The Sopranos 4x7

1. WHAT DO YOU HEAR? WHAT DO YOU SAY?

2. WELCOME HOME.

3. YOUNGSTOWN, MY ASS. LOOK AT THIS GUY.

4. YOU WERE IN MIAMI.

5. YEAH, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WERE IN MIAMI.

6. GOOD TO BE HOME, SKIP.

7. WHAT CAN I GET YOU, PAULIE?

8. AFTER 4 MONTHS INSIDE? HOW ABOUT LAID?

9. OH, IT'S PAPILLON.

10. OH, HELLO, SIL, HOW ARE YOU? HA, HA.

11. ALL THE TIME.

12. COME HERE, YOU LITTLE PRICK.

13. HELLO, CHRISSY.

14. LET'S HAVE A DRINK. COME ON, PASS THEM BACK.

15. HEY, OVER HERE.

16. THERE YOU GO.

17. ALL YOU GUYS!

18. SALUTE. SALUTE.

19. SALUTE.

20. JUST A SECOND. JUST A SECOND.

21. MY SONG.

22. SALUTE.

23. SALUTE.

24. WELCOME HOME.

25. COME ON.

26. WHAT THE FUCK?

27. WHY IS THIS HIS SONG?

28. PAULIE, SAY HELLO TO BRIAN CAMMARATA, CARM'S COUSIN.

29. HE'S A FINANCIAL GUY.

30. HOW YOU DOING, KID?

31. SO, UH, JUST BACK FROM COLLEGE, HUH?

32. FOR A SEC, ALL RIGHT?

33. NICE MEETING YOU.

34. HAVE A SEAT.

35. HOW YOU DOING? YOU OK?

36. COPPED TO THAT GUN.

37. I COULD'VE BEEN JUMPSUIT TILL I'M 90.

38. WELL, YOU'RE HOME NOW, THAT'S THE IMPORTANT THING.

39. HERE, GET BACK ON YOUR FEET.

40. THANKS, T.

41. NOT THAT I DON'T APPRECIATE IT,

42. BUT I COULD'VE USED A BOOST WHEN I WAS GONE, TOO.

43. FUCKING BILLS.

44. THEN THERE'S MA WITH THE PRIVATE HOME CARE.

45. AT GREEN GROVE?

46. AN EXTRA $5,000 IT COST ME JUST TO HOLD HER PLACE.

47. PAULIE, YOU'RE HERE 30 SECONDS, YOU ALREADY GOT A FISTFUL OF CASH,

48. I GOT FOR YOU.

49. YOU'RE RIGHT, TON'. I KNOW.

50. ENJOY THE PARTY.

51. I WILL.

52. Were you having dinner at Citris last year

53. when a man threw a drink in Richard Cross' face?

54. Yes.

55. Subsequent to that incident,

56. did Mr. Cross telephone Rusty Arnold?

57. Yes.

58. And the following day,

59. were you informed that the man in question

60. had suffered a fractured skull?

61. Your honor, objection.

62. This whole line of questioning is irrelevant.

63. Overruled. You may answer, Miss Costello.

64. I don't think I'm supposed to, Judge.

65. I just made my ruling, you are required to answer.

66. But isn't there some law about testifying against your husband?

67. Excuse me?

68. Richard and I were married the night before last in Reno.

69. Your honor,

70. the defense requests a conference in chambers.

71. We'll stand in recess for 15 minutes

72. while the court confers with counsel in chambers.

73. Bailiff, will you escort the jury out?

74. Did she say anything to you about this?

75. What we saw in that courtroom is a transparent attempt by Richard Cross

76. to subvert the intent of the marital privilege.

