1. Fuck this! I'm calling Carlo.Copy !req
2. Yeah, they didn't show.Copy !req
3. The Vespa scooters.Copy !req
4. We gotta wait.Copy !req
5. Carlo was furious. His guys
waited by the Hackensack River all night.Copy !req
6. fuckin' Vespas never got in my hands.Copy !req
7. This is Port Newark.
Where were your longshoremen?Copy !req
8. Heightened security
at ports, al-Quaeda.Copy !req
9. - Done, Johnny.
- I gotta go.Copy !req
10. Nice job, Billy boy.Copy !req
11. Carlo was told it was a go. If it
didn't happen, why did nobody call?Copy !req
12. A lotta things didn't happen
that seem like they happen...Copy !req
13. Your cousin didn't whack Joey,
the Vespas never got into my hands.Copy !req
14. Come on, go, Soph!Copy !req
15. - Hey, Soph is open! Come on!
- Over here!Copy !req
16. She's gotta be at least 11.Copy !req
17. Don't put up with that, Lissie!Copy !req
18. Careful with those elbows, number seven!Copy !req
19. Hey, out of bounds! Out of bounds!Copy !req
20. Oh, Lissie, go!Copy !req
21. They're just a bunch of losers!Copy !req
22. - No negatives, you!
- Come on, putz, charge the ball!Copy !req
23. Charge it!Copy !req
24. Foul! That kid tripped my kid!Copy !req
25. Legal, she was going for the ball.Copy !req
26. - She was not.
- Score!Copy !req
27. - Score, come on!
- Your kid is outta control.Copy !req
28. She's been tripping all summer.Copy !req
29. - Shut up and get outta here.
- Don't tell me to shut up!Copy !req
30. What, are you crazy?Copy !req
31. Please. Come on! Somebody!Copy !req
32. How do you like it now, bitch?Copy !req
33. Her kid kicked my kid. Get off!Copy !req
34. - Cost ya 100.
- Call.Copy !req
35. Sit down. Sit, sit.Copy !req
36. I talked to John.Copy !req
37. The Vespa scooters came in, but there
was no opportunity to grab themCopy !req
38. because of increased
security at the ports.Copy !req
39. Jesus Christ! The young
crowd is crazy for these scooters.Copy !req
40. - He owes me half that load.
- You're not buying it?Copy !req
41. I don't know what to think.
He's getting cute with his remarks.Copy !req
42. I will say, very interesting timing, T.
You and John had that chat at the funeral...Copy !req
43. whatever that was...Copy !req
44. suddenly, no Vespas.Copy !req
45. All right, I gotta take this.Copy !req
46. Take one of Carlo's guys,
start hanging around Port Newark.Copy !req
47. Find out what the fuck is going on.Copy !req
48. - The property taxes, I know.
- Hello to you too.Copy !req
49. Your sister Janice got arrested.Copy !req
50. - What?
- In Essex County this afternoon,Copy !req
51. an incident of sports
rage among soccer momsCopy !req
52. led to the arrest of a
Verona woman with ties to the Mafia.Copy !req
53. Our Gillian Glessner was on the scene.Copy !req
54. Think that other mother better go
into the soccer-mom protection programme?Copy !req
55. Maybe she should, Carl. It started
here at Summit Avenue ParkCopy !req
56. during a nine-and ten-year-olds'
soccer match.Copy !req
57. An altercation between soccer moms sent
one mother to the hospital and one to jail.Copy !req
58. Denise McCarthy, a parent,
witnessed the violence.Copy !req
59. I just feel so bad for the kids.Copy !req
60. Parents taping the match
captured the mêlée.Copy !req
61. SomebodylCopy !req
62. How do you like it now, bitch?Copy !req
63. Her kid kicked my kidlCopy !req
64. Charges are pending, but we know...Copy !req
65. that the woman shown here being taken
into custody is Janice Baccalieri,Copy !req
66. sister of reputed New
Jersey mob boss Anthony Soprano.Copy !req
67. Guess you could call it
a Mafia-related hit.Copy !req
68. We spoke with psychologist Bela Kakuk.Copy !req
69. It's a growing problem in our society.Copy !req
70. Psychologists are finding
that certain individualsCopy !req
71. are particularly prone to rage.Copy !req
72. Almost any frustration, inconvenienceCopy !req
73. or perceived inconsideration
will set them off.Copy !req
74. Motherfucker!Copy !req
75. Janice, open the door!Copy !req
76. - Where is she?
- It wasn't my fault!Copy !req
77. My name was all over the
fuckin' TV because of your bullshit!Copy !req
78. It's not that simple. The woman's
kid was picking on Sophia.Copy !req
79. - Why didn't they collar her?
- I am suing the townshipCopy !req
80. - for wrongful arrest and the YSO.
