow-point
ammunition.
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19. What?
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20. Where's the FBI?
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21. Can I see a warrant?
We have the right.
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22. Oh, thank God.
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23. Will you tell them he's
got a medical condition?
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24. This is his family doctor
right here. Ask him.
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25. Hello, Janice.
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26. Did you talk to Tony about
coming up to the lake for his birthday?
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27. Tony was arrested
this morning.
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28. - For what?
- Weapons charge.
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29. They're booking him in North Caldwell
before they take him to Newark.
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30. - I'm dropping off his clothes.
- It's a gun, no big deal.
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31. Hollow-point ammunition,
they said.
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32. Yeah, well,
he'll still make bail.
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33. You know he's not wild
about the drive, Janice.
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34. I really think it's
not the time right now.
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36. All right.
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37. If you have hollow-point bullets
in anything, take 'em out today.
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38. Oh, God damn it, AJ,
there is tomato sauce
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40. AJ, I asked
for the brown suit
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dry-cleaning bag.
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42. That show of force,
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43. was that all about
humiliating Dad?
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44. Your Honor, the police
pulled over some kid
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45. and found a baggie
with cocaine residue.
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46. They also found a gun loaded
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47. with hollow-point bullets
on the floor.
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48. Now in order
to beat the rap,
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51. drop that weapon.
And mind you, not yesterday,
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to shoot at cans
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55. I gotta tell you, Phil,
you look fantastic.
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56. - As in science fiction?
- No. What? Come on.
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57. Fucking empty compliments.
I had major fucking coronary disease.
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58. - He's not shitting you, Phil.
- I broke my fucking gazz in Florida
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59. on that goddamn recumbent
bike, I'll tell you that.
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60. Would I shit you?
You're my favorite turd.
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61. Fucking kid.
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62. Why don't you get
a real bike,
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63. have some beach pussy
to look at
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working the heart?
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65. Go over the handlebars, have some
fucking head trauma? That's all I need.
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66. I'm 66 years old.
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67. Anyway, Phil,
welcome home.
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68. Thanks.
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69. Don't listen to me.
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70. I'm a cranky fuck lately.
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71. - Lately?
- Ooh!
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72. Why don't you get
a bike, you fat fuck?
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73. Ho...
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74. - How are you, Doc?
- Let me get a drink. I'll be back.
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75. All right.
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76. Glad you're back, Phil.
This fucking guy.
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77. How you doing?
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78. I'm here to enjoy
my grandchildren,
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80. Did you hear the news?
Pork Chop out in Jersey
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81. got pinched on
a weapon charge.
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82. Drops a gat in a field somewhere
three fucking years ago.
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83. - What the fuck?
- Jersey. Fucking farmers, I don't know.
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84. Yeah, he was probably going down
on some sheep or some shit.
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85. Gun violence is a blight
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86. on Essex County,
and Mr. Soprano will be prosecuted
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87. to the fullest extent
of the law...
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88. You know what
that says, Hector?
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89. That's your mommy's
name— Blanca.
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90. Blanca Blanca Blanca.
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91. That's Mommy's name.
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92. AJ, can you
turn that off, please?
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93. Tony.
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94. Take the yellow ribbons down,
everybody. Our boy's come home.
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95. - Dad.
- Hey. I'm fine.
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96. They let him
out already?
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97. What she means is, in our neighborhood
people don't get out right away.
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98. - Hello.
- Where's Christopher?
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99. I don't know.
I thought he was here.
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100. Hold on.
It's Bobby.
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101. - Yeah.
- You want me to come down?
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102. No, nothing a hot shower
won't fix.
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103. Carm told Jan you were
on the fence about the weekend.
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104. I don't know.
Sit around, chew the fat.
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105. We got the meeting
with the Canadians.
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106. Ton', with these hassles, you should
make it up our way here.
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107. You know, maybe that's
not such a bad idea.
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108. Mr. Federal Attorney.
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109. - What can I do for you?
- You had to have your cheap headline?
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110. Can you really not be aware
we've been building a RICO case
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111. against Tony Soprano
for five fucking years?
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112. Then you blow this
popcorn fart.
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113. Are you gonna relax?
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114. It's just all this
little stuff,
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one little bar up here.
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116. I mean, what if the broker's
trying to contact me?
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117. Caravan for my house is on Tuesday,
and the gas is still off.
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118. Mine works.
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119. - Hello.