77. Hey, she's his wife.

78. WHERE ARE MY PANTS?

79. THERE'S SOME MOUTHWASH AND SHIT IN THE BACK.

80. WE'LL GO GET BREAKFAST.

81. OH, ASPETTA, I'LL GO WITH YOU.

82. MAN SUCH AS MYSELF?

83. BUY LAND, I GUESS. GOD AIN'T MAKING ANY MORE OF IT.

84. THAT'S WHAT WILL ROGERS SAID.

85. IT'S TRUE, MY HOUSE IS WORTH, UH, NEARLY TRIPLE WHAT I PAID.

86. LOCATION'S THE KEY, RIGHT? OTHERWISE YOU GET STUCK WITH SHIT.

87. SOMETIMES THERE'S MONEY IN SHIT.

88. HOW DO YOU MEAN?

89. NOTHING, I DON'T KNOW.

90. WE'RE JUST TALKING HERE, COME ON.

91. I DON'T KNOW. SOME GUY I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH, THIS BLACK GUY,

92. NOT-FOR-PROFIT HOUSING GROUP.

93. WITH UP IN HARLEM.

94. I READ ABOUT THIS. UH,

95. OR SOMETHING, RIGHT?

96. ACTUALLY, YOU EVER HEAR OF HUD?

97. HOUSING DEVELOPMENT, YEAH.

98. TO BECOME HOMEOWNERS.

99. THERE ARE MORE FUCKIN' PROGRAMS FOR THESE DEADBEATS, I SWEAR TO CHRIST.

100. GUARANTEE THE HOME MORTGAGE, THE BANKS FIGURE, WHY NOT?

101. THEY'LL LOAN THE MONEY.

102. CRUMMY NEIGHBORHOOD.

103. SOME REAL SHITBOXES.

104. MAYBE THEY'RE WORTH, LIKE, $100,000 APIECE.

105. NEXT, YOU TIE UP WITH SOME

106. FROM YOUR STOOGE.

107. THEY'RE GONNA

108. FOR WORKING-CLASS BLACKS, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH.

109. THING IS, THOUGH...

110. ALL RIGHT, SIT TIGHT. I'M GONNA BE A WHILE.

111. I'LL BE OVER HERE.

112. COLLEGE. ALL THE WAY TO

113. A GUY WHO LIVED 20 BLOCKS AWAY FROM ME.

114. YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN GUY. OUT TO HERE.

115. SO, MAURICE, RON TELLS ME YOU'RE FROM, UH, DOWN ROSEVILLE STREET.

116. FOR THE STAR-LEDGER.

117. NO SHIT?

118. 6TH AND ORANGE.

119. PRACTICALLY NEIGHBORS.

120. YEAH, THAT'S WHY HE MOVED.

121. HELLO.

122. CARMELA, IT'S ME, FURIO.

123. YOU THIS MORNING, I WAS IN THE BATHTUB.

124. UH, THE REASON I CALL, UH,

125. SOME PLACE, I DON'T KNOW.

126. OH, YOU'RE KIDDING. UH, LET ME HAVE A LOOK AROUND.

127. SO, UH, HOW IS EVERYTHING? HOW'S YOUR DAD?

128. NOT SO GOOD.

129. FROM THE HOUSEWARM FINALLY.

130. OH, GOOD, BRING THEM NEXT TIME.

131. I will.

132. THERE'S A PRETTY ONE OF YOU.

133. OH, THAT'S SWEET.

134. I don't see the glasses, Fur'.

135. THAT'S OK, I—I PROBABLY LEAVE THEM HOME.

136. All right.

137. WELL, IF I FIND THEM, I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL.

138. OK.

139. I SEE YOU SOON.

140. THE SUMMER OF '67, WE'RE BOTH HOME ON BREAK.

141. I'M INTERNING AT

142. AND HE— WHAT WERE YOU DOING?

143. UH,

144. EAST NEWARK FOOD CO-OP.

145. RIGHT.

146. THE NEWARK RIOTS.

147. SUMMER THAT WAS.

148. LATER THAT YEAR,

149. VOTING DRIVES.

150. MAURICE, WERE YOU AROUND FOR ANTHONY IMPERIALE?

151. THE WHITE KNIGHT?

152. AROUND?

153. WAS FIGHTING AGAINST?

154. "ITALIAN PRIDE, KEEP NEWARK WHITE."

155. ASPIRING KLANSMEN, SOME OF THOSE BOYS.

156. SO THIS GROUP YOU GOT NOW, THE URBAN HOUSING LEAGUE.

157. WHAT'S THE STORY THERE?

158. LIKE MANY NON-PROFITS,

159. WE'VE FALLEN ON HARD TIMES.

160. REPUBLICAN ADMINISTRATION,

161. OF NEW CHARITIES POST 9/11.

162. GOT A LOT TO TALK ABOUT. I'M GONNA HIT THE SHOWERS.

163. MAURICE, NICE MEETING YOU.

164. SAME HERE.

165. ON THE BROAD STROKES.

166. OK, WE GOT A GUY, DR. FRIED, HE'S A UROLOGIST.

167. WE'RE GONNA GIVE HIM $500,000 OF OUR MONEY.

168. 4 HOUSES ON GARSIDE STREET

169. FOR $125,000 APIECE.

170. THE OLD FIRST WARD.

171. ONCE WE OWN THE HOUSES, WHO'LL PLAY BALL.

172. HE'S GONNA RE-APPRAISE THEM IN THE $300,000 RANGE.

173. WHAT YOU DO, MAURICE, APPRAISALS TO HUD.

174. BUY UP THESE SHITHOLES.

175. WORKING FAMILIES.

176. THE MORTGAGE APP, YOU TAKE IT TO THE BANK.

177. THEY CUT A CHECK, AND WE WORK IT UP NICE.

178. HMM.

179. AT WHICH POINT,

180. MORTGAGE PAYMENT.

181. INTO DISSOLUTION.

182. FROM THE HOUSES.

183. YOUR CUT'LL BE IN THE 10 PERCENT OF THE PROFIT RANGE.

184. MY OFFICE'LL WRITE OF YOUR APPLICATION.

185. SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.

186. TONY, GOOD.

187. YOU'RE STILL HERE.

188. IS THERE A PROBLEM?

189. NO PROBLEM, I JUST WANNA TALK TO YOU.

190. YOU, UH, REMEMBER THAT TIME IN ATLANTIC CITY?

191. YOU BROUGHT IRINA, YOUR OLD GIRLFRIEND?

192. YEAH, THING, THE FUNDRAISER.

193. GOD.

194. THIS IS AWKWARD.

195. SEEING EACH OTHER.

196. WHAT?

197. YOU'RE FUCKIN' KIDDIN' ME.

198. AT THE FUNDRAISER. I GAVE HER MY CARD.

199. WITH HER LANDLORD.

200. SHE CALLED ME MONTHS LATER, AFTER YOU TWO BROKE IT OFF,

201. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT EASY.

