1. Ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
2. Corrado Soprano is not
some harmless old man...Copy !req
3. being persecuted by the government...Copy !req
4. but a ruthless and calculating mob boss...Copy !req
5. who controls a vast criminal enterprise.Copy !req
6. Over the past few months,
you've heard from FBI agents...Copy !req
7. who have documented
clandestine meetings at his doctor's offices.Copy !req
8. Tales of bid rigging, sweetheart deals...Copy !req
9. secret payoffs, and even murder.Copy !req
10. No, Corrado Soprano
is not some harmless old man...Copy !req
11. but a killer who orders up murder...Copy !req
12. like you and I order up coffee.Copy !req
13. All right. So, I rewrote it.Copy !req
14. "The entire point of Melville's Billy Budd...Copy !req
15. "it seems to me, is to show
how mean humans can be to each other.Copy !req
16. "Especially when living
in cramped conditions."Copy !req
17. Hold that thought.Copy !req
18. Come on in.Copy !req
19. So, how is your mother's
apartment coming?Copy !req
20. Artie's Uncle Zio finished the framing...Copy !req
21. but now the Sheetrock,
it's wet on the bottom.Copy !req
22. There's a leak, maybe in the foundation.Copy !req
23. My father is a contractor.Copy !req
24. If you want, I can have him take a look at it.
He is free, I think, tomorrow afternoon.Copy !req
25. That would be a huge relief.Copy !req
26. What smells in this house?
Marone, it's like the smell of heaven.Copy !req
27. Homemade scones. My son loves them.Copy !req
28. Here, try one. They are just out of the oven.Copy !req
29. Thank you, no.Copy !req
30. That's all there is for breakfast,
is fat and carbs?Copy !req
31. Excuse me, we have a guest.
You want to say hello?Copy !req
32. Anyway.Copy !req
33. "When Mr. Claggart gets mad at Billy,
it is a surprise...Copy !req
34. "because he is always saying
how handsome Billy is.Copy !req
35. "This does not seem realistic...Copy !req
36. "because why would an officer care
if a sailor was handsome or not?"Copy !req
37. A.J., your father's leaving.
I'll come up in a minute. Go over it.Copy !req
38. What is this?Copy !req
39. "Ocean Club at Paradise Island."Copy !req
40. We leave tomorrow for three beautiful days.Copy !req
41. Tomorrow?Copy !req
42. I know it's short notice,
but the deal came through.Copy !req
43. We got a view suite, first-class plane tickets.Copy !req
44. Guy owes me a favor.Copy !req
45. - What?
- I don't know...Copy !req
46. - A.J.? School?
- He's old enough to spoil himself now.Copy !req
47. You were jealous when I left for Florida...Copy !req
48. My mother with the skin condition.
Just the time it's gonna take to pack.Copy !req
49. To pack.Copy !req
50. I'll wait outside.Copy !req
51. With all the shit that's been going on,
the horse and all...Copy !req
52. Now, I know you need a break. Deep down...Copy !req
53. that's probably the reason
you got your hair cut.Copy !req
54. You believe that in there? The tickets?Copy !req
55. For two years,
she's complained that we never get away.Copy !req
56. So I make it happen.
Top shelf across the board.Copy !req
57. All of a sudden, her mother's psoriasis
is like the bubonic fucking plague.Copy !req
58. You know what, va fungule.
I don't know why I bother.Copy !req
59. - She's probably worried for her mother.
- Fuck that.Copy !req
60. They got her on the cortisone.Copy !req
61. I know she's my wife
and the mother of my children and all...Copy !req
62. but let me tell you something,
she can be a moody bitch.Copy !req
63. There he is. Live from Miami Beach.Copy !req
64. - Where's your pop?
- Clubhouse.Copy !req
65. Forgot to put his Desenex.Copy !req
66. - This shit with Tony?
- Total debacle.Copy !req
67. And Pop with his testa dura,
he's not doing anybody any good.Copy !req
68. Anything you could do
to change your father's mind?Copy !req
69. I'm gonna try, John.
I came all the way up here for that.Copy !req
70. You put your sun block on?Copy !req
71. As you know, Dad,
Tony Soprano came to visit me recently.Copy !req
72. I bought him dinner, we talked.Copy !req
73. I'm not sure I like that he did that end run.Copy !req
74. He's an old-fashioned guy, Pop.
Very allegorical.Copy !req
75. I don't think it was his intention
to insult anybody.Copy !req
76. You're distracting me. I'm taking a mulligan.Copy !req
77. The problem is, I'm afraid that you backed
yourself into a corner, this HUD thing.Copy !req
78. Your insistence on the 40 percent.Copy !req
79. Remember, even from the beginning
I felt 40 was a tad steep.Copy !req
80. A real hardhead, this Soprano kid.Copy !req
81. And the ego.Copy !req
82. I tell you, though, when I first met him,
decisive as he is...Copy !req
83. I would've been proud
to call him my own son.Copy !req
84. Maybe there's a compromise here, then.Copy !req
85. There's always a compromise.Copy !req
86. He's a bit of a poseur, if you ask me.Copy !req
87. Tony. He likes to talk the talk, I don't know.Copy !req
88. - What did he say?