- Essex County dropped the charges.
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120. I told you it was
a piece-of-shit case.
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121. Two years old,
no decent prints.
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122. Santa Claus could have
dropped that gun in the snow.
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123. They dropped the charges.
Well, I'd say I owe you one,
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124. but I'm sure
it's more than one.
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125. Neil, thanks again.
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126. Thank God. I really didn't want it
hanging over your birthday.
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127. Can we forget already
that it's my birthday?
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128. You say that and then you get upset
if nobody makes a fuss.
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129. - Hi.
- There you are.
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130. I was starting
to get worried.
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131. Traffic was horrible.
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132. - I've had to pee since Glen Falls.
- Well, go.
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133. Hey, Sis.
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Vacation."
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135. How you doing?
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136. How are you?
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137. You know, I gotta
admit it— every time,
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140. Aren't you adorable too
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141. with your matching dress
just like Mommy's?
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142. - Hi, Mercedes.
- Hello.
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143. It's your favorite uncle.
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144. There she is.
It's that little girl,
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145. but I forget her name.
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146. - Gladys?
- Nica.
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147. - No, Murgatroyd.
- Nica.
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148. Uh-oh.
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149. Daddy.
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150. - Oh, Daddy's girl.
- Daddy's little girl.
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151. - Who's hungry?
- You know, a water would be perfect.
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152. - Pellegrino?
- Sure.
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153. He's gonna pass.
He's stuffed.
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154. - ShopRite Sparkling?
- Sure.
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155. If Frank Sinatra were coming here
to celebrate his birthday,
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156. would you leave the lawn like that?
Looks like shit.
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157. He has enough lawn maintenance
at the new house
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158. since somebody let
the gardener go.
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159. Oh, the house
wasn't enough.
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160. I'm joking.
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161. You know how
grateful we are.
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162. Beer, Ton'?
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163. Absolutely.
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164. Madonn'.
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165. 800 rounds per.
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166. He chromed out
the inner carrier.
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167. And what I like, it's got the Panther
fluted barrel.
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168. Is this how
you bagged that deer?
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169. I wouldn't use a firearm
like this on a deer.
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170. It's unsportsmanlike.
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171. Oh, like the poor prick's
got a chance against a 30.06.
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172. Actually,
last two seasons,
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173. I've been using
a bow and arrow exclusively.
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174. Get the fuck out
of here.
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175. Seriously, it levels
the playing field.
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176. The AR-10, that's my birthday
present to you.
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177. Thanks, Bobby.
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178. Don't say shit
to Carmela.
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179. Me and Tony almost got
a summer place—
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180. down the shore,
remember, Tony?
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181. Any more
stuffed mushrooms?
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182. My pop bought this place
'cause it was close to Canada.
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183. He had ties in Montreal.
You know, Ton'.
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184. His father, my grandpop,
come into the country
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185. originally through
Montreal, illegally.
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186. No kidding? He wasn't Ellis Island,
your grandfather?
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187. Nah, got mixed up in some shenanigans
on the other side,
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188. anti-government
or something.
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189. Had a police record.
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190. They oughta build
a wall now, though.
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191. - I'm telling you.
- Amen.
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192. Mommy!
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193. When are
the kids back?
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194. Sophia the 7th
and Robert the end of the month.
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195. That's nice.
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196. I'm very lucky
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197. with my family
after all these years.
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198. Look at you and me, Tony.
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199. Who would have thought we'd have
the kind of relationship we have now?
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200. The credit goes to you.
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201. You really changed.
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202. So I had to change?
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203. It's a compliment.
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204. You were fine.
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205. You're different
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207. the shooting.
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208. - I'm sure Carm would agree.
- I would.
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209. Oh, look,
the fish are jumping.
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210. I'm different how?
How am I different?
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211. Story you heard.
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212. - The pool.
- Oh my God, please.
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213. - What?
- You don't wanna know.
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214. Pradeep,
our pharmacist,
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in the water.
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drinks, barbecuing.
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all these people around,
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to fall into the pool.
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they found him floating face down
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wheelchairs now.
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224. Oh.
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225. I can't get that story
out of my mind.
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226. I don't know why.
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227. Happy birthday.
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228. It's supposed
to rain down there,
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229. so make sure that all the cellar windows
are closed.
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230. - Okay.
- And make sure
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by Dad's wine rack.
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232. - Okay.
- Easy, big fella.
