The Sopranos 4x10

1. Ah, there ain't no bear back there.

2. Feel it!

3. Well, the way I feel right now,

4. I'd like to meet a bear.

5. What would you do if you did meet him?

6. Oh, that bear would have just as much chance as this pork chop.

7. Where you boys all going? It ain't over.

8. Somebody's going to get something they ain't expecting.

9. Have a bite.

10. Look out, here he comes!

11. WHERE'S FURIO?

12. OH, HE COULDN'T GET A FLIGHT OUT OF ROME IN TIME, SO I'M DRIVING AGAIN TODAY.

13. COME ON IN, HE'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.

14. NO COFFEE. I GOTTA GO. OK?

15. DO TO YOUR HAIR?

16. I CUT IT. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

17. SOMETHIN' TO YOUR HAIR.

18. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF IT?

19. IT'S SHORT.

20. GOOD, HE EATS HIS CARROTS.

21. MAKES YOU LOOK YOUNGER.

22. BENNY'S WAITING FOR YOU.

23. ALL RIGHT. WELL, HERE.

24. You fat honeydripper.

25. Come up with the rest of our money,

26. or I'll strip the lard off your ugly—

27. Pretty.

28. Pretty, pretty.

29. Pretty, pretty, pretty.

30. COSETTE? COME ON, MOMMY.

31. LET'S GO FOR A WALK.

32. COSETTE.

33. WHERE'S THE DOG?

34. YOU SHUT THE T.V. ?

35. WHERE'S THE DOG?

36. OH, MY GOD! COSETTE.

37. WHAT?

38. CHRISTOPHER!

39. SHE'S NOT BREATHING. HER NECK FEELS BROKEN.

40. WHAT THE FUCK?

41. OH, MY GOD, SHE'S DEAD!

42. I FELL ASLEEP.

43. WHAT?

44. SHE MUST'VE CRAWLED UNDER THERE FOR WARMTH.

45. ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?

46. YOU FUCKING KILLED HER!

47. I DIDN'T KILL HER. I MUST HAVE SAT ON HER.

48. OH, JESUS.

49. OH, MY POOR BABY.

50. I'M SORRY.

51. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

52. SAYING SHE SHOULDN'T BE ON THE FURNITURE?

53. IT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE FUCKIN' HIGH, CHRISTOPHER.

54. YOU AND YOUR FUCKIN' SMACK! FUCK!

55. LIFESTYLE.

56. I'LL GET YOU ANOTHER DOG.

57. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER DOG!

58. 4 IN THE SIDE.

59. ONE UP THE ASS.

60. OHHH!

61. SO NOBODY'S HEARD FROM RALPH?

62. I'M STARTIN' TO WORRY, TON'.

63. I'LL CALL HIM AGAIN.

64. TRY THE GAY MAN'S CHOIR.

65. HAVIN' TRYOUTS TODAY.

66. 3 BALL, FAR CORNER.

67. SON OF A BITCH!

68. HEY, CHRISSY.

69. WHERE YOU BEEN?

70. FOR YOU OUTSIDE, TON'. UH, U.P.S.

71. WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

72. HE'S CALLIN' RALPH.

73. Leave a message and leave your phone number.

74. With my schedule, I cannot look up phone numbers.

75. ANSWERING MACHINE, AGAIN.

76. YOU'RE UP, T.

77. HOW YOU DOIN' ? FEELIN' ALL RIGHT?

78. ME? YEAH, GREAT.

79. OH, FUCK.

80. WHAT'S THAT, TON' ?

81. THAT'S TONY AND RALPH'S HORSE, PIE-O-MY.

82. WHERE YOU GOIN', TON? YOUR SHOT.

83. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' ?