- His turf, his appraiser.Copy !req
89. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
90. - What, did they resod that green?
- No, you got to give him some slack.Copy !req
91. He hasn't really been boss of a family
very long.Copy !req
92. Family? I told you, they're a glorified crew.Copy !req
93. Whatever they are, Carmine,
the Sopranos bring in a lot of cash.Copy !req
94. I've been close with Tony for a lot of years.Copy !req
95. On reflection, John,
maybe that's the sticking post.Copy !req
96. Tony feels like you're friends
and not business associates.Copy !req
97. See, what am I always saying?
I hate this fucking shit.Copy !req
98. It's a small space, but I guess
that makes it a decorating challenge.Copy !req
99. The man in the store says to put mirrors...Copy !req
100. but Mama thinks it's nose-in-the-air
when people look at themselves.Copy !req
101. How about, let's see, something like this?Copy !req
102. That's beautiful.
She'll fall in love with that place.Copy !req
103. It's so cozy with the pillows... Romantic.Copy !req
104. Not that your mother...Copy !req
105. I never thanked you for helping me.Copy !req
106. That's okay.Copy !req
107. You're a very special woman.Copy !req
108. Have you thought about flooring yet?Copy !req
109. Not really, no.Copy !req
110. Speak English, for Christ's sake.Copy !req
111. If she doesn't go for mirrors...Copy !req
112. we should pick
a light-colored ceramic tile maybe.Copy !req
113. All the houses back home have tile floors.Copy !req
114. Then we should go to Colortile.
They have everything.Copy !req
115. - I would love to go with you there.
- Great, then it's a date.Copy !req
116. Good. It's a date.Copy !req
117. The handicaps are all taken.Copy !req
118. What beautiful affairs they were,
those Knights of Columbus dinners.Copy !req
119. Julius La Rosa would sing
with that voice of his.Copy !req
120. Top dollar, they paid.Copy !req
121. Now, that's a nice-looking man.Copy !req
122. There's a handicap by the door.
Quick, Minn.Copy !req
123. I remember him
from Arthur Godfrey's program.Copy !req
124. He was so mean to him, that man.Copy !req
125. - Oh, my God.
- Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.Copy !req
126. I'm bleeding. Oh, my god.Copy !req
127. Jesus Christ, lady, didn't you see me?Copy !req
128. Guy checks into one of the guest rooms...Copy !req
129. calls down and says,
"I got a leak in the sink."Copy !req
130. I said, "Go ahead,
the customer's always right."Copy !req
131. Any results from Little Carmine yet?Copy !req
132. Johnny Sack wants a sit-down
tomorrow night.Copy !req
133. Sweetheart, another drink.Copy !req
134. What do you say, Ton'?
Maybe we should take off soon?Copy !req
135. What's your hurry? Hang out awhile.Copy !req
136. - Stay, I'll get you home.
- No, we should go.Copy !req
137. All right, you two want to go?
I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
138. Come on, I'll walk you out.Copy !req
139. Perfect.Copy !req
140. Got my drink, a little dancing...Copy !req
141. You want to go upstairs?Copy !req
142. That's okay.Copy !req
143. Paulie, Marone.Copy !req
144. For Pete's sake, Nucci,
you were fine for the last two hours.Copy !req
145. All right, let me see.Copy !req
146. She's just a little shaken up.
We gave her some Tylenol.Copy !req
147. It was such a crash, though.
Cookie's in the x-ray with three stitches.Copy !req
148. When was the last time
you had your eyes examined?Copy !req
149. - My eyesight is fine.
- Listen to the doc.Copy !req
150. You shouldn't be behind the wheel
at your age.Copy !req
151. - I've been driving since I was a young girl.
- Horse and buggies don't count.Copy !req
152. - Paulie, be nice.
- Relax, Ma.Copy !req
153. She ain't driving you no more.Copy !req
154. Maybe if your mother
wasn't talking in my ear.Copy !req
155. We were all chatting.Copy !req
156. Everyone in the neighborhood
says you're moving into the home.Copy !req
157. - What do you need a car for?
- I like my independence.Copy !req
158. - And it's none of your goddamn business.
- This is my Ma we're talking about.Copy !req
159. But we have tickets to The Producers.Copy !req
160. Don't worry about it. I'll drive you girls.Copy !req
161. Hello?Copy !req
162. Colin, hi.Copy !req
163. Hey, Mrs. Soprano.
Meadow's on campus, she'll be right back.Copy !req
164. - I'm Ellen McDermott, Colin's mother.
