1. Here he is, Mr. Clean.Copy !req
2. - Want some coffee?
- Where's your dirties?Copy !req
3. I'll get 'em.Copy !req
4. What?Copy !req
5. I don't know. It's... it's...Copy !req
6. it's hard seeing you like this.Copy !req
7. What, working, with a real job?Copy !req
8. It's like I've been telling Feech,
it's been a long strange trip.Copy !req
9. Feech?Copy !req
10. Anyway, it's the luck
of the draw, that shit.Copy !req
11. Could've just as easily
been me that went away.Copy !req
12. Come on, I was gonna be there
that night of the hijack.Copy !req
13. Well, it ain't like you
came away totally unscathed.Copy !req
14. No, a couple of goons
jumped me and cut my head open.Copy !req
15. I couldn't go. Still...Copy !req
16. They could've killed ya.
You ended up in the E.R.Copy !req
17. Got 16 stitches. You got 15 years.Copy !req
18. You always were a lucky fuck.Copy !req
19. Well, that's not completely true.Copy !req
20. I got a lotta sorrows in my life.Copy !req
21. Like him for example.Copy !req
22. Thanks for lunch.Copy !req
23. Stick with me, kid, I'll have ya
eating lunch like that every day.Copy !req
24. I'm serious about this massage therapy.Copy !req
25. Well, you should keep a
square job like that for appearances.Copy !req
26. Look at me with the bakery.Copy !req
27. I told my cousin I wanna
stay a civilian.Copy !req
28. Ah, yes. The boy king.Copy !req
29. Can I trust you if I
talk to you frankly about him?Copy !req
30. - What are you doing?
- I gotta make a stop.Copy !req
31. What the fuck you doing?Copy !req
32. - Excuse me?
- What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
33. I'm trimming a lawn.Copy !req
34. My nephew does the lawns
in this neighborhood.Copy !req
35. I been working this
neighborhood for 26 years.Copy !req
36. Are you fucking deaf? I said
my nephew has this area,Copy !req
37. - Gary La Manna.
- Fuck off, huh? I'm busy here.Copy !req
38. You want me to fuck off?Copy !req
39. How about I fuck off all over
your stupid fucking face,Copy !req
40. you fucking mutt? Huh?Copy !req
41. You don't work this neighborhood!Copy !req
42. Anthony said the cable box has to be on.Copy !req
43. It's on, I'm doing it.Copy !req
44. But let me tell ya,
our glass house couplesCopy !req
45. could probably decorate
in about 24 hours.Copy !req
46. They have to, each week.Copy !req
47. Tony's whole life was horses...Copy !req
48. - No, it's not her.
- That's Judy!Copy !req
49. - No, it's not Judy!
- The fuck?Copy !req
50. - Yes, it is, of course it is.
- Why am I on there?Copy !req
51. - What?
- Holy shit. I've seen Judy!Copy !req
52. - That's not you.
- What's that, my trial?Copy !req
53. know the eyes.
- No, I do know the eyes...Copy !req
54. Come on! I've seen my
daughter call her Judy!Copy !req
55. - Sweet Judy Brown Eyes...
- That's Bobby.Copy !req
56. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
57. Junior, it's not you,
it's a TV program, a movie.Copy !req
58. Judy, what?Copy !req
59. Ton', he's here.Copy !req
60. - Tony, hey, thanks for seeing me.
- How are ya?Copy !req
61. How are you?Copy !req
62. You want something? Coffee, bialy?Copy !req
63. No, I'm good, thank you.Copy !req
64. What's on your mind?Copy !req
65. Well, honestly, I'll get
right to the point.Copy !req
66. As regards to your uncle,Copy !req
67. 'cause of the promotion and all,Copy !req
68. I kinda thought I'd be
out on the street more.Copy !req
69. Staying off the street
nowadays is a good thing, no?Copy !req
70. - It's a joke.
- I know, I mean I'm not complaining.Copy !req
71. It's just it's over
a year, and I'm stillCopy !req
72. - picking up prescriptions.
- What do ya need, money?Copy !req
73. All I want is a chance to earn.Copy !req
74. I mean, I'm happy to do
it, it's just 40 minutesCopy !req
75. I spent at Rite Aids yesterdayCopy !req
76. getting him some stool softener
that was on sale.Copy !req
77. With Jan and the kids to feed now...Copy !req
78. How's she doing anyways, my sister?Copy !req
79. She sleeps a lot. It's hard.Copy !req
80. Still with the Epstein-Barr, huh?Copy !req
81. It's tough on her. I don't know...Copy !req
82. two kids, a ready-made family.Copy !req
83. She's prone to depression, frankly.Copy !req
84. Mmm.Copy !req
85. I mean, not that I have any regrets.Copy !req
86. No, no, course not, she's a good kid.Copy !req
87. Look, Bobby, marriage...Copy !req
88. or any partnership for that
matter, is a give and a take.Copy !req
89. All right, look.Copy !req
90. I hear what you're saying,Copy !req
91. but the truth is I depend on you.Copy !req
92. Beppy, Tommy... come on.Copy !req
93. You're the only one
I can trust over there.Copy !req
94. And believe it or not, it's important
to me that he's cared for.Copy !req
95. All right, let me figure out
how to take care of you.Copy !req
96. Maybe you could make more
collections or something.Copy !req
97. Thanks, Ton'. I appreciate it.Copy !req
98. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
99. All right.Copy !req
100. And Friday we have fish,Copy !req
101. if you're Catholic, so that's nice.Copy !req
102. Sounds like the Ritz.Copy !req
103. Ya gotta see her, Aunt Mary,Copy !req
104. she's the belle of the ball over there.Copy !req
105. Here, Ma, rest those dogs.Copy !req
106. Hey, what's going on?
Nobody cutting the lawn?Copy !req
107. Oh, Madonn'. Mr. Vitro, the gardener,Copy !req
108. somebody beat him up, broke his arm.Copy !req
109. - God forbid.
