The Sopranos 4x4

1. SO, SHE'S A DANCER, RIGHT?

2. BROADWAY, SUMMER STOCK, ALL THAT SHIT.

3. YEAH.

4. WHO WAS TELLIN' ME, GINNY,

5. A LITTLE DANCIN' HERSELF, RIGHT?

6. TAUGHT BALLET YEARS AGO.

7. WHO'S THAT?

8. NOBODY, JERSEY.

9. RALPH CIFARETTO'S CREW.

10. ANYWAY, I GO OVER TO HER HOUSE ONE NIGHT,

11. SHE'S DRESSED LIKE A FUCKING CAT,

12. LIKE FROM THAT SHOW.

13. EYE MAKEUP, CLAWS, THE WHOLE BIT.

14. YOU OK?

15. PARDON ME A MINUTE.

16. HEY. DONNY, RIGHT?

17. JOHN, HOW YOU DOIN' ?

18. WHAT'S THE MATTER? NOT FUNNY ANYMORE?

19. WAIT, JOHN!

20. FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

21. FUNNY? FUNNY, HUH?

22. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, HUH?

23. PLEASE!

24. FUNNY, HUH?

25. THERE'S FUNNY!

26. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, JOHN, WHOA, WHOA, WHAT THE FUCK?

27. WHAT'D HE DO?

28. HE'S A CUNT.

29. A SORRY SACK OF SHIT.

30. COME ON, LET ME GET YOU OUT OF HERE.

31. COME ON. COME ON.

32. NO, PLEASE.

33. SCUMBAG?

34. LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK.

35. WHAT THE FUCK?

36. JOHN?

37. JOHN?

38. DOIN' STILL UP?

39. PENNY SERENADE WAS ON A.M.C.

40. JOHN, YOUR COAT!

41. IS THAT BURBERRY?

42. OH, MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED?

43. NOTHIN'.

44. I TRIPPED.

45. YOU TRIPPED WHERE?

46. I DON'T KNOW. THE STEPS, BY CARMINE'S.

47. JOHN, YOUR HAND IS BLEEDING.

48. FALL. JESUS, WHAT IS THIS, THE INQUISITION NOW?

49. I HAD A FEW COGNACS.

50. GO TO SLEEP.

51. FOR TAX-DEFERRED GROWTH, THE ANNUITY'S FINE,

52. BUT IF I'M HEARING YOU RIGHT, LIQUIDITY'S THE REAL CONCERN?

53. AH, WELL, WE DO

54. TO OUR MONEY.

55. HONESTLY, GUYS, I'D RECOMMEND THE LIFE INSURANCE TRUST.

56. THAT, COUPLED WITH A OF YOUR ASSETS,

57. OTHER INVESTMENT VEHICLES.

58. WHAT, LIKE CLASSIC CARS?

59. NO, UH, STOCKS, BONDS.

60. I THINK HE'S PULLING YOUR LEG, BRIAN.

61. OH, I GOTTA REMEMBER THAT ONE.

62. SO, GREAT,

63. WE'LL OPEN AN ACCOUNT,

64. BRIAN, LOOK, NO OFFENSE.

65. I KNOW WE'RE FAMILY, BUT LET ME THINK ABOUT IT.

66. RUN IT BY MY ACCOUNTANT.

67. GINSBERG? HE'S A C.P.A.,

68. HE'S NOT AN INVESTMENT ADVISOR.

69. UH, WHATEVER, THIS STUFF.

70. YOU KNOW WHAT, CARM? TALK TO YOUR ACCOUNTANT.

71. 2 HEADS, HUH?

72. DAD, IT'S UNCLE SIL!

73. I GOTTA GET THAT. SAY HELLO TO JANELLE.

74. I'LL WALK YOU OUT, BRI.

75. HANG IT UP, A.J. !

76. HI.

77. WHAT HAPPENED?

78. HEY.

79. HEY, YOURSELF.

80. WHAT THE FUCK, JOHN?

81. I GOT NOTHIN' TO SAY.

82. YOU GOT NOTHIN' TO SAY?

83. IN INTENSIVE CARE.

84. WORKED FOR RALPH.

85. ME. SO, I ASK YOU AGAIN, WHAT THE FUCK?

86. THAT FOPPY COCKSUCKER'S HOLDIN' OUT ON US.

87. FERNANDEZ PAVING, RALPH'S CONTRACTING COMPANY.

88. AT THE ESPLANADE.

89. THIS FUCKING RALPH'S MORE CREATIVE THAN SPIELBERG.

90. HE'S OFF ALMOST $4,000, 3RD TIME IN A ROW NOW.

91. WE AGREED, THE JOB SITE.

92. FIRST OF ALL, THAT HASN'T BEEN ESTABLISHED.

93. 2ND OF ALL, THIS IS HOW YOU HANDLE IT?

94. CONSIDER IT A MESSAGE.

95. HE'S IN MIAMI. THEY GOT PHONES DOWN THERE, LAST TIME I CHECKED.

96. HE'S GOT A BAD HISTORY, TONY.

97. COULD WIND UP DEAD.

98. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING HERE?

99. HE'S A 2-FACED FUCKING PRICK.

100. WAS YOUR FRIEND.

101. RIGHT, THAT'S RICH.

102. DID YOU HEAR WHAT MY "FRIEND" SAID ABOUT MY WIFE?

103. ABOUT GINNY'S WEIGHT.

104. SOMETHIN' ABOUT HER HAVIN' A 90-POUND MOLE ON HER ASS.

105. WELL, THAT'S...

106. THAT'S DEPLORABLE.

107. WHO TOLD YOU THIS?

108. WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT IT WAS SAID.

109. WELL, IF HE DID SAY IT, I DIDN'T HEAR IT.

110. 'CAUSE HE KNOWS BETTER LIKE THAT WHEN I'M AROUND.

