1. "Italy was relieved today upon Iearning...Copy !req
2. "that the country's high court had ruled
that influence peddling is not a crime.Copy !req
3. "Said Franco Ferrarotti,
an Italian sociologist:Copy !req
4. "'Essentially, the judges are saying
what everybody believes.'Copy !req
5. "He was referring to raccomendazione...Copy !req
6. "the Italian custom of seeking
special treatment from people in power.Copy !req
7. "'This is our version of the Protestant ethic,'
Mr. Ferrarotti said.Copy !req
8. "The case concerned a clerk of a civil court
in Potenza...Copy !req
9. "who was jailed for promising
to speed up someone's trial.Copy !req
10. "Evidence showed that
he received 88 pounds of fish...Copy !req
11. "in return for his assistance."Copy !req
12. Hello.Copy !req
13. Yeah, she's here.Copy !req
14. She's on duty today.Copy !req
15. The same, undercover.Copy !req
16. Yeah, let me have her call you back.Copy !req
17. Deb, it was your mom.Copy !req
18. You're complaining about
your paper on ethnicity.Copy !req
19. Here's some interesting stuff
from your own background.Copy !req
20. We're from Potenza?Copy !req
21. I thought we were
Napoli-Daboli or whatever.Copy !req
22. Neapolitan. But this
is about Italy as a whole.Copy !req
23. Did the squirrels eat the bread I put out
for the ducks, or somebody sweep it up?Copy !req
24. I do know that Meadow stepped
in some soggy bread with her bare feet.Copy !req
25. You should've heard it.Copy !req
26. What's that?Copy !req
27. This is the New York Times that your friend
here has delivered to him at school...Copy !req
28. for his Social Studies requirement,
then he doesn't read them.Copy !req
29. - I find them piled in his room.
- Make a go of it at that new school.Copy !req
30. You got no idea
what we did to get you in there.Copy !req
31. There is no reason you shouldn't
be able to pass Social Studies.Copy !req
32. You passing Social Studies?Copy !req
33. You just revealed your own ignorance.Copy !req
34. It's only been five days.
We didn't get grades yet.Copy !req
35. I what? I revealed my own what?Copy !req
36. Look at that.Copy !req
37. Now, he's reading.Copy !req
38. - Hey, everybody.
- Where's Furio?Copy !req
39. How you doing, Ton'?Copy !req
40. A.J., finish getting dressed.Copy !req
41. - You want some coffee?
- No.Copy !req
42. - Has Furio got that bug again?
- Tony Iikes to mix it up, you know.Copy !req
43. Different cars.Copy !req
44. What, the Caprice?Copy !req
45. No, he's turning off.Copy !req
46. Take me to my uncle's doctor.Copy !req
47. Furio called me.
He's going to the fucking track today.Copy !req
48. - So what about it?
- I don't know.Copy !req
49. I'm driving again, all of a sudden.Copy !req
50. So what? I gotta explain
why I want you with me this week?Copy !req
51. - God forbid you'd explain.
- That's right.Copy !req
52. - Now you're gonna get fresh about it?
- I'm just saying, I mean, I'm glad to do it.Copy !req
53. I'm glad you're glad.Copy !req
54. You know, your father was
like a mentor to me.Copy !req
55. - Right.
- A standup.Copy !req
56. You ask anybody.
Your old man was a Iegend.Copy !req
57. He single-handedly hunted down
that New England crew.Copy !req
58. Brought the war home to them up there.Copy !req
59. Another Chevy.Copy !req
60. Nuns.Copy !req
61. Might be undercover Feds, but I doubt it.Copy !req
62. He must be colicky.Copy !req
63. I think he Iikes your hair better that way.Copy !req
64. Mr. Soprano.Copy !req
65. There she is.Copy !req
66. - You be good now, don't start.
- You ought to see my finish.Copy !req
67. You get sued for talk like that nowadays.Copy !req
68. Then cancel my appointment.
Let me die now.Copy !req
69. If a man can't voice to a beautiful woman...Copy !req
70. the zephyrs that are blowing
through his mind—Copy !req
71. God, listen to him today.Copy !req
72. Go in there now,
and strip down to your shorts.Copy !req
73. You see now? I'm not gonna touch that line.
Too much class.Copy !req
74. - But as for that Iovely Iaugh line—
- Come on, handsome, we're busy.Copy !req
75. Give me that cheek, right here.Copy !req
76. - I surrender, do with me what you will.
- Okay.Copy !req
77. The doctor will be with you both.Copy !req
78. So, what'd you wanna see me about?Copy !req
79. - My trial starts a week from Tuesday.
- You'll beat it.Copy !req
80. - Melvoin's good.