- Sal Vitro?Copy !req
110. - Who beat him up?
- Some men in a Cadillac.Copy !req
111. He was mowing a lawn on Kimball Street.Copy !req
112. The man said he didn't
want him in the neighborhood.Copy !req
113. Poor Sal, what a nice man he is.Copy !req
114. He put my garbage cans out
every time he cut my grass.Copy !req
115. What's his name, Aunt Mary?Copy !req
116. - Salvatore Vitro.
- Ma, the guy that beat him up.Copy !req
117. Man came by and said he
was gonna cut the lawns.Copy !req
118. I said, "No, I want Mr. Vitro. "Copy !req
119. "E. Gary La Manna, Landscaping. "Copy !req
120. - Do you know him?
- Eat your scones.Copy !req
121. I'll straighten it out.Copy !req
122. 95.5, WPLJ in Brooklyn.Copy !req
123. - Sorry, we're not open.
- What, not open?Copy !req
124. A man in your position turning
away fucking business now?Copy !req
125. I didn't know it was you, Lorraine.Copy !req
126. Here ya go. That's most of it.Copy !req
127. Let me ask you a question, Dan.Copy !req
128. Say I'm some big nigger standing
here instead of a woman,Copy !req
129. you still gonna tell
me you got most of it?Copy !req
130. Let's go, chop-chop, pay the woman.Copy !req
131. Phil, hey. I was just
thinking about you.Copy !req
132. Those Islander tickets, right?Copy !req
133. How about this humidity?Copy !req
134. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
135. - Guys, please, whatever this is...
- Shut up.Copy !req
136. Two times you were told to kick
up to fucking Johnny Sack.Copy !req
137. And what do you do? You kick
up to Little Carmine?Copy !req
138. - Tape her.
- No! No!Copy !req
139. Little Carmine, he was
my father's friend!Copy !req
140. Philly, Joey, look... okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
141. You're right, I'm sorry.
I'll pay you, okay?Copy !req
142. I'll do anything you want.
I'll suck your cock, okay?Copy !req
143. All of you guys!Copy !req
144. - You'll suck our cocks?
- Yeah!Copy !req
145. She any good?Copy !req
146. What am I asking you for?
You probably showed her how.Copy !req
147. - Shut up.
- Please, guys.Copy !req
148. Relax. This'll muffle the shot.Copy !req
149. Adios, you fucking skank.Copy !req
150. Hey, look at this, Joey.Copy !req
151. Today's her lucky day.Copy !req
152. Only made it to the R's.Copy !req
153. Next time, there'll be no next time.Copy !req
154. Come on.Copy !req
155. Take as long as you like, no rush.Copy !req
156. I've got my "Times Crossword"Copy !req
157. and Agnes here will
get you anything you need.Copy !req
158. Thanks, Mel.Copy !req
159. So how's it being home, Angelo?Copy !req
160. Enjoying living with your daughter?Copy !req
161. It's like paradise.
I eat like a pharaoh,Copy !req
162. - I got my own room, cable TV.
- I have cable.Copy !req
163. My grandson, he asked me... he says,Copy !req
164. how come he never met
his grandpa before?Copy !req
165. I said, "Because Grandpa's
been in Special Forces. "Copy !req
166. First he was afraid of me,Copy !req
167. but I said, "Come on,
we'll get some ice cream.Copy !req
168. - We'll go to the park. It'll be... "
- Well anyway,Copy !req
169. - here we all are.
- Right.Copy !req
170. I called you boys because Lorraine
calls me and she saidCopy !req
171. there's a situation in our family
that's gotten outta handCopy !req
172. - with John and Little Carmine.
- This fucking Johnny,Copy !req
173. he wouldn't even let
the maggots get on CarmineCopy !req
174. before he's telling me
to kick up direct to him.Copy !req
175. Problem is Carmine
never named a successor.Copy !req
176. We all assumed it'd be JohnnyCopy !req
177. 'cause the son's down in Miami
with the discos and the whatnot.Copy !req
178. He's grabbing with both hands, John.Copy !req
179. This could get ugly.Copy !req
180. There's a lotta potential for bloodshed.Copy !req
181. Potential? They almost killed us.Copy !req
182. Jason, men are talking here.Copy !req
183. Now you're close to John.Copy !req
184. - You have any ideas?
- What are you asking him for?Copy !req
185. He never even had the makings
of a varsity athlete.Copy !req
186. Your point being what, Junior?Copy !req
187. Oh, forget it, he's just breaking balls.Copy !req
188. All right, one thought I hadCopy !req
189. in the interest of harmony,Copy !req
190. maybe there could be a
power-sharing situation.Copy !req
191. The Sopranos have two bosses.Copy !req
192. That's not all it's
cracked up to be, believe you me.Copy !req
193. Let's not get into that right now, okay?Copy !req
194. What I was thinking was three bosses,Copy !req
195. a triumvir-thing, like Caesar.Copy !req
196. - Little Carmine, Johnny and you.
- I'm retired.Copy !req
197. You were Carmine's consigliere
for over 30 years.Copy !req
198. If it wasn't for that construction
beef down in YonkersCopy !req
199. it'd be you running that family today.Copy !req
200. - Things happen how they happen.
