1. This is so amazing!Copy !req
2. Hey!Copy !req
3. Oh, my God.Copy !req
4. The way you just
said "hey" to me.Copy !req
5. You are so nice.Copy !req
6. I mean, I knew that
the first day you saw me.Copy !req
7. Hug me!Copy !req
8. You have to try it.Copy !req
9. I am so
not depressed anymore!Copy !req
10. Try what?Copy !req
11. Ecstasy.Copy !req
12. Where did you get it?Copy !req
13. Your friend.Copy !req
14. What the fuck
is he doing at Columbia?Copy !req
15. God, he's fucking cute!Copy !req
16. Our families are friends.
I've known him forever.Copy !req
17. You like that?Copy !req
18. I choose you!Copy !req
19. Having fun?Copy !req
20. Not as much as Caitlin.Copy !req
21. Yo, you see the eyes
she had on me?Copy !req
22. The lid, dude.
She's from Okla-fucking-homa.Copy !req
23. So, Jackie,
you're in a frat now?Copy !req
24. Rutgers chapter,
since freshman year.Copy !req
25. I came up here to see you.Copy !req
26. Got any more X?Copy !req
27. For you,
the first hit's free.Copy !req
28. Just don't tell your dad.Copy !req
29. I don't even
talk to him anymore.Copy !req
30. Read 'em and suck my dick!Copy !req
31. Yes, yes!Copy !req
32. Yes, baby!Copy !req
33. Thirty times,
right there, that's mine.Copy !req
34. Oh, he's still
got the dice?Copy !req
35. I own these fucking dice.Copy !req
36. You're making me a rich man,
Ralphie boy!Copy !req
37. Mr. Soprano.Copy !req
38. The boss.Copy !req
39. That's gonna be
two vodka tonics.Copy !req
40. How are you?Copy !req
41. What can I get
you guys?Copy !req
42. Fucking faccia di merda,
he don't come say hello?Copy !req
43. What's this,
a new suit, huh?Copy !req
44. - Hey, Ton'.
- Hey, how are you?Copy !req
45. - Hey, Ton'.
- How you doing?Copy !req
46. What's wrong with you?
The Skip's here.Copy !req
47. I'm on a roll here.Copy !req
48. You'll be on a slab,
you keep it up.Copy !req
49. - Hey, come here.