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233. - That Jacuzzi's bitchin'.
- Who is that?
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234. That's Fran the waitress.
We're really busy down here.
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235. - You're at work?
- Yes, I'm at the pizzeria.
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236. All right,
I'll talk to you later.
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237. Bye.
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238. The Jacuzzi
and the tub's fantastic.
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239. There's everybody.
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240. Don't let us forget
to wash the sheets, okay?
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241. Yeah, ha ha!
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242. Anthony Jereboam Soprano.
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243. What's up?
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244. Tony seem to hit the hooch
a little at lunch today?
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245. I think he's feeling
his age.
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246. What do you think
it's like for me?
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249. He ate one of Tippy's Milk-Bones
because I told him it was a cookie.
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251. she said my Ma
was a splitter.
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252. She'd pit us three
against each other—
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I guess.
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254. I couldn't help hearing
you with AJ.
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255. God, you gotta walk on eggshells
with these kids today, huh?
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256. We're almost through that phase,
thank God.
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257. You're good with them.
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he'd go back to college.
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259. He sleeps most nights
at Blanca's.
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that as her babies got older,
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266. When they started
to talk and express ideas,
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the trouble started.
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268. It wasn't that
she didn't love us.
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269. Mmm-mmm!
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270. You've been a solid
performer for some time now.
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271. Plus, you're my
brother-in-law.
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272. You get older,
you think about things.
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273. You're a young man.
We both are.
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274. - World's still in front of us.
- Balls.
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275. My estimate historically,
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276. 80% of the time it ends up
in the can like Johnny Sack
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at Cozarelli's.
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278. Don't even say it.
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279. No risk, no reward.
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280. I mean, yeah, our line of work,
it's always out there.
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281. You probably don't even hear it
when it happens, right?
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282. Ask your friend
in there on the wall.
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283. Listen to us.
Morbid fucks.
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284. Come to think of it, you never popped
your cherry in that regard, right?
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286. Yet your old man was
the fucking Terminator.
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288. I done other shit,
but no.
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290. It's a big fat pain
in the balls.
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with DNA evidence.
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292. My pop never
wanted it for me.
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with all the worry
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have stayed in the shop full-time,
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295. just cut hair.
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296. To be honest, I'd rather
he fucking shot me than cut my hair.
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297. There's somebody I've been
bringing along to insulate myself
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could bring down a boss,
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299. and take care of Carmela
too, in case...
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300. God forbid.
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301. Now maybe
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302. between me
and this person...
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304. - Sorry to hear it.
- It happens.
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305. Thing is, the Newark
facilities manager,
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window replacements
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308. I was thinking maybe
you should work that.
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to be considered.
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310. Then we'll see what
happens after that, long-term.
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311. - Time for presents.
- And grappa.
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312. I told you people I didn't want
any presents, just...
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313. Just a few kind words.
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every year.
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believe me.
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from when we were kids transferred.
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very thoughtful.
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320. Thank you.
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- Oh, look at these.
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You're not just a funny, smart, lovable,
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326. - You're mine."
- Aww.
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327. - Thank you, baby.
- Happy birthday.
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beautiful spot
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that I love—
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- Salut'.
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Fuck me.
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It goes in the bank.
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- What Free Parking rule?
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and Chance goes into the middle.
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gets the money.
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in the rules.
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but a lot of people play it that way.
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of excitement to the game.
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in our house, this is how we played.
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took time to think this all out.
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respect that.
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Just play the game.
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How about some RƩmy?
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- Yay!
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- Marvin Gardens
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356. - Saw what?
- You just kyped $500 from the bank.
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- This is bullshit.
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and you make it just about luck.
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my own fucking rules?
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I land on one of my properties,
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How about that?
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366. How about that?
How about that?
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my turn?
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on Ventnor.
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good night again.
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373. - Aww.
- You gotta go to bed, baby.
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a Willy Wonka Laffy Taffy.
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378. - Laffy Taffy!
- Jan, we talked about this.
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between bribery
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a bribe to me.
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Butt the fuck out.
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Night-night.
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Send it to "Parents Magazine."
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to mean?
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remember?
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388. You tape-recorded me
and Barb fighting.
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for over a fucking month.
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390. - I did no such thing.
- Oh! Yeah, you did.
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391. - You fed him a Milk-Bone.
- You what?
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family stories, Ton'?
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393. How about the time
that Mom and Dad
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from the Copa?