- Think about it.Copy !req
201. Doesn't have to be 9:00 to 5:00.Copy !req
202. You could still take
your grandson to the park.Copy !req
203. Things get heavy, you're
just another voice to weigh in.Copy !req
204. And John still does better financiallyCopy !req
205. than he ever did under Carmine.Copy !req
206. There he is. Salvatore, my Dali.Copy !req
207. My aunt told me about it.Copy !req
208. I mean, what'd I ever do to this guy?Copy !req
209. They released these fucks from the can.Copy !req
210. Obviously, he wasn't rehabilitated.Copy !req
211. It's my livelihood.Copy !req
212. I don't have a yard no more,
Sally, I'm in a condo.Copy !req
213. Otherwise, you know,
I'd have ya out thereCopy !req
214. with your snippers,
even with your bum wing.Copy !req
215. My wife, at this point...Copy !req
216. she's got me thinking
about going to the cops.Copy !req
217. What are you talking about?
Where are you from?Copy !req
218. - I don't know what to do.
- You got friends, don't ya?Copy !req
219. - I always steered clear of stuff.
- What stuff?Copy !req
220. I go, I talk to the guy for ya.Copy !req
221. Get you back your stops. I know him.Copy !req
222. Yeah?Copy !req
223. So you give me a token, I
don't know, couple percent.Copy !req
224. Thanks, Paulie.Copy !req
225. This one and the next one.Copy !req
226. There he is, the king of breadsticks.Copy !req
227. I'll give you a breadstick
up your ass. Come here, you.Copy !req
228. Come on, sit down.Copy !req
229. So, how's the kid, huh, Tony?Copy !req
230. He's good, you know. But ask me,Copy !req
231. he should've stood with Carmela.Copy !req
232. Some men need wives, huh?
Tell you when to shitCopy !req
233. - and when to scratch your ass.
- Who needs them, huh?Copy !req
234. What can I do for you, Paul?Copy !req
235. I got a guy, I think you
may have run into him,Copy !req
236. gardener name of Sal Vitro.Copy !req
237. Does my aunt's grass.Copy !req
238. He says your nephew's moving
into his neighborhood,Copy !req
239. - Franklin Parkway.
- His neighborhood?Copy !req
240. He's been working there
since back when I lived there.Copy !req
241. Anyway, I'm here putting
in a word for the kid.Copy !req
242. So do me a favor, huh? You and
your nephew over there, lay off.Copy !req
243. - Hey, biscotti?
- No.Copy !req
244. You know Mr. Jerry,Copy !req
245. the fruit who owns
those hair salons, huh?Copy !req
246. He came to me the other day,Copy !req
247. he asked me to take
his action on the Knicks.Copy !req
248. Jerry's my fucking customer,
for years now.Copy !req
249. Which is why I told him no.Copy !req
250. This gardener, he cut
the hair on your balls, too?Copy !req
251. He's a friend of my Aunt Mary's.Copy !req
252. Which is why he don't belong to nobody.Copy !req
253. What do you know about who belongs
to what? You been away 20 years!Copy !req
254. - Which entitles me to earn!
- Which entitles you to shit.Copy !req
255. In my book, you get points
for staying outta the can.Copy !req
256. Good thing for me, then, that your
book don't mean oogatz to me!Copy !req
257. What's yours is yours, Paulie,Copy !req
258. but what ain't is anybody else's!Copy !req
259. Now do yourself a fucking favorCopy !req
260. and get the fuck outta my store!Copy !req
261. So are we picking Bobby up,Copy !req
262. or is he gonna meet us at Uncle Jun's?Copy !req
263. He took the kids to the 12:00 mass.Copy !req
264. I didn't know he was religious.Copy !req
265. At this point he'll try
anything, I guess.Copy !req
266. Bobby Jr. started wetting his bed again.Copy !req
267. - Practically every night.
- Bobby came by to see me the other day.Copy !req
268. Really?Copy !req
269. So we discuss his career, I'm his wife.Copy !req
270. Sometimes he needs a push.Copy !req
271. Junior's your uncle too, in case you
wanna play more of an active role...Copy !req
272. I try, believe me.Copy !req
273. Despite all the work I
have with my own family.Copy !req
274. You know, I cook for Bobby
and the kids every night.Copy !req
275. I did Sunday dinner at my house,Copy !req
276. and now I gotta prepare the startersCopy !req
277. and schlep 'em to Uncle Jun's.Copy !req
278. Yeah, Barb's helping out
all the way down from Brewster.Copy !req
279. Barbara's kids are normal.Copy !req
280. This family stuff, these Sunday dinners,Copy !req
281. they're important, Janice.Copy !req
282. Hey, Jan. Julio?Copy !req
283. - Help me get this order?
- Okay.Copy !req
284. You know, every day I understand more
and more what Ma went through.Copy !req
285. I mean we bitch
about her, but I tell you,Copy !req
286. it is less and less a mystery
why she was the way she was.Copy !req
287. - She chose to be that way.
- You don't choose that, Tony.Copy !req
288. An ungrateful husband, selfish kids.Copy !req
289. - How's that food that Janice prepared?
- Two more minutes.Copy !req
290. Artie's re-sautéing the mushrooms.Copy !req
291. Could I get you a glass
of wine, something to drink?Copy !req
292. - No, I'm good.
- I'll have a pinot grigio.Copy !req
293. 20 minutes, start the shells.Copy !req
294. Just redoing the mushrooms,
two minutes tops.Copy !req
295. Well relax, I just...Copy !req
296. came in to say hello.Copy !req
297. - So how you doing?
- Hanging in.Copy !req
298. Heard you were over
there at the Motel 6.Copy !req
299. My aunt took the house back.Copy !req
300. I'm moving in with my cousin
at the end of the month.Copy !req
301. Look, if you want, I'm staying
over at my mother'sCopy !req
302. and the place is empty. You
can bunk with me for a while.Copy !req
303. No. Thank you.Copy !req
304. I was talking with my cousin, Tony B,Copy !req
305. and he said it's fucking stupid
that we're on the outs.Copy !req
306. I'm telling ya, the place
is just sitting there,Copy !req
307. two extra bedrooms.Copy !req
308. - I don't know.