84. THAT'S A FORFEIT. THAT'S OUR MONEY.

85. Bing.

86. FUCKIN' PICTURE.

87. WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT TO—

88. You hear me? Burn it!

89. FUCKIN' THING AGAIN!

90. WHAT?

91. WHAT'S WITH RALPH? FUCKIN' BERMUDA TRIANGLE?

92. KID. HE'S PROBABLY DOWN IN THE BUNKER.

93. I'LL TELL YOU. IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER

94. WE'RE OFF THE RECORD HERE, ALBERT.

95. WE'RE OFF THE RECORD?

96. IT'S TONY.

97. WHAT? AM I WRONG?

98. HONESTLY? I DON'T KNOW.

99. TAKE A LEAK.

100. THIS IS BAD, MY FRIEND. I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG.

101. I WOULDN'T PISS ON THIS RALPH IF HE WAS ON FIRE.

102. OVER A HORSE? HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?

103. IF IT CAN HAPPEN TO HIM, IT CAN HAPPEN TO ANY OF US.

104. AND WHAT'S NEXT? YOU THE WRONG SHOES?

105. WHAT CAN YOU DO? TONY'S THE BOSS. CENTURIES OF TRADITION HERE.

106. EXACTLY MY POINT.

107. A FUCKIN' HORSE—

108. PULL HIS FUCKIN' PLUG.

109. TONY.

110. RONNIE, HEY, UH...

111. ME A FEW MINUTES AGO.

112. THANK YOU.

113. COME IN, COME IN, HE'S GETTING DRESSED.

114. I'LL—I'LL WAIT IN THE CAR.

115. OH.

116. WELL, WELCOME BACK.

117. I BRING PRESENTS.

118. REALLY? THAT IS SO SWEET.

119. ALSO, FOR THE GROWNUPS, UNCLE'S WINE, UH...

120. BUT IT'S COME LATER.

121. COFFEE. ARE YOU SURE?

122. THANK YOU, BUT I WAIT IN THE CAR.

123. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

124. I'M SAD FOR MY FATHER.

125. ALL RIGHT, BUT YOU GOTTA GET OVER IT.

126. AND HER EARS PERKED UP.

127. AND THERE I AM SMILIN'.

128. WHAT HAPPENED THEN?

129. STILL, I GOTTA BE THE SAD CLOWN.

130. F-FOR MY FRIENDS, MY FAMILY.

131. YOU KNOW, A BRAVE FRONT.

132. I'VE HEARD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF THIS WAY.

133. THE SAD CLOWN.

134. I'VE NEVER SEEN IT.

135. A VERY DIFFERENT PICTURE.

136. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

137. VOLATILE, PUNCHING THE WALLS.

138. COMPULSIVE GORGING ON FOOD.

139. AND BICYCLE HORN.

140. WELL, I'M SORRY.

141. MAYBE YOU'D LIKE CARMELA TO BE IN HERE, IF I'M SO FUCKIN' OBNOXIOUS.

142. WHAT I'M TRYING TO ESTABLISH

143. IS USUALLY RAGE, NOT HUMOR.

144. WELL, YOU 2 DON'T HAVE TO TROUBLE YOURSELVES. BECAUSE I DOUBLED MY DOSAGE.

145. I DON'T WANT YOU TAKING 80 MILLIGRAMS OF PROZAC.

146. YOU KICK IT UP TO 80 FOR A WEEK, 10 DAYS—

147. BACK ON THE STICK,

148. TO 40 BEFORE THE LIMP DICK THING SETS IN.

149. THAT'S INEFFECTIVE.

150. IT'S NOT A TREATMENT FOR GRIEF.

151. LET'S GET BACK TO PIE-O-MY.

152. IT'S SAD THAT YOU'VE THAT YOU LOVE.

153. THAT BEING SAID,

154. IT IS A HORSE.

155. THE MATTER WITH YOU?

156. YOU'VE BECOME THIS EMOTIONAL IN HERE,

157. IT WAS THOSE DUCKS.

158. THAT WAS DIFFERENT. DIFFERENT THING.

159. THEY WERE—THEY WERE DUCKS.

160. IS IT DIFFERENT?

161. YOU HAVEN'T GRIEVED IN THIS WAY FOR PEOPLE.

162. YOUR MOTHER, YOUR BEST FRIEND.

163. CAN'T I JUST BE SAD

164. COMPONENT TO IT?

165. WHEN IT WAS THE DUCKS, IT

166. ABOUT YOUR FAMILY, WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.

167. IT'S JUST WAY SHE DIED.

168. WHAT KIND OF FUCKIN' TOILET WORLD WE LIVE IN.

169. FAMILY, LITTLE BOY,

170. GETS SHOT WITH AN ARROW, OF BLOOD TO HIS BRAIN.

171. OH, NO.

172. 13 YEARS OLD.

173. HE'S GONNA LIVE, BUT HE'S NEVER GONNA BE RIGHT.

174. HOW AWFUL FOR THE PARENTS.

175. YEAH.

176. MY NEPHEW. LIKE I LOVE MY SON.

177. BUT I THINK HE'S GOT A DRUG PROBLEM, HEROIN.

178. SAY IT, BECAUSE I GOT

179. UP IN THIS KID.

180. THIS IS CHRISTOPHER?

181. THIS 9/11 SHIT, I DON'T KNOW. YOU KNOW, THE SHIT THAT'S GOING ON EVERYWHERE.

182. IT'S LIKE SOME FUCKIN' ASSHOLE IS STALKIN' THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE.

183. ANTHONY, DO ANY OF ABOUT ANY OF THIS?

184. I DON'T KNOW, WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT.

185. I KNOW IT'S FUCKIN' RIDICULOUS, BUT I FEEL LIKE

186. KING JR., YOU KNOW?

187. "WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?"

188. WHAT'S RIDICULOUS ABOUT IT?

189. COME ON, DON'T JERK ME OFF. THIS IS ME YOU'RE TALKING TO.

190. YOU'VE CAUSED MUCH SUFFERING YOURSELF, HAVEN'T YOU?

191. MY WIFE PRAYS TO GOD.

192. DOES THIS SHIT?

193. CARMINE LUPERTAZZI?

194. AND TONY LAST JULY?

195. NO.

196. WHAT'S THE MATTER, ADRIANA?

197. YOU AND CHRISTOPHER ARGUING?

198. IT'S A STRESSFUL TIME, RIGHT BEFORE A WEDDING.

199. GET COLD FEET.

200. HE'S FUCKING STONED ON H. ALL THE TIME, OK?

201. THERE, YOU HAPPY?

202. YOU KNOW, WE PUT YOU LIST FOR HAZELDEN.

203. THAT REHAB SHIT?

204. THAT'S WHERE ALL THE BROCHURES ARE COMING FROM? FROM YOU?

205. CONVINCE HIM HE NEEDS HELP, THAT HE SHOULD BE IN REHAB.

206. OH, LOOK AT YOU, WITH THAT LITTLE FACE.

207. THESE FLAT SCREENS? I'LL TELL YOU, NO GLARE, HIGH DEFINITION.

208. DOWN AT SEARS.

209. KARL MALDEN'S NOSE FUCKIN' B.X. CABLES.

210. VOICE MAIL AGAIN.

211. CHRISSY, WE'RE DOWN HERE WAITING FOR THE T.V.s.

212. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHIN'.

