1. You are what you are
when you are who you areCopy !req
2. You are what you areCopy !req
3. You know what you are
when you are who you areCopy !req
4. where you areCopy !req
5. It's all about youCopy !req
6. Oh, motherfucker.Copy !req
7. Wow. Hey.Copy !req
8. Look who's here.Copy !req
9. Finally.Copy !req
10. Look at her. Her own business now.Copy !req
11. I've got some radio ties
to help with our Mondays and Tuesdays...Copy !req
12. plus I'm thinking about
adding some contests later on.Copy !req
13. Glenlivet, right, Ton'?Copy !req
14. Just seltzer, dear.Copy !req
15. Christopher here?Copy !req
16. Is he supposed to be?Copy !req
17. - You want me to call him?
- We're gonna sit down there.Copy !req
18. VIP table's better!Copy !req
19. Hello?Copy !req
20. An FBI informant?Copy !req
21. I must've been out of cell phone range.Copy !req
22. Your accountant didn't reach you?Copy !req
23. A.J. Said he talked to you four hours ago.Copy !req
24. Well, Ginsberg didn't call me.Copy !req
25. I'm gonna fuck her face up before I kill her.Copy !req
26. Look, I said I'll talk to him,
so I'll talk to him.Copy !req
27. Cousin Brian is dropping
those estate papers off tomorrow.Copy !req
28. Good, I'm anxious to look them over.Copy !req
29. Let's give it up for No Soap Radio.Copy !req
30. Was that a steamroller of a set?Copy !req
31. Pick up one of the new CDs for sale
up at the front.Copy !req
32. Come on, Giovanni.Copy !req
33. Jesus Christ, he's pissing his pants.Copy !req
34. You want me to do it again?Copy !req
35. There you go. Looks pretty good!Copy !req
36. Okay, that's great.Copy !req
37. Let's bring out your lover.Copy !req
38. The weight she put on in rehab...
How could she do that to herself?Copy !req
39. She always had a bad can. It's genetic.Copy !req
40. Hello?Copy !req
41. Hey, Ma, what's up?Copy !req
42. Adriana? You got a call.Copy !req
43. Ma, hang on a sec.Copy !req
44. - Hello?
- Adriana, it's me.Copy !req
45. Why the fuck are you calling me here?Copy !req
46. Don't hang up, because I'll just call back.Copy !req
47. Ma, I'll call you later.Copy !req
48. I know, Ma. Goddamn it,
I'll pick up the Sensodyne.Copy !req
49. - Norman, I got to take this.
- Ade, I got a boliage at 11:00.Copy !req
50. Are you following me?Copy !req
51. We wanna talk to you. A&B Bakery...Copy !req
52. route 10, East Hanover.Copy !req
53. I got to drive all the way up there?Copy !req
54. You don't want us talking to you
in your neighborhood.Copy !req
55. And don't go anywhere.
We got a unit watching the beauty shop.Copy !req
56. - I'm getting lights and a wax.
- We'll wait.Copy !req
57. Janice, hi.Copy !req
58. Listen, I can't stay.Copy !req
59. I just brought Bobby Junior
a couple of Xbox games...Copy !req
60. a friend of mine burned for him.Copy !req
61. JoJo.Copy !req
62. Hi. What are you doing here?Copy !req
63. Janice, look at you.Copy !req
64. I made Bobby and the kids
some of my chicken marsala.Copy !req
65. It's times like this,
I remember when I lost Mikey.Copy !req
66. It's impossible to think about food...Copy !req
67. but like the President says:Copy !req
68. "We have to keep going."Copy !req
69. The family's got to eat.Copy !req
70. I'm picking up the kids
after school, Bobby. No argument.Copy !req
71. He's hanging in, though, aren't you, Bobby?Copy !req
72. Leave those. The girl's coming today.Copy !req
73. Then I better do these pots at least.Copy !req
74. I've seen Rigoberta
with those copper tuffies.Copy !req
75. What she's done to this Teflon.Copy !req
76. Any time you want to drop Sophia
and little Bobby off, don't be shy.Copy !req
77. I mean it. My kids would love it.Copy !req
78. How is Michael Junior doing on the Ritalin?Copy !req
79. The way they medicate kids today...Copy !req
80. It's the answer for everything.Copy !req
81. Then they wonder
why teenagers get hooked on drugs.Copy !req
82. If a child had diabetes,
you'd give him insulin.Copy !req
83. I didn't mean it like that.Copy !req
84. Bobby's got to come home anyway.Copy !req
85. Karen always made him
do his homework before dinner...Copy !req
86. or it didn't get done.Copy !req
87. The chicken, Bobby...Copy !req
88. put it in a 350 oven for 20 minutes.
You just want to heat it.Copy !req
89. And if you have some egg noodles...Copy !req
90. It's better the first night.Copy !req
91. - Enjoy.
- Thank you, JoJo.Copy !req
92. Everybody's been so nice.Copy !req
93. I'll bet.Copy !req
94. Look at all these casseroles people brought.Copy !req
95. Stuffed shells.Copy !req
96. Gabriella.Copy !req
97. Ziti.Copy !req
98. Karen made that.Copy !req
99. - I'm sorry.