- Why not?Copy !req
309. Artie, we're like brothers.Copy !req
310. How long are we gonna hold a grudge?Copy !req
311. - Thanks, Ton'. Thank you very much.
- Yeah, all right.Copy !req
312. All right.Copy !req
313. Listen, I gotta talk
to you about your linens...Copy !req
314. the napkins and tablecloths,
all that shit.Copy !req
315. I got something going. I think
I can save you like 70%.Copy !req
316. There's been a lot of
progress to the facade.Copy !req
317. In some instances, all
of the paint comes off.Copy !req
318. Now tell me, what product is used...Copy !req
319. I don't get these old antique
houses. They're grimy looking.Copy !req
320. We gonna eat today or what?Copy !req
321. Barbara and Tom aren't here yet
with the entrees, Uncle Jun'.Copy !req
322. When were they supposed to come?Copy !req
323. 2:00, I told you five minutes ago. Here.Copy !req
324. Why don't we start on the macaroni?
Everybody come on!Copy !req
325. Bolognese has meat,
obviously, the marinara doesn't.Copy !req
326. And Barb will be here with the chicken
parm and the veal pizzaiola.Copy !req
327. So Anthony, how'd you guys do
against Delbarton last season?Copy !req
328. - Not so good, we lost both times.
- It's that line coach.Copy !req
329. "Star-Ledger" says Delbarton's gonna
be even tougher this coming yearCopy !req
330. - with that Chinese kid.
- Your father never had the makingsCopy !req
331. - of a varsity athlete.
- Oh, what the...?Copy !req
332. - What the hell's with you?
- What?Copy !req
333. It's not true. I lettered in football.Copy !req
334. - You never played college ball.
- College?Copy !req
335. Those guys from Seton Hall
were seven feet tall some of them.Copy !req
336. Took an academic leave anyway.Copy !req
337. Small hands, that was your problem.Copy !req
338. Oh yeah, Daddy always said that.Copy !req
339. That's not the point.Copy !req
340. What is it with you and this obsession
with this varsity crap?Copy !req
341. The other day you said it.Copy !req
342. When I was a kid you told the girl
cousins the same thing, it was hurtful.Copy !req
343. - Tony, relax, it's not a big deal.
- It's undermining!Copy !req
344. And it's the kinda stuff
I'm teaching my kids not to do.Copy !req
345. So I don't wanna hear it
again! End of subject!Copy !req
346. Honey, pass me the ricotta, please.Copy !req
347. Hello?Copy !req
348. - In here! Hey!
- Hi, sorry we're late.Copy !req
349. - The Tappan Zee was a nightmare.
- Checking the trucks again.Copy !req
350. Well, sit down and dig into this medley
of pastas that Janice whipped up.Copy !req
351. - How you doing, Uncle Jun'?
- I don't like tardiness.Copy !req
352. - Let me unwrap these.
- This looks great.Copy !req
353. - Thank you.
- So coming down I heard on the radio,Copy !req
354. looks like the Jets are gonna grab
that kid from Tulsa, that tight end.Copy !req
355. We still get those
season tickets, big brother?Copy !req
356. He never had the makings
of a varsity athlete.Copy !req
357. - Son of a bitch!
- What?Copy !req
358. - Did I just tell you not to say that?
- Say what?Copy !req
359. You don't like the way I
talk, get outta my house!Copy !req
360. - Here we go.
- Tony...Copy !req
361. No "Tony" shit! Get your
coat, we're leaving.Copy !req
362. - I don't have a coat.
- Well then get moving, God damn it!Copy !req
363. Will someone please
tell me what's going on?Copy !req
364. It's my last Sunday dinner here,
that's what's going on.Copy !req
365. Uncle Jun', was that really necessary?Copy !req
366. He's a goddamn hothouse flower,
that's his problem.Copy !req
367. Thank you for getting
my TV fixed, Paulie.Copy !req
368. It's such a sin. He fired
his Spanish helper.Copy !req
369. Took his boy outta college
'cause he couldn't afford it anymore.Copy !req
370. He said it's his last time coming here.Copy !req
371. - You speak to the man?
- I'll see you later.Copy !req
372. So what's up?Copy !req
373. Nothing, I thought we'd be first
in line for opening day.Copy !req
374. Peanuts are on me.Copy !req
375. Angelo Garepe came to see me.Copy !req
376. - Mm-hmm. - Lorraine
Calluzzo reached out.Copy !req
377. Fucking twat. Didn't you fuck her once?Copy !req
378. Yeah, a million years ago.Copy !req
379. What, is nothing a secret?Copy !req
380. Obviously you wanna maintain stability,Copy !req
381. but having Phil Leotardo
smack your shies around,Copy !req
382. is that the smartest thing?Copy !req
383. I gotta nip this Little
Carmine shit in the bud.Copy !req
384. Otherwise I could see a lot of
people start fucking around.Copy !req
385. Power vacuum, the capos bide their time,Copy !req
386. nobody's sure who to pay,
so nobody gets paid.Copy !req
387. All right, I hear you.Copy !req
388. No one likes that cunt anyway.Copy !req
389. Any problem, she's "Whack
this one, whack that one".Copy !req
390. Never enough body count for Lorraine.Copy !req
391. Fuck her, let her taste
her own medicine!Copy !req
392. All right, whatever.Copy !req
393. I'll tell you
something else. In large measure,Copy !req
394. I blame you for this shit
with Little Carmine.Copy !req
395. - What the fuck did I do?