- No. No, you're not!Copy !req
81. What you're gonna do is call
Neil Mink, play it down, pay the fineCopy !req
82. and not turn this into
one of your causes célèbres.Copy !req
83. Anybody's side but mine. That bitch
is lucky I didn't kill her.Copy !req
84. - Well, we know that.
- What?Copy !req
85. - You and your fuckin' temper.
- Get out!Copy !req
86. This is the end of it.Copy !req
87. Get out!Copy !req
88. I know this looks bad.Copy !req
89. On the other hand, she called
Sophia her daughter.Copy !req
90. I don't give a fuck.Copy !req
91. All right, I do give a fuck.Copy !req
92. But how many times I gotta
tell you? Get control of your wife!Copy !req
93. I'm so embarrassed.Copy !req
94. I don't wanna see
any of my friends again.Copy !req
95. Well, when you're a parent, you'll see.Copy !req
96. You'll defend your children
like a lion with her cubs.Copy !req
97. - You're not my parent.
- What did you say?Copy !req
98. I'm here...Copy !req
99. and I try to care very much.Copy !req
100. - Now get to sleep.
- You gonna punch me?Copy !req
101. Jan, can I talk to you?Copy !req
102. Go to sleep.Copy !req
103. We'll talk tomorrow. I'm exhausted.Copy !req
104. No. Now.Copy !req
105. What, I don't have a say in things?Copy !req
106. Janice, I think you need
professional help.Copy !req
107. I'll be having an extra session
with Sandy, believe me.Copy !req
108. What does she do? Tells you
you were picked on by your fatherCopy !req
109. and asks you to read her screenplays.Copy !req
110. I think there's anger specialists.Copy !req
111. You should see a weight-loss
specialist.Copy !req
112. You don't see it in yourself.
I heard you with Sophia.Copy !req
113. You were getting along so much better,
she says one little thing and you get nasty.Copy !req
114. - I'm so sore.
- This is not an isolated incident.Copy !req
115. They won't let you shop
up at the corner anymore.Copy !req
116. Those coffee beans
were burnt. You tasted them.Copy !req
117. Janice, I like a spitfire type,Copy !req
118. I told you, but we can't
live like this, me and the kids.Copy !req
119. Like what?Copy !req
120. This was a nice house.Copy !req
121. Peaceful... I don't know. There wasn't
all this yelling and tension.Copy !req
122. How could you understand?Copy !req
123. Your dad was a sweetheart,Copy !req
124. even when he had emphysema.Copy !req
125. My house... it was dog eat dog.Copy !req
126. Well, be that as it may,
the past and all,Copy !req
127. if you don't go to these
anger classes they have or whatever,Copy !req
128. this with us ain't gonna work out.Copy !req
129. Gentlemen, it's
rollin'. It's nine. Place nine.Copy !req
130. What do you think he clears here?Copy !req
131. Two craps tables, blackjack, roulette.Copy !req
132. You gotta figure he's
grabbing anywhere from 2,500Copy !req
133. to five Gs a night for himself.Copy !req
134. It used to be you, didn't it?Copy !req
135. Teacher's pet?Copy !req
136. - Stop making meatballs, Paulie.
- I'm just saying.Copy !req
137. Now you know what I went through.Copy !req
138. It's the same Gina had at her wedding.Copy !req
139. We should see how it looks on your face.Copy !req
140. What the fuck?Copy !req
141. - What's up?
- Hey there, cuz.Copy !req
142. - Guess who called me.
- How'd you find me?Copy !req
143. - You're not gonna guess?
- OK, who?Copy !req
144. - Our friend with the orchard.
- No shit. He OK?Copy !req
145. Yeah, sold the place, moving to Florida.Copy !req
146. He should, he's getting on in years.Copy !req
147. Oh, shit.Copy !req
148. You still got your canned peaches there.Copy !req
149. I just had the car serviced.
Watch what ya say.Copy !req
150. I gotta move that shit? Again?Copy !req
151. That developer's going up there.Copy !req
152. Obviously, it wouldn't be
good for you or our friendCopy !req
153. if somebody opened the canned fruit.Copy !req
154. So you and your cousin here
will take care of it.Copy !req
155. - I'll do it.
- I'm worried about the old guy.Copy !req
156. - I told ya, I'll do it.
- My old man's got a few jars up there also.Copy !req
157. Could make problems for my uncle.Copy !req
158. It's gonna be a lotta work,Copy !req
159. which with Louise around
can only be done at night.Copy !req
160. - That's true.
- Thing's gotta be done in two weeks.Copy !req
161. Bulldozers are coming.Copy !req
162. - Are you picking out wedding cakes?
- Yeah.Copy !req
163. - Hope you have better luck than I did.
- You didn't like your cake?Copy !req
164. I think your luck's been fuckin' great,
and listen to you cursing it out.Copy !req
165. What, you got something you wanna say?Copy !req
166. - All right.
