1. The guy on 13th Street,
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3. You call Beansie?
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4. Gigi, Beansie?
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5. Us Italians, I think we're the only ones
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7. No, your Chinese.
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8. Nah.
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9. Yeah, this violinist, yoyo ma.
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10. "Soubriquet"...
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11. it's another word for nickname.
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12. I'm sorry.
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13. What's the matter, hon'?
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14. Nothing.
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15. Tony?
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16. How you doing, sweetie?
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17. Good, good.
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18. I took Danny to the
doctor like you said.
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19. My son.
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20. Oh, yeah, yeah, right, right.
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21. How's he doing?
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22. Good, you were right.
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23. Just a chest cold,
not pneumonia, thank God.
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24. Oh, great, great.
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26. I made you some bread.
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27. You know, like a "thank you."
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28. You didn't have to do that.
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29. Oh, really, I wanted to,
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30. Listen...
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31. Tracee, right?
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32. The bread' s very sweet.
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35. but you can't be doing stuff like this.
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36. No good.
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37. But I just wanted to say thanks.
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38. I know.
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39. But I already got a family,
they give me gifts.
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40. What we have is an
employer-employee thing.
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41. Can't we be friends?
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42. Yeah, Ralphie.
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43. I'm glad your kid's okay.
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44. Let's go, Betty Crocker.
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45. Bread.
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46. So, Russell Crowe, I mean,
he's trapped, right?
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47. They're gonna sever off his head.
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49. I know, and they he
yanks the sword from that dude.
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50. That was so phat.
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51. What about when the guy gets
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52. and chunks of his head go flying?
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53. Enough already.
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54. We're making conversation here.
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55. People are trying to eat.
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56. Thank you.
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57. Why do you let him watch this garbage?
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58. "Erin Brockovich", that was a nice one.
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59. I didn't care for it.
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60. You did too, what are you talkin'?
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61. See who that is.
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62. Since when did I become the butler?
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63. It's probably Jackie Jr.,
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64. No accountability, this kid.
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65. What, people forget their keys.
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66. There he is...
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67. fresh prince of New Jersey.
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68. Hey.
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69. How you doing?
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70. Don't get up, don't get up.
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71. I'll fix you a plate.
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72. Sit down, have something to eat.
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73. No, I can't, Dino Zerilli's
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74. You sure, something quick?
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75. Why don't you go bring him in?
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76. Next time.
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77. I'll leave them in the mailbox.
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78. That's alright, we'll use my set.
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79. I'll put them on the counter.
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80. What am I, the invisible man here?
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81. Hey.
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82. Hey, man, your sister around?
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83. She decided to stay at school and study.
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84. Any message?
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85. No, just, you know, hello.
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86. Alright, I'm gonna hit the road.
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87. Sorry to interrupt your dinner.
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88. Stay out of trouble.
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89. So handsome.
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90. Good kid.
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91. Little pig-headed, if you ask me.
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92. Every advantage, this kid.
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93. College, good home life.
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94. I had to quit school
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95. to help my mother.
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96. Supposed to be an architect.
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97. So...
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98. when did you first notice me?
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99. I don't know.
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100. "History of film", I guess.
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101. The way you talked, you know?
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102. Turned around to see who you were.
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103. And?
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104. Nothing.
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105. What?
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106. Say it!
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107. No, no, no!
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108. Leave me alone!
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109. I'm not gonna stop until you say it.
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110. Okay, okay, wait.
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111. I thought you were cute, alright?
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112. Ahh...
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113. I knew it.
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114. Ah, hello?
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115. I'm sorry.
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116. I just don't know where else to go.
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117. You guys hanging out?
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118. We were.
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119. You okay?
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120. I went over...
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121. to see that movie over
at the student union.
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122. Old, like, horror film
or something, "freaks."
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123. Tod Browning, 1932.
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124. All these horrible people in
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125. This one guy had no legs.
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126. He just hopped around on his hands.
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127. Caitlin...
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128. we talked about this.
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129. You can't keep exposing yourself
to things that upset you.
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130. I know, it's just...
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131. why is other people's pain
a source of amusement?
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132. Caitlin, what the hell are you doing?
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133. It's just a habit.
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134. Well, stop it, alright?
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135. It's obsessive compulsive.
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136. I'm gonna head upstairs.
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137. Don't go on account of me.
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138. I have that poli-sci paper anyway.
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139. Please, don't be mad.
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140. I'm not mad.
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141. It's just you're really moody, you know?
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142. I think I miss my ferrets.
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143. You gotta snap out of this, Caitlin.
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144. Maybe you need to talk to somebody.