111. SHE'S FIGHTIN' SINCE THE KIDS WERE BORN.

112. WEIGHT WATCHERS, RICHARD SIMMONS, FASTING.

113. FUCKING HARD.

114. YOU'RE TELLIN' ME HOW HARD IT IS?

115. IT'S DIFFERENT FOR WOMEN. BODY IMAGE,

116. SELF-ESTEEM.

117. I'LL TELL YOU, THOUGH.

118. WITH GINNY'S WEIGHT.

119. TO ME, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.

120. RUBENESQUE.

121. THAT WOMAN IS MY LIFE.

122. TO THINK SHE'S BEIN' MOCKED...

123. ALL RIGHT, LOOK, JOHN,

124. I'M NOT GONNA

125. A FUCKIN' ASSHOLE.

126. A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY.

127. BUT EVEN IF IT WAS SAID,

128. YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS ABOUT HIM WINDIN' UP...

129. YOU KNOW.

130. SHE'S THE MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN.

131. I KNOW SHE IS, JOHN. I KNOW SHE IS.

132. HEAR RALPH OUT.

133. GO BACK, UH?

134. ALL OF US?

135. THE KID LAST NIGHT...

136. HE WAS LAUGHIN'.

137. ABOUT THIS?

138. I DON'T KNOW.

139. ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.

140. IT'S JUST BEEN STICKIN' IN MY CRAW.

141. SO, THIS KID GONNA BE OK?

142. I DON'T KNOW, HE'S STILL UNCONSCIOUS.

143. MY FUCKIN' TEMPER.

144. IS HE MARRIED, CHILDREN, ANYTHING?

145. LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER.

146. I'LL SEND HER SOMETHIN' NICE.

147. I'M SURPRISED HE DIDN'T CALL YOU.

148. OH, WHO KNOWS? MAYBE HE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

149. ONE SUGAR, RIGHT?

150. SO, HOW ARE THINGS AT CASA DEL FURIO?

151. AH, THE PAKISTANI, THE NEIGHBOR.

152. SO MY PARENTS CAN VISIT.

153. HE SAYS TO ME, BECAUSE OF THE RULES, I CANNOT DO IT.

154. RIGHT, RIGHT, THE ZONING.

155. THE MAN WHO SELLS ME THE HOUSE, HE SAYS NOTHING.

156. AS FAR AS I REMEMBER,

157. ONCE TITLE HAS PASSED, YOU HAVE NO LEGAL RECOURSE.

158. ANYWAY,

159. NEXT WEEK, THE HOUSEWARM.

160. WHAT A NICE IDEA.

161. THIS IS MY REAL ESTATE EXAM.

162. THERE'S ONE MORE PREP COURSE I WANT TO TAKE.

163. SO, NEXT SUNDAY IS THE PARTY.

164. WE WILL BE THERE.

165. NOW, HERE, YOU SEE?

166. "EXCEPT IN CASES

167. "OF DEMONSTRABLE FRAUD,

168. "TRANSFER OF TITLE IS

169. WITH THE COUNTY CLERK."

170. OF COURSE, SOME PEOPLE

171. SOMEWHERE 4 YEARS IN A ROW.

172. TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

173. LAST YEAR, WITH OUR HELP,

174. THEIR NATURAL MOTHERS,

175. ARE NOW IN RECOVERY.

176. EVENTUALLY, WITH THE HELP OF A.C.L.U. ATTORNEYS,

177. YOU'LL BE FILING COURT WITH LEGAL RESEARCH.

178. THERE'S A SIGN-UP SHEET YOU'RE INTERESTED. THANKS.

179. THAT'S SO TRUE WHAT

180. FOR GRAD SCHOOL.

181. LEARNING, HUH?

182. LIVING IN THE MOMENT?

183. CHECK OUT THE LAW CENTER.

184. THERE'S SOME REALLY COOL PEOPLE THERE.

185. THERE WERE 15 GUYS RALPH TOLD THAT JOKE.

186. FLAPPIN' THEIR GUMS.

187. WHAT I DON'T GET IS WHY.

188. WHAT'S THE UPSIDE OF TELLIN' JOHNNY THAT?

189. NEW YORK SOMEHOW.

190. LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS.

191. FIRST, JOHN KNOWS ABOUT FLIPPIN' THE PROPERTY BY THE ESPLANADE,

192. NOW THIS SHIT.

193. HOW ABOUT PATSY?

194. HE'S HAD ISSUES, MAYBE HE'S HOLDIN' A GRUDGE.

195. OH, YOU REALLY THINK HE'S THAT CAGEY?

196. ALBERT, THEN.

197. WAIT A MINUTE.

198. WHAT IF VESUVIO'S BUGGED AND THE FUCKIN' FEDS TOLD JOHNNY?

199. CONSPIRACY THEORIES NOW?

200. WHY NOT?

201. AMONG THE RANKS?

202. FIRST OF ALL, ONCE A WEEK.

203. 2ND OF ALL, THE FEDS WANT, THERE'S MORE INTERESTING SHIT BEIN' TALKED ABOUT IN THERE,

204. BESIDES GINNY SACK'S FAT ASS.

205. SIL? THE LIQUOR INSPECTOR'S HERE.

206. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

207. IT'S NOT POSSIBLE, RIGHT?

208. SILVIO TALKING TO JOHNNY?

209. YOU NEVER KNOW, T.

210. JASON'S ALWAYS BEEN A WELL-ADJUSTED YOUNG MAN.

211. SO WHY NOW, ELLIOT?

212. 3 YEARS AT BARD AND SUDDENLY NOW AS A SENIOR, THIS EPIC DRIFT?

