The Sopranos 4x3

1. IT HAPPENS.

2. NO KIDDING.

3. OH, MASSACHUSETTS!

4. LISTEN TO THIS SHIT.

5. "NEW JERSEY COUNCIL

6. "TO DISRUPT MONDAY'S IN NEWARK.

7. "COUNCIL CHAIRMAN, DEL REDCLAY,

8. ANTHROPOLOGY"

9. STOP BLOWING YOUR NOSE, I WANT TO HEAR THIS.

10. "... SAYS COUNCIL

11. "IN THE PATH OF COLUMBUS DAY MARCHERS,

12. "'IN PROTEST OF COLUMBUS' ROLE

13. "'IN THE GENOCIDE OF AMERICA'S NATIVE PEOPLES.'

14. "TO LAUNCH THEIR PROTEST,

15. "THE NATIVE AMERICANS

16. "PLAN TO BEGIN

17. IN CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS PARK."

18. SOME FUCKING BALLS, BAD-MOUTHING AMERICA.

19. ESPECIALLY NOW.

20. WAS THE HERO OF AMERICA.

21. NAH, SEE, IT'S

22. AND THE COMMIE FUCKS.

23. INSTEAD OF AN EXPLORER.

24. WELL, YA GOTTA ADMIT, THEY DID GET MASSACRED, THE INDIANS.

25. IT'S NOT LIKE WE DIDN'T GIVE 'EM A BUNCH A SHIT TO MAKE UP FOR THAT.

26. LAND, RESERVATIONS...

27. GOT THE CASINOS.

28. WE DIDN'T HAVE TO WORK OUR BALLS OFF FOR?

29. I WOULDN'T MIND SITTIN' ON MY ASS ALL DAY,

30. GOVERNMENT CHECKS.

31. WHAT IT IS?

32. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT IS.

33. IT'S ANTI-ITALIAN DISCRIMINATION.

34. OF ITALIAN PRIDE.

35. IT'S OUR HOLIDAY,

36. TAKE IT AWAY.

37. FUCK THEM!

38. LIKED COLUMBUS.

39. OH! HEY, HEY.

40. IN NAPOLI, A LOT OF PEOPLE

41. 'CAUSE HE WAS FROM GENOVA.

42. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH GENOVA?

43. HAVE THE MONEY AND THE POWER.

44. SINCE HUNDREDS OF YEARS.

45. EVEN TODAY, THEY PUT UP THEIR NOSE AT US,

46. LIKE WE'RE PEASANTS.

47. I HATE THE NORTH.

48. JESUS, TAKE IT EASY.

49. I'M GONNA TAKE ACTION, HERE.

50. RO, GONNA GO TO THE, UH, CHURCH LUNCHEON TOMORROW?

51. IT'S ON THE SUBJECT WOMEN AND PRIDE.

52. I GUESS 'CAUSE OF COLUMBUS DAY.

53. WHO'S THE STAR?

54. FROM MONTCLAIR STATE.

55. OH, YEAH, FATHER PHIL SAYS SHE'S VERY GOOD.

56. YOU SHOULD COME, ADRIANA.

57. ME?

58. YEAH, COME WITH US.

59. AT SAINT PETER AND PAUL'S.

60. OF LADIES' LUNCHEONS EVERY WEEK.

61. THE FOOD IS GOOD,

62. HAVE BEEN FANTASTIC.

63. A LITTLE HOUSE IN NUTLEY.

64. HE IS SO GORGEOUS.

65. I'M SURPRISED NOBODY SNAPPED HIM UP YET.

66. LOSE THE PONYTAIL.

67. YOU DO?

68. GREAT ON HIM.

69. THAT'S HIS TRADEMARK.

70. COMING OUT OF HIS HEAD.

71. TO BE HIS FRIEND.

72. WHAT A TWO-FACE.

73. YOU MAKE TODAY, SLUT?

74. $300.

75. THAT'S ALL, BITCH?

76. I'M GONNA PUT YOU BACK ON THE STREET, HO.

77. MAKE YOU WORK THAT ASS.

78. STREET, BABY, YEAH.

79. WORK THAT ASS, YOU LITTLE CUNT.

80. YEAH, YOU WORK IT, BABY.

81. MAMA'S LITTLE TRAMP.

82. MAMA'S LITTLE WHORE.

83. I'M GONNA PIMP YOU OUT, BITCH.

84. I GOTTA GET THAT.

85. HELLO?

86. OH, NO, NO.

87. HI, RO, HOW ARE YOU?

88. WHAT?

89. I CAN'T HEAR YOU TOO GOOD.

90. YOUR CELL PHONE. YOU IN THE CAR?

91. OH, NO, NO. I'M COMIN' HOME.

92. YEAH.

93. NAH, CHICKEN'S GREAT.

94. UM...

95. NO. YEAH. ME, TOO.

96. BYE.

97. GOD, WE'RE SO NAUGHTY.

98. WITH RO ON THE PHONE?

99. WHAT?

100. WE'RE SO WACKY.

101. NOTHING, HUH?

102. Operator.

103. YEAH, I'D LIKE TO MAKE A COLLECT CALL.

104. AREA CODE 917.

105. SPEAK.

106. Collect call from Mr. Walters.

107. OK, I'LL TAKE IT, OPERATOR.

108. OH, HOW YOU DOIN' ?

109. YOU KNOW.

110. THANKS FOR THE STAMPS. HOW YOU GETTING ON?

111. I FEEL OLD.

112. Hey.

113. Listen, John,

114. I JUST WANT TO SAY, UH,

115. WEREN'T HURT TOO BAD,

116. BACK TO THE MISSUS.

117. TALKING ABOUT?

118. You didn't hear the joke about Ginny?

119. NEVER MIND. LET IT DIE A DEATH.

120. WHAT JOKE?

121. John.

122. YOU'RE BETTER OFF NOT HEARING IT. TRUST ME.

123. FUCK THAT! I DEMAND YOU TELL ME, PAULIE!

124. JOHN, YOU GOT MORE

125. THAN WE GOT CARPENTERS.

126. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

127. ARE CARRYIN' SHEETROCK AND MATERIALS,

128. SO WE AIN'T GETTING TO BE GETTIN'.

129. MINIMALLY EXPECTED.

130. LABORERS OFF THE BOOKS.

131. NOBODY'S TALKING TO YOU!

132. ALL RIGHT, JESUS.

133. 65-35.

