1. Nobody ever went broke underestimating
the taste of the American public.
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2. The ancient Egyptians
postulated seven souls.
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3. The top soul and the first to leave
at the moment of death
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4. is Ren:
the Secret Name.
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5. This corresponds
to my Director.
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6. He directs
the film of your life
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7. from conception
to death.
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8. "The Secret Name"
is the title of your film.
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9. When you die,
that's where Ren came in.
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10. Second soul
and second one
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11. off the sinking ship
is Sekem:
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12. Energy, Power, Light.
The Director gives the orders,
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13. Sekem presses
the right buttons.
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14. Number three is Khu:
the Guardian Angel.
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15. He, she or it
is third man out.
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16. Number four is Ba:
the Heart—
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17. often treacherous.
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18. Number five is Ka:
the Double.
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19. The Ka, which usually
reaches adolescence
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20. at the time
of bodily death,
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21. is the only reliable guide
through the Land of the Dead.
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22. Who's gonna live here?
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23. A family. I'll have it
finished by October.
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24. - I'm worried, Ade.
- Everybody's worried.
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25. No. I am worried
all the time.
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26. Number six is Khaibit:
the Shadow, Memory,
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27. your whole past conditioning from this
and other lives.
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28. Number seven is Sekhu:
the Remains.
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29. I'm halfway to China.
There's nothing here.
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30. 40, 000 I had—
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31. my share of the Bohack's haul
from the '70s.
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32. Did you wrap it right?
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33. It gets moldy—
it could've disintegrated.
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34. - Wrap what?
- The money.
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35. He knows I need that money
for my fucking retrial!
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36. - Who?
- You know who.
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37. No, I don't know who.
That's why I asked you.
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38. - Malanga.
- Will you stop with that?
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39. Pussy Malanga's dead
six years now.
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40. I should dig him up
already!
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41. Moles. They chewing
through your sprinklers too?
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42. We'll look later.
You're gonna be late for your doctor's.
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43. Come on.
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44. Hello?
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45. Let me ask you something:
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46. ls your time more valuable
than mine?
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47. Where's the baby?
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48. Sorry, Ton'. The car seat,
the other stuff—
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49. packin' it in there
takes forever.
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50. You probably
remember that.
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51. No, I don't.
I didn't do that crap.
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52. How are you feeling,
Uncle Jun', huh?
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53. He's late enough, Janice.
Come on.
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54. A hello to your niece,
maybe?
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55. Hi, sweetie.
How are you?
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56. Help him get ready,
will you?
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57. - Yeah.
- Come on, Jun'.
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58. So? How's he doing?
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59. He's Knucklehead Smith,
that's how he's doing.
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60. He's paranoid. He doesn't remember
whether he ate or not.
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61. The man is not
competent, Tony.
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62. - Not again, come on!
- He has the money for assisted living.
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63. He's got legal bills
up the ass.
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64. He can sell this museum
and move to Green Grove.
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65. Fuck assisted living, okay?
Remember what they did to Ma?
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66. - She was thriving there, Tony.
- He stays where he is, Janice.
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67. He's our uncle.
It's the least we can do.
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68. So the split,
your friend in Jersey
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69. says it should be the same
as the old business we do over there.
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70. That's public works,
this isn't.
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71. - I'll hold the line.
- Don't turn it into World War lll.
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72. So day to day,
how are you getting along with Tony?
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73. You asked me
to bury the hatchet, John.
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74. I'm doing it
out of respect to you.
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75. Am I still grieving
over my brother Bill?
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76. It'll never go away.
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77. I appreciate it, Phil.
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78. - With me in here—
- I hear you, John.
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79. Your bride—
she's a rock for you, kid.
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80. Her brother's fitting me
for contacts.
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81. When the trial starts,
I don't wanna be
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82. reading documents
in the courtroom with glasses.
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83. It looks weak.
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84. Yes?
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85. - Hey, Ton'.
- Hey.
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86. My sports book
down in Roseville,
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87. Bacala's still making
things unpleasant.
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88. - God damn it.
- Listen, Tony,
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89. I got you something.
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90. For you, Carm, the kids—
David Yurman watches.
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91. 18-karat gold,
diamond center.
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92. Why do I get the feelin'
there's a jeweler somewhere
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93. filin' an insurance
claim today?
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94. Actually,
that ain't what it is.
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95. - My Aunt Edie died.
- No?