213. THE OTHER DAY, T. WITH THAT PICTURE.

214. WAS GONNA CRY.

215. WORD FROM RALPH.

216. IS THIS KID?

217. WHAT YOU WANT AROUND HERE?

218. CAN YOU DO AN 8TH OF SCAG?

219. $500.

220. YEAH, WRAP IT UP.

221. THE CAR, BITCH!

222. MOTHERFUCKER, YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

223. WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?

224. THE FUCK I'M WITH?

225. YOU AIN'T NO FUCKIN' COP, THAT'S FOR SURE.

226. TO DO WITH THAT, BITCH?

227. MOTHER'S TWAT!

228. AH, GODDAMN IT!

229. WHAT?

230. LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT. THE CORK, IT GOT STUCK IN THE BOTTLE.

231. HOMEMADE CRAP.

232. OLD COUNTRY FOR YOU.

233. WHAT A FUCKIN' WEEK.

234. I TALKED TO RONNIE, ASKED HER IF SHE'S EVEN HEARD FROM RALPH.

235. LITTLE FUCKIN' KID'S GOT A RESPIRATORY INFECTION NOW.

236. ABOUT PIE-O-MY, SHE'S SICK ABOUT IT.

237. HELLO? WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT JUSTIN HERE.

238. SORRY, I WAS THINKIN' ABOUT MY MOTHER, HER SKIN CONDITION.

239. OH, MY GOD. DID I FORGET TO TAKE THAT OUT?

240. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

241. REALLY, MA. DAD'S RIGHT.

242. IT'S NOT A BAD DRIVE. IT'S INTERSTATE ALL THE WAY UP TO BOSTON.

243. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO ACCOMPANY ME, FINE.

244. COME UP FROM FLORIDA.

245. COME ON, SHE'S NOT GOING TO DO THAT. OF COURSE I'LL GO.

246. DID SHE TELL YOU, HUGH? MY HORSE DIED.

247. PIE-O-MY?

248. OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.

249. MMM. GOD, THIS WINE.

250. AT THE STABLES.

251. SHE HAD TO BE DESTROYED. YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN HER.

252. STRING BEANS, HUGH?

253. OH, MY GOD!

254. BABY, WHAT HAPPENED?

255. BY SOME SPICS.

256. THEY TOOK HIS RIDE, HIS FUCKIN' WATCH, TOO.

257. JESUS CHRIST, THE CARTIER?

258. OH, CHRISTOPHER, YOU'RE BLEEDING.

259. STOP TOUCHIN' IT.

260. OH, MY GOD, BABY!

261. CHRIS, DO YOU THINK I COULD GET SOME MONEY?

262. WHAT?

263. WHO ARE YOU?

264. EDDIE.

265. FROM DOWN THE PARK.

266. HE'S GOOD PEOPLE, ADRIANA.

267. I TOOK HIM HOME, YOU KNOW. HE WAS ALL FUCKED UP, BUT I STRAIGHTENED HIM OUT.

268. HE OWES ME $30.

269. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

270. WHAT?

271. ADRIANA.

272. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

273. DON'T STIFF ME ON THIS, MAN.

274. GET OUT!

275. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? THE GUY'S MY FRIEND.

276. THAT'S YOUR FRIEND?

277. HAZELDEN? WHAT'S THIS?

278. IT CAME FOR YOU IN THE MAIL.

279. RECOVERY?

280. LISTS FOR JUNKIES, NOW?

281. YOUR BALLS, HUH?

282. WHERE?

283. OH, OH, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' ?

284. WHAT? SIL SAID TORCH IT.

285. THIS? HORSE WITH THE TREES, WOODEN FRAME?

286. $25,000 TO $30,000 AT A MINIMUM.

287. YEAH, I THINK IT WAS TONY SAID HE WANTED IT BURNT, PAULIE, SPECIFICALLY.

288. PUT IT IN MY CAR, I'LL TAKE IT HOME.

289. ALL RIGHT.

290. IT'D BE AN HONOR PICTURE IN MY HOUSE.

291. TONY, CAN YOU COME DOWN HERE, PLEASE?

292. WHAT?

293. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

294. WHAT HAPPENED?

295. YOUR NEPHEW.

296. THIS? HE HIT YOU?

297. WHAT FOR?

298. HE WAS HIGH.

299. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE, TONY?

