1. - There ain't no bear back there.
- Fellas!Copy !req
2. Well, the way I feel right now,
I'd like to meet a bear.Copy !req
3. What would you do if you did meet him?Copy !req
4. That bear would have just as
much chance as this pork chop.Copy !req
5. Where you boys all going? It ain't over.Copy !req
6. Somebody's going to get something
they ain't expecting.Copy !req
7. Have a bite.Copy !req
8. Look out, here he comes!Copy !req
9. Where's Furio?Copy !req
10. He couldn't get a flight out of
Rome, so I'm driving again today.Copy !req
11. Come on in, he'll be right down.Copy !req
12. No coffee. I gotta go. Okay?Copy !req
13. - What did you do to your hair?
- I cut it. What do you think?Copy !req
14. I thought we agreed that you'd talk to
me before doing something to your hair.Copy !req
15. What do you think of it?Copy !req
16. - It's short.
- Good, he eats his carrots.Copy !req
17. - Makes you look younger.
- Benny's waiting for you.Copy !req
18. All right. Well, here.Copy !req
19. You fat honey dripper.Copy !req
20. Come up with the rest of our money,
or I'll strip the lard off your ugly...Copy !req
21. Pretty.Copy !req
22. Cosette? Come on, Mommy.Copy !req
23. Let's go for a walk.Copy !req
24. - Where's the dog?
- You shut the TV?Copy !req
25. Where's the dog?Copy !req
26. Oh, my God! Cosette.Copy !req
27. - What?
- Christopher!Copy !req
28. She's not breathing.
Her neck feels broken.Copy !req
29. What the fuck?Copy !req
30. Oh, my God, she's dead!Copy !req
31. - I fell asleep.
- What?Copy !req
32. She must've crawled under
there for warmth.Copy !req
33. Are you fucking crazy?Copy !req
34. You fucking killed her!Copy !req
35. - I didn't kill her. I must have sat on her.
- Jesus.Copy !req
36. - My poor baby.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
37. It was an accident, for Christ's sake.Copy !req
38. How long have I said she shouldn't
be on the furniture?Copy !req
39. It's because you were
fucking high, Christopher.Copy !req
40. You and your fucking smack! Fuck!Copy !req
41. Lifestyle.Copy !req
42. So nobody's heard from Ralph?Copy !req
43. I'm starting to worry.Copy !req
44. - I'll call him again.
- Try the gay man's choir.Copy !req
45. I read they were having tryouts today.Copy !req
46. Three ball, far corner.Copy !req
47. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
48. Where you been?Copy !req
49. This was in the mail
for you outside, Tony. UPS.Copy !req
50. - What's going on?
- He's calling Ralph.Copy !req
51. Leave a message and leave
your phone number.Copy !req
52. With my schedule, I
cannot look up phone numbers.Copy !req
53. Answering machine, again.Copy !req
54. You're up, T.Copy !req
55. How you doing? Feeling all right?Copy !req
56. Me? Yeah, great.Copy !req
57. Fuck.Copy !req
58. What's that, Ton'?Copy !req
59. That's Tony and Ralph's
horse, Pie-O-My.Copy !req
60. Where you going? Your shot.Copy !req
61. What are you doing?Copy !req
62. That's a forfeit. That's our money.Copy !req
63. - Bing.
- Get rid of that fucking picture.Copy !req
64. - What? You don't want to—
- You hear me? Burn it!Copy !req
65. I never want to see the
fucking thing again!Copy !req
66. What?Copy !req
67. What's with Ralph?
Fucking Bermuda Triangle?Copy !req
68. This shit with his kid.
He's probably down in the bunker.Copy !req
69. I'll tell you. If I
didn't know better...Copy !req
70. - We're off the record here, Albert.