213. NO FOCUS, NO DRIVE.

214. HE'S ACTUALLY TALKED

215. FORESTRY SERVICE.

216. WELL, SOME PEOPLE THRIVE ON SOLITUDE.

217. SENIOR YEAR.

218. THERE'S SOMETHING

219. VERY FRIGHTENING.

220. SASKIA'S A SENIOR. THROUGH ANY OF THIS?

221. BEEN HIGHLY MOTIVATED. KENAHORA.

222. WHERE'S RICHARD IN ALL THIS ANYWAY?

223. TO HIM ANYMORE.

224. SINCE WHEN?

225. RIGHT AFTER THE RAPE.

226. GUILTY HIMSELF, JEN.

227. HE'S POWERLESS

228. FOR THE SAME SHORTCOMINGS.

229. OH!

230. HEY, GEORGE HAMILTON.

231. HOW'S THE BACK?

232. OH, THE MASSEUSE DOWN THERE, THE DEL REY?

233. MAGIC FUCKIN' FINGERS.

234. TONY CALL?

235. ON HIS WAY.

236. UP WITH HIS SISTER?

237. NO, NO. NOT UNLESS SHE TOLD HIM.

238. CRAZY BITCH WAS INTO?

239. WHAT?

240. A DILDO UP MY ASS,

241. WAS PIMPIN' ME OUT.

242. I TOLD HER, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"

243. WHAT THE FUCK?

244. THE WHOLE FAMILY'S NUTS.

245. HI, HEY, TONY.

246. HEY!

247. HOW ARE YOU?

248. HOW YOU DOIN' ?

249. FELLAS, TAKE THIS SHIT TO MY HOUSE.

250. OPEN SOME WINDOWS, AIR THE PLACE OUT.

251. FOR YOU, FLORIDA'S FINEST.

252. THANKS.

253. HOW'S DONNY K. ?

254. I WAS JUST ASKIN' THEM ABOUT THAT.

255. I GOTTA GET OVER THERE, GET THE FULL REPORT.

256. ANY IDEA WHO'S WRITIN' THE FAMILY GOSSIP COLUMN?

257. YOU KNOW, FUNNY THING ABOUT THAT, TON',

258. I DON'T REMEMBER SAYIN' ANYTHING ABOUT GINNY.

259. COME ON, RALPH. I WAS SITTIN' RIGHT THERE.

260. WELL, THEN MAYBE I SAID SOMETHIN'. I FORGET.

261. I MEAN, THERE WAS A LOT OF WINE THAT NIGHT.

262. WHAT ABOUT THE LAND DEAL, FRELINGHUYSEN AVENUE?

263. YOU FORGET, AND MAYBE TELL HIM THAT YOU,

264. ME, AND ZELLMAN MADE ALL THAT MONEY?

265. ABOUT IT? NO.

266. ENDED UP PAYIN' FOR IT.

267. WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, JOHNNY'S GOT SOME BALLS.

268. BIG HOUSE, LININ' HIS POCKET WITH OUR HARD-EARNED CASH?

269. WHO'S HE THINK'S KEEPIN' THAT FAT BITCH IN DEVIL DOGS ANYWAY?

270. WHATEVER HE IS, HE'S ALSO CARMINE'S UNDERBOSS,

271. SO YOU'RE GONNA FUCKIN' PLACATE HIM.

272. OH, WHAT, APOLOGIZE?

273. NO, NO, YOU DO THAT, IT'LL BE WORSE.

274. TOLD HIM THIS,

275. IT'S YOUR WORD AGAINST THEIRS.

276. YOU'RE HIGHLY FUCKIN' OUTRAGED.

277. HELLO.

278. Hello, sweetie. It's your secret admirer.

279. IS HE THERE?

280. OH, HI, RALPH, ONE SEC.

281. JOHN, RALPH CIFARETTO!

282. I'LL TAKE IT IN THERE.

283. OK, HON.

284. YEAH.

285. John, it's me.

286. AND?

287. And I'm calling to tell you how appalled I am.

288. I just got back, I talked to Tony.

289. I LOVE GINNY, ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

290. That's not what I heard.

291. FROM WHO, JOHN?

292. I DON'T BETRAY CONFIDENCES, RALPHIE. ARE YOU DENYING YOU SAID IT?

293. FUCK, YES, I'M DENYIN' I SAID IT.

294. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

295. THIS, I'LL PUT A BULLET IN THEIR FUCKIN' EYE!

296. YOU'RE A REAL WEASEL, YOU KNOW THAT?

297. JOHN, PLEASE.

298. LOOK, LAST YEAR,

299. O-OUR THING, THAT MISUNDERSTANDING,

300. YOU WERE THE VOICE OF REASON.

