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- Thank fuckin' Christ.
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where the big guy left that.
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- It's done. Listen.
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- Thanks.
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- What'd she do that for?
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- She made a donation every year
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about Ade in Paris.
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who can't accept reality.
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so she moved away.
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It's a different situation entirely.
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it's just everything all at once.
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and my spec house has gone to shit.
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You made us a beautiful home.
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classic here, Ed...
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64. Yeah, funny. See how you like
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68. - What the fuck are you talkin' about?
- Come on, clandestine phone calls...
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70. - What can I say...
- With a pregnant wife at home.
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71. - Your timing is fuckin' priceless.
- Playground's closed. A man has his needs.
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Not that it would matter to Paulie.
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- Yeah. She would feel it too.
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82. There's my girl.
Come here. Gimme that cheek.
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83. I got your cheque.
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86. Yeah. I just did your paperwork.
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- Hello.
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89. Soprano!
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91. You started it.
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Makes me worried about my project.
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99. - You ruined my dress.
- Save it.
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how hard you made me come.
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102. - What are we doing here?
- I don't know.
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about fucking you all the time.
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104. How can you even like a person
who sleeps with a married guy?
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109. You'll see, eventually you'll want kids.
It'll be good.
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have expired lately
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119. that, as well as being dangerous, may have an
adverse impact on our respective bottom lines.
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120. I know Vito's bottom was impacted
if that's what you're referring to.
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121. - You're talkin' about one of my captains.
- Captain? The Good Ship Lollipop, right?
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122. - Phil, please.
- Please, my ass.
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123. The man was a fuckin' disgrace.
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And yours, too.
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How about Fat Dom Gamiello?
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- He's MIA.
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128. - People are concerned for his wellbeing.
- What would I know about it?
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You wanna look into that?
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138. My business, all of our businesses...
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142. - Fine with me.
- A wise decision on both your parts.
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Wipe the slate clean.
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144. The no-shows, the wire room, Vito...
put it all behind us.
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147. - All right.
- "Whatever happened"?
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- "Whatever happened"?
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149. - God rest his soul.
- I'll tell you what fuckin' happened.
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150. - This shit's cousin put six bullets in the kid...
- Calm down.
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152. - My cousin's dead.
- Fuck you!
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153. - We were making headway. I didn't mean...
- Fuck what you meant, cocksucker!
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157. He's holdin' the board, looking the other way.
So the nail gun goes off, bam!
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158. - Right through the dude's cheek.
- Fuck.
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159. - Passaic.
- What?
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160. Where I live. You asked me.
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171. My God. Pop?
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172. Guess who.
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173. - Not funny.
- Had to get your attention.
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174. You had it. Now you're wasting my time.
I have to go.
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175. Hold on. You got a warehouse
listed on Panama
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176. that used to be a uniform supply.
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177. - What's the asking?
- Three and a quarter. Can I go now?
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180. of leaky tar paper roofs and clotted galvanized
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something meaningful off the asking,
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we made some money together, right?
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185. - You serious about this?
- You never do shit like that?
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192. And I was so worked up.
I just needed to smooth it out.
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- Christopher.
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203. - Not a judgment, by the way.
- You learn as much from others.
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- Pork store there, Satriale's.
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of forced introversion.
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- Where you been?
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The annual Christmas toy drive.
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- It was nice. We gave an Xbox.
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Ruth's husband? He works for Kroll.
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- He does their computers.
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and he said we should hire professionals
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- Carm...
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224. It's not as expensive as you might think.
He gave me his card.
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228. Stan said they had this case once,
this guy ran out on his child support.
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229. He was a hiking enthusiast,
missing 12 years
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230. and they tracked him down to a watering
station in the Mojave Desert.
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231. Carmela's spec house?
I need you to lean on that building inspector.
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232. - Leave it alone, you said.
- Do it, for all our sakes.
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- I was confused, OK?
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- What a coincidence,
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246. Take all the time you need.
Just stick it in the lock box.
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247. It's only the latest draft.
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JT Dolan, big user.
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250. Yeah, it's a work in progress.
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255. One-word titles - Saw, Hostel, Cleaver.
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it's the boss right away?
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- Maybe.
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260. He's just a jumping-off point for the character.
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I don't wanna know.
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Being where he's been.
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Nothing happened. I told you that.
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on his mind than this.
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that third sandwich.
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if Tony was behind this.
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the wire room?
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- To blow up a store, you call that balls?
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279. I meant balls as in nerve, gall.
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280. I know what the fuck you meant.
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281. Far as I'm concerned, this is like 9/11.
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283. He got our attention.
Now we wipe him off the planet.
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- Tony.
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- Fat piece of shit.
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291. - It's been done before.