- We have to change our arrangement.Copy !req
81. Which arrangement is that?Copy !req
82. These fucking Iawyers
are taking my internal organs.Copy !req
83. $1 million for this trial,
Melvoin and Hirshorn are charging.Copy !req
84. And that was bad enough.Copy !req
85. Now they put this Harvard kid on,
this Iackey.Copy !req
86. I don't know what the fuck he does.Copy !req
87. And then they just decided
we needed audibility experts to testify...Copy !req
88. you can't definitively state what people
are saying on the government tapes.Copy !req
89. I could fucking tell them that.Copy !req
90. Those guys,
they got sound graphs and shit.Copy !req
91. $50,000, the cocksuckers are charging.Copy !req
92. Plus the minimization expert,
plus the fucking monthly expenses.Copy !req
93. Fucking Iexis fees, the Xeroxing.Copy !req
94. An entire Northwest forest
must've given its life in Xerox paper...Copy !req
95. for this one fucking trial.Copy !req
96. I said to Mel,
"Can't we just at one fucking meeting...Copy !req
97. "all read from the same sheet of paper,
pass it around?"Copy !req
98. Our split stays the same.Copy !req
99. You kept me in place as boss
to take the heat off you.Copy !req
100. My Iegal problems have let you
go around like a gabavreche...Copy !req
101. - two fucking years now.
- There you go.Copy !req
102. Ten points.Copy !req
103. I got medical bills, too, Anthony.Copy !req
104. I got cash flow problems of my own.Copy !req
105. A one-time hit, $50,000, $75,000
to cover the audibility expert.Copy !req
106. I got two kids in private schools.Copy !req
107. Goddamn it!Copy !req
108. Get your shy running right.
That's what you should be focused on.Copy !req
109. Would you like to try some kielbasa?
Kentshire farms. Nitrate-free.Copy !req
110. I mean, don't get me wrong.
I like Versace's dinnerware...Copy !req
111. but stamping your face
on every plate... The ego!Copy !req
112. Look who's here.Copy !req
113. My God, what are you doing home?Copy !req
114. - I got to get this out to my car.
- Is that for us?Copy !req
115. You're in a good mood.Copy !req
116. Want me to fix you a plate?Copy !req
117. Will you shut that pocket rat up?Copy !req
118. - You wanna say hello to Danielle?
- Not really.Copy !req
119. - I should go, anyhow.
- Enjoy your wine.Copy !req
120. - Don't listen to his bullshit.
- I got to get up early tomorrow.Copy !req
121. - No matter how much the john offers you?
- Pig.Copy !req
122. This is beautiful.Copy !req
123. - Where'd you get it?
- You said you were gonna go. Go.Copy !req
124. - I got to get some sleep.
- I should go.Copy !req
125. Froze to death in that mall today.
They go crazy with the air-conditioning.Copy !req
126. - So, when am I gonna see you again?
- I'll call you.Copy !req
127. Okay, sweetie.Copy !req
128. Some of those bags look like Gucci.Copy !req
129. Yeah, he gets that stuff all the time.
His cousin's a Iiquidator.Copy !req
130. - Bye.
- See you.Copy !req
131. - You are so fucking rude.
- I had a horrible goddamn day.Copy !req
132. She's over here all the time Iately.Copy !req
133. Tony still acting all mean?Copy !req
134. - Cosette, quiet.
- Fucking asshole.Copy !req
135. Ever since I questioned his judgment
on some RalphielJackie Junior problem.Copy !req
136. Like he's fucking infallible.
Pope Tony XXIII or some shit.Copy !req
137. And now, of course, he starts in with
my father so I can be compared all negative.Copy !req
138. You never know, I could
be on the endangered species Iist.Copy !req
139. Chrissy.Copy !req
140. Gonna get high?Copy !req
141. Maybe I'll just smoke some.Copy !req
142. That's more addictive than shooting.Copy !req
143. I don't do it every fucking day now,
like some people.Copy !req
144. I'm just chipping, I got it under control.Copy !req
145. Chrissy, Tony loves you.Copy !req
146. Why would he have you made
if he didn't depend on you?Copy !req
147. He can depend on me.Copy !req
148. When the fuck have
I ever not been there 100 percent?Copy !req
149. Want some?Copy !req
150. Can I talk to you a minute?Copy !req
151. Turn this off?Copy !req
152. Turn it down.Copy !req
153. I'm worried, Tony.Copy !req
154. - About my weight?
- About money.Copy !req
155. You're getting a Iittle less allowance
than usual. I told you, it's temporary.Copy !req
156. Super Bowl last year,
we didn't Iay enough off.Copy !req
157. No, it's not just that.Copy !req
158. I'm worried about you, about the future...Copy !req
159. about me and the kids,
if something happens to you.Copy !req
160. - I don't provide for you?
- Now.Copy !req
161. I saw Angie Bonpensiero today.Copy !req
162. She was handing out
free Polish sausage at the supermarket.Copy !req
163. Don't start. I supported her.
You're so worried about the money.Copy !req
164. Who is gonna support
your children and me...Copy !req
165. if, God forbid, something happens to you?Copy !req
166. That's the point. Sil? Paulie?Copy !req
167. - That is frightening.