134. SALUTE!

135. SALUTE!

136. JOHNNY, YOU EXPLAIN I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT.

137. SURE.

138. TONY, IT'S COME

139. AND TURNED IT IN A WEEK.

140. SO?

141. FROM RON ZELLMAN.

142. FROM WHERE?

143. THAT PROPERTY'S HOT BECAUSE OF THE ESPLANADE.

144. WE SHARE THE ESPLANADE.

145. WE SHARE ZELLMAN.

146. FAMILY'S GONNA BENEFIT FROM A THING,

147. WE SHOULD'VE, TOO.

148. OK, WE'LL WORK SOMETHING OUT.

149. SALUTE!

150. I've been your doctor for 30 years,

151. you still hate the thermometer.

152. OK...

153. TONY, FURIO'S HERE!

154. THOSE STRUFOLI. I LOVE THOSE.

155. Here's a few long-term bonds that I find attractive.

156. Wouldn't it be great

157. if the person you trust most was your broker?

158. Let's look at your current allocations.

159. At Schwab, we give advice that's objective, uncomplicated

160. and not driven by commission. Call 1-800-7-SCHWAB

161. to set up a consultation to check the health of your portfolio.

162. And lay off the junk bonds.

163. MMM. MMM.

164. HMM, I GOT PICTURES OF MY NEW HOUSE.

165. OH, LET ME SEE.

166. Welcome back, we're here today with our guests,

167. Dr. Del Redclay, who's a professor

168. of anthropology at Rutgers University

169. and spokesman for the anti-Columbus protest.

170. OH, MY GOD!

171. and also Mr. Phillip L. Di Notti...

172. IT'S LOVELY, FUR'.

173. a coalition of Italian-American anti-defamation organizations.

174. OK.

175. MANAGIA, LA MISERIA.

176. ON MY NERVES.

177. DON'T GET ME STARTED.

178. Well, let's start with the idea of a parade

179. for a genocidal colonial general.

180. A national holiday, no less.

181. Such festivities are deeply offensive to us.

182. These are pretty broad charges.

183. All I know is Italian Americans

184. are extremely proud of Christopher Columbus,

185. admiral of the ocean seas and a great Italian.

186. You know very well of the compromised position we put forth.

187. Now, if you people wanna make it

188. an Italian pride parade, we have no problem with that.

189. I mean, western history does say Columbus discovered America.

190. The same America that put your people

191. in bondage for 3 centuries.

192. But every culture has had to bear the pain

193. in the making of what I think we can all agree

194. is a startling economic miracle.

195. We cured polio.

196. I have to agree with Phil.

197. The right to vote. Exactly.

198. Take my grandparents.

199. Two simple people from Sicily,

200. who braved the perilous middle passage—

201. Whoa, middle passage?

202. That's the term for the slave trade.

203. Montel, the—the Italian people in this country

204. also have suffered discrimination.

205. Earth to Phil.

206. We're talking 300 years of slavery, here.

207. ENOUGH.

208. YOU OK, TONY?

209. MUSCIA-MOOSH.

210. UNCLE JUN'S TRIAL STARTS TODAY.

211. TRIAL IN 16 YEARS.

212. WE SHOULD GO.

213. AT THE OTHER PLACE.

214. FOR THE COOKIES.

215. ON THAT HOUSE.

216. OH, AND I LIKE THE KITCHEN.

217. TAKE A STRUFOLI. NO.

218. MMM.

219. BE SEATED.

220. NEXT CASE ON THE CALENDAR,

221. JOHN SOPRANO ET AL.

222. I BRING IN THE JURY?

223. NO, YOUR HONOR.

224. BRING THE JURY.

225. ON YOUR LAST BILL?

226. COST ME $40 EVERY TIME YOU PICK UP THE PHONE.

227. I CAN'T.

228. $2,380, LAST MONTH ALONE.

229. I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOME

230. WILL TRY THIS CASE.

231. THE FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS...

232. OF PROUD, STRONG, BEAUTIFUL WOMEN,

233. IN THIS AMERICAN JOURNEY.

234. LOOK HOW WE'VE

235. NEW ITALIAN-AMERICAN WOMEN.

236. ADDED TO OUR IMAGE.

237. AND MAMA LEONES.

238. WELL, IT IS YOUR JOB, LADIES, TO SPREAD THE WORD.

239. BEEN DRESSED IN BLACK,

240. BUT WE'RE IN MOSCHINO AND ARMANI.

241. AND SIP COLD WINE,

242. TELL THEM WE'RE FROM THE

243. AND SUPPLE BAROLO.

244. IF THEY SAY,

245. "SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS,"

246. BROCCOLI RABE.

247. IF THEY SAY, "JOHN GOTTI,"

248. YOU TELL THEM, "RUDOLPH GIULIANI."

249. SHOWED THAT 74 PERCENT

250. WITH ORGANIZED CRIME.

251. WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS?

252. THE MEDIA DEPICT US.

253. AGAIN, IT IS OUR JOB

254. OF ITALIAN-AMERICAN CULTURE.

255. THE EDUCATED, WAGE-EARNING,

256. LAW-ABIDING SIDE.

257. BECAUSE ISN'T THAT WHO WE TRULY ARE?

258. THANK YOU.

259. THANK YOU, PROFESSOR MURPHY,

260. PROFESSOR LONGO-MURPHY?

261. LONGO AS YOU DON'T CALL ME LATE FOR DINNER.

262. DIDN'T I READ ABOUT

263. OPPOSITE WAS TRUE?

264. FICTIONAL PORTRAYALS?

265. WE'RE STILL LOOKING AT THE

266. USED IN THAT STUDY.

267. WELL, THANKS FOR AN EXCELLENT TALK.

268. FOR ATTENDING TODAY.

269. UH, DON'T MISS

270. IN ITALIAN LITERATURE.

271. COFFEE AND DESSERT,

272. COURTESY OF COCUZZO'S PASTRY SHOP.

273. THEY'VE BROUGHT THE COFFEE.

274. I'LL SAY IT, THAT WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR.

275. FATHER INTINTOLA'S HIS FRIENDS ARE.

276. IT WAS OUTRAGEOUS, C ARM, I'M SHOCKED.

277. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? EVERYONE'S ENTITLED TO THEIR OPINION.