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it's not for public consumption.
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- They're driving back from Manhattan
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and his goomar.
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her name, Tony?
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- That's how we heard the story—
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Anyway,
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You know how she'd get.
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I guess.
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- Oh my God.
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- Holy shit.
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her beehive hairdo.
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never told me that story.
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what's the big deal?
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like a fucking dysfunctional family.
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- My turn.
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about their grandfather.
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Was there powder burns?
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the next day.
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four-five-six...
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I own it.
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423. I roll again.
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424. Okay.
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425. "Second prize in
a beauty contest.
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426. Collect $10."
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427. Go ahead!
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428. Make your stupid joke.
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429. I got nothing to say.
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430. Think I'll buy a railroad.
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431. A German Shepherd's shaved
asshole won first prize.
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432. Ho— you're talking
about my wife.
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433. - You married her.
- This is my home.
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434. No more talking
like that.
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435. - It's okay, Bobby.
- Stay outta this.
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436. You Sopranos—
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437. you go too far.
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438. All right. You know,
Jan, he's right.
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439. I'm sorry.
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440. I crossed the line.
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441. I apologize.
It won't happen again.
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442. My turn—
oh fuck, Income Tax.
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443. with his schlong
in Jan's mouth...
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444. - Oh, Tony!
- Bobby!
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445. No, stop!
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446. What are you doing?
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447. Stop that now!
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448. You fuck!
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449. Tony!
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450. Tony!
Stop it!
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451. Ow!
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452. Bobby!
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453. What the fuck are you doing?
Stop!
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454. Stop!
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455. Bobby!
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456. Mommy! Mommy!
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457. What do we pay you for?
Put her to bed.
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458. Bobby!
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459. Tony— Tony,
are you all right?
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460. Oh, Jesus.
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461. Come on— oh.
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462. Bobby— stop.
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463. Stop, you are
in no condition.
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464. You'll kill yourself!
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465. Fuck!
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466. I'm okay.
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467. Oh, my shoulder
is killing me.
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468. Jesus-fucking-Christ,
Tony.
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469. Is he all right?
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470. Hold it, everybody.
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471. Look, Ton—
I'm really sorry.
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472. Bobby,
just shut up.
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473. Let's all just
go to bed.
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474. I'll go get some ice.
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475. What the fuck were
you thinking?
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476. You're my wife.
He insulted you.
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477. I'm a big girl.
I can take care of myself.
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478. Oh, God, he is
head of the family.
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479. Do you think he's just gonna wake up
tomorrow and forget about this?
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480. What the fuck
are you doing?
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481. You beat me
fair and square.
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482. Come on,
let's just...
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483. Well, I hope
you're proud of yourself.
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484. How's your shoulder?
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485. - Great.
- Maybe we should have it looked at.
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486. I'm packed.
I would like to go.
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487. You were right. You told me
to ease up on the drinking.
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488. You shoulda' insisted.
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489. So now it's my fault?
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490. Go wash your face
so we can leave.
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491. I hope you're hungry.
I made a frittata.
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492. And Ramos fizzes.
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493. Well, thank you but we think
it'd be better if we left.
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494. Not because of
last night?
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495. It's for the best.
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496. Come on,
we're family!
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497. Jesus, these
things happen.
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498. I really think we'd all
be more comfortable.
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499. We had a little
too much to drink,
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500. but no harm done.
The whole thing's already forgotten.
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501. Besides, Tony, we have
that thing later. The Canucks.
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502. It's a sin
to waste food.
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503. Well, I don't know.
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504. Here—
hair of the dog.
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505. suicide car bomber
kills two U.S. soldiers...
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506. west of Baghdad.
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507. That makes five Americans
killed in Iraq over the past two days.
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508. There are
more Iraqi deaths,
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509. at least 29 bodies found
scattered around Baghdad today...
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510. Fucking look at him
out there.
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511. What?
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512. I've seen that
sitting in the chair thing.
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513. Come on.
People sit in chairs.
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514. The couple from
Verona never came back
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515. to take a second look
at the house.
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516. Meadow's staying in
this weekend to study.
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517. Pediatricians aren't
the highest-paid doctors—
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518. that's radiologists.
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519. But still, what
a wonderful thing to be.
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520. That fucking throw rug
hadn't been there, would've been
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521. - Bobby on his back, not me.
- What?
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522. I wouldn't have slipped.
I would have kicked his ass.
