1. And now, the news.Copy !req
2. You wanna take it for a test drive?Copy !req
3. Last week we talked
about you feeling like the sad clown.Copy !req
4. What's going on now?Copy !req
5. Well, I had a dream the other night...Copy !req
6. I was riding in a Cadillac,
like my father used to have.Copy !req
7. Carmela was driving,
and I was in the back passenger seat.Copy !req
8. Sitting next to me was Gloria.Copy !req
9. In front of me, sitting next to Carmela,
was a business associate of mine.Copy !req
10. He's the one whose son had the accident.Copy !req
11. I don't know where we were going. No place.Copy !req
12. 'Cause we never seemed to get anywhere.Copy !req
13. Kinda like this therapy.Copy !req
14. And it was hot in the car, it was stuffy.Copy !req
15. There was no air-conditioning.Copy !req
16. That's all of it.Copy !req
17. Oh, and...Copy !req
18. my friend had a caterpillar on his head.Copy !req
19. It turned into a butterfly.Copy !req
20. Has your friend recently changed?Copy !req
21. Not a friend. Associate.Copy !req
22. - And no.
- What do you think the dream means?Copy !req
23. Can't you tell me
what the fucking thing means?Copy !req
24. I mean, you obviously know.Copy !req
25. Why do we have to go through
this exercise every time?Copy !req
26. I don't obviously know.
I didn't have the dream.Copy !req
27. The meaning is elicited
through verbalization.Copy !req
28. And the gehoxtahagen is framed
up by the ramistan.Copy !req
29. Okay. Your wife...Copy !req
30. your mistress, a business associate, you...Copy !req
31. all in the same car.Copy !req
32. - Your father's car.
- With my wife driving...Copy !req
33. which, if my father were alive...Copy !req
34. he wouldn't have stood
for two fucking seconds.Copy !req
35. I hear anger.Copy !req
36. No, I'm just saying,
the old guys were different.Copy !req
37. - Men in the front, wives in the back.
- You like that arrangement?Copy !req
38. Actually, I think the wife
should ride in a little cart behind the car.Copy !req
39. Like in the cartoons.Copy !req
40. Like behind Noah's Ark,
there's a little boat with the skunks.Copy !req
41. So wives are skunks?Copy !req
42. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, it's a fucking joke.Copy !req
43. Does it have to be
like a cancer hospital in here?Copy !req
44. - But Carmela is in control in the dream.
- Why? 'Cause she's driving?Copy !req
45. Whatever's gone on with the other two,
you want to square it with Carmela.Copy !req
46. - Why?
- That's what we need to find out.Copy !req
47. Freud says dreams are wishes.Copy !req
48. Dreams are wishes?Copy !req
49. I thought you said that dreams
represent repressed urges and—Copy !req
50. - It depends.
- I oughta quit this fucking therapy.Copy !req
51. "Maybe it's this, maybe it's that."
Maybe it's a fungule!Copy !req
52. What about impulse control?
I been sitting in this chair for four years...Copy !req
53. and nothing's been done about that!Copy !req
54. And it leads me to make mistakes
at my work!Copy !req
55. What good did you do me with that?Copy !req
56. - Let's get back to the dream.
- Oh, fuck the dream, it's just a dream.Copy !req
57. Jesus Christ, the money I spend here,
I could've bought a Ferrari.Copy !req
58. At least I would've got a blowjob out of that!Copy !req
59. - What do you mean?
- Please.Copy !req
60. Don't get me started.Copy !req
61. I think you're glossing over the significant
accomplishments we've made in here.Copy !req
62. "My mother would come
when she looked at a pot roast."Copy !req
63. "Oh, you're second in the birthing order."Copy !req
64. "Oh, Carmela's driving the car,
how fucking interesting."Copy !req
65. When you first came here,
you were clinically depressed.Copy !req
66. You suffered from panic attacks
that put your life in danger.Copy !req
67. There's been significant relief
in both those areas.Copy !req
68. You're right, but...Copy !req
69. I mean, come on.Copy !req
70. I've been coming here four years now.Copy !req
71. I've been a good sport.Copy !req
72. Sophia! Your jacket.Copy !req
73. You're just getting over a cold, come on.Copy !req
74. I miss you so much.Copy !req
75. I'd be with you right now
if it wasn't for the kids.Copy !req
76. We want a 40-percent position
in your HUD business.Copy !req
77. 'Cause I bent on the other thing, you're
entitled to reach into my pocket on this?Copy !req
78. That was a gesture of goodwill.Copy !req
79. We've been down this road before.
We share Zellman.Copy !req
80. Therefore, any of the fruits of Zellman,
we're entitled to.Copy !req
81. - We done here?