- You'll be taken care of.Copy !req
168. You're set in perpetuity.
There's money in overseas accounts.Copy !req
169. I don't have the serial numbers.Copy !req
170. You'll have them when the time comes.
Not now.Copy !req
171. For your own benefit.
So you're not an accomplice.Copy !req
172. Jesus Christ, I been busting
my pick all day long...Copy !req
173. to bring home the money
you're so concerned about.Copy !req
174. I thought maybe I could have a sundae
and zone out in front of the frigging TV.Copy !req
175. Because, A: you're right,
my job is extremely stressful...Copy !req
176. I am talking about some
simple estate planning, Tony, that's all.Copy !req
177. My cousin, Brian Cammarata, has helped
Iots of people set up trusts for their kids...Copy !req
178. - begin asset allocation—
- I got to spell this out for you?Copy !req
179. I can't declare X amount of my income.Copy !req
180. Your consulting fees
from Barone Sanitation you do.Copy !req
181. We file a tax return
to justify the house, the cars.Copy !req
182. We could put aside some of that
to start a portfolio.Copy !req
183. Stocks?Copy !req
184. You gotta be high in the
corporate structure to make that work.Copy !req
185. We don't have
those Enron-type connections.Copy !req
186. Bonds, then.Copy !req
187. There are these things called "REITs"
Brian told me about.Copy !req
188. Bonds, where's the capital for that?Copy !req
189. In the Caymans or under the mattress...Copy !req
190. or wherever you put it at zero growth.Copy !req
191. The money stays put.
With what's going on globally...Copy !req
192. - There's always some excuse.
- There's no cash in this house.Copy !req
193. Not since our last bust.Copy !req
194. Check the vents.Copy !req
195. - And I provide for my children.
- Yes, Tony, you do.Copy !req
196. But I don't know how you do it,
because you won't tell me.Copy !req
197. Let me tell you something,
or you can watch the fucking news:Copy !req
198. Everything comes to an end.Copy !req
199. Good morning, Ton'.Copy !req
200. - They over there?
- I was able to reach everybody.Copy !req
201. What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
202. - What?
- You're wasting fucking ice.Copy !req
203. - It's mostly melted.
- You're fucking arguing with me now?Copy !req
204. No, Ton'.Copy !req
205. You don't see the monthly statements.
We're hemorrhaging money out of here.Copy !req
206. No, you're right, I don't.Copy !req
207. - Think that shit grows on trees?
- Ice? No, I don't.Copy !req
208. - Are you getting cute with me?
- No.Copy !req
209. I think you are.
You're getting a fucking attitude on you.Copy !req
210. I'm not.Copy !req
211. - Ice, when it hangs around—
- Georgie, be quiet.Copy !req
212. But it gets watery. It dilutes the drinks...Copy !req
213. - especially Scotch.
- Jesus Christ.Copy !req
214. Here, throw it all away.Copy !req
215. Waste it all, fucking John D. Rockefeller!
Waste it all!Copy !req
216. Conserve.Copy !req
217. Where were you?Copy !req
218. I wanna know why there's zero growth
in this family's receipts.Copy !req
219. Where's the fucking money?Copy !req
220. You're supposed to be earners.
That's why you got the top-tier positions.Copy !req
221. So, everyone, go out to your people
on the street, crack some heads.Copy !req
222. Create some fucking earners out there.Copy !req
223. The guy...Copy !req
224. We talked about this,
over at the other place with the guy.Copy !req
225. The councilman.
What the fuck happened to that?Copy !req
226. - It petered out.
- "It petered out."Copy !req
227. - It died on the vine.
- "It died on the vine."Copy !req
228. It died on the vine.
The guy, he moved or something.Copy !req
229. Nobody knows
what the fuck I'm talking about!Copy !req
230. We hear you.Copy !req
231. My uncle...Copy !req
232. the boss of this family...Copy !req
233. is on trial for his life.Copy !req
234. And what you people are
kicking up to him is a fucking disgrace.Copy !req
235. You know how much Iawyers cost?Copy !req
236. A major RICO like his,
I'm the only one supporting him.Copy !req
237. This thing is a pyramid,
since time immemorial.Copy !req
238. Shit runs downhill, money goes up.
It's that simple.Copy !req
239. I should not have to be coming here...Copy !req
240. hat in my hand...Copy !req
241. reminding you about your duty to that man.Copy !req
242. And I don't wanna hear about
the fucking economy either!Copy !req
243. Sil, break it down for them.Copy !req
244. What two businesses have traditionally
been recession proof...Copy !req
245. since time immemorial?Copy !req
246. Certain aspects of show business,
and our thing.Copy !req
247. Now, that's it, that's all I got to say.Copy !req
248. Frankly, I'm depressed and ashamed.Copy !req
249. Is that what your coach laid out for you
as a training breakfast?Copy !req
250. The shelf in the garage is still loose.Copy !req
251. You went down in the garage?
I'm gonna go check it out.Copy !req
252. You said you'd wake up early,
come to church with me...Copy !req
253. then go online and register for your classes.Copy !req
254. I'll miss Grandma and Grandpa at dinner.Copy !req
255. There's a back-to-school party for Hadley.Copy !req
256. These boring Sunday dinners.Copy !req
257. Can one of my new friends eat over?Copy !req
258. Aunt Ro and Uncle Ralph will be here, too,
but I'm sure we can fit.Copy !req
259. - You're not gonna Iay out, Dad?
- It's too cold.Copy !req
260. Ralphie and Ro are coming out here today?Copy !req
261. I thought we got that straightened out
months ago.Copy !req
262. And it's not "Uncle Ralph."Copy !req
263. I asked you about inviting them
the other night, and you said...Copy !req
264. I must've been focused on something else.Copy !req
265. It's Ro's birthday, and she's very down.Copy !req
266. Anthony.Copy !req
267. I ever tell you about the time I had a Harley?Copy !req
268. - Whoa, cool.
- '74 Shovelhead.Copy !req
269. - I could blow off Porsches on that thing.