202. IT'S ANCIENT HISTORY.

203. STILL,

204. I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU. I FEEL LIKE I OWE YOU AN EXPLANATION.

205. WHAT AM I, HER FATHER? YOU'RE BOTH ADULTS.

206. ENJOY YOURSELF.

207. IT'S MORE THAN THAT. I CARE FOR HER.

208. VERY DEEPLY. ROZ AND I ARE SEPARATED.

209. HEART WANTS, I GUESS.

210. WHAT THE DICK WANTS.

211. OK, WHO'S GONNA SCRUB MY BACK?

212. RALPH, YOU STEAL MY WATER?

213. MAN, I LOVE THIS SONG.

214. THE CHI-LITES.

215. THE BEST.

216. BELIEVE IT OR NOT,

217. THEM DAMN SHONDELLS.

218. SEE, A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT, BUT THEY'RE WRONG.

219. ON BRUNSWICK.

220. SEE YOU SOON.

221. SO, TONY, ANYWAY...

222. LOOK, SHE'S A GREAT GIRL.

223. BEAUTIFUL GIRL, A LITTLE NEEDY.

224. FRANKLY, I'M GLAD OFF MY PAYROLL.

225. THANKS, THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING.

226. BUT THE BEST, BRO.

227. DR. FRIED, YOU ARE NOW THE LEGAL OWNER.

228. EAT MY DUST, DONALD TRUMP.

229. HEY, ADRIANA.

230. OH, JESUS CHRIST.

231. WHY DON'T YOU GO HAUNT A HOUSE OR SOMETHING?

232. IT'S BEEN A WHILE, FIGURED I'D CHECK IN.

233. SO YOU CRAWL UP MY ASS?

234. WHAT DO YOU WANT, ROBYN?

235. I HEARD PAULIE GUALTIERI'S OUT OF JAIL.

236. WHAT DO I KNOW?

237. FEEL ABOUT THAT?

238. PAULIE, THEY'RE FRIENDS.

239. A CRIME NOW, TOO?

240. ANYWAY? HE LOOKED TIRED LAST TIME I SAW HIM.

241. IF YOU'RE GONNA A FUCKING TRAITOR, FINE,

242. A SHIT HOW HE IS.

243. HIS DRUG PROBLEM?

244. HE DOESN'T HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM.

245. HOW ARE YOU DOING, ADE?

246. REALLY.

247. I'M FINE. WE'RE BOTH FINE.

248. AS A MATTER OF FACT, WE'RE THINKING OF FINALLY GETTING MARRIED.

249. A GOOD TIME TODAY?

250. YEAH, IT WAS COOL. I LOVE THE OCEAN.

251. FEEL LIKE TAKING A RIDE?

252. SEE THAT CHURCH?

253. ALMOST 80 YEARS AGO.

254. HE WAS A STONEMASON, THE OLD MAN.

255. WITH $4 IN HIS POCKET.

256. YEAH, BUT I—I SAW IN

257. FOR, LIKE, 10 CENTS A WEEK THEN.

258. ROOM SERVICE MUST'VE BEEN, LIKE, ONE OR 2 CENTS A MEAL.

259. ROOM SERVICE?

260. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HISTORY HERE, A.J.

261. YOUR FAMILY'S HISTORY. NEWARK'S HISTORY.

262. ABOUT NEWARK?

263. I'M MAKING A POINT.

264. USED TO BE BEAUTIFUL.

265. 100 PERCENT ITALIAN.

266. THE 1920s, MOST OF THEM RIGHT OFF THE BOAT.

267. MOST ITALIANS COULDN'T THAT WANTED THEM.

268. DO, DID THEY CRY?

269. THEIR HAND OUT? NO.

270. THEIR OWN PROBLEMS.

271. THEY SAID, "YOU DON'T WANT US IN YOUR CHURCH?

272. FINE. WE'LL BUILD OUR OWN, A BETTER ONE."

273. BUILDINGS AROUND HERE.

274. DOWN INTO THE GROUND.

275. IS STILL STANDING.

276. YOU KNOW WHY?

277. THE BRICKS?

278. 'CAUSE OUR PEOPLE GIVE A SHIT, THAT'S WHY.

279. EVERY SUNDAY, ITALIANS FROM THE OLD NEIGHBORHOOD,

280. TO COME HERE TO PRAY.

281. PLACE ALIVE.

282. WE NEVER DO?

283. BUY LAND, A.J., 'CAUSE GOD AIN'T MAKING ANY MORE OF IT.

284. HEY, THIS IS ADVICE I'M IMPARTING TO YOU AS YOUR FATHER.

285. NOW WHAT?

286. ARE YOU AFRAID?

287. RIGHT, LIKE I HAVEN'T SEEN PLACES LIKE THIS BEFORE.

288. OVER THERE?

289. I'M BUYING THEM.

290. THOSE CRAPPY ONES? WHAT FOR?

291. FOR AN INVESTMENT.

292. I BEEN SAYING?

293. I DON'T KNOW.

294. REAL ESTATE. BUY REAL ESTATE.

295. DAD, THE BLACK DUDE'S COMING OVER.

296. HEY, WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP?

297. 5-O?