- Hi.Copy !req
165. I'm gonna get my shoes.Copy !req
166. You've seen the apartment before?Copy !req
167. I teach school out in Akron
and I couldn't get here till now.Copy !req
168. We figured she's only a sophomore,
why does she need an apartment?Copy !req
169. But with those seniors moving out midterm,
we said a Hail Mary.Copy !req
170. No, I have to tell you.
Your daughter is really something.Copy !req
171. - His old roommate...
- Thank you. Colin is very sweet also.Copy !req
172. Thank you. But she's going places, that girl.Copy !req
173. Poised, mature. Cooks for these other two.
Plus she volunteers at that law center.Copy !req
174. I think that's extraordinary. Congratulations.Copy !req
175. Speak of the devil.Copy !req
176. - Mom, remember Alex?
- Of course, hi.Copy !req
177. Excuse me.Copy !req
178. - The place is really shaping up.
- I guess.Copy !req
179. What's the matter? Finn? I thought
things were going well with you two.Copy !req
180. They are. I don't know.Copy !req
181. I keep waiting for him to say he loves me
and he hasn't.Copy !req
182. Some men have to move
at their own pace, Mead'.Copy !req
183. It's amazing, isn't it?Copy !req
184. Whoa, Nelly.Copy !req
185. He'll be all right.Copy !req
186. So, what do you say? You boys hungry?Copy !req
187. - No, we got to go.
- The limo's on its way up from Norwalk.Copy !req
188. Marty, why don't you chopper them out?Copy !req
189. Chopper? That's fucking awesome.Copy !req
190. I'll call Doug. See if it's available.Copy !req
191. I got Tony Soprano here.Copy !req
192. He was asking if the chopper's available.Copy !req
193. I know.Copy !req
194. This new fucking girl told him.Copy !req
195. I know.Copy !req
196. About $15,000 between the five of them.Copy !req
197. I know.Copy !req
198. Righty-o.Copy !req
199. Good news, gentlemen.Copy !req
200. Sorry about the mess.Copy !req
201. Mr. Soprano? Greg Erwitt.
You got any luggage?Copy !req
202. - Just him.
- He's drunk.Copy !req
203. He was just with the girls.Copy !req
204. - So, Caldwell Airport, right?
- Fuck that, how about Maui?Copy !req
205. Just climb on in and buckle up.Copy !req
206. Oh, Jesus! Old Faithful.Copy !req
207. Better here than at 2,000 feet.Copy !req
208. I got to take a piss.Copy !req
209. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
210. Hasta la vista!Copy !req
211. What the fuck you doing?Copy !req
212. You're standing too close.Copy !req
213. - Furio come by?
- He's already 40 minutes late.Copy !req
214. He's probably worse off than me.Copy !req
215. What, did you two go out?Copy !req
216. Can I get a cup of coffee?Copy !req
217. - Where the fuck is he?
- Was he out with somebody last night?Copy !req
218. He's a single guy. How should I know?Copy !req
219. Anyway, my memory's a little hazy.Copy !req
220. I'm going back to bed.Copy !req
221. When he gets here, don't wake me.Copy !req
222. I'm not home now, leave a message.Copy !req
223. - Hello?
- Hey, it's me.Copy !req
224. Meadow, hi.Copy !req
225. You all right?
You don't sound happy to hear from me.Copy !req
226. - Of course I am. What's up?
- Nothing.Copy !req
227. I was calling to invite you over
for dinner Sunday...Copy !req
228. so Dad can see the place and meet the crew.Copy !req
229. - How nice, what brought that on?
- I figure before break.Copy !req
230. Finn invited me
to go ski in Canada next week.Copy !req
231. - You want me to make anything?
- Nothing, I'm doing everything myself.Copy !req
232. Maybe wine.Copy !req
233. We only drink good wine
when parents come.Copy !req
234. - Anyway, I got to go.
- Okay, bye.Copy !req
235. - Nice place.
- Yeah, we open in a few weeks.Copy !req
236. Carmine got the chef from Fontanella.
Killer wine list.Copy !req
237. Look at this, it used to hang
in Fiorello LaGuardia's office.Copy !req
238. Who's that, Carmine in that boat?Copy !req
239. Gin and I are going over next month.Copy !req
240. Salute.Copy !req
241. Listen, Tony.Copy !req
242. It's very important to Carmine
that we work something out.Copy !req
243. If it's so important, where is he?Copy !req
244. His son's leaving tomorrow.
He had family obligations.Copy !req
245. So what is it, what's the offer?Copy !req
246. Forty percent of the HUD take
across the board, starting now.Copy !req
247. Forty?Copy !req
248. I thought Little Carmine said
he was gonna take care of this.Copy !req
249. He did, that's why the concession.Copy !req
250. We were at 40 a week ago.Copy !req
251. Whatever is done already is done.
You keep that for yourself.Copy !req
252. The 40 percent only applies to future deals.Copy !req
253. Let's go.Copy !req
254. - Darlene, hi, how are you?
