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483. No, thank you, dear.
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484. Johnny, please, don't get up.
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485. I'm off to physical therapy, hon.
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486. Used to be some hoofer, poor thing.
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487. Takes a terrible toll on the joints.
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488. You heard what he did with Thanksgiving?
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489. It's not good, Ralph.
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490. Will you please tell me
what I did to this guy?
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491. Turn down a drink? I wasn't thirsty!
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492. Ralph.
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493. Ever since I'm back from
Miami, he's up my ass!
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494. I'm earning with three hands here,
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495. and it's still not good enough
to satisfy this cocksucker!
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496. And then he fuckin' hits me?
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497. I'm telling you, John.
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498. He's not leaving me
a lot of options here.
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499. Don't talk crazy!
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500. You wanna commit suicide,
pills are a lot easier.
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501. What do you think Carmine would say
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502. if I wanted to switch families?
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503. Come with you guys.
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504. Carmine doesn't know who you are.
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505. You could tell him.
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506. Ralph, listen to me.
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507. As a friend...
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508. I know Tony can be difficult.
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509. His father was the same, his uncle,
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510. they always need someone to demonize.
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511. But New York and the
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512. and that's not gonna change,
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513. not for you or anybody else.
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514. You want me to be frank?
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515. You brought this on yourself
with that girl.
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516. "A", she was a whore,
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517. "B", she hit me.
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518. And that wasn't my kid she was carrying.
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519. It was the fucking coke,
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520. I should've never
started with that shit.
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521. Fuckin' Miami, it's all over the place.
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522. Just tell Anthony you're sorry.
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523. I was high, I admit it,
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524. and I swear to Christ
I'm not doing it anymore.
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525. "Tony, I'm sorry."
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526. Fuck that, what good would it do?
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527. It might save your life!
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528. He hit me!
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529. He was wrong, believe me, he knows.
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530. You don't think I know people
are laughing behind my back?
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531. I'll talk to Tony, I'm sure
he'll make it right.
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532. At this point, how?
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533. I don't know.
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534. Would you take capo of your crew?
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535. No, no, I wouldn't, no fuckin' way.
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536. Ralph Cifaretto came by.
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537. What'd he want,
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538. a fully-fueled jet and
a safe trip to the Pope?
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539. He's running scared since
you cancelled that dinner.
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540. If your opponent is of choleric
temper, irritate him.
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541. Yeah, well,
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542. he wants to apologize.
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543. Oh, really?
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544. Would that put this to rest?
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545. If it's sincere.
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546. It might relieve me of a
very unpleasant decision.
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547. You know, they're about to
break ground on the esplanade.
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548. We're talking about millions
of dollars here, Tony.
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549. It wouldn't hurt either of
to have a point man in there
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550. feels appreciated.
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551. I'm just saying.
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552. It wouldn't hurt to throw him a bone.
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553. Like what?
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554. Capo?
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555. No fuckin' way.
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556. Never.
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557. You heard what he did.
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558. That poor girl just
had her 20th birthday.
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559. Capo's what he mentioned.
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560. I threw cold water on it right away.
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561. But she was a whore, Tony.
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562. I don't want to talk about that
situation ever again, with anybody.
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563. You understand me?
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564. It was just a suggestion,
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565. keep a happy shop.
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566. Correct me if I'm wrong,
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567. didn't you say you weren't
gonna stick your beak in?
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568. Can't two friends talk?
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569. I talked to him, he's
delighted you wanna see him.
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570. Great, he said that?
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571. That's great.
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572. That's fuckin' great news.
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573. What'd I tell you?
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574. Listen, the other thing,
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575. what's he gonna do to make that right?
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576. Just talk to him.
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577. He indicated he's very open
to working something out.
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578. Thank you, thank you.
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579. Anything!
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580. Thank you, thank you.
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581. Oh, Fabian!
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582. The fuck you doing up before noon?
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583. I'm moving out,
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584. over to Dov's.
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585. Beanie boy?
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586. Yeah, his reserve unit
in Israel got called up.
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587. God bless America, huh?
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588. Listen, you find yourself short on x,
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589. I know a guy.
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590. X?
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591. What?
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592. I'm trying to do you a favor.
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593. And just so you know,
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594. that bullshit your future
father-in-law pulled over Thanksgiving,
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595. he knew I had no intention
of going over there.
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596. He's trying to save face.
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597. So he stoops so low, he had
his wife lie to your mother.
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598. Whatever you need, give me a call.
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599. Be good.
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600. The woman is 50 years old.
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601. Sometimes I just want
to scream in her face,
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602. "quit whining, no wonder he left you!"
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603. Her supervisor looks at her cross-eyed
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604. and I get a call at 3:00 in the morning.
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605. She wants to talk about how
her father laughed at her
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606. when she fell off her bicycle
when she was seven.
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607. Does she call your emergency number?
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608. No, that's not the point, Elliot!
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609. Oh, these fuckin' interruptions!
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610. I was raped.
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611. You have feelings of your
own and who is listening?