- Fucking Ralph.Copy !req
82. Where's your point man on this thing?Copy !req
83. - He missed his drops this week.
- I don't know. Maybe you can tell me.Copy !req
84. About what we expected.Copy !req
85. Blooming Onion. Cool.Copy !req
86. The steak with the toothpick is Daddy's,
he likes it still mooing.Copy !req
87. I saw on CNBC
that Outback's profitability is—Copy !req
88. Excuse me.Copy !req
89. - Dad?
- Wait, sit.Copy !req
90. Sit and eat. It's a sin to waste good food.Copy !req
91. Try the mushrooms. I don't know what
they do to them, but they're delicious.Copy !req
92. I'm all right.Copy !req
93. The kids are fed.Copy !req
94. Thank you.Copy !req
95. - What did you do with the cake today?
- Cake?Copy !req
96. Your daughter saw it in the back of your car.Copy !req
97. She told me about it
when I picked her up from practice.Copy !req
98. I took it to Karen's grave.Copy !req
99. I buried it.Copy !req
100. Today was our anniversary.Copy !req
101. Fourteen years.Copy !req
102. I wish you would've told me about it
before I picked up the steaks from Outback.Copy !req
103. The sides alone were over $30.Copy !req
104. How often do you go to the grave?Copy !req
105. Every day. That's what I miss the most,
talking to her.Copy !req
106. Believe me, Bobby, I know.
I lost both my parents.Copy !req
107. It's very easy for people
to give facile advice:Copy !req
108. "Suck it up, move on," etc.Copy !req
109. I'm not gonna tell you that.
Grieving is a process.Copy !req
110. Sometimes courage isn't a value.Copy !req
111. Tony.Copy !req
112. - Hello?
- Look...Copy !req
113. let's not let this get out of hand.Copy !req
114. We've been doing good business
for a while now.Copy !req
115. Carmine agrees. I agree.Copy !req
116. Forty percent is not gonna happen.
We all know it.Copy !req
117. I'm willing to go five and a half.Copy !req
118. - Hello?
- Not acceptable.Copy !req
119. This guy who does
the housing appraisals for Tony—Copy !req
120. "Vic the Appraiser," they call him.Copy !req
121. I want you to pay a visit
to this Polack Tony Soprano's...Copy !req
122. got doing phony house appraisals.Copy !req
123. Vic the Appraiser.Copy !req
124. Make this guy understand
that he's gonna be working for us...Copy !req
125. on these shithole houses
we bought in Jersey.Copy !req
126. You got it.Copy !req
127. Why did he get her a cake? She died.Copy !req
128. Go back to bed.Copy !req
129. Nicky Ghilardi said mommy's ghost
is gonna come back and haunt us.Copy !req
130. There's no such things as ghosts.Copy !req
131. The cake?Copy !req
132. Maybe it was for the nuns.Copy !req
133. Sometimes, when I'm walking down
the hallway, I can smell her hair.Copy !req
134. Well, maybe if we did something bad,
she'd haunt us for our own good.Copy !req
135. There's nothing to be scared of.
Go back to bed.Copy !req
136. Tony's pretty hot...Copy !req
137. that you didn't counteroffer.Copy !req
138. God forbid, if this gets really bad...Copy !req
139. there could be a change.Copy !req
140. Tony?Copy !req
141. Suffice to say, no matter what happens now,
or in the future...Copy !req
142. Carmine won't forget you.Copy !req
143. And as far as us talking like this...Copy !req
144. It's just because we're old friends.Copy !req
145. And I know I can blow off
a little steam with you.Copy !req
146. Cheaper than a bartender.Copy !req
147. I'm only trying to bring
good relations between the families...Copy !req
148. as I always do and always will.Copy !req
149. No matter what happens or who's in charge.Copy !req
150. If it's me, God forbid...Copy !req
151. or whoever.Copy !req
152. - Hey, Branca. How you doing?