- Not my dad's Boxster.Copy !req
270. - What's your name?
- Matt.Copy !req
271. Matt, no offense, but your dad's
Boxster is a Porsche with panties.Copy !req
272. He knows what I'm saying.Copy !req
273. I mean, that's for the Hamptons, the Boxster.Copy !req
274. I'm talking Turbo Carrera.Copy !req
275. One time, I'm alongside this Turbo
with doctor plates.Copy !req
276. We come off the line,
he's got this big Jew grin.Copy !req
277. You're not Jewish are you?Copy !req
278. - Half.
- Anyway, he knows it's all in fun.Copy !req
279. At the Passaic Avenue
and New Dutch Lane intersection...Copy !req
280. we're doing 110. Boom!
Right through the Iight.Copy !req
281. He wasn't grinning then, boy.Copy !req
282. I look back. He's white as false teeth.Copy !req
283. Jason Mingelli's parents
let him get a YZ-250.Copy !req
284. You get on that bike, I will cut
your Iegs off before the bike does.Copy !req
285. - I had the high handlebars, you know.
- Bruce Dern, don't you have to go?Copy !req
286. I got to hit the Iittle boy's room.Copy !req
287. You guys need some help?Copy !req
288. In my day, there was a motorcycle
called the Vincent Black Shadow.Copy !req
289. - Boy, did that thing take off.
- The hoods all drove those.Copy !req
290. They beat you up that time,
you remember, on City Island?Copy !req
291. He'd just gotten out of the Navy.
I think he weighed 105 pounds.Copy !req
292. Did you see any action
in World War II, Hugh?Copy !req
293. A Iittle bit. I was stationed in Nova Scotia.Copy !req
294. But I caught diverticulitis.
It's the weight loss she's talking about.Copy !req
295. Oh, my God, you're eating, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
296. - Don't worry about it, come in.
- You want something?Copy !req
297. No, my God, thank you.Copy !req
298. I just came over to borrow the samovar
for my cousin's baby shower.Copy !req
299. This is my friend, Danielle Ciccolella.
This is Christopher's cousin Tony.Copy !req
300. - Tony.
- How you doing?Copy !req
301. His cousin Carmela.Copy !req
302. - This is a beautiful home.
- Thank you.Copy !req
303. Where you from, Danielle?Copy !req
304. - Whippany.
- Want some anisette?Copy !req
305. No, thanks.Copy !req
306. This thing needs polishing.Copy !req
307. - There's a bathroom downstairs.
- It's me, Janice.Copy !req
308. - There's a bathroom downstairs.
- I know.Copy !req
309. What?Copy !req
310. - What are you doing?
- Nothing.Copy !req
311. Come on.Copy !req
312. I knew it.Copy !req
313. Go ahead, you can do that.Copy !req
314. How's Ro doing down there?Copy !req
315. Very quiet, you know, it's to be expected.Copy !req
316. They got her on medication.
I don't think it's helping.Copy !req
317. "Ah, Bartleby! Ah, humanity!"Copy !req
318. Danielle, did you see the Ioggia?Copy !req
319. That Ioggia was my daughter's idea.Copy !req
320. Nice?Copy !req
321. Danielle, come check this out.Copy !req
322. Come on.Copy !req
323. What are you doing to me here?Copy !req
324. I was stationed in Nova Scotia.Copy !req
325. Well, I told you that.Copy !req
326. Anyway, there was nothing for them
to do in Nova Scotia.Copy !req
327. Great seafood, but other than that...Copy !req
328. That's a lot of cracked corn.Copy !req
329. All the ducks,
they've flown south for the winter.Copy !req
330. So? I'll be ready for next season.Copy !req
331. Thanks.Copy !req
332. Red Suburban. I'll be over at Italianissimo.Copy !req
333. Good news about the Esplanade.Copy !req
334. The Iegislature's voted to refund the
special Newark development district...Copy !req
335. along Frelinghuysen Avenue,
north from the Museum of Trucking.Copy !req
336. Because of the vote, Omni is gonna
put up a hotel with a galleria...Copy !req
337. on the first floor.
Word came down yesterday.Copy !req
338. A galleria?Copy !req
339. Fifty stores selling
sneakers and turnip greens.Copy !req
340. It's a demographic imperative.
Hoboken's maxed out.Copy !req
341. Your Prada people are already
moving to Down Neck.Copy !req
342. Where are they gonna go next?Copy !req
343. My old man had a piece of
the garbage transfer station...Copy !req
344. in Lower Manhattan, back in the '70s.Copy !req
345. People told him:Copy !req
346. "Start buying up
the abandoned buildings around here."Copy !req
347. - But he couldn't see it.
- And now it's TriBeCa.Copy !req
348. I tell you, Tony...Copy !req
349. I'm borrowing money myself to grab up
parcels along Frelinghuysen Ave...Copy !req
350. through a shell company.
And a private citizen like you?Copy !req
351. Who's gonna quibble
with patriotic entrepreneurism?Copy !req
352. My uncle has property
down on Frelinghuysen.Copy !req
353. Mr. Soprano.Copy !req
354. I remember youCopy !req
355. You're the one that
made my dreams come trueCopy !req
356. a few kisses agoCopy !req
357. Oh, boy.Copy !req
358. I'm gonna be busy the next couple months.Copy !req
359. But after that, what would you say...Copy !req
360. me and you...Copy !req
361. una bella giornata, to that
city called Atlantic?Copy !req
362. I have many dear friends there.
I could show you quite a time.Copy !req
363. - Thank you, but I don't gamble.
