1. When I look at the great pyramid...
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is not the stonework...
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pull together in such a way...
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had blocks of stone...
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all fairly accomplished.
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11. they had such a long history,
thousands of years doing this.
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old Webendorfer factory parking lot.
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about three, maybe four generations.
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17. There's no way I'm going in the army.
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18. Yeah, 'cause his old man'd put a horse's
head in some senator's bed.
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19. - Insert foot in mouth, Jason.
- No big.
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shoot up your house like in Godfather II?
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21. - Probably got armed guards at night.
- That shit doesn't happen anymore.
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- No.
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23. I mean, we did, but
she got hit by a car.
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mostly legit now, anyway.
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26. - He's in waste management.
- Garbage?
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27. Recycling.
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prostitution and shit?
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29. No.
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30. - His dad owns a strip club, though.
- Let's go.
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32. We can just stop by, and watch the
strippers coming in and out, right?
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from Port Elizabeth?
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to Frank Contino.
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38. No, Patsy's got a buyer for those.
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40. Me and Ade had some wine at the house.
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41. Been wanting to talk to you.
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42. I gotta make it my
number-one priority...
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43. to limit my exposure to potentially
damaging conversations and wiretaps.
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44. Sure, guy in your position...
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45. So, over the next
couple of years, more and more...
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46. I'm gonna be giving
my orders through you...
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47. and then finally, only through you.
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48. What about Sil? You got
that with him and Paulie.
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50. one thing they're not...
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51. they're not my blood.
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52. You hear what I'm saying to
you? It's a matter of trust.
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54. Sil's a good consiglieri,
and will continue as such.
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chicken either.
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56. But it's no reason to
be giving him an attitude.
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57. No, of course not.
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period of transition.
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60. You're gonna take this family
into the 21st century.
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61. We're already in the
21st century, though.
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62. Whatever you say, T. I'd
follow you into the gates of hell.
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63. That's what I was gonna say to you.
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64. What you did for me, that
fuck who killed my father...
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65. I'll never forget that.
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66. I only hope I'm worthy.
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67. - Why wouldn't you be worthy?
- I'm just saying.
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68. Yeah, this looks familiar.
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69. The pizza parlor. Pull over, Matt.
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70. This is it?
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71. - It's closed.
- Shit.
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72. This place, this is the pork store.
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73. It's a gay strip club?
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74. Obviously it's not a strip club,
it's a fucking butcher shop.
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- Yeah, it's like Genco.
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- So where's the strip club, A.J.?
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80. Maybe Route 17, or
Route 4. Lodi or something?
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81. This is stupid. Let's go.
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82. I heard a car. Your
son's out past curfew again.
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83. - Call his cell?
- My goodness.
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86. Sometimes I worry about Furio.
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87. Doesn't he seem lonely?
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88. I was telling Jessica
about him this morning...
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89. the hygienist in Dr. Mascera's office?
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90. I know I shouldn't gossip, but...
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91. I think she was having
an affair with Dr. Mascera.
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92. Here she is.
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93. - Their office Christmas card.
- Yeah, there's his hand on her ass.
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94. Stop it.
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95. I think she's ready for somebody nice.
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96. And she seemed very receptive
when I described Furio to her.
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97. She's not his type.
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98. What's his type?
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99. Don't worry about him. Stay out of it.
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100. - One date won't hurt.
- Why do you wanna bother?
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101. My little Hello, Dolly!
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102. Speaking of gossip.
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103. That noise in the Mercedes?
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104. Yeah?
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105. Brought it over to Globe Motors
to have it looked at.
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106. And I was talking to Jerry
in the service department?
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107. Now, remember that nice sales lady?
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108. I don't think so.
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109. Gloria Trillo, she gave
me a ride home that day?
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110. You know what Jerry
told me about her? She died.
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111. She what?
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112. She committed suicide. Isn't that awful?
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113. Mr. Empathy over there.