- We're off the record?Copy !req
71. It's Tony.Copy !req
72. What? Am I wrong?Copy !req
73. Honestly? I don't know.Copy !req
74. Take a leak.Copy !req
75. This is bad, my friend.
I mean, don't get me wrong.Copy !req
76. I wouldn't piss on this
Ralph if he was on fire.Copy !req
77. But to whack the guy over a
horse? How fucked up is that?Copy !req
78. If it can happen to him,
it can happen to any of us.Copy !req
79. What's next? You get clipped
for wearing the wrong shoes?Copy !req
80. What can you do? Tony's the boss.
Centuries of tradition here.Copy !req
81. Exactly my point. If Tony did do this...Copy !req
82. whack Ralph over a fucking horse...Copy !req
83. that guy would be the first guy
on line to pull his fucking plug.Copy !req
84. I think Justin
recognized me a few minutes ago.Copy !req
85. Thank you.Copy !req
86. Come in, he's getting dressed.Copy !req
87. I'll wait in the car.Copy !req
88. Well, welcome back.Copy !req
89. I bring presents.Copy !req
90. Really? That is so sweet.Copy !req
91. Also, for the grownups, I bring
some of my uncle's wine...Copy !req
92. but it's come later.Copy !req
93. I just made some coffee. Are you sure?Copy !req
94. Thank you, but I wait in the car.Copy !req
95. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
96. I'm sad for my father.Copy !req
97. All right, but you gotta get over it.Copy !req
98. So I unwrap the paper...Copy !req
99. and there she is...Copy !req
100. with her head held high
and her ears perked up.Copy !req
101. And there I am smiling.Copy !req
102. What happened then?Copy !req
103. Still, I gotta be the sad clown.Copy !req
104. A front for my friends, my family.Copy !req
105. You know, a brave front.Copy !req
106. I've heard you
describe yourself this way.Copy !req
107. The sad clown.Copy !req
108. I've never seen it.Copy !req
109. Carmela also painted a
very different picture.Copy !req
110. What do you mean?Copy !req
111. Volatile, punching the walls.Copy !req
112. Compulsive gorging on food.Copy !req
113. Kind of a far cry from the seltzer
bottle and bicycle horn.Copy !req
114. I'm sorry.Copy !req
115. Maybe you'd like Carmela to be here,
if I'm so fucking obnoxious.Copy !req
116. What I'm trying to establish
is your response to sadness...Copy !req
117. is usually rage, not humor.Copy !req
118. You two don't have to trouble yourselves.
Because I doubled my dosage.Copy !req
119. I don't want you taking
80 milligrams of Prozac.Copy !req
120. You kick it up to
80 for a week, 10 days...Copy !req
121. just to pull back on
the stick, get the nose up...Copy !req
122. then you duck back down to 40
before the limp dick thing sets in.Copy !req
123. that's ineffective.Copy !req
124. it's not a treatment for grief.Copy !req
125. Let's get
back to Pie-O-My.Copy !req
126. It's sad that you've
lost something that you love.Copy !req
127. That being said...Copy !req
128. - it is a horse.
- What the fuck is the matter with you?Copy !req
129. The only other time you've become
this emotional in here...Copy !req
130. - it was those ducks.
- That was a whole different thing.Copy !req
131. - They were ducks.
- Is it different?Copy !req
132. You haven't grieved in
this way for people.Copy !req
133. Your mother, your best friend.Copy !req
134. Can't I just be sad for a horse
without some touchy-feely...Copy !req
135. Freudian shit component to it?Copy !req
136. When it was the ducks, it
embodied feelings of dread...Copy !req
137. about your family, that
something terrible was going to happen.Copy !req
138. It's just the miserable way she died.Copy !req
139. It just makes me wonder what kind
of fucking toilet world we live in.Copy !req
140. A friend of the family, little boy...Copy !req
141. gets shot with an arrow, cuts
off the flow of blood to his brain.Copy !req
142. Thirteen years old.Copy !req
143. He's going to live, but he's
never gonna be right.Copy !req
144. - How awful for the parents.
- Yeah.Copy !req
145. My nephew. I love that
kid like I love my son.Copy !req
146. But I think he's got a
drug problem, heroin.Copy !req
147. It kills me just to say it, because I
got so many hopes tied up in this kid.Copy !req
148. This is Christopher?Copy !req
149. This 9/11 shit, I don't know.
The shit that's going on everywhere.Copy !req
150. It's like some fucking asshole
is stalking the human race.Copy !req
151. Anthony, do any of your associates
think about any of this?Copy !req
152. I don't know, we don't talk about it.Copy !req
153. I know it's fucking ridiculous, but I feel
like the reverend Rodney King Jr., you know?Copy !req
154. - "Why can't we all just get along?"