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145. Yeah, well, I'm already
taking those buspar pills.
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146. Well, maybe that's not enough.
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147. Where are you going?
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148. To the library.
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149. See you later.
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150. I'm sure coming here has been
a culture shock for her.
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151. I mean, for us,
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152. L.A., New Jersey,
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153. we're kind of used to
the mean streets, you know?
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154. Someone like Caitlin from
Bartlesville, Oklahoma...
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155. New York's probably a little
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156. overwhelming.
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157. Maybe we should try and
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158. What?
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159. Nothing.
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160. You're sweet.
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161. Most guys wouldn't even give a shit.
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162. Well...
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163. I'm not most guys.
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164. Do you have a condom?
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165. Are you okay?
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166. Yeah.
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167. A.J., call Lindsey Blundetto.
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168. Hi.
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169. Hey, what are you doing home,
don't you have class?
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170. It's Friday, only in the mornings.
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171. I got a postcard from the dentist.
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172. It's time to schedule a cleaning.
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173. God, I just went.
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174. Smells great, what is that?
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175. It's a bunt cake
for A.J. 's fund raiser.
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176. Nice shoes.
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177. Is daddy home?
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178. He's upstairs.
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179. What's with you, you seem...
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180. What?
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181. Nothing, I don't know.
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182. Hey, you know what I read?
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183. They're making a movie with Eloise.
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184. Oh, really, that should be cute.
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185. It's supposed to come out
around Christmas or something.
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186. Remember at the plaza that time?
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187. That kid who kept calling her Heloise
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188. and I almost got in a fight with her?
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189. Yes, that little Spanish girl.
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190. She was so annoying.
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191. I can't believe you even remember that.
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192. You were like, nine or something.
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194. Hello.
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196. I know you're excited to see
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197. So...
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198. how is school, what's new?
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199. Caitlin's still a pain.
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200. She cries over like, everything.
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201. She probably misses
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202. Thank God for Noah, though.
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203. He's the only one
that can calm her down.
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204. She started pulling her
hair out last night
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206. She does it all the time now.
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207. Her scalp is like, all raw.
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208. Oh, my God.
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209. Nothing a straight jacket wouldn't cure.
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210. Sorry, I forgot, it's Mr. Sensitivity
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211. who doesn't have any
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212. I'm agreeing with you.
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213. Like you have a clue.
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214. Jesus Christ, what the fuck already?
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215. Cut her some slack, Tony,
she's under a lot of strain.
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216. And you did start this.
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217. Did you see?
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218. How I didn't rise to the bait?
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219. The mulignan?
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220. A lot of good it did me.
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221. Does anybody!
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222. It's still going on!
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223. Whoa, you're on the
poles tonight, honey.
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224. Why the hell's Mandee in?
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225. VIP work, VIP prices.
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226. It's 50 bucks to me,
plus a blow job later on.
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227. You know you're gonna make
at least half a "g" in there.
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228. Oh, look at that.
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229. It's like an ad for a fucking
weight loss center.
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230. Before...
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231. and way before.
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232. This guy ever stop breaking balls?
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233. Hear what I said, Ton'?
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234. They're like an ad
for a weight loss center.
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235. Before and after.
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236. Come here.
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237. I want to show you
where the horse bit me.
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238. Hi, Tony.
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239. Hey.
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240. Look at this vision.
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241. How you doing, sweetheart?
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242. Hey, Ralph.
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243. I have come to reclaim Rome
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245. How you doing?
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246. I have come to reclaim
rome for my people!
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247. I don't get it, what do you mean?
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248. Fucking "Gladiator", ya fuck!
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249. Oh, the movie.
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250. I didn't see it.
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251. You're an asshole then.
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252. Ho, ho, ho.
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253. What do we have here?
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254. What is this, a handsome contest?
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255. Ralphie.
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256. Yo...
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258. Hey...
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259. hey, baby, I was
wondering where you were.
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260. Oh, oh, oh, fucking kiss me!
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261. How many cocks you suck tonight?
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262. Go on.
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263. Get me a drink.
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264. Skipper!
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265. Where's Tony?
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266. Getting his weasel greased.
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267. Oh, your kid brother's here.
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277. There'll be a quiz next week.
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285. That fucking hurts!
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286. Nah,
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299. Jesus Christ!
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301. Ralphie!
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309. Nothing, we were fucking around.
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312. What?
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315. Fucking stunad, this guy.
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317. What?
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319. I was up all night.
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320. You could've called or something.
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330. about that pilot, Charles Lindbergh,
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331. and about how his baby
was kidnapped and killed—
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332. Jesus Christ, already!
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335. Well, at least you have a boyfriend!