- That's her last ziti before she died.Copy !req
100. I didn't know.Copy !req
101. I loved her so much.Copy !req
102. I thank God for every day we had together.Copy !req
103. - She was an angel.
- I know. She was special.Copy !req
104. Miss La Cerva.Copy !req
105. Agent Harris. We met.Copy !req
106. This is agent Sanseverino.Copy !req
107. Hi, Adriana.Copy !req
108. Eat shit, Danielle.Copy !req
109. Or whatever the fuck your name is.Copy !req
110. Get you a latte? Scone?Copy !req
111. I just want you people to leave me alone.
How many times I have to tell you?Copy !req
112. I don't know anything.Copy !req
113. You people are just trying to scare me.
Nobody's trying to hurt Christopher.Copy !req
114. What was he doing in Yonkers last night?Copy !req
115. What?Copy !req
116. - I don't know.
- Somebody saw him having drinks...Copy !req
117. at the Renaissance Inn
with an individual named Chip Zoto.Copy !req
118. Christopher ever mention a Chip Zoto,
or just plain Chip?Copy !req
119. No.Copy !req
120. Here's what's problematic.Copy !req
121. You don't even know
where your boyfriend is.Copy !req
122. How do you know if he's in trouble?Copy !req
123. He's into heroin, organized crime.Copy !req
124. He's associating
with some very dangerous people...Copy !req
125. not to mention Tony Soprano himself.Copy !req
126. See, that's where you're wrong.Copy !req
127. Tony would never let
anything happen to Christopher.Copy !req
128. They're cousins, he loves him.Copy !req
129. He loved Pussy Bonpensiero.
What happened to him?Copy !req
130. He went in the Witness Protection program.Copy !req
131. Dwight? He went into the program?Copy !req
132. You know anything about that?Copy !req
133. - No.
- I think we would've heard.Copy !req
134. And your uncle Richie,
I suppose he's in the program, too.Copy !req
135. He is.Copy !req
136. Isn't he?Copy !req
137. This is a way out for you.
You have your whole life in front of you.Copy !req
138. We'd like to see you two have a chance.Copy !req
139. Okay.Copy !req
140. I'm gonna get back.Copy !req
141. Where are you going?Copy !req
142. You're gonna be working
with agent Sanseverino here.Copy !req
143. What?Copy !req
144. Why?Copy !req
145. It's for your own safety.Copy !req
146. And you know what we were talking about?Copy !req
147. About the little creatures?Copy !req
148. Good luck with that. I mean it.Copy !req
149. Fuck you.Copy !req
150. The more you can tell us,
the more we can help you and Christopher.Copy !req
151. He doesn't need your help.Copy !req
152. He can take care of himself.Copy !req
153. You want some water?Copy !req
154. How's Tony been lately?Copy !req
155. I have no fucking idea. I told you already.Copy !req
156. Been over to the house?Copy !req
157. I don't go over there.Copy !req
158. Hardly ever.Copy !req
159. That should be your area of focus,
if possible.Copy !req
160. I don't feel so good.Copy !req
161. A little more salt?Copy !req
162. No, it's delicious.Copy !req
163. - Listen, I was talking to cousin Brian...
- I'm seeing Ginsberg tomorrow.Copy !req
164. No, not that.Copy !req
165. He gave me a free tip on a medical stock
that's gonna move soon.Copy !req
166. He said we should put $10,000 in it.Copy !req
167. $10,000?Copy !req
168. It's not that much.Copy !req
169. Right. It's not a meaningful investment.Copy !req
170. That much of Dell Computer bought in 1989
is worth $5 million today.Copy !req
171. We don't have
that kind of money on hand right now.Copy !req
172. Things are tight.Copy !req
173. Don't you read the papers? The economy?Copy !req
174. It sounded like a wonderful opportunity.Copy !req
175. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
176. Waldorf-Astoria for horses back here.Copy !req
177. Groom, trainer, three meals a day.Copy !req
178. No, watch out for the goat, it butts.Copy !req
179. My Nina Lento cooked goat.Copy !req
180. What's it doing here?Copy !req
181. Horses like company.Copy !req
182. Seabiscuit had a horse he traveled with.Copy !req
183. How do you like that?
You own a horse, Tony?Copy !req
184. Please, as his accountant...Copy !req
185. I thought about it a couple times...Copy !req
186. but it's an animal, it's a commitment.Copy !req
187. Don't tell me with the buck shins again?Copy !req
188. No, she's fine. We had a great morning.Copy !req
189. Jesus, that's a beautiful horse.Copy !req
190. She'll be a bottle of LePage
if she don't win this race.Copy !req
191. Bubbala, you want a sure thing? Buy bonds.Copy !req
192. Lois is the best trainer here.Copy !req
193. This ciuccio, he sells me a horse.Copy !req
194. The next week it starts losing.Copy !req
195. I don't know what got into her.Copy !req
196. She ran the whole race ahead
by two lengths...Copy !req
197. and then she just stopped
in the backstretch.Copy !req
198. - Stopped?
- Slowed down, finished fourth.Copy !req
199. - As in out of the money.