298. UH, YEAH, I'M STARSKY AND THIS IS HUTCH.

299. SMOKE, CRACK, OR CRANK?

300. NO, THANK YOU, WE'RE JUST HAVING A LOOK AROUND.

301. YEAH, NO EYEING IF YOU AIN'T BUYING, MAN.

302. A FREE COUNTRY.

303. SOMETHING, MOTHERFUCKER, GET THE FUCK OFF OUR STREET.

304. OH, THE LANGUAGE ON YOU.

305. WITH THAT MOUTH?

306. SAY TO MY SISTER?

307. HEY, TAKE IT EASY, I DON'T WANT NO TROUBLE.

308. I'M SHOWING MY SON THE OLD NEIGHBORHOOD.

309. NOW. GUINEA MOTHERFUCKER.

310. YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.

311. SO THAT'S A CRACK HO.

312. MY MOTHERFUCKING BLOCK!

313. COME ON, EASE UP, EASE UP.

314. SHE'S REALLY GONNA MARRY HIM?

315. WITH THIS GIRL?

316. COME ON.

317. MOLTISANTI'S A GREAT CATCH.

318. TALL, DARK, AND SOCIOPATHIC.

319. FROM A STRATEGIC STANDPOINT, HELP US OR HURT US?

320. WELL, IF THEY DO GET MARRIED,

321. CLOSER, OBVIOUSLY.

322. AND BY EXTENSION, GETS HER CLOSER TO TONY.

323. TO STOP COOPERATING.

324. OVERWHELMING.

325. REMEMBER ANGEL DILETTO?

326. I THINK IT'S MORE LIKELY TO HAVE THE OPPOSITE EFFECT.

327. BECOME HER PROBLEMS.

328. IF THEY HAVE KIDS, THAT'S EVEN MORE PRESSURE.

329. NEVER HAD KIDS.

330. I WOULDN'T COUNT ON CHILDREN.

331. SHE'S HAD SOME ISSUES. FEMALE TROUBLE.

332. MAYBE DARWIN WAS RIGHT.

333. WEED OUT THE NIMRODS.

334. SO WHAT DO WE DO, PEOPLE? YAY OR NAY?

335. DISCOURAGING?

336. TO THIS MARRIAGE,

337. HOLD YOUR PEACE.

338. I SAY NEUTRAL OR SUPPORTIVE.

339. IT, SHE'S LIKELY TO GO THROUGH WITH IT ANYWAY.

340. AGREED THEN. THEY HAVE OUR BLESSING.

341. TO THE HAPPY COUPLE.

342. SO MUCH PROPERTY.

343. YOU'RE GOING TO BUY 4 HOUSES ON GARSIDE STREET?

344. YOU'VE CERTAINLY GOT YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU.

345. ONE DAY AT A TIME.

346. KEEP ON KEEPING ON.

347. TONY. HEY, COME ON IN.

348. YOU KNOW, IT REALLY WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER IF WE MET OVER AT DENNY'S.

349. WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT? I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

350. SO, WHAT'S UP?

351. CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING? SCOTCH, RIGHT?

352. GUTTING THE PLACE.

353. HOUSES WAS A CRACK DEN.

354. SO? WHAT, "SO" ?

355. WE GOT TO GET THEM OUT OF THERE.

356. WHY DIDN'T YOUR GUYS ROUST THEM?

357. OH, NICE. BUNCH OF WHITE CAPS IN THE GHETTO.

358. THAT WON'T ATTRACT ANY ATTENTION AT ALL.

359. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

360. EXERT SOME INFLUENCE, MAKE SOME CALLS.

361. ROUST THE SHITBAGS.

362. TONY, IT'S NOT THAT EASY—

363. HELLO, TONY.

364. HOW YOU DOING, HON?

365. I'M VERY GOOD.

366. NO, I'M VERY WELL.

367. VERY MUCH.

368. SHE'S TAKING A CLASS AT THE COMMUNITY COLLEGE,

369. A 2ND LANGUAGE.

370. OH.

371. WELL, YOU, UH,

372. SOUND GREAT.

373. RONNIE, I'LL GO MAKE SOME LUNCH, SOME EGG SALAD?

374. GREAT. YOU HUNGRY?

375. NO.

376. GO LIGHT ON THE MAYO.

377. LOOK,

378. WHEN YOU'RE DEALING WITH SQUATTERS' RIGHTS

379. FOR THAT MATTER,

380. IT CAN GET VERY TRICKY.

381. HOMELESS? I SAW 'EM MYSELF. THEY'RE A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRACKHEADS.

382. I UNDERSTAND THEY'RE GUMMING UP THE WORKS.

383. BUT TRY TO SEE THE BIG PICTURE. THE HUD APPROVAL CAME THROUGH.

384. IN 2 WEEKS, WE'RE GONNA BE LOOKING AT A HUGE WINDFALL.

385. SEE, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE A POLITICIAN AND NOT A BUSINESSMAN.

386. THE BIG PICTURE.

387. $7,000 OF COPPER PIPE IN THERE,

388. IF THEY HAVEN'T TAKEN IT OUT ALREADY.

389. I STILL DON'T KNOW ME TO DO ABOUT IT.

390. OK, ALL RIGHT.

391. WE'LL, UH, WE'LL TAKE THE $7,000 OUT OF YOUR END?

392. WELL, NO, BUT—

393. COME ON, RONNIE.

394. UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN.

395. FUCKING FIGURE IT OUT.

396. GOOD DINNER, BABY.

397. CHRISTOPHER.

398. LET'S GET MARRIED.

399. WHOA!

400. WHERE'D THIS COME FROM?

401. I DON'T KNOW.

402. IT'S GONNA BE 2 YEARS WE'RE ENGAGED.

403. LET'S JUST GO DOWN TO CITY HALL.

404. CITY HALL?

405. WHAT ARE WE, SCHWUGS?

406. A BIG WEDDING ANYWAY.

407. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT SHIT.