- So call me.Copy !req
167. Who is this Uncle Pat anyway?Copy !req
168. He was a
knock-around guy like Tony's dad,Copy !req
169. but they let him retire to
this farm upstate New York.Copy !req
170. It sounds funny, but it wasn't.
He had the hiccups for like a year.Copy !req
171. Jeez.Copy !req
172. Great guy. He had a daughter,
but she lived with her mom.Copy !req
173. Us boys each got sent up there
summers when we hit up 12 or 13.Copy !req
174. He'd school us.Copy !req
175. - Did he have the hiccups?
- I told ya that went away.Copy !req
176. You think it's fuckin' funny?Copy !req
177. He almost committed suicide
because of it.Copy !req
178. How would you like it?Copy !req
179. Where's my Barney's underpants
with ventilated cotton?Copy !req
180. Still in the dryer.Copy !req
181. Tell ya one thing,Copy !req
182. I need fuckin' Tony B up there
like I need a third nut.Copy !req
183. All this resentment.Copy !req
184. - He is your cousin.
- Yeah?Copy !req
185. Should've seen him when I
was little... him and Tony both.Copy !req
186. How they broke my balls, teased me.Copy !req
187. One time, I was spending the
summer up at Uncle Pat's farmCopy !req
188. just like they used to
- I was 11.Copy !req
189. They came up - they
were like 19- to shoot guns.Copy !req
190. They didn't take me with
'em, and when I found 'em,Copy !req
191. they said I had to be initiated
into a special clubCopy !req
192. by being tied to a tree
alone in the orchard for an hour.Copy !req
193. I was on that tree till three
in the fuckin' morning.Copy !req
194. I worshipped these two guys...
Tony Soprano especially.Copy !req
195. When he was by himself,Copy !req
196. he used to push me on my Big Wheels,Copy !req
197. he'd teach me curse words.Copy !req
198. When he was by himself.Copy !req
199. Where's the Tinactin?Copy !req
200. Right on the night table.Copy !req
201. And here we are
again. Tony B goes wrong,Copy !req
202. and Tony lays a 200K-a-year
cash cow on him.Copy !req
203. Christopher, don't get mad, OK?Copy !req
204. I know we kinda
touched on it a couple times,Copy !req
205. but you're so unhappy.Copy !req
206. What if we left here,Copy !req
207. went far away, and you went
into something else?Copy !req
208. - Like what?
- I don't know, like...Copy !req
209. Pick up your writing maybe?Copy !req
210. Male modelling...Copy !req
211. I'll get back to the writing some day,Copy !req
212. but from a position of great wealth.Copy !req
213. As far as male modelling,
I'd probably be a success,Copy !req
214. but I wouldn't want to
be around those people.Copy !req
215. I'm a soldier, Adriana. When
are you gonna understand that?Copy !req
216. What the fuck?Copy !req
217. - Carmela.
- What?Copy !req
218. There's no water in the pool.Copy !req
219. Yeah, I had it drained.Copy !req
220. The electricity costs a fortune.Copy !req
221. You're the only one who uses it.Copy !req
222. We were getting along better.Copy !req
223. So, you polluted all the decent lawyers
in New Jersey so they can't represent me?Copy !req
224. - You couldn't play fair.
- I didn't want it!Copy !req
225. Let's just pretend that
you weren't begging for itCopy !req
226. in a million different ways, OK,Copy !req
227. because I am worn out here.Copy !req
228. He's a nice kid, Finn, right?Copy !req
229. Right.Copy !req
230. We gonna throw 'em an engagement
party or what?Copy !req
231. If we can be civil.Copy !req
232. She's so young.Copy !req
233. Same age we were.Copy !req
234. It wasn't all bad.Copy !req
235. Last time, I asked you to jot
down one or two situationsCopy !req
236. or people that trigger your anger,Copy !req
237. so when you think about it,Copy !req
238. you get angry all over again
- anybody?Copy !req
239. Let's give Bradley a chance this time.Copy !req
240. My partner parked me in again.
I couldn't find the keys.Copy !req
241. I had to wake him up
and he starts yelling at me.Copy !req
242. Describe the feelings.Copy !req
243. My stepkids do that all the time.Copy !req
244. They leave their bikes in the garageCopy !req
245. and if I wanna pull in, I gotta get outCopy !req
246. and move the bikes with
a car full of groceries.Copy !req
247. Doris, can't you keep
Billy's bike out of the driveway?Copy !req
248. It's a famous
commercial from the '60s. Bufferin.Copy !req
249. Guy has a headache and
he takes it out on his wife.Copy !req
250. Back to Bradley,Copy !req
251. I'm trying to get into his physical
sensations of anger.Copy !req
252. He saw red. Who wouldn't?Copy !req
253. She's right. Why is he in here?Copy !req
254. Why isn't his roommate in therapy
for selfishness issues?Copy !req
255. There are always things that are
irritating and out of our control.Copy !req
256. What we can control is our
response to those triggers.Copy !req
257. So people get a free
pass... the whole world?Copy !req
258. I told you about my supervisor...Copy !req
259. checking my work and nobody else's?Copy !req
260. - I wonder why.