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96. That one that moved to California
back in the '60s?
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97. She was a great lady,
the only person in my life
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98. who ever made me
feel special.
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99. What are you gonna do?
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100. Anyway, the silver cloud
is she did pretty well.
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101. She was married
to Victor Borge's agent.
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102. She left me an inheritance, Ton'.
Just over two mil.
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103. - Whoa.
- Yeah.
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104. Well, congratulations.
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105. Make sure you invest it.
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106. Well, you know, that's kind of
what I wanted to talk to you about.
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107. Deanne and me
and the kids,
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108. you know how much
we love Florida, right?
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109. What, do you wanna put some money
on the street down there?
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110. I was thinking about buying
a place in Fort Myers.
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111. - Retiring there, actually.
- Retiring?
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112. What, are you
a hockey player?
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113. I'm gonna be 50 in three years, Ton'.
My dad died at 52.
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114. You took an oath, Gene.
There's no retirin' from this.
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115. Well, I thought about that,
and there was Joe Bananas.
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116. Come on, huh?
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117. What about your sports book,
your other responsibilities?
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118. What am I supposed
to do about those?
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119. Benny? We know
Bobby wants it.
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120. It's just— we go back
a long way, Ton'.
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121. Yeah, we do.
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122. Fuckin' CYO Basketball,
do you believe that?
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123. It'd mean a lot
to me and Deanne.
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124. Well, let me
think about it.
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125. Ooh, look at this one
with the pool.
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126. Yeah, we could
go swimming.
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127. Guess who's blocking
the driveway again.
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128. Did you talk
to Tony?
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129. It looks good.
He gave me a hug.
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130. - Did he like the watches?
- Do I know my psychology?
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131. The realtor called.
She's e-mailing some pictures.
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132. - The one on River Road?
- The split level— the four-bedroom.
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133. They lost the buyer?
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134. Hey, there he is.
Where are you goin'?
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135. - Kevin's.
- Who else is gonna be there?
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136. - Gene.
- I don't know.
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137. What's with this hostility all the time?
You want a smack in the mouth?
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138. I told you I'm not
getting high anymore!
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139. - I believe you.
- Stop fucking touching me.
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140. Watch your mouth
in front of your sister!
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141. I have a right to know
who your friends are!
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142. Hey!
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143. Hey!
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144. Spicy shrimp hand roll,
that's Nori's favorite,
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145. special yellowtail,
toro scallion and oysters.
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146. You tell me
when you wanna stop.
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147. Well, keep it comin'.
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148. I don't know about you,
but ever since we found this place,
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149. I catch myself
fantasizing about this.
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150. Me too.
Sometimes during sex.
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151. So I had a nightmare the other night.
Did I wake you up?
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152. - No.
- Ade was in the house,
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153. my spec house.
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154. Was she gonna buy it?
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155. We were just talking.
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156. Speaking of which,
did you call that guy,
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157. the inspector
at the building department?
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158. - I will. I promise.
- He's coming on Friday, Tony.
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159. That could be
my last chance to get
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160. a reversal
on the stop-work order.
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161. All right, I'll call.
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162. I wonder where she is.
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163. - Ade.
- I told you, she probably met some guy.
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164. And not call anyone
for over a year?
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165. What's this,
this sauce on the shrimp?
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166. Shiromi, tekka maki,
salmon with tomato.
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167. So I was over
by Ginny's—
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168. that situation is
not going so well.
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169. Johnny cooped up
and awaiting trial,
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170. plus now they're fighting
an asset seizure.
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171. They could lose everything—
the house, the condo at the shore.
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172. You know Jimmy Petrille,
the rat that gave up John?
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173. He's like an uncle to him,
his father's compare.
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174. Why do you think I toss at night?
Ain't just the apnea.
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175. I noticed you haven't been taking
your antidepressants.
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176. And yet, the bonefish
are back in season.
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177. We should count our blessings,
the kind of year I just had.
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178. You're right.
We're very lucky.
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179. $40 for a piece of fish
they just flew in first class.
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180. I think we're
more than lucky.
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181. Great food in there.
It's pretty good.
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182. You wanna keep
this baggie or shall I?
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183. - Nah, you keep it for lunch.
- Okay.
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184. We're here.
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185. Thanks for dinner, Hesh.
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186. Grease is coming through
the bag as usual.
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187. Chinese food—
it's part of the tradition.
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188. What the—
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189. Whoa! Whoa!