- Great. You know, I wanted to thank you.Copy !req
255. Your husband's friend came by the office.
We got the listing.Copy !req
256. - Which friend, who?
- Furio Gunther, is that how you say it?Copy !req
257. His house just went on the market.Copy !req
258. Hi, Penny. How are you?Copy !req
259. All right, I'll talk to you later.Copy !req
260. Who was that?Copy !req
261. Silvio.Copy !req
262. Listen to this...Copy !req
263. Furio called,
the stupid fucking zip moved back to Italy.Copy !req
264. Asshole left a message on the
answering machine at the Bing at 4:30 a.m.Copy !req
265. Here, carry this.Copy !req
266. - Flower delivery.
- Come on in, I'll be right there.Copy !req
267. - Hi, Mrs. Soprano.
- Hi, Finn.Copy !req
268. Mr. Soprano, Finn Detrolio.Copy !req
269. Finn the dentist, right?Copy !req
270. Someday. I'm still waiting
to hear from dental school.Copy !req
271. Remind me to talk to you
about this loose filling later.Copy !req
272. These are beautiful. Thank you.Copy !req
273. - So, what smells so good in there?
- Mom's recipe for chicken cacciatore.Copy !req
274. You see, I should've known.Copy !req
275. - You always leave your door open like that?
- I'm cooking, it's hot.Copy !req
276. I'll protect her, don't worry.Copy !req
277. You hear that? Anybody bothers her,
he'll knock their teeth out.Copy !req
278. Then he can put them back in, too.Copy !req
279. These are my roommates, Colin and Alex.Copy !req
280. So, you're her roommate, too?Copy !req
281. Colin McDermott.
I've heard so much about you.Copy !req
282. - So he lives here and you don't?
- Dad.Copy !req
283. - I have a place on 118th Street.
- Good.Copy !req
284. I'll show you around later.Copy !req
285. So, Finn. Where you from?Copy !req
286. My dad was in the Navy.Copy !req
287. I was born in Japan, spent my first 10 years
on a base near the Azores.Copy !req
288. - So, your dad was a sailor?
- Surgeon, actually.Copy !req
289. - So, you've been all over the world.
- Yeah, pretty much.Copy !req
290. - Would you like a mushroom?
- No, I don't think so.Copy !req
291. - Have one, they're good.
- Maybe later.Copy !req
292. I got to tell you, Mrs. Soprano...Copy !req
293. your daughter absolutely keeps us alive
with her cooking.Copy !req
294. Didn't you make macaroni and cheese once?Copy !req
295. Well, I didn't want to brag.Copy !req
296. Yo, guys, come here, look at this.Copy !req
297. So, Finn, Meadow tells me
that you're going skiing.Copy !req
298. For four days next week,
a whole bunch of us.Copy !req
299. A friend of my dad has a house
in the Laurentians, near Montreal.Copy !req
300. You can ski right onto the trails.Copy !req
301. I saw pictures.
There's this humongous stone fireplace.Copy !req
302. Just be careful,
with all those accidents you read about.Copy !req
303. Sonny Bono.Copy !req
304. - How about you, Alex? You ski?
- I used to.Copy !req
305. - My family had a retreat near the Pyrenees.
- Pyrenees?Copy !req
306. Alex is descended from Spanish royalty.Copy !req
307. - Seriously?
- She's our little princess.Copy !req
308. My great-great-grandmother was a countess.Copy !req
309. - Which makes you...
- Technically I'm an Infanta de gracia.Copy !req
310. But that wouldn't fit on her driver's license.Copy !req
311. You might have told me
you were living with royalty.Copy !req
312. My daughter's an Italian princess.
Does that count?Copy !req
313. My wife, too, for that matter.Copy !req
314. - There's more chicken if anyone wants.
- Yeah, I'll take a little more.Copy !req
315. - So, A.J., what are you, a junior?
- Next year.Copy !req
316. - Did you look at any schools yet?
- Not really.Copy !req
317. I'll go to Rutgers, I guess.Copy !req
318. Are you passing everything?Copy !req
319. - I got a "C" on a paper I did on Billy Budd.
- A "C"?Copy !req
320. He usually gets "D's" and "Fs."
What's with you today, you okay?Copy !req
321. - He worked so hard on it, why only a "C"?
- I don't know.Copy !req
322. - Did you like Billy Budd?
- It was okay.Copy !req
323. - My teacher says it's a gay book.
- Mr. Weggler?Copy !req
324. That is ridiculous.Copy !req
325. I've heard that before.Copy !req
326. - That was written when, in the 19th century?
- I didn't even know they had fags back then.Copy !req
327. - No offense.
- I'm not gay.Copy !req
328. - You're not?
- No.Copy !req
329. I read where they found
gay cave drawings in Africa.Copy !req
330. Really? Shut up.Copy !req
331. This stuff is pervading
our educational system...Copy !req
332. not to mention movies, TV shows.Copy !req
333. - What stuff?