- Cos you're a minority.Copy !req
261. Exactly. That's why I'm in here.Copy !req
262. - You seem angry about Evelyn's problem.
- It makes me mad.Copy !req
263. It doesn't make you mad.
You make you mad.Copy !req
264. I come from a biased family,
but I was different.Copy !req
265. I put all my faith and my hopes
into the civil rights movement.Copy !req
266. I left home and I marched.Copy !req
267. And for what? So they
could ride around in their SUVs,Copy !req
268. blasting that rap shit and you can't say
anything because they might have guns?Copy !req
269. Wait a fuckin' minute. Who's they?Copy !req
270. - If the shoe fits.
- This is fuckin' priceless.Copy !req
271. OK, let's not time-travel here,Copy !req
272. let's try to stay in the present.Copy !req
273. Janice, you're
angry. Let's stay with that.Copy !req
274. What are your
physical feelings right now?Copy !req
275. I'd like to punch you in the face.Copy !req
276. Your hands are clenched.
Did you realise that?Copy !req
277. You're provoking me to make a point.Copy !req
278. - Maybe that's your job but I don't like it.
- Look at you.Copy !req
279. - You're not even listening.
- He's talking to me.Copy !req
280. No. You and me, we do most
of the talking in here.Copy !req
281. The man is trying to say
that those people outside...Copy !req
282. they do the thing,Copy !req
283. but we're the ones that get
all upset and start carrying on.Copy !req
284. That's all he's saying.Copy !req
285. The Hudson Valley.Copy !req
286. That Legend of Sleepy Hollow cartoon
scared the piss outta me when I was a kid.Copy !req
287. Would you mind watching your shoe?Copy !req
288. Oh, sure.Copy !req
289. It's a $50,000 vehicle.
I don't want it scuffed up.Copy !req
290. Uncle Pat's farm?Copy !req
291. When you're 12, 13, man,
it's like fuckin' heaven, right?Copy !req
292. Running around in the woods,
driving that tractor.Copy !req
293. He made me clear the brush by the fence
with a fuckin' scythe, though.Copy !req
294. I had to do that. Tony too.Copy !req
295. And water his fuckin'
tomatoes and his basinigol'.Copy !req
296. Changed, though, you know, Pat's,Copy !req
297. after Louise came back there to live.Copy !req
298. It wasn't just you and Pat
and his great stories.Copy !req
299. They used to call me Ichabod Crane.Copy !req
300. - Who?
- Some very sorry people, that's who.Copy !req
301. The Carmela front? Did you two ever
discuss that evening you made love?Copy !req
302. It was a one-time deal. I've moved on.Copy !req
303. What about the depression?Copy !req
304. Your revelation about your
cousin, his prison sentence?Copy !req
305. You were very upset.Copy !req
306. Tell you the truth, I haven't had
a lot of time to think about that.Copy !req
307. My sister...Copy !req
308. She attacked some woman
at her stepkid's soccer game.Copy !req
309. You've mentioned her temper before.Copy !req
310. She got charged with
aggravated assault and resisting arrest.Copy !req
311. Excellent.Copy !req
312. Let's talk about that.Copy !req
313. - What?
- Rage.Copy !req
314. - Why?
- Depression is rage turned inward.Copy !req
315. Tell me about the Soprano temper.Copy !req
316. The thing is, it's bad for business.Copy !req
317. Clouds your judgment. John,
he always had a terrible temper.Copy !req
318. - John?
- Gotti.Copy !req
319. And in the end, I think it hurt him.Copy !req
320. See, we forget that in the old days, the ones
that came over, that started this thing,Copy !req
321. they didn't get mad.Copy !req
322. They just smiled and nodded
and made sure you got it later.Copy !req
323. That's the whole beautiful point.Copy !req
324. You know what they say.
Revenge is like serving cold cuts.Copy !req
325. I think it's, "Revenge is
a dish best served cold. "Copy !req
326. - So, what'd I say?
- But why revenge all the time?Copy !req
327. Where does it come from, this insatiable
anger you and your sister share?Copy !req
328. I was wondering when she'd come up?Copy !req
329. Your mother? What about your father?Copy !req
330. You never saw her
chop off someone's finger.Copy !req
331. - Told you about that, didn't I?
- Yes.Copy !req
332. - Jesus, I wish I hadn't.
- Why?Copy !req
333. I dress up nice when I come here...Copy !req
334. OK, let's stick to the subject.Copy !req
335. - Which is what?
- Your own intolerance for frustration.Copy !req
336. "Thank you for holding.
Your call is important to us. "Copy !req
337. If it's so important
to you, answer the phone!Copy !req
338. - Stay with that.