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612. That's right, damnit.
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613. I have to sit there
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614. and take care of these
people hour after hour
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615. with all their problems...
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616. and some of them are very
real and very serious,
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617. and I'm sorry,
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618. I care, I really do...
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619. but it's hard sometimes.
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620. I just want to say,"I hurt!"
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621. Good, sure.
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622. That's why you're here.
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623. I'm sorry, Elliot.
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624. No need to be sorry.
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625. You've been through such trauma.
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626. It takes tremendous strength of will
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627. and inner resource
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628. to soldier on as you do at your work.
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629. Thank you, Elliot.
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630. I try, I really do.
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631. It's just hard sometimes.
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632. And patient Soprano?
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633. How's all that?
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634. He offered to escort me to my car.
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635. I almost fell in his arms crying.
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636. Oh, Jesus Christ.
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637. Chris.
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638. Paulie.
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639. Ralphie.
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640. You wanted to see me?
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641. Yeah, Tony.
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642. About what?
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643. About what?
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644. You know...
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645. to apologize.
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646. Oh.
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647. Sit down?
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648. I was doing a lot of coke.
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649. I said some things and
I did some things...
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650. that I'm sorry for.
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651. It's not gonna happen again.
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652. What'd you do?
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653. I was rude
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654. when you offered me the drink.
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655. And I disrespected "the Bing."
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656. And the girl...
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657. that shouldn't have happened.
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658. Like I said,
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659. I was doing a lot of coke.
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660. But I gave that up, and...
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661. end of story, and...
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662. I'm sorry, Tony, okay?
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663. Anything else?
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664. Hey.
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665. What's up, Gi?
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666. Hey, Gi.
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667. My wife made some turkey
sandwiches if anybody wants one.
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668. I'm still a little bloated
from Thanksgiving.
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669. Thanksgiving, 1982.
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670. Fucking turkey, it's like
spackle in my bowels.
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671. Nothing moves.
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672. Want me to run to Rite Aid's
and get you some Metamucil?
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673. Nah, I hate that shit.
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674. Maybe I'll try one
with lettuce and cranberry.
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675. Ralph around?
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676. Not yet.
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677. Want me to give him a call?
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678. Please, let's just enjoy the quiet, huh?
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679. After decades of planning,
ground was broken today
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680. on the city of Newark, New Jersey's
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681. Museum of Science and Trucking,
and Riverfront Esplanade.
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682. Oh, hi, Ralphie.
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683. C'mon in, he's watching TV.
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684. the project was held up several times
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685. by
political infighting—
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686. nothing, he gave me nothing.
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687. Two seconds, look, the fucking
esplanade, finally.
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688. We're gonna need our own
bulldozers to take the money away.
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689. Not a thing, John.
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690. Not a thank you,
not an apology, nothing!
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691. Calm down, take it easy.
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692. He let me stand there like a servant...
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693. scraping, bowing!
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694. Cocksucker didn't even
invite me to sit down.
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695. It's posturing, it's part of the game.
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696. Fuck the game, he's going down.
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697. Are you fucking stupid coming in
here talking to me like that?
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698. I don't give a fuck anymore!
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699. I've given my life to this thing
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700. and this is the thanks I get?
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701. It's Silvio Dante on the phone.
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702. You wanna talk to him?
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703. Tell him I'll call him back.
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704. They're my children.
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705. You
seriously cannot be—
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706. I'm so sorry!
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707. You shut the door?
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708. Jesus Christ, you're worse than Bobby.
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709. Anybody see you come in?
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710. Yeah.
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711. Fuck 'em.
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712. I don't give a shit anymore.
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713. Brought you some
leftover turkey and stuffing,
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714. manigott'.
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715. Keep it.
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716. Everything goes through me.
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717. And these drafts, I should
be down in boca.
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718. Drafts?
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719. It's like the fucking
Amazon jungle in here.
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720. What's the thermostat say?
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721. Don't touch it!
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722. Alright.
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723. Jesus.
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724. You're scaring the hell outta me here.
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725. The thought of losing you.
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726. Grandpa,
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727. did he ever work for
somebody named Trillo?
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728. He owned a lumberyard?
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729. My father was a master stonemason,
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730. he never cut fucking wood.
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731. A contractor then?
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732. Built garden apartments?
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733. There was somebody named Trillo,
he had seven daughters.
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734. I can't remember.
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735. I thought you were gonna ask
my advice about Ralph Cifaretto.
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736. Got any thoughts?
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737. What else do I have left?
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738. A real contremps you have
on your hands here.
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739. A good kid, but you never
should've put Gigi in there.
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740. He's strong, a good earner,
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741. well respected.
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742. Not by that crew.
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743. To them he's a ghibelline
coming over to butt in.
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744. They don't trust him,
they undermine him.
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745. On top of that, you got
Ralph now pissing in their ears.
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746. Any day you'll have a
mutiny on your hands.
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747. So, I take Gigi out,
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748. what kind of message does that send?
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749. That you're indecisive
and unsure of yourself.
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750. Exactly.