408. I JUST WANT YOU.

409. IT'LL BE CHEAPER ANYWAY, WE COULD BUY A HOUSE.

410. PLUS, A WIFE

411. CAN'T TESTIFY AGAINST HER HUSBAND.

412. YOU CAN'T HAVE A CLUB, STAY OUT ALL

413. WHEN YOU HAVE A KID.

414. WHAT IF WE DIDN'T HAVE KIDS?

415. FUCK THAT! WHAT'S THE POINT OF BEING MARRIED?

416. I MEAN, WHAT IF WE CAN'T?

417. IF I CAN'T?

418. WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME?

419. OF COURSE I'D STILL LOVE YOU.

420. WHY?

421. THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW.

422. A LONG TIME AGO, YEARS AGO,

423. I HAD A MEDICAL PROCEDURE.

424. IT WAS BEFORE WE MET.

425. MY UTERUS GOT PIERCED.

426. BOTH OF THEM?

427. THERE'S ONLY ONE.

428. THAT'S OVARIES.

429. SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? YOU CAN'T GET PREGNANT?

430. IT MIGHT BE HARD.

431. IN MANHATTAN.

432. FUCKING TOLD ME?

433. CALL ME THAT?

434. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! TO ME LIKE THAT?

435. ONCE. I WANTED TO.

436. YOU WOULDN'T PROPOSE.

437. YOU DON'T GET IT, ADRIANA.

438. I DON'T HAVE A SON, ENDS! THAT'S IT!

439. WE COULD ADOPT.

440. YEAH, THAT'S GREAT!

441. EYES CALLED MOLTISANTI!

442. HE'D GET HIS ASS KICKED EVERY DAY!

443. YOU SAID YOU'D STILL LOVE ME.

444. THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'LL FUCKING MARRY YOU!

445. SHE'S A GREAT GIRL, CHRISTOPHER.

446. YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE THIS ONE.

447. T'S RIGHT.

448. KIDS THAN THE KENNEDYS,

449. IF YOU'RE MARRIED TO SOME TWAT, WHAT GOOD IS IT?

450. IN A RELATIONSHIP.

451. I KNOW ALL THAT.

452. THING NEVER HAPPENS?

453. COME ON, MEDICINE TODAY? TECHNOLOGY?

454. YOU WANT MY ADVICE?

455. ABOUT ADE OR ANYBODY ELSE.

456. LONG AS YOU CAN.

457. OOH!

458. COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

459. NO OFFENSE, BUT ASK ME, MARRIAGE AND OUR THING DON'T JIVE.

460. KNOW IS MARRIED.

461. NOT EVERYBODY.

462. YOU LOVE HER, RIGHT?

463. YEAH. YOU KNOW.

464. THEN DO THE RIGHT THING.

465. ON THE OTHER FOOT, YOUR SPLEEN,

466. SHE STOOD BY YOU, RIGHT?

467. LIKE MY UNCLE JUNIOR?

468. OR WORSE, LIKE PAULIE?

469. EXACTLY.

470. ALL RIGHT, THANKS.

471. I'VE GOT TO THINK ABOUT IT.

472. ALL RIGHT.

473. RON!

474. HI, LENORE.

475. WHAT A NICE SURPRISE.

476. YOU KNOW, WE'RE OVERDUE FOR THAT DINNER, THE FOUR OF US.

477. WE ABSOLUTELY ARE. OOPS!

478. HERE THEY COME.

479. WE'RE LATE FOR PRACTICE. HE'S IN THE DEN.

480. OK, THANKS.

481. THE FACT IS, MO, THESE PEOPLE ARE CRIMINALS.

482. THEY'RE DRUG ADDICTS

483. WHO'VE BEEN OCCUPYING THAT HOUSE ILLEGALLY.

484. WHAT ABOUT THE POLICE? GET THE SELLER, WHAT'S HIS NAME?

485. THE UROLOGIST, LET HIM MAKE THE CALL.

486. THEY'RE CRACK ADDICTS. THEY'LL BE BACK THERE LIVING IN 2 HOURS.

487. THESE HOUSES, PERIOD.

488. I REALIZE THAT.

489. ANYTHING ABOUT VIOLENCE.

490. WE RENOUNCED IT, REMEMBER?

491. THE CODPIECE BUSINESS.

492. I'M IN A BIND HERE, MO.

493. I APPRECIATE THAT, BUT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?

494. PEOPLE TO HANDLE IT.

495. WHAT PEOPLE?

496. WELL, WE CAN'T SEND WHITES IN THERE.

497. PEOPLE OF COLOR.

498. PROGRAM, DON'T YOU?

499. I'M ON THE BOARD, RON.

500. FINE, I UNDERSTAND.

501. $7,000 THIS IS COSTING OUT OF YOUR END THEN.

502. OH, COME ON.

503. TO MY FIRST WIFE.

504. THE CHANCES I'M TAKING WITH THIS THING.

505. I'M PUTTING IT ALL ON THE LINE IF I GET CAUGHT.

506. SO, YOU GET SOME KIDS, GANGBANGERS, WHATEVER, YOU THROW THEM SOME MONEY.

507. FROM A POLICING STANDPOINT,

508. IT'S JUST ONE GROUP BEATING ON ANOTHER.

509. JUSTIFY IT, RON.

510. IT'S ABOUT THE $7,000.

511. SOMETHING ELSE.

512. GUYS LIKE TONY, YOU DON'T FOOL AROUND WITH THESE PEOPLE.

513. MY SON,

514. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE UNDERSTANDS.