- Hey, Ton'.Copy !req
50. I'm sorry,
this fucking guy.Copy !req
51. Hello, Anthony.Copy !req
52. You look good.Copy !req
53. Want a drink?Copy !req
54. Another time, Anthony.Copy !req
55. Another time.Copy !req
56. Let's whack this cocksucker
and be done with it.Copy !req
57. I'm here to enjoy myself.Copy !req
58. I'm so fucking hard.Copy !req
59. No, Jackie, don't.Copy !req
60. Meadow.
Meadow, wake up.Copy !req
61. I'm so sleepy.Copy !req
62. You drank too much
fucking tequila.Copy !req
63. Come on, I can't stop now.Copy !req
64. "Another time, Anthony"?Copy !req
65. Cocksucker turns his back
on the boss?Copy !req
66. That I couldn't believe.Copy !req
67. Lucky I didn't put one
in his fucking head.Copy !req
68. On that front,
don't be surprisedCopy !req
69. if Paulie pops the question.Copy !req
70. Ralphie's star is rising.Copy !req
71. All those unions.Copy !req
72. Paulie can't come near
that kind of cash for us.Copy !req
73. Ralphie's a good earner.Copy !req
74. Guy like that,
loose cannon.Copy !req
75. You'll be
leaving your house,Copy !req
76. he'll pull
a Jack Ruby on you.Copy !req
77. Why'd I have to punch
this fucking asshole?Copy !req
78. Frankly, I was
a little surprised.Copy !req
79. Oh, you're gonna start
on me now, huh?Copy !req
80. He disrespected the Bing.Copy !req
81. So? He's barred
from the place.Copy !req
82. He bashed that
poor girl's brains in.Copy !req
83. I hear you. I know.Copy !req
84. It was a tragedy.Copy !req
85. The fact is, though,Copy !req
86. she was not related to you
by blood or marriage.Copy !req
87. She was not your goomar.Copy !req
88. Ralphie's a made guy, Ton'.Copy !req
89. All things considered,
he's got a legitimate beef.Copy !req
90. Make him disappear,
or make nice.Copy !req
91. You only got two choices.Copy !req
92. I would suggest something
in the way of an apology.Copy !req
93. Absolutely fucking not!Copy !req
94. Do something public that
shows there's no bad blood.Copy !req
95. Give him...Copy !req
96. Give him
a piece of the casino.Copy !req
97. We're partnered
with New York on that,Copy !req
98. and I don't want him
that close to Johnny Sack.Copy !req
99. You could bump him
up to captain.Copy !req
100. It's what he's
been wanting, you know.Copy !req
101. Ralphie, a fucking captain.Copy !req
102. Over my dead body.Copy !req
103. Thank you.Copy !req
104. You see that shit before?Copy !req
105. The look on Tony's face
when I turned down that drink?Copy !req
106. Buy me a drink?
Fuck you.Copy !req
107. He knew it was wrong,
what he did.Copy !req
108. He is the boss.
He could do what he wants.Copy !req
109. Boss or no, you
don't raise your hands
to another made guy.Copy !req
110. Joe Mo from Mulberry Street,
exact same situation.Copy !req
111. He smacked that guy
from North Bergen around.Copy !req
112. Huge problem.Copy !req
113. Of course.Copy !req
114. Rules are rules,
otherwise, what?Copy !req
115. Fucking anarchy.Copy !req
116. At the very least,
Tony owes you an apology.Copy !req
117. The money I put in his pocket
for construction alone,Copy !req
118. he should hit his knees,
this prick.Copy !req
119. What?Copy !req
120. You think I'm afraid
of that fat fuck?Copy !req
121. No offense.Copy !req
122. I could see
if it was his daughter,Copy !req
123. or a niece of his.Copy !req
124. But all this
over some dead whore.Copy !req
125. He had to be fucking her.Copy !req
126. No.Copy !req
127. He knew you were fucking her.Copy !req
128. That's why,
that's how he is.Copy !req
129. It's like a dog
with two bones.Copy !req
130. I'm supposed
to go over there for
Thanksgiving, me and Ro',Copy !req
131. Tony's.Copy !req
132. Really?Copy !req
133. Fuck him and his turkey.Copy !req
134. I ought to shove
a drumstick up his ass.Copy !req
135. Look who I caught
sneaking in the fire door.Copy !req
136. My parishioners might not
understandCopy !req
137. I'm here to help
feed the hungry.Copy !req
138. - Reverend.
- Happy Thanksgiving.Copy !req
139. Marone, who needs it?Copy !req
140. Oh, come on. Turkey,
sweet potatoes, pumpkin pie?Copy !req
141. You gotta love all that.Copy !req
142. Yeah, that's because you never
lived through the walyo version.Copy !req
143. Major antipast' first.Copy !req
144. Then soup,Copy !req
145. meatballs and 'scarole,Copy !req
146. then the baked manicott',Copy !req
147. then the bird.Copy !req
148. Oh, I love manicotti.Copy !req
149. Turkeys are here.Copy !req
150. Some in here, too.Copy !req
151. Thing with turkeys,
they got no sense of direction.Copy !req
152. They were on their way
to Food Emporium, and now look.Copy !req
153. What's this I hear
about Ralph Cifaretto?Copy !req
154. He refused to have a drink
with you at the club?Copy !req
155. So?Copy !req
156. He refused the drink
'cause he's a despicable fuckCopy !req
157. that I bitch-slapped
in a moment of very
justified anger.Copy !req
158. That sounds like a problem.Copy !req
159. Happy Thanksgiving
to you and yours.Copy !req
160. - Yeah, you too.
- Thank you.Copy !req
161. Happy Thanksgiving,
Reverend.Copy !req
162. Is that mine?Copy !req
163. Ah, beautiful.Copy !req
164. Look at that.Copy !req
165. Ah, shit!Copy !req
166. - What's the matter?