- Hello.Copy !req
153. - Is he around?
- Shaving.Copy !req
154. - How's your boss?
- Shaving his face.Copy !req
155. No, your employer there, Miss Kirilenko?Copy !req
156. Fine.Copy !req
157. Reason I'm asking is
'cause we didn't get the bill.Copy !req
158. - Here he is.
- I've fucking had it.Copy !req
159. - With what?
- Everything.Copy !req
160. - Did you offer my nephew something?
- I'm a registered nurse.Copy !req
161. - Not maid.
- Did you offer him an aspirin?Copy !req
162. Cunt.Copy !req
163. What's with you?Copy !req
164. This fucking competency hearing.Copy !req
165. Delayed twice,
and now it's coming up on Friday.Copy !req
166. I don't know whether to chill the champagne
or shit in my pants.Copy !req
167. It's gonna be...Copy !req
168. You got shaving cream all over you.Copy !req
169. Don't you wash yourself off?Copy !req
170. - It's over here, too.
- Yeah, it's that fucking lighting upstairs.Copy !req
171. If Bobby put in the right wattage...Copy !req
172. All right, listen.Copy !req
173. We found out where the jurors meet every
day before they're bused to the courthouse.Copy !req
174. Now if this mental competency thing
don't work—Copy !req
175. I don't wanna talk about it.Copy !req
176. So, what is the story there with you two?Copy !req
177. He's a great guy.
He's just still very much in mourning.Copy !req
178. We're stuck at platonic.Copy !req
179. Well, Karen was a wonderful person.Copy !req
180. I'm sure God must have his reasons...Copy !req
181. but sometimes you have to wonder.Copy !req
182. Well, I'm sure she was as good as gold,
but he's developing a psychosis.Copy !req
183. Her clothes are still in the closet.Copy !req
184. And yesterday he bought her a cake
for their anniversary...Copy !req
185. and he buried it at her grave.Copy !req
186. What? At her grave?Copy !req
187. God forbid that I should say something,
because I would be perceived as a harpy...Copy !req
188. coming between
him and his dead, idealized wife.Copy !req
189. Listen, you,
don't make any plans for Sunday.Copy !req
190. The Baccilieris are coming over.
Make those kids feel welcome.Copy !req
191. - Bobby Junior? The kid's like 11.
- I don't ask you to do chore one!Copy !req
192. You can go without seeing Devin
and your friends for one night.Copy !req
193. Yeah, we were supposed to study.
But I guess you don't care about that.Copy !req
194. Vic!Copy !req
195. You don't return Johnny's phone calls?Copy !req
196. What did you say?Copy !req
197. I'm only the appraiser!Copy !req
198. Now, let me appraise you of this.Copy !req
199. Be at the Red Chimney on Route 3,
9:00 tomorrow morning...Copy !req
200. ready to go to work
for Johnny and Carmine.Copy !req
201. Victor's scared now.Copy !req
202. - Nobody knows where he is.
- Look, it's a bluff.Copy !req
203. They don't wanna start a separate operation.Copy !req
204. You know the costs that are involved
in a HUD scam?Copy !req
205. You got the appraiser, the poverty pimp.Copy !req
206. They want in on a going thing.Copy !req
207. You want me to pay a visit
to Johnny Sack's guys?Copy !req
208. Just say the word.Copy !req
209. You know what?Copy !req
210. - I'm not gonna go fucking ballistic.
- All due respect, T.Copy !req
211. Throwing your appraiser a beating
was a provocation to you directly.Copy !req
212. There he is.Copy !req
213. You tell him to stop beeping that horn,
or I'm gonna shove it up his fucking ass!Copy !req
214. - All right, Sil.
- Enjoy the game.Copy !req
215. - I'll see you, Tony.
- All right, Vit'.Copy !req
216. You ever talk to Beansie
down there in Florida?Copy !req
217. Now and then.Copy !req
218. Does he ever run
into Carmine's son down in Miami?Copy !req
219. I'll be on my cell if you need me.Copy !req
220. Beansie tells me...Copy !req
221. - he sees Little Carmine all the time.