300. LITTLE PRICK, I'M GONNA NECK. WHERE IS HE?

301. HE'S BEEN USING DRUGS. HEROIN.

302. Yeah.

303. WHO'S THIS?

304. You called me, maricon.

305. WHERE'S CHRISTOPHER, ASSHOLE?

306. Fuck your mother!

307. OH, HIS CAR WAS STOLEN BY SOME PUERTO RICANS. THEY TOOK HIS CELL PHONE, TOO.

308. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

309. FOR MY AUNT'S IN DAYTONA.

310. TAKE IT EASY. DON'T DO SOMETHING YOU'RE GONNA REGRET.

311. 3 WEEKS BEFORE THEIR WEDDING.

312. TO BE IN REHAB.

313. TO DO AN INTERVENTION, APPARENTLY.

314. GIRLS, COME ON. WE'RE A FAMILY HERE.

315. IT OUT FOR YOU?

316. TAKE IT EASY. LET TO HANDLE THIS.

317. PLEASE, DON'T HURT HIM.

318. COME, HERE HONEY.

319. fight plan will win out.

320. At this stage the fight is getting closer, closer and closer because...

321. HAVIN' TO COME HERE?

322. FUR', HI.

323. CARMELA.

324. ANTHONY.

325. HOW YOU DOING, MAN?

326. UH, DID WE COME AT A BAD TIME?

327. UM...

328. THE DECORATING IDEAS.

329. YOU WANT TO COME IN?

330. I'M SORRY FOR THE MESS.

331. OH, PLEASE, THIS IS NOTHING.

332. SO, THERE IS A PAGE FROM METROPOLITAN HOME.

333. NOW, WAIT TILL YOU SEE HOW CAN AMPLIFY A ROOM.

334. YOU WANT SOMETHING? SOMETHING TO DRINK?

335. UH, WE GOTTA GO.

336. UH...

337. IF YOU'VE GOT A CUP OF COFFEE.

338. AH, HE LOVED THAT LITTLE MAN, BY THE WAY.

339. GOBBETTO.

340. HE'S GOOD LUCK.

341. TO THANK YOU. AND MEADOW LOVED THAT BOOK.

342. YOU KNOW, I FEEL BAD. I DIDN'T GIVE YOU SOMETHING, UH...

343. I BRING SOMETHING, I LEFT THAT MORNING.

344. BALSAMIC VINEGAR, UH, 35 YEARS. FROM MY SISTER'S HUSBAND'S FAMILY.

345. LIVE IN MODENA.

346. SO, UH, ASIDE FROM YOUR DAD, UM...

347. BEING BACK IN ITALY?

348. OH, IT WAS WONDERFUL, YEAH.

349. FRIENDS, YOUR FAMILY.

350. I GOTTA BE HONEST, UM...

351. IT WAS NOT SO NICE.

352. I DON'T BELONG THERE NO MORE.

353. NO?

354. SOMETHING CHANGE.

355. MAYBE ME.

356. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

357. I'M LIKE A VISITOR IN MY OWN TOWN, UH...

358. WITHOUT ME, AND...

359. THERE FOR ME NOW.

360. NO SPECIAL SOMEONE?

361. TO LIVE HERE ALSO.

362. HAVE COME TO AMERICA.

363. YOU'VE MADE SUCH A NICE LIFE FOR YOURSELF, THOUGH.

364. YOU'VE GOT A WONDERFUL HOME.

365. A GIRLFRIEND.

366. NO.

367. NO, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO? JESSICA?

368. I TRY TO TALK TO HER,

369. COMMUNICATION.

370. LIKE WITH SOME PEOPLE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

371. THAT'S WHAT LOVE IS BUILT ON.

372. SI.

373. SO WHY DID YOU COME BACK?

374. YOU SAID YOU'D TAKE ME TO COMP U.S.A.

375. A NEW MAGIC STICK.

376. AND I WILL.

377. YEAH, WELL, DO. I TOLD YOU.

378. WELL, I'D BETTER GET GOING.

379. MUCH FOR THE VINEGAR.

380. HELLO.

381. OH!

382. WHERE'S BRANCA? SHE JUMP SHIP ALREADY?

383. SHE'S IN HOSPITAL FOR A WHILE. CYST.

384. HMM.

385. WHERE'S THE OLD FART? I GOTTA TALK TO HIM.

386. IT'S HIS AFTERNOON NAP. YOU WANT ME TO WAKE HIM?

387. NO.

388. GIVE HIM A WHILE.

389. WANT SOME WINE? FROM FURIO'S UNCLE IN ITALY?

390. OF SUN IN THIS YEAR.

391. SALUTE.

392. AH...

393. IT NEEDS ICE.

394. PHEW.

395. I'M GOING TO WATCH THE BLOOMBERG.

396. MMM.

397. AH...

398. SO WHAT'S ALL THAT?

399. I'M MAKING A WEBSITE FOR MY BUSINESS.

400. YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THAT?

401. I'M GOING TO PAY SOMEBODY

402. $35 AN HOUR? I STUCK, I CALL BILL.