278. REALLY, THOUGH, HOW DARE HE?

279. AFTER ALL YOU'VE DONE FOR THIS PARISH.

280. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

281. WELL, I'M GONNA CUT HIM A NEW ONE.

282. GAB, BUONGIORNO, VIENI QUA.

283. FATHER, I DON'T SAY, I'M SO UPSET.

284. WHY, WHAT'S WRONG?

285. WHAT'S WRONG?

286. AND FRIENDS.

287. AT THE HANDS OF AN OUTSIDER?

288. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN?

289. OH, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN.

290. UNFORTUNATELY, BECAUSE OF HER HUSBAND'S

291. THE WASTE INDUSTRY,

292. CARMELA'S THE ONE OF THESE INSULTS,

293. WHO WERE EQUALLY OFFENDED.

294. I AM SORRY.

295. THIS IS AN OPEN FORUM. UP THAT NEW STUDY.

296. WELL, IF THAT'S YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD LUNCHEON SPEAKER,

297. YEAR AFTER YEAR.

298. The size of your cities pain the eyes of the red man.

299. A man in your cities is numb to the stench—

300. GO BACK TO YOUR RESERVATION!

301. MUSSOLINI WAS HITLER'S BITCH!

302. GO BACK!

303. In the words of Chief Seattle:

304. "When the last Red Man shall have perished,

305. "and the memory of my tribe

306. shall have become a myth among the White Men"--

307. AND GET OUT OF HERE!

308. YOU SON OF A BITCH!

309. "these shores, these woods, the highway will swarm

310. "with the invisible dead of our people!

311. The White Man will never be alone!"

312. THIS IS NEWARK, BABY, WE DON'T PLAY THAT SHIT!

313. NOT BE COLUMBUS!

314. TAKE IT DOWN.

315. HE'S GOING TO BURN

316. THE WAY OUR ANCESTORS DID!

317. GO SIT DOWN, CUPCAKE!

318. We're not taking anything down!

319. WE'RE GONNA FUCKING HANG YOU UP THERE!

320. BREAK IT UP! HEY, BREAK IT UP!

321. HEY, HEY, WE WILL MAKE ARRESTS!

322. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, JOEY?

323. THEY GOT A PERMIT, SIL. EVERYBODY, COME ON, LET'S GO!

324. EVERYBODY!

325. I'LL REMEMBER THIS, JOEY.

326. COME ON.

327. COME ON. COME ON. YOU, TOO.

328. LET ME GO.

329. ALL RIGHT, WE GOTTA GO. WE GOTTA GO.

330. OH, SHIT.

331. DOWN WITH GLOBALIZATION!

332. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DEMONSTRATION, HERE.

333. HEY, HEY, HEY.

334. EVERYBODY, GET OVER HERE!

335. GET HIM OUT OF HERE.

336. TAKE THE WHOLE FAMILY.

337. LET'S DO IT.

338. ORECCHIETTE AND BROCCOLI RABE.

339. YOU KNOW, THE TRUTH IS THAT IS NORTHERN.

340. ARMANI, TOO. AND MICHELANGELO.

341. WHAT A COWARD THAT MAN IS. HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A LILY-LIVER.

342. NO, HE'S SWEET.

343. WHAT DID HE SAY?

344. OH, HE'S ALL APOLOGETIC NOW. I LET HIM HAVE IT.

345. WELL, WHATEVER, YOU DID WHAT YOU COULD.

346. I COULDN'T LEAVE HERE WITHOUT SAYING SOMETHING.

347. I GOTTA GO. I'M GETTING MY NEW CROWN TODAY.

348. ALL RIGHT, BYE.

349. KAREN,

350. FOR A COOKOUT ON SATURDAY.

351. HELLO?

352. It's me, Dad.

353. WHAT'S UP, BOBBY?

354. Mom tried to call you.

355. She wants you to pick up some steaks

356. and eggplants before you come home.

357. SHE CAN'T DO IT?

358. I'M STUCK IN TRAFFIC, NOW I GOTTA GO TO THE STORE?

359. She had to go get some crowns or something.

360. YOUR MOTHER'S A REAL WHAT SOMETIMES.

361. WHEN SHE GETS HOME, TELL HER I SAID, "THANKS A LOT."

362. OK, IF YOU CAN'T FIND THE RECIPE, I'LL ASK ANGIE.

363. RO, IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

364. HELLO. HEY, GAB.

365. WHAT? WHEN?

366. OH, MY GOD!

367. OH, NO!

368. OH GOD, THAT'S TERRIBLE.

369. YEAH, OK.

370. WHAT HAPPENED?

371. ON POMPTON AVENUE.

372. SHE'S DEAD.

373. OH, CARM.

374. DINNER LAST NIGHT,

375. GABBY'S SITTING THERE DEVASTATED.

376. SHOPRITE LAST WEEK.

377. YOU TALKING ABOUT KAREN?

378. GREAT KID.

379. DOCTOR I KNOW. ORIENTAL RAN RIGHT INTO HIM.

380. WHAT'S BOBBY GONNA DO? HE ADORED THAT WOMAN.

381. WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOIN'

382. GETTIN' PINCHED FOR WHEN WE'RE ON TRIAL?

383. I'M SORRY, TON'--

384. DOWN THERE, TOO.

385. NO.

386. IT WAS MY IDEA.

387. WHAT THE FUCK?

388. IN ST. BARNABAS. PLUS, WE LOST FACE DOWN THERE.

389. THAT HITS HOME.

390. I CAN'T TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ON THIS.

391. I KNOW, BUT WE'RE RUNNING A BUSINESS, HERE.

392. DON'T YOU ALL GOT SOMETHING TO DO?

393. WHAT THE FUCK'S WITH YOU? I COUNT ON YOU

394. LEVEL-HEADED GUY I GOT.

395. A KNIGHT OF COLUMBUS. I'M ITALIAN AMERICAN

396. COORDINATION COUNCIL, AND BASTA.

397. WE'RE THE VICTIMS HERE.

398. OH, YOU WRITE A CHECK, TOO?

399. TON', LET'S NOT FORGET.

400. OURS, JOE COLUMBO,

401. ANTI-DEFAMATION ORGANIZATION.

402. YOU WERE STILL OUT OF LINE.

403. YOU'RE RIGHT.

404. 100 PERCENT.