- And it was wrong then.
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Pick somebody over there.
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293. White trash motherfuckers in Narcotics
Anonymous. Fucking Jerry Springer Show.
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300. He didn't do shit, she said. He wanted
to but never pulled the trigger.
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301. OK, it's touchy but OK.
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302. I don't know if it's OK but fuck him
and what he don't know, you know?
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305. Her? Fuckin' movie of the week.
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306. Listen to me. That last run you went on,
beginning with the feast?
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to get back from that?
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308. Civilians, their bosses find out they slipped,
they get a plane ticket to Minnesota.
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309. Tony will mulch his roses
with what's left of you.
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310. She's solid now. Years sober.
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312. - That never happens to me.
- That's all you got to say?
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Bad habits shared.
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315. It's more she knows how bad it is.
We watch out for each other.
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let me have Red Bull. Seriously.
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317. That's the other school.
Two are stronger than one.
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320. You fuckin' lucky cocksucker.
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- I know.
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- No...
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325. Actually, I know he is because
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327. Sorry, Jules.
I don't even know where to fucking start.
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329. The stupid thing is he's sweet.
He's good to me.
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I'm not disappointed.
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and I'm here to help you help yourself.
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in North Jersey my whole life.
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334. And those people like his boss,
they are sociopaths. Murderers, actually.
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335. I know, Ame, but I think you're getting
a little carried away.
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336. Don't hug me.
On top of everything I'm getting a cold.
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337. Cock...
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339. You shit asshole! I hate you!
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340. This man is so lame.
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341. Shit.
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342. - What's wrong?
- These assholes again.
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343. They wake up the baby.
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344. My baby's sleeping.
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345. Come out here and suck our dick!
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349. OK, baby. It's all right.
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350. It's all right, baby.
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351. Fuckwads.
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352. Look, you guys move.
Go hang somewhere else,
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My parents gave it to me last Christmas.
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that I'm younger than you are?
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on your birthday? Jesse Ventura.
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360. How do you know my birthday?
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361. I did your W-4, remember? The withholding?
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363. No, I love kids.
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You're not goin' no place.
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- We can watch a DVD.
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367. They were giving it away at the car wash.
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368. Don't talk.
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369. That's it. You're fuckin' grounded. Lie down.
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372. What are you gonna do?
Rip your fuckin' lungs out? This is crazy.
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374. I resent that.
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375. Fuck it! It's over the counter.
How much shit could be in it?
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377. You put eight, nine, ten tea bags in a cup.
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378. - Fuck's that gonna do?
- It's equal to like taking a Valium.
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- Same chemical family.
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suppressant value, right?
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381. Worst-case scenario,
it might help you sleep, at least.
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383. - Valerian tea.
- You have to go to the health food store.
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384. Jesus Christ, they didn't teach you
how to use a pair of pliers yet?
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385. - It smells all Christmassy in here.
- Yeah.
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388. It's sad, with no children.
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389. My God! The Building Department. They're
repealing the stop work order on my house!
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Christmas present I could ever get!
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- Fine, good.
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398. So stop breakin' my balls about clams.
I don't feel good.
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399. The Soft Scrub, lemon scented.
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400. You're cool as a cucumber.
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401. Did I say I'm hot?
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402. I got a tightness
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403. Well, you just had a checkup, Phil.
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404. Yeah.
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405. Imagine Christmas for
Marie and the kids after all that with Vito?
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406. The DiBellas, too.
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407. Catherine's stroke?
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408. Remember last year at my mother's house?
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409. Francesca Spatafore did
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410. Vito accompanied her on the piano?
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411. I gotta try and take a shit.
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412. When one has a heart attack,
the body releases proteins
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413. that act as markers
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414. You don't show any, sir.
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415. - So, his heart is fine?
- Yep.
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416. Jesus Christ.
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417. Some people
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418. - So what's wrong with me?
- My guess is simple gas.
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419. - I always say he's full of hot air.
- Pharmacy's down the hall.
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420. They will give you some antacid. Take care.
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421. Arrogant prick.
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422. Nervous Nellie. That's what you are.
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423. I'm so sorry.
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424. This asshole Wall Street couple
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425. came back to look at this loft space.
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426. - I'm dyin'. My heart!
- My God!
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427. OK, we're here. We're here.
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428. It's all right, it's all right.
It's OK. Don't worry about it.
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429. Help! My husband.
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430. - Phil!
- Crash cart!
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431. Can I get a crash cart? Crash cart!
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432. I fucked a girl wearing a Santa hat once.
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433. It was too distracting. I kept losin' my hard-on.
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434. Hey, Tone. Did you hear?
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435. Phil Leotardo took a heart attack,
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436. So there is a Santa Claus.