- Maybe you should try holding her back.Copy !req
200. Keep something for the finish.Copy !req
201. Horse is a front runner.
She likes running up front.Copy !req
202. So, what if she don't win?Copy !req
203. I have to agree with Lois here.
A horse has style, you don't fuck with it.Copy !req
204. It's her kind of track today. Fast.Copy !req
205. She did draw the one hole.Copy !req
206. Done, said, finished.Copy !req
207. Tony, all due respect,
I'm inclined to defer to the experts.Copy !req
208. Me, too.Copy !req
209. All right.Copy !req
210. Wire to wire.Copy !req
211. And tell that midget
not to be shy with the whip.Copy !req
212. If only his mother had taken that advice.Copy !req
213. That's what you're wearing to court?Copy !req
214. - I'll get it.
- Now what?Copy !req
215. It's your niece.Copy !req
216. Morning, Uncle Jun'.Copy !req
217. - Great tie.
- What's that?Copy !req
218. Dinner tonight.
It's some delicious chicken marsala.Copy !req
219. Murf, 350 oven for 20 minutes,
just so it's hot.Copy !req
220. - And if you have some egg noodles...
- Go bring the car around.Copy !req
221. Where you going?Copy !req
222. - I'm getting my jacket.
- I'll bring it.Copy !req
223. Go get the car, we're late.Copy !req
224. I got to go upstairs,
get some change for the parking.Copy !req
225. I've been meaning to get down to the court
to show my solidarity.Copy !req
226. But this thing with Bobby...Copy !req
227. - He needs help with those kids.
- He needs help?Copy !req
228. - I'm on trial for my life.
- He's gonna get through this.Copy !req
229. When? I'm waiting
like patience on a monument.Copy !req
230. You really depend on him, don't you?Copy !req
231. This one, he drives like a little old lady.Copy !req
232. Gas, brake, gas, brake.Copy !req
233. You know, I remember Daddy said...Copy !req
234. that someday Bobby
would be your linchpin.Copy !req
235. My brother said that?Copy !req
236. Bobby was still a head waiter
when Johnny died.Copy !req
237. Bobby's doing better.Copy !req
238. We had a very healing day yesterday.Copy !req
239. I helped him go through Karen's things
for Saint Vincent de Paul.Copy !req
240. - Psychologically, that's enormous.
- Yesterday?Copy !req
241. Bobby was home?Copy !req
242. Why?Copy !req
243. He had to take care
of something for me, that's why.Copy !req
244. What was it?Copy !req
245. Goddamn it.Copy !req
246. Each of us is alone in the fucking universe.Copy !req
247. So this estate planning shit...Copy !req
248. Carmela wants it, and I got
nothing against getting well set up.Copy !req
249. Half of these cidrules
live one day to the next.Copy !req
250. The blue chip portfolio
like your cousin's suggesting...Copy !req
251. to keep pace with inflation?Copy !req
252. If it makes your wife happy, go with God.Copy !req
253. I'm supposed to make the money,
she takes care of the house.Copy !req
254. That's the way it should be.Copy !req
255. Carmela's a smart woman.
If we start winning in the market...Copy !req
256. it's gonna be Intel this
and Coca-Cola that. It'll never end.Copy !req
257. This other thing your cousin advised...Copy !req
258. the life insurance trust?Copy !req
259. Big red flag.Copy !req
260. What? The kid said
there was tremendous tax advantages.Copy !req
261. To Carmela, when you die.Copy !req
262. But present day,
if something unforeseen should arise...Copy !req
263. divorce, say...Copy !req
264. that type of trust is irrevocable.Copy !req
265. It can't be changed. You have to
petition the court, and even then...Copy !req
266. Don't get me wrong.Copy !req
267. A trust, per se, is a good thing.Copy !req
268. Avoids probate, prying eyes...Copy !req
269. but there's other ways to go.Copy !req
270. Such as an inter vivos, a living trust.Copy !req
271. Here they go.Copy !req
272. They're in the gate, and they're off.Copy !req
273. - Come on, baby!
- Here we go.Copy !req
274. Out of the gate, it's Vision Be Mine,
Miss Rae Rae and Zucker's Mother...Copy !req
275. going for the lead.
Yeah Boy right there on the outside...Copy !req
276. Pie-O-My settling into fifth.Copy !req
277. Go, goddamn it, go!Copy !req
278. - Come on, move up!
- Come on, baby, come on!Copy !req
279. I hate this fucking pygmy.Copy !req
280. What's he doing? Get her out of there!Copy !req
281. Move her up!Copy !req
282. Vision Be Mine following by a length,
Pie-O-My back two lengths...Copy !req
283. No! I got $5,000 on her.Copy !req
284. She's gonna make it, here we go!Copy !req
285. Come on, baby! Come on, girl!Copy !req
286. Zucker's Mother, Miss Rae Rae,
Vision Be Mine, and Pie-O-My...Copy !req
287. joins the front runners.Copy !req
288. She's coming around!Copy !req
289. - Jesus, look at her go!