- What's ridiculous about it?Copy !req
155. Come on, don't jerk me off.
This is me you're talking to.Copy !req
156. You've caused much
suffering yourself, haven't you?Copy !req
157. My wife prays to God.Copy !req
158. What kind of God does this shit?Copy !req
159. How about Carmine Lupertazzi?Copy !req
160. Christopher ever talk about a dinner
with him and Tony last July?Copy !req
161. What's the matter, Adriana?Copy !req
162. You and Christopher arguing?Copy !req
163. It's a stressful time,
right before a wedding.Copy !req
164. A lot of guys get cold feet.Copy !req
165. He's fucking stoned
on H all the time, okay?Copy !req
166. There, you happy?Copy !req
167. We put you guys on the mailing
list for Hazelden.Copy !req
168. That rehab shit?Copy !req
169. That's where all the brochures
are coming from? From you?Copy !req
170. Convince him he needs help,
that he should be in rehab.Copy !req
171. Look at you, with that little face.Copy !req
172. These flat screens, I'll tell
you, no glare, high definition.Copy !req
173. I was watching On the Waterfront
down at Sears.Copy !req
174. Karl Malden's nose hairs
looked like fucking BX cables.Copy !req
175. Voice mail again.Copy !req
176. Chrissy, we're down here
waiting for the TVs.Copy !req
177. Let me ask you something.Copy !req
178. The other day, T with that picture...Copy !req
179. he looked like he was going to cry.Copy !req
180. Still no word from Ralph.Copy !req
181. Where the fuck is this kid?Copy !req
182. What you want around here?Copy !req
183. - Can you do an eighth of scag?
- $500.Copy !req
184. Yeah, wrap it up.Copy !req
185. - Get the fuck out the car, bitch!
- Motherfucker, you know who I am?Copy !req
186. Who the fuck is this?Copy !req
187. You know who the fuck I'm with?Copy !req
188. You ain't no fucking
cop, that's for sure.Copy !req
189. - The fuck you going to do with that?
- Stick it up your mother's twat!Copy !req
190. Goddamn it!Copy !req
191. What?Copy !req
192. Little piece of shit. The
cork, it got stuck in the bottle.Copy !req
193. Homemade crap.Copy !req
194. That somebody cared enough about to carry
all the way from the old country for you.Copy !req
195. What a fucking week.Copy !req
196. I talked to Ronnie, asked her
if she's even heard from Ralph.Copy !req
197. Little fucking kid's got
a respiratory infection now.Copy !req
198. She just heard about Pie-O-My,
she's sick about it.Copy !req
199. Hello? We're talking about Justin here.Copy !req
200. Sorry, I was thinking about my
mother, her skin condition.Copy !req
201. Oh, my God. Did I forget
to take that out?Copy !req
202. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
203. Really, Ma. Dad's right.Copy !req
204. It's not a bad drive.
It's interstate up to Boston.Copy !req
205. If you don't want to accompany me, fine.
Your sister can come up from Florida.Copy !req
206. Come on, she's not going
to do that. Of course I'll go.Copy !req
207. Did she tell you, Hugh? My horse died.Copy !req
208. - God, this wine.
- There was a fire at the stables.Copy !req
209. She had to be destroyed.
You should've seen her.Copy !req
210. String beans, Hugh?Copy !req
211. - Baby, what happened?
- He got jacked by some spics.Copy !req
212. - They took his ride, his fucking watch, too.
- Jesus Christ, the Cartier?Copy !req
213. - Christopher, you're bleeding.
- Stop touching it.Copy !req
214. - Do you think I could get some money?
- What?Copy !req
215. - Who are you?
- Eddie.Copy !req
216. - From down the park.
- He's good people, Adriana.Copy !req
217. I took him home. He was all
fucked up, but I straightened him out.Copy !req
218. He owes me $30.Copy !req
219. - Get the fuck out of here.
- What?Copy !req
220. Get out of my house.Copy !req
221. - Don't stiff me on this, man.
- Get out!Copy !req
222. What's the matter with you?
The guy's my friend.Copy !req
223. That's your friend?Copy !req
224. - Hazelden? What's this?
- It came for you in the mail.Copy !req
225. Recovery?Copy !req
226. You put me on mailing
lists for junkies, now?Copy !req
227. Where do you get your balls?Copy !req
228. - What are you doing?
- What? Sil said torch it.Copy !req
229. A classy piece like this?
Horse with the trees, wooden frame?Copy !req
230. $25,000 to $30,000 at a minimum.Copy !req
231. I think it was Tony said he
wanted it burnt, Paulie, specifically.Copy !req
232. - Put it in my car, I'll take it home.