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437. He's in intensive care over in Brooklyn.
Doesn't look too good.
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438. Sweetheart, drinks all around.
And a club soda for the messenger here.
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439. You're happy about this, T?
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440. Why not? He's a pain in my balls.
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441. A manageable pain though...
The devil you know...
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442. After the scene at Little Carmine's?
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443. - Corrado, don't you have nothing?
- You can make a hand turkey.
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444. For Christmas? Fuckin' idiot.
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445. Visitor for Mr Soprano.
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446. Bobby!
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447. Any of you know what bacala is?
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448. Of course you don't.
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449. Well, it's salted cod.
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450. We taught the world how to eat.
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451. Junior, sit.
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452. Happy holidays...
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453. You smell the piss in this place?
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454. I ain't gonna stay too long.
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455. Just to say you should keep this.
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456. - What's that?
- You had Beppe drop it by, remember?
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457. Had a Post-it? It said "Merry Christmas"?
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458. It's a gift. It's a little something
for you and Karen and the kids.
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459. It wouldn't be right.
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460. Frankly, I shouldn't be here
after what happened with Tony.
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461. - He's still up on his cross?
- Junior, you shot him.
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462. Yeah, well it's not that simple.
I know a few things you don't.
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463. - Like maybe I wasn't acting alone.
- Junior, JFK was 40 years ago.
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464. That's all I'll say about that.
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465. You see that one over there?
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466. An attorney. I'm mounting my case.
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467. Look, I should take off.
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468. You want a snack? A soda?
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469. What the fuck? You just got here.
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470. Happy holidays.
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471. Here.
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472. One hand washes the other.
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473. So the husband says, "I wasn't talkin' to you."
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474. You know her?
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475. That's right, you and her...
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476. - How'd that all go?
- I had to put her on the shelf.
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477. Yeah, she's a friend of Kaisha,
the black one I was tellin' you about.
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478. She was just now asking
what to get Kaisha for her birthday.
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481. You know what's interesting?
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484. Yeah.
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485. Work...
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486. socialise...
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487. but still having a mastery.
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488. - Not easy.
- But interesting as shit.
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489. For one thing, we don't use needles.
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490. I should probably tell Tony we're fucking.
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491. What?
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492. We're not any more.
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493. He's already hinky.
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494. He starts pokin' around,
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495. finds out we met in AA,
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496. he could suspect I'm usin' again...
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497. and ruin everything.
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498. - There he is.
- Where the fuck you been?
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499. You heard that Phil had surgery now?
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500. Turds in the aorta... a medical first.
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501. Gotta see my chiropodist.
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502. T, there's something I should tell you.
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503. - The real estate agent.
- Yeah?
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504. I've been bangin' her.
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505. See, I knew some shit was goin' on.
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506. Why the fuck did you lie to me?
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507. I wasn't sure how it ended with you two
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508. till you set me straight.
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509. Stupid, right?
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510. Point is I want everything above boards
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511. as always between you and me.
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512. I don't give a fuck.
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513. Do what you want with her.
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514. - This is my reward.
- Your reward.
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515. I do not betray my wife.
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516. I go out of my way
not to have an affair with this woman,
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517. this very hot,
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518. very beautiful, intelligent woman...
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519. cos of the way Carmela
nursed me and cared for me.
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520. And my fuckin' turkey-neck of a nephew
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521. winds up with his dick in there.
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522. A guy I gotta see every day.
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523. This is my reward.
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524. - Frankly, I'm encouraged.
- With the fuckin' riddles again.
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525. I sat here dreading the end of the story
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526. would involve you erupting
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527. in some act of violence towards your nephew.
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528. Christmas isn't over yet.
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529. You came out of that shooting
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530. feeling each day is a gift.
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531. Well, this is a corollary to that.
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532. A what?
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533. You don't have to eat every dish of rigatoni.
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534. You don't have to fuck every female you meet.
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535. You know what I've been realising?
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536. These women, they're all sort of the same...
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537. dark complexion, smart,
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538. they smell a little bit of money.
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539. There's you and Gloria
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540. and this "Ashkenuzi".
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541. - So what's that about?
- What do you think it's about?
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542. Well...
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543. It's probably the reason I still come here,
to hang out with you...
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544. cos nothing really changes
with the therapy part.
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545. Tone? That fed's out front. Harris.
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546. Says he wants you to know
he's here having a sandwich.
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547. - What's the matter? Not enough mayo?
- Tony, how you doing?
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548. Good. So how's the war on terror?
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549. Christmas is always
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550. So, Phil Leotardo... Coronary?
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551. I swear to God I had nothin' to do with that.
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552. Just so you know, I'm still in touch
with some agents who work OC.