- You legitimized him.Copy !req
396. Man of your stature goes to
Florida to see that schmuck?Copy !req
397. All right. Come on, huh?Copy !req
398. We both agree that little
Carmine's a fucking asshole,Copy !req
399. but the fact is he's got a following
loyal to his old man.Copy !req
400. So?Copy !req
401. So, Angelo had an idea.Copy !req
402. What if...Copy !req
403. and he's just floating
this to keep the peace...Copy !req
404. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
405. What if there was a power-sharing
situation?Copy !req
406. - Power sharing.
- You're all in charge equally,Copy !req
407. but no major decisions can be
made without a majority of two.Copy !req
408. What the fuck?Copy !req
409. Hey, this way you're not such
a big target for the feds.Copy !req
410. Three of the other families
have this kind of arrangement.Copy !req
411. What's this, the fucking U.N. now?Copy !req
412. - All right forget it! Forget I said it!
- Fuck that!Copy !req
413. Everyone deserves to
choose how they feel,Copy !req
414. to experience the love, the joy,
the happiness, the passion.Copy !req
415. - Where's Junior?
- Upstairs taking a nap.Copy !req
416. The garage is open, his car is gone.Copy !req
417. - Where is he?
- I'm telling you, I don't know.Copy !req
418. You don't think somebody put
the snatch on him, do you?Copy !req
419. When did you see him last?Copy !req
420. An hour ago. Two.Copy !req
421. I fell asleep. Maybe
he drove to the store.Copy !req
422. His wallet's here, his watch.Copy !req
423. With his bail, he's not allowed
to leave the house anyway.Copy !req
424. Junior.Copy !req
425. So when they say they're not interested,Copy !req
426. you say, "You're not interested
in keeping kids off drugs?"Copy !req
427. What, Shabazz?Copy !req
428. Nobody wants them Turkish taffies.Copy !req
429. You push harder. What did I
tell you about profit margin?Copy !req
430. - Where's Johnny?
- We closed now.Copy !req
431. - Let me talk to Damiano.
- We rented the hall today.Copy !req
432. I'm looking for
Johnny Soprano, God damn it.Copy !req
433. Hey, this here's a church.Copy !req
434. You can't talk like that in here.Copy !req
435. Get out, go on. We're working here.Copy !req
436. - I wanna see Johnny Soprano.
- Ain't no Johnny here.Copy !req
437. - I'm his brother. He owns this place.
- Hold up, now.Copy !req
438. Back in the day, this was
an Italian neighborhood.Copy !req
439. Some fellas had this place here.Copy !req
440. Kept those vending machines.Copy !req
441. Well, there ain't no vending
machines here no more.Copy !req
442. Come on, fool, go on.Copy !req
443. All right, Roberta, thanks.Copy !req
444. I'm sorry to bother you.Copy !req
445. Bobbi Sanfillipo?Copy !req
446. Junior hasn't kept time
with her in years.Copy !req
447. - Yeah, I realize that.
- You know, now that I think about it,Copy !req
448. Junior was acting a little peculiar
when I got here today.Copy !req
449. Said he wanted to see Johnny.Copy !req
450. What Johnny?Copy !req
451. - His brother?
- I don't know.Copy !req
452. Also there the other day,
we were watching the TV,Copy !req
453. he thought he saw himself
on one of the programs.Copy !req
454. We have got the dishwashing liquid...Copy !req
455. concentrated dishwashing liquid.Copy !req
456. No gloves, it's all-natural,
no chemicals.Copy !req
457. - Hello?
- It's me.Copy !req
458. - Did you drop off the drycleaning?
- Your uncle's missing.Copy !req
459. He took his car. He didn't
call you, did he?Copy !req
460. - No.
- Where the hell is he?Copy !req
461. He's like an old woman. He's probably
gossiping with a neighbor.Copy !req
462. Did you check the Ramirez's next door?Copy !req
463. I'm afraid he might've wandered.Copy !req
464. My grandfather did this.Copy !req
465. Maybe you better call Tony.Copy !req
466. I can't just dump this on Tony.Copy !req
467. I gotta find him.Copy !req
468. I need you to come here
in case he comes back.Copy !req
469. - Bobby, I just can't...
- I need your help here! Jesus Christ!Copy !req
470. Sometimes I think I love
Junior more than you do!Copy !req
471. We may know that there are
five essentials for victory:Copy !req
472. One, he will win who knows when to fightCopy !req
473. and when not to fight;Copy !req
474. Two, he will win who knows how to...Copy !req
475. - You Gary?
- I'm Jimmy.Copy !req
476. Gary's up there.Copy !req
477. Hey, come down here!Copy !req
478. - What?
- I said get down here!Copy !req
479. I wanna talk to you!Copy !req
480. - What do you want?
- I'm a friend of Sal Vitro's.Copy !req
481. My aunt lives on this street.Copy !req
482. So?Copy !req
483. So I'm guessing Sal Vitro
used to do this yard.Copy !req
484. - A lotta things used to be.
- Maybe so,Copy !req
485. but you're gonna make
good on his busted arm.Copy !req
486. Oh yeah? Why am I gonna do that?Copy !req
487. 'Cause I said so, that's why.Copy !req
488. - Eat shit, pal.
- Why don't you take a walk, huh?Copy !req
489. Give me your wallet, you prick.Copy !req
490. This and the mower's a down payment.Copy !req
491. By next Tuesday I want Sal Vitro's
whole orthopedist bill paid.Copy !req
492. Let's call it $1,200.Copy !req
493. On top of that, from now on I get 10%Copy !req
494. of whatever you make
in this neighborhood.Copy !req
495. - You motherfucker!
- Shut up or I'll give you a crack.Copy !req
496. - Time is it?
- Don't worry, we'll take the tunnel.Copy !req
497. All right, this meeting today,Copy !req
498. we're trying to nail down a new
contractor now with Massarone gone.Copy !req
499. - That office park by Troy Hills?