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114. She hung herself from a chandelier.
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115. Good evening, Vesuvio.
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116. I'm sorry, we aren't taking any more
reservations, the kitchen is closing.
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117. $50,000. That's a lotta escarole.
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118. - Did you try the bank?
- Escarole?
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119. Escarole. Money.
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120. Escarole. Money. Good.
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121. No, the bank, red tape. I have
only until the end of the week.
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122. I told my brother you know
people who lend money.
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123. Little pitchers have big ears.
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124. I just need it for 10
days and then, pas de probleme.
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125. - Do you mind if I ask what for?
- Some business in France.
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126. A group is purchasing
an Armagnac property.
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127. I got the dossier right here.
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128. Jesus!
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129. Domaine Vezelay.
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130. After Darroze, one of the oldest,
largest producers of Bas-Armagnac...
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131. which is on fire now in France,
and all over Europe.
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132. It's the next vodka.
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133. This is a $10 million worldwide launch.
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134. I got $100,000 into it,
and I need $50,000 more to get...
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135. - the North American distribution rights.
- Armagnac?
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136. I'll bring you a bottle
of Vezelay. Unbelievable.
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137. - And with cigars, which are now very hot.
- You only need the money for 10 days?
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138. How's that?
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139. Because when the deal is done, the
advertising money is released to me.
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140. You understand, these people
that I might know...
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141. they don't know you.
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142. So I wouldn't be just vouching for you.
I, in essence, would be the lender.
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143. And it's gonna cost you.
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144. - How much?
- $10,000.
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145. Merde.
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146. $5,000.
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147. $7,500.
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148. Okay.
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149. Charmaine, I don't think you know
Elodi's brother, Jean-Philippe?
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150. Nice to meet you, but, Elodi, please...
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151. can you clear off table four?
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152. Thank you.
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153. - Charmaine, she's French?
- Not remotely.
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155. Not a busboy.
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157. It's just a venture
capital thing with Jean-Philippe.
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158. It wouldn't pass your high
Wharton School of Business standards.
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159. If you wanna bring in money...
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160. why don't you get your friend,
Anthony Soprano, to pay his tab?
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161. - It's close to $6,000.
- I could have an empire like Bobby Flay.
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162. And it still wouldn't
be good enough for you.
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163. Okay, I'll make you a deal.
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164. We'll start working on your empire
right after we pay the $10,000...
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165. of orthodenture
Melissa's gonna need this year.
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166. They're on allocation from the factory.
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167. I don't know when we're
going to get any more in.
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168. But I'm free if you wanna
take it for a spin.
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169. Actually, I was working with one of
your other salespeople last year.
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170. She was really very helpful, I
ought to give her the business.
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171. Gloria Trillo?
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172. She's no longer with us.
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176. She committed suicide.
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180. Salesperson of the Year, or something.
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182. But I got the impression she wasn't
very lucky with men, that sort of thing.
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183. - When was this?
- Month ago, maybe two.
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her desk. The police took it.
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188. Later, they told us it was just
copy for a classified ad.
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189. She was selling her wolf stole.
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190. Anyway, let me give you my card.
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194. A little restaurant humor.
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196. if you brought a pair of dirty chef whites,
my friend here'll suck out the stains for you.
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199. - I'd like to borrow a little money.
- How little?
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200. $50,000, just for a couple of weeks.
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201. - I'm upgrading the kitchen in the restaurant.
- Get the fuck outta here.
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202. What you take out of that bar...
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money like King Croesus.
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204. I wish.
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205. I won't be able to lend you
money for less than two points.
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206. - It's not a problem.
- Just outta curiosity...
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211. - Why not?
- 'Cause if you don't pay me back...
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212. I ain't gonna be able to hurt you.
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- Nothing.
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216. Fine, thank you.
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219. You know...
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221. How's Gloria Trillo?
She still hanging around?
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222. - It's a terrible tragedy.