- Making a move on the outside...Copy !req
290. it's Pie-O-My, with a tremendous push,
with tremendous speed.Copy !req
291. Come on, girl!Copy !req
292. At the top of the stretch it's Pie-O-My...Copy !req
293. challenging Zucker's Mother for the lead.Copy !req
294. Pie-O-My and Zucker's Mother!Copy !req
295. Pie-O-My and Zucker's Mother
as we head for home!Copy !req
296. Pie-O-My pulling ahead...Copy !req
297. Pie-O-My with speed to burn,
and it's Pie-O-My!Copy !req
298. Pie-O-My coming from behind to win it!Copy !req
299. Pie-O-My hits the wire first!Copy !req
300. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
301. I won! I'm rich!Copy !req
302. $5,000 at eight-to-one!Copy !req
303. Heading for the winner's circle
is Pie-O-My, owned by Inez Munoz.Copy !req
304. Who is that?Copy !req
305. That's his girlfriend.Copy !req
306. I'll give you a shot in the fucking head.
"My girlfriend."Copy !req
307. It's his maid.Copy !req
308. Right, the racing license.Copy !req
309. Miss Munoz,
as the owner of the winning horse...Copy !req
310. you'll receive an 8 x 10 glossy
in two to four weeks.Copy !req
311. You, Anthony.Copy !req
312. What did you say? "Hold her back."Copy !req
313. You are not going unthanked.Copy !req
314. You...Copy !req
315. I'm giving a taste of my win.Copy !req
316. Hey, Inez!Copy !req
317. Come here, have some champagne.Copy !req
318. Mr. Ralph, I don't know...Copy !req
319. There he is.Copy !req
320. I wanna congratulate you.Copy !req
321. I asked, and she was there.Copy !req
322. You know, not for nothing.Copy !req
323. The horse won, but that was not
the agreed upon strategy.Copy !req
324. Nicky didn't sit on it.Copy !req
325. She was bumped out of the gate
and got stuck in a speed trap.Copy !req
326. So this coming behind, this was a fluke?Copy !req
327. This man here, he knew.Copy !req
328. We all get lucky.Copy !req
329. No, right is right, Anthony.Copy !req
330. Fluke, escolar, whatever the fuck...Copy !req
331. I'm giving you your taste.Copy !req
332. - Your money's no good.
- I insist.Copy !req
333. She ran your race.Copy !req
334. You called it.Copy !req
335. End of story.Copy !req
336. $300, $400, $500, $600.Copy !req
337. And I need $150 more this week
for A.J.'s football cleats.Copy !req
338. - In my day, they were $50.
- $50?Copy !req
339. That's what I pay to get your suits
out of the cleaners.Copy !req
340. So you got those papers for me to sign?Copy !req
341. - Brian's?
- I told you I'd talk to Ginsberg.Copy !req
342. Got a pen?Copy !req
343. Anthony Soprano, that is wonderful.Copy !req
344. That's so great, I am so impressed.Copy !req
345. "Authorization to open an account."Copy !req
346. It's wherever there's a little red arrow.Copy !req
347. And there.Copy !req
348. You need to sign
the agency papers here, too.Copy !req
349. It gives Brian authorization
to buy stocks on our behalf.Copy !req
350. Where the little circles are here, initials?Copy !req
351. You will not regret this, Tony, truly.Copy !req
352. This is the best thing for all of us.
It'll give us such peace of mind.Copy !req
353. Wait, there's one more.Copy !req
354. I'm not gonna sign that one.Copy !req
355. Why not?Copy !req
356. I don't think it's a good idea.Copy !req
357. But this is the trust.
It's in case something happens to you.Copy !req
358. - I'm not gonna sign it.
- You have to.Copy !req
359. Remember your children, your wife?
So they don't end up out on the street?Copy !req
360. Yeah, well, there's better ones.Copy !req
361. - "In vitro" something.
- What?Copy !req
362. - What's wrong with this one?
- It's irrevocable.Copy !req
363. - We don't wanna get locked in.
- To what?Copy !req
364. "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."Copy !req
365. Excuse me?Copy !req
366. It's the government, Carm.
You've got to be flexible.Copy !req
367. Jesus, Mary and Joseph.Copy !req
368. Come on, Carm, be fair.Copy !req
369. I gave you two out of three.Copy !req
370. You gave me?Copy !req
371. In here, hon.Copy !req
372. What're you doing in bed?
We got dinner with Tony and Carmela.Copy !req
373. I can't go.Copy !req
374. I'm sick.Copy !req
375. - What do you mean?
- I don't know, I got chills and a fever.Copy !req
376. I think I'm getting the flu.
I shouldn't go up there.Copy !req
377. Come on, get dressed.
Couple of drinks, it'll kill the germs.Copy !req
378. - You'll forget it all.
- You better go without me.Copy !req
379. But you have to go.Copy !req
380. This is the inner sanctum, here.
I'm not just a relative anymore.Copy !req
381. You think Paulie and his cumares
ever get invited to dinner with them?Copy !req
382. I'm sorry.Copy !req
383. Maybe if I just sleep...Copy !req
384. Nothing ever goes my way.Copy !req
385. Is that sausage?Copy !req
386. My mom made it with hamburger.Copy !req
387. See?Copy !req
388. Just a spoonful, Jan. That's enough, thanks.Copy !req
389. Why don't you kids tell Daddy what we saw
on the way home from school today?Copy !req
390. The Fuji blimp over Willowbrook Mall?Copy !req
391. So?Copy !req
392. You kids seemed to like it when you saw it.Copy !req
393. You begged me to follow it.Copy !req
394. It was nice of you to pick them up for me.Copy !req
395. - And making dinner.