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190. What the fuck
is this?
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191. Come on, come on!
Hey, where are you goin'?
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192. Get out of the car!
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193. Get out of here,
get out of here!
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194. - Take a hike, Jimmy.
- Open up, Eli!
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195. - Get out!
- Open the fucking door!
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196. - Get out of here!
- What do you want me to do?
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197. - I can't do anything!
- Fucking Jew!
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198. - Let's go, old man!
- Open the fucking door!
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199. Holy shit, they're trying
to burn us out!
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200. - Open the fucking door!
- Get out, Hesh!
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201. - Leave me alone!
- Jerry warned you, Eli!
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202. Jerry fucking told you
to stay out of Brooklyn!
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203. What are you guys doin'?
You're gonna kill this guy.
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204. Fuck you, Grandpa!
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205. I tell you, one of the best things
about dropping the weight,
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206. a whole new wardrobe.
I keep this up,
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207. I'm gonna need
Clothing Anonymous.
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208. You should have called your sponsor
before you bought that jacket.
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209. Look at this guy.
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210. "Members Only"?
How long have you been wearing that?
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211. Cugino mio!
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212. You look sharp.
How do you feel?
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213. Two miles I walk
every mornin'.
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214. You goin' to little
Tommy's communion?
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215. I gotta talk to Aunt Lenore.
Say hello to Marie for me.
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216. Hold on, let me
get that number,
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217. - the custom cufflinks.
- Oh yeah.
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218. What'd that prick want?
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219. Really something, isn't he,
with that jerk-off face?
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220. The eyebrows—
I fucking can't stand him.
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221. I gotta tell you though,
he surprised me.
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222. He's acting boss,
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of John's business,
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224. plus the wife
while John's in jail.
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225. No complaints.
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226. He's real old school.
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227. Gotta take
my hat off.
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228. Cocksucker
wanted me killed?
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229. What's past is past.
Leave it alone.
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230. Things are
going good now.
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231. You and Phil settle
that office park shit?
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232. We said
we'd revisit it.
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233. Agent Harris,
where've you been?
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234. I got some new federale
in my rear view for six months.
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235. - Actually, I've been in Pakistan.
- Get the fuck out.
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236. Seriously.
I was transferred to terrorism.
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237. This is my partner, Ron Goddard.
Tony Soprano.
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238. The terrorist
squad, huh?
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239. - What, did you lose a little weight?
- Uh...
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240. You look good.
Atkins, right?
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241. I caught a parasite over there.
Doctors don't know what it is.
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242. - What do they eat, tabbouleh?
- Actually, that's why I'm here.
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243. I've been dying for a Satriale's
veal parm hero.
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244. Fuck him. I hope that parasite
eats his asshole out.
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245. I kind of feel bad
for the guy.
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246. Shit, when did
this happen?
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247. Hold on.
Ton' just come in.
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248. It's Hesh.
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249. Yeah.
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250. Here, honey.
It's ice.
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251. Tony.
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252. Thank you.
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253. Hey.
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254. Beth, how're you doin'?
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255. I've had
better weeks.
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256. Could you get me
some coffee, sweetie?
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257. - Anyone else?
- Hot water with lemon would be great.
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258. My son-in-law and me,
we're having dinner Sunday,
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259. Chinese restaurant near Mill Basin,
we get jumped by three guys in a Lexus.
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260. - Chinks did this?
- Are you trying to be fucking funny?
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261. - You want a smack in the mouth?
- What? I was serious.
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262. They're with your cousin
Phil Leotardo.
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263. I told you he was a prick!
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264. - We were just with him.
- Let him talk.
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265. I got some money
on the street over there.
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266. Apparently, it got back
to Phil's guy
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267. - Gerry Torciano.
- The Hairdo?
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268. He claims that he felt
that Eli here was
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269. some independent shy
trying to poach his customers.
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270. - Is that a fucking catheter?
- Massive internal bleeding,
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271. half his fucking skin
is sheared off his hips.
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272. My daughter's
besides herself.
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273. You send somebody to Brooklyn, and you
talk to Phil
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274. - about this mook, this—
- Gerry Torciano.
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275. Sorry I yelled
at you, kid.
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276. I'm installing gable joists
in the rotunda.
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277. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to agree
with the original assessment.
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278. Oh, for the love
of Mike!
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279. This is pine, sir—
utility grade.
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280. I know what it is.