403. YOU GOT MARRIED YET?

404. FROM PORT ST. LUCIE.

405. TRAINING FOR HIS METS.

406. THAT BILL'S A LUCKY MAN.

407. YOU RUSSIANS, YOU GOT ALL THE ANGLES,

408. YOU COME OVER HERE, YOU BUST YOUR ASS.

409. PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE.

410. I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU. TO BE IN THE BOTTLE,

411. AND HERE YOU ARE, UH, DESIGNING WEBSITES.

412. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT EXCUSE?

413. WELL, YOUR, UH...

414. NO, WHAT?

415. COME ON, YOU KNOW, THAT, THAT—

416. OH!

417. MY LEG.

418. OF COURSE.

419. I DON'T THINK OF IT RIGHT AWAY.

420. THERE ARE WORSE THINGS.

421. Digital countdown timer with automatic shut-off.

422. Simply put your food in and set the timer, walk away.

423. And your new George Foreman grill will tell you exactly

424. when your food is grilled to perfection.

425. This grill does all the work for you.

426. With my exclusive 20-minute digital countdown timer with auto—

427. HEROIN, YOU GOT ONLY ONE OPTION.

428. RABIES, YOU PUT HER OUT OF ITS MISERY, ANTHONY.

429. SALUTE.

430. SO WHAT DO I DO, UNCLE JUN' ?

431. IN HIS CONDITION,

432. HE'S LIABLE TO SAY.

433. YOU GO ON TRIAL, LIKE ME, YOU WON'T SLEEP AT NIGHT.

434. TO CLEAN HIM UP.

435. STILL, HE'S A...

436. HE'S A MAJOR LIABILITY. IF IT WERE ANYBODY ELSE...

437. PEOPLE'S FEET.

438. I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THAT OTHER THING.

439. DOMINIC PALLADINO, DO YOU REMEMBER HIM?

440. B & E GUY, A REAL JUICER.

441. WELL, HE'S IN A.A. NOW.

442. I'D GIVE HIM A CALL.

443. THIS SHIT NOWADAYS.

444. THE COMPETENCY HEARINGS. YOU WITH THE HEAD SHRINKERS.

445. THIS ONE IN REHAB NOW.

446. WHEN HE DIDN'T BRING ME A PRESENT BACK FROM ITALY.

447. HE GOT SOMETHIN' FOR A.J. AND FOR MEADOW.

448. HE GAVE ME SOME VINEGAR, BUT I DON'T THINK IT WAS MEANT FOR ME.

449. IT MUST'VE MEANT SOMETHIN', THAT HE FELT BAD.

450. CARMELA, YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE 15 YEARS OLD.

451. I SAY I'M HELPING HIM DECORATE.

452. I BRING A.J. WITH ME. NOW EVEN HE SMELLS A RAT.

453. CARMELA,

454. IOTA, YOU KNOW WHAT'LL HAPPEN TO FURIO.

455. THESE GUYS ARE LIVIN' IN A DIFFERENT CENTURY.

456. IT DIDN'T STOP YOU.

457. STEVE AT THE GYM?

458. THE TIME. THE LIES AND THE SNEAKING.

459. TO GET ME TO STOP.

460. WE HAVEN'T SLEPT TOGETHER YET.

461. YOU'RE NOT FUCKIN' HIM?

462. SO THIS ISN'T REALLY REAL.

463. IT IS REAL.

464. AH.

465. WE COMMUNICATE.

466. LIKE I'M BEAUTIFUL.

467. HE THINKS I'M INTERESTING WHEN I TALK.

468. WHEN WE SEE EACH OTHER, I LIVE FOR THOSE.

469. NEVER BE HAPPY.

470. IF YOU HAVEN'T SLEPT WITH HIM YET, DON'T.

471. AND DON'T GO OVER THERE ANYMORE.

472. WE'RE ALL HERE?

473. GOOD AFTERNOON.

474. UH, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW ME,

475. AND I'M AN ALCOHOLIC AND AN ADDICT.

476. DON'T FORGET "SCUMBAG."

477. OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW

478. I'VE ALSO BEEN IN RECOVERY NOW GOING ON 4 YEARS.

479. I JOINED A.A. IN PRISON, AND FRANKLY, IT SAVED MY LIFE.

480. OK, NOW, WE'RE ALL HERE ONE THING IN COMMON.

481. WITH HIS HEROIN ADDICTION.

482. NOW, ANY ONE OF YOU AN INTERVENTION BEFORE?

483. HMM?

484. POT ONCE, BUT, UH...

485. NOT REALLY, NO.

486. NO PROBLEM.

487. CONFRONTATION.

488. A "CARE-FRONTATION," WE CALL IT.

489. NOW, WHAT I NEED FROM YOU

490. WHERE CHRISTOPHER'S DRUG USE IMPACTED ON YOU DIRECTLY.

491. ADRIANA, IS IT?

492. "CHRISTOPHER,

493. AND BELLIGERENT, AND ABUSIVE TO ME."