- Enjoy, everybody.Copy !req
396. It does smell good, doesn't it?Copy !req
397. - Did you eat yet?
- I'll get something at home.Copy !req
398. No, it's all right, isn't it, kids?Copy !req
399. Can we eat in front of the TV?Copy !req
400. - That's rude.
- No, kids.Copy !req
401. I'm the one barging in.Copy !req
402. You go right in there.Copy !req
403. You know how to set up the TV trays.
You want a little more?Copy !req
404. - Okay. It's pretty good, actually.
- Thank you, Bobby.Copy !req
405. I told you I don't want them to be spoiled
because they lost their mother.Copy !req
406. I saw my uncle today.Copy !req
407. - Jesus.
- That's right.Copy !req
408. Is he mad?Copy !req
409. What's going on, Bobby?
What were you supposed to do?Copy !req
410. - Union business.
- What's going on?Copy !req
411. This election coming up, that's all.Copy !req
412. I'm the one that should've been in that car...Copy !req
413. not Karen.Copy !req
414. And Junior's been so good to me,
and I'm letting him down.Copy !req
415. Fuck him!Copy !req
416. He only thinks of himself, selfish old fuck.Copy !req
417. Now listen to me.Copy !req
418. I know my uncle, he's a patient man.Copy !req
419. But he's at the point,
if you don't do your job...Copy !req
420. he'll find somebody who will,
you know what I'm talking about?Copy !req
421. All your effort, all the years you put in
getting your ticket punched...Copy !req
422. you'll be a nobody.Copy !req
423. I don't care anymore. That's the problem.Copy !req
424. I don't care if I live or die.Copy !req
425. We lose that luxury when we have children.Copy !req
426. I remember my son Harpo,
when my husband left us...Copy !req
427. I had both barrels of a shotgun
in my mouth...Copy !req
428. but then just one thought of Harpo...Copy !req
429. my little boy without his mother...Copy !req
430. Every day is worse than the last.Copy !req
431. My uncle loves you.Copy !req
432. He needs you.Copy !req
433. So you're going to get up
tomorrow morning...Copy !req
434. and you're going to get dressed,
and you're going to get in that car...Copy !req
435. and you're going to do
what needs to be done, aren't you?Copy !req
436. Okay, then. Now will you eat something?Copy !req
437. Show me one of those trusts,
the living ones.Copy !req
438. Okay, I can see
where you'd want more mutability, Ton'.Copy !req
439. Mutability mean money?
Because that's what I want.Copy !req
440. Carmela's cousin, Brian Cammarata.
Ralphie Cifaretto.Copy !req
441. - This is the life.
- What life's that?Copy !req
442. I didn't mean...Copy !req
443. I'm kidding, just kidding.
Any cousin of Tony's...Copy !req
444. Lois, how's she look today?Copy !req
445. Been clocking her best fractions yet, 21.45.Copy !req
446. She's in some rich company, though.
Zucker's Mother again.Copy !req
447. And this other one,
frigging Kentucky thoroughbred.Copy !req
448. You wanted a stakes horse,
this is a stakes race.Copy !req
449. I think she's ready.Copy !req
450. So, Dr. Dolittle, any thoughts?Copy !req
451. Only six furlongs.
She should run it head-to-head.Copy !req
452. Excuse me, senor,
if I'd listened to you last time...Copy !req
453. She's right.Copy !req
454. Short race like this, let her blow them away.Copy !req
455. Foolish that I am...Copy !req
456. I'm going to place some bets.Copy !req
457. They're all in line, and they're off.Copy !req
458. Look. The five horse bumped her.
You see that, piece of shit!Copy !req
459. Come on, baby!Copy !req
460. It's Zucker's Mother with Tenant's Harbor
to the inside in the lead.Copy !req
461. Zucker's Mother, Lil' Camille, Pie-O-My
and Tenant's Harbor sprint for the lead.Copy !req
462. - Run, goddamn it!
- Go!Copy !req
463. Coming to the top,
Pie-O-My has the rail in the lead...Copy !req
464. Pie-O-My ahead by two lengths as they...Copy !req
465. Run, you fucking nag!Copy !req
466. - Come on, Pie!
- Come on, baby, go!Copy !req
467. She's pulling ahead!Copy !req
468. Here comes Lil' Camille from the outside.Copy !req
469. - Come on, Pie!
- Go!Copy !req
470. He can't get you!Copy !req
471. - She just can't beat Pie-O-My.