405. BUT?

406. WELL,

407. AS YOUR CONSIGLIERE, SINCE YOU ASK,

408. I THINK THE GUYS, AND MYSELF, TOO,

409. LEADERSHIP ON THIS.

410. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, GOOD.

411. WANNA DO SOMETHING, BUT USE YOUR BRAIN.

412. BELIEVE ME, ME AND RALPHIE ARE WORKING ON A FEW THINGS.

413. THIS BATTLE'S GONNA BE WON ON THE P.R. LEVEL. HEARTS AND MINDS.

414. YOUR IMAGE, COLUMBUS,

415. YOU MANIPULATE THEIRS.

416. ALL RIGHT.

417. WHO'S CALLING, PLEASE?

418. GOOD MORNING, ASSEMBLYMAN.

419. HEY, WHAT'S UP?

420. AND COLUMBUS DAY?

421. YEAH, I HEARD ABOUT IT.

422. WELL, WE NEED SOMEBODY TO MAKE IT GO AWAY.

423. OH, BOY, THAT'S A TOUGH ONE. REAL HOT POTATO.

424. NOBODY WANTS TO TOUCH IT.

425. Why? We just want

426. WE'VE HAD FOR YEARS, WITH NO INTERFERENCE.

427. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?

428. IT'S THE FIRST AMENDMENT, AND IT'S NATIVE AMERICANS.

429. VERY SENSITIVE STUFF.

430. ON THIS ONE. SORRY.

431. YEAH, FINE.

432. I will be attending the parade as always.

433. YOU GOT MY SUPPORT THERE.

434. I wish that I could—

435. OF YOUR BROTHER'S, HE LEFT YOU FLAT,

436. PROTECTION PROGRAM.

437. I KNOW.

438. NOW, ANOTHER MAN,

439. YOUR BROTHER,

440. FOR LOVE AND RESPECT,

441. INVOLVED WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.

442. BACK TO MY CHILDHOOD.

443. AND MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER.

444. NOW WE'RE TALKING.

445. AND NO SUPPORT.

446. FOR BEING ARTISTIC.

447. WITH THESE MEN,

448. PROVE SOMETHING TO.

449. AND YOUR BROTHER, SEEKING YOUR BROTHER,

450. I.E., YOUR FATHER'S ACCEPTANCE.

451. THE HELL WITH THEM.

452. I KNOW.

453. DO WITH OLD PATTERNS.

454. I WANT TO, SANDY.

455. I—I DO.

456. GOD GIVE ME THE STRENGTH.

457. SHE WILL.

458. EYE ON NEW JERSEY.

459. DEL REDCLAY, RIGHT? MMM-HMM.

460. I KNEW IT.

461. YEAH, I SAW YA ON CHANNEL 20. NO, DON'T GET UP.

462. I'M HENRY CARUSO, I'M PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

463. NOW THIS LOVELY LADY...

464. MAGGIE DONNER, I'M DEL'S T.A.

465. YES.

466. YES, I CAN SEE THAT.

467. WELL,

468. GET TO THE POINT.

469. WHO ARE

470. PROTEST YOU'RE SPEARHEADING,

471. NO PUNS INTENDED.

472. WHO DO YOU REPRESENT?

473. AH, ITALIANS.

474. HERE IN NEW JERSEY.

475. GOOD PEOPLE.

476. FAMILY PEOPLE.

477. AND THEY'VE ASKED ME

478. IT'S REALLY NOT IN

479. THIS FUCKIN' THING.

480. WELL, IF YOU'VE COME HERE TO INTIMIDATE ME,

481. YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT INDIAN RESOLVE.

482. DEL, SHOULD I CALL SECURITY?

483. MMM-MMM.

484. YOU REMEMBER THIS GUY?

485. IRON EYES CODY, IN THE MOVIES.

486. SON OF PALEFACE,

487. SITTING BULL.

488. YOUR FUCKING POSTER BOY.

489. PART CHEROKEE, PART CREE.

490. HE WASN'T EVEN A FUCKING INDIAN.

491. DeCORTI.

492. WELL, I THINK YOU BETTER LEAVE NOW.

493. THE GUY'S A TOTAL FUCKING PHONY.

494. A TOTAL FUGACE.

495. EVEN JAY SILVERHEELS KNEW IT.

496. BUT HE KEPT IT QUIET.

497. WELL, WE'RE NOT GONNA.

498. YOU KEEP UP YOUR BULLSHIT,

499. WE'RE GONNA GO WIDE WITH THIS THING.

500. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

501. JESUS CHRIST, IS THIS TRUE?

502. THIS IS A FUCKING DISASTER!

503. CHILL OUT.

504. YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS?

505. IT'S BEEN ON ACCESS HOLLYWOOD, E!

506. P.R. BONER.

507. DEL, IT'S BEEN RESEARCHED.

508. NATIVE AMERICAN. TOTAL ENVIRONMENTALIST.

509. ABOUT THIS?

510. LOOK, DEL,

511. I'M ONE-EIGHTH ITALIAN MYSELF.

512. YOU ARE? YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT.

513. WAS A PONY SOLDIER.

514. WELL, ACTUALLY

515. THE 7th CAVALRY.

516. THAT IS JUST ONE PERSON'S OPINION, ANTHONY.

517. WHAT, FOOTBALL AGAIN? HE'S NOT GONNA GET HURT, HE'S A TOUGH KID.

518. OW. JESUS!

519. WE'RE HAVING A DISCUSSION ABOUT CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS.

520. "THEY WOULD MAKE FINE SERVANTS.