301. TOLD ME TO APOLOGIZE.

302. SO, YOU'RE APOLOGIZING?

303. IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES.

304. Why would you apologize?

305. I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T SAY IT.

306. I DIDN'T SAY IT.

307. You know something, Ralph? Not only are you a thief,

308. YOU'RE A LYING FUCKIN' PRICK.

309. I SHOULD'VE LET TONY CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF A YEAR AGO.

310. WHAT DID I SAY? NO APOLOGY!

311. A HIT ON RALPH CIFARETTO.

312. WHAT, ARE YOU FUCKIN' KIDDIN' ME?

313. HE VIOLATED MY WIFE'S HONOR.

314. RALPH SLEPT WITH GINNY?

315. HE INSULTED HER.

316. TO SOME FRIENDS OF OURS.

317. WHAT DID HE SAY?

318. I HAVE TO REPEAT IT?

319. MY WORD'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH?

320. CLIPPED OVER IT.

321. HE SAID...

322. SHE WAS HAVIN' A 90-POUND MOLE REMOVED FROM HER ASS.

323. THAT HER ASS IS SO BIG,

324. THAT SIZE REMOVED FROM IT.

325. IT'S AN OFF-COLOR REMARK, IT WAS HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE.

326. IF YOU WANT, I'LL DEMAND HE'S TAXED.

327. BUT CLIP HIM?

328. IS IT— IS IT ALL JUST ABOUT MONEY?

329. I'LL CRACK HIM GOOD.

330. I'LL ASK FOR $200,000.

331. $200,000 FOR INSULTIN' MY WIFE?

332. WHAT'S NEXT, CARMINE, FOR $1 MILLION?

333. HE WANTS TO FUCK HER?

334. I'M MAKIN' A POINT, I'M TALKIN' ABOUT MY WIFE'S HONOR HERE!

335. MY HONOR!

336. WE DEPEND ON THIS GUY. OF DOLLARS AT STAKE.

337. WE CAN'T AFFORD IT, JOHN.

338. MAKING FUN OF MY WIFE,

339. AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET ME DEAL WITH THIS?

340. NOT THAT WAY. MY ANSWER'S GOTTA BE NO.

341. I WANT A SIT-DOWN THEN, WITH RALPH, THE FUCKING THIEF.

342. BULLSHIT DEALT WITH.

343. OF SEVERE IMMORALITY.

344. FOR IT WITH STICKS.

345. WITH HIS BELONGINGS.

346. THAT'S HORRIBLE.

347. DAD?

348. THE WRONG PLACE.

349. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

350. I WAS LOOKIN'

351. YOU COULD HELP ME OUT.

352. GOT A MEETIN' IN THE CITY LATER.

353. RAHIMAH, THIS IS MY DAD.

354. HOW YOU DOIN' ?

355. HELLO.

356. WANT A DONUT?

357. NO, THANKS.

358. I'LL SEE YOU LATER, MEADOW.

359. OK, RAHIMAH.

360. SO, WHAT'S THIS

361. ABOUT YOU JOININ' THE LEGAL AID SOCIETY?

362. SOUTH BRONX LAW CENTER. I'M VOLUNTEERING.

363. AND DISENFRANCHISED.

364. AND THIS RAHOOMI, SHE'S WHAT, YOUR FIRST CLIENT?

365. WHAT HAPPENED TO BEIN' A PEDIATRICIAN?

366. A GREAT FIELD FOR YOU, THE WAY YOU LOVE KIDS.

367. IT. I CAN'T EXPLORE SOME CAREER OPTIONS?

368. OH, DEFENDIN' FAREBEATERS IS A CAREER?

369. HERE, TO ANNOY ME?

370. HEY, YOU WANNA HELP PEOPLE, THAT'S FINE. THAT'S...

371. THAT'S VERY NOBLE.

372. REALLY, I MEAN IT.

373. JUST DON'T BE A SUCKER, OK?

374. A LOT OF THESE PEOPLE, THESE INDIGENOUS TYPES,

375. ALL THAT SHIT.

376. YOU OUGHT TO KNOW.

377. OH, I SEE.

378. THAT'S WHAT THIS IS, HUH?

379. YOU'RE WORKIN' WITH MINORITIES NOW,

380. BEIN' MEAN TO NOEL.

381. GOD, LISTEN TO YOU.

382. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU.