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338. Duh, if I could do that.
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341. Do you really think I'd subject
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344. Why don't we take her out,
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353. In the cellar, Janice.
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357. What do you think?
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359. What am I looking at?
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360. My teeth, I got braces.
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361. What do you want, a parade?
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362. Oh!
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363. What did I tell you about fraternizing?
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364. I'm not, I was just showing
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365. Yeah?
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366. I didn't shell out three crackers
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367. for you to be modeling your teeth.
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368. Get to work.
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369. C'mon.
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370. Anything else?
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371. Ralphie's the one sticking her,
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375. Yeah, well, she don't
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376. That kid's a thoroughbred.
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377. But, madonn', those choppers.
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378. A fucking train wreck.
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380. That was a barrel of monkeys.
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383. You want to check out "smokes"?
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384. I'm a little tired, you know?
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I just keep seeing her.
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and we're gonna head up
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430. Try and get some rest, okay?
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431. Where do you think she sleeps at night?
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433. When did you come in?
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435. Sorry, were you sleeping?
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with his friend from L.A.
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it, but I know he didn't.
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that he would just do that?
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448. I don't know, I don't really know him.
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456. I'm sorry, I forgot, I'll do it.
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458. Noah's great, but he
can be odd, you know?
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and then the next,
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463. I don't know.
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do, should I keep it?
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in affairs of the heart.
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burning him with cigarettes,
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486. whatever the fuck you were doing.
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had a lot of repressed anger.
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says it all goes back
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ing my hand on the stove—
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need a fucking hole in the head.
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495. Believe me, with Ralphie as the father,
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496. you'll be doing this kid and
the next three generations a favor.
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497. Hey, Urban Outfitters is having a sale.
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498. We're out of syrup.
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499. 'Cause you use a whole gallon at a time.
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500. Shut up.
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501. A.J.
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502. You wanna go?
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503. What do you need, shoes?
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504. Shoes, some new tops.
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505. I need underwear.
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506. So, you wanna go or not?
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507. I put your whites in at 10:30.
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508. I need to wait until the dryer's free.
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509. Let Lilliana do it.
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510. Lilliana's off.
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511. It's gonna be a zoo by
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512. Meadow here?
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513. She paged me, she's at her parents.
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514. Oh.
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515. Want to hang out?
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516. I'm writing my paper.
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517. You mind if I just sit and study then?
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518. I'm fine, really, it's just...
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519. you know, it's creepy up there alone.
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520. Um...
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521. alright.
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522. What are we, short?
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523. Who we missing?
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524. Tracee.
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525. Left sick on Saturday,
haven't seen her since.
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526. For three days?
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527. Fucking twat.
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528. I talked to my mom.
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529. And she wants me to go
to Vermont this weekend.
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530. For what?
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531. Friends of my dad's.
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532. Paul and Irione Dudley.
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533. Paul's a psychiatry professor
at Dartmouth Medical School
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534. and they have a horse
farm and ride and talk.
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535. Paul's very inspiring.
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536. Sounds good.
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537. I just feel better already.
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538. Irione is an amazing cook.
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539. Now, if I just don't get freaked out
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540. by the sound of the pine trees at night.
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541. I'm going to Noah's.
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542. This Moltisanti kid, he's
got his head up his ass.
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543. This is a great Gladiator movie?
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544. Look at Kirk Douglas' fucking hair.
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545. They didn't have flat
tops in ancient Rome!
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546. What do you want to drink, baby?
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547. Get me a Fresca.
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548. C-fucking-minus and
it's all her fault.
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549. You know, six hours I'm trying
to work and she just won't stop.
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550. Tell me about it.
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551. The questions, the whining,
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552. the crazy goddamn nonsense.
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553. She starts crying about
her economics class.
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554. She doesn't get it, so I give
her my notes from last year.
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555. I'm talking primo notes, I got an "A."
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556. But even that's a problem.
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557. She doesn't understand my writing.
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558. "What does this word mean?
Blah, blah, blah, blah."
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559. Nothing's ever enough with her.
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560. I mean, I know I'm the R.A.
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561. But technically she's
not even on my floor.
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562. C-minus.
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563. Really beautiful, Noah.
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564. It's not that bad, okay?
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565. I want options when I graduate, Meadow.
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566. I'm going to law school
in two short years.
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567. A c-minus is fucked for me.
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568. It's early in the semester,
you'll make it up.
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569. Is that alright, honey?
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570. Fine.
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571. You know I take care of you, right?
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572. You, Danny,
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573. our gorgeous little baby.
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574. Who's that?
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575. How the fuck sshould I know?
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576. Ralphie, open up!