- This gay nonsense they're teaching.Copy !req
334. I am sorry,
but Billy Budd is not a homosexual book.Copy !req
335. Actually, it is, Mother.Copy !req
336. I saw the movie, Meadow,
with Terence Stamp.Copy !req
337. Terence Stamp was in
Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert.Copy !req
338. I don't know about that.Copy !req
339. But Billy Budd
is a story of an innocent sailor...Copy !req
340. being picked on by an evil boss.Copy !req
341. Who is picking on him out of self-loathing...Copy !req
342. caused by homosexual feelings
in a military context.Copy !req
343. - Oh, please.
- Okay.Copy !req
344. Actually, Mrs. Soprano...Copy !req
345. there is a passage in the book...Copy !req
346. where Melville compares Billy
to a nude statue of Adam before the Fall.Copy !req
347. - Really?
- I thought you read it.Copy !req
348. So, it's a biblical reference,
does that make it gay?Copy !req
349. - What's the difference?
- I'm just saying it's ridiculous...Copy !req
350. how everything is being sold
as homosexual nowadays.Copy !req
351. Must be a gay book.
Billy Budd's the ship's florist, right?Copy !req
352. Leslie Fiedler has written extensively
on gay themes in literature...Copy !req
353. since the early '60s, Billy Budd in particular.Copy !req
354. She doesn't know what she's talking about.Copy !req
355. She's a "he," Mother, and he's lectured
at Columbia, as a matter of fact.Copy !req
356. Well, maybe he's gay,
you ever thought of that?Copy !req
357. They broke the urn.Copy !req
358. He sent Little Paulie
to trash Carmine's restaurant?Copy !req
359. He works for me.Copy !req
360. What do I know?Copy !req
361. A lot more than me, that's for sure.Copy !req
362. Everybody does.Copy !req
363. We've been friends a long time, Paulie.
I'm gonna go off the record here.Copy !req
364. You know, I probably shouldn't be telling
you this, but since you ask...Copy !req
365. I think certain people
are starting to wonder where your heart is.Copy !req
366. People who? Tony?
What the fuck's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
367. Right there. Your attitude lately.Copy !req
368. Four months inside,
I'm supposed to skip down the street?Copy !req
369. You're only as good as your last envelope.
You know that.Copy !req
370. You have any idea what Albert
kicked up last week?Copy !req
371. Fuck that fucking parakeet.Copy !req
372. I got a relationship with Tony
Albert'll never have.Copy !req
373. No matter how far he sticks his tongue
up Tony's ass.Copy !req
374. All right, fuck this.Copy !req
375. Every friendship has its peaks and valleys.Copy !req
376. Right now, me and Tony are in the valley.Copy !req
377. The cycle comes around, it'll be different.Copy !req
378. I'm past worrying I gotta be the top earner
every fucking second.Copy !req
379. So there you go then.Copy !req
380. Don't give me that smart-alecky shit.Copy !req
381. Don't forget,
I go back in this family to Johnny.Copy !req
382. Before you even.Copy !req
383. It's your fault anyway.Copy !req
384. All this shit started with that Russian prick
when I had to go pick up your $5,000.Copy !req
385. You know,
things might be a little different, Paulie...Copy !req
386. if you'd accept
some responsibility for a change.Copy !req
387. You're a wormy cocksucker, you know that?Copy !req
388. I'm just telling you
how you're being fucking perceived!Copy !req
389. Just worry
about how you're fucking perceived!Copy !req
390. Nobody knows what the future holds,
my friend.Copy !req
391. You heard what he did
to the fucking restaurant?Copy !req
392. So how do you want to respond?Copy !req
393. We got to break this guy's back.Copy !req
394. I haven't wanted to do this.Copy !req
395. But it's gotta be.Copy !req
396. Call the union.Copy !req
397. His mother was coming.Copy !req
398. He was so excited, Ro.Copy !req
399. We had a date to go to Colortile.Copy !req
400. - A date?
- To look at tile for his mother's apartment.Copy !req
401. No phone call, no note.Copy !req
402. - I know I sound foolish.
- No, you don't, honey.Copy !req
403. When I ran into Darlene at church...Copy !req
404. I felt like somebody punched me
in the stomach.Copy !req
405. I almost threw up the sacrament.Copy !req
406. - What am I gonna do, Ro?
- What's there to do?Copy !req
407. A couple of months,
you'll forget all about him.Copy !req
408. I don't know if I can.Copy !req
409. You don't think Tony
said something to him, do you?Copy !req
410. I didn't see what all the fuss was,
particularly for what it cost.Copy !req
411. Remember we saw Man of La Mancha
that time?Copy !req
412. Richard Kiley stared at Ma the whole time
he was singing The lmpossible Dream.Copy !req
413. - How I cried.
- Give me Sondheim any day.Copy !req
414. When Salvatore was alive,
Minn went to the theater every week.Copy !req
415. He did well, Salvatore.Copy !req
416. - Barber scissors, right?
