1. The guy on 13th Street,
I told him, "Go see Gigi."Copy !req
2. You call Beansie?Copy !req
3. Gigi, Beansie. Us Italians,
I think we're the only onesCopy !req
4. that use nicknames
to that extent.Copy !req
5. No, your Chinese.Copy !req
6. Nah.Copy !req
7. Yeah, this violinist,
Yo-Yo Ma.Copy !req
8. "Soubriquet."Copy !req
9. It's another word
for "nickname."Copy !req
10. I'm sorry.Copy !req
11. - What's the matter, hon'?
- Nothing.Copy !req
12. Tony?Copy !req
13. - How you doing, sweetie?
- Good, good.Copy !req
14. I took Danny to the doctor
like you said.Copy !req
15. My son?Copy !req
16. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right, right.Copy !req
17. - How's he doing?
- Good. You were right.Copy !req
18. Just a chest cold,
not pneumonia, thank God.Copy !req
19. Oh, great, great.
I'm glad to hear it.Copy !req
20. I made you some bread.Copy !req
21. You know,
like a thank-you.Copy !req
22. You didn't have to do that.Copy !req
23. No, really, I wanted to.
It's date nut for breakfast.Copy !req
24. Listen...Copy !req
25. Tracee, right?Copy !req
26. The bread's very sweet.Copy !req
27. And you're a great girl,
you know.Copy !req
28. Don't take this
the wrong way,Copy !req
29. but you can't be doing
stuff like this.Copy !req
30. No good.Copy !req
31. But I just wanted
to say thanks.Copy !req
32. I know.Copy !req
33. But I already got a family.
You know, they give me gifts.Copy !req
34. What we have is an
employer-employee thing.Copy !req
35. - Can't we be friends?
- Yeah, well, you see,Copy !req
36. I'm not so sure that's
such a good idea either,Copy !req
37. 'cause, you know,
you and Ralphie...Copy !req
38. Yeah, Ralphie.Copy !req
39. I'm glad your kid's okay.Copy !req
40. Let's go, Betty Crocker.Copy !req
41. Bread.Copy !req
42. So, Russell Crowe,
I mean, he's trapped, right?Copy !req
43. They're gonna sever off
his head.Copy !req
44. And he's telling them
how to do it?Copy !req
45. I know, and then he yanks
the sword from that dude.Copy !req
46. That was so phat.Copy !req
47. What about when the guy
gets hit with that spike thingCopy !req
48. and chunks of his head
go flying?Copy !req
49. - Enough already.
- We're making conversation.Copy !req
50. - I know, but people
are trying to eat.
- Thank you.Copy !req
51. Why do you let him
watch this garbage?Copy !req
52. Erin Brockovich.
That was a nice one.Copy !req
53. I didn't care for it.Copy !req
54. You did too.
What are you talking?Copy !req
55. See who that is.Copy !req
56. Since when did I become
the butler?Copy !req
57. It's probably Jackie Jr.
He locked himself out.Copy !req
58. No accountability, this kid.Copy !req
59. Oh, what?
People forget their keys.Copy !req
60. There he is,
Fresh Prince of New Jersey.Copy !req
61. - Hey.
- How you doing?Copy !req
62. Don't get up.
Don't get up.Copy !req
63. - I'll fix you a plate.
- Have something to eat.Copy !req
64. No, I can't.
Dino Zerilli's out in the car.Copy !req
65. You sure? Something quick?
Why don't you go bring him in?Copy !req
66. Next time.Copy !req
67. I'll leave them
in the mailbox.Copy !req
68. That's all right,
we'll use my set.Copy !req
69. I'll put them on the counter.Copy !req
70. What am I,
the invisible man here?Copy !req
71. Hey.Copy !req
72. Hey, man, your sister around?Copy !req
73. She decided to stay
at school and study.Copy !req
74. Any message?Copy !req
75. No, just, you know, hello.Copy !req
76. I'm gonna hit the road.
Sorry to interrupt your dinner.Copy !req
77. Stay out of trouble.Copy !req
78. So handsome.Copy !req
79. Good kid.Copy !req
80. Little pigheaded, you ask me.Copy !req
81. Every advantage, this kid.Copy !req
82. College, good home life.Copy !req
83. I had to quit school when I was
in 11th grade to help my mother.Copy !req
84. Supposed to be an architect.Copy !req
85. So when did you first
notice me?Copy !req
86. I don't know.Copy !req
87. History of Film,
I guess.Copy !req
88. The way you talked,
you know?Copy !req
89. Turned around to see
who you were.Copy !req
90. And?Copy !req
91. Nothing.Copy !req
92. What?Copy !req
93. - Say it.
- No, no, no!Copy !req
94. - Say it.