- That fucking asshole'sCopy !req
167. supposed to come
to Thanksgiving with Rosalie.Copy !req
168. No way he'll show.Copy !req
169. I'm gonna give him
the option?Copy !req
170. That cocksucker
shouldn't even be there
in the first place.Copy !req
171. Honey, I know
you don't like to...Copy !req
172. I know you don't like
to be pinned down,Copy !req
173. but Thanksgiving,
it would be very niceCopy !req
174. to be able to tell Carmela
whether you're coming.Copy !req
175. Who's gonna be there?Copy !req
176. Besides us?Copy !req
177. I don't know,
Carm's parents.Copy !req
178. Great.Copy !req
179. How 'bout Meadow?Copy !req
180. So, Thanksgiving,
who's all coming this year?Copy !req
181. You know, the usual.Copy !req
182. Nana and Grandpa,
Chris and Ade.Copy !req
183. I think Janice is bringing
someone from her prayer group.Copy !req
184. Um... Aunt Ro'
and Uncle Ralph.Copy !req
185. Jackie's probably not
coming though, right?Copy !req
186. Oh, I don't know, why?Copy !req
187. Can't I just ask anything?Copy !req
188. All right, take it easy.Copy !req
189. I have class.
I'll see you Thursday.Copy !req
190. All right, bye.Copy !req
191. Hello.Copy !req
192. Hey, Carm, it's Ro'.Copy !req
193. God, that is so weird
that you just called.Copy !req
194. I just hung up with Meadow,Copy !req
195. and she was asking if Jackie
was coming for Thanksgiving.Copy !req
196. Oh, really?Copy !req
197. Jackie just asked me
about her.Copy !req
198. My radar's up.Copy !req
199. Oh, you and those
romance novels, Rosalie.Copy !req
200. Can you imagine the beautiful
children those two would make,Copy !req
201. with those genes?Copy !req
202. Remember when Meadow
was born, what we said?Copy !req
203. Yes, we said
a lot of things, Ro'.Copy !req
204. Do me a favor.Copy !req
205. Concentrate on that almond torte
of yours, all right?Copy !req
206. I'm counting on you.Copy !req
207. I'm looking for the recipe.Copy !req
208. All right, bye.Copy !req
209. Here's the turkey.Copy !req
210. Oh, my God,
it's huge.Copy !req
211. It's a good thing.
I'm feeding an army this year.Copy !req
212. Not as many
as you think.Copy !req
213. I need you to call Rosalie
and cancel with them.Copy !req
214. For Thanksgiving? Why?Copy !req
215. Just do it, all right?Copy !req
216. Enough of this Jetsons shit,Copy !req
217. them going over to
Mr. Spacely's house for dinner.Copy !req
218. I was just talking to her.
What am I gonna say?Copy !req
219. Fine, I'll call.Copy !req
220. And my excuse won't be
nearly as nice as yours.Copy !req
221. Goddamn it, Tony.Copy !req
222. What, your stomach still?Copy !req
223. Dr. Akavi?Copy !req
224. Gloria Trillo,
Globe Mercedes.Copy !req
225. Listen, a pre-owned
2001 S-600 just came in.Copy !req
226. You're the first person
I thought of.Copy !req
227. Wood trim package,
GPS with everything.Copy !req
228. Only 7,500 miles.Copy !req
229. I don't think it's gonna
last till Saturday.Copy !req
230. Tomorrow? Great.Copy !req
231. No, I'm sorry, I can't.Copy !req
232. We're doing a sales meeting
at lunch.Copy !req
233. Okay, see you.Copy !req
234. Bye.Copy !req
235. You waiting for somebody
in there?Copy !req
236. Got an appointment.Copy !req
237. Did she double-book us?Copy !req
238. I'm usually Thursday,
but I had to rescheduleCopy !req
239. because of the holiday.Copy !req
240. No, this is when
I usually come.Copy !req
241. I'm trying to quit smoking.Copy !req
242. Serial killer.Copy !req
243. I murdered seven
relationships.Copy !req
244. You know, listen,
you're here.Copy !req
245. Why don't you take
my appointment?Copy !req
246. Oh, no, no,
I couldn't do that, no.Copy !req
247. No, it'll be my good deed
for the day.Copy !req
248. Flag on the play.Copy !req
249. I'm pretty sure
you said Tuesday.Copy !req
250. I did?Copy !req
251. I'll come back
next week at the same time,Copy !req
252. and, uh, no problemo.Copy !req
253. I told her, she can have
my appointment.Copy !req
254. Actually,
it is a little difficultCopy !req
255. getting away from work.Copy !req
256. See?Copy !req
257. I...Copy !req
258. I could see you tonight at 7:00.Copy !req
259. Yeah, yeah. Thanks.Copy !req
260. Okay.Copy !req
261. How hard was that?Copy !req
262. Hello?Copy !req
263. Ro', it's Carm.Copy !req
264. This is so terrible to do
on such short notice,Copy !req
265. but I just got off the phone
with Ma.Copy !req
266. - What's the matter?