- Precision cutlery, 46 years.Copy !req
417. There you are, sir.Copy !req
418. Finally, the doggy bags.Copy !req
419. I give these to my son.Copy !req
420. Here's for Ma and me.
Parking and gas, I'll take care of.Copy !req
421. I have $100 I need to break.Copy !req
422. Come on, Ma.Copy !req
423. Shoot, I forgot to cash my check.Copy !req
424. - Don't you have direct deposit?
- She doesn't even have a savings account.Copy !req
425. - I like to have the money right in my hands.
- Still keep it under the mattress?Copy !req
426. Never you mind where I keep it.
I need change.Copy !req
427. Where's my rolls?Copy !req
428. - I don't know, Ma.
- Waiter?Copy !req
429. These Parker House rolls,
they belong to my ma.Copy !req
430. They do not. They were for the table.Copy !req
431. Wrap these up, will you? Cellophane.Copy !req
432. Come on, Ma.Copy !req
433. What the fuck is this now?Copy !req
434. Can I have your attention, please?Copy !req
435. I repeat, can I have your attention, please?Copy !req
436. Whoa. What's going on?Copy !req
437. You the foreman? Dave Fusco.Copy !req
438. I'm the business agent
for Local 87, Laborers.Copy !req
439. It's come to our attention
this site is employing...Copy !req
440. a substantial number of non-union laborers
in violation of our master contract.Copy !req
441. Come on, what the fuck?Copy !req
442. - Frankly, sir, I'm shocked and appalled.
- Yeah, right. What are you, fucking kidding?Copy !req
443. This site is shut down until further notice.Copy !req
444. Hey, how you doing?Copy !req
445. We just want you to know how glad
we are a guy like you is on the jury.Copy !req
446. That mob thing, that Junior Soprano trial.Copy !req
447. - I got that.
- $14.20.Copy !req
448. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
449. It's a privilege.Copy !req
450. Hard-working guy.Copy !req
451. Wife and two kids.Copy !req
452. Performing a civic duty
we should all take part in.Copy !req
453. We know you'll do the right thing.Copy !req
454. - Hello?
- Hey, it's me, what are you doing?Copy !req
455. Nothing, just reading. You all right?Copy !req
456. Yeah, I just wanted to talk to you.Copy !req
457. Did I do something to piss you off?Copy !req
458. What are you talking about?Copy !req
459. I know you were kinda mad at me
the other night.Copy !req
460. - Why would I be mad?
- I don't know.Copy !req
461. Anyway, the reason I called.Copy !req
462. It's kind of near my birthday
and I was thinking we'd do our tradition.Copy !req
463. Go to the Plaza for tea
under Eloise's picture.Copy !req
464. Really? That's so wonderful.Copy !req
465. Are you crying?Copy !req
466. I'm just happy, that's so thoughtful.Copy !req
467. I was thinking tomorrow. It's the only day
I have before we go to Canada.Copy !req
468. Well, I have my nails in the morning,
but I could...Copy !req
469. drive in and meet you after that.Copy !req
470. Actually, I'll be on the West Side,
maybe you can pick me up?Copy !req
471. Sure. I'll take
the George Washington Bridge.Copy !req
472. Why take the bridge
if you're going to midtown?Copy !req
473. - I know how to get to the city, Meadow.
- All right. I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
474. - How's 1:00?
- That's fine.Copy !req
475. On second thought, I'll just meet you there.Copy !req
476. - I love you.
- I love you, too.Copy !req
477. Well, it happened.Copy !req
478. Stubborn old fuck shut down the Esplanade.Copy !req
479. This business agent
he owns was there from the union.Copy !req
480. Put on an Emmy-caliber performance.Copy !req
481. Let him run this 40 percent bullshit by
the other bosses, see if they put up with it!Copy !req
482. If you want,
we could torch a few of his cement trucks.Copy !req
483. No. No retaliation, counter-retaliation.Copy !req
484. - We just sit tight.
- It's gonna cost us, T.Copy !req
485. - That's why Carmine did it.
- It's gonna cost him, too.Copy !req
486. - I brought these!
- Sorry.Copy !req
487. I am not wearing the gloves.
Soprano family tradition, notwithstanding.Copy !req
488. I didn't think so.Copy !req
489. But I'm wearing mine.Copy !req
490. Where'd you park?Copy !req
491. There's a lot over on 57th Street.Copy !req
492. Is that okay or would you like
to lecture me on parking, too?Copy !req
493. What are you talking about?Copy !req
494. I figure since you're also an authority
on driving directions.Copy !req
495. - Very funny.
- Not to mention literature.Copy !req
496. So it's the Billy Budd thing.Copy !req
497. I was merely pointing out to you...Copy !req
498. what serious literary critics
have to say about the book.Copy !req
499. These look delicious.Copy !req
500. So, how is Finn?
When are you leaving for Montreal?Copy !req
501. Wednesday morning. He'll pick me up
at home, I have my ski clothes there...Copy !req
502. so I'm gonna stay over the night before
and do some laundry.Copy !req
503. - Is that a problem?