- So you fucking knew.
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me fucking sit there!
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225. How the fuck am I supposed
to trust you? You're my doctor.
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226. Please, sit down. You're scaring me.
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227. - You've been drinking.
- Why the fuck didn't you help her?
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228. - Sometimes you can't.
- I bet you charged her enough, didn't you?
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229. Bet you didn't cut her a deal,
'cause you're an incompetent.
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230. I give my patients everything I've got.
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231. And when something like this
happens, I'm devastated.
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and I told you.
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234. And I want you to know that I was
up-front with her. She knew I was married.
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236. Suicide, Jesus Christ! What the fuck?
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237. I have to respect confidentiality,
even after a patient is dead.
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to her emotional problems.
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245. and I wasn't there for her.
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247. Come in.
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- No.
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249. Artie, you need a favor.
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250. - Why didn't you reach out to me?
- What are you talking about?
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251. Ralph Cifaretto called me and told
me you came to him for money?
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252. You need something,
you don't come to me?
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253. - I'm your friend.
- Right.
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254. I didn't want to
impinge on our friendship.
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255. But, Artie, this is me...
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a tumor instead of an overbite...
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258. Madonna santo, knock wood...
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259. you'd be the first place I went to,
but this was a business venture.
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260. - What kind of deal?
- Elodi's brother.
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261. Needs a bridge loan, $50,000,
and I get back $57,500 in 10 days.
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262. - Thought it was for the restaurant.
- I told Ralphie that.
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263. Don't want him going around
me to the principals.
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264. - What for then?
- North American distribution rights...
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266. It's the new vodka. This
stuff is sweeping Europe.
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267. It's gonna be bigger than Stoli, Goose.
Who ever heard of Goose before?
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268. It's French vodka.
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269. These guys, they're big players.
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270. They're throwing millions
behind product introduction.
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271. - All right, you got it.
- I told you, Tony, no.
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person or something?
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273. No, Tony, come on, please.
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275. And that's a lot fucking
better than Ralph Cifaretto would do.
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277. Look here's, like, $3,000.
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by, give you the rest.
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281. It's a good idea.
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282. Snifter, a nice cigar.
You'll see what I mean.
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283. Dinner's almost ready.
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284. Shit.
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288. Cousin Brian's here!
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290. - Brian, how you doing?
- Good, Ton', great to see you.
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night to hurry things along?
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293. Yeah, the Soprano family living
trust, as discussed.
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294. Now when I croak, it's her problem.
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295. You have made me so happy.
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obnoxious about this, I'm sorry.
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297. Come on.
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298. That's my lava
cookies for the bake sale.
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299. - Would you like a couple for your coffee?
- Thanks, but I gotta get back.
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300. We'll see you and Janelle
at the Billy Joel thing, right?
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301. Wouldn't miss it.
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302. You know what, Ton'? It's a
shame you didn't get eight tickets.
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303. Furio and Jessica could have come. It
takes the pressure off of a blind date.
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304. Heshie's guy could only get six.
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305. I'll get the originals back to you.
I'll have a copy, get one to your lawyer.
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306. All right.
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307. You know, that's a nice
suit. What is it?
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308. Boss.
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309. - Yeah, I notice you like the good stuff.
- My only vice.
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310. Call this number.
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311. You ask for Patsy.
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312. - Tell him I said to take care of you.
- Thanks, Tony.
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- All right.
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- No problem.
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- Hi.
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- Hi, Devin, how are you?
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317. - Really well. It's nice to meet you.
- Thank you.
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- Yeah.
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make a couple sandwiches.
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320. No, we're fine, Ma.
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323. - What do you call it?
- Lladro.
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how much it costs.
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325. $3,000.
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327. Your house is out, right?
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328. My mom's boyfriend's using it as an office,
and I'm not at my dad's till next week.
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329. - My sister's dorm.
- At Columbia?
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330. Sure, let's go.
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into the city every hour.