521. WITH 50 MEN, WE COULD SUBGATE THEM."

522. SUBJUGATE.

523. "AND—AND MAKE THEM DO WHATEVER WE WANT."

524. THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A SLAVE TRADER TO YOU?

525. GEORGE WASHINGTON HAD SLAVES, THE FATHER OF OUR COUNTRY.

526. WELL, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

527. HIS HISTORY TEACHER, MR. CUSHMAN,

528. WAS ALIVE TODAY,

529. HE'D GO ON TRIAL FOR

530. LIKE MILOSEVIC IN, YOU KNOW, EUROPE.

531. YOUR TEACHER SAID THAT?

532. IT'S NOT JUST MY TEACHER, UH, IT'S THE TRUTH.

533. IT'S IN MY HISTORY BOOK.

534. A BOOK AND IT'S BULLSHIT.

535. TONY.

536. COLUMBUS' SHOES TO SEE WHAT HE WENT THROUGH.

537. THE WORLD WAS FLAT, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

538. ON IT. I MEAN, THAT TOOK A LOT OF GUTS.

539. WENT TO FLORIDA, THE HEAT, AND THOSE BUGS?

540. OH, LIKE IT TOOK GUTS AND PUT THEM IN CHAINS.

541. OF HIS TIME.

542. WHO CARES? IT'S WHAT HE DID.

543. HE DISCOVERED AMERICA, IS WHAT HE DID.

544. ITALIAN EXPLORER.

545. AND IN THIS HOUSE, IS A HERO.

546. END OF STORY.

547. I SHOULD'VE KNOWN.

548. I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU NEEDED ME.

549. I SHOULD'VE BEEN WITH YOU.

550. I SHOULD'VE BEEN IN YOUR PLACE.

551. MY LOVE.

552. MY SWEET LOVE.

553. ARE YOU OK?

554. HOW HE LOVED HER.

555. YOU CAN DO ME A BIG FAVOR.

556. HEARD ONE TIME?

557. SIL WAS ON THE PHONE. HE

558. DOESN'T HAVE A GOOMARA.

559. THEY WERE LAUGHING AT HIM.

560. TO ON THE PHONE?

561. I DON'T KNOW.

562. I'LL GO FIRST THIS TIME. I'LL BRING MY EGGPLANT PARM OVER TO BOBBY'S.

563. ACTUALLY, TOMORROW IS BETTER FOR ME.

564. GINNY, HI.

565. WHO'S GONNA DO WHAT WHEN.

566. HER JUST LAST WEEK.

567. THERE HE IS. JOHN, LOOK,

568. I'M SORRY I MISSED ALLEGRA'S NURSING SCHOOL GRADUATION. UNFORGIVABLE.

569. BUT I MADE IT UP TO HER.

570. STICK IT IN YOUR ASS.

571. HEY, COUNT CHOCULA—

572. WHAT THE FUCK, JOHN?

573. KEEP HIM AWAY FROM ME.

574. JOHN, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

575. I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.

576. WHAT'S THIS?

577. I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA.

578. SHIT TO DO.

579. AT DINNER THE OTHER NIGHT?

580. SOMETHING'S GOING ON.

581. PLUS, OUT OF NOWHERE, CARMINE'S UP MY ASS

582. FRELINGHUYSEN AVE. BULLSHIT.

583. SOMEBODY'S TALKING TOO MUCH,

584. AND IT'S COSTING ME MONEY.

585. COME ON.

586. THERE'S NO RELEASE.

587. I'M SURROUNDED BY DEATH.

588. MY HUSBAND, MY SON, MY FRIEND.

589. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU, RO.

590. THERE'S PIECES TORN OUT OF ME, CHUNKS OF ME THAT ARE DEAD.

591. LOOK AT ME. MY YOUTH, MY LOOKS, THEY'RE GONE.

592. NO.

593. THAT'S FROM NOT TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF.

594. ALL THIS STUFF.

595. IT'S NOT "STUFF."

596. WHAT IT FEELS LIKE?

597. DO YOU?

598. IT'S NOT "STUFF." IT'S DEATH, IT'S PAIN!

599. I'M HAVING A LOT OF TROUBLE DEALING WITH THIS.

600. I DON'T KNOW.

601. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT?

602. I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS.

603. I DON'T THINK I CAN HELP YOU.

604. YOU NEED A LOT RIGHT NOW.

605. I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO.

606. YOU CAN BE THERE FOR ME, YOU COULD COMFORT ME.

607. WHAT ABOUT ME?

608. WHAT DO I GET OUT OF IT?

609. THERE IT IS.

610. RIGHT THERE. WHAT DO YOU GET?

611. NEED TAKEN CARE OF?

612. SEXUALLY, EVERYTHING! ALL YOUR SHIT. IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT?

613. IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT ME, BUT, I MEAN

614. LET'S BE REALISTIC.

615. "LET'S BE REALISTIC" ?

616. WHAT, YOU WANNA LEAVE ME?

617. YEAH.

618. THEN GET THE FUCK OUT.

619. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS.

620. HOW SHOULD IT BE, HUH? HOW THE FUCK SHOULD IT BE?

621. ON FRELINGHUYSEN AVENUE, SO YOUR TAKE'S

622. WE TALKED ABOUT.

623. OUT OF ZELLMAN?

624. WHAT'S THIS ONE CALLED, HESH?

625. THIS IS PIE-O-MY.

626. AT BELMONT LAST MONTH. A LOT OF SPEED.

627. I'M BUYIN' HER.

628. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, HUH!