515. I'M TRYING TO TELL HIM ABOUT THE IMMIGRANTS.

516. HE'S TALKING ABOUT ROOM SERVICE.

517. RECENT BEHAVIOR IN HERE.

518. YOUR ANGRY TIRADE?

519. ABOUT THAT NOW?

520. THAT WAS WEEKS AGO.

521. ABOUT GLORIA'S SUICIDE.

522. DIDN'T YOU GET THE FLOWERS I SENT?

523. UNACCEPTABLE, ANTHONY.

524. WITH AN F.T.D. BOUQUET.

525. I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT?

526. IT'S GOOD THAT YOU'RE SORRY, BUT NO, IT'S NOT ALL RIGHT.

527. WE'VE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE.

528. I KNOW. I KNOW.

529. YOU'RE ANGRY IS FINE.

530. AND IT'S OK TO TALK ABOUT YOUR ANGER.

531. ITSELF IN PHYSICALITY,

532. IT BECOMES UNACCEPTABLE.

533. A FINGER ON YOU.

534. YOU LOOMED.

535. YOU THREW MY TISSUE HOLDER.

536. YEAH, AND THEN I PICKED IT UP.

537. I WAS VERY UPSET. YOU LIED TO ME.

538. I DID NOT LIE TO YOU.

539. SENSITIVE SUBJECT.

540. ALL RIGHT, LOOK.

541. WAS WRONG. OK?

542. AND YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE THIS,

543. IMPULSE CONTROL,

544. CONTROLLING MY ANGER.

545. THIS THING WITH MY SON, THE OLD NEIGHBORHOOD,

546. BY THESE CRACKHEADS.

547. ONE OF THEM HAD A GUN. A BOTTLE AT MY CAR.

548. NOW IT MAY NOT SOUND LIKE MUCH,

549. BUT I LET IT GO. I DROVE AWAY.

550. WELL, IN THE FUTURE, I'LL ASK THAT

551. WOULD A CRACK ADDICT.

552. ALL RIGHT, AS LONG AS WE'RE BEING TRUTHFUL HERE, YOU KNOW, OPENING UP?

553. I'VE BEEN HOLDING

554. THAT WENDI KOBLER,

555. ADOLESCENT SHRINK.

556. DAUGHTER TO BARCELONA.

557. YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S NO EXCUSE. IT'S NO EXCUSE.

558. I knew I hit something last night

559. when I turned off the road.

560. Up and at them, Lieutenant.

561. How was your ride?

562. Busted brake line.

563. Yeah, what's it look like?

564. Like a busted brake line, man.

565. Good morning, honey.

566. Can you fix it, B.A. ?

567. Gonna try. Thanks, Hannibal.

568. Uh-uh, I need those.

569. What do you need my tools for?

570. Going to get my hands on the tape

571. that'll prove Calvin Cutter's a murderer.