- Well, maybe Beansie can feel him out.Copy !req
222. See if he's receptive to a meet with me.Copy !req
223. Maybe we can work this shit out,
if he talks to his old man.Copy !req
224. Beansie's gotta happen to run into him.Copy !req
225. Not like we're asking.Copy !req
226. Yeah, it was pretty cool.Copy !req
227. Look at that.Copy !req
228. Just stuffed artichokes.Copy !req
229. No cactus for me.Copy !req
230. You're not Italian if you don't like artichoke.Copy !req
231. So what, Mike Piazza
eats nothing but artichokes?Copy !req
232. I mean, that's dicked up.Copy !req
233. All right.Copy !req
234. I like rice. Maybe I'm Chinese.Copy !req
235. - A.J.
- You, too, Bobby.Copy !req
236. How'd you like it if Oriental kids
were making fun of you?Copy !req
237. I'll get it.Copy !req
238. - You want an artichoke, Bobby Junior?
- No.Copy !req
239. - It's dinnertime.
- You sure, B.J.?Copy !req
240. - You're really missing out.
- I said already.Copy !req
241. Hi, Mrs. Soprano.Copy !req
242. Everybody, this is Devin.Copy !req
243. - Would you like something to eat?
- No, thank you, I'll just wait inside.Copy !req
244. She tell you who I saw
at Schantz's Hardware last week?Copy !req
245. Oh, God, do you have to tell
every person you run into?Copy !req
246. I'll put an end to the mystery right now.
Connie Francis.Copy !req
247. Excuse me.Copy !req
248. She was looking at recessed lighting.Copy !req
249. I put in recessed lighting. But I'm sorry now.Copy !req
250. - Hello?
- Tony, it's me.Copy !req
251. Hey, how you doing?Copy !req
252. Fine fettle. Listen, I spoke to our friend.Copy !req
253. The son. He seemed very receptive.Copy !req
254. Tuesday night.Copy !req
255. We'll meet down here in Florida.Copy !req
256. We'll pick a place later.Copy !req
257. I got my stepdaughter
and her friends this weekend.Copy !req
258. I'm gonna have to bring them along.Copy !req
259. Okay, good. Thanks.Copy !req
260. Somebody will call you.Copy !req
261. Where is Anthony?Copy !req
262. He went upstairs with that girl.Copy !req
263. You two come with me.Copy !req
264. That door is not supposed to be closed.Copy !req
265. We were studying.Copy !req
266. - Is this how you treat your guests?
- My guests?Copy !req
267. You invited them.Copy !req
268. These kids just lost their mom.
Could you give them a little time?Copy !req
269. - You know how much Little Bobby likes you.
- Now what am l, daycare?Copy !req
270. You must have a million games in here.Copy !req
271. Clue, Monopoly.
Help them pick something out.Copy !req
272. Come on in, kids.
A.J.'s gonna help you find a game.Copy !req
273. Spirit...Copy !req
274. speak to me.Copy !req
275. Is Bobby Junior gay?Copy !req
276. Now, do it again for real,
like last time with the dead little baby.Copy !req
277. Quit messing around.Copy !req
278. Okay, serious.Copy !req
279. Spirits, identify yourself.Copy !req
280. - You're forcing it again.
- Shut up!Copy !req
281. Do you think it's my mom?Copy !req
282. Probably not. It's not people you know.Copy !req
283. - Will you do it with me, Devin?
- Okay.Copy !req
284. Spirit. Do you know Karen Baccilieri?Copy !req
285. Is she making new friends in heaven?Copy !req
286. - Maybe we should play something else.
- This is stupid. Let's play Clue.Copy !req
287. You're just a scared little baby.Copy !req
288. I'm not scared. I have this game at home.Copy !req
289. I used to play it all the time...Copy !req
290. until it got boring.Copy !req
291. How about we try
and contact the dead for real?Copy !req
292. Just heard from our friend.Copy !req
293. The other guy'll sit down.
I'm going on Tuesday.Copy !req
294. - Want me there?
- I was thinking of bringing Paulie down.Copy !req
295. Face time with you could be what he needs.Copy !req
296. - He's on the rag lately.