629. THAT'S RIGHT.

630. DON'T YOU KNOW THERE AT, UH,

631. IN CONNECTICUT?

632. RUN BY THE MOHONK TRIBE?

633. YEAH, MARTY. MY NIECE'S HUSBAND.

634. TO MAKE IT GO AWAY.

635. WHAT'S WRONG WITH FREEDOM OF SPEECH?

636. TALKING ABOUT COLUMBUS.

637. AND MURDERER.

638. WELL, THEY WIPED OUT ALMOST ALL OF MY PEOPLE.

639. CUBANS ARE FROM SPAIN.

640. STRICTLY SPEAKING, THEY WERE

641. THE CONQUISTADORS.

642. THAT'S RIGHT, REUBEN.

643. DAY, WHAT DO WE GOT?

644. I CAN'T SAY I DON'T HAVE SYMPATHY FOR THE RED MAN.

645. WHY IS THAT?

646. JEWS, BECAUSE OF THEIR HISTORY,

647. WITH THE OPPRESSED.

648. TAINTED WITH SMALLPOX.

649. DIED LIKE FLIES.

650. NO SHIT?

651. YEAH, SHIT.

652. YEAH? YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT TERRORISM? LOOK WHO STARTED IT.

653. AMEN TO THAT, MY FRIEND.

654. THAT'S RIGHT. CHRISTOPHER THAN ADOLF HITLER.

655. WAIT. WHOA!

656. BACK UP.

657. HITLER?

658. YEAH, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS SO.

659. THAT INDIAN, UH, FROM ABOUT THE WILDERNESS?

660. T.V., AND HE CALLED COLUMBUS HITLER.

661. 'CAUSE IT'S TRUE, MAN.

662. YOU'RE TALKIN' OUT OF YOUR ASS.

663. COLUMBUS AND HITLER? YOU'RE TRIVIALIZING THE HOLOCAUST.

664. FRANKLY, REUBEN, IF COVERT ANTI-SEMITISM,

665. I'D LIKE YOU TO LEAVE MY HOUSE.

666. ANTI-SEMITISM?

667. THAT'S RIGHT.

668. FUCK YOU, TOO, MY MAN!

669. WHOA! WHOA!

670. THAT'S RIGHT, COME ON. REUBEN, HESH, YOU GUYS BEEN FRIENDS FOR YEARS.

671. I'LL CALL MARTY UP IN CONNECTICUT. HE KNOWS A BIG MOHONK.

672. THAT COCKSUCKER.

673. WE'RE NOT TIRED. I DIDN'T SPILL FOOD 'CAUSE I'M TIRED.

674. DON'T ARGUE, OK? AUNT GRACE AND AUNT MARY.

675. DO WHAT THEY SAY.

676. ALL RIGHT, SAY GOOD NIGHT TO YOUR AUNT CARMELA.

677. GOOD NIGHT, AUNT CARMELA.

678. IT'S GREAT YOUR FAMILY COULD COME DOWN.

679. THEY'RE LEAVIN' TOMORROW. SOMEBODY'S SICK UP THERE.

680. DAD? DAD?

681. DAD, SOPHIA LOCKED THE DOOR!

682. SHOULD I GET THAT?

683. HE TAKES ALL MY PENCILS!

684. BACCILIERI RESIDENCE.

685. CARMELA, IS THAT YOU?

686. IT'S CORRADO.

687. OH, HELLO.

688. HOW'S MY BOY, BOBBY, DOING? HE KNOWS I COULDN'T MAKE IT TO THE SERVICES.

689. HE'S ALL RIGHT, HE'S UPSTAIRS WITH THE KIDS.

690. WHAT A HEARTBREAK, HUH?

691. YOU KNOW, I REMEMBER LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.

692. AT ROMAN GARDENS. I'LL NEVER FORGET IT.

693. LIKE PABLO PICASSO.

694. AND I DIDN'T EVEN PICASSO LOOKED LIKE.

695. BUT ONE DAY,

696. AND, YOU KNOW, SHE WAS RIGHT.

697. THAT'S VERY TOUCHING. LET ME GET BOBBY FOR YOU.

698. I JUST WANNA KNOW IF HE'S OR IF I SHOULD CALL MURF.

699. FOR A WHILE. THINK ABOUT HIS NEEDS INSTEAD OF YOUR OWN.

700. IT'S NOT ME. PLEASE DON'T VILLAINIZE ME, HERE.

701. MURF GOES TO BED EARLY, SO I WANTED TO CALL HIM NOW,

702. IF I NEED HIM TO DRIVE ME.

703. I DON'T WANNA DISTURB HIM WHEN HE'S ASLEEP.

704. HE'S AN OLD MAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

705. STELLA!

706. ARE YOU DOING?

707. WE DON'T HAVE TO HIDE, BABY. I DID IT!

708. I TOLD RO.

709. YOU TOLD HER ABOUT US?

710. NO. NO, NO, NO, NO.

711. I TOLD HER I DIDN'T ANYMORE, AND I LEFT!

712. MYSELF TO YOU COMPLETELY.

713. BE NO MORE FEAR.

714. NO MORE GUILT.

715. JUST SEX.

716. YEAH, YEAH.

717. YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT.

718. ALL, DON'T YOU?

719. OH.

720. OH.

721. OH, OH.

722. OH, YEAH. YOU NEED ME, SLUT, AH.

723. I NEED IT ALL, BABY!

724. AH, AH.

725. OH, SHIT!

726. TONIGHT'S MY NIGHT. OVER TO BOBBY BACALA'S.

727. YOU'RE ON ZITI PATROL, TOO?

728. RO'S GOT THURSDAYS.

729. WELL, WHAT SHOULD I DO?

730. A SOLID, TONY.

731. NEXT TIME YOU SEE HESH,

732. MY GRANDDAUGHTER'S

733. DOESN'T REALLY WORK.

734. THE BUBBLE JET PRINTER. I DON'T LIKE TO KEEP HOCKING HIM.

735. HE KNOWS ABOUT IT.

736. THE SALES SLIP.

737. SO, MARTY, WHERE IS THIS GUY?

738. THERE HE IS. WHAT'D I SAY? RIGHT ON CUE.

739. CHIEF.

740. WHERE, BEHIND THE PREPPY GUY?

741. THAT'S HIM.

742. CHIEF, I'D LIKE TO FRIENDS, SILVIO DANTE,

743. TONY SOPRANO. THE GUY I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.

744. CHIEF DOUG SMITH.

745. OF MOHONK ENTERPRISES.

746. AN HONOR.

747. ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE.