- Yeah, baby!Copy !req
472. Pie-O-My hits the wire first, Lil' Camille
was second and Tenant's Harbor, third.Copy !req
473. Beautiful!Copy !req
474. Damn it, I bet to show.Copy !req
475. What'd you win, $5? My financial advisor.Copy !req
476. This is it. This is happiness.Copy !req
477. Winning is one thing,
but when it's your horse, right?Copy !req
478. Yeah.Copy !req
479. Once again, your horse wisdom
is not going unappreciated.Copy !req
480. Heading to the winner's circle is Pie-O-My.Copy !req
481. Pie-O-My is owned by Inez Munoz...Copy !req
482. and trained by Lois Pettit.Copy !req
483. I see the flowers got here.Copy !req
484. Which you like better,
the lilies or the roses?Copy !req
485. I came into some cash.Copy !req
486. Sold a property
down on Frelinghuysen Avenue.Copy !req
487. It's okay, let's buy that stock.Copy !req
488. It split. It's too late, we missed it.Copy !req
489. You're Teddy Genaretti, aren't you?Copy !req
490. The shop steward for local 184?Copy !req
491. Guilty. You a joint fitter?Copy !req
492. What can I get you?Copy !req
493. Wild Turkey, neat.
I saw your Caravan in the lot.Copy !req
494. It's a nice car for a family.Copy !req
495. - Do I know you?
- Jim Blake.Copy !req
496. What local you in?Copy !req
497. Bad back.Copy !req
498. I follow these things,
you know, with this election coming up.Copy !req
499. Dick Hoffman for President?Copy !req
500. I heard he's got 184's vote.
I think it's a mistake.Copy !req
501. Pension's been ripped off
for the last 25 years.Copy !req
502. I'm sure you guys got grievances,
but Dick Hoffman?Copy !req
503. What do you owe this guy?Copy !req
504. It's all talk.
He's out of touch with reality, Dick.Copy !req
505. You think if push came to shove
he'd give a fuck about you?Copy !req
506. - I know what you're trying to do.
- You look like a smart guy.Copy !req
507. I can see why your local
puts their faith in you to do the right thing.Copy !req
508. I'm just saying, if it was me...Copy !req
509. I got kids that depend on me, like yourself.Copy !req
510. And to waste my votes
on somebody like Dick Hoffman?Copy !req
511. I might as well put a bullet in my head, here.Copy !req
512. Affordable solutions
to all your fitness challenges.Copy !req
513. Now, the Body by Jake design team
has used a remarkable new technology...Copy !req
514. to attack three of the biggest problem areas
below the waistline...Copy !req
515. with the Body by Jake
Bun and Thigh Rocker...Copy !req
516. the three minute hip,
thigh and bun machine.Copy !req
517. So now you can quickly and easily
trim and tone the hips and thighs.Copy !req
518. - What are you, up?
- Cosette, go to your basket.Copy !req
519. - What's the matter with you?
- Because I'm glad to see you.Copy !req
520. I worry about you staying out so late.Copy !req
521. - Since when?
- You hungry?Copy !req
522. - Want some scrambled eggs?
- Yeah, all right.Copy !req
523. I'm thinking...Copy !req
524. maybe we should try someplace else.Copy !req
525. I saw this thing on TV,
a tour of this house in Santa Barbara...Copy !req
526. you should've seen the flowers they had,
the ocean.Copy !req
527. I was in California, I didn't like it.Copy !req
528. I'm just saying, we're young.
We got our whole life in front of us.Copy !req
529. Looks really nice out there. No snow.Copy !req
530. You're burning the butter.Copy !req
531. Let's be honest.Copy !req
532. What's our future here?Copy !req
533. You could end up in jail,
or something horrible could happen.Copy !req
534. Fucking negative shit. Stop with that.Copy !req
535. Somebody could have it in for you.Copy !req
536. - Who?
- I don't know.Copy !req
537. What kind of shit is this?
Who told you that?Copy !req
538. Nobody.Copy !req
539. Fucking negative shit
coming out of your mouth!Copy !req
540. I had that fucking bird watching me
when I got made.Copy !req
541. I'm already under
a what-do-you-call-it, possibly.Copy !req
542. So stop with that.Copy !req
543. I worry about you, that's all.Copy !req
544. I love you so much.Copy !req
545. So if you love me, stir my eggs, okay?Copy !req
546. Excuse me.Copy !req
547. Is Tony here?Copy !req
548. All right, we'll wait in the office.Copy !req
549. What can I get you?Copy !req
550. Can I see a bar menu?Copy !req
551. I'll take a CC-and-7.Copy !req
552. Nachos Grande and a Diet Coke.Copy !req
553. Where's your office, in the back?Copy !req
554. You should play Skynyrd.Copy !req
555. Smells in here.Copy !req
556. Mold.Copy !req
557. Stuff can kill you, I read.Copy !req
558. Fuck that.Copy !req
559. What the fuck you think cheese is? Mold.Copy !req
560. Holy!Copy !req
561. You okay?Copy !req
562. It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.Copy !req
563. And I gotta rot in that courtroom.Copy !req
564. I'll put the heat on under the gravy.Copy !req
565. My daughter's coming over
to the house for dinner, so I gotta go.Copy !req
566. The three men were arrested
in Germany last month.Copy !req
567. Did we miss it, goddamn it?Copy !req
568. In other news, in the Federal courthouse
in Newark, there were few surprises...Copy !req
569. in the racketeering trial
of Corrado "Junior" Soprano.Copy !req
570. The 72-year-old defendant listened
as government auditors detailed...Copy !req
571. financial irregularities at Comley Trucking.Copy !req
572. The prosecution outlined how accounting...Copy !req
573. - What the fuck?