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332. They're so smelly. I'll
call a car service.
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333. - How much is that?
- I'll put it on my AmEx.
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335. - Hello?
- Hey, it's me.
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336. I'm on my way into the city with a friend,
and I thought maybe we could hook up?
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337. Wow, great. I'm not on campus,
but you could meet me.
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338. Take the Cross Bronx Expressway to
the corner of Brook Ave. and 161st Street.
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339. - Brook Avenue and what?
- 161st Street.
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340. - Okay.
- All right, see you soon.
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342. I thought it'd be like Don Corleone's
compound with gate, wall, big old Cadillacs.
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343. Isn't that stupid?
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344. Our place in Tahoe looks exactly
like Michael's in II.
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345. Wow, really?
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346. No, we don't have a place in Tahoe.
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347. We have a boat though.
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348. I'm like a gangster dude's girlfriend.
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349. - Are you sure this is it?
- Brook Avenue and 161st Street.
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350. - Columbia? This looks like Harlem.
- South Bronx.
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351. Don't leave, okay?
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352. Help you?
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353. They're mine.
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355. Cheokay, this is my little brother.
Cheokay just got accepted at Yale Law.
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356. What's happening?
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357. - I'm Meadow, Politeness Man's sister.
- I'm Devin.
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358. Can I talk to you?
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359. This is what you do on a Friday night?
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360. The South Bronx Law Center.
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361. It's a free criminal defense service
for those who can't afford legal counsel.
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362. I intern here.
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363. - I need to use your room.
- What for?
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364. You know.
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365. You've gotta be kidding. Anthony, no.
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366. - Well, just for a little while. Why not?
- I don't even wanna think about it.
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367. It's my bed. How am I gonna
go in there after?
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368. We'll just stay on the coverlet.
We came all the way over here.
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369. I thought you wanted to go into the city.
There's all this stuff going on.
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370. I thought we'd go to the Alphabets.
A friend's reading.
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371. She's a novelist.
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372. The greatest cultural center in the world,
and you came over here for sex?
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373. Probably just gonna cruise.
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374. Is the tree up at Rockefeller
Center yet?
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375. Look at the way
these people have to live.
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377. I mean, they're in a cycle,
they keep having kids...
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378. I know.
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379. We're just so insulated from reality.
I mean, we have everything we want.
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381. They're on food stamps and welfare.
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382. And my mom could go out
and buy a statue for $3,000.
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383. It's $3,000.
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384. - We have a housekeeper three days a week.
- We have one, too.
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385. I guess I just lucked out to be
rich and live in a big house.
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386. Even somebody like Steve Mussel.
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387. He's got all right clothes, but
have you ever been to his house?
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389. His dad's a math teacher.
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390. They don't even have a dining room.
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391. There's five people living there.
It's just this little box.
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394. They come to see you.
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395. I eat so much of your gnocchi,
I'm gonna get a belly.
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397. - What do you mean?
- He was gonna call me.
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he didn't call back.
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Does he call your mother?
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400. He always works strange hours.
The time difference.
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eating dinner in Toulouse.
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Boulevard des Slows. It's for the PA.
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408. Please. What do you think?
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409. She suddenly wants to play
"hide the boudin blanc" with you?
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410. We don't see you here anymore.
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411. Or up at the house, either.
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412. Christopher, he can't
seem to shake this flu.
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413. Yeah, I noticed his skin
doesn't look so good.
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414. He's just stressed out.
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415. Which reminds me.
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416. Billy Joel? Maybe you
shouldn't count on us.
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417. You mean, you might not be able to come?
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418. There's been all these problems at
the Crazy Horse, and I don't know...
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419. What a shame, that's awful.
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420. What am I gonna do with those tickets?
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421. God, I love marrow.
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422. Remember Ma with the bone?
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423. Sounded like half-price day
at the liposuction center.
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424. Please.
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425. It's nice, us having
dinner together, catching up.