I've been building houses for years.
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281. Then you know that the code calls
for Doug fir grade,
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282. stamped for all floor joists,
ceiling joists, lintels and rafters.
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283. Get Pudgie Walsh on the horn.
He'll straighten this out.
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284. Pudgie Walsh
retired, sir.
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285. - I'm affirming the stop-work order.
- Oh, come on!
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286. - Is there nothing else we can do?
- For God's sake!
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287. You can schedule a further appeal.
But if I were you,
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288. I'd think about starting over
with the proper lumber.
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289. God, 15 times
I asked you!
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290. Do you know what this does
to my cost basis,
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291. - to start over with this?
- It's bureaucratic bullshit!
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292. - In my day, they'd turn a blind eye.
- I hired you to do a job!
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293. Hired?
I'm not for hire.
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294. You presented this
like we were partners.
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295. - You don't listen to anybody, do you?
- Oh!
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296. To hell with this.
No good deed goes unpunished.
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297. Artie. Ho.
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298. Menus.
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299. - Is that Phil?
- My wife.
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300. What's it take to get that guy
to return a phone call?
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301. I want this Hesh thing
settled.
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302. Gentlemen,
start your engines.
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303. Jesus Christ, Artie,
I can recite that menu in my sleep.
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304. Where did he get this bread,
the bread museum?
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305. The antipaste?
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306. Fuckin' Phil.
Now I gotta go see the optometrist
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307. to get a message to John
about this.
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308. Go through
Ginny's brother?
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309. He's a stunad
of the first magnitude.
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310. I need a back channel
to John, obviously.
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311. What the fuck is it?
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312. I can't catch
a fucking break!
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313. This is Tony Soprano
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314. talking about
the Angelo Giacolone murder.
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315. The sound quality
is not good,
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316. but I can back it up
in court.
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318. You all right, Ton'?
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319. Yeah.
That formaldehyde smell...
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320. I knew this guy once,
Vietnam vet.
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321. He drank formaldehyde
over there just to get high.
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322. It's the alcohol.
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323. Does he have to be here,
your fucking AA sponsor?
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324. It ain't just that he helps me
with the disease, T.
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325. This guy is great
at forging documents.
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326. - He was a good kid, Raymond.
- The best.
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327. At least he went fast.
Not like Dick Barone, poor fuck.
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328. - Dick Barone died?
- Lou Gehrig's disease.
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329. Did you ever think
what a coincidence it is
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330. that Lou Gehrig died
of Lou Gehrig's disease?
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331. You gonna make that same stupid joke
every time that comes up?
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332. Sorry.
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333. Everything's
so fucking morbid.
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334. There's a man
lying dead over there.
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335. I'm gonna go smoke.
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336. - Hey, Tony.
- Hey.
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337. I don't know
what I was thinking.
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338. For you.
Your taste.
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339. The inheritance.
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340. I didn't want
to say nothing,
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341. with your aunt and all,
but this is thoughtful.
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342. - So that thing we spoke about...
- Still mulling it.
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343. Yeah, whatever.
Sure.
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344. All right.
All right.
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345. Look at this guy.
Not a day over 76.
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346. - Fucking ballbreaker.
- How are you, Rusty?
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347. ls Phil Leotardo here?
'Cause I won't stay
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348. - in the same room with that man.
- I haven't seen him.
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in Westchester?
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351. doing his own radio broadcast
the last three years.
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352. - W. R.A. T.
- Jesus Christ, another one now?
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353. No wonder the papers are calling this
"The Year of the Rat. "
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354. Standup guys like that,
they're a dying breed.
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355. Amen to that.
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356. What can you do?
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pay my respects.
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358. All right, Rusty.
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359. - You okay?
- I gotta get out of here.
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360. He's thinking about it.
What do you want me to tell you?
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361. How many years have we dreamt
about this, to get out of this shit?
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362. Every time someone
we know gets arrested—
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363. I know. Will you stop?
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364. I'm worried, Gene.
We've already made the offer.
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365. I'm doing
everything I can.
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366. Why are you fighting?
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367. We're not fighting, sweetie.
We're talking.
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368. - How come you're not in bed, hmm?
- I don't know.
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369. All I'm saying is,
he has to see
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370. this is a huge
opportunity for us.
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371. Give the man
time to process.
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372. Oh my God,
this eel is delicious.
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373. Okay, Spanish mackerel now.
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374. Can I get
another sake, hon'?