- All right.Copy !req
233. It'd be an honor to hang
this picture in my house.Copy !req
234. Tony, can you come down here, please?Copy !req
235. What's the matter?Copy !req
236. - What happened?
- Your nephew.Copy !req
237. Christopher did this? He hit you?Copy !req
238. What for?Copy !req
239. - What's the difference?
- He was high.Copy !req
240. Little prick, I'm going to wring
his fucking neck. Where is he?Copy !req
241. He's been using drugs. Heroin.Copy !req
242. - Who's this?
- You called me, maricon.Copy !req
243. - Where's Christopher, asshole?
- Fuck your mother.Copy !req
244. His car was stolen by some Puerto Ricans.
They took his cell phone, too.Copy !req
245. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
246. I already packed a suitcase
for my aunt's in Daytona.Copy !req
247. Take it easy. Don't do
something you'll regret.Copy !req
248. Three weeks before their wedding.Copy !req
249. Maybe he needs to be in rehab.Copy !req
250. You can hire someone to do
an intervention, apparently.Copy !req
251. Girls, come on. We're a family here.Copy !req
252. Now I gotta spell it out for you?Copy !req
253. Take it easy. Let me
figure out how to handle this.Copy !req
254. Please, don't hurt him.Copy !req
255. fight plan will win out.Copy !req
256. At this stage the fight
is getting closer because...Copy !req
257. Why am I always having to come here?Copy !req
258. - How are you doing, man?
- Did we come at a bad time?Copy !req
259. The decorating ideas.Copy !req
260. You want to come in?Copy !req
261. I'm sorry for the mess.Copy !req
262. Please, this is nothing.Copy !req
263. So, there is a page from
Metropolitan Home.Copy !req
264. Now, wait till you see how a
mirrored backsplash can amplify a room.Copy !req
265. You want something? Something to drink?Copy !req
266. We gotta go.Copy !req
267. If you've got a cup of coffee.Copy !req
268. - He loved that little man, by the way.
- Gobbetto.Copy !req
269. He's good luck.Copy !req
270. Not that he remembered to thank
you. And Meadow loved that book.Copy !req
271. You know, I feel bad. I didn't
give you something.Copy !req
272. I bring something, but I
forgot it when I left that morning.Copy !req
273. Balsamic vinegar, 35 years.
From my sister's husband's family.Copy !req
274. Live in Modena.Copy !req
275. So, aside from your Dad...Copy !req
276. - was it wonderful being back in Italy?
- It was wonderful, yeah.Copy !req
277. Go home and see your
friends, your family.Copy !req
278. I gotta be honest...Copy !req
279. it was not so nice.Copy !req
280. - I don't belong there no more.
- No?Copy !req
281. Something change.Copy !req
282. - Maybe me.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
283. I'm like a visitor in my own town.Copy !req
284. Life went on without me.Copy !req
285. There is nothing there for me now.Copy !req
286. - No special someone?
- I feel strange to live here also.Copy !req
287. Maybe I should never
have come to America.Copy !req
288. You've made such a nice life
for yourself, though.Copy !req
289. You've got a wonderful home.Copy !req
290. - A girlfriend.
- No.Copy !req
291. What do you mean, no? Jessica?Copy !req
292. I try to talk to her...Copy !req
293. but there is no communication.Copy !req
294. Like with some people,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
295. - That's what love is built on.
- Si.Copy !req
296. So why did you come back?Copy !req
297. You said you'd take me to CompUSA
so I could get a new Magic Stick.Copy !req
298. And I will.Copy !req
299. I got stuff to do. I told you.Copy !req
300. I'd better get going.Copy !req
301. Thank you very much for the vinegar.Copy !req
302. Where's Branca? She jump ship already?Copy !req
303. She's in hospital for a while. Cyst.Copy !req
304. Where's the old
fart? I gotta talk to him.Copy !req
305. It's his afternoon nap.
You want me to wake him?Copy !req
306. Give him a while.Copy !req
307. Want some wine? From Furio's
uncle in Italy?Copy !req
308. He says they had a
lot of sun in this year.Copy !req
309. Salute.Copy !req
310. It needs ice.Copy !req
311. I'm going to watch the Bloomberg.Copy !req
312. - What's all that?