572. I'm not gonna leave the county without proof.

573. The tape ain't gonna do us any good if we can't get out of the county with it.

574. LISTEN, I'VE BEEN DOING SOME THINKING,

575. THE KID THING AND ALL.

576. I'M NOT HAPPY THAT YOU LIED TO ME.

577. TRY AND DEAL WITH IT.

578. REALLY?

579. I LOVE YOU, ADRIANA.

580. I WANT YOU IN MY LIFE.

581. I LOVE YOU, TOO, CHRISTOPHER.

582. ARE YOU HIGH?

583. WITH THAT NOW?

584. BE SURE IT'S REAL.

585. IT IS REAL.

586. I LOVE YOU.

587. WHEN CAN WE GET MARRIED?

588. MAYBE OUR ANNIVERSARY, WE COULD GO TO VEGAS.

589. VEGAS? WANT TO GET MARRIED BY SOME ELVIS IMPERSONATOR?

590. MONEY AT LEAST.

591. NO, IT'S A SACRAMENT, ADE.

592. WHY DON'T WE HAVE IT HERE? ALL YOUR FRIENDS COULD COME.

593. YEAH?

594. WE'LL HAVE IT IN THE GREAT ROOM,

595. OR IN THE YARD EVEN, IF IT'S NICE OUT.

596. ARTIE CATER IT.

597. CHRISTOPHER'S GONNA ASK TONY TO BE HIS BEST MAN.

598. WILL BE HONORED.

599. KNOW YET?

600. YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON I'VE TOLD.

601. WE'LL DECORATE THE WHOLE HOUSE WITH MUMS.

602. BELIEVE ME, YOU WILL NOT SAVE ANY MONEY IN VEGAS.

603. AND HER HUSBAND TOMMY, $60,000 AT BLACKJACK.

604. I'M GETTING MARRIED!

605. I KNOW!

606. GIVE ME SOME OF THAT.

607. REMEMBER, JUST AND SHIT. NO 187s.

608. HOUSE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

609. GET OUT AND STAY OUT!

610. HEY, MISTER. MISTER?

611. I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU COME AROUND HERE, BITCH.

612. DON'T COME BACK HERE NO MORE.

613. BEFORE WE KILL YOUR ASSES!

614. FUCKER'S GOT A.9 MM!

615. ALL RIGHT. MMM-HMM.

616. YO!

617. DON'T COME AROUND HERE NO MORE.

618. UGH.

619. THAT'S MY BROTHER.

620. GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FILTHY BITCH!

621. GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!

622. THAT CRACK IS SOME BAD SHIT.

623. DR. FRIED, $1,300,000.

624. MR. TIFFEN, YOU TAKE POSSESSION AS OF TODAY.

625. GOOD LUCK NOW, AND CONGRATULATIONS.

626. THANK YOU, DOCTOR.

627. FOR YOU.

628. WHAT'S THIS?

629. IT'S A MUSIC BOX.

630. HOLY SHIT.

631. A—A PATEK?

632. YEAH, ME AND

633. INVESTMENT.

634. YOU—YOU ACTUALLY DID IT?

635. TONY, I—I WAS JUST SPECULATING. I NEVER—

636. RELAX. YOUR NAME WILL NEVER COME UP.

637. IT'S NOT THAT, IT'S JUST...

638. PAY FOR AIRPORT SECURITY, LOOK HOW WELL THAT'S GOING.

639. A FUCKING BREAK.

640. A $15,000 WATCH, TONY. I CAN'T TAKE THIS.

641. IT'S JUST A LITTLE THANK YOU, THAT'S ALL.

642. A.J., WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?

643. IT'S ME, CARM! DOWN HERE WITH BRI'.

644. I'M JUST BORROWING SOME TOOLS.

645. ALL RIGHT.

646. THIS, REALLY.

647. I GOTTA GET DRESSED.

648. FURIO, HI, GOOD MORNING.

649. GOOD MORNING.

650. COME IN. WHAT OUT IN THE COLD?

651. TODAY I'LL WAIT IN THE CAR, I THINK.

652. WHY? DON'T YOU WANT SOME COFFEE?

653. THE MOTOR IS ACTING FUNNY.

654. ON THE GAS PEDAL.

655. WELL, OK.

656. PICTURES, THOUGH.

657. OK, I'LL LET TONY KNOW YOU'RE HERE.

658. FURIO'S HERE.

659. WORK ON THE HOUSE?

660. YEAH, YOU KNOW. FOR A WALL MIRROR.

661. THANK YOU.

662. HOW'S THE MOUSSE?

663. FUCKING GREAT.

664. I TELL YOU,

665. WHEN YOU'RE INSIDE?

666. WHERE I WOULD'VE KILLED FOR SOME GOOD & PLENTYS.

667. SHOULD'VE TOLD ME.

668. I WOULD'VE SENT YOU SOME.

669. I KNOW YOU WOULD'VE.

670. SEE, THAT'S THE THING THOUGH.

671. WHAT I NEED'S NOT YOUR PROBLEM.

672. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

673. FUCKING TONY.

674. 4 MONTHS I'M UP THERE, LIKE THE MAN IN THE IRON MASK.

675. NOT ONE VISIT. NOT EVEN A FUCKING PHONE CALL.

676. THE GUY DIDN'T REACH OUT AT ALL?

677. JOHN, WHEN DO I EVER COMPLAIN?

678. PAULIE, LOOK, THE GUY'S THE BOSS.

679. THE CAN THESE DAYS...

680. YOU KNOW THE FEDS.

681. THE TIME OF DAY, IT'S A CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY.

682. SO HE CAN'T PHONE? YOU FUCKING DID.

683. EVEN BEFORE I LEFT,

684. GIRL AT THE DANCE.

685. I'M SUCKING WIND, AND HE'S ROLLING IN IT

686. FUCKING CHRIST KILLER.

687. HESH?

688. FUCKING ZELLMAN, FUCKING REAL ESTATE SCAM.

689. THING.

690. WE HAD SOME WORDS.

691. TONY MADE IT RIGHT.

692. IT'S A DIFFERENT ONE NOW.

693. I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT IS.

694. RALPHIE'S GOING AROUND

695. MUCH THEY'RE MAKING.

696. LISTEN, JOHN, I KNOW WE TALK SOMETIMES.

697. I TELL YOU MY PROBLEMS, YOU TELL ME YOURS.

698. REGARDS FOR CARMINE.

699. WORLD OF YOU, ALSO.

700. EVEN STILL, THIS SHIT DON'T LEAVE THE TABLE, RIGHT?

701. I'M HURT THAT YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK.

702. AS FAR AS WE KNOW, LORETTA, ARE PERFECTLY SAFE,

703. BUT LIKE I SAID, I'LL PROPOSE AN AD-HOC STUDY.

704. THANK YOU, ASSEMBLYMAN.

705. OK, BYE-BYE.

706. MR. OLMSTEAD CALLED REGARDING LUNCH,

707. AND YOU'VE GOT THE ZONING HEARING AT 4:00.

708. I'LL CALL HIM LATER, I'M GOING TO MAKE A STOP.

709. I'LL SEE YOU BACK

710. AND MAKE SURE THAT SHE'S ON THE LIST FOR THE FUNDRAISER.

711. DOES THIS GO YOUR COUSINS?

712. NO, VERRAZANO SALVAGE, ASK FOR GENE.

713. DON'T FORGET THE THE WALL SCONCES.

714. GO DOWNTOWN, THE YUPPIES PAY TOP DOLLAR FOR THAT SHIT.

715. WE'RE ON IT, TON', DON'T WORRY.

716. TONY? HEY.

717. ASSEMBLYMAN.

718. DOWNTOWN NEWARK?

719. OF MY CONSTITUENTS.

720. THE BING TOMORROW?

721. I DON'T KNOW YET.

722. MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU OVER THERE THEN.

723. MAYBE YOU WILL.

724. A NICE HOUSE HERE NOW?

725. I'M TAKING IT.

726. I'LL PUT IT ON MY CARD, OK? IT'S WITH MY CLOTHES.

727. OF COURSE, I'LL GET THE SEAMSTRESS.

728. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE FINALLY DOING THIS. SO SUDDEN, TOO.