494. WHAT IF HE'S HIGH TALK TO HIM?

495. TILL HE'S SOBER.

496. DURING MY FIRST INTERVENTION,

497. WAITED 10 HOURS FOR ME TO SOBER UP.

498. YOUR FIRST INTERVENTION?

499. IN 1997, I SUFFERED A RELAPSE.

500. AS IN HEROIN ADDICTION,

501. HIGH RECIDIVISM RATE.

502. GREAT. SO HE'S TAKING ADVICE FROM A 2-TIME LOSER.

503. IN RECOVERY.

504. ACTUALLY, I NEVER REALLY MET RALPH'S KID.

505. A DISTANCE, THOUGH.

506. HANDSOME BOY.

507. HE'S GOT A LONG HIM, THAT'S FOR SURE.

508. DOCTORS, REHAB,

509. PHYSICAL THERAPY...

510. I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE THE MEDALLIONS OF VEAL.

511. SO, WHAT'S UP, YOU MAKE ME ON THE FUCKING GREEN?

512. HOW'S THE REAL ESTATE BUSINESS?

513. EXCUSE ME?

514. YOU KNOW, HUD.

515. GARSIDE STREET, YOU, RALPH, ZELLMAN.

516. ZELLMAN TELL YOU THIS?

517. NOW, CARMINE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS YET, TONY.

518. I'M GIVING YOU A DEAL, MAKE IT RIGHT.

519. LAST TIME, FRELINGHUYSEN AVENUE, I CUT YOU

520. IN OUT OF FRIENDSHIP, BUT THAT'S OVER, JOHN.

521. YOU GOT NOTHIN COMIN' TO YOU. YOU OR CARMINE.

522. THIS ROAD, TONY?

523. A DIFFERENT SUIT ON HIM, CHANGE HIS FACE A LITTLE?

524. PARDON ME?

525. WHY THROW IT AWAY?

526. A STRONGER CHIN, MAYBE.

527. SEE IN THE COURTHOUSE.

528. SOMETHING CLASSY, YOU KNOW, LIKE A REVOLUTIONARY WAR GENERAL.

529. NAPOLEON AND HIS HORSE. THAT KIND OF THING.

530. HE'S RATHER PORTLY TO BE NAPOLEON.

531. NOT NAPOLEON, EXACTLY.

532. LIKE NAPOLEON.

533. SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN. RELAX.

534. WHAT'S GOING ON, TON' ?

535. HAPPENED TO RALPH, AND IF I'M RIGHT

536. HE AIN'T COMIN' BACK.

537. IT WAS NEW YORK.

538. JOHNNY SACK?

539. WHAT WAS IT? THE FAT JOKE?

540. I'M SURE THAT DIDN'T HELP.

541. CARMINE.

542. THIS HUD THING WE'RE INTO, THEY WANTED A PIECE OF IT.

543. CONFRONTED RALPH,

544. THINGS WENT SOUR.

545. WHAT'D HE SAY, JOHN?

546. IT WASN'T WHAT HE SAID SO MUCH AS WHAT HE DIDN'T SAY.

547. WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT NEW YORK, HERE.

548. YOU GO TO YOUR PEOPLE.

549. I WANT A FULL INVESTIGATION.

550. KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

551. YOU UNDERSTAND?

552. WHAT THE FUCK?

553. WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

554. HAVE A SEAT.

555. CHRISTOPHER, EH?

556. I'M DOMINIC. I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW ME, BUT, UH...

557. YEAH, YOU'RE THE GUY WHO, UH, BROKE INTO STU LEONARD'S THAT TIME.

558. THOSE PORK LOINS.

559. YEAH, BUT—BUT THAT'S NOT WHY I'M HERE TODAY.

560. CHRISTOPHER, WE'RE YOUR DRUG PROBLEM.

561. WHAT?

562. JESUS CHRIST, YOU FUCKIN' KIDDING ME?

563. SORRY, BABY, PLEASE.

564. NO, FUCK THIS SHIT!

565. YOU WERE TOLD ONCE. NOW, SIT DOWN.

566. SIT DOWN.

567. MA? JESUS.

568. CHRISTOPHER,

569. THIS WON'T BE EASY FOR ANY OF US.

570. THAT WE'RE HERE TODAY BECAUSE WE CARE ABOUT YOU.

571. WHAT WAS THIS, YOUR IDEA?

572. ALL WE ASK IS THAT YOU LISTEN.

573. ADRIANA, YOU WANT TO BEGIN?

574. "CHRISTOPHER, I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.

575. "MY ONLY DREAM A HAPPY LIFE TOGETHER.

576. "THE LAST FEW MONTHS, THINGS HAVE

577. "BECAUSE OF YOU USING DRUGS ALL THE TIME.

578. YOU'RE HIGH ALL THE TIME AND I CAN'T TAKE IT."

579. BE SPECIFIC, HON'.

580. "WHEN WE FIRST STARTED GOIN' OUT, WE MADE LOVE ALL THE TIME.

581. NOW, BECAUSE OF THE DRUGS—"

582. JESUS, IS THIS FUCKIN' NECESSARY?

583. GO AHEAD, ADRIANA.

584. "YOU CAN NO LONGER FUNCTION AS A MAN.