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375. Listen, I got some stuff
I gotta take care of.
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to drive yourself home?
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377. I don't have
my car, Tony.
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378. Oh, yeah.
So take this one.
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379. - Hey, Mrs. S.
- What is this?
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380. Oh my God.
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381. Is this the new Porsche?
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382. Cayenne Turbo.
I got the 4. 5-liter V-8.
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383. Wasn't sure about the color,
so I took a shot.
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384. Tony, I love it.
It's gorgeous!
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385. I still wish you'd talked to that guy
at the building department,
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386. but oh my God!
What a car!
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387. Ho, Joe College,
where's your mother?
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388. She went to the outlet stores
with Aunt Ro.
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389. Is that the jacket
we got you for Christmas?
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390. I'm lending it to Matt.
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391. Hey, how was the interview
for the internship?
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to next week.
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393. Would you mind keeping me
in the loop, though, since it was
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394. - my lawyer that set it up, huh?
- Okay.
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395. - Matt don't have his own clothes?
- He's borrowing it for a party.
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You'll never see it again.
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397. You have such a low
opinion of people.
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398. Let me tell you
something, A. J.
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399. I don't care
how close you are,
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400. in the end, your friends
are gonna let you down.
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401. Family. They're the only ones
you can depend on.
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402. He was vital, my uncle,
alive.
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403. For all his faults,
he was sharp in his day.
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404. But now...
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405. We stopped
at a light yesterday,
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406. and I see this nanny,
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407. black girl,
pushing a baby carriage.
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408. Coming the other way,
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409. there's another one
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410. with this old lady
in a wheelchair
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411. - staring off into space.
- The circle of life.
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412. The circle jerk of life.
Where's the dignity?
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413. if you're lucky, in the end you can
let go of your pride,
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414. let your loved ones
care for you.
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415. I'd rather they hold
a pillow over my face.
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416. I find it interesting
you would say that.
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417. You tried to smother
your mother with a pillow.
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418. - What?
- In the hospital, after her stroke.
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419. The fuck I did!
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420. I grabbed a pillow,
but it was...
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421. just to keep my hands
occupied.
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422. Have you considered
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some live-in help?
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424. We got a girl comes in days,
she's from Trinidad.
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425. Does he have the means
for assisted living?
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426. Did you just say to let your loved ones
take care of you?
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427. - if it's feasible.
- Well, he's my uncle.
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428. I don't think that's what
we're talking about.
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429. What are we
talking about?
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430. The fact that you still,
after all this time,
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431. cannot accept you had a mother
who didn't love you.
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432. In pitying your uncle,
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434. you're turning the blame
for what she did
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435. back on yourself again,
after all this time.
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436. What was your mother like?
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437. Did she ever let you down,
hurt your feelings?
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438. Of course she did.
She was controlling
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439. and manipulative at times.
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440. - She also never tried to kill me.
- I pushed her over the edge.
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441. By placing her in a lovely
retirement community.
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442. It's a nursing home!
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443. It's less hurtful to believe
that they were right
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444. to try and destroy you
than to accept the fact
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445. that she didn't value you.
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446. Hesh is a personal
friend of mine,
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447. and the kid is
his son-in-law.
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448. Now I know Phil's got
a lot on his plate, but come on.
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449. I'll talk to John. I was taking
my sister there Saturday anyway.
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450. How is Ginny?
Carmela says she's got her hands full.
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451. The kid has the weight
of the world on her.
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452. Ray-Bans.
Classic, affordable.
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453. I just put those
on special.
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454. You got something
a little more current?
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455. Like those.
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456. Armanis.
Flexible acetate frames,
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457. rimless lenses.
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458. You know what?
I left my wallet in the car.
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459. I'll catch you next time.
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460. Some people
from the IRS came by.
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461. They want to inventory
the entire house.
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462. Maybe I should
sell the car,
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463. at least get some
liquidity out of it.
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464. The Maserati?
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465. Can't say I disagree.
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466. That breaks my
fucking heart.
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467. Christopher Moltisanti
came over to the house asking about it.
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468. He'll pay cash, he said.
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469. There's something else,
John,
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470. Phil related.
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471. The Hairdo, he's in a beef
with the Jew.
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472. What?
God damn it, what?
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473. The Jew's son-in-law.
It got physical.
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474. Your friend from Jersey got involved,
but he can't get Phil to focus.