- It's just a level of bullshit!Copy !req
339. Every fuckin' new idea they come up with
to make things better makes things worse.Copy !req
340. OK, right, I agree.
"The centre cannot hold.Copy !req
341. "The falcon cannot hear the falconer. "Copy !req
342. What the fuck are you talking about?Copy !req
343. We live in a time of technological
and spiritual crisis,Copy !req
344. but you feel you're above all of it,Copy !req
345. certainly above any
inconvenience or annoyance.Copy !req
346. And if things don't go your way,Copy !req
347. instead of being merely disappointed
or inconvenienced, you blow.Copy !req
348. My sister's...Copy !req
349. She's taking anger-management classes.Copy !req
350. Maybe she's on the right track.Copy !req
351. - Is this something you'd consider?
- No.Copy !req
352. But I'll admit it's not good
for me, all this fuckin' agitation.Copy !req
353. Wears me out. I'm
fuckin' exhausted all the time.Copy !req
354. - Where did we start off?
- I don't know.Copy !req
355. Depression is rage turned inward.Copy !req
356. This is nice.Copy !req
357. For inner-city kids
like me, this was important.Copy !req
358. You lived next to the largest
mall in New Jersey.Copy !req
359. It's over now. She's
sticking me in that home in Florida.Copy !req
360. - That's the last I'll ever see of her.
- I'll be right down the road.Copy !req
361. I got a beautiful condo.Copy !req
362. Thinks she's gonna meet
some old, lonely widower.Copy !req
363. Louise, it's time for dessert.Copy !req
364. I'm getting it.Copy !req
365. And do me a favour, be as polite as
you are when it's just the two of us?Copy !req
366. We know where Chrissy buried the guy.Copy !req
367. But with Uncle Johnny's,
you gotta help us out.Copy !req
368. I'm not exactly sure,
but there was two of them.Copy !req
369. - The Johnson brothers.
- You don't remember where?Copy !req
370. It was a long time ago.Copy !req
371. We can't excavate
the whole fuckin' place.Copy !req
372. Cos you know what Tony's gonna say?Copy !req
373. Let him come up here and dig then.Copy !req
374. Please. He's a heart attack
waiting to happen.Copy !req
375. That's no joke. Our
bodies are 86% water.Copy !req
376. His last blood test, he was 65% zeppole.Copy !req
377. When he first heard the term "pie in the
sky," he volunteered for the 82nd Airborne.Copy !req
378. That's pretty good.Copy !req
379. I learned in recovery that he's
just tamping down his feelings by eating.Copy !req
380. I should talk to him.
It's a shame, you know.Copy !req
381. - He was the funnest guy in the world.
- When was that?Copy !req
382. He's got the world by the balls and
he acts like everything's an imposition.Copy !req
383. Being at the top, he's isolated himself.Copy !req
384. Yeah, it's just him and his money.Copy !req
385. Hello.Copy !req
386. - Who is this guy, anyway?
- My first. Czechoslovakian guy.Copy !req
387. This is the second time I'm moving him.Copy !req
388. - Come here, you little fuck.
- Guys, wait.Copy !req
389. - Come here, you little fuck.
- It wasn't me...Copy !req
390. - Help! Please, don't kill me.
- What the fuck you running for?Copy !req
391. The night of the 12th, there was a ship from
Italy with these containers of Vespas.Copy !req
392. I don't know anything about any Vespas!Copy !req
393. We know they got here.
What happened to them?Copy !req
394. I don't know. I wasn't here!Copy !req
395. Well, apparently he says he wasn't here.Copy !req
396. Who picked up our
motherfuckin', cocksucking Vespas?Copy !req
397. In two seconds, this
is going up your ass.Copy !req
398. It was the guys from New York.
Phil Leotardo and them.Copy !req
399. Listen.Copy !req
400. Thanks for doing
this. You didn't have to.Copy !req
401. Fuck that. You're my little cousin.Copy !req
402. I think I can imagine what
you may be hearing about meCopy !req
403. and what happened in New York.Copy !req
404. All I can say is, there's
no truth to it.Copy !req
405. I didn't think nothing.Copy !req
406. And Tony putting me in at the casino,
I knew people would resent that.Copy !req
407. But I went away for a long time,
stood up for this family,Copy !req
408. and you, or anybody,
can think what they like,Copy !req
409. but I feel I had a little coming to me.Copy !req
410. Absolutely. I was telling Benny that
the other day. He was complaining.Copy !req
411. And what I said about Tony before?Copy !req
412. - You know I love him like a brother.
- I love him, too.Copy !req
413. We saw the guy down the pier.
John has the Vespas.Copy !req
414. To think of how supportive you were
of him. That whole Little Carmine fiasco.Copy !req
415. It's fuckin' payback.Copy !req
416. Johnny's got it in his head my cousin
had something to do with Joey.Copy !req
417. Johnny should be
looking for the real killersCopy !req
418. instead of spending all
his time on that golf course.Copy !req
419. Whole fuckin' shipment of cheese
coming in next month.Copy !req
420. The imported provolone.Copy !req
421. I guess we can kiss
that goodbye too now, right?Copy !req
422. Motherfucker!Copy !req
423. - What are you doing here?