- I'm making a website for my business.Copy !req
313. You know how to do that?Copy !req
314. I'm going to pay somebody...Copy !req
315. $35 an hour? I stuck, I call Bill.Copy !req
316. You got married yet?Copy !req
317. Maybe when he gets back
from Port St. Lucie.Copy !req
318. The baseball spring training
for his Mets.Copy !req
319. That Bill's a lucky man.Copy !req
320. You Russians, you got all the angles,
you come over here, you bust your ass.Copy !req
321. People are people.Copy !req
322. Look at you. You got every
excuse to be in the bottle...Copy !req
323. and here you are designing websites.Copy !req
324. What do you mean? What excuse?Copy !req
325. - Your—
- No, what?Copy !req
326. Come on,
you know, that—Copy !req
327. My leg.Copy !req
328. Of course.Copy !req
329. I don't think of it right away.Copy !req
330. There are worse things.Copy !req
331. digital countdown timer
with automatic shut-off.Copy !req
332. Simply put your food in
and set the timer, walk away.Copy !req
333. Your new George Foreman Grill
will tell you exactly...Copy !req
334. when your food is grilled to perfection.Copy !req
335. This grill does all the work for you.Copy !req
336. With my exclusive 20-minute
digital countdown timer with auto...Copy !req
337. Heroin, you got only one option.Copy !req
338. A dog you love catches rabies, you
put her out of its misery, Anthony.Copy !req
339. Salute.Copy !req
340. So what do I do, Uncle Jun'?Copy !req
341. The feds get him in his condition,
who knows what he's liable to say.Copy !req
342. You go on trial, like me,
you won't sleep at night.Copy !req
343. All the more reason to clean him up.Copy !req
344. Still, he's...Copy !req
345. He's a major liability.
If it were anybody else...Copy !req
346. It reminds me of people's feet.Copy !req
347. I don't know if I
can do that other thing.Copy !req
348. Dominic Palladino, do you remember him?Copy !req
349. - B&E guy, a real juicer.
- He's in AA now.Copy !req
350. I thought maybe I'd give him a call.Copy !req
351. They can treat this shit nowadays.Copy !req
352. Me with the competency hearings.
You with the head shrinkers.Copy !req
353. This one in rehab now.Copy !req
354. I was so upset when he didn't bring
me a present back from Italy.Copy !req
355. He got something
for A.J. and for Meadow.Copy !req
356. He gave me some vinegar, but I
don't think it was meant for me.Copy !req
357. It must've meant something,
that he felt bad.Copy !req
358. Carmela, you sound
like you're 15 years old.Copy !req
359. I say I'm helping him decorate.Copy !req
360. I bring A.J. with me.
Now even he smells a rat.Copy !req
361. If Tony suspects one iota,
you know what'll happen to Furio.Copy !req
362. These guys are living
in a different century.Copy !req
363. - It didn't stop you.
- Steve at the gym?Copy !req
364. I felt so guilty all the time.
The lies and the sneaking.Copy !req
365. It took Jackie going in
the hospital to get me to stop.Copy !req
366. - We haven't slept together yet.
- You're not fucking him?Copy !req
367. So this isn't really real.Copy !req
368. It is real.Copy !req
369. We communicate.Copy !req
370. He looks at me like I'm beautiful.Copy !req
371. He thinks I'm interesting when I talk.Copy !req
372. Just those few minutes when we see
each other, I live for those.Copy !req
373. I feel like my life is slipping through
my fingers and I will never be happy.Copy !req
374. If you haven't
slept with him yet, don't.Copy !req
375. And don't go over there anymore.Copy !req
376. We're all here?Copy !req
377. Good afternoon.Copy !req
378. For those of you who
don't know me, I am Dominic...Copy !req
379. and I'm an alcoholic and an addict.Copy !req
380. Don't forget "scumbag."Copy !req
381. As some of you obviously don't know...Copy !req
382. I've also been in
recovery now going on four years.Copy !req
383. I joined AA in prison,
and frankly, it saved my life.Copy !req
384. Okay, now, we're all here today
because we have one thing in common.Copy !req
385. Not only do we share a
certain background and culture...Copy !req
386. we care about Chris and want to help
him with his heroin addiction.Copy !req
387. Any one of you been involved
in an intervention before?Copy !req
388. Caught our daughter
smoking pot once, but...Copy !req
389. - Not really, no.