- Leave me alone, please!Copy !req
95. I'm not gonna stop
until you say it.Copy !req
96. Okay, okay, wait, wait.Copy !req
97. I thought you were cute,
all right?Copy !req
98. Ah, I knew it.Copy !req
99. Uh, hello?Copy !req
100. I'm sorry.Copy !req
101. I just don't know
where else to go.Copy !req
102. You guys hanging out?Copy !req
103. We were.Copy !req
104. You okay?Copy !req
105. I went over to see that movie
over at the student union.Copy !req
106. Old, like, horror film
or something.Copy !req
107. Freaks.Copy !req
108. Tod Browning, 1932.Copy !req
109. All these horrible people
in it with pointy heads
and stuff.Copy !req
110. And this one guy had no legs.Copy !req
111. He just hopped around
on his hands.Copy !req
112. Caitlin,
we talked about this.Copy !req
113. You can't keep
exposing yourself to
things that upset you.Copy !req
114. I know, it's just...Copy !req
115. I mean, why is other people's
pain a source of amusement?Copy !req
116. Caitlin, what the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
117. It's just a habit.Copy !req
118. Well, stop it, all right?
You're gonna be bald.Copy !req
119. It's obsessive-compulsive.Copy !req
120. - I'm gonna head upstairs.
- Don't go on account of me.Copy !req
121. I have that poli-sci
paper anyway.Copy !req
122. Please, don't be mad.Copy !req
123. I'm not mad.Copy !req
124. It's just you're really moody,
you know?Copy !req
125. I think I miss my ferrets.Copy !req
126. You gotta snap out of this,
Caitlin.Copy !req
127. Maybe you need
to talk to somebody.Copy !req
128. Yeah, well, I'm already
taking those Buspar pills.Copy !req
129. Well, maybe that's not enough.Copy !req
130. Where are you going?Copy !req
131. The library.Copy !req
132. See you later.Copy !req
133. I'm sure coming here has been
a culture shock for her.Copy !req
134. I mean, for us...Copy !req
135. L.A., New Jersey.Copy !req
136. You know, we're kind of used
to the mean streets, you know?Copy !req
137. Someone like Caitlin from, what,
Bartlesville, Oklahoma?Copy !req
138. New York's probably
a little overwhelming.Copy !req
139. Maybe we should try
and be patient with her.Copy !req
140. What?Copy !req
141. Nothing.Copy !req
142. You're sweet.Copy !req
143. Most guys wouldn't even
give a shit.Copy !req
144. Well, I'm not most guys.Copy !req
145. Do you have a condom?Copy !req
146. Are you okay?Copy !req
147. Yeah.Copy !req
148. A.J., call Lindsey Blundetto.Copy !req
149. Hi.Copy !req
150. Hey. What are you doing home?
Don't you have class?Copy !req
151. It's Friday.
Only in the mornings.Copy !req
152. Oh.Copy !req
153. I got a postcard
from the dentist.Copy !req
154. It's time to schedule
a cleaning.Copy !req
155. God, I just went.Copy !req
156. Smells great.
What is that?Copy !req
157. It's a bunt cake
for A.J.'s fundraiser.Copy !req
158. Nice shoes.Copy !req
159. Is Daddy home?Copy !req
160. He's upstairs.Copy !req
161. What's with you?
You seem...Copy !req
162. What?Copy !req
163. Nothing. I don't know.Copy !req
164. Hey, you know what I read?Copy !req
165. They're making a movie
with Eloise.Copy !req
166. Oh, really?
That should be cute.Copy !req
167. It's supposed to come out
around Christmas.Copy !req
168. Remember at the Plaza that time?Copy !req
169. That kid who kept
calling her Heloise,Copy !req
170. and I almost got
in a fight with her?Copy !req
171. - Yes, that little Spanish girl.
- She was so annoying.Copy !req
172. I can't believe
you even remember that.Copy !req
173. You were like,
nine or something.Copy !req
174. - Hey.