383. COME ON, LET'S—LET'S GO TO THE BOOKSTORE.

384. A SWEATSHIRT OR SOMETHIN'.

385. OH.

386. HEY, TAKE IT EASY!

387. HOW WAS THE TRAFFIC?

388. BACKED UP.

389. THIS TIME OF DAY, G.W., YOU ZIP RIGHT OVER.

390. ALL RIGHT, LET'S STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT.

391. AT FERNANDEZ PAVING, THE ACCOUNTANT.

392. FERNANDEZ HAS BEEN USIN' THIS JERK FOR YEARS.

393. ANYWAY, IT TURNS OUT YOU'RE RIGHT.

394. THE GUY'S BEEN ADDIN' 50 GALLONS OF SEALANT EVERY 1,000 YARDS.

395. EXCUSE ME, I CAN'T DO THIS.

396. WHAT?

397. JOHN, WHAT'S WRONG?

398. I CAN'T LISTEN TO THIS BULLSHIT.

399. I'M TRYING TO EXPLAIN.

400. FUCK YOU!

401. JOHN, PLEASE.

402. DON'T FUCKIN' "JOHN" ME!

403. HEY, HEY, WE'RE TRYIN' TO SETTLE THIS.

404. IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT.

405. I'M SORRY, CARMINE. I CAN'T BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH THIS MAN.

406. LATELY?

407. ACTUALLY, I TRY NOT TO.

408. WHEN I CAME OUT, HE ACTED ALL WEIRD.

409. I CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY KISSED HIM ONCE.

410. ME HE'S HAVIN' A ROUGH TIME OF IT.

411. JEN? PLEASE, I'M SURE SHE'S OVERREACTING.

412. APPARENTLY, HE'S TALKED ABOUT DROPPING OUT.

413. HE'S OK,

414. PSYCHIATRIST'S KID.

415. SLIGHTEST BUMP IN THE ROAD, TO SAY TO GET ATTENTION.

416. HI.

417. CRUMB CAKE LEFT?

418. COUNTER.

419. WHAT'S ALL THAT?

420. I'M CONSOLIDATING SOME BILLS.

421. MAYBE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT OUR FUTURE, TONY, BUT I DO.

422. THAT I DON'T CARE?

423. I MET WITH YOUR COUSIN.

424. YEAH, YOU MET WITH BRIAN.

425. AND MAKING WISECRACKS.

426. IT'S BORIN' TO ME, OK?

427. YOU GONNA CRY NOW?

428. WRONG WITH YOU?

429. WHEN YOU IGNORE ME, TONY,

430. THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO ME,

431. LIKE THIS FAMILY'S FINANCIAL SECURITY,

432. IT MAKES ME FEEL UNLOVED.

433. WELL, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM RIGHT THERE,

434. LOVE WITH MONEY!

435. WITH MONEY!

436. IS IT SAFE?

437. A NEW CELL PHONE.

438. TALK ON IT ONCE, YOU TOSS IT. TOTALLY UNTRACEABLE.

439. IT'S WHAT THE TALIBAN USED TO DO.

440. LET'S GET STARTED.

441. MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW'S THE BABY LATER.

442. HELLO?

443. Is he there?

444. YEAH, TON'.

445. OK, YOU'RE ALL SET. JUST TALK INTO THERE.

446. Junior?

447. WHO'S THAT? TONY?

448. JUNIOR, IT'S CARMINE. HOW YOU DOING?

449. I'M GOING TO THE POORHOUSE, THAT'S HOW I'M DOING.

450. WHEN YOU HAD THAT RICO TRIAL, WHAT'D THAT RUN YOU?

451. A lot.

452. WHERE YOU GOING?

453. I TOLD YOU, I GOTTA PICK UP SOPHIA.

454. Junior, can we do this already?

455. YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT.

456. JOHNNY AND RALPH CIFARETTO, RIGHT?

457. Ralph insulted John's wife?

458. THAT'S CORRECT.

459. WHO'S ON THE WIRE NOW?

460. It's John, Corrado.

461. OH.

462. SO, WHAT DID RALPH DO EXACTLY?

463. REMARK, IT'S NOT WORTH REPEATING.

464. IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. LET'S JUST AGREE IT WAS UNKIND.

465. LET'S POINT OUT, TOO,

466. THAT IT'S ONLY BEEN ALLEGED SOMETHING WAS SAID.

467. HE "ALLEGEDLY"

468. TO A GROUP OF PEOPLE, FRIENDS OF OURS.

469. IF YOU WEREN'T THERE, HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE?

470. I'M NOT AT LIBERTY TO SAY.

471. All due respect, but this is bullshit.

472. SOMEBODY IN MY FAMILY'S

473. AND YOU'RE NOT AT LIBERTY TO SAY WHO?

474. THE BEEF HERE.

475. MY NEPHEW'S RIGHT.

476. LET'S STICK TO THE ISSUE. A HORRIBLE INSULT WAS MADE AGAINST GINNY.

477. END OF FUCKING STORY.

478. What does he want done about it?

479. I WANT TO AVENGE HER HONOR, AS IS MY RIGHT TO DO.

480. ALL RIGHT, FINE. YOU TELL ME

481. WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT IT, WE'LL BRING HIM IN HERE.

482. WHAT YOU'RE SAYING,

483. I'LL GIVE YOU RALPH ON A PLATTER.

484. IS NOTHING SACRED?

485. I MEAN, THIS IS MY WIFE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE.

486. IF THIS WERE YEARS AGO, WOULD I EVEN HAVE HAD TO ASK?

487. I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS THING?

488. FOR GOD'S SAKE, WE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH.

489. All right, look,

490. Let's assume, for the sake of argument,

491. YOU THINK HE SAID.

492. UNRING THAT BELL?

493. NOBODY'S GETTING CLIPPED.

494. I WANT SATISFACTION.

495. WILL YOU ACCEPT AN APOLOGY?

496. THAT SHIP HAS SAILED.

497. YOU'RE BEING UNREASONABLE, JOHN.

498. RALPH CIFARETTO'S HANDLE THE ESPLANADE?

499. PUT PONTECORVO IN THERE.

500. OF DOLLARS AT STAKE.

501. AGAIN WITH THE MONEY?

502. YEAH, AGAIN WITH THE MONEY.

503. IT'S SETTLED, JOHN.

504. SO EITHER NAME A PRICE, OR GET THE FUCK OVER IT.

505. John?

506. RALPH'S COMPANY?

507. JOHN?

508. Just think about it at least.

509. HELLO?

510. IT'S ME. WHAT, ARE YOU STILL ASLEEP?

511. NO, I WAS DOING SOMETHING.

512. I took John to dinner last night.

513. RALPH'S GOT A BIG PROBLEM, KID.

514. SQUASHED IT.

515. I did.

516. PROBLEM IS, I DON'T KNOW IF JOHN'S HEARING ME.

517. GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

518. Me?

519. NOTHIN'.

520. What does that mean?

521. I DIDN'T SAY NOTHIN'.

522. WE SHARE THE ESPLANADE, TONY.

523. I don't want that apple cart upset.

524. YEAH, THEN SOMEBODY SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

525. I APPRECIATE YOUR THOUGHTS.

526. THINK YOU'RE SAYING?

527. I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING.

528. ALL RIGHT THEN, I'LL TALK TO YOU.

529. 20 YEARS, I'VE BEEN FRIENDS WITH JOHN.