- No problem.Copy !req
390. An intervention is a non-judgmental
confrontation.Copy !req
391. A "care-frontation," we call it.Copy !req
392. Now, what I need from you guys
is to make a list of specific times...Copy !req
393. where Christopher's drug use
impacted on you directly.Copy !req
394. For example, Adriana, is it?Copy !req
395. You would say something like this:Copy !req
396. "Christopher, last Monday
you came home from work high...Copy !req
397. "and belligerent, and you were
physically abusive to me."Copy !req
398. What if he's high
when we try to talk to him?Copy !req
399. Then we wait till he's sober.Copy !req
400. My first intervention, Steven Patrano
waited 10 hours for me to sober up.Copy !req
401. - Your first intervention?
- In 1997, I suffered a relapse.Copy !req
402. As in heroin addiction, alcoholics
suffer a fairly high recidivism rate.Copy !req
403. Great. So he's taking advice
from a two-time loser.Copy !req
404. There are no losers in recovery.Copy !req
405. Actually, I never really
met Ralph's kid.Copy !req
406. I saw him once from a distance, though.Copy !req
407. Handsome boy.Copy !req
408. He's got a long struggle ahead
of him, that's for sure.Copy !req
409. Doctors, rehab...Copy !req
410. physical therapy...Copy !req
411. I think I'm going to have
the medallions of veal.Copy !req
412. You make me late for a table
at Tavern on the fucking Green?Copy !req
413. How's the real estate business?Copy !req
414. - Excuse me?
- You know, HUD.Copy !req
415. Garside Street, you, Ralph, Zellman.Copy !req
416. Zellman tell you this?Copy !req
417. Carmine doesn't know anything
about this yet.Copy !req
418. I'm giving you an
opportunity to cut a deal, make it right.Copy !req
419. Last time, Frelinghuysen Avenue, I cut you
in out of friendship, but that's over.Copy !req
420. You got nothing coming
to you. You or Carmine.Copy !req
421. You sure you want to go down this road?Copy !req
422. How much to paint a different
suit on him, change his face a little?Copy !req
423. - Pardon me?
- Why throw it away?Copy !req
424. A stronger chin, maybe.Copy !req
425. I was thinking like those paintings
in the courthouse.Copy !req
426. Something classy, you know,
like a Revolutionary War general.Copy !req
427. Napoleon and his
horse. That kind of thing.Copy !req
428. He's rather portly to be Napoleon.Copy !req
429. Not Napoleon, exactly.Copy !req
430. Like Napoleon.Copy !req
431. Sit down. Relax.Copy !req
432. What's going on, Ton'?Copy !req
433. I think I know what
happened to Ralph, and if I'm right...Copy !req
434. he ain't coming back.Copy !req
435. - It was New York.
- Johnny Sack?Copy !req
436. What was it? The fat joke?Copy !req
437. I'm sure that didn't help.Copy !req
438. Carmine.Copy !req
439. This HUD thing we're into,
they wanted a piece of it.Copy !req
440. I think they confronted Ralph...Copy !req
441. - things went sour.
- What'd he say, John?Copy !req
442. Wasn't what he said so much
as what he didn't say.Copy !req
443. We're talking about New York here.Copy !req
444. Before we do anything
in terms of a payback...Copy !req
445. you go to your people.Copy !req
446. I want a full investigation.Copy !req
447. Nobody makes a move
until we know what happened.Copy !req
448. You understand?Copy !req
449. What the fuck?Copy !req
450. - What's going on?
- Have a seat.Copy !req
451. I'm Dominic. I know
you don't know me, but...Copy !req
452. You're the guy who broke into
Stew Leonard's that time.Copy !req
453. You stole all those pork loins.Copy !req
454. Yeah, but that's not why I'm here today.Copy !req
455. - We're here to talk about your drug problem.
- What?Copy !req
456. - Jesus Christ, you fucking kidding me?
- Sorry, baby, please.Copy !req
457. No, fuck this shit.Copy !req
458. You were told once. Now, sit down.Copy !req
459. Sit down.Copy !req
460. Ma? Jesus.Copy !req
461. This won't be easy for any of us.Copy !req
462. But I want you to know that we're here
today because we care about you.Copy !req
463. - What was this, your idea?
- All we ask is that you listen.Copy !req
464. Adriana, you want to begin?Copy !req
465. "Christopher, I love you very much.Copy !req
466. "My only dream is that we
have a happy life together.Copy !req
467. "The last few months,
things have got very bad with us...Copy !req
468. "because of you
using drugs all the time.Copy !req
469. - "You're high all the time and I can't take it."
- Be specific, hon.Copy !req
470. "When we first started going out,
we made love all the time.Copy !req
471. - "Now, because of the drugs..."