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426. I'm just glad I'm
in a position to do it.
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427. Chocolate souffle, gelato,
sorbet sampler.
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428. - On the house.
- Thank you.
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429. Something for after dinner,
I got a nice Armagnac.
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430. I used to drink that
in France. Histamines.
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431. I think it's good.
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432. I know, Tony. Can I have
a Nonino Picolit?
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433. - I know it's expensive.
- Yeah, bring me one, too.
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434. So you and Bobby Bacala, huh?
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435. So that's it.
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436. What is so fucking compelling
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437. Jesus Christ, am I such an ogre?
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438. I was just gonna say he's a nice guy.
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439. I gotta have an agenda?
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440. No, Tony.
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441. - I'm sorry.
- What am l, a toxic person?
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442. You're a great brother.
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443. We can go at it pretty good...
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444. but you always seem to reach
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445. Yeah?
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446. Did you ever know anybody that...
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447. ever committed suicide?
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448. Plenty. I used to live in Seattle, Tony.
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449. Anybody close?
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450. Murray Furlong.
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451. He was a good friend. He lived upstairs.
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452. People said he was in the CIA,
gone for long periods of time and...
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453. I always thought he was
gay. I don't know.
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454. Maybe that's not
mutually exclusive. Anyway...
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455. one day...
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456. he sucked on the end of a deer rifle.
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457. Do you feel responsible?
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458. Yeah, I did.
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459. You know, partly, we all did.
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460. My last conversation
with him was an argument...
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461. if you can call it that, about him
asking me to accept FedEx packages for him.
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462. - But you never really know why.
- Probably it was his name.
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463. You can leave the bottle.
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464. And, Artie, put that on my tab.
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465. Of course.
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466. Tony, can I talk to you?
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467. What's going on?
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468. I just wanna give you a little heads up.
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469. I know the money's
due in a couple of days.
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470. I'm a little concerned.
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471. I can't get a hold of Jean-Philippe,
he doesn't return my calls.
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472. - Did you go over there?
- Not yet.
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473. Artie, you gotta go over there.
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474. - The guy's not returning your phone calls.
- I know.
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475. They miss a
payment, start acting like...
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476. they're doing you a favor
if they give you anything.
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477. And then you gotta spend
all your time hounding 'em.
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478. You gotta get your arms
around this thing.
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479. You know what I'm saying?
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480. Jean-Philippe, you're home.
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481. I called you five times,
qu'est-ce que c'est? Message machine broken?
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482. Nice crib.
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483. What is that, Berber carpet?
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484. Those fucking shoes you wear...
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485. what are they, designer?
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486. You fucking avoiding me, motherfucker?
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487. Where's my money?
What, are you gonna cry now?
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488. Stand up, you frog-eating faccia
di cazz', I will fuck you up, man.
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489. It's you. Hello. Come in.
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490. You're home. Qu'est-ce que
c'est, man? Message machine broken?
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491. I'm sorry, I've
been wishing to call you.
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492. Nice crib.
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493. You were supposed to
give me my money two days ago.
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494. I know.
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495. Credit Lyonnais, they didn't come through
with the second round of financing yet.
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496. My partners are sick about it.
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497. That's not my problem, Jean-Philippe.
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498. - I want my money.
- I just told you, I don't have it.
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499. - When are you gonna get it?
- I don't know, okay? I don't know.
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500. It doesn't look too good.
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501. What does that mean?
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502. I mean, I don't know if
it's going to happen, all right?
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503. They were not convinced
to our business model.
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504. They didn't agree there was
as much potential for Armagnac.
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505. The problem has been, it seems,
that people cannot figure out...
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506. how to market Armagnac.
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507. The hip approach, like
with Stoli, fails.
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508. You said it was the next vodka!
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509. Hey, so we are big boys,
we must move on.
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510. Frog-eating, fucking faccia di cazz'.
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511. - What did you say?