- No, of course not.Copy !req
504. As long as he stays in the guest room.Copy !req
505. He's not staying, Mother.Copy !req
506. Well, the way you two hang on each other...Copy !req
507. Well, excuse me, Mrs. Danvers.
What do you have against love?Copy !req
508. - Nothing.
- Why are you not happy for me?Copy !req
509. What, are you jealous?
Just 'cause you and Dad are middle-aged?Copy !req
510. Watch it, young lady.Copy !req
511. - What, am I a child?
- Actually, yes.Copy !req
512. Your apartment
in Manhattan, notwithstanding.Copy !req
513. What?Copy !req
514. I'm sure your friend the princess
found us quite amusing.Copy !req
515. You're the one who wanted me
to go to an lvy League school.Copy !req
516. These are the type who go there.
There are also people...Copy !req
517. who grew up without indoor plumbing
but you would know even less about them.Copy !req
518. Would you rather I transfer
to Montclair State?Copy !req
519. Then maybe I can drop out like you did.Copy !req
520. I'm sorry.Copy !req
521. I invited you here to have a nice time,
not to belittle me.Copy !req
522. Maybe you'll be happier
if I didn't come around.Copy !req
523. Except that won't happen.
'Cause you'll need money in about a week.Copy !req
524. You know what?
To hell with not coming around...Copy !req
525. I'll just transfer to Northwestern
so I can be near Finn when he goes.Copy !req
526. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
527. Carmine, hey, what are you doing here?Copy !req
528. - I'm a guest. My housekeeper's daughter.
- Small world.Copy !req
529. The groom's dad is my third cousin.Copy !req
530. Beautiful ceremony.Copy !req
531. So, listen,
about all this stuff that's going on.Copy !req
532. - Tony and all.
- What's your name again?Copy !req
533. Paulie Gualtieri. Jersey?Copy !req
534. Your father was run over by a trolley, right?Copy !req
535. Johnny talked to you about me, right?Copy !req
536. Johnny who? Sack?Copy !req
537. Talk to me about what?Copy !req
538. - Anything good?
- Just bills.Copy !req
539. - So, you never told me about your lunch.
- It was horrible, since you ask.Copy !req
540. She's threatening to transfer
to Northwestern.Copy !req
541. - What brought that on?
- Boyfriend probably, Finn.Copy !req
542. Maybe she wants to put some space
between us, I don't know.Copy !req
543. - Why would she wanna do that?
- You know, frankly, I don't care.Copy !req
544. The way I feel now, if I never see her again,
that would be just fine.Copy !req
545. - How could you say that?
- Look, Tony, I don't feel well.Copy !req
546. My joints ache, my stomach is all queasy.Copy !req
547. You asked, I told.Copy !req
548. Just making conversation.Copy !req
549. If you don't care what the answer is,
don't ask!Copy !req
550. All right, calm down!Copy !req
551. I don't have enough on my plate?Copy !req
552. One of my key guys disappeared
to Naples for Christ's sakes!Copy !req
553. Have you seen my Nordica goggles?Copy !req
554. Yeah, they're in the basement.Copy !req
555. I had to solder something in my computer.Copy !req
556. - What're you reading?
- Death in Venice.Copy !req
557. Mr. Weggler assigned it.Copy !req
558. Where's Mom?Copy !req
559. Bed, I guess.Copy !req
560. - She seem weird to you lately?
- How?Copy !req
561. - Angry, sad?
- I guess she's been crying a lot.Copy !req
562. - Since when?
- Last week.Copy !req
563. - I think she's upset about Furio's dad.
- Why, what do you mean?Copy !req
564. Well, he died.Copy !req
565. And I think Furio went back
to Italy or something.Copy !req
566. - She was going over there a lot.
- To Furio's?Copy !req
567. She was helping him decorate.
And she made me go, too.Copy !req
568. It was really a pain in the ass.Copy !req
569. She took you there? More than once?Copy !req
570. I don't know, a couple, three times.Copy !req
571. Oh, dude.Copy !req
572. - Meeting's over.
- Jesus!Copy !req
573. Who's there?Copy !req
574. What're you doing?Copy !req
575. Minn! Your door was open.Copy !req
576. I brought you something from my ma.Copy !req
577. What are you doing in my house?Copy !req
578. Take it easy. I didn't know you were home.Copy !req
579. - Your car was gone.
- It's being repaired.Copy !req
580. - What are you doing?
- Calling your mother.Copy !req
581. I know you.Copy !req
582. You got any coffee?Copy !req
583. My kitchen's all wiped off for the night.Copy !req
584. Well, this week then, I'll bring my ma...Copy !req
585. the three of us,
we'll go have lunch over at Pal's Cabin.Copy !req
586. You're here to rob me.Copy !req
587. No, what are you crazy?
Just calm down, okay?Copy !req
588. You're a disgrace to your mother!Copy !req
589. Don't set that thing off!
You think I'm here to hurt you?Copy !req
590. - You've known me since I'm a kid.