- What?Copy !req
574. What kind of likeness is that?Copy !req
575. If they were great artists,
they'd be in a museum.Copy !req
576. I'm fucking fodder for cartoonists now?Copy !req
577. You know, a little support
in the courtroom would be nice...Copy !req
578. or are you still hanging crepe?Copy !req
579. I took care of the thing, last night.Copy !req
580. - The guy, you saw him?
- Him and 184 won't be a problem.Copy !req
581. Good.Copy !req
582. Hand me that weight over there.
The one in the middle.Copy !req
583. Glad to see you're back
in the swing of things.Copy !req
584. That moping around, you gotta
put it behind you, get on with your life.Copy !req
585. That's what Janice said.Copy !req
586. She's been wonderful through all this.Copy !req
587. Looking after Bobby Junior and Sophia,
bringing dinner over the house.Copy !req
588. - She's a pretty good cook.
- Since when?Copy !req
589. Everybody steers clear of her food.Copy !req
590. She made lasagna the other night, delicious.Copy !req
591. With sweet sausage along with the beef.Copy !req
592. - I thought Karen's was good, but...
- Sweet sausage?Copy !req
593. In little pieces?Copy !req
594. A layer of basil leaves
right underneath the cheese?Copy !req
595. - That's right.
- That's Carmela's lasagna.Copy !req
596. What the fuck are you talking about?Copy !req
597. You always think the worst of everybody.Copy !req
598. Fine.Copy !req
599. Enjoy your lasagna.
Just don't come running to me.Copy !req
600. Shit!Copy !req
601. Go see if he's all right.Copy !req
602. They were here until 1:00.
I couldn't even get into my office.Copy !req
603. - This is a good thing, Adriana.
- Why?Copy !req
604. They don't pay for nothing.
They ran up a $200 bar bill.Copy !req
605. Overcharge some of those college students.Copy !req
606. Ralph and them wanted to know
if Tony was here. Why, is he going to be?Copy !req
607. You don't know what this guy did for me.Copy !req
608. I do.Copy !req
609. Not getting my stripes.
Something I can't talk about.Copy !req
610. Something that was ruining my whole life,
and he made it right.Copy !req
611. What I owe him,
I would follow that man into hell.Copy !req
612. But why do they have to come here?
I don't understand.Copy !req
613. This place isn't bugged.Copy !req
614. The cops and the feds don't know about it.
Probably in time they will, until then...Copy !req
615. Oh, shit.Copy !req
616. They broke my fucking chair!Copy !req
617. We're having Sunday dinner at Tony's,
and you're coming.Copy !req
618. I don't care if your mother's dying.Copy !req
619. Your honor, I introduce as evidence
government exhibit 27-B...Copy !req
620. which is a stipulation between the parties
that, if called as a witness...Copy !req
621. Koren W. Jonic,
supervisor of the US Post Office...Copy !req
622. Iocated at 8721 Wayland Avenue
in Paramus...Copy !req
623. would testify
that post office box, number 206...Copy !req
624. was registered to and paid for...Copy !req
625. by one Ira E. Barad, who resides
at 43 Bellingham Boulevard...Copy !req
626. apartment 4-B, Paramus, New Jersey...Copy !req
627. and was initially rented by Ira E. Barad...Copy !req
628. on September 16, 1998 with a payment of...Copy !req
629. I don't care what your psychic said.Copy !req
630. If a guy don't call back
within the first 48 hours... No, don't!Copy !req
631. Don't call him, Ma.Copy !req
632. Because I don't want to hear about it.Copy !req
633. Fuck. Nothing, Ma, I gotta go.Copy !req
634. I'll call you later, bye.Copy !req
635. I can't stay. Christopher's waiting for me.Copy !req
636. Just checking in, seeing how you're doing.Copy !req
637. How I'm doing?
I can't even get my dog clipped anymore?Copy !req
638. - Anything interesting going on?
- No.Copy !req
639. Ralph Cifaretto was in your club.Copy !req
640. Vito Spatafore, Gene Pontecorvo,
and Patsy Parisi.Copy !req
641. It's the law. If they got shirts and shoes on,
I gotta serve them.Copy !req
642. Ralph Cifaretto drove down to Philadelphia
last Thursday.Copy !req
643. Had a couple of guys with him.Copy !req
644. - You know who was in the car?
- No.Copy !req
645. You ever heard the name Cogo...Copy !req
646. Giovanni?Copy !req
647. No.Copy !req
648. Okay, look...Copy !req
649. Patsy Parisi goes to White Plains
all the time. He gets these suits.Copy !req
650. - Suits?
- Yeah, suits.Copy !req
651. Some guy came in, and Patsy went out
and got him a bunch of suits.Copy !req
652. Boss and stuff, half dozen, dozen.Copy !req
653. From his car.Copy !req
654. See? How hard was that?Copy !req
655. Finally, the woman finds the Easy Off.Copy !req
656. - Thanks for picking the kids up.
- No prob.Copy !req
657. So, how about you, how was your day?Copy !req
658. Good.Copy !req
659. I knew it. See, I knew you would feel better.Copy !req
660. - Did you make sure that my uncle knows?