530. NOW HE'S GOTTA GO.

531. ALL OVER A STUPID JOKE.

532. I WAS FUCKING AROUND. FOR CHRIST'S SAKES!

533. YOU'VE NEVER MADE A JOKE ABOUT GINNY SACK?

534. OF COURSE NOT. NOT LIKE THAT.

535. YEAH, WELL, FUCK HIM AND HIS HIGHFALUTIN BULLSHIT.

536. WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS, SIR WALTER RALEIGH?

537. THAT'S ENOUGH OF FUCKING REMARKS!

538. AND PLAY VOLLEYBALL,

539. IS YOU DO DOWN THERE,

540. YOUR FUCKING MESS!

541. YOUR ASS ALIVE.

542. A MOLE ON HER ASS?

543. WHAT'S THE JOKE? I STILL DON'T GET IT.

544. IT'S NOT A JOKE, PER SE, IT'S...

545. YOU HAD TO BE THERE.

546. REAL LACK OF STANDARDS, YOUR GENERATION.

547. MY DAY, JOHN WAS RIGHT.

548. A MAN WOULDN'T BE A REMARK LIKE THAT.

549. I DON'T EVEN LIKE RALPH.

550. IF HE WAS DROWNING, I'D THROW HIM A CINDERBLOCK.

551. OF MY OWN CAPTAINS?

552. BESIDES, IT'S TOO LATE ANYWAY.

553. CARMINE GAVE ME THE NOD.

554. ON JOHNNY?

555. THAT ONE'S A SLIPPERY FUCK, HUH?

556. FISH-LIPS OF HIS.

557. LOOK AT THIS.

558. THE 5TH QUESTION USED ALL HIS LIFELINES.

559. It's "eggs." Oh!

560. JOHN GOES,

561. CARMINE'S GONNA MAXIMUM DENIABILITY.

562. EASY FOR EVERYBODY,

563. THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

564. WHAT, LIKE AN ACCIDENT?

565. ACCIDENT, STICKUP.

566. ON A CHICKEN WING.

567. THE IMPORTANT THING, JOHNNY DISAPPEARS.

568. WITH JOHNNY OUT, CARMINE'S GONNA PUT HIS SON IN THERE.

569. FUCKING BRAINLESS II.

570. WHO KNOWS? MAYBE THERE'S AN UPSIDE TO JOHNNY GOING.

571. HE GOES TO BOSTON A LOT, TO VISIT HIS FATHER.

572. COULD HAPPEN UP THERE.

573. YOU WANT MY ADVICE? YOU'LL CALL LOU DIMAGGIO.

574. THE ATWELL AVENUE BOYS.

575. WHAT, THOSE SICK OLD FUCKS IN RHODE ISLAND?

576. THEY MAY BE OLD, MY LITTLE NEPHEW, BUT THOSE DOGS CAN STILL HUNT.

577. TO TALK ABOUT THEM,

578. SOMETHING TO DO WITH DRUGS.

579. HEROIN.

580. BACK IN THE '50s, CASH WITH THAT SHIT.

581. CREW NEVER SAW A DIME.

582. FOR, LENNY CAPUTO, HE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN IT.

583. FOR 15 YEARS,

584. WAS GETTING RICH DEALING "H."

585. EVERYONE EXCEPT THESE GUYS.

586. THEY'RE EKING A LIVING DOING HITS, RUNNING SWAG.

587. ANYWAY, LO AND BEHOLD,

588. ONE DAY,

589. FOR HEROIN TRAFFICKING.

590. THE COCKSUCKER'S

591. WORKING WITH THE MULIGNON, AND NOT ONLY THAT,

592. HE'S BEEN SELLING OUT

593. ASS OUT ON THE STREET.

594. IN HIS CREW DID 8 YEARS ON A MURDER RAP.

595. LOYALTY, HUH?

596. YOU GO TO RHODE ISLAND, AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T MENTION DRUGS.

597. COKE, HEROIN, NOT EVEN TYLENOL.

598. SO, WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS LENNY PRICK?

599. LOU DIMAGGIO. HIS REAL NAME IS GALINA.

600. IN BY A BASEBALL BAT.

601. ANYWAY, THAT WAS LOU, WHILE HE STILL HAD HIS HEALTH.

602. OURSELVES.

603. NINJA STYLE.

604. FATHER?

605. WE'RE HERE TO SEE LOU DIMAGGIO.

606. OH. COME IN.

607. HELLO. SILVIO DANTE, WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE.

608. CHRIS MOLTISANTI, HOW YOU DOING?

609. MY NAME'S CHRIS, TOO.

610. OH, YEAH?

611. ARE YOU INTO DRUGS?

612. WHAT?

613. NO.

614. WHAT—WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

615. WE DON'T WORK FOR DRUG DEALERS.

616. NO. OF COURSE NOT.

617. NO.

618. WANT SOME COFFEE?

619. NO THANKS.

620. ROSE?

621. YEAH, POP?

622. MORE SANKA.

623. ANYWAY, THIS IS HIM.

624. JOHN SACRIMONI.

625. HE'LL BE COMING UP THROUGH HERE, NEXT FEW DAYS.

626. BOSTON HARBOR HOTEL.

627. THE GUY ON THE LEFT.

628. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, TOO.