- Help!Copy !req
591. What are you doing?Copy !req
592. Fuck!Copy !req
593. Minn, wait!Copy !req
594. You were always a little bastard!Copy !req
595. Shut up with that fucking mouth!Copy !req
596. Help!Copy !req
597. Oh, no.Copy !req
598. - There's the skip.
- Hey.Copy !req
599. For you.Copy !req
600. I know things have been slow lately.Copy !req
601. That ought to bring us up to date.Copy !req
602. - What'd you do, rob a bank?
- Back in business, T.Copy !req
603. - What, are you going to track?
- Thinking about it.Copy !req
604. Ton'! Johnny Sack for you.Copy !req
605. - What's that prick want?
- I don't know.Copy !req
606. Let me take this.Copy !req
607. Hello?Copy !req
608. Thought we did.Copy !req
609. All right, I'll meet you.Copy !req
610. Did you say goodbye to your mother?Copy !req
611. She went to the market
while I was in the shower.Copy !req
612. She loves you, Meadow.Copy !req
613. You know that, don't you?Copy !req
614. - I know.
- Come here.Copy !req
615. Cut her some slack, will you?Copy !req
616. You gotta understand,
she's going through a rough time right now.Copy !req
617. - How come?
- Change of life, maybe.Copy !req
618. Her kids are growing up.Copy !req
619. We talked about this in counseling,
me and her.Copy !req
620. You guys went to counseling?Copy !req
621. Yeah, it's part of the therapy
for the panic attacks and all.Copy !req
622. - You were in therapy?
- You knew that, didn't you?Copy !req
623. Oh, my God.Copy !req
624. On some level she may feel...Copy !req
625. unfulfilled.Copy !req
626. Switch on Rosie O'Donnell,
that's all these women bitch about.Copy !req
627. A little of that's probably my fault anyway.Copy !req
628. It's an epidemic, right?Copy !req
629. - You really think that's it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
630. It's probably the beginning of menopause,
like you said.Copy !req
631. All right, you go have a good time.Copy !req
632. Thanks.Copy !req
633. Well, here I am, what is it?Copy !req
634. We go back a long way, Tony.Copy !req
635. We've come way too far
to let it all go to shit.Copy !req
636. With all due respect, you wanna go
down memory lane, put it in second gear.Copy !req
637. The Esplanade now.Copy !req
638. I wish for Carmine's own sake he'd ease off.Copy !req
639. Why don't you tell him that?Copy !req
640. He's so easily upset these days.Copy !req
641. His teeth.Copy !req
642. I'll tell you, that restaurant thing didn't help.Copy !req
643. He hurt my appraiser.
What was I supposed to do?Copy !req
644. It's on page four
of the boss manual, John. Jesus!Copy !req
645. You're preaching to the choir, Tony.Copy !req
646. You don't even wanna hear
how many of his decisions...Copy !req
647. end up lightening my pockets.Copy !req
648. Why you telling me all this, John?Copy !req
649. Because at heart,
I know you're a pragmatist.Copy !req
650. As I am.Copy !req
651. I'm telling you now...Copy !req
652. Carmine won't bend.Copy !req
653. And I just told you, I won't.Copy !req
654. If Carmine's health were bad...Copy !req
655. if something were to happen to him,
God forbid...Copy !req
656. all of this unpleasantness would just...Copy !req
657. John, Carmine's fine.Copy !req
658. Yes. He's very healthy.Copy !req
659. Thank God.Copy !req
660. Call me.Copy !req
661. Holy shit.Copy !req
662. As soon as we get off this barge,
I never wanna see you again.Copy !req
663. - Yes?
- Tonight?Copy !req
664. No.Copy !req
665. You're home early.Copy !req
666. What are you watching?Copy !req
667. How to Marry a Millionaire.Copy !req
668. Do I have a fever?Copy !req
669. Maybe. A little.Copy !req
670. - You want some Advil?
- I took some.Copy !req
671. I talked to Meadow this morning.Copy !req
672. She left for her ski trip.Copy !req
673. She's a good kid, Carm.Copy !req
674. She hates my guts, Tony.Copy !req
675. She doesn't hate you.Copy !req
676. She's gonna call you.Copy !req
677. Come on, you know how that works.Copy !req
678. Finn will go.Copy !req
679. She'll forget all about him
in a couple of weeks.Copy !req
680. In a few years she'll find somebody else,
settle down.Copy !req
681. Maybe she won't, who knows.Copy !req
682. She can do whatever she wants.Copy !req
683. She's becoming a wonderful woman, Carm.Copy !req
684. Smart, beautiful...Copy !req
685. independent woman that you created.Copy !req
686. Isn't that what you dreamed about?Copy !req
687. Yes.Copy !req