- Yeah.Copy !req
661. We should celebrate.
I'll make something nice for dinner.Copy !req
662. No. I mean, we should go out.Copy !req
663. - Vesuvio?
- Takes too long for them.Copy !req
664. Kids like Chinese.Copy !req
665. MSG.Copy !req
666. I collapsed one time at the Hunan Palace,
complete blackout.Copy !req
667. I'll just open a can of soup.Copy !req
668. That's crazy.
There must be something I can heat up.Copy !req
669. Really, Janice, you do too much already.Copy !req
670. What about this?Copy !req
671. Karen's ziti?Copy !req
672. I'm not ready to eat that yet.Copy !req
673. I understand.Copy !req
674. Hold on a minute, hon.Copy !req
675. Sorry.Copy !req
676. What does that mean, "basically"?Copy !req
677. He's laying out that kind of cash
to us every week.Copy !req
678. He'll write a check to our shell companies,
we'll take the tax hit.Copy !req
679. You got it.Copy !req
680. How's our girl?Copy !req
681. - Our girl?
- Yeah, she had a hot tendon.Copy !req
682. You know, it's always something with her.Copy !req
683. You should see the veterinarian bills.
Fucking racket.Copy !req
684. Know what I think we should do,
if you don't mind my saying?Copy !req
685. Switch her shoes to those titanium ones
that Heshie was telling me about.Copy !req
686. They don't weigh anything.
So they're good for a tender hoof.Copy !req
687. Sure. Why not?Copy !req
688. Here you are, baby.Copy !req
689. You don't have to answer it.Copy !req
690. See who it is.Copy !req
691. You want me to answer it?Copy !req
692. Will you answer the fucking phone?Copy !req
693. Hello, I need to speak with Mr. Ralph.Copy !req
694. It's your maid.Copy !req
695. What? She's gotta go to the clinic
again tomorrow?Copy !req
696. You talk to her,
tell her to get her ass in here.Copy !req
697. He isn't in.Copy !req
698. Because the horse is very sick,
and he put the horse in my name...Copy !req
699. and he say I won't get in no trouble.Copy !req
700. The horse doctor won't do nothing...Copy !req
701. because Mr. Ralph
don't pay the money he owes to him...Copy !req
702. and the horse may to die,
and I don't know what is to do!Copy !req
703. All right, wait.Copy !req
704. Hold on.Copy !req
705. Your horse is sick and the vet
won't do nothing till he's paid.Copy !req
706. These guys, no compassion
for the fucking animals whatsoever.Copy !req
707. Maybe you better go down there.Copy !req
708. Tell her to call 555-0157.Copy !req
709. At the outbreak
of the second great war in 1939...Copy !req
710. Sir Winston again answered his country's
call as the First Lord of the Admiralty.Copy !req
711. Churchill.Copy !req
712. Remember you saw
that TV movie you liked about him?Copy !req
713. Carmela, can you shut the door?Copy !req
714. Carmela, can you please shut the door?Copy !req
715. - The horse is sick. The lady, she...
- Who's this?Copy !req
716. Mr. Ralph's housekeeper.Copy !req
717. The horse is very sick, and she said to call,
because they needed...Copy !req
718. Slow down.Copy !req
719. The horse is sick, the Pie-O-My.Copy !req
720. - How bad is it?
- They said she may to die.Copy !req
721. The doctor,
he won't do nothing until he gets...Copy !req
722. All right. Tell him I'll take care of it.Copy !req
723. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
724. I am now nearing the end of my journey.Copy !req
725. I hope I still have some services to render.Copy !req
726. But in 1955, the advance of time...Copy !req
727. did to Churchill what dictators,
armies and war planes had failed to do.Copy !req
728. He chose to surrender.Copy !req
729. The Queen and husband
attended a formal dinner...Copy !req
730. at the venerable statesman's residence
at 10 Downing Street.Copy !req
731. Sir Winston had announced...Copy !req
732. - Where are you going?
- I gotta go out.Copy !req
733. It's raining.Copy !req
734. Ralphie Cifaretto's horse is sick,
and they can't find him.Copy !req
735. Somebody's gotta go down there
and pay the vet.Copy !req
736. - Down where?
- The racetrack.Copy !req
737. It's a racehorse?Copy !req
738. So why do you have to go?Copy !req
739. You bought a racehorse?Copy !req
740. No, I didn't buy it.Copy !req
741. - It followed you home?
- The horse is sick.Copy !req
742. I told him you were coming with the money.Copy !req
743. He finally gave her something
to settle her down, so I don't know.Copy !req
744. - Will she be all right?
- At least she stopped thrashing.Copy !req
745. That's where the danger is. The intestines
get twisted, and you have to cut.Copy !req
746. They're finished as racers then.Copy !req
747. You the vet?Copy !req
748. I gave her a shot, she's quieted down.Copy !req
749. Here. Here's your fucking money.Copy !req
750. You better hope she's going to be all right.Copy !req
751. Good girl.Copy !req
752. That's a good girl.Copy !req
753. Trust me.Copy !req
754. Trust me. It's okay.Copy !req
755. Good girl.Copy !req
756. It's okay.Copy !req
757. It's okay, I know.Copy !req