- It's my father.Copy !req
267. They had some troubling
test results.Copy !req
268. Something to do with
his white blood cells.Copy !req
269. Oh, my God.Copy !req
270. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
271. They're gonna have to do
further testingCopy !req
272. before they can be sure
of the diagnosis.Copy !req
273. Ma just wants to have
a quiet Thanksgiving.Copy !req
274. She said that they would have it
just the two of them, but...Copy !req
275. They should be
with their family.Copy !req
276. I feel so awful giving you
so little notice.Copy !req
277. Oh, don't be silly, I just wish
there was something I could do.Copy !req
278. Thank you, Ro',
that is so sweet.Copy !req
279. And, of course, I'll let you
know when I know anything more.Copy !req
280. Okay. Take care,
sweetheart.Copy !req
281. Bye.Copy !req
282. All right, bye-bye.Copy !req
283. Carm's father, he's sick.Copy !req
284. She had to cancel
Thanksgiving.Copy !req
285. It's 3:00 a.m.Copy !req
286. Bam, come wide awake.Copy !req
287. Something specific?Copy !req
288. It's a management problem.Copy !req
289. It's a situation
with an underling.Copy !req
290. Now, it's partly my fault.Copy !req
291. But he never should've
done what he did.Copy !req
292. What was it?
Could you tell me that?Copy !req
293. He caused a...Copy !req
294. early retirement...Copy !req
295. of somebody else.Copy !req
296. The particulars
aren't important.Copy !req
297. He fucked up.Copy !req
298. Now, ordinarily,
I would just, you know,Copy !req
299. put him out to pasture.Copy !req
300. But he's a very valuable
piece of manpower.Copy !req
301. Is it complicated
by a personal relationship?Copy !req
302. Been reading that, uh...Copy !req
303. that book you told me about.Copy !req
304. You know,
The Art of War, by Sun Tzu.Copy !req
305. I mean, here's this guy,Copy !req
306. a Chinese general,Copy !req
307. wrote this thing
2,400 years ago.Copy !req
308. And most of it
still applies today.Copy !req
309. Balk the enemy's power.Copy !req
310. Force him to reveal himself.Copy !req
311. I have to ask,Copy !req
312. are you in any sort of danger?Copy !req
313. No, no. Can I go on?Copy !req
314. You know, most of the guys
that I know,Copy !req
315. they read Prince Machiavelli.Copy !req
316. And I had Carmela go and get
the CliffNotes once,Copy !req
317. and he's okay.Copy !req
318. But this book is much better
about strategy.Copy !req
319. Listen, I wanted to ask you
about the girl.Copy !req
320. You know, that woman
that was here today.Copy !req
321. The Mercedes saleslady.Copy !req
322. I'm very sorry
about the confusion.Copy !req
323. What does somebody like that
need a shrink for?Copy !req
324. I can't talk about
another patient.Copy !req
325. Just...Copy !req
326. You know, it makes you wonder,
that's all.Copy !req
327. Listen, it's...Copy !req
328. You know, it's after hours.
It's dark.Copy !req
329. You want me to walk you
to your car?Copy !req
330. No, thank you.Copy !req
331. I have some work
I have to catch up on here.Copy !req
332. Nichol cuts it back insideCopy !req
333. and can't get by...Copy !req
334. Anyone for a turtle?Copy !req
335. Hm?Copy !req
336. Aaron? Honey?Copy !req
337. Hey!Copy !req
338. What? Oh.Copy !req
339. Who's winning?Copy !req
340. Like you even know
who's playing.Copy !req
341. It so happens that I do.Copy !req
342. Detroit plays
every Thanksgiving.Copy !req
343. What a shame
Barry Sanders retired.Copy !req
344. He's a real sweetheart.Copy !req
345. A.J., did you tell
your dad and your grandpaCopy !req
346. how I served him when I
waitressed at Kenny Rogers?Copy !req
347. Colonel Sanders.Copy !req
348. No, at Kenny Rogers,
Barry Sanders.Copy !req
349. Yeah, she served him.Copy !req
350. Yes!Copy !req
351. Hey.Copy !req
352. - Yes!