- I said, I want my money!
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512. Are you stupid? That money's spent.
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513. Operating expenses, notaires, travel.
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514. No!
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515. - You have my $50,000.
- It's business, it's a risk.
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516. - I have a daughter who needs braces!
- Listen to me, I don't have it right now.
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517. You fucking, French, fucking,
lying cocksucker!
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518. Fuck your mother!
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519. My earring!
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520. - You ripped my fucking ear!
- Du con.
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521. - I want my money.
- Fuck you!
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522. I see you again, I'll kill you.
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523. The thing is to keep knocking on the
door without going in right away.
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524. Poke the perimeter, tap on the gate
till she's out of her fucking mind, begging.
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525. Then you own that
shit, that pussy's yours.
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526. I think she's ready.
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527. We shall know forsooth.
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528. Liz has been to her house.
She says it's nice.
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529. It doesn't look that great.
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530. It's kind of Bo Peep-ish.
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531. Can I help you?
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532. We're here to see Devin Pillsbury.
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533. Proceed on up, park in the auto court.
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534. Help you guys?
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535. It's okay, Ted. Hi, guys.
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536. You wanna pull it over here for me, sir?
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537. Wow, nice place.
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538. Get outta here.
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539. No, it's true. Iceland is a volcano.
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540. Hawaii is a volcano.
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541. Come here.
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542. Hello?
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543. I just want you to know that I tried.
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544. And I didn't mean to hurt anybody.
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545. And I love you, and
I'm sorry I let you down.
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546. Artie?
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547. What's the matter? What's
wrong with you?
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548. I'm a complete and total failure.
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549. You take care of Charmaine.
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550. What did you do, Artie?
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551. What did you do?
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552. I'm just gonna go to sleep.
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553. Artie, did you take something?
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554. Don't go to sleep!
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555. Artie, you hear me? Don't go to sleep!
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556. Jesus fucking Christ!
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557. What's wrong? You gotta go?
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558. A friend of mine.
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559. Fucking idiot took some pills or something,
he's trying to kill himself.
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560. What the fuck am I doing?
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561. I'm gonna call 911. They'll
do him more good than I can.
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562. I'm gonna call 911. They'll
do him more good than I can.
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563. - Are these real?
- Yeah.
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564. So this is, like, a real Picasso?
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565. My dad collects his later stuff.
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566. They're all cocks.
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567. Picasso was an old man by then.
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568. Shit, they must be worth
millions, at least.
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569. Isn't your dad afraid
we're gonna steal them?
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570. What is that, a Sota turntable?
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571. Whoa, Patrick, little Mr. Consumer.
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572. You don't like that? Do
you want something else?
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573. No, just...
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574. I wish you would've said something.
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575. It doesn't mean anything.
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576. I feel so stupid. My mother's
stupid Lladro...
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577. and we have a housekeeper
three days a week?
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578. I don't care. I like you.
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579. Rubber Soul in mint condition.
This has gotta be worth, what?
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580. - You should've told me.
- And what would you have done if I did?
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581. I don't know, but if it wasn't such a
big deal, why didn't you say something?
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582. Jesus.
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583. What happened?
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584. It all went to shit. "The next vodka."
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585. So this is what you do?
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586. But you don't understand.
The money's gone.
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587. Can't you come and talk to me?
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588. I'm your friend.
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589. Suppose you hadn't been able to reach me,
and I go to your house and find you dead.
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590. How am I supposed to feel?
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591. Take the restaurant.
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592. I don't want the fucking restaurant.
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593. Then how am I gonna pay you back?
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594. $50,000, it'd take the rest of my life.
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595. It's $51,500, vig-wise, Artie...
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596. and technically, you already
missed a payment.
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597. All right, look, let's just...
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598. We'll wipe my tab at the restaurant.
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599. Thank you.
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600. Tony, that's what, $6,000?
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601. What about the rest of the money?
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602. I'll assume the guy's dead.