585. "LAST WEEK WHEN I CAME HAD KILLED OUR DOG,

586. THAT WAS THE FINAL STRAW."

587. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

588. YOU KILLED THE DOG? WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?

589. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

590. WHAT, WAS IT BARKIN' ?

591. HE SAT ON HER WHILE HE WAS HIGH.

592. AH, JESUS CHRIST!

593. I FELL ASLEEP.

594. SHE GOT SUFFOCATED, OR SOMETHING.

595. ARE YOU DONE, ADRIANA?

596. SILVIO.

597. YOU KILLED LITTLE COSETTE?

598. YOU, YOU LITTLE PRICK!

599. TONY, WE'RE GOING IN ORDER.

600. SILVIO?

601. "WHEN I CAME IN TO OPEN UP ONE MORNING,

602. "THERE YOU WERE WITH YOUR HEAD HALF IN THE TOILET.

603. "YOUR HAIR WAS IN THE TOILET WATER.

604. DISGUSTING."

605. I TOLD YOU, I HAD THE FLU.

606. I SAID MY PIECE, CHRISSY.

607. GREAT, I CAN'T EVEN DEFEND MYSELF, NOW?

608. NO ONE'S ATTACKING YOU, CHRIS.

609. LOOK, IT DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

610. FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

611. SO, THIS THING WITH THE DOG. HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE IT ON THE CHAIR?

612. YOU'RE GETTING EMOTIONAL, TONY.

613. THAT'S BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LOSE A PET!

614. MOTHER-IN-LAW'S WAKE.

615. NON-STOP FOR 20 MINUTES, NOTHING BUT GIBBERISH.

616. MY MOTHER'S WAKE.

617. JESUS CHRIST.

618. PAUL?

619. YOUR STATEMENT?

620. I DON'T WRITE NOTHIN' DOWN.

621. SO I'LL KEEP THIS SHORT AND SWEET.

622. YOU'RE WEAK, YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL,

623. AND YOU'VE BECOME YOURSELF AND EVERYBODY ELSE.

624. HO, HO, LISTEN TO YOU.

625. GUYS, GUYS, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

626. WE SAID "NON-JUDGMENTAL."

627. FUCK THAT! LET HIM TAKE HIS MEDICINE.

628. SERIOUSLY, PAULIE, YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT FUCKIN' UP?

629. WATCH IT, CHRISSY.

630. WHAT?

631. I THOUGHT WE'RE BEIN' HONEST HERE.

632. YOU GOT SOME BALLS, YOU KNOW THAT. ALL OF YOU.

633. ABOUT SELF-CONTROL, HOW ABOUT YOU, SIL?

634. FUCKIN' EVERY SLUT YOU GOT GOT A WIFE AND KIDS AT HOME.

635. GUYS, GUYS, WHOA, WHOA!

636. CHRISTOPHER.

637. OR YOU, PAULIE.

638. YEAH, REMEMBER LAST WITH THE RUSSIAN GUY?

639. CHRISTOPHER, I AM FUCKIN' WARNING YOU!

640. THERE HE GOES, MR. TYPE "A" PERSONALITY.

641. YOURSELF WITH DRUGS!

642. NOT MY FUCKIN' PERSONALITY!

643. THAT'S RIGHT.

644. I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF?

645. THE WAY YOU EAT, YOU'LL HAVE A HEART ATTACK BEFORE YOU'RE 50.

646. PAULIE! SIT DOWN.

647. YOU'RE TALKING TO THE BOSS, HERE.

648. GOOD, MAYBE SOMEONE GODDAMN SENSE INTO HIM!

649. GREAT, MY OWN MOTHER. FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' WHORE!

650. OH!

651. SON OF A BITCH!

652. GUYS, GUYS, PLEASE! COME ON!

653. JESUS, STOP IT!

654. GET HIM UP, GET HIM UP!

655. EXCUSE ME. HOW'S HE DOIN' ?

656. I'M A RELATIVE.

657. SPRAYING FOR ANTS?

658. WELL, HE WAS WEARIN' SOCKS.

659. A DRUG PROBLEM?

660. REALLY?

661. THE MAN HAS A HAIRLINE SKULL FRACTURE.

662. WE'LL ADMIT HIM, KEEP HIM OVERNIGHT.

663. ONE MINUTE.

664. GIVE US A MINUTE, OK?

665. DOES IT HURT?

666. SOME ASPIRIN.

667. WELL, ENJOY IT, BECAUSE IT'S THE LAST FUCKIN' DRUG YOU'RE EVER GONNA TAKE.

668. I'M SORRY, T.

669. AND LISTEN TO ME.

670. YOU'RE MY NEPHEW, CHRISTOPHER, AND I LOVE YOU.

671. AND THAT'S THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE ALIVE RIGHT NOW.

672. ELSE, ANYBODY,

673. THEY WOULD'VE HAD THEIR FUCKIN' INTERVENTION

674. BACK OF THEIR HEAD.

675. YOU AND ME, WE'RE CLOSE.

676. WE'VE DONE A LOT OF THINGS FOR EACH OTHER.

677. THAT COP SHOT MY FATHER.

678. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME, I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT.

679. THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME.

680. I GOTTA WORRY IF YOU'RE BAG OF WHITE POWDER.

681. NO, TONY, NEVER.

682. YOU LIED TO ME.

683. I TOLD YOU, YOU WERE THE FUTURE OF THIS FAMILY.

684. RESPONSIBILITY.

685. EYE, AND YOU ACCEPTED IT,

686. AND YOU WERE FUCKIN' HIGH.

687. TONY!

688. SHUT UP.

689. PLACE IN PENNSYLVANIA.

690. YOU'RE GOIN' IN. YOU'RE STAYIN' IN.

691. YOU'RE GOIN' TO EVERY FUCKIN' SESSION, AND YOU'RE GONNA KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

692. NOW, IF YOU NEED ANYTHIN', ANYTHIN' AT ALL,

693. PATSY'S GOING TO BE

694. IN A MOTEL.

695. WHAT I'M SAYIN' TO YOU?

696. HUH?

697. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

698. TONY, I'M SORRY!

699. HOW DID I FUCKIN' GET TO THIS?

700. OH!

701. SO HE COMES AGAIN.

702. BROUGHT SOME PASTRIES.

703. IS HE TAKIN' A NAP?

704. YEAH.

705. IS HE DRIVIN' YOU TO DRINK?

706. I CAN DRIVE MYSELF.

707. SALUTE.

708. I NEEDED THAT.

709. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

710. THE HOSPITAL LAST NIGHT.

711. ON DOWN THERE.

712. I WASN'T EXPECTING VISITORS.

713. HOW ABOUT THOSE METS?

714. DON'T START WITH ME AND THOSE METS.

715. YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKIN' ABOUT YOU.

716. OH!

717. SO YOU'RE DRUNK ALREADY.

718. NO. NO. NO.

719. I WAS JUST THINKIN' ABOUT THE WAY YOU ARE.

720. THIS LITTLE SMILE,

721. OWN PRIVATE JOKE.

722. YOU DON'T TALK MUCH, DO YOU?

723. WELL...

724. I WISH I KNEW YOUR SECRET.

725. MAKIN' WEBSITES.

726. THAT'S THE WHOLE PEOPLE LIKE ME,

727. TO INSPIRE PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

728. JESUS, NO OFFENSE.

729. THAT'S THE TROUBLE WITH YOU AMERICANS.

730. YOU EXPECT NOTHIN'

731. ONLY BAD TO HAPPEN,

732. AND THEY'RE NOT DISAPPOINTED.

733. WELL, THAT'S A FUCKIN' GRIM OUTLOOK.

734. YOU HAVE EVERYTHING, AND STILL YOU COMPLAIN.

735. YOUR PSYCHIATRIST.

736. HA!

737. TO THINK ABOUT YOURSELVES.

738. SOUNDS LIKE ME ALL RIGHT.

739. YOU'RE NOT SO BAD.

740. YOU HAVE MANY FINE QUALITIES.

741. YOU ARE BIG AND STRONG,

742. FULL OF LIFE, MISCHIEF.

743. POSITIVE TOWARDS YOU.

744. YOU SHOULD SEE YOURSELF NOW,

745. IN THE SHADOWS THERE, WITH THE SMOKE ALL AROUND YOU.

746. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. THAT MOVIE STAR, UH...

747. IRINA IS BEAUTIFUL.

748. GRETA GARBO.

749. MAY I HELP YOU?

750. YEAH, UH...

751. CHRISTOPHER MOLTISANTI.

752. Brad to reception, your 1:00 client is here.

753. SO, YOU'LL CALL ME LATER?

754. THE FIRST 2 WEEKS. HOUSE RULES.

755. I'LL WRITE.

756. I WAS THINKIN' OF KEEPIN' A JOURNAL ANYWAY.

757. GET IT PUBLISHED, MAYBE, UNDER MY PEN NAME.

758. CHRIS.

759. BRAD MILLER.

760. CONGRATULATIONS.

761. YOU GOT HERE, DUDE. THAT'S THE HARDEST PART.

762. I'M GONNA HAVE TO SEARCH YOUR BAG.

763. CIGARETTES ARE OK, RIGHT?

764. CIGARETTES ARE FINE.

765. IN FACT, THEY'RE ENCOURAGED FOR PATIENTS WHO SMOKE.

766. BUT, CHRIS, NO CHOCOLATE ALLOWED.

767. CONTAINING CAFFEINE.

768. ALL SET?

769. I LOVE YOU, BABY.

770. I LOVE YOU, TOO.

771. SO, UH...

772. WHEN'S BILL COMIN' BACK?

773. NEXT WEEK.

774. WELL, I'LL BE BUSY FOR A FEW DAYS, BUT, UH...

775. I'LL SEE YOU WHEN I CAN.

776. I THINK IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA.

777. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

778. MAYBE I CALL YOU.

779. BUT I DON'T THINK SO.

780. YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT?

781. I LIKE IT VERY MUCH.

782. BUT, TONY, COME ON.

783. YOU'RE A NICE GUY, BUT I GOT MY OWN PROBLEMS.

784. I DON'T WANT ALL THE TIME PROP YOU UP.

785. WHAT, ARE YOU FUCKIN' KIDDING ME?

786. WHAT YOU DOIN' ?

787. I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU SO SOON.

788. TELL MY UNCLE I'LL TALK TO HIM LATER.

789. CARMELA!

790. CARM!

791. Lowe is not a, you know, 98-99 mile an hour guy.

792. Driven out to deep left field!

793. Giving chase is Henderson, on the run!

794. See ya! An opposite-field home run...

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