- Yeah!Copy !req
353. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
354. Meadow, you know I love youCopy !req
355. more than anything
in this world, right?Copy !req
356. Dad, what are you
talking about?Copy !req
357. I know things haven't been
so good with us lately.Copy !req
358. It's just...Copy !req
359. if anything were ever
to happen to you...Copy !req
360. Everybody, come on! Dinner!Copy !req
361. Go ahead.Copy !req
362. I'll tell you, this turned out
to be a blessing in disguise.Copy !req
363. My two boys, huh?Copy !req
364. I was worried
about the gravy, but...Copy !req
365. Ralph, honey,
you feel all right?Copy !req
366. You hardly touched
your manicott'.Copy !req
367. I'm fine.
Christ, please,
how many times?Copy !req
368. Jackie, honey, you don't
have to stay for dessertCopy !req
369. if you don't want to.Copy !req
370. Jesus Christ,
a little manners, huh?Copy !req
371. What'd she just say?Copy !req
372. It's okay.Copy !req
373. Why don't you go seeCopy !req
374. if Meadow wants to go
to a movie or something?Copy !req
375. Sure, Ma.Copy !req
376. Good dinner.Copy !req
377. I'll tell you a nifty trick.Copy !req
378. Break off a piece
of Ohio kitchen match,Copy !req
379. in the screw hole, give
the threads something
to grab on to.Copy !req
380. Yeah? 'Cause
I used the Elmer's,
and the knob still fell out.Copy !req
381. Forget about it.Copy !req
382. Narcolepsy is an
ASDA-certified dyssomnia.Copy !req
383. It's no picnic.Copy !req
384. Almost time
for turkey sandwiches!Copy !req
385. I'll put more coffee on.Copy !req
386. Oh, my God,
who could that be?Copy !req
387. It's the Boston Strangler.
Jesus, Ma.Copy !req
388. I'll get it.Copy !req
389. Hey. How are you?Copy !req
390. Hey!Copy !req
391. Jackie, hi.Copy !req
392. I guess you know
everybody here,Copy !req
393. except for Aaron,
Janice's friend.Copy !req
394. Hey, Aaron.Copy !req
395. Have you heard
the good news?Copy !req
396. He is risen.Copy !req
397. Sit down.Copy !req
398. We're gonna have
some turkey sandwiches.Copy !req
399. Thanks. I already ate.Copy !req
400. Just figured I'd see if Meadow
wanted to do something.Copy !req
401. See a movie, whatever.Copy !req
402. Sure. I mean, I was gonna
go over to Hunter's.Copy !req
403. You wanna go?Copy !req
404. Whatever.Copy !req
405. I'll be down in a sec.Copy !req
406. A Soprano and an Aprile.Copy !req
407. So how's school?
Everything good, right?Copy !req
408. Yeah, GPA's up this quarter.Copy !req
409. Why don't you just bag it
and come to Dov's?Copy !req
410. Hunter's expecting me.Copy !req
411. We can hang out
all weekend.Copy !req
412. We wouldn't have to, like,
do anything.Copy !req
413. I have to study.Copy !req
414. Don't you have midterms too?Copy !req
415. I don't even go anymore.Copy !req
416. What? Why?Copy !req
417. Organic chemistry?Copy !req
418. Nucleotides and shit.Copy !req
419. You wanna know
what I'm interested in?Copy !req
420. Men's fashion.Copy !req
421. Not the faggy part of it,
but like to be Hugo Boss.Copy !req
422. Did you ever think
of applying to FIT?Copy !req
423. It's supposed to be
a good school for that.Copy !req
424. Come on, come to Dov's.Copy !req
425. I wanna be with you so bad.Copy !req
426. I can't, Jackie.Copy !req
427. What?Copy !req
428. You won't go with me,Copy !req
429. but you'd go with
that black guy?Copy !req
430. It's not that
I don't want to go.Copy !req
431. I've been hurt.Copy !req
432. Just give me some time, okay?Copy !req
433. as street corners are heaps
of crumbled wrath and masonry.Copy !req
434. Darling Christmas gift...Copy !req
435. Three shuttles remain, now...Copy !req
436. It makes me crazy.Copy !req
437. Rosalie, all of them.Copy !req
438. They're already
hiring the caterers.Copy !req
439. I mean, we were young
when we got married,Copy !req
440. but those two?Copy !req
441. Emotionally they are
much younger than we were.Copy !req
442. Until then,Copy !req
443. here's how you'll get
your thrills.Copy !req
444. The Mercedes-Benz
coups and convertibles.Copy !req
445. Earth to Tony.Copy !req
446. Thinking of getting
one of those.Copy !req
447. What, a Mercedes?Copy !req
448. Go ahead.
It's a cute car.Copy !req
449. Did you hear?Copy !req
450. T. disinvited Ralph
to Thanksgiving.Copy !req
451. No shit.Copy !req
452. Marone.Copy !req
453. Tony sees
the big picture.Copy !req
454. Oh, little Paulie.Copy !req
455. Hey, Ton'.Copy !req
456. This prick treating you okay?Copy !req
457. No complaints.Copy !req
458. Come on, little Paulie,
everybody,Copy !req
459. I'll buy you an egg cream.Copy !req
460. Come on, sit down.Copy !req