- My son is a senior here now.Copy !req
424. We were electing party
chairs for a senior night.Copy !req
425. Right.Copy !req
426. - So, how are you?
- Fine.Copy !req
427. Cos you were pretty upset
when you left and I wanted to call.Copy !req
428. I began to really rue what happened...Copy !req
429. - I'm going back with my husband.
- Oh, that's good.Copy !req
430. All the best.Copy !req
431. You don't drink no more?Copy !req
432. Clean and sober, 14 months.Copy !req
433. Yeah, your mother has that problem.Copy !req
434. Good for you.Copy !req
435. - That's right.
- What?Copy !req
436. The Johnson brothers' bodies.Copy !req
437. I know where they are.Copy !req
438. Over by the fence in
the northwest corner,Copy !req
439. because that night I noticed
one of my pickersCopy !req
440. had stuck a Swiss Colony bottle
upside-down on one of the fenceposts.Copy !req
441. And I was plenty goddamn mad they were
drinking on the job, I'll tell you.Copy !req
442. It's still there, the glass bottle.Copy !req
443. - Are you fuckin' sure?
- Lunch!Copy !req
444. - I got for you, Chrissy.
- Thank you.Copy !req
445. Sandwich?Copy !req
446. Beautiful.Copy !req
447. This is mail from three
fuckin' weeks ago.Copy !req
448. - The girl didn't even show up today.
- Why don't you get somebody new?Copy !req
449. Two classes, she's telling
people how to run their life.Copy !req
450. Don't let me stop you from taking
your kids to the rink.Copy !req
451. You have every right to be
mad at me, and I apologise.Copy !req
452. I know it's bad for the family...
for business... but I'm working on it.Copy !req
453. Yeah, I know. Bobby told me.Copy !req
454. - So how's that going?
- Anger management?Copy !req
455. It's the best thing
that ever happened to me.Copy !req
456. It's such a relief to
let go of all that shit and...Copy !req
457. I never realised what
an angry person I wasCopy !req
458. and how it fed itself.Copy !req
459. - So they got you on tranquillisers?
- No.Copy !req
460. Basically, it's taking responsibility
for your anger,Copy !req
461. and learning to recognise
your feelings of angerCopy !req
462. and that they're just feelings,
you don't have to act on them.Copy !req
463. People want that so
they can walk all over you.Copy !req
464. A lot of anger is self-importance.Copy !req
465. - Self-importance? - Problems
with authority.Copy !req
466. Dr Seepman locks the door
promptly at seven.Copy !req
467. People wig out if they don't get in, start
banging on the door. It's a big lesson.Copy !req
468. I was making everybody
in my life miserable,Copy !req
469. yelling and screaming, or pouting
and feeling victimised,Copy !req
470. but I feel so much better
now about everything.Copy !req
471. It's like this great sadness
is beginning to lift.Copy !req
472. - Sadness?
- Yeah.Copy !req
473. - Well, I'm happy for you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
474. I am.Copy !req
475. Your bid, Chrissy.Copy !req
476. You expecting someone?Copy !req
477. There he is!Copy !req
478. My God, I don't believe it.Copy !req
479. Who's that... Anthony?Copy !req
480. What's the matter? You all right?Copy !req
481. God, you're big.Copy !req
482. Look at those shoulders.Copy !req
483. - Jan sends her love and Barb, too.
- Did you eat?Copy !req
484. Louise, don't ask him. He's a
guest. Just go get him a plate!Copy !req
485. Sit down.Copy !req
486. - You look good.
- Feel good.Copy !req
487. So how we doing?Copy !req
488. Took care of mine last night. The
Johnson brothers we'll get tonight.Copy !req
489. Uncle Pat was like Johnny
Mnemonic. Right, Uncle Pat?Copy !req
490. We're playing pinochle. Take a hand.Copy !req
491. - This is the life, huh?
- I'm with you.Copy !req
492. Yeah, we were just saying that.Copy !req
493. To a job well done.Copy !req
494. This place hasn't changed much.Copy !req
495. Met some pretty nice
college girls the other night.Copy !req
496. She liked you, Miss Raven-Hair?Copy !req
497. Pat seems good, huh?Copy !req
498. Louise seems fat.Copy !req
499. The human body is 86% water,Copy !req
500. but Louise's last blood test,
she was 65% zeppole.Copy !req
501. That's a good one.Copy !req
502. I knew a guy, when he was gonna
eat Philly cheese steak,Copy !req
503. the mayor of Philly would have
to call out the National Guard.Copy !req
504. What the fuck's so funny
about that? Doesn't even make sense.Copy !req
505. - Well, he's drunk.