- With me, it's never a gamble.Copy !req
364. You know, today is my last day.Copy !req
365. - Where you going?
- Back to school.Copy !req
366. Anyway, I'll come say goodbye
when you're done here.Copy !req
367. Excuse me.Copy !req
368. All the fucking Iuck.Copy !req
369. So, what is it today?Copy !req
370. It's becoming clear to me...Copy !req
371. Murf can't run my operations
while I'm in court.Copy !req
372. He's starting to forget things. His words...Copy !req
373. Sometimes there's food on the
front of his shirt, the poor bastard.Copy !req
374. I'm gonna move Bobby up.Copy !req
375. - I think it's a good choice.
- I wasn't asking, I'm telling.Copy !req
376. - So you know who to talk to.
- Bobby know yet?Copy !req
377. I think we should bring him in here.
He's gonna be a very happy man.Copy !req
378. - Thought you were at the beauty parlor.
- I'm going to get the last of the tomatoes.Copy !req
379. - Yeah, they were good last night.
- A Iittle late in the season for ducks, no?Copy !req
380. Not necessarily. The ones from
upper Canada, this is the south to them.Copy !req
381. - Speak.
- I have a collect call for Mr. Walters.Copy !req
382. Okay, operator.Copy !req
383. John?Copy !req
384. Right on time.Copy !req
385. That's all I got, pal, time.Copy !req
386. What the fuck happened out there?Copy !req
387. Didn't Tony tell you? Sil?Copy !req
388. They mentioned in passing that you were
doing the county book in Youngstown.Copy !req
389. Didn't have long to talk.Copy !req
390. Hello?Copy !req
391. Let me first say,
I can't tell you how touched I was...Copy !req
392. when my nephew told me
you wanted me to call.Copy !req
393. Anthony only talks to me
through middlemen.Copy !req
394. - So, what did they pinch you for?
- Gun charge.Copy !req
395. I drove out to visit Lenny Scotise.Copy !req
396. Don't know if you know Lenny.Copy !req
397. - Him and I used to have that little club—
- Doesn't matter.Copy !req
398. Anyway, my first night here...Copy !req
399. we drive out to visit
Dean Martin's birthplace in Steubenville.Copy !req
400. Cops pull us over for no left blinker.Copy !req
401. Long story short,
they find a piece under the seat.Copy !req
402. Fucking.38.Copy !req
403. Turns out it was used in an unsolved
murder out here from eight years ago.Copy !req
404. - Jesus.
- Yeah.Copy !req
405. So what can I do to help?Copy !req
406. You're too much. Nothing.Copy !req
407. The Iawyer said they'll keep us here
as long as they can...Copy !req
408. till they make their case,
or unless somebody cops to it.Copy !req
409. Keep your dick up.Copy !req
410. Well, I... Leave that. Don't touch that,
my program's coming on.Copy !req
411. John, love you, babe. Don't let me rot, now.Copy !req
412. - Turns out I gotta work tonight.
- I see.Copy !req
413. You see what?Copy !req
414. You're so concerned about finances...Copy !req
415. where do you think it comes from?Copy !req
416. Be careful driving home.Copy !req
417. There he is!Copy !req
418. Here's to Newark's newest hotel.Copy !req
419. Anything else with the Esplanade
I should know?Copy !req
420. No.Copy !req
421. It's the girls from Icelandic Air!Copy !req
422. Come on in!Copy !req
423. Hey, how are you?Copy !req
424. All right, let me get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
425. How's Junior?Copy !req
426. - He's gonna be all right.
- Tell him he's in our prayers, etc.Copy !req
427. I'll be sure to let him know.Copy !req
428. One other thing, though.Copy !req
429. John said he went to a cookout
at your house.Copy !req
430. A don doesn't wear shorts.Copy !req
431. All right, come on.Copy !req
432. EIevator's here.Copy !req
433. So where are you girls from?Copy !req
434. Reykjavik.Copy !req
435. You do and you'll clean it up.Copy !req
436. - Christopher!
- Yeah!Copy !req
437. Let's go!Copy !req
438. What's up, T?Copy !req
439. You have a good time tonight?Copy !req
440. All right.Copy !req
441. Learn anything?Copy !req
442. Like what?Copy !req
443. Anything.Copy !req
444. You had a sit-down with two bosses.Copy !req
445. You got a real hard-on for me,
that's all I know.Copy !req
446. - You think so?
- It's fucking obvious.Copy !req
447. Take the parkway.Copy !req
448. You know, for all the things there are
to eat on this island...Copy !req
449. breadfruit, mangoes, papayas,
not to mention the fish in the sea...Copy !req
450. there's no question about us surviving.
We could go on here for years.Copy !req
451. And I mean years.Copy !req
452. Where are you going?Copy !req
453. Get that.Copy !req
454. Hello?Copy !req
455. Who did?Copy !req
456. They did?Copy !req
457. I'll tell him.Copy !req
458. Tell me what?Copy !req
459. - That was Melvoin.