- Then I decided against it.Copy !req
297. The other day,
we were talking about Florida.Copy !req
298. - I noticed you clammed up around Paulie.
- You did, too.Copy !req
299. It occurred to me
that maybe Paulie's the one...Copy !req
300. telling our friend in New York
all our business.Copy !req
301. - Somebody had to pass along that fat joke.
- He was in Youngstown at the time.Copy !req
302. - In the can.
- What, people can't visit him?Copy !req
303. Jesus, you believe this shit?Copy !req
304. We're talking about fucking Paulie here.Copy !req
305. For now, he's got no reason
to know about the trip.Copy !req
306. - Nobody's got a reason to know.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
307. It's on a need-to-know basis.Copy !req
308. And get this fucking appraiser
working again.Copy !req
309. I got houses just sitting there.Copy !req
310. You got to hold hands.Copy !req
311. And nobody let go.Copy !req
312. The most important thing...Copy !req
313. is that you keep your eyes closed
during the ceremony...Copy !req
314. because if you open them,
whatever spirits we're speaking to...Copy !req
315. will permanently remain trapped
between worlds forever.Copy !req
316. Everybody's eyes shut?Copy !req
317. Oh, great spirit from beyond.Copy !req
318. Reveal yourself.Copy !req
319. Give us a sign of your presence.Copy !req
320. - Keep laughing if you think it's funny.
- It was you.Copy !req
321. - You hear that?
- What?Copy !req
322. - I heard it.
- Me, too.Copy !req
323. Wait.Copy !req
324. I see a...Copy !req
325. gray mist...Copy !req
326. - with little specks of light.
- That's what I'm seeing, too.Copy !req
327. Wait.Copy !req
328. I see somebody. An old man.Copy !req
329. Spirit from another dimension,
can you reveal yourself?Copy !req
330. What?Copy !req
331. - What's that?
- How come he's only talking to you?Copy !req
332. Because I'm the oldest,
and closest to the afterlife.Copy !req
333. You're a sea captain?Copy !req
334. Captain Jacobus? What?Copy !req
335. He says it's a terrible storm.
It's raining where you are?Copy !req
336. Waves are smashing against the boat?Copy !req
337. He's here!Copy !req
338. Oh, Jesus Christ, they'll kill me.Copy !req
339. What's going on?Copy !req
340. Oh, my God, what happened?Copy !req
341. Nothing, we were just playing.Copy !req
342. We were playing Ouija board.
And then A.J. did this séance.Copy !req
343. Dad, I want to go home.Copy !req
344. Soph', it's just a Ouija board.Copy !req
345. She's just scared.Copy !req
346. It's okay, honey, Daddy's here.Copy !req
347. This is your idea of fun?
You scared these kids half to death!Copy !req
348. I didn't do anything. He freaked out.Copy !req
349. - Why's your shirt all wet?
- Bobby, look, he had a sponge.Copy !req
350. After what we just talked about,
this is what you do?Copy !req
351. You asshole.Copy !req
352. You, say good night.
You, get out of my sight.Copy !req
353. I can't remember
when I was more disappointed in you.Copy !req
354. - Good night.
- You know what?Copy !req
355. He locked me in the garage
at the guy with the ponytail's house.Copy !req
356. Bobby, I don't even know what to say.
I am so embarrassed.Copy !req
357. Part of growing up, don't worry about it.Copy !req
358. I'm only the appraiser!Copy !req
359. What do you think?
You could hide from us?Copy !req
360. Tony bought three more houses
that need appraisals.Copy !req
361. I can't. I told you, please.
Johnny and Carmine's guys, they hurt me.Copy !req
362. That's nothing
compared to what we're gonna do, Victor.Copy !req
363. So go back inside, get your appraising shit,
and start appraising.Copy !req
364. Did you like the movie?Copy !req
365. What's the matter?Copy !req
366. You went to the cemetery today, didn't you?Copy !req
367. How do you know?Copy !req
368. 'Cause you got cemetery mud
on your shoes.Copy !req
369. Mud? What are you,
Marge Hingenbrender now?Copy !req
370. What do you know about the mud?
You been spying on me?Copy !req
371. What, I can't go to the cemetery?
I got to get permission from you?Copy !req
372. We're talking about you. Not me.Copy !req
373. You know, the grave and the funeral...Copy !req
374. It's never ending.
You don't want to let it go.Copy !req
375. - Did you even pay the funeral bill yet?