729. MUCH PEOPLE GIVE US.

730. HER AND RICKY'S WEDDING,

731. BOBBY CANZONERI DIDN'T EVEN COVER HIS PLATE.

732. SHUT UP.

733. $40 IN AN ENVELOPE, NOT EVEN A CARD.

734. I'LL TELL YOU, THOUGH, GETTING MARRIED?

735. CALLED TO TESTIFY.

736. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

737. A WIFE CAN'T TESTIFY AGAINST HER HUSBAND?

738. OH, RIGHT. RIGHT.

739. ACTUALLY, THOUGH, I DON'T THINK THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE.

740. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

741. MURDER, SHE WROTE ABOUT THAT.

742. SEE, THIS BUTLER THOUGHT HIS WIFE COULDN'T TESTIFY AGAINST HER HUSBAND,

743. BUT IT TURNS OUT, LEGALLY SHE ACTUALLY COULD.

744. MARITAL PRIVILEGE, 3 CONDITIONS MUST BE MET.

745. FIRST, THE COMMUNICATION THE COURSE OF THE MARRIAGE.

746. MARRIED IS FAIR GAME.

747. 2, THE COMMUNICATION MUST INVOLVE ONLY THE SPOUSES.

748. THE PRESENCE OF A 3RD PARTY DESTROYS THE PRIVILEGE.

749. AND 3, THE COMMUNICATION CAN'T BE MADE IN FURTHERANCE OF A CRIME.

750. OH, MY GOD, IT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION.

751. TESTIFY OR NOT?

752. THE SHORT ANSWER?

753. PROBABLY.

754. CRIME, A RICO,

755. PUTTING ON THEIR CASE.

756. BELIEVE ME, IF THEY WANT YOU TO TESTIFY, THEY'RE GOING TO FIND A WAY.

757. HERE YOU GO, 10 PERCENT APIECE.

758. TECHNICALLY, IT'S A LITTLE LESS,

759. UP TO AN EVEN $60,000.

760. AND THERE'S PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

761. HOUSING IN NEWARK.

762. RONNIE, LISTEN, UH,

763. I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY THIS.

764. NO HARD FEELINGS, HUH?

765. NO, OF COURSE NOT.

766. YOU SURE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT?

767. I'M FINE.

768. YOU'RE JUST BEING...

769. YOU'RE BEING AWFULLY QUIET.

770. I DON'T KNOW, TIRED.

771. ABOUT ANY OF THIS?

772. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

773. WHERE WE STARTED OUT...

774. I DID MADE A DIFFERENCE.

775. THE ANTI-DRUG PROGRAMS, THE VOTER DRIVES.

776. BUT OVER THE YEARS,

777. IT'S LIKE SHOVELING TIDE, YOU KNOW THAT.

778. I GUESS.

779. YEAH.

780. YOU CUT CORNERS, BUT YOU HELP OUT. DO THE BEST YOU CAN.

781. HEY, IF IT AIN'T US, IT'S GOING TO BE SOMEBODY ELSE. REALLY, I MEAN,

782. WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE, THE ONLY HONEST MEN?

783. A REVOLUTION, MAURICE.

784. REVOLUTION.

785. GOT SOLD, RONNIE.

786. FOR H&R BLOCK?

787. I SHOULD BE PUNISHED.

788. COME ON, LET'S GET SOMETHING TO EAT.

789. WELL, HERE'S SOMETHING

790. TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

791. WHICH DEPARTMENT.

792. A CAPPUCCINO MAKER, THIS IS GREAT.

793. OH, IS THAT THE CAPRESSO? YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THAT, ADE.

794. CAPPUCCINO NOW. HE USED TO DRINK BOSCO.

795. I GOT IT AT FORTUNOFF'S IF YOU WANT TO EXCHANGE IT.

796. OH, N-N-NO SCISSORS, BAD LUCK!

797. THAT'S FROM ME. I CAN'T COUNT HOW

798. I'VE MADE FOR SILVIO IN THAT THING.

799. HERE, OPEN THIS ONE, ADE.

800. OH!

801. TONY?

802. TO DRINK?

803. TONY?

804. WHAT'S GOING ON?

805. WHAT'S UP?

806. LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU

807. I'M PERFECTLY CALM.

808. WHATEVER'S BOTHERING YOU.

809. YEAH?

810. TONY, THIS IS CRAZY.

811. OH! TONY! TONY!

812. COME ON, FUCK!

813. TONY, NO!

814. GOD! TONY! NO! TONY!

815. ALL THE GIRLS IN NEW JERSEY, YOU HAD TO FUCK THIS ONE?

816. GO AHEAD, CRY LIKE A BITCH.

817. RONNIE. RONNIE. RONNIE.

818. RONNIE.

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