461. So how are things going
over there, you know,Copy !req
462. with our friend?Copy !req
463. Well, the same, you know.Copy !req
464. What's he saying
about me?Copy !req
465. To me? Nothing.
He knows better.Copy !req
466. He's still breaking
my balls, though,Copy !req
467. about taking orders
from me.Copy !req
468. Plus now, with you and him
and all that other shit there.Copy !req
469. You know, it's your job
to make my job easier.Copy !req
470. I'm not complaining.
You asked me.Copy !req
471. He's a frustrating guy.Copy !req
472. Look, I don't know
how things are gonna go,Copy !req
473. but I can't promise
he's gonna go away.Copy !req
474. No, it's not just him.Copy !req
475. This Freon deal.Copy !req
476. We're in the middle of a major
renovation at the house,Copy !req
477. I got two kids getting ready
for college soon.Copy !req
478. Hey, hang in there.Copy !req
479. You're doing a good job.Copy !req
480. Did you see those bags?Copy !req
481. Fucking stress
is killing him.Copy !req
482. Yeah.Copy !req
483. Maybe he wants
my fucking job.Copy !req
484. Third-year wideout Randy Moss.Copy !req
485. It's a matter of honor
this ThanksgivingCopy !req
486. because everyone at Texas
remembers Turkey Da
two years ago...Copy !req
487. Sure you don't wanna eat?
I got a little turkey left.Copy !req
488. No, thank you, dear.
Johnny, please, don't get up.Copy !req
489. I'm off to physical therapy,
hon.Copy !req
490. Used to be some hoofer,
poor thing.Copy !req
491. Takes a terrible toll
on the joints.Copy !req
492. You heard what he did
with Thanksgiving?Copy !req
493. It's not good, Ralph.Copy !req
494. Will you please tell me
what I did to this guy?Copy !req
495. Turn down a drink?
I wasn't thirsty.Copy !req
496. - Ralph...
- Ever since I'm back
from MiamiCopy !req
497. he's up my ass.Copy !req
498. I'm earning with
three hands here,Copy !req
499. and it's still not good enough
to satisfy this cocksucker.Copy !req
500. And then he fucking hits me?Copy !req
501. I'm telling you, John,Copy !req
502. he's not leaving me
a lot of options here.Copy !req
503. Don't talk crazy.Copy !req
504. You wanna commit suicide,Copy !req
505. pills are a lot easier.Copy !req
506. What do you think
Carmine would sayCopy !req
507. if I wanted
to switch families?Copy !req
508. Come with you guys.Copy !req
509. Carmine doesn't know
who you are.Copy !req
510. You could tell him.Copy !req
511. Ralph, listen to me.Copy !req
512. As a friend, I know Tony
can be difficult.Copy !req
513. His father was the same,
his uncle.Copy !req
514. They always need someone
to demonize.Copy !req
515. But New York and the Sopranos
have long-standing ties,Copy !req
516. and that's not gonna change.Copy !req
517. Not for you
or anybody else.Copy !req
518. You want me to be frank?Copy !req
519. You brought this on yourself
with that girl.Copy !req
520. "A," she was a whore,
"B," she hit me.Copy !req
521. And that wasn't my kid
she was carrying.Copy !req
522. It was the fucking coke.Copy !req
523. I should've never started
with that shit.Copy !req
524. Fucking Miami.
It's all over the place.Copy !req
525. Just tell Anthony you're sorry.Copy !req
526. I was high, I admit it.Copy !req
527. And I swear to Christ
I'm not doing it anymore.Copy !req
528. "Tony, I'm sorry."Copy !req
529. Fuck that.
What good would it do?Copy !req
530. It might save your life.Copy !req
531. He hit me.Copy !req
532. He was wrong.
Believe me, he knows.Copy !req
533. You don't think I know people
are laughing behind my back?Copy !req
534. I'll talk to Tony.
I'm sure he'll make it right.Copy !req
535. At this point, how?Copy !req
536. I don't know.Copy !req
537. Would you take capo
of your crew?Copy !req
538. No. No, I wouldn't.
No fucking way.Copy !req
539. Ralph Cifaretto came by.Copy !req
540. Yeah? What'd he want,
a fully fueled jetCopy !req
541. and a safe trip to the pope?Copy !req
542. He's running scared since
you cancelled that dinner.Copy !req
543. "If your opponent is of
choleric temper, irritate him."Copy !req
544. Yeah, well,Copy !req
545. he wants to apologize.Copy !req
546. Oh, really?Copy !req
547. Would that put this to rest?Copy !req
548. If it's sincere,Copy !req
549. it might relieve me
of a very unpleasant decision.Copy !req
550. You know, they're about to break
ground on the Esplanade.Copy !req
551. We're talking about millions
of dollars here.Copy !req
552. It wouldn't hurt
either of usCopy !req
553. to have a point man in there
who feels appreciated.Copy !req
554. I'm just saying.Copy !req
555. Wouldn't hurt
to throw him a bone.Copy !req
556. Like what?Copy !req
557. - Capo?