748. MANHATTAN ANYWAY.

749. OH, NOT AGAIN.

750. A KETEL ONE UP, PLEASE?

751. SO, CHIEF, HE TOLD YOU DOWN IN NEWARK?

752. SMALL ELEMENT. RUINS IT FOR THE REST OF US.

753. I'VE GOT A $250 MILLION CASINO CUSTOMER BASE.

754. PROVIDENCE, EAST BOSTON. GOOD PEOPLE.

755. WORLD. WE'RE CLOSER THAN ATLANTIC CITY.

756. THIS IS A BRAND NEW FACILITY, STATE-OF-THE-ART.

757. YEAH, THIS FUCKING PROTEST. YOU KNOW, THEY'RE BURNING COLUMBUS IN EFFIGY DOWN THERE.

758. FRONT OF THE PARADE.

759. THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

760. PEOPLE LIKE REDCLAY, THEY'RE OUT OF TOUCH. THEY'RE IN THEIR IVORY TOWERS.

761. THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND

762. AMERICAN COMMUNITY.

763. RESERVATION REC CENTER.

764. WELL, WE ALL GOT KIDS.

765. WE DON'T WANT TO SEE OUR HERITAGE ATTACKED, THAT'S ALL.

766. SALUTE.

767. NO OFFENSE, CHIEF, BUT, UH, YOU DON'T LOOK MUCH LIKE AN INDIAN.

768. FRANKLY, I PASSED MOST

769. MY MOHONK BLOOD.

770. MY FATHER'S SIDE,

771. A QUARTER MOHONK.

772. THEN, ALL THIS HAPPENED GOT PASSED, RIGHT?

773. BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.

774. MOHONK IF YOU LOVE COLUMBUS.

775. UM, I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MAKE IT LAST NIGHT, UM,

776. WAS ON CLEANUP CREW, SO...

777. FOOD, FOOD. LIKE WORLD'S PROBLEMS.

778. BOBBY, UH, WE'VE BEEN NEIGHBORS. I—I KNOW THAT WE DON'T TALK MUCH

779. BUT IF YOU WANT TO, I'M HERE FOR YOU.

780. WHAT IS IT?

781. WHEN SHE HAD THE ACCIDENT,

782. I WAS STUCK IN TRAFFIC.

783. STEAKS AND EGGPLANTS.

784. AND I WAS MAD AT HER FOR SENDING ME.

785. I WAS TIRED.

786. I WAS MAD AT HER. BUT BECAUSE OF HER ACCIDENT.

787. SHE WAS UP THE ROAD AHEAD OF ME, LYING IN TWISTED METAL.

788. BUT I DIDN'T KNOW, AND I COULD'VE BEEN WITH HER.

789. I SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE TO HELP HER.

790. BUT I WAS MAD AT HER.

791. OH, MY SWEET KAREN.

792. MY SWEET GIRL.

793. PASS ME THE PEPPERS.

794. HELLO.

795. OH, YEAH. JUST A SECOND.

796. TON', IT'S THE INDIAN CHIEF.

797. DOUG, HOW ARE YOU?

798. TONY, I WISH I HAD BETTER NEWS.

799. I STRUCK OUT. REDCLAY DIDN'T GO FOR IT.

800. OH.

801. IRON EYES CODY THING.

802. DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ME.

803. THE SON OF A BITCH?

804. ASK HIM ABOUT CODY.

805. IRON EYES CODY?

806. HE DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT. IT WAS SOME INTERNET RUMOR.

807. DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK.

808. IT'S LIKE KNOWING JAMES CAAN ISN'T ITALIAN.

809. ALL RIGHT, WELL, UH,

810. IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU, AND I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT.

811. IT UP TO YOU. COME ON UP, SPEND A DAY.

812. SIL, WHOEVER YOU WANT. HIGH ROLLERS ROOM, EVERYTHING COMPED.

813. SURE, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

814. GREAT.

815. ABOUT IRON EYES CODY?

816. IT ALL FUCKED UP.

817. AND IT DON'T MEAN NOTHIN' ANYWAY,

818. 'CAUSE IT'S LIKE KNOWING, UH, JAMES CAAN ISN'T ITALIAN.

819. HMMM.

820. WE THINK THIS GUY, REDCLAY, IS FUCKIN' A GRADUATE STUDENT.

821. I THINK IT'S OVER, SIL.

822. YEAH, BUT ALL WE GOTTA—

823. IT'S OVER.

824. LOST HIS WIFE.

825. MMM-HMM.

826. SADNESS, YOU KNOW.

827. HER, SUCH COMPLETE AND PURE EMOTION.

828. BE IN HIS PRESENCE.

829. I WAS SO MOVED BY HIM.

830. AND THEN I LOOK AT RALPHIE.

831. YOU SAW, IN THIS MAN, WANT IN YOUR LIFE.

832. TRUTH.

833. LOVE.

834. YES.

835. SOMEHOW, I HAVE TO

836. AND TOWARD THE LIGHT.

837. WHAT DOES THIS MAN DO?

838. HE WORKS WITH MY BROTHER, BUT HE'S NOT LIKE THE OTHERS.

839. SANDY, HE'S DIFFERENT. BELIEVE ME.

840. OK.

841. BUT BACK TO RALPH.

842. YOU'VE GOT TO

843. AND LEVEL WITH HIM.

844. SPEAK THE TRUTH, JAN,

845. YOU'RE FAMOUS FOR.

846. AND SAY GOODBYE,

847. FOR HIS SAKE, AS WELL AS YOURS.

848. YOU'RE RIGHT.

849. IT'S NOT HIS FAULT.

850. ROLL ME SOME NUMBERS, FEARLESS LEADER.

851. COMING AT YOU.

852. YEAH, I'M READY, 6.

853. OH!

854. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

855. YOU HAD A GREAT RUN, T. FOR QUITE A WHILE.

856. LOOK AT THIS OPERATION.

857. WHENEVER I'M IN ONE OF THESE PLACES,

858. WAS PART FUGAWE.

859. SOMETHIN' ABOUT IT.

860. BULLSHIT.

861. NO, IT'S TRUE.

862. SHE WAS. THEY WERE A NOMADIC TRIBE, AND THEY'D WANDER AROUND, THEY'D GET LOST

863. AND THEY GO, "WHERE THE FUGAWE?"

864. ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME. YOU GETTING ENOUGH TO EAT?