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577. Ah, shit.
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578. Ralphie!
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579. Where's Tracee?
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580. She's busy.
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581. Hey, Sil.
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582. Put your shoes on!
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583. Oh, what'd I say?
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584. I don't know, what'd you fuckin' say?
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585. Three days she missed work.
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586. I've been sick, Sil.
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587. Oh, yeah?
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588. I called your house.
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589. Your mother says you haven't
been there for two days either.
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590. I was here, Ralph's taking care of me.
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591. You got a little kid at home!
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592. Her mother's watching him!
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593. Mind your fucking business, Ralph!
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594. Oh, where do you get
the balls to come here?
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595. Three grand this cunt's into me,
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596. and where do I get my fucking balls?
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597. Go on, get out of here.
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598. Let's go!
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599. What's the matter with you, huh?
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600. You know how many girls would kill
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601. for the opportunity you've got?
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602. What, working for you?
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603. Oh, go ahead, keep it up.
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604. Give me a break,
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605. in two seconds I could
get a job at any other—
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606. listen to me, you little boochiac'.
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607. Until you pay what you owe,
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608. that shaved twat of yours belongs to me!
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609. You understand?
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610. I asked you a question.
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611. Yeah, now, get in the car.
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612. And then I go to pour the milk
and the carton is empty.
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613. I keep telling you,
it's not me, it's A.J.
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614. Nice try, mister.
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615. How about the football trance?
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616. I swear to God, we can have
an entire conversation,
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617. but if that TV's on, he's not
hearing a word I'm saying.
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618. One time this happened.
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619. Forget it, Gab,
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620. you might as well be
talkin' to the furniture.
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621. Well, that's because men have
the attention span of children.
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622. Sorry, honey, what'd you say?
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623. This cake, Rosalie.
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624. Really, Ro, delicious.
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625. The whole meal.
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626. I'm glad we could reciprocate.
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627. Hey, college boy, how's school?
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628. Good, you know.
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629. Crackin' the books.
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630. Almost dean's list.
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631. What's this, almost?
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632. Give me his name, no more almost.
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633. I'm going out.
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634. I'll probably end up staying at Bobby's.
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635. No drinking and driving.
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636. C'mon, he knows better than that.
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637. Right, tough guy?
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638. Yeah, whatever you say, Ralph.
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639. Get lost.
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640. Enjoy your youth.
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641. I'm gonna kill you.
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642. Why didn't you tell me
this place was so fancy?
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643. Calm down, it's just my father.
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644. Believe me, it'll be nothing
compared to meeting your dad.
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645. There he is.
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646. Hey.
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647. Hey, dad.
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648. Meadow.
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649. This is my father, Len.
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650. Hello.
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651. Len Tannenbaum, please sit.
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652. How was the flight?
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653. Aside from Tim Daly
chewing my ear for an hour,
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654. it was wonderful.
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655. The guy from "Wings", you know him?
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656. He did his deal for "Fugitive."
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657. Usually I enjoy L.A. To New York.
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658. Five hours without interruptions,
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659. it's the only time I get
to do some real work.
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660. Unbelievable.
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661. He flies first class,
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662. personal DVD player
with any movie he wants
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663. never even opens the case.
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664. Bad enough representing these people,
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665. I have to suffer
through their movies too?
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666. God, it must be so exciting being
an entertainment lawyer.
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667. Get to meet all the celebrities.
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668. It beats working for a living.
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669. He's in town to meet with Dick Wolf.
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670. The sportscaster?
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671. Actually, he's a TV producer.
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672. "Special Victims Unit, Law and Order."
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673. "New York Undercover."
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674. I used to love that show.
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675. Good evening, may I offer you
a cocktail before dinner?
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676. Guys, are we drinking wine?
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677. Clos Pegase, the '94 if you've got.
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678. So, Meadow, what
business is your father in?
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679. Actually, um, he's in waste management.
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680. Ah, toxic chemicals, medical waste,
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681. that sort of thing?
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682. Yeah, sort of, environmental clean up.
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683. Let's give a big bada
bing welcome to Tracee.
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684. Hey, that guy cut the line.
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685. What's the matter?
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686. I told Caitlin if we went
to the movies I'd call her.
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687. I'm starting to feel bad.
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688. I stopped feeling bad
the second I saw that grade.
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689. Did I tell you my father's filing
a restraining order against her?
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690. What?
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691. You're kidding, right?
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692. You obviously don't know my father.
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693. He totally freaked when
he heard about the C-minus.
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694. Well, I mean...
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695. couldn't you try talking to her first?
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696. At this point?
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697. She thinks we're her friends.
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698. Well, you have to set limits.