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475. Do I not have enough
on my fucking mind?
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476. The guy from Jersey
asked me to tell you.
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477. Well, then call Phil
and have him fucking handle it!
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478. Don't yell at my brother, John.
He's trying to do right by us.
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479. The pictures
from Allegra's shower.
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480. Noon he said, right?
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481. Passive-aggressive
bullshit.
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482. I recognize that in people
every time now.
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483. There he is.
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484. Ho, finally. I was starting to grow
mushrooms out my ass.
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485. There's an image.
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486. So Gerry filled me in
on the way over.
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487. This whole thing was
a complete misunderstanding.
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488. Yeah, this Eli kid, I had any idea
he was with you,
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489. - I would have never...
- He didn't tell you about Hesh?
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490. I asked who he was. He high-handed me.
I thought he was a civilian.
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491. Still, to get dragged
by a car?
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492. For the record, though,
the car thing was a hit-and-run.
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493. So what do we do here?
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494. - What did we say?
- 25 sounds right.
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495. He's bleeding internally.
Pain, suffering—
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496. So you tell me. 50?
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497. Yeah, fair enough.
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498. Could we segue now
into something more pressing?
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499. The floor is yours,
Senator.
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500. I spoke to John. The split on the office
park is way out of whack.
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501. Same thing
as the Esplanade.
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502. Apples and bowling balls, Tony.
With fuel costs now—
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503. Like you're not
passing that on to the drivers?
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504. 65-35.
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505. All right.
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506. Why you always cave
for this prick?
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507. I'm not caving.
It's a strategy.
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508. Johnny's in jail.
You keep him happy,
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509. he'll keep a lid
on Phil.
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510. Tony B,
Phil's kid brother,
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511. the bad taste
that left with Phil—
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512. there are 200 soldiers
in his family.
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513. I'm not scared of them.
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514. - Tony left?
- Yeah.
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515. I stopped by Stewart's.
I got a whole lunch set up.
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516. Did Tony mention anything to you
about what we talked about?
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517. About you
moving to Florida?
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518. Did he say if he's leaning
one way or the other?
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519. Listen, there's something
I need you to do.
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520. I got a call from Fritzie
up in Boston.
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521. There's a guy named
Teddy Spirodakis, owes some money.
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522. - You want me to collect?
- That ship sailed. Final notice time.
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523. Really?
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524. You got a problem
with that?
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525. No.
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526. I just gotta run it by Vito.
He's my captain.
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527. Believe me,
Vito will be down with it.
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528. So this comes from Tony?
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529. It's coming from me.
I'm not a fucking captain?
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530. All right, okay?
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531. - How soon?
- ASAP.
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532. Like right away.
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533. I'll call with the details.
Get it done.
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534. I'll put in a good word to T.
about the Florida thing.
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535. The rear deck, didn't they say
that would be refinished?
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536. That's the old photo.
It's been completely redone.
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537. The wiring in the pool house?
Tell them they can knock
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538. two grand off the price
or they can sell to someone else.
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539. Listen, you're responding
to their counter.
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540. You should ask
for whatever you want.
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541. Okay, we'll call you
tomorrow.
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542. All right then,
good night.
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543. What do you think?
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544. That if we lose this house,
I'm gonna die.
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545. Ton', what do you want
to do for dinner?
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546. I'll be right down!
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547. Well...
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548. Hey.
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549. Your new insurance card.
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550. Oh, good.
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551. Any thoughts
on dinner?
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552. Whatever you like.
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553. I know this is insane,
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554. but I can't stop
thinking about Nori's.
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555. I was just there.
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556. - Today? With who?
- Nobody.
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557. You went there
without me?
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558. Yeah, I was hungry.
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559. - What?
- Nothing.
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560. - Come on, what?
- I don't know,
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561. I just thought
that was our special place.
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562. Well, it is.
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563. Well?
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564. - I went there alone, Carm.
- I know that. You said.
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565. It just felt nice
to have something special, for us.
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566. No kids around,
without my parents...
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567. We can go
if you want.
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568. No, no,
don't be silly.
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569. Are you sure?
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570. How's the car?
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571. Teddy, right?
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572. Yeah.
Hey!
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573. - Carmela.
- Ginny, hi.
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574. I tried calling,
but I kept getting the machine.
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575. ls everything all right?
Truth is,
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576. sometimes I don't answer the phone.
Goddamn creditors.