- Listen...Copy !req
500. and this is very important...Copy !req
501. if any of this shit with Little CarmineCopy !req
502. and Johnny comes up, you clam up.Copy !req
503. - You got it, Ton'.
- Say nothing.Copy !req
504. 'Cause you say the wrong thing...Copy !req
505. - What?
- Tony, it's me.Copy !req
506. Listen, it's your uncle. He's gone.Copy !req
507. - You mean he's dead?
- No, no, no, no.Copy !req
508. We think he might've wandered off.Copy !req
509. You know, I didn't wanna call youCopy !req
510. - but it's been a couple hours now.
- Fuck him.Copy !req
511. He said he was going to see Johnny.Copy !req
512. You think he might've meant your dad?Copy !req
513. - What?
- He's wandering, Ton'.Copy !req
514. He can wander off the Palisades
for all I care.Copy !req
515. He's fucking dead to me.Copy !req
516. I called you almost an hour ago.Copy !req
517. - Where the hell have you been?
- Hello?Copy !req
518. I was picking up your daughter.Copy !req
519. Stay here, I'm going out.Copy !req
520. Where the hell is Tommy?Copy !req
521. - I sent him home.
- Oh, wonderful.Copy !req
522. He gets the day off, and I
get to wait by the phone.Copy !req
523. - It's because of him Junior escaped.
- Dad, can I go with you?Copy !req
524. - No.
- Can Janice go and we can stay here?Copy !req
525. What'd I tell you about being impolite?Copy !req
526. If anyone cares, I'll
be upstairs lying down.Copy !req
527. One hour of television, then
you both finish your homework.Copy !req
528. And you, lay off the Snapple.Copy !req
529. What galls me is that before
Little Carmine went to Florida,Copy !req
530. I was actually close with him.
I was in his wedding party.Copy !req
531. Organized his whole
fucking bachelor party...Copy !req
532. lesbian show, whores...
fucking disgusting.Copy !req
533. Then when they had that kid
with the lung problem,Copy !req
534. who you think got him that
doctor on Park Avenue?Copy !req
535. Water over the dam, huh?Copy !req
536. I had no idea you guys were that close.Copy !req
537. Close? We were like brothers.Copy !req
538. It's a shame that you can't find
a way to work things out.Copy !req
539. Give me piece of bread, huh?Copy !req
540. Have you thought about this?Copy !req
541. Maybe you let him keep Lorraine,Copy !req
542. and you take a bigger piece of
his Florida shit, the clubs.Copy !req
543. If I wanted to worry about Florida,Copy !req
544. I would move to fucking Miami.Copy !req
545. You know, it wasn't long ago I rememberCopy !req
546. you used to wait in the car.Copy !req
547. And as far as I'm concerned
you should still be there!Copy !req
548. - He was just trying...
- Fuck "he was just!"Copy !req
549. Everybody's got a goddamn opinion!Copy !req
550. I didn't say nothing, Ton'.Copy !req
551. - What the fuck did I say?
- I'm sorry, T, I just...Copy !req
552. Now I gotta un-fuck
what you just fucked up.Copy !req
553. Gotta do something
nice for Johnny. Like what?Copy !req
554. What the fuck am I supposed to do?Copy !req
555. You gotta understand, this shit between
Johnny and Little Carmine is bad.Copy !req
556. The instability. But
worse comes to worst,Copy !req
557. it could work to our advantage.Copy !req
558. - How?
- They fight,Copy !req
559. we pick up any crumbs from the fallout.Copy !req
560. The odds are that Johnny'll
end up on top, but who knows?Copy !req
561. So keep your ears open
and your mouth shut!Copy !req
562. Apparently, there's a new presidentCopy !req
563. at the electrician's union.Copy !req
564. Tony sent Chrissy over
there to talk to him.Copy !req
565. Something I've always been
meaning to get straight...Copy !req
566. Tony calls Christopher his nephew,Copy !req
567. yet sometimes you refer to themCopy !req
568. as cousins.Copy !req
569. Yeah, right. See, Chrissy's
not Tony's nephew.Copy !req
570. Chrissy's Carmela's cousin.Copy !req
571. She was first cousin to
Dickie Moltisanti, Chrissy's dad.Copy !req
572. But he was always kinda like
a big brother to Tony, Dickie.Copy !req
573. So Tony calls Chrissy his nephew.Copy !req
574. - It's an Italian thing.
- Okay.Copy !req
575. Although technically,
Tony and Chrissy are cousins.Copy !req
576. Joanne Blundetto, Chrissy's mom,Copy !req
577. is Tony's cousin on his mother's side?Copy !req
578. But, like way back.Copy !req
579. Like from the old country or something.Copy !req
580. - Robyn?
- What?Copy !req
581. How much longer am I gonna
have to keep doing this?Copy !req
582. Major RICO against Tony Soprano?Copy !req
583. Those things take years to build.Copy !req
584. This recent case against
Joe Massino in New York?Copy !req
585. It was seven years before
indictments were handed down.Copy !req
586. Hello, handsome.Copy !req
587. Where you living now? Around here?Copy !req
588. - Do you know me?
- Do I know you?Copy !req
589. Jupiter Club on 6th Street?Copy !req
590. Caught fire, that place.Copy !req
591. Lot of people died.Copy !req
592. Do you know my brother, Johnny?Copy !req
593. You got all the looks,
I'll tell ya that.Copy !req
594. What are you saying?Copy !req
595. You and I had relations?Copy !req
596. Son of a bitch in a taxicab,Copy !req
597. run me right over my foot.Copy !req
598. - I have a car.
- Want a date?Copy !req
599. I'll give you half
and half in the back seat.Copy !req
600. - I want to go home.