- So, it was Melvoin.Copy !req
460. What the fuck is this, Mother May I?
Go ahead, tell me!Copy !req
461. He just had a call from some source of his.Copy !req
462. Dr. Schreck's office isn't safe to talk at.Copy !req
463. The FBI had an undercover in there
since January.Copy !req
464. Or D-day or something.Copy !req
465. The agent's been pulled
to testify at your trial.Copy !req
466. All right, pull up over there.Copy !req
467. Who's that, Bobby Bacala?Copy !req
468. See over there?Copy !req
469. Guy in there killed your father.Copy !req
470. What the fuck are you talking about?Copy !req
471. Barry Haydu.Copy !req
472. Detective Lieutenant
in the CIifton Police Force.Copy !req
473. Retired today.Copy !req
474. That's his retirement party.Copy !req
475. Everybody always told me
it was a fucking cop.Copy !req
476. I thought he was dead.Copy !req
477. - My mother can't even talk about it.
- Did the hit for Jilly Ruffalo.Copy !req
478. Him and your old man
were in the can together.Copy !req
479. Jilly stabbed your old man's cellmate
to death.Copy !req
480. So, when your old man got paroled,
he tracked down Jilly.Copy !req
481. Took out his eye so bad,
he couldn't even put a glass one in.Copy !req
482. Loyal, your old man.Copy !req
483. That's what I heard.Copy !req
484. Some guy's eye.Copy !req
485. They hit my dad
right outside my house, right?Copy !req
486. - He was bringing home a crib for me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
487. Well, no...Copy !req
488. He was outside the house,
but he wasn't carrying a crib.Copy !req
489. He had a bunch of TV trays.Copy !req
490. Could've been a crib just as easily.Copy !req
491. That rat fuck was in uniform then.Copy !req
492. Gambled like you wouldn't believe.Copy !req
493. He did it on contract.Copy !req
494. Made a lot of money over the years.Copy !req
495. So, how come he's still fucking walking?Copy !req
496. Because he's been useful.
But he's outlived it...Copy !req
497. as of his cute Iittle ceremony this afternoon.Copy !req
498. Is that him?Copy !req
499. With the sombrero on?Copy !req
500. No, you can't tell from here.Copy !req
501. Maybe...Copy !req
502. Yeah, probably.Copy !req
503. Here.Copy !req
504. Nice house, apparently.Copy !req
505. They say he paid cash for it.Copy !req
506. Good Iuck.Copy !req
507. Questions?Copy !req
508. Kill the dome Iight.Copy !req
509. Said, "Hey, Joe"Copy !req
510. That's the lamest plan I ever heard.Copy !req
511. It is not a lame plan,
we got it all worked out.Copy !req
512. And we got the time to place everything.Copy !req
513. It's lame.Copy !req
514. Magnum, why are you being
so negative and hostile?Copy !req
515. Higgins, he's one of the biggest
drug dealers in the Midwest...Copy !req
516. and he's as dangerous as Quenneville...Copy !req
517. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
518. You're cleaned out.
Nothing to rob in this place.Copy !req
519. Well, there's this.Copy !req
520. Okay.Copy !req
521. You know I'm a police officer.Copy !req
522. Engraving on this watch
says you retired today.Copy !req
523. Every Iittle bit helps.Copy !req
524. Rough divorce?Copy !req
525. She must be a real vile twat.Copy !req
526. Hope she didn't pass it on to your daughter.Copy !req
527. Listen to me.Copy !req
528. It's not too late to cut your losses.Copy !req
529. Unlock me, give me the weapons.Copy !req
530. I promise you I will do
whatever is in my power to help you.Copy !req
531. Maybe. Let's come back to that.Copy !req
532. You remember Dickie Moltisanti?Copy !req
533. - No.
- No?Copy !req
534. Is that what you said?Copy !req
535. - Is he a friend of yours?
- He was my father.Copy !req
536. Steak san, Newport fries?Copy !req
537. Scrambled eggs, no oil, tomato slices.Copy !req
538. So, are you...Copy !req
539. mentally prepared for this promotion?Copy !req
540. Yeah.Copy !req
541. How's that steak?Copy !req
542. It's okay.Copy !req
543. Hon? Another steak san over here.Copy !req
544. - Rare.
- Coming up.Copy !req
545. You know, because it's...Copy !req
546. It's a lot of added responsibility.Copy !req
547. I think it should've happened sooner.Copy !req
548. How's your family doing, you know...Copy !req
549. since the tragedy with your dad?Copy !req
550. Rough on my mother.Copy !req
551. How old is she now?Copy !req
552. She's 69.Copy !req
553. Mom really went downhill
after the World Trade Center.Copy !req
554. You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.Copy !req
555. Who did what?Copy !req
556. These problems.
The Middle East, the end of the world.Copy !req
557. Nostradamus.Copy !req
558. Quasimodo's the Hunchback of Notre Dame.Copy !req
559. Right.Copy !req
560. Notre Damus.Copy !req
561. Nostradamus, and Notre Dame.Copy !req
562. It's two different things completely.Copy !req
563. It's interesting, though,
they'd be so similar, isn't it?Copy !req
564. And I always thought,
"Okay, Hunchback of Notre Dame.Copy !req
565. "You also got your quarterback
and halfback of Notre Dame."Copy !req
566. One's a fucking cathedral.Copy !req
567. Obviously. I know, I'm just saying.Copy !req
568. It's interesting, the coincidence.Copy !req
569. What, you gonna tell me
you never pondered that?Copy !req
570. - The back thing with Notre Dame?