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577. I was in the neighborhood. I thought
I might kidnap you for a spa date.
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578. Well, that's
a nice surprise.
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579. I thought maybe we'd drive up there,
maybe stop at Occitane.
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580. Is that new?
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581. Oh, the car?
Yes, yes.
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582. Porsche Cayenne,
like the pepper.
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583. It's beautiful, Carm.
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584. Five minutes
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585. at no incline. Then I switch to full
uphill for my cardio.
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586. I was telling Tony
he should come with me.
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587. - Do him good.
- It ain't just aesthetics, either.
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588. God forbid he ever has
a heart attack.
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589. Yeah.
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590. Vito, you're in
the handicapped spot.
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591. - That fucking guy is here again?
- The man's a former judge.
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592. Hey, listen to this.
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593. "if your nose runs
and your feet smell—
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594. you're built
upside down. "
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595. Funny.
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596. Hey, by the way,
your Florida thing...
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597. Tony asked me
to speak to you...
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598. that's a no-go.
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599. - What?
- Can't be accommodated.
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600. You're part of the team.
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601. - But I just did that thing.
- That's not my department.
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602. Well, can I talk
to Tony at least?
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603. I wouldn't bother him.
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604. He's out on the new boat.
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605. Does he think
I'm gonna talk about shit up here,
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606. with what I've done,
what I just did?
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607. It's not so silly
when you think about it.
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608. I'm a top earner now.
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609. It's not out of the realm
of possibility
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610. that I could be the boss
of this family one day.
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611. I mean, God forbid
Tony ever gets...
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612. cancer, coronary,
something like that.
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613. - Yeah.
- Hey, big brother.
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614. Listen, I know I was supposed to sit
with Uncle Jun' tonight,
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615. but Tom just called
from location.
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616. Apparently,
some smoke effect went awry
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617. and he inhaled
noxious chemicals.
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618. Well, go. Go.
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619. The thing is,
Uncle Jun' doesn't want me to.
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620. He's exceptionally agitated
today and he's been nauseous.
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621. Well, did you call Janice?
I mean, her or Bobby should go.
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622. - I'm all the way out here on a boat.
- They can't do it.
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623. - What do you mean can't?
- I don't know.
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624. She didn't elaborate.
It didn't seem like she wanted to.
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625. - Aw, God damn it!
- I'm sorry, Tony.
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626. All right, all right,
all right.
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627. Mother—
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628. I swear to God, I'm throwing
all this shit right in the garbage!
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629. It's my hobby, Janice.
Why do you gotta belittle it?
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630. Will you just
get ready please?
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631. - You go. I gotta work.
- You can do your collections tomorrow!
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632. I'm on a schedule!
It don't work that way.
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633. This is why you can't
watch Uncle Jun'?
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634. I told you last week,
we have Nica's preschool meeting.
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635. - She's 15 months old.
- No one was more competitive
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636. than your wife when
it came to this stuff with A. J.
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637. A lot of good it did.
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638. This child— constantly wanting
the breast.
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639. He doesn't want to be alone.
He says he doesn't feel good.
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640. The school, they need to meet both
parents if it's an intact family.
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641. So call the girl,
the nurse.
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642. Miss Trinidad? Right. Every time
I call, a different person answers.
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643. I'll go, Ton'.
I'm on it.
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644. Fuck it! You wanna get something done,
you gotta do it yourself.
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645. You were the one
who was opposed to assisted living.
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646. You and I
are gonna talk.
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647. You didn't have
to wear your fucking hat.
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648. Shit.
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649. So how about you?
Are you dating?
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650. With my hours
at the body shop?
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651. Ladies.
Dessert was on me.
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652. Thank you, Artie.
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653. It's nice to see you two
patch things up.
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654. - So silly.
- I'm not even sure what happened.
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655. Me and Tony didn't speak
for months.
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656. You pick up
right where you left off.
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657. Did Charmaine tell you?
We're getting back together.
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658. No, she didn't
mention it.
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659. - That's terrific!
- We're both very happy.
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660. Jesus, will you
hear me out at least?
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661. We buy here. Livingston,
North Caldwell maybe.
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662. - Right near Tony.
- Oh.
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663. Better schools,
new friends.
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664. We got the money, baby.
$2 million.
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665. It's not
the same, Gene.
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666. It could be better.
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667. The summers down there—
we were ignoring the negatives.
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668. It's fucking brutal
with the bugs.