- No fucking way.Copy !req
558. Never.Copy !req
559. You heard what he did.Copy !req
560. That poor girl
just had her 20th birthday.Copy !req
561. Capo's what he mentioned.Copy !req
562. I threw cold water
on it right away.Copy !req
563. But she was a whore, Tony.Copy !req
564. You know, I don't want to talk
about that situation ever again,Copy !req
565. with anybody.Copy !req
566. You understand me?Copy !req
567. It was just a suggestion.Copy !req
568. Keep a happy shop.Copy !req
569. Correct me if I'm wrong,
didn't you say you weren't
gonna stick your beak in?Copy !req
570. Can't two friends talk?Copy !req
571. I talked to him.Copy !req
572. He's delighted
you wanna see him.Copy !req
573. Great! He said that?Copy !req
574. That's great.Copy !req
575. That's fucking great news.Copy !req
576. What'd I tell you?Copy !req
577. Listen, the other thing,Copy !req
578. what's he gonna do
to make that right?Copy !req
579. Just talk to him.Copy !req
580. He indicated he's very open
to working something out.Copy !req
581. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
582. Anything!Copy !req
583. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
584. Oh! Fabian.Copy !req
585. The fuck you doing up
before noon?Copy !req
586. I'm moving out,Copy !req
587. over to Dov's.Copy !req
588. Beanie boy?Copy !req
589. Yeah, his reserve unit
in Israel got called up.Copy !req
590. God bless America, huh?Copy !req
591. Listen, you find yourself
short on X,Copy !req
592. I know a guy.Copy !req
593. X?Copy !req
594. What?Copy !req
595. I'm trying to do you a favor.Copy !req
596. And just so you know,Copy !req
597. that bullshit your future
father-in-law pulledCopy !req
598. over Thanksgiving,Copy !req
599. he knew I had no intention
of going over there.Copy !req
600. He's trying to save face.Copy !req
601. So he stoops so low,Copy !req
602. he had his wife
lie to your mother.Copy !req
603. Whatever you need,
give me a call.Copy !req
604. Be good.Copy !req
605. The woman is 50 years old.Copy !req
606. Sometimes I just want
to scream in her face,Copy !req
607. "Quit whining!Copy !req
608. No wonder he left you!"Copy !req
609. Her supervisor
looks at her cross-eyed,Copy !req
610. and I get a call
at 3:00 in the morning.Copy !req
611. She wants to talk about how
her father laughed at herCopy !req
612. when she fell off her bicycle
when she was seven.Copy !req
613. Does she call
your emergency number?Copy !req
614. No, that's not the point,
Elliot.Copy !req
615. Oh, these fucking
interruptions!Copy !req
616. I was raped.Copy !req
617. You have feelings of your own,
and who is listening?Copy !req
618. That's right, damn it.Copy !req
619. I have to sit there
and take care of these peopleCopy !req
620. hour after hour,Copy !req
621. with all their problems.Copy !req
622. And some of them are very real
and very serious.Copy !req
623. And I'm sorry.Copy !req
624. I care, I really do.Copy !req
625. But it's hard sometimes.Copy !req
626. I just want to say, "I hurt!"Copy !req
627. Good. Sure.Copy !req
628. That's why you're here.Copy !req
629. I'm sorry, Elliot.Copy !req
630. No need to be sorry.Copy !req
631. You've been through
such trauma.Copy !req
632. It takes tremendous strength
of will and inner resourceCopy !req
633. to soldier on
as you do at your work.Copy !req
634. Thank you, Elliot.Copy !req
635. I try.Copy !req
636. I really do.Copy !req
637. It's just hard sometimes.Copy !req
638. And patient Soprano?Copy !req
639. How's all that?Copy !req
640. He offered to escort me
to my car.Copy !req
641. I almost fell
in his arms crying.Copy !req
642. Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
643. Chris. Paulie.Copy !req
644. Ralphie.Copy !req
645. Ahem.Copy !req
646. You wanted to see me?Copy !req
647. Yeah, Tony.Copy !req
648. About what?
You know...Copy !req
649. to apologize.Copy !req
650. Oh.Copy !req
651. Sit down?Copy !req
652. I was doing
a lot of coke.Copy !req
653. I said some things,
and I did some things...Copy !req
654. that I'm sorry for.Copy !req
655. It's not gonna happen again.Copy !req
656. What'd you do?Copy !req
657. I was rude...Copy !req
658. when you offered me
the drink.Copy !req
659. And I disrespected the Bing.Copy !req
660. And the girl...Copy !req
661. that shouldn't have happened.Copy !req
662. Like I said,Copy !req
663. I was doing a lot of coke.Copy !req
664. But I gave that up, and...Copy !req
665. End of story, and...Copy !req
666. I'm sorry, Tony.Copy !req
667. Okay?Copy !req
668. Anything else?Copy !req
669. Hey.Copy !req
670. What's up, Gi'?Copy !req
671. Hey, Gi'.Copy !req
672. My wife made some
turkey sandwiches,Copy !req
673. anybody wants one.Copy !req
674. Here.Copy !req
675. I'm still a little bloated
from Thanksgiving.Copy !req
676. Thanksgiving 1982.Copy !req
677. Fucking turkey, it's like
spackle in my bowels.Copy !req
678. Nothing moves.Copy !req
679. Want me to run
up to Rite Aid's
and get you some Metamucil?Copy !req
680. Nah, I hate that shit.Copy !req
681. Maybe I'll try one
with lettuce and cranberry.Copy !req
682. Ralph around?Copy !req
683. Not yet.
Want me to give him a call?Copy !req
684. Please, let's just enjoy
the quiet, huh?Copy !req
685. After decades of planning,
ground was broken todayCopy !req
686. on the city of Newark,
New Jersey's Museum
of Science and Trucking...Copy !req
687. and Riverfront Esplanade.Copy !req
688. Oh, hi, Ralphie.Copy !req
689. Come on in.
He's watching TV.Copy !req
690. The project was
held up several timesCopy !req
691. by political infighting...Copy !req
692. Nothing.
He gave me nothing.Copy !req
693. Two seconds, look,
the fucking Esplanade,
finally.Copy !req
694. We'll need
our own bulldozersCopy !req
695. to take the money away.Copy !req
696. Not a thing, John.Copy !req
697. Not a thank-you,
not an apology, nothing.Copy !req
698. Calm down, take it easy.Copy !req
699. He let me stand there
like a servant.Copy !req
700. Scraping, bowing.Copy !req
701. Cocksucker didn't even
invite me to sit down.Copy !req
702. It's posturing.
It's part of the game.Copy !req
703. Fuck the game.
He's going down.Copy !req
704. What are you, fucking stupid
coming in here talking
to me like that?Copy !req
705. I don't give a fuck anymore!Copy !req
706. I've given my life
to this thing,Copy !req
707. and this is
the thanks I get?Copy !req
708. It's Silvio Dante on the phone.Copy !req
709. You wanna talk to him?Copy !req
710. Tell him I'll call him back.Copy !req
711. They're my children, Thorne.Copy !req
712. You seriously cannot be...Copy !req
713. I'm sorry.Copy !req
714. I'm so sorry!Copy !req
715. No.Copy !req
716. You shut the door?Copy !req
717. Jesus Christ,
you're worse than Bobby.Copy !req
718. Anybody see you come in?Copy !req
719. Yeah.Copy !req
720. Fuck 'em.
I don't give a shit anymore.Copy !req
721. Brought you some leftover
turkey and stuffing,
manicott'.Copy !req
722. Keep it.Copy !req
723. Everything goes through me.Copy !req
724. And these drafts,
I should be down in Boca.Copy !req
725. Drafts?Copy !req
726. It's like the fucking
Amazon jungle in here.Copy !req
727. What's the thermostat say?Copy !req
728. Don't touch it!Copy !req
729. All right.Copy !req
730. Jesus.Copy !req
731. You're scaring the hell
outta me here.Copy !req
732. The thought of losing you.Copy !req
733. You're not going
to lose me.Copy !req
734. Grandpa, did he ever work
for somebody named Trillo?Copy !req
735. He owned a lumberyard?Copy !req
736. My father was
a master stonemason.Copy !req
737. He never cut fucking wood.Copy !req
738. A contractor, then?Copy !req
739. Built Garden Apartments?Copy !req
740. There was somebody named Trillo.
He had seven daughters.Copy !req
741. I can't remember.Copy !req
742. I thought you were gonna ask
my advice about Ralph Cifaretto.Copy !req
743. Got any thoughts?Copy !req
744. What else do I have left?Copy !req
745. A real "contremps"
you have on your hands here.Copy !req
746. A good kid, but you never
should've put Gigi in there.Copy !req
747. He's strong, a good earner,
well respected.Copy !req
748. Not by that crew.Copy !req
749. To them he's a Ghibelline
coming over to butt in.Copy !req
750. They don't trust him.
They undermine him.Copy !req
751. On top of that, you got Ralph
now pissing in their ears.Copy !req
752. Any day you'll have a mutiny
on your hands.Copy !req
753. So I take Gigi out, what kind
of message does that send?Copy !req
754. That you're indecisive
and unsure of yourself.Copy !req
755. Exactly.Copy !req
756. Who the fuck would I
replace him with, anyway?Copy !req
757. - All good questions.
- Great.Copy !req
758. - What's the fucking answer?