- Him?Copy !req
506. No way. He's in recovery.Copy !req
507. If you recover your
fuckin' balls, give us a call.Copy !req
508. We might like to hang out.Copy !req
509. No, seriously, it's not funny.Copy !req
510. He's a 12-stepper, right?Copy !req
511. Well, yeah. You know that. That's right.Copy !req
512. Maybe he can take another couple of steps
out the door so we could have some fun?Copy !req
513. Come on, don't get pissy now.
He's just having a joke, that's all.Copy !req
514. Sobriety's hard enough
without having to get mocked for it.Copy !req
515. Jesus Christ, why don't
you have a fuckin' drink?Copy !req
516. You're driving
everybody crazy with this shit.Copy !req
517. The fuckin' Higher Power
yammering and the sweetsCopy !req
518. and the Key lime pie and the... Jesus.Copy !req
519. Order a fuckin' bullshot,
will you? Do me a favour.Copy !req
520. I'm sorry, I didn't realise
I was being a jerkoff.Copy !req
521. Look, it's just... you know, come on.Copy !req
522. You're doing the right thing.Copy !req
523. So, how do you like his car?Copy !req
524. Schwarzenegger's. Pretty great, huh?Copy !req
525. The humvee. Yeah, it's nice.Copy !req
526. - Kinda steep.
- You told me you didn't pay for it.Copy !req
527. - You gave the guy a hum-job.
- For the hum-vee.Copy !req
528. Maybe he'd like to hum me.Copy !req
529. - A friend of Bill over here?
- Fuckin' wits over here.Copy !req
530. Bill? I'll say.Copy !req
531. That? That's not a bill, that's a beak.Copy !req
532. You know...Copy !req
533. that was you he made that
joke about, the zeppole content.Copy !req
534. On the way home, we can drop
him off at Beakskill.Copy !req
535. Well, if beaks could kill,
that one certainly would.Copy !req
536. I could've called you
Ichabod Crane, but I didn't.Copy !req
537. What the fuck's he
talking about... Ichabod Crane?Copy !req
538. Nothin'.Copy !req
539. Here's to the Johnson brothers,
whoever the fuck they were.Copy !req
540. Port Newark...Copy !req
541. but one example.Copy !req
542. Six million containers
enter U.S. ports every year,Copy !req
543. yet fewer than two per cent of them
are opened and inspected by U.S. Customs.Copy !req
544. It is impossible to
check every containerCopy !req
545. without essentially stopping
global commerce.Copy !req
546. But what keeps officials
from sleeping at nightCopy !req
547. is that terrorists
could use shipping containersCopy !req
548. to smuggle in a weapon
of mass destruction.Copy !req
549. It is within the capabilities
of Islamic fundamentalistsCopy !req
550. to track a container with
a Global Positioning SystemCopy !req
551. and detonate a nuclear or biological
weapon hidden inside.Copy !req
552. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
553. A terrorist could use a shipping container
to smuggle himself into the country.Copy !req
554. There he is.Copy !req
555. What I saw on TV last night.
The ports are wide open.Copy !req
556. Government's not doing shit.Copy !req
557. - Where's my butter substitute?
- In front of you.Copy !req
558. Didn't you hear what I
said? I knew it was bad.Copy !req
559. Seven million containers. The news team
put radioactive shit in one of 'em.Copy !req
560. - It wasn't even detected.
- Please, my ears.Copy !req
561. Sit down. Sit.Copy !req
562. Come on. I made eggs.Copy !req
563. Could've been a goddamn A-bomb.Copy !req
564. - You want coffee?
- Yeah.Copy !req
565. Fuckin' terrible nightmares.Copy !req
566. Yeah, it knocked the edge
right the hell off your appetite.Copy !req
567. - What's the matter with you?
- No, it is some scary shit.Copy !req
568. Not my problem much longer.Copy !req
569. Speaking of scary shit,
was that you in the bathroom?Copy !req
570. Oh, yeah. I thought they
already dropped the biological weapon.Copy !req
571. All right, I gotta go.Copy !req
572. I thought we were gonna go hunting.Copy !req
573. - You hear the turkeys this morning?
- No, I gotta take off.Copy !req
574. Uncle Pat. Take care of yourself.Copy !req
575. - Be careful of the alligators down there.
- All right, tough guy.Copy !req
576. Hey, Tone! What'd you do,
knock over a roadside stand?Copy !req
577. My uncle's farm. Less than
100 miles from here.Copy !req
578. It's like a whole different world.Copy !req
579. The bullshit really falls away up there.Copy !req
580. Hear about that shit with the ports?Copy !req
581. Customs agents are bad for us, but
antiterrorism-wise, they're doing nothing.Copy !req
582. What's it gonna take,
a fuckin' nuclear bomb?Copy !req
583. They caught one al-Quaeda cocksucker
in one container.Copy !req
584. - They caught him.