- Jesus, is this fucking necessary?Copy !req
472. Go ahead.Copy !req
473. "... you can no longer function as a man.Copy !req
474. "Last week when I came home to learn
that you had killed our dog...Copy !req
475. "that was the final straw."Copy !req
476. You killed the dog? What'd
you do that for?Copy !req
477. - It was an accident.
- Was it barking?Copy !req
478. He sat on her while he was high.Copy !req
479. - Jesus Christ.
- I fell asleep.Copy !req
480. She got suffocated or something.Copy !req
481. Are you done, Adriana?Copy !req
482. You killed little Cosette?Copy !req
483. I ought to suffocate
you, you little prick!Copy !req
484. Tony, we're going in order.Copy !req
485. "When I came in to
open up one morning...Copy !req
486. "you had your head half in the toilet.
Your hair was in the toilet water.Copy !req
487. - "Disgusting."
- I told you, I had the flu.Copy !req
488. - I said my piece.
- Great, I can't even defend myself, now?Copy !req
489. - No one's attacking you.
- It doesn't change anything.Copy !req
490. But I can verify that he was
sick for a little while.Copy !req
491. This thing with the dog. How could
you not see it on the chair?Copy !req
492. You're getting emotional.Copy !req
493. That's because I know
what it's like to lose a pet!Copy !req
494. I happen to know that you were
high at my mother-in-law's wake.Copy !req
495. You were talking non-stop for
20 minutes, nothing but gibberish.Copy !req
496. My mother's wake.Copy !req
497. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
498. - You want to read your statement?
- I don't write nothing down.Copy !req
499. So I'll keep this short and sweet.Copy !req
500. You're weak. You're out of control.Copy !req
501. You've become an embarrassment
to yourself and everybody else.Copy !req
502. - Listen to you.
- Guys.Copy !req
503. We said "non-judgmental."Copy !req
504. Fuck that. Let him take his medicine.Copy !req
505. Seriously, you want
to talk about fucking up?Copy !req
506. - Watch it, Chrissy.
- What?Copy !req
507. I thought we're being honest here.Copy !req
508. You got some balls,
you know that. All of you.Copy !req
509. You want to talk about self-control,
how about you, Sil?Copy !req
510. Fucking every slut working in the
place when you got a wife and kids.Copy !req
511. Or you, Paulie.Copy !req
512. Remember last winter in
the woods with the Russian guy?Copy !req
513. I am warning you!Copy !req
514. There he goes, Mr. Type A personality.Copy !req
515. We're talking about you killing
yourself with drugs!Copy !req
516. Not my fucking personality!Copy !req
517. - Right.
- I'm going to kill myself?Copy !req
518. The way you eat, you'll have
a heart attack before you're 50.Copy !req
519. - Sit down.
- You're talking to the boss.Copy !req
520. Good, maybe someone will smack
some goddamn sense into him!Copy !req
521. Great, my own mother.
Fuck you, you fucking whore!Copy !req
522. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
523. Guys, please!Copy !req
524. Come on!Copy !req
525. Stop it!Copy !req
526. Excuse me. How's he doing?Copy !req
527. I'm a relative.Copy !req
528. He slipped off the
kitchen counter spraying for ants?Copy !req
529. He was wearing socks.Copy !req
530. - Are you aware that he has a drug problem?
- Really?Copy !req
531. The man has a hairline skull fracture.
We'll admit him, keep him overnight.Copy !req
532. One minute.Copy !req
533. Give us a minute, okay?Copy !req
534. Does it hurt?Copy !req
535. They gave me some aspirin.Copy !req
536. Enjoy it, because it's the
last fucking drug you'll ever take.Copy !req
537. - I'm sorry, T.
- Shut the fuck up and listen to me.Copy !req
538. You're my nephew, Christopher,
and I love you.Copy !req
539. That's the only reason
you're alive right now.Copy !req
540. If it were anybody else, anybody...Copy !req
541. they would've had their intervention
through the back of their head.Copy !req
542. You and me, we're close.Copy !req
543. We've done a lot of things
for each other.Copy !req
544. That cop shot my father.Copy !req
545. I know what you're telling
me, I'll never forget that.Copy !req
546. This is how you repay me.Copy !req
547. I gotta worry if you'll flip
over a nickel bag of white powder.Copy !req
548. - No, Tony, never.