- Let me get a ride by the shelter.Copy !req
601. I have to find my car.Copy !req
602. How you doing?Copy !req
603. I don't gotta tell you shit.Copy !req
604. See some ID, sir?Copy !req
605. Fuck you, copper, I know my rights.Copy !req
606. Hey, take it easy now.Copy !req
607. My car was stolen. I want my lawyer.Copy !req
608. - What's his name?
- Mel.Copy !req
609. Okay, Mel what?Copy !req
610. I see you went out
and forgot your shoes.Copy !req
611. - Where do you live?
- Belleville.Copy !req
612. Sure you don't want
to tell me your name?Copy !req
613. - You're not in any trouble or anything.
- Corrado Soprano.Copy !req
614. Tell you what, sir,Copy !req
615. why don't you come and get in the
car where it's nice and warm?Copy !req
616. We'll try to figure out
how to get in touchCopy !req
617. with your lawyer, all right?Copy !req
618. Jesus, Uncle Jun', thank God.Copy !req
619. - This gentleman reside here, ma'am?
- He's my uncle.Copy !req
620. Where have you been?
We were worried sick.Copy !req
621. I'll need to see some
identification, ma'am.Copy !req
622. - Oh, okay, I'll get my bag.
- His, actually.Copy !req
623. Bobby, get Uncle Jun's wallet.Copy !req
624. It's upstairs on his dresser.Copy !req
625. Uncle Jun', you're freezing.Copy !req
626. We found him walking across
Clay Street Bridge in Newark.Copy !req
627. Newark?Copy !req
628. - Where's your car?
- They stole it.Copy !req
629. - Who stole it?
- You know who.Copy !req
630. It's him. Junior Soprano.Copy !req
631. - Here ya go, sir.
- Go shit in your hat.Copy !req
632. Uncle Jun', stop. Thank you, officers.Copy !req
633. Thank you.Copy !req
634. Uncle Jun', did you tell TommyCopy !req
635. - you were going to see my father?
- Of course not.Copy !req
636. What are you doing? Sit!Copy !req
637. - I have to use the facilities.
- Bobby, go with him.Copy !req
638. God damn it, I can piss by myself!Copy !req
639. Okay, okay.Copy !req
640. - I'll open some soup.
- You go out for some exercise,Copy !req
641. people give you the
goddamn third degree.Copy !req
642. - Hi, Ellie.
- Oh, hello, Louie.Copy !req
643. How's the big slot-machine king?Copy !req
644. Oh, I ain't doing that
no more, I'm retired.Copy !req
645. Tony, it's me.Copy !req
646. - What's the matter?
- It's Uncle Jun'.Copy !req
647. They found him in Newark,
in his slippers.Copy !req
648. He was looking for Daddy, Tony.Copy !req
649. He may have Alzheimer's. I don't know.Copy !req
650. Good, maybe he'll forget
my phone number.Copy !req
651. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
652. Mozzarella in carrozza. Still warm.Copy !req
653. Artie, we're in the middle
of a family meeting.Copy !req
654. I'm not even here.Copy !req
655. He's our uncle, Tony. There may be
something seriously wrong with him.Copy !req
656. Listen, Janice,
like I told your husband,Copy !req
657. - he's fucking dead to me.
- Are you that fragile?Copy !req
658. You don't know the half
of it when it comes to us.Copy !req
659. And if you're so concerned,
take him to the doctor.Copy !req
660. - 'Cause I've had it.
- You're the only one he relates to.Copy !req
661. We won't even be able
to get him in the car.Copy !req
662. Fuck him. You reap what you sow.Copy !req
663. You sure did. You
think maybe there's a reasonCopy !req
664. you're living all alone
here without your family?Copy !req
665. Whoa. Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute.Copy !req
666. You're gonna give me advice on marriage?Copy !req
667. You know, Tony, there's a lot I can say
right now that I am not gonna say.Copy !req
668. Fuck it! Say it! Say
it! Who gives a fuck?Copy !req
669. Think I don't know what
you're doing here, Janice?Copy !req
670. Trying to pawn this shit off on me.Copy !req
671. Your whole life... whenever
there's a family problem,Copy !req
672. - you shirk your duties or run away!
- Ran away?Copy !req
673. - Tibet or fucking Berkeley.
- I was 18 years old!Copy !req
674. I was 16 when you left me with
our head case of a mother.Copy !req
675. Who you all of a sudden
relate to so fucking well!Copy !req
676. I was merely saying...Copy !req
677. Free-spirit Janice,
rebel without a cause,Copy !req
678. while I sit here mired in her bullshitCopy !req
679. trying to be a good son
while you're off dropping acidCopy !req
680. - and blowing roadies!
- Roadies?Copy !req
681. - Oh, you don't wanna know.
- That is not true, Tony.Copy !req
682. Now you tell him that that's not true!Copy !req
683. Poor fucking Janice, she's so depressed.Copy !req
684. Poor Janice, she
can't get up off the couchCopy !req
685. 'cause she's so tired
from her Epstein-Barr.Copy !req
686. Poor fucking Janice. Va fongul!Copy !req
687. - Why don't we calm down?
- Maybe you were the smart oneCopy !req
688. 'cause you got outta here,
but your hippie string ran outCopy !req
689. and now you're gonna do to this man
what you do to every one of 'em.Copy !req
690. - Fucking piece of shit!
- You stupid cunt.Copy !req
691. Oh, just like your mother, huh?Copy !req
692. Now you can do to him
what she did to Daddy!Copy !req
693. Cocksucker!Copy !req
694. You want more responsibility?Copy !req
695. Start with controlling your wife.Copy !req
696. And then from nowhere, he
cracks one kid's head with a shovelCopy !req
697. and the other one,
he knocks out of a tree.Copy !req
698. He jumped out of the tree
and came at me with a chainsaw.Copy !req
699. I got a right to defend myself, Ton'.Copy !req
700. All right, take it easy, relax.Copy !req
701. Sal Vitro's been working the areaCopy !req
702. since my ma was still
working at Kresge's.Copy !req
703. I should be able to help out a
kid from my own neighborhood.Copy !req
704. All right, how about this?Copy !req
705. Vitro and your nephew split the area...Copy !req
706. east of Dyer is yours,Copy !req
707. west of Dyer goes to him.