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603. - Collect the $50,000.
- Thank you.
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604. The cobwebs are now removed.
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605. What the fuck are you talking about?
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606. You saw this whole thing, didn't you?
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607. You knew exactly what was gonna happen.
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608. You can see 20 moves down the road.
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609. Please, I don't blame you, I envy you.
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610. It's like an instinct,
like a hawk sees a little mouse...
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611. moving around a cornfield,
from a mile up.
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612. You think it's my fault
you're fucking lying in here?
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613. It's just that
somebody mentions $50,000...
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614. to bankroll a French digestif,
and your mind...
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615. goes through all the permutations at,
like, internet speed and realizes:
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616. "Worst case scenario: I eat for free."
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617. You fucking suicide!
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618. - You're disgraceful!
- I'm sorry.
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619. No, fuck that!
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620. Does anybody else know
I loaned you the money?
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621. - Like who?
- I don't give a fuck who.
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622. Adriana, Father
Intintola, my wife, anybody?
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623. All right, you got mugged.
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624. Outside of your house,
it was a street crime, kids.
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625. They took your wallet and
your watch. Where are they?
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626. - Why?
- Come on.
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627. Why?
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628. You don't care what people think?
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629. I do! Enough people hate me.
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630. You fought back, they
ripped your earring outta your ear...
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631. you were bleeding, went inside the
house, you took pills for the pain...
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632. 'cause you'd have to wait at the
emergency room for a couple hours.
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633. They pumped my stomach.
They saw the Armagnac.
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634. You got fucking mugged!
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635. Do you understand me?
I didn't loan you shit.
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636. I had this dream.
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637. My grandfather's sitting at a table,
and in front of him is Steak Pizzaiola.
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638. And standing next to
him is my grandmother.
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639. And she's wearing a blue dress
and pouring him a glass of wine.
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640. And he says to me, "You see this?
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641. "if you got a good wife,
you're a millionaire."
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642. So the next day, I go over
Carmela's house for dinner with her family.
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643. And in front of me is Steak Pizzaiola.
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644. Before I could realize
the deja vu that was going on...
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645. Carmela's standing
next to me in a blue dress...
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646. pouring me a glass of soda.
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647. The next day, I bought the ring.
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648. That is so incredible, so romantic.
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649. She's a romantic one, this one.
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650. - She gonna clean my teeth for me.
- Really?
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651. I have to confess. You know, sometimes,
I find the dentist erotic.
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652. Brian, all night, I admire your suit.
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653. My man, Mr. Soprano, turned me on to it.
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654. Nice. Patsy?
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655. - I'd like to propose a toast to our host.
- Hear, hear.
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656. Tony, great tickets, great
meal, great wine...
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657. and for being a great guy, who
I'm proud to call a new friend.
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658. So he says I planned it all along...
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659. that I could see 20 steps
down the road how it was gonna go...
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660. and how he was gonna get screwed.
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661. Did you?
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662. - See it?
- I don't know.
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663. According to him, it's subconscious,
second nature.
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664. - But the accusation bothers you.
- Is that the kind of person I am?
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665. A hawk? That's an animal.
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666. As I understand it, you make a lot
of your living through usury.
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667. So why the pangs of
conscience this time?
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668. Do you think your reaction
would've been the same, if it all...
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669. your friend taking the
pills, all of it...
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670. hadn't happened a week or so after
you found out about Gloria?
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671. I'll tell you one thing. One suicide
is bad enough, but two?
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672. They can both go fuck themselves.
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673. I made a donation to the suicide
hotline in her name...
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674. and that's it.
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675. The projection screen in their media room
was as big as the small ones at AMC.
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676. I heard Mr. Pillsbury is some kind of
financial corporate wiz or something?
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677. - Dude, you're the Pillsbury dough boy.
- Shut up.
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678. Hey, A.J., how come your dad
doesn't have that Don Corleone money?
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