- I'm never gonna pay him.Copy !req
376. Son of a bitch put an extra 15 pounds
on Karen when they did her up.Copy !req
377. This dispute with the bill is morbid clinging.Copy !req
378. This is exactly what I mean,
we have a nice evening...Copy !req
379. and we end up talking about your dead wife.Copy !req
380. - You invited me.
- The other night at Tony's...Copy !req
381. your kids were trying to contact Karen
on a Ouija board.Copy !req
382. What do you expect?
You're talking to a headstone.Copy !req
383. - She's my wife.
- She's dead, and I'm here.Copy !req
384. - Shut the fuck up.
- You shut the fuck up.Copy !req
385. Tony, it's Svetlana.Copy !req
386. I've just received the brooch.Copy !req
387. I want to thank you.Copy !req
388. - I don't know why I deserve it, but—
- No, I don't want to hear that.Copy !req
389. I want you to keep it.Copy !req
390. I'm gonna keep it, don't worry.Copy !req
391. Diamonds like this...Copy !req
392. It's a very nice gift. Very sweet.Copy !req
393. And what happened between us...Copy !req
394. it was nice, too.Copy !req
395. Okay, well...Copy !req
396. That's it, then?Copy !req
397. These things happen, and then life goes on.Copy !req
398. Are you sure? Because...Copy !req
399. if you ever want to talk,
or you ever need anything—Copy !req
400. No, it's all right.Copy !req
401. Thank you for the brooch.Copy !req
402. Broke a woman's heart.
Told her I couldn't see her no more.Copy !req
403. Sad, but there was no getting around it.Copy !req
404. - Who is she?
- Takes care of my uncle.Copy !req
405. Runs an elder care agency.Copy !req
406. She took care of my mother, too.Copy !req
407. - Your former girlfriend's cousin?
- That one, yeah.Copy !req
408. - Is she your current cumare?
- No, some brief fling kind of thing.Copy !req
409. You know, after a while,
I felt like I had to cut off her leg.Copy !req
410. Not leg, affair.Copy !req
411. - Did I say leg?
- Why did you cut it off?Copy !req
412. Jesus, I am married.Copy !req
413. - What happened?
- I bought her the...Copy !req
414. It's this diamond pin
that I send to every woman when I'm...Copy !req
415. easing out the door,
I'm such a fucking prick.Copy !req
416. You know what?Copy !req
417. This is all bullshit.Copy !req
418. It was she who gave me my walking papers.Copy !req
419. - You believe that?