As for the broken arm...Copy !req
708. I don't know, give him $500.Copy !req
709. I already told the guy 12, T.Copy !req
710. Well there's fucking
compromises in life, Paulie.Copy !req
711. All right, make it a grand
for the pain and suffering.Copy !req
712. Naturally I want my taste, retroactive,Copy !req
713. 'cause this is the first time
I heard about any of this.Copy !req
714. It's a new venture. My nephew's
barely on his feet.Copy !req
715. I mean, I didn't
want to start kicking upCopy !req
716. and pull it back if it don't work out.Copy !req
717. And of course Vitro'll
do your grass too, Ton'.Copy !req
718. No charge.Copy !req
719. Remind me to talk to
you about that later.Copy !req
720. There he is. Salvatore, my boy.Copy !req
721. - How's that pitching arm?
- It's getting there.Copy !req
722. Paul, say hello to Mr. Gaultieri.Copy !req
723. That's my middle name, Paul.Copy !req
724. So I talked to that guy. Good news.Copy !req
725. I got you 500 for your arm,Copy !req
726. and you keep half your area.Copy !req
727. - Half?
- It could've been nothing.Copy !req
728. Lucky you know me.Copy !req
729. West of Dyer's yours,
east belongs to him.Copy !req
730. Paulie, my wife's gonna sh...Copy !req
731. All right, thank you, Paulie.Copy !req
732. Oh, one more thing.Copy !req
733. You're gonna have to cut a
couple of lawns on the comp.Copy !req
734. Some friends of ours.Copy !req
735. Some shot, huh, the way it hooked?Copy !req
736. You got a fucking horseshoe up your ass.Copy !req
737. Mr. Soprano?Copy !req
738. Harry Winer, I was
your mother's neurologist.Copy !req
739. - I did her work-up from
Green Grove? - Yeah, how you doing?Copy !req
740. So I assume your sister
told you I'm treating your uncle.Copy !req
741. Oh yeah, yeah, she mentioned it.Copy !req
742. - Catch you in there, T.
- Yeah.Copy !req
743. I think with the right meds
we can control these things.Copy !req
744. - What things?
- The infarcts.Copy !req
745. They're akin to mini-strokes.Copy !req
746. He suffered significant brain trauma
the other day. You probably noticed himCopy !req
747. acting differently over the past
six months, a year maybe.Copy !req
748. Well to tell you the truth, me and my
uncle, we don't talk much anymore.Copy !req
749. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.Copy !req
750. Don't be, he's a hostile prick.Copy !req
751. Well, unfortunately obstinacy
is consistent with his condition.Copy !req
752. Impatience, forgetfulness,
particularly with short-term memory.Copy !req
753. Do you find he'll ask the
same question every three minutes?Copy !req
754. What time it is?Copy !req
755. I don't know. Maybe.Copy !req
756. It's frustrating, I know.
Anyway, the last thing I wanted to doCopy !req
757. was get in the middle
of a family squabble.Copy !req
758. - I just wanted to say hello.
- Well, nice seeing you.Copy !req
759. Okay. All right.Copy !req
760. Member of the squirrel family,Copy !req
761. the prairie dog makes its home mainly...Copy !req
762. Tommy?Copy !req
763. Brought you some fish.
Trying to clean out my refrigerator.Copy !req
764. Make sure you form a seal
when you shut that freezer door.Copy !req
765. Of the two main species,
the black-tailed prairie dogCopy !req
766. is much more widespread, inhabiting muchCopy !req
767. of the Great Plains and the Great Basin.Copy !req
768. So how you feeling?Copy !req
769. Heard you had a little problem.Copy !req
770. What problem?Copy !req
771. All right.Copy !req
772. But your doctor said
something different.Copy !req
773. Who, Kennedy?Copy !req
774. Kennedy's your cancer doctor.Copy !req
775. I knew that.Copy !req
776. You said doctor.Copy !req
777. The white-tailed prairie dog
lives at higher elevations,Copy !req
778. hibernating throughout the winter.Copy !req
779. Just take your medicine, Uncle Jun'.Copy !req
780. Make you feel better.Copy !req
781. Help with your memory.Copy !req
782. Believe me, there's plenty
I'd like to forget.Copy !req
783. Yeah, you and me both.Copy !req
784. - Feech was here?
- Yeah, he came to pay his respects.Copy !req
785. What's this I hear,
you ruled against Feech?Copy !req
786. - He's an important man.
- Why is he bitching at you about shit?Copy !req
787. I'm still the boss of this family,Copy !req
788. despite any arrangements.Copy !req
789. Yellow in color, they often have dark...Copy !req
790. These prairie dogs,
they'll sleep during the day.Copy !req
791. Oh yeah?Copy !req
792. Look, the doctor said youCopy !req
793. might not have known
what you were saying.Copy !req
794. What are you talking about?Copy !req
795. The varsity shit.Copy !req
796. So, what else did Feech have to say?Copy !req
797. Getting a new top on his convertible.Copy !req
798. All right, let's assume that you
didn't know what you were saying.Copy !req
799. That you forget you say
shit over and over.Copy !req
800. Yeah?Copy !req
801. Why's it gotta be something mean?Copy !req
802. Why can't you repeat something good?Copy !req
803. There's the coyote.Copy !req
804. I mean, don't you love me?Copy !req