865. YEAH.

866. MY COMPS HERE.

867. GO FIND MARTY. HE'S ON THE FLOOR SOMEWHERE.

868. TONY, CAN WE TALK A MINUTE? BUY YOU A DRINK?

869. YEAH, SURE.

870. FOR JASON'S TUITION.

871. OK.

872. THE STATEMENT'S UP IN MY BEDROOM.

873. OH, THAT'S OK, I TRUST YOU.

874. WAIT,

875. IS IT 5:00?

876. John, I'm here at Christopher Columbus Park in Newark

877. where this afternoon violence broke out briefly

878. between Native American demonstrators and members of a coalition

879. of 18 various Italian-American pride organizations.

880. Get out of here! This is our day! You hear that?

881. He fed our people to his dogs!

882. MY GOD, THIS IS TRAGIC.

883. ALBINONI'S ADAGIO.

884. JANOOTSKI!

885. JANICE!

886. THIS IS IT, HON.

887. THE STUFF I HAD AT RO'S.

888. FINITO.

889. YOUR SHOES.

890. WHAT?

891. DIDN'T I ASK YOU TO YOU CAME IN THIS HOUSE?

892. FORGOT.

893. SORRY, HON.

894. YOU FORGOT.

895. SO THAT'S JUST IT. YOU FUCKIN' FORGOT!

896. OH, FUCK.

897. GET OUT!

898. GET OUT!

899. MY BACK, MY BACK.

900. I'LL KILL YOU, YOU CRAZY BITCH.

901. I'LL KILL YOU, YOU BITCH. YOU CRAZY CUNT!

902. GET OUT!

903. AHHH!

904. IT'S GOTTA BE ON HERE SOMEWHERE.

905. Scuffle at the Columbus Day parade In Newark.

906. Among those arrested for blocking a fire lane

907. was Native-American activist Del Redclay

908. who called the protest an unqualified success.

909. Elsewhere, a blind river rafter is going to get her wish

910. after suing for a place in the Colorado River—

911. I SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE.

912. I WOULD'VE BEEN FUCKIN' THERE. I FORGOT THIS WAS A MONDAY.

913. JUST WHACK THIS PRICK.

914. ARE YOU KIDDIN' ?

915. ABOUT WAS BLACKJACK.

916. WHAT?

917. WAS FREE, DON'T YOU?

918. WELL, IT WASN'T.

919. FUCKIN' CHIEF SMITH

920. AND PLAY A WEEK.

921. THAT'S WHAT THIS JUNKET WAS ABOUT.

922. FRANKIE?

923. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

924. THAT'S WHY HE BUTTONHOLED ME, GODDAMN IT.

925. THERE'S BAD BLOOD WITH FRANKIE'S MANAGER.

926. REACHING OUT TO REDCLAY.

927. WELL, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THE FUCKIN' CALL.

928. I AIN'T SEEN

929. TOUGH SHIT! YOU'RE MAKING THE FUCKIN' CALL!

930. PARADE, ALREADY.

931. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SO HOT ABOUT.

932. OH, WILL YOU FUCKIN' STOP? "GROUP" !

933. "GROUP" !

934. TO GARY COOPER? THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW.

935. HE DIED.

936. OH, YOU MEAN, 'CAUSE IN ALL THOSE WESTERNS?

937. OH, FUCK THAT.

938. GARY COOPER.

939. AN AMERICAN.

940. THE STRONG, SILENT TYPE. HE DID WHAT HE HAD TO DO.

941. A FINGER TO HELP HIM.

942. AND DID HE COMPLAIN? DID HE SAY,

943. "OH, I COME FROM

944. "ILLITERATE FUCKIN' BACKGROUND OR WHATEVER, SO LEAVE ME THE FUCK OUT OF IT,

945. GOT FUCKED OVER" ?

946. T, NOT FOR NOTHIN',

947. BUT YOU'RE GETTIN' A LITTLE CONFUSED HERE.

948. THAT WAS THE MOVIES.

949. DOES THAT MAKE?

950. COLUMBUS WAS SO LONG AGO, BEEN A FUCKIN' MOVIE.

951. IMAGES, YOU SAID.

952. THE POINT IS, GARY COOPER,

953. THE REAL GARY COOPER,

954. OR ANYBODY NAMED COOPER, LIKE THE ITALIANS.

955. A MADIGAN LIKE HIM, THEY FUCKED EVERYBODY ELSE.

956. THE ITALIANS, THE POLACKS, THE BLACKS.

957. ALL RIGHT, EVEN

958. HE'D BE A MEMBER OF SOME VICTIMS' GROUP.

959. THE FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS, THE ABUSED COWBOYS, THE GAYS, WHATEVER-THE-FUCK.

960. HE WAS GAY, GARY COOPER?

961. NO! ARE YOU LISTENIN' TO ME?

962. HEY, PEOPLE SUFFERED.

963. DID YOU?

964. MAYBE THE FEDS.

965. WERE FROM CALABRIA.

966. LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. YOU GOT IN YOUR LIFE,

967. 'CAUSE YOU'RE CALABRESE?

968. I'LL TELL YOU THE ANSWER. THE ANSWER IS NO.

969. AT LACKAWANNA COLLEGE.

970. WHO'S A PIECE OF ASS.

971. WHEN YOU MARRIED HER.

972. YOU OWN ONE OF THE BARS IN NORTH JERSEY.

973. NOW, DID YOU GET ALL THIS SHIT 'CAUSE YOU'RE ITALIAN?

974. NO, YOU GOT IT 'CAUSE YOU'RE YOU,

975. 'CAUSE YOU'RE SMART, 'CAUSE YOU'RE WHATEVER THE FUCK.

976. SELF-ESTEEM? I MEAN,

977. THAT SHIT DOESN'T COME FROM—FROM COLUMBUS,

978. OR THE GODFATHER, OR CHEF FUCKIN' BOYARDEE.

979. THOUGH, DON'T WE?

980. WE CAN'T CALL OUR

981. OH, YOU TAKE IT UP WHEN YOU TALK TO HIM.

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