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523. Jesus Christ,
do you think I care?
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524. Oh, you don't, huh?
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525. You were there—
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526. that night in the crowd
in the parking lot at Pizza World,
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527. when I took
Dominic Tedesco.
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528. I didn't even know your name,
but I remember
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529. our eyes met, and you
were blown away.
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530. I was in fucking
high school.
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531. I'm supposed to be turned on
by you beating up your brother-in-law
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532. at your 47th birthday?
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533. How old is Bobby?
42, 43?
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534. You think those four years
don't make a difference?
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535. You had it coming.
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536. You get away with murder
because you're his boss.
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537. Oh, really?
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538. And how about the fact he wouldn't be
living in that fucking mansion
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539. if it wasn't for me?
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540. I had to sacrifice my entire
friendship with Johnny Sack
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541. to get him and Janice
that house.
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542. Funny how everybody
forgets that, huh?
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543. They are grateful, Tony.
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544. Jesus—!
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545. You know, you and your sister,
you are emotionally blocked.
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546. I'm old, Carm.
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547. And my body has
suffered a trauma
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548. that it will probably
never fully recover from,
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549. so why don't we just
face the facts?
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550. - Yeah?
- Hey, T, it's me.
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551. Just wanted to wish you
a belated happy birthday.
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552. We had a scare
last summer.
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553. Guy down the road was fishing,
thought he caught a snakehead.
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554. Yuck.
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555. Thankfully, it was
only a bowfin.
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556. - What's a snakehead?
- It's this horrible, ugly fish...
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557. Tell you something,
Bobby.
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558. We had this little tussle
a year ago,
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559. before my injury—
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560. This again?
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561. Ton', I think
everyone here knows
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562. you were at
a disadvantage.
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563. I don't want to take
nothin' away from you,
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564. but...
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565. sucker punch is
a sucker punch.
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566. So then it wasn't
fair and square?
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567. I mean, make up
your mind.
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568. I think we both know
what's what.
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569. But forget about it.
I have.
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570. Come on, Bobby,
let's go.
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571. Where are
you two going?
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572. Play some golf
with some people.
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573. Oh, right.
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574. Why don't you just hit
a few into the lake?
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575. Bobby, come on.
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576. You okay?
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577. Could turn the air on.
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578. I'm good.
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579. Just I should have taken
a leak before we left.
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580. Oh, honey,
look at you go!
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581. Mercedes, you didn't tell me
that you were taking her in the lake.
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582. I'm watching her,
Miss Janice.
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583. You're supposed
to tell me
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584. whenever you take her
in the lake.
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585. It's all right.
I'm here, too.
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586. I don't want Nica
going in the lake
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587. without my knowing.
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588. Come on, you've been
in there long enough.
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589. Nica, did you hear me?
I'm talking to you.
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590. No!
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591. What did you say?
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592. Nica, come over here.
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593. - No.
- Don't tell me no.
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594. Don't you ever
tell me no!
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595. - Mad.
- You're not mad.
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596. You have no right
to feel mad.
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597. I'll give you something
to be mad about.
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598. Take her to the house,
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599. and put her to bed now.
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600. She's never spoken to me
like that before— never.
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601. - Probably needs that nap.
- That fucking Bobby Jr,
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602. he's going through his
goddamn adolescence.
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603. He's nothing but
lip and attitude.
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604. She's imitating.
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605. She's got
that pitch-perfect ear.
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606. I'm a little hyper today.
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607. Maybe it's these
estrogen pills.
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608. Well, if you're
as hungover as I am...
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609. That was some story
you told, though.
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610. My dad and the gun?
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611. That alone was worth
the price of admission.
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612. Oh, he was Nabolidan'
to his core, boy.
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613. Mmm.
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614. I had this boyfriend once—
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615. one night he hit me.
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616. Boy oh boy,
I blew my lid.
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617. I completely exploded.
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618. I'm more like my dad.
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619. Than who?
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620. Tony, for example.
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621. So, what are you saying?
He's more like your mother?
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622. No.
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623. Listen, he's got that
temper too.
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624. In the end he went
his separate way.
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625. Who?
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626. My boyfriend.
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627. I'm not proud
of it, though.
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628. Sounds like he deserved it.
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629. My mother, though,
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630. she could lay out in
the weeds for days, years,
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631. waiting to strike.