- You lied to me.Copy !req
549. I told you, you were the future of
this family. I gave you that responsibility.Copy !req
550. And you looked me in the
eye, and you accepted it...Copy !req
551. and you were fucking high.Copy !req
552. Shut up.Copy !req
553. Tomorrow morning I gotta go with Patsy
up to this rehab place in Pennsylvania.Copy !req
554. You're going in. You're staying in.Copy !req
555. You'll go to every session,
and you'll keep your mouth shut.Copy !req
556. Now, if you need
anything, anything at all...Copy !req
557. Patsy's going to be
half a mile away from you...Copy !req
558. in a motel.Copy !req
559. Do you understand what
I'm saying to you?Copy !req
560. - Do you understand?
- Tony, I'm sorry!Copy !req
561. How did I fucking get to this?Copy !req
562. - So he comes again.
- Brought some pastries.Copy !req
563. - Is he taking a nap?
- Yeah.Copy !req
564. - Is he driving you to drink?
- I can drive myself.Copy !req
565. I needed that.Copy !req
566. What's the matter?Copy !req
567. Spent a long time in the
hospital last night.Copy !req
568. The shit that goes on down there.Copy !req
569. I wasn't expecting visitors.Copy !req
570. How about those Mets?Copy !req
571. Don't start with me and those Mets.Copy !req
572. You know, I was thinking about you.Copy !req
573. - So you're drunk already.
- No.Copy !req
574. I was thinking about the way you are.Copy !req
575. How you always have this little smile,
like you got your own private joke.Copy !req
576. You don't talk much, do you?Copy !req
577. I wish I knew your secret.Copy !req
578. Lose a leg and start making websites.Copy !req
579. That's the whole purpose for people
like me, to inspire people like you.Copy !req
580. - Jesus, no offense.
- That's the trouble with you Americans.Copy !req
581. You expect nothing bad ever to happen...Copy !req
582. when the rest of the world
expects only bad to happen.Copy !req
583. - They're not disappointed.
- That's a fucking grim outlook.Copy !req
584. You have everything, and
still you complain.Copy !req
585. You lie on couches and bitch
to your psychiatrist.Copy !req
586. You got too much time
to think about yourselves.Copy !req
587. Sounds like me all right.Copy !req
588. You're not so bad.Copy !req
589. You have many fine qualities.Copy !req
590. You are big and strong...Copy !req
591. full of life, mischief.Copy !req
592. I have always feel positive towards you.Copy !req
593. You should see yourself now...Copy !req
594. in the shadows there,
with the smoke all around you.Copy !req
595. You're beautiful. You
remind me of that movie star...Copy !req
596. - Irina is beautiful.
- Greta Garbo.Copy !req
597. - May I help you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
598. Brad to reception,
your 1:00 client is here.Copy !req
599. You'll call me later?Copy !req
600. No phone calls for the first
two weeks. House rules.Copy !req
601. I'll write.Copy !req
602. I was thinking of keeping
a journal anyway.Copy !req
603. Get it published, maybe,
under my pen name.Copy !req
604. Congratulations.Copy !req
605. You got here, dude. That's
the hardest part.Copy !req
606. I'm going to have to search your bag.Copy !req
607. - Cigarettes are okay, right?
- Cigarettes are fine.Copy !req
608. They're encouraged for patients who smoke.
But, Chris, no chocolate allowed.Copy !req
609. No caffeine or
substances containing caffeine.Copy !req
610. All set?Copy !req
611. - I love you, baby.
- I love you, too.Copy !req
612. When's Bill coming back?Copy !req
613. Next week.Copy !req
614. I'll be busy for a few days...Copy !req
615. but I'll see you when I can.Copy !req
616. I think it's not a good idea.Copy !req
617. - What do you mean?
- Maybe I call you.Copy !req
618. But I don't think so.Copy !req
619. - You didn't like it?
- I like it very much.Copy !req
620. But, Tony, come on.Copy !req
621. You're a nice guy,
but I got my own problems.Copy !req
622. I don't want all the time prop you up.Copy !req
623. What, are you fucking kidding me?Copy !req
624. - What you doing?
- I didn't expect you so soon.Copy !req
625. Tell my uncle I'll talk to him later.Copy !req
626. Lowe is not a 98-99 mile an hour guy.Copy !req
627. Driven out to deep left field!
Giving chase is Henderson, on the run!Copy !req
628. See ya! An opposite-field home run...Copy !req