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751. Who the fuck would I
replace him with anyway?
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752. All good questions.
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753. Great, what's the fuckin' answer?
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754. Who says there is one?
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755. That's what being a boss is,
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756. you steer the ship
the best way you know.
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757. Sometimes it's smooth,
sometimes you hit the rocks.
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758. In the meantime,
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759. you find your pleasures where you can.
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760. How much longer, skip?
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761. I gotta take a leak!
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762. Holy Jesus.
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763. What the fuck are
you lookin' at? Call 911.
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764. I don't feel a pulse.
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765. I'm so sorry.
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766. I'm sorry.
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767. Thank you, Tony.
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768. He was a good man.
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769. Never said a bad word about anybody.
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770. Thank you, Tony.
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771. I'm so sorry.
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772. It's fuckin' awful.
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773. He's a young man.
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774. Heart disease...
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775. the silent killer.
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776. Hey, there are worse ways to go.
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777. Even still, on the pisciadood?
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778. Pretty fuckin' humiliating.
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779. It's how Elvis died.
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780. That guy in Hollywood, too.
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781. Don something.
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782. Producer of "The Simpsons."
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783. So, there's a vacancy.
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784. There's a lot of business to do.
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785. You thought about who it's gonna be?
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786. Terrible, it's a terrible thing.
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787. Guy was in here twice a week.
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788. Brought the kids in and
everything on Sundays.
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789. Artie, hey, Ton'.
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790. I gotta go rotate my pork shoulder.
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791. You wanted to see me?
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792. Sit down.
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793. I'm making you captain.
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794. You are?
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795. That's great.
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796. Oh, that's fuckin' great.
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797. Anthony, you're not gonna be sorry.
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798. Thank you.
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799. What?
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800. I need to hear
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801. it was merit,
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802. and not just'cause
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803. somebody was constipated
and blew a gasket.
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804. You're gonna be making
a lot more money, Ralphie,
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805. so, don't question.
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806. You wanted captain? You're captain.
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807. Thank you, Tony, you're right.
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808. I've wanted this so fuckin' long.
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809. Well...
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810. you know what they say.
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811. Be careful what you wish
for, you just might get it.
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812. So, um...
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813. we gonna have a drink together or what?
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814. What's this shit I hear
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815. about Tony having a fight
with Ralph Cifaretto?
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816. Something about Thanksgiving?
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817. I was there.
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818. What, at Tony's?
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819. Wow, on Thanksgiving?
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820. After dinner, to take Meadow out.
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821. Did you fuck her yet?
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822. Her body is mad ripe.
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823. Yeah, but did you fuck her yet?
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824. She's creamin' for me, man.
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825. You didn't fuck her yet.
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826. I don't know if it's even a smart thing.
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827. She's Tony Soprano's daughter.
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828. I'll be right back.
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829. See ya.
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830. Jackie, c'mon, Vassar, that band.
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831. C'mon, double or nothing.
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832. Yeah, rack 'em.
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833. You said you were gonna take me.
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834. Go sit down.
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835. Ha, ha, ha.
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836. Fuckin' brat.
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837. Meadow!
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838. Goddamnit!
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839. Hey, no!
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840. Meadow!
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841. Oh, my God, fuck, Meadow!
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842. Jackie!
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843. Jesus, Meadow, are you alright?
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844. I think so.
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845. Ow! Easy.
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846. What's the matter?
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847. My purse is stuck.
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848. You guys alright?
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849. We're fine.
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850. We're totally fine, nobody got hurt.
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851. Blew a tire.
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852. But your car...
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853. fuck the car, I'll call it in stolen.
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854. Oh, my God, Jackie, I am so sorry!
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855. As long as you're okay.
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856. I don't know what I would've
done if you would've got hurt.
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857. You almost died.
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858. I'm so sorry.
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859. I should've taken you to
Vassar like you wanted.
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860. But you loved that car.
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861. It's alright.
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862. Come on, let's get you home.
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863. No...
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864. I wanna go with you.
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865. You sure?
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866. And we could match up...
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867. well, that sounds good...
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868. I'll give you my card.
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869. I'll be here at 10:00.
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870. Okay? Nice to meet you.
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871. Nice meeting you.
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872. Hey.
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873. It's you.
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874. I had my eye on...
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875. one of these.
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876. You have good taste.
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877. Mind if I take it for a test drive?
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878. You have to be accompanied
by a sales rep.
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879. Anybody available?
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880. Dale?
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881. Yeah.
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882. I'm going out.
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883. 600.
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884. Thanks.
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885. Thank you.
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886. Mm-hmm.
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887. Hello?
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888. Jennifer it's Gloria Trillo.
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889. I'm really sorry, but
I can't make it today.
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890. Everything alright?
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891. Yeah, yeah, fine.
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892. All they had was wine coolers.
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893. Well...
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894. I'm glad you called.
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895. Do you want to reschedule?
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896. No, it's okay,
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897. I'll just see you next
week at the regular time.
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898. Okay, I'll see you next week.
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