- No!Copy !req
571. Look, I don't know who told you I had
anything to do with your father's death...Copy !req
572. but their information is faulty...Copy !req
573. or they are deliberately
not telling you the truth.Copy !req
574. Are you inferring that
you didn't take cash from Jilly Ruffalo...Copy !req
575. to whack my father while he was carrying
a TV tray for me to watch TV?Copy !req
576. I don't know anybody named Ruffalo.Copy !req
577. You're being set up!Copy !req
578. He's Iying to you, whoever he is.Copy !req
579. It wouldn't make any difference.Copy !req
580. What do you mean,
it wouldn't make any difference?Copy !req
581. He wants you dead.Copy !req
582. All right, look. I got a boat.Copy !req
583. It's a Sea Ray 230. It's almost brand new.Copy !req
584. I didn't kill your father, but you could...Copy !req
585. You don't want a cop-kill on your head!Copy !req
586. and what if they won't pull over, T.C. ?Copy !req
587. I'm not gonna take on a limo in this car.Copy !req
588. - No problem.
- I'm sorry!Copy !req
589. - What are you gonna do?
- Honk the horn.Copy !req
590. Pull over! Police!Copy !req
591. Police, in a Ferrari?Copy !req
592. Freeze! Don't move a muscle,
or I'll put a bullet through it.Copy !req
593. Special Investigator Finaday,
you're under arrest.Copy !req
594. What's the charge, Officer?Copy !req
595. Speeding, reckless driving,
endangering another vehicle...Copy !req
596. and impersonating an officer.Copy !req
597. - How do you think it's going?
- Couldn't be better, you two are terrific.Copy !req
598. Soon as they come through the door,
we're gonna nail them.Copy !req
599. Freeze!Copy !req
600. Shit.Copy !req
601. I missed my game, again.Copy !req
602. Fucking loser.Copy !req
603. Now Reese'll have to lead
the guys to victory.Copy !req
604. - Who's Reese?
- Kenneth Reese!Copy !req
605. He was my back-up quarterback
at the academy...Copy !req
606. and he's been waiting
for a chance like this since 1963.Copy !req
607. Now he's got it because of you.Copy !req
608. more than 12 hours. Ted?Copy !req
609. Amy, in Pennsylvania tonight,
two men were shot and killed...Copy !req
610. in what was described as a brazen
but successful armored-car robbery.Copy !req
611. Three accomplices escaped with $800,000...Copy !req
612. while one of the dead men,
Dennis Lynch of Freehold, New Jersey...Copy !req
613. was said by police to have ties
to organized crime families...Copy !req
614. both in that city and in New York.Copy !req
615. The street where the robbery took place...Copy !req
616. was littered with bills
of denominations from...Copy !req
617. - You smell gas down here?
- It's always like that.Copy !req
618. You had the pipes checked?Copy !req
619. I thought I heard something.Copy !req
620. Is he up? I need to talk to him.Copy !req
621. I brought him a steak.
You can put it with eggs.Copy !req
622. Actually, your wife's here.
She's making him something to eat.Copy !req
623. Karen. Did something happen?Copy !req
624. We got some bad news last night.Copy !req
625. Are you just gonna stand there?Copy !req
626. The Feds had an undercover agent
in Dr. Schreck's office.Copy !req
627. Uncle Jun'.Copy !req
628. - Hey, Karen.
- Fucking Grand Central Station?Copy !req
629. Junior, my kids?Copy !req
630. You're right. Sorry, dear.Copy !req
631. I brought my bar of soap.Copy !req
632. What time they call you?Copy !req
633. We had a Iittle scare.
Thought it was the shunt in his heart.Copy !req
634. He passed some gas, and he seems better.Copy !req
635. Why don't you go on Joe Franklin,
tell the whole tri-state area?Copy !req
636. Dad.Copy !req
637. Not now.Copy !req
638. I heard what happened.Copy !req
639. It's bad, but it's not worth
getting yourself sick over.Copy !req
640. - I told you, just sit down.
- He doesn't have cable.Copy !req
641. Actually, we're gonna go.Copy !req
642. Okay, Jun', you got everything?Copy !req
643. Thank you, dear, you've been wonderful.Copy !req
644. Bye, Karen.Copy !req
645. I'll see you. See you, kids.Copy !req
646. - Goodbye, Karen.
- Be good.Copy !req
647. Must've been that piece of tail.Copy !req
648. Now, look, she...Copy !req
649. She probably reported the meetings...Copy !req
650. who was there, all that shit.Copy !req
651. As far as conversations,
what could she hear?Copy !req
652. You'd better hope nothing...Copy !req
653. because you were involved
in every fucking one.Copy !req
654. How could you fall for that flirty shit?
That's the point!Copy !req
655. Get the hell outta here.
I wanna talk to my uncle.Copy !req
656. Forget about that for a minute.
That shit about your Iegal expenses.Copy !req
657. I been thinking, and okay.Copy !req
658. Maybe I can give you some relief.Copy !req
659. What?Copy !req
660. You got that empty garage
over on Frelinghuysen Avenue.Copy !req
661. You been trying to sell it.
I'll take it off your hands.Copy !req
662. - What are you gonna do with it?