629. WE'RE HAVING CAKE LATER. CARVEL.

630. CHROMOSOMES. RUNS IN THE FAMILY.

631. ONCE, TOMMY NERI.

632. FROM THE TRACK ONE NIGHT.

633. WITH A TIRE IRON.

634. WHEN HE WOKE UP, I HELD HIM DOWN,

635. WITH A HACKSAW.

636. PISSING ON COTTON.

637. IF YOU LIKE,

638. THING HAPPEN AGAIN.

639. I DON'T KNOW THAT THAT OVERSTATED.

640. IN MIND, THEN?

641. NOTHING FANCY, AS LONG AS HE DISAPPEARS.

642. IT'S YOUR MONEY.

643. YEAH, ABOUT THAT. $20,000, WE SAID.

644. HALF UP-FRONT.

645. SO, WE'LL CALL YOU, THEN?

646. POP, FATHER'S HERE.

647. SOME CAKE?

648. ACTUALLY, WE GOT A LONG RIDE BACK.

649. HAVE YOU SEEN MY SWEATER, THE CABLE-KNIT?

650. THE WHITE ONE?

651. IT SHRUNK, I PUT IT IN THE BAG FOR GOODWILL.

652. BRING IT UP TO DAD.

653. I'M SORRY. IT'S IN THE BASEMENT, NEAR THE CARD TABLE.

654. HELLO?

655. IT'S ME.

656. I JUST HUNG UP WITH THE GUY, JERRY, FROM FORT LAUDERDALE.

657. THAT GUY WE'RE LOOKING FOR, HE'S AT THE DEL RAY HOTEL IN MIAMI.

658. THE PAVING PROBLEM.

659. TAKE CARE OF IT THEN.

660. WANT TO DO THIS?

661. I'D FEEL A LOT BETTER WITH THE POPE'S BLESSING.

662. Just do as you're told.

663. I'LL DEAL WITH THE FALLOUT.

664. WHO WAS THAT, HON?

665. NOBODY.

666. PLUMBER FOR THE STORE.

667. WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE MAKING?

668. FRUIT SALAD. YOU WANT SOME?

669. LOW-FAT WHIPPED CREAM.

670. NO. YOU ENJOY IT, SWEETIE.

671. WHY DID I HAVE TO COME? HE'S NOT EVEN HOME.

672. HEY, LOOK WHO'S HERE. CARMELA, ANTHONY, HOW YOU DOING?

673. WE WERE JUST PASSING BY, I FIGURED WE'D GIVE IT A SHOT.

674. NO, WE WEREN'T.

675. COME, COME, I SHOW YOU.

676. YARD, CLEAR THE WEEDS.

677. NEXT YEAR, I'LL GROW GRAPES FOR THE FALANGHINA.

678. MY OWN WINE.

679. IT'S GORGEOUS, FUR'.

680. SO, THAT'S THE GARAGE IN QUESTION. ANTHONY, DON'T WANDER OFF.

681. TO THE BATHROOM.

682. JUST STAY PUT. WE'RE LEAVING IN 5 MINUTES.

683. SO, YOU'RE THINKING OF FOR YOUR PARENTS?

684. A GARAGE, I DON'T NEED IT.

685. ONE TIME, BACK IN NAPLES,

686. A VERY RICH MAN.

687. JUST ME, I WORK THERE ALONE, GROWING OLIVES.

688. DIRT, THE HOT SUN.

689. I WORK AT THAT PLACE.

690. SOMETIMES, I GET

691. IN A RESTAURANT, IN THE STORE MAYBE.

692. IT MAKES ME VERY SAD.

693. YOU KNOW, I'M NOT SURE, BUT I THINK IF IT WAS BUILT BEFORE 1938,

694. A ZONING VARIANCE.

695. "PRE-EXISTING, NON-CONFORMING STRUCTURE," I THINK IT'S CALLED.

696. MMM-HMM.

697. FROM THE MARTINIZING.

698. HMM.

699. JOB OVER THERE.

700. SAY HI TO DAD FOR ME.

701. I PUT ALLEGRA'S IN A FRAME FOR HIM.

702. LOVE YOU.

703. I LOVE YOU, TOO.

704. CAREFUL DRIVING.

705. SHIT.

706. IT'S ME.

707. HELLO?

708. WHY IS THE DOOR UNLOCKED?

709. GIN?

710. GIN?

711. JESUS, YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

712. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

713. I THOUGHT YOU LEFT.

714. I FORGOT THE SWEATER.

715. DOING ON THE FLOOR?

716. NOTHING.

717. THE LAUNDRY TOGETHER.

718. JOHN.

719. WHAT THE HELL'S THIS? I THOUGHT YOU'RE ON THE ATKINS.

720. I WAS! I AM! IT'S HARD, JOHN! I'M TRYING!

721. THIS IS HOW YOU TRY?

722. I'M NOT OUT OF THE HOUSE 10 MINUTES!

723. I WAS DIZZY, I WAS HAVING LOW BLOOD SUGAR.

724. THE FRUIT SALAD?

725. AND DIDN'T!

726. NICOTINE'S AN ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCE!

727. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?