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699. The girl was ruining our lives.
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700. Think about it, we couldn't do
anything without her horning in.
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701. We certainly couldn't
take her to see this.
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702. Mrs. Custer grabs the artist,
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703. "oh!
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704. I tell you I want a painting
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705. commemorating my husband's
last thoughts,
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706. you give me cows with halos
and Indians making love?"
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707. "Mrs. Custer," he says.
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708. "Those are your husband's
last thoughts."
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709. "Holy cow,
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710. look at all those fucking Indians."
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711. Oh, what, not even a hello?
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712. Fuck you, asshole.
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713. Oh, that's nice, very nice.
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714. That's how you talk to a man
in front of his friends?
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715. Yeah, right.
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716. What man?
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717. Oh, a double.
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718. You tell him, sweetie.
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719. I like this girl!
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720. Women, women, women.
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721. Why was I born handsome instead of rich?
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722. Leave me alone.
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723. What's the matter with you?
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724. What are you being like this for?
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725. Fuck you, three days you don't
call even to see how I am.
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726. Baby, I'm busy, I gotta work.
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727. How else am I gonna take care of you
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728. when you're nine months pregnant?
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729. You serious?
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730. Of course I'm serious.
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731. We'll get a little house...
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732. Really?
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733. Ralphie, I love you.
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734. I love you too, baby.
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735. Hey...
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736. if it's a boy...
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737. we'll name him after me.
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738. If it's a girl, we'll name
it Tracee after you.
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739. This way she can grow up
to be a cock sucking slob
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740. just like her mother.
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741. Are you out of your fucking mind?
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742. Guinea motherfucking piece of shit!
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743. That's right, that's
right, get it all out.
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744. Get it all out, you little whore.
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745. That make you feel good?
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746. You feel like a man?
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747. Look at you now.
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748. Oh...
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749. give me a fucking drink.
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750. What happened to you?
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751. Tracee.
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752. She slipped.
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753. We were arguing, I don't know.
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754. She fell.
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755. Holy fucking shit.
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756. Get a sheet, Chrissy, cover that up.
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757. Where is he?
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758. Inside.
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759. Go get him.
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760. She fell?
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761. That's my story.
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762. You stupid motherfucker!
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763. How fucking dare you!
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764. Take it easy.
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765. You don't think.
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766. You disrespect this place.
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767. That's the reason why you
were passed the fuck over.
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768. It's my fault she's a klutz?
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769. Motherfucker!
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770. Are you out of your fucking
mind layin' your hands on me?
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771. He's the boss of this family!
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772. Shut the fuck up!
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773. I'm a made guy!
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774. Ton', we gotta get you out of here.
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775. Is this place open?
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776. No!
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777. Get the fuck out of here, Ralph!
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778. Keep that back door locked!
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779. And get her the fuck out of here.
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780. You got a rug, a piece of carpet?
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781. Cocksucker was way out of line.
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782. 20 years old, this girl.
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783. That too.
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784. Let's go.
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785. What?
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786. I think we need to talk.
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787. I think that maybe we've been
seeing too much of each other.
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788. And?
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789. I don't know.
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790. I mean...
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791. I really like you, Meadow.
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792. It's just...
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793. I don't think we
should see each other anymore.
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794. Are you breaking up with me?
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795. Are you really that surprised?
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796. Why, I mean...
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797. things were going so good.
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798. Look, honestly,
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799. you're too negative.
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800. It's like you have
this underlying cynicism
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801. about everything.
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802. What are you talking about?
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803. I really didn't want to get into this.
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804. So...
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805. things are better then?
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806. Since our first session?
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807. Yes, I guess.
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808. We seem to talk more easily.
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809. Sometimes even painful sessions
can break the log jam.
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810. Yes.
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811. And then this.
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812. You're being particularly quiet today.
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813. Sometimes I got nothing to say.
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814. Anthony.
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815. Carmela is here.
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816. She's giving up her time to
talk about your panic attacks.
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817. A young man who...
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818. worked for us...
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819. Barone Sanitation, he...
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820. he died.
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821. Who?
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822. Who?
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823. You don't know him.
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824. He died, that's all.
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825. Work-related death.
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826. It's sad when they go so young.
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827. How was the dentist?
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828. God, is there
nothing to eat in this house?
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829. Who knows, maybe she quit.
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830. I heard she went outside with
Ralphie and never came back.
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831. Do yourself a favor, keep
what you hear to yourself.
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832. Parties are usually Friday night.
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833. A lot of high rollers,
a lot of big tips.
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834. You want in the VIP room?
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835. It's 50 bucks to me
plus a blow job later on.
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