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632. That verbal diarrhea,
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633. when you got something in
that head of yours, Janice,
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634. you give yourself away. What are you
saying about my husband?
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635. What— what did I say?
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636. I don't know what goes
on in your house,
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637. but for your information, Tony has
never raised his hand to his children.
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638. Nothing goes on
in my house.
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639. - Or to me.
- Fine.
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640. But you know what,
I take that back.
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641. Once he slapped AJ,
and he felt horrible about it—
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642. for days.
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643. Bobby took advantage of him
last night
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644. when Tony had had
too much to drink.
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645. There is no excuse for the way
Bobby blindsided him.
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646. Tony is not
a vindictive man.
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647. What did I say?
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648. You had a pretty good success
with the Lipitor, right?
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649. Well, at this moment we could
also sell to you Fosamax.
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650. Medication for...
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651. osteo— osteporose, you know,
for the women, their bones.
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652. Now, one month's
supply of Fosamax,
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653. four pilules — pills,
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654. sells for $70 U.S.
from the pharmacy.
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655. We sell four pills
to you for $10 U.S.
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656. - What, are they counterfeit?
- No no no.
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657. They're true. They're
from Assurance Maladie,
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658. but expiree,--
like, old.
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659. Change the date,
nobody knows.
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660. How much... Fosamax
can you get?
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661. 20,000 pills
every three months.
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662. There some way we could
get you to lower your price?
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663. You already make
a big profit.
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664. That's a good deal.
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665. And we'll give you the first pills
in one week, Monday.
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666. What?
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667. I cannot come
the week next
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668. because ma soeur—
my sister,
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669. she has problems
in the court.
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670. She got a good lawyer?
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671. Makes all the difference.
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672. Her old husband, he wants to take
the child they have together
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673. to Winnipeg, because
he's some drummer over there.
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674. - Can you believe this?
- She never see her son.
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675. Separate a child
from his mother?
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676. I mean, what kind
of person does this?
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677. I would give anything to be, you know,
debarasse of this shit.
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678. To have him gone
from her life—
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679. That's tough
talk, bon ami.
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680. I'm really serious.
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681. I tell you what:
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682. you knock your price
down to 35 grande
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683. and we'll see what we can do about
making your sister's custody problem...
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684. go away.
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685. And I'm not talking
about a lawyer, either.
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686. Now, who does this?
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687. You pay to some
drug addict?
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688. No, somebody reliable.
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689. We got to talk.
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690. You'll take care
of this, right?
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691. Sure.
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692. No bow and arrows now.
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693. Ooh.
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694. Nice, huh?
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695. Bobby...
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696. Hi, hi.
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697. Mwah!
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698. Oh, how was the game?
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699. Oh, you know,
he held his own, but...
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700. Must have been
the new clubs.
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701. - Yeah.
- Do you want to eat something?
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702. No no, I figure we
should hit the road,
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703. beat the traffic.
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704. Okay.
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705. You let him win.
Smart.
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706. Drive carefully.
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707. Here.
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708. Thanks again
for my present.
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709. Oh, wait till you see the shots
of Aunt Gemma from the '60s.
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710. You forget what a beauty
she was before the steroids.
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711. - Bobby, you're a wonderful host.
- It was our pleasure.
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712. Goodbye. When Nica
wakes up from her nap,
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713. give her a belly
smooch from us.
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714. Okay. Bye.
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715. He broke your balls
about the fight, didn't he?
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716. No, he didn't.
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717. Bobby?
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718. Where are you going?
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719. - It's business, Jan.
- Now?
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720. - Yeah.
- Well, when are you coming back?
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721. I'm not sure.
A couple days.
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722. A couple of days?
The Salernos are coming tomorrow.
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723. Stop fucking nagging me.
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724. I'll be back
as soon as I can.
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725. - Allo, Natalie.
- Salut.
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726. Yeah?
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727. Some news about this
gun charge:
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728. - it's not going away.
- You said they dropped it.
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729. Essex County did, but now
looks like the feds took it over.
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730. Fuck.
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731. What happened to
"It's a piece-of-shit case"?
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732. It is.
Unwinnable.
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733. But fold it into a RICO,
it adds a predicate.
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734. Good news is if they
had what they needed
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735. we'd be having this
conversation through glass.
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736. I gotta go.
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737. Girls, let's do
the tea now.
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738. Pour a little
for Jamie too.
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739. - Bobby, finally!
- Hey, Bobby.
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740. Daddy!
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