- There's enough they don't catch.Copy !req
585. The administration's busy too,Copy !req
586. giving noncompetitive
building contracts to friends.Copy !req
587. Hell, we can all understand that.Copy !req
588. We're sitting ducks here.Copy !req
589. Only thing between our homes and
Port Newark is a chain-link fence.Copy !req
590. They get a nuclear bomb in a container
and we're fuckin' dead.Copy !req
591. That's why you gotta live for today.Copy !req
592. - What'd you say?
- That's why you gotta live for today.Copy !req
593. Talking about annihilation,
you stupid fuck!Copy !req
594. Your kids, my kids,
burning into cinders!Copy !req
595. I can't even think about it.Copy !req
596. You stupid...Copy !req
597. Can't even fuckin' think about
it? Motherfucker, huh?Copy !req
598. Think about it now?Copy !req
599. - How about now?
- Hey, Tony!Copy !req
600. Tony, take it easy.Copy !req
601. - Take a walk.
- Get some air.Copy !req
602. Take a walk. Take a walk outside.Copy !req
603. Sorry, everybody.Copy !req
604. Come on, take it easy.Copy !req
605. - I wake you up?
- Yeah.Copy !req
606. I just come from the hospital.Copy !req
607. They said you wanted to know.Copy !req
608. Oh, how's he doing?Copy !req
609. - Sorry.
- It's all right.Copy !req
610. Doctor has a peel at one.Copy !req
611. - Hi.
- How you doing, hon?Copy !req
612. - Call me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
613. - Bye.
- See you later.Copy !req
614. - That the dermatology nurse?
- Yeah.Copy !req
615. - Nice-looking. - They get all
the skin treatments half-price.Copy !req
616. So, what'd they say?
He's gonna be OK, the kid?Copy !req
617. He's big, strapping, he'll be all right,
but some hearing loss, one ear.Copy !req
618. Looks like it could be permanent.Copy !req
619. Skip, the poor fuck knows
he should keep his mouth shut.Copy !req
620. Go over there.Copy !req
621. You make sure he gets the best.Copy !req
622. Thing is, Tone, he's quitting the Bing.Copy !req
623. And he told Sil, he goes,Copy !req
624. "I'd appreciate if
Tony don't come visit me. "Copy !req
625. He don't wanna see you.Copy !req
626. I told him watch his mouth.Copy !req
627. These things happen, T.Copy !req
628. That's why I don't like
to talk politics.Copy !req
629. - You did?
- Please, I couldn't believe it myself.Copy !req
630. - Well, are you going back with Tony?
- No.Copy !req
631. - Then why'd you say it?
- I don't know. It just came out.Copy !req
632. Asshole. He was gonna call me.Copy !req
633. - Did he?
- Jerk.Copy !req
634. Come in!Copy !req
635. Uncle Pat.Copy !req
636. - Where's AJ?
- He's not coming.Copy !req
637. You lose 'em for a
little bit, but he'll be back.Copy !req
638. Hi, Uncle Tone!Copy !req
639. - Before dinner?
- Half?Copy !req
640. Thank you.Copy !req
641. Mahatma Gandhi over here. Nice.Copy !req
642. I thought I heard your voice.Copy !req
643. - Hello?
- Good game on later.Copy !req
644. I think we're on the
do-not-call list.Copy !req
645. Oh, no, we're happy with our service.Copy !req
646. Those telemarketers...
just hang up, hang up!Copy !req
647. We're just sitting down to dinner.Copy !req
648. OK, please don't call again.Copy !req
649. Thank you.Copy !req
650. Come on!Copy !req
651. It's a G5. It's got a
64-bit architecture.Copy !req
652. A different language
now with these computers.Copy !req
653. I saw a show on computers,
how the prices have dropped so lowCopy !req
654. that you can buy one for $500 at CostcoCopy !req
655. more powerful than the one
that put the astronauts on the moon.Copy !req
656. Good eggplant, Jan.Copy !req
657. Yeah, delicious.Copy !req
658. I wonder where Harpo's
eating his Sunday dinner.Copy !req
659. What?Copy !req
660. Just wondering what Harpo's up to.Copy !req
661. - Who's Harpo?
- That's Hal, Janice's son.Copy !req
662. - You have a son?
- You didn't tell us that.Copy !req
663. You know that song,Copy !req
664. Harpo's Song by Phoebe Snow?Copy !req
665. That's the song you named
Harpo after, right?Copy !req
666. He's half French-Canadian, Harpo.Copy !req
667. All right, Tony. Make fun of
a boy because of his name.Copy !req
668. I wonder what's French-Canadian
for "I grew up without a mother. "Copy !req
669. Where is my mama?Copy !req
670. You son of a fuckin' bitch!Copy !req
671. Daddy!Copy !req
672. - Easy, easy, easy!
- You miserable fuck!Copy !req
673. I don't got a right to ask?
I'm the boy's uncle.Copy !req
674. Easy, easy.Copy !req
675. - Easy.
- I hate him, I hate him.Copy !req