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669. Tony and Silvio,
all they understand is appearances.
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670. We'll buy a new car.
It'll raise my profile.
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671. You watch,
I'll make captain.
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672. I found this
under our son's bed.
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673. Florida's any better?
It's the drug capital of the world.
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674. Look, for Tony to—
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675. Tony, Tony!
Why don't you kill him?
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676. - Put a bullet in his fucking head.
- I can't do that.
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677. What, you think I don't know
that you've done it before?
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678. - He's the boss, Deanne.
- The boss of what?
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679. He's a piece of shit!
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680. ls our life that bad?
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681. It's your money.
Your aunt's money.
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682. It has nothing
to do with him.
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683. There's this wonderful
Jersey contemporary
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684. I want you to see with me.
It's cathedral ceilings.
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685. You'll fall in love.
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686. There's nothing
I can say.
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687. Colonel Dax, you're
a disappointment to me.
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688. You have spoiled
the keenness of your mind
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689. by wallowing
in sentimentality.
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690. You really did want
to save those men
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691. and you were not angling
for Mireau's command.
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692. You're an idealist
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693. and I pity you as I would
the village idiot.
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694. We're fighting a war, Dax,
a war that we've got to win.
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695. Those men didn't fight,
so they were shot.
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696. I apologize for not being
entirely honest with you.
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697. I apologize for not revealing
my true feelings.
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698. I apologize, sir,
for not telling you—
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699. - Hello.
- Who's that?
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700. - It's me.
- You can go to hell
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701. before I apologize to you
now or ever again!
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702. - What are you doing?
- I lost my uppers.
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703. - Probably upstairs.
- God fuck it all!
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704. Relax, will ya?
We'll find them.
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705. The phone keeps ringing,
and then they hang up.
Copy !req
706. It's probably salespeople.
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707. - I know who it is!
- Pussy Malanga, I know.
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708. We'll get J. Edgar Hoover
right on it.
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709. I'll tell you what, you go upstairs,
you look for your teeth.
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710. I'm gonna fix you
something to eat, okay?
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711. I had a banana
in there.
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712. All right,
we'll find that too.
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713. I got it.
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714. We buy a vacation place
in Florida, a condo.
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715. It's not the same.
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716. I make another run
at Tony
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717. - six months, a year from now.
- A year?
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718. - You can go ahead even.
- What?
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719. And let me tell you,
a year, two years from now
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720. everything could be
different.
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721. Tony could be gone.
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722. - I, uh...
- Go ahead.
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723. His master's voice.
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724. Yeah?
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725. Now?
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726. - Gene, this is Agent Sanseverino.
- Hello.
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727. Where've you been, buddy?
Haven't heard from you lately.
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728. Busy, you know.
My kid has some problems.
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729. That's rough.
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730. The thing is, Geno,
you gotta keep in touch with me.
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731. You have a chance to help
in more important ways.
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732. - What do you mean?
- We lost a major asset this month.
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733. - The point is—
- Was Ray Curto a cooperator?
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734. The way things are shaping up,
you're a designated hitter.
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735. Look, Ron,
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736. we've talked
about Florida, okay?
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737. Gene, that's not
gonna happen.
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738. Here among your friends
is where you're useful.
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739. I told you, you tell your bosses,
I'd come back for any trial.
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740. Florida's just one of those things
you gotta let go.
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741. Okay.
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742. So, the Feast of St. Joe's,
Tony gave some rulings on the unions.
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743. Were any made guys
from New York there?
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744. 10 minutes, Uncle Jun'.
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745. Who's down there?
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746. Artie Shaw.
10 minutes.
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747. Don't go anywhere.
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748. I'm not.
I'm right here.
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749. You got any wine?
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750. Cazzata Malanga!
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751. Well, here I am.
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752. Is that a Porsche?
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753. Had my eye on it for months.
It's a gift from Tony.
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754. I thought about a Boxster,
but I don't know.
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755. The 'Vette felt
more like me.
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756. You bought that
yourself?
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757. The accountant says I'm better off
owning it outright.
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758. Uncle Jun'!
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759. Call 911!
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760. Uncle Jun'!
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761. Uncle Jun'!
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762. 911, where is
the emergency?
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763. 911, where is
the emergency?
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764. Number six is Khaibit:
the Shadow, Memory,
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765. your whole past conditioning from this
and other lives.
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766. Number seven is Sekhu:
the Remains.
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