- I don't know, I'm trying to help you out.Copy !req
663. How much?Copy !req
664. $100,000.Copy !req
665. Who gives a fuck anyway?Copy !req
666. - Come on.
- I was led around by the nose, Anthony.Copy !req
667. You're right. A young cooze smiled at me,
and birds started chirping.Copy !req
668. Time was, my instincts would've never
failed me like that.Copy !req
669. So, what are you now, the Amazing Kreskin?Copy !req
670. What did I tell her?Copy !req
671. Did I say anything
could be used against me?Copy !req
672. I don't know.Copy !req
673. Bullshitting, singing.Copy !req
674. Atlantic City, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
675. I'll be sitting right across from her
in the courtroom.Copy !req
676. All right, come on. Have something to eat.Copy !req
677. I'm an old man, Anthony.Copy !req
678. An old man that's going to trial.Copy !req
679. Not much else to say about me.Copy !req
680. I'm a Iittle depressed.Copy !req
681. You were on vacation.Copy !req
682. Can you describe the feelings?Copy !req
683. Things are good.Copy !req
684. Especially with Carmela.Copy !req
685. But then she starts ragging on me
about the future.Copy !req
686. How she's worried.Copy !req
687. And what's gonna happen to them
if I'm dead.Copy !req
688. And "buy bonds" and all this shit.Copy !req
689. A lot of people are feeling vulnerable.Copy !req
690. On the other hand, she's right.Copy !req
691. - Not that I'd ever tell her that.
- Why not?Copy !req
692. 'Cause then she'd wanna know
where's the money, how much.Copy !req
693. Don't you want Carmela to be taken care of?Copy !req
694. She is.Copy !req
695. Anyway, she's right, that's the point.Copy !req
696. Over the last few years,
I've been doing a lot of thinking.Copy !req
697. And?Copy !req
698. My uncle definitely snapped it into focus.Copy !req
699. What's he, 72 years old? What's he got?Copy !req
700. Fucking shitty house in Belleville,
and a bunch of Iegal bills...Copy !req
701. that'd make you gargle Drano
if you had them.Copy !req
702. I've analyzed it.Copy !req
703. There's two endings for a guy like me.Copy !req
704. High-profile guy.Copy !req
705. Dead, or in the can.Copy !req
706. - Big percent of the time.
- You've never talked this frankly.Copy !req
707. Even with all this terrorism shit,
the government has resources up the ass.Copy !req
708. - As far as Iegal bills are—
- Anthony!Copy !req
709. - What?
- Why don't you give it up?Copy !req
710. You didn't let me finish.Copy !req
711. There's a third way to wrap it up.Copy !req
712. You rely only on family.Copy !req
713. Not many men could survive
without the love and support...Copy !req
714. of their wife and children.Copy !req
715. No, I'm talking about business.Copy !req
716. You trust only blood.Copy !req
717. A friend of mine...Copy !req
718. guy whose name you wouldn't know...Copy !req
719. stayed out of the can and in charge.Copy !req
720. Lived in FIorida till he was 81 years old.
He only gave orders through his son.Copy !req
721. No other conversations
that could come back in testimony.Copy !req
722. - His son?
- No, not A.J.Copy !req
723. What I've been dealt is my nephew.Copy !req
724. He's gotten his act together, the kid.Copy !req
725. Over the last few months...Copy !req
726. I started the process
of bonding him to me inseparably.Copy !req
727. How?Copy !req
728. That we can't get into.Copy !req
729. Didn't your uncle do that with you?Copy !req
730. You said his life is like a desert.Copy !req
731. I'm 42, and I'm already more successful
than my uncle ever was.Copy !req
732. You've seen my house.Copy !req
733. Anthony, why are you telling me this?Copy !req
734. I don't know.Copy !req
735. Guess I trust you.Copy !req
736. A Iittle.Copy !req
737. Hi, Mom.Copy !req
738. What the hell are you doing here?
You scared me to death.Copy !req
739. Just stopped by
to see how you're getting along.Copy !req
740. You ever do anything like a normal person?
There is a bell.Copy !req
741. How you been?Copy !req
742. Fine.Copy !req
743. How's Connie's kid?Copy !req
744. He's huge.Copy !req
745. Jesus!Copy !req
746. That's Jason?Copy !req
747. He has a weight problem already.
Eight years old.Copy !req
748. She never had him baptized.
She thought she knew everything.Copy !req
749. Actually, I was hoping you would make me
one of your fluffernutters.Copy !req
750. It's fucking mouthwash.Copy !req
751. Leave me the fuck alone.
You come over here with that shit.Copy !req
752. What's that on the table,
Daddy's navy picture?Copy !req
753. You ever miss him?Copy !req
754. When he was in prison...Copy !req
755. or since he's been dead?Copy !req
756. I don't know.Copy !req
757. Did I saddle you with a stepfather?Copy !req
758. I don't have any peanut butter.
I haven't kept it since you left.Copy !req
759. I can't make you a fluffernutter.Copy !req
760. You want French toast?Copy !req
761. I gotta go.Copy !req
762. - Ade sends her love.
- Right, say hello.Copy !req
763. You watch that Bailey's,
or I'll give you a shot in the head.Copy !req
764. - Look who's talking.
- What?Copy !req
765. Never mind what.Copy !req