- What I meant was that—Copy !req
420. You know why
she didn't want to see me anymore?Copy !req
421. She said that I was high maintenance.Copy !req
422. And this is after all the time and
all the money and all the fucking Prozac...Copy !req
423. and all the fucking cocksucking,
motherfucking dream interpretations.Copy !req
424. And she says she didn't want to prop me up.Copy !req
425. And this from a broad
that walks around on crutches half the time.Copy !req
426. Nice?Copy !req
427. Do you agree
with her characterization of you?Copy !req
428. I'm a miserable prick.
I've said this since day one.Copy !req
429. And you're no longer interested
in changing?Copy !req
430. In finding a way out?Copy !req
431. No, I guess not.Copy !req
432. I said this last time.
You just didn't want to hear it.Copy !req
433. You're paying me for my honest opinion.Copy !req
434. You should be in therapy.Copy !req
435. All this fucking self-knowledge,
what the fuck has it gotten me?Copy !req
436. Okay, maybe it got me some shit
in the beginning.Copy !req
437. Some leadership strategies.Copy !req
438. All we do now is sit around half the time...Copy !req
439. shooting the breeze about philosophy,
the Italians, my uncle Eckley.Copy !req
440. I try to keep the focus on the work.Copy !req
441. So when it goes off, it's my fault?
Okay, fine, I accept that.Copy !req
442. You know what she says?Copy !req
443. This broad...Copy !req
444. she's from Russia, dirt poor.Copy !req
445. She had some kind of osocarma disease
in her leg when she was nine.Copy !req
446. She says that nowhere else in the world
do people expect to be happy...Copy !req
447. except for here in this country,
and still we're not.Copy !req
448. And we got everything.Copy !req
449. And when we're not, what do we do?
We go to shrinks.Copy !req
450. For what, $6 or $7 a minute?Copy !req
451. There's some truth to what she says.Copy !req
452. But should that be a source of shame?Copy !req
453. That when the desperate struggle
for food and shelter is finally behind us...Copy !req
454. we can turn our attention...Copy !req
455. to other sources of pain and truth?Copy !req
456. "Pain and truth."Copy !req
457. Come on,
I'm a fat fucking crook from New Jersey.Copy !req
458. Now that the panic attacks
and the baseline depression...Copy !req
459. have been dealt with,
the real work can begin.Copy !req
460. - I knew you'd say something like that.
- Because it's true.Copy !req
461. When we're not constantly
having to put out fires...Copy !req
462. we can really delve into who you are...Copy !req
463. and what you're really after
in your very brief time on this earth.Copy !req
464. I'm sorry.Copy !req
465. I don't want to do this anymore.Copy !req
466. And you can say that I'm running away.Copy !req
467. But I've been here
longer than I thought I'd stay.Copy !req
468. Longer than anybody ever thought I'd stay.Copy !req
469. And you know what?
I get no appreciation for it.Copy !req
470. You've shown a lot of courage.Copy !req
471. I commend you on that.Copy !req
472. Thank you for the commendation and adios.Copy !req
473. Look, no fault, no foul.Copy !req
474. I appreciate everything you've done for me.Copy !req
475. Come to your next appointment.
One more time.Copy !req
476. You'll cover my $300-a-week in no time
with some other mortadella.Copy !req
477. All right, I shouldn't have said that.Copy !req
478. Look, you saved my life in the beginning...Copy !req
479. and for all the times
I came on like an asshole, I'm very sorry.Copy !req
480. You've got my number
if you change your mind.Copy !req
481. And if you begin to feel
any of the old feelings, you need to call me.Copy !req
482. So, what's customary?
I mean, do we shake hands?Copy !req
483. How about a diamond pin?Copy !req
484. Okay, well...Copy !req
485. Goodbye.Copy !req
486. You've reached Doctor Elliot Kupferberg.Copy !req
487. Please leave a message
at the sound of the beep.Copy !req
488. If this is an emergency...Copy !req
489. you can reach me at 973-555-7089.Copy !req
490. Guess who's no longer a patient of mine.Copy !req
491. Calling all cars.Copy !req
492. His user name had 666.Copy !req
493. That means Satan.Copy !req
494. I was gonna park in that spot.Copy !req
495. Ball breaker, welcome to Miami.Copy !req
496. Mr. Melvoin, I've read your application
for dismissal...Copy !req
497. on the grounds of mental incompetence.Copy !req
498. And I've reviewed
the findings of the doctors in this matter.Copy !req
499. Frankly, they were unmoved
by Mr. Soprano's performance.Copy !req
500. Your Honor, to couch it as a performance—Copy !req
501. It's their opinion
that he understands the charges...Copy !req
502. and that he's more than competent
to participate in his own defense.Copy !req
503. I'd like another round of testing.Copy !req
504. Your Honor...Copy !req
505. I didn't come all this way
to stop this trial now.Copy !req
506. Court will convene on Monday at 9:30
to continue proceedings.Copy !req
507. Your Honor, please.Copy !req
508. Since his injury, I have not had
a single conversation with Mr. Soprano...Copy !req
509. in which we've related
on any meaningful level.Copy !req
510. Feel free to take that up on appeal.Copy !req
511. Fuck!Copy !req
512. We'll get to a juror. We're working very hard.Copy !req
513. Hello?Copy !req
514. Bobby, hi. What's up?Copy !req
515. I was just doing housework. Why?Copy !req
516. Is everything all right?Copy !req
517. Oh, my God.Copy !req
518. Tell me about it.Copy !req
519. Got home tonight. Kids were kind of quiet.Copy !req
520. Then bedtime, all hell broke loose.Copy !req
521. Crying, wouldn't be left alone.Copy !req
522. Sophia, especially.Copy !req
523. They've been playing
with that goddamn Ouija board again.Copy !req
524. - Oh, no.