- Who says there is one?Copy !req
759. That's what being a boss is.Copy !req
760. You steer the ship
the best way you know.Copy !req
761. Sometimes it's smooth,
sometimes you hit the rocks.Copy !req
762. In the meantime, you find
your pleasures where you can.Copy !req
763. How much longer, Skip?Copy !req
764. I gotta take a leak!Copy !req
765. Holy Jesus.Copy !req
766. What the fuck
are you looking at?Copy !req
767. Call 911.Copy !req
768. I don't feel a pulse.Copy !req
769. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
770. I'm sorry.Copy !req
771. Thank you, Tony.Copy !req
772. He was a good man.Copy !req
773. Never said a bad word
about anybody.Copy !req
774. Thank you, Tony.Copy !req
775. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
776. It's fucking awful.Copy !req
777. He's a young man.Copy !req
778. Heart disease.Copy !req
779. The silent killer.Copy !req
780. Hey, there are
worse ways to go.Copy !req
781. Even still,Copy !req
782. on the pishadoo?Copy !req
783. Pretty fucking
humiliating.Copy !req
784. That's how Elvis died.Copy !req
785. That guy in Hollywood too.Copy !req
786. Don something.Copy !req
787. Producer of The Simpsons.Copy !req
788. So, there's a vacancy.Copy !req
789. There's a lot
of business to do.Copy !req
790. You thought about
who it's gonna be?Copy !req
791. Terrible.
It's a terrible thing.Copy !req
792. Guy was in here
twice a week.Copy !req
793. Brought the kids
and everything on Sundays.Copy !req
794. Artie. Hey, Ton'.Copy !req
795. I gotta go rotate
my pork shoulder.Copy !req
796. You wanted to see me?Copy !req
797. Sit down.Copy !req
798. I'm making you captain.Copy !req
799. You are?Copy !req
800. That's great.Copy !req
801. Oh, that's fucking great.Copy !req
802. Anthony, you're not
gonna be sorry.Copy !req
803. Thank you.Copy !req
804. What?Copy !req
805. I need to hear
it was merit...Copy !req
806. and not just 'cause
somebody was constipatedCopy !req
807. and blew a gasket.Copy !req
808. You're gonna be making
a lot more money, Ralphie,Copy !req
809. so don't question.Copy !req
810. You wanted captain?
You're captain.Copy !req
811. Thank you, Tony.
You're right.Copy !req
812. I've wanted this
so fucking long.Copy !req
813. Well...Copy !req
814. you know what they say.Copy !req
815. Be careful what you wish for,
you just might get it.Copy !req
816. So...Copy !req
817. we gonna have a drink
together or what?Copy !req
818. So, what's this shit I hearCopy !req
819. about Tony having a fight
with Ralph Cifaretto?Copy !req
820. Something about Thanksgiving?Copy !req
821. I was there.Copy !req
822. What, at Tony's?Copy !req
823. Wow, on Thanksgiving?Copy !req
824. After dinner,
to take Meadow out.Copy !req
825. Did you fuck her yet?Copy !req
826. Her body is mad ripe.Copy !req
827. Yeah, but did you
fuck her yet?Copy !req
828. She's creaming for me,
man.Copy !req
829. You didn't fuck her yet.Copy !req
830. I don't know
if it's even a smart thing.Copy !req
831. She's Tony Soprano's daughter.Copy !req
832. I'll be right back.Copy !req
833. See you.Copy !req
834. Jackie, come on.Copy !req
835. Vassar, that band.Copy !req
836. Come on,
double or nothing.Copy !req
837. Yeah, rack 'em.Copy !req
838. You said you were
gonna take me.Copy !req
839. Go sit down.Copy !req
840. Fucking brat.Copy !req
841. Meadow!Copy !req
842. Goddamn it!Copy !req
843. Hey, no!Copy !req
844. Meadow!Copy !req
845. Oh, my God! Fuck! Meadow!Copy !req
846. - Jackie!
- Jesus, Meadow,
you all right?Copy !req
847. - I think so.
- Easy.Copy !req
848. - Ow!
- What's the matter?Copy !req
849. My purse is stuck.Copy !req
850. You guys all right?Copy !req
851. We're fine.Copy !req
852. We're totally fine.
Nobody got hurt.Copy !req
853. - What happened?
- Blew a tire.Copy !req
854. But your car!Copy !req
855. Fuck the car.
I'll call it in stolen.Copy !req
856. Oh, my God, Jackie,
I am so sorry!Copy !req
857. As long as you're okay.Copy !req
858. I don't know what I would've
done if you would've got hurt.Copy !req
859. - You almost died.
- I'm so sorry.Copy !req
860. I should've taken you
to Vassar like you wanted.Copy !req
861. But you loved that car.Copy !req
862. It's all right.Copy !req
863. Come on,
let's get you home.Copy !req
864. No. I wanna go with you.Copy !req
865. You sure?Copy !req
866. And we could match up...Copy !req
867. Well, that sounds good.Copy !req
868. I'll give you my card.
I'll be here at 10:00.Copy !req
869. - Great.
- Okay?Copy !req
870. - Nice to meet you.
- Hey, nice meeting you.Copy !req
871. Hey.Copy !req
872. It's you.Copy !req
873. I had my eye on, uh...Copy !req
874. one of these.Copy !req
875. You have good taste.Copy !req
876. Mind if I take it
for a test drive?Copy !req
877. You have to be accompanied
by a sales rep.Copy !req
878. Anybody available?Copy !req
879. Dale?Copy !req
880. - Yeah.
- I'm going out.Copy !req
881. 600.Copy !req
882. Thanks.Copy !req
883. - Thank you.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
884. Hello?Copy !req
885. Jennifer, it's Gloria Trillo.Copy !req
886. I'm really sorry,
but I can't make it today.Copy !req
887. Everything all right?Copy !req
888. Yeah, yeah, fine.Copy !req
889. All they had was wine coolers.Copy !req
890. Well, I'm glad you called.Copy !req
891. Do you want to reschedule?Copy !req
892. No, it's okay.Copy !req
893. I'll just see you next week
at the regular time.Copy !req
894. Okay, I'll see you next week.Copy !req