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553. From what they hear,
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554. So what else is new?
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555. That someone close to you may be in danger.
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556. Really? Anybody specific?
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557. All they know is it's under serious
discussion at top levels.
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558. - Thanks.
- It's Christmas.
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559. What? You want me to call a doctor?
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560. Cramping in my legs? It could be anything.
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561. Then what'd you call me for?
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562. - Just to say hi.
- But you're all right?
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563. Yeah. I'll see you later.
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564. Bring me a quattro formaggi.
I don't care what time it is. Wake me.
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565. All right.
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566. We were talking about recovery
and your organised crime thing.
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567. That I took an oath
that was a sacred oath.
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568. - That's not an urban legend?
- No, you burn a saint.
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569. You draw blood, but technically
I shouldn't even be tellin' you this.
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570. The programme... I could never really get
into the "Higher Power" part.
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571. Well, me neither. It's hard.
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572. I mostly think of the group
consciousness as a Higher Power.
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573. I said to myself that that oath
would be my Higher Power.
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574. That would be my strength.
That code. That's a soldier's oath.
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575. - I could see that.
- But the problem is,
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576. nobody lives it no more, not Tony, not nobody.
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577. They let you down.
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578. Whatever. Here I am.
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579. - Using.
- Using.
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580. Are you breaking up with me?
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581. No.
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582. Should we go to a meeting?
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583. I don't know.
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584. What do you wanna do?
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585. I know one that starts
in half an hour in Glen Ridge.
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586. Take one car?
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587. I'll follow you.
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588. You should've called first.
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589. How's John?
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590. Some Christmas present...
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591. I'll see you in the morn...
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592. I'll see you in the morning.
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593. God loves you.
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594. Finally got you to come to Brooklyn,
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595. Listen to me.
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598. somethin' happened to me.
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599. I went someplace...
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600. I think.
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601. But I know I never wanna go back there.
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602. And maybe you know what I'm talkin' about.
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603. Believe me, nobody ever laid on their deathbed
wishin' they saved more no-show jobs.
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604. Now you take your time.
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605. You get better.
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606. And you get out of this fuckin' place.
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607. But when you do, you focus on grandkids.
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608. The good things.
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609. We can have it all, Phil.
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610. Plenty for everybody.
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611. Stop cryin' now.
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612. We should let him sleep.
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613. We gotta stop meeting like this...
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614. George, hi. Carmela Soprano.
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615. Listen, I wanna move ahead with
the roofing... ordering the slate?
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616. Carm, you got cocktail sauce?
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617. In the fridge, top shelf.
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618. Bob Cratchit! Pass out the punch!
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619. gift set...
- What I said is none of your business!
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620. I'll make it my business!
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621. Sophia, come help, hon.
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622. Either lay off politics or get out!
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623. Jesus, that's a lot of presents.
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624. - You sure you got enough?
- Remember, you're a kid, WABC?
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625. They'd tell you where Santa was,
trackin' him on Air Force radar?
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626. Are you gonna hog all the ice?
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627. - To America.
- To America.
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628. To America.
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630. Everybody, this is Blanca.
Blanca, my mom, my dad.
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631. - Hi.
- This is Hector. Say hello, baby.
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632. Hi, Hector. Look at those eyes.
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633. He's not so shy at home.
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634. Hey, that is quite a bagatelle.
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635. - It's from Anthony.
- Really?
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636. Hector, no! Those ain't your presents.
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637. - It's OK. I got him.
- Easy, little fella!
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638. Hey, come here, you. Come here.
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639. Who's coming later?
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640. - Santa!
- Is Santa Claus coming?
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641. - Carmela, it's Meadow!
- Tell her I kept my promise.
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642. I'm wearing your present from Paris.
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643. Excuse me, my daughter's
calling from California.
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644. She's ten years older than him
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645. Dominican... maybe.
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646. Least she's Catholic.
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647. Why look at me like that?
You were overjoyed when I sent him there.
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648. Carmela, your daughter says
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649. Nice piece, that necklace. Where'd you get it?
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650. - The mall.
- Should've told me.
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651. - I got a guy.
- And I got a job.
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652. My dear mademoiselle,
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653. that in Casablanca human life is cheap.
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654. Good night, mademoiselle.
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655. OK, sweetie. I love you too.
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656. Merry Christmas, baby.
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657. Janice, bring some of that right here.
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658. - We're all here, as always.
- I'll take that.
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659. Bobby Jr, get in here and eat!
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660. You want some wine?
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661. Aunt Barb's comin' later.
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662. Uncle Tom had to work.
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663. All right, honey. I miss you too.
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665. Love to Finn...
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666. - You have a gorgeous home.
- Thank you.
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