- They were trying to contact Karen.Copy !req
525. What?Copy !req
526. I don't know what to say, Bobby.Copy !req
527. I came over this afternoon
with some pound cake.Copy !req
528. I saw it.Copy !req
529. I heard them in his room
with that Ouija board.Copy !req
530. I thought, "This is not good."Copy !req
531. But then after the other night,
I didn't want to overstep my bounds.Copy !req
532. It's my fault.Copy !req
533. You're under a lot of stress.
You're a single dad.Copy !req
534. No, you were right. It's bad for them.Copy !req
535. - It's unwholesome.
- You want me to go up?Copy !req
536. I think they're asleep. Finally.Copy !req
537. I had to read to Sophia for like an hour.Copy !req
538. She couldn't even handle a Nancy Drew,
it was too mysterious.Copy !req
539. - Go ahead.
- It's just...Copy !req
540. The dead have nothing to say to us, Bobby.Copy !req
541. It's our own narcissism
that makes us think they even care.Copy !req
542. It does get better with time.Copy !req
543. Did you get anything to eat at least?
Can I fix you something?Copy !req
544. No, it's too much trouble.Copy !req
545. No, it's not. I'm starving, too.Copy !req
546. There's probably something in here.Copy !req
547. Karen's ziti?Copy !req
548. It's the last one she made.Copy !req
549. And it was like 300 degrees
in that Minnie Mouse head?Copy !req
550. So I took it off, you know?
I was gonna have a cigarette.Copy !req
551. - And some kid took a picture of me.
- Come on, girls.Copy !req
552. These gentlemen have things to discuss.
Let's go.Copy !req
553. Okay. Thanks.Copy !req
554. - Nice meeting you guys.
- We'll see you at the bar later.Copy !req
555. Look, Carmine.Copy !req
556. You basically know what's going on
with your dad and Johnny...Copy !req
557. and us over in Jersey.Copy !req
558. First let me say, I understand.Copy !req
559. I appreciate the respect
you're showing me by coming here...Copy !req
560. and reaching out to me at this time.Copy !req
561. Always.Copy !req
562. I will also go on record as saying...Copy !req
563. I know my old man
can be a tough nut to crack.Copy !req
564. I don't want to crack nuts, but I will.Copy !req
565. I feel the anger.Copy !req
566. When I try, for the second time...Copy !req
567. on a separate issue entirely,
to reach an accommodation...Copy !req
568. and he don't even make a counteroffer,
where's his respect?Copy !req
569. I don't know what kind of advice
he's getting from Johnny.Copy !req
570. Johnny's always usually
a voice of moderation.Copy !req
571. Me and him, we get along good.Copy !req
572. So, all due respect,
let's not jump in and blame Johnny.Copy !req
573. True. John's a pragmatist.Copy !req
574. But he's also a greedy motherfucker.Copy !req
575. He lives above his head a little.Copy !req
576. I am reminded
of Louis the Whatever's finance minister:Copy !req
577. De-something. He built this chateau.Copy !req
578. Nicole and I saw it when we went to Paris.Copy !req
579. It even outshone Versailles,
where the king lived.Copy !req
580. In the end, Louis clapped him in irons.Copy !req
581. Look, Tony.Copy !req
582. All I can promise you is, I will look into it.Copy !req
583. I understand you got to try to feel out
your old man so he don't give you 'a mazz'...Copy !req
584. you know, for sticking your nose in.Copy !req
585. I haven't been afraid of my father
for quite some time.Copy !req
586. Fair enough.Copy !req
587. But, Carmine, bear in mind,
he came onto my turf.Copy !req
588. He tried to recruit my mulignon.Copy !req
589. And worse, he roughed up my appraiser.Copy !req
590. If the proper response is not forthcoming
in a business-like time frame...Copy !req
591. my next move
will not be further conversation.Copy !req
592. I get it.Copy !req
593. You should know that my next call
will be to Johnny Sack...Copy !req
594. to let him know that we talked.Copy !req
595. He shouldn't feel blind-sided.Copy !req
596. Hello?Copy !req
597. I'm here for the masoner job.Copy !req
598. Me no speak the English.Copy !req
599. Mi dispiace.Copy !req