728. TO GO ON A DIET?

729. DID I ASK YOU TO BE THIN FOR ME?

730. THE FASTING, THE NUTRISYSTEMS,

731. DEAL-A-MEAL CARDS?

732. IT'S THE WORLD, JOHN. OUR CULTURE.

733. FUCK THAT! DO WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

734. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

735. YOU LIED TO ME! YOU LIED!

736. I KNOW I'VE GAINED WEIGHT THESE LAST FEW YEARS.

737. I SEE THE OTHER WIVES, THE WAY MEN LOOK AT THEM.

738. DON'T I LOOK AT YOU LIKE THAT?

739. HAVEN'T I ALWAYS?

740. IT WAS YOUR IDEA, ALL THIS DIETING NONSENSE.

741. I WANT YOU TO BE PROUD OF ME.

742. I AM PROUD OF YOU.

743. I LOVE YOU.

744. THE DEL RAY HOTEL.

745. THANK YOU.

746. CAN I GET YOUR BAGS?

747. GO ON INTO THE LOBBY. I'LL MEET YOU INSIDE.

748. HELLO?

749. LISTEN, IT'S ME. I JUST TALKED TO MY GUY AGAIN, WE'RE CALLING IT OFF.

750. I'M ALREADY OUT HERE, THOUGH. LIKE RIGHT THERE.

751. We'll work something out, then. Don't worry about it.

752. I WANT HALF.

753. All right, whatever.

754. GETTING OUT?

755. NO.

756. WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?

757. OH, I LOVE THE PINE FLOORING.

758. I KNOW, IT'S SO RUSTIC.

759. THIS IS PRETTY COOL. IT'S ACTUALLY FROM ITALY.

760. I'M SO BORED, I FEEL LIKE CRYING.

761. IT'S ADORABLE, FURIO, REALLY.

762. I'M GONNA BE LEAVING SOON.

763. COME ON.

764. STICK AROUND. HAVE SOME FOOD.

765. FRIENDS UP NORTH?

766. CARMINE CALLED. JOHNNY'S STILL IN TOWN.

767. I'M NOT KIDDING.

768. THERE'S TONS OF SAID YOU COULD HAVE.

769. THEY'RE BACK BEHIND THOSE BOXES.

770. BULLSHIT, YOU'RE GONNA LOCK ME IN.

771. OK, FINE.

772. BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T TELL YOU. HE GETS THEM FROM ITALY.

773. A STEAMSHIP COMPANY.

774. OK.

775. GO AHEAD, I'LL GET THE FLASHLIGHT.

776. HELP! LET ME OUT OF HERE!

777. GABRIELLA, COME.

778. COME ON, DANCE. COME ON.

779. GO, GO.

780. SILVIO, YOU TELL HER,

781. SHE CAN'T WEAR FANCY SHOES AND NO DANCE, COME ON.

782. SHAKE IT UP A LITTLE.

783. NO. NO.

784. COME ON, DAD, DANCE WITH ME.

785. NO, NO. NO, THANKS.

786. TOMMY TUNE OVER THERE.

787. CARMELA.

788. CARMELA. YOU COME, TOO.

789. YEAH, CARM, GO AHEAD, GOOD IDEA.

790. YOU WATCH ME, YOU DO THE SAME. EVERYBODY, COME ON.

791. EVERYBODY, COME ON.

792. THAT'S IT.

793. GOD, I'M SO BAD.

794. OH, NO, YOU'RE GOOD, COME.

795. AT LEAST IT'S NOT JUST JASON WHO'S REGRESSING.

796. SOPRANO? HIS OWN THROUGH THE SAME THING.

797. GIVING HIM ADVICE.

798. MY OWN SON HAS 3 YEARS ON

799. AND LOOK HOW HE'S ACTING.

800. JEN, WHY DO YOU STILL FEEL GUILTY?

801. IF RICHARD HAD A POINT.

802. I SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE THAT LATE AT NIGHT.

803. AND I'M IN THE OVER THERE.

804. AROUND FOR 20 MINUTES

805. SOMEONE LEAVING, THIS BIG, BLUTO SORT OF GUY.

806. AS HE HEADED FOR HIS CAR.

807. ANYWAY, HE—HE TURNED AROUND

808. CONFRONTATIONAL.

809. AND FOR A SECOND, I'LL ADMIT, I THOUGHT OF YOU.

810. WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT?

811. DANGEROUS PLACES, JEN.

812. FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU.

813. OR, MORE LIKELY, A REPAIRMAN.

814. ME OUT OF MY CAR AND BEATEN ME UP,

815. WOULD I BE SAYING, "GEE, I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRIED TO PARK MY CAR?"

816. ANYWAY, ENOUGH ABOUT HIM. LET'S GET BACK TO YOU.

817. YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?

818. I'VE DECIDED TO ACCEPT HIS APOLOGY.

819. PISSED ON? DONNY "K." ?

820. HE'S GOT FUCKING NERVE DAMAGE ON HIS LEFT SIDE.

821. I'M SORRY, TONY.

822. I BET YOU ARE.

823. I'LL EXPECT TO HEAR FROM RALPH, THEN.

824. ALL OF A SUDDEN?

825. REMARKS, TONY.

826. THEY'RE HURTFUL, AND THEY'RE DESTRUCTIVE.

827. OH, I AGREE.

828. TSK.

829. STILL AWAKE?

830. I'M JUST READING.

831. BOUGHT YOU SOMETHING.

832. WHAT'S THIS FOR?

833. NO REASON.

834. I DON'T KNOW IF I BELIEVE THAT.

835. AHEM.

836. GINSBERG, BY THE WAY.

837. HE'S BACK FROM CALIFORNIA.

838. OH.

839. TONY, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

840. WHAT SIZE IS THIS?

841. I DON'T KNOW, SMALL.

842. I DON'T KNOW IF THIS'LL FIT.

843. TRY IT ON.

844. SEE? I KNEW YOU COULD PULL IT OFF.

845. YOU LOOK LIKE A MODEL.

846. LISTEN TO HIM NOW.

847. TONY.

848. AH.

849. TONY!

850. I'M SORRY, TONY.

851. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

852. I CAN'T, THE MUSIC.

853. MEADOW, TURN IT OFF!

854. WHAT?

855. MEADOW?

856. THE MUSIC, WILL YOU TURN IT DOWN, PLEASE?

857. I'M GOING OUT.

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