- Hello.Copy !req
175. Anyway, so when it opens,Copy !req
176. we are so there,
you and me.Copy !req
177. I know you're excited to see me,
but try to control yourself.Copy !req
178. So how is school?
What's new?Copy !req
179. Caitlin's still a pain.
She cries over like, everything.Copy !req
180. She probably misses her family,
the poor thing.Copy !req
181. Thank God for Noah, though.Copy !req
182. He's the only one
that can calm her down.Copy !req
183. She started pulling
her hair out last nightCopy !req
184. 'cause she saw a scary movie.Copy !req
185. She does it all the time now.Copy !req
186. Her scalp is, like, all raw.Copy !req
187. Oh, my God.Copy !req
188. Nothing a straitjacket
wouldn't cure.Copy !req
189. Sorry, I forgot,
it's Mr. SensitivityCopy !req
190. who doesn't have
any problems of his own.Copy !req
191. I'm agreeing with you.Copy !req
192. Like you have a clue.Copy !req
193. Jesus Christ,
what the fuck already?Copy !req
194. Cut her some slack, Tony.
She's under a lot of strain.Copy !req
195. And you did start this.Copy !req
196. Did you see? Huh?Copy !req
197. How I didn't rise
to the bait?Copy !req
198. The moolinyan?Copy !req
199. A lot of good it did me.Copy !req
200. Does anybody.Copy !req
201. It's still going on.Copy !req
202. Whoa, you're on the poles
tonight, honey.Copy !req
203. Why the hell's Mandee in?Copy !req
204. VIP work, VIP prices.Copy !req
205. It's 50 bucks to me,
plus a blow job later on.Copy !req
206. You know you're gonna make
at least half a G in there.Copy !req
207. Oh, look at that.Copy !req
208. It's like an ad for a fucking
weight loss center.Copy !req
209. Before and way before.Copy !req
210. This guy ever stop
breaking balls?Copy !req
211. Hear what I said, Ton'?Copy !req
212. They're like an ad
for a weight loss center.Copy !req
213. Before and after.Copy !req
214. Come here.Copy !req
215. I want to show you
where the horse bit me.Copy !req
216. - Hi, Tony.
- Hey.Copy !req
217. Look at this vision.Copy !req
218. How you doing,
sweetheart?Copy !req
219. Hey, Ralph.Copy !req
220. I have come to reclaim Rome
for my people.Copy !req
221. How you doing?Copy !req
222. I have come to reclaim Rome
for my people!Copy !req
223. I don't get it.
What do you mean?Copy !req
224. Fucking Gladiator,
you fuck.Copy !req
225. Oh, the movie.Copy !req
226. I didn't see it.Copy !req
227. You're an asshole, then.Copy !req
228. Ho, ho, ho.Copy !req
229. What do we have here?Copy !req
230. What is this,
a handsome contest?Copy !req
231. Ralphie.Copy !req
232. You. Behave, you.Copy !req
233. Hey.Copy !req
234. Hey, baby,
I was wondering where you were.Copy !req
235. Oh, whoa, whoa,
fucking kiss me.Copy !req
236. How many cocks
you suck tonight?Copy !req
237. Go on.Copy !req
238. Get me a drink.Copy !req
239. Skipper!Copy !req
240. Where's Tony?Copy !req
241. Getting his weasel greased.Copy !req
242. Oh, your kid brother's here.Copy !req
243. Ralphie, word to the wise.Copy !req
244. I'm just fucking around.
I'm breaking balls.Copy !req
245. You know,Copy !req
246. I got a cousin
who's a fag.Copy !req
247. Oh! Fucko!Copy !req
248. This weekend, get the video.Copy !req
249. There'll be a quiz
next week.Copy !req
250. They're gonna find this piece
of shit in the trunk someday.Copy !req
251. We are all dead men,
as Russell Crowe said.Copy !req
252. Ah.Copy !req
253. Hey, come on.Copy !req
254. - All we can do...
- Hey, come on. Hey!Copy !req
255. - is choose how we die!
- Hey! Hey!Copy !req
256. Ow! Ow! Ow!
That fucking hurts!Copy !req
257. Nah. All that fat?Copy !req
258. He's out of control,
this oobatz.Copy !req
259. Hey, Ralph.Copy !req
260. Come on, man.Copy !req
261. All right, come on.Copy !req
262. Put it down, Ralphie.
Come on.Copy !req
263. I am father...Copy !req
264. - Watch that thing!
- to a murdered...Copy !req
265. - Hey, come on!
- son, husband...Copy !req
266. - Ralphie!
- To a murdered wife.Copy !req
267. Relax. What are you doing?Copy !req
268. I will have...Copy !req
269. my vengeance.Copy !req
270. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
271. - Goddamn it!
- Ralphie...Copy !req
272. come on!Copy !req
273. Oh!Copy !req
274. - Oops!
- My fucking eye!Copy !req
275. I'm blind! I'm blind!Copy !req
276. The fuck's the matter
with you?Copy !req
277. - You hopped up
on something?
- It was an accident!Copy !req
278. What did you do?Copy !req
279. Nothing, we were
fucking around.Copy !req
280. It was an accident.
Stop being such a crybaby.Copy !req
281. Take him to the emergency room.Copy !req
282. What?Copy !req
283. Just take him.Copy !req
284. Come on, pussy boy.Copy !req
285. Fucking stunod,
this guy.Copy !req
286. Did you like the bread?Copy !req
287. What?Copy !req
288. The date nut bread.
I have recipes...Copy !req
289. Hey, sweetheart,
not now, all right?Copy !req
290. I was up all night.Copy !req
291. You could've called
or something.Copy !req
292. Sorry, I didn't realize
I needed your permissionCopy !req
293. to visit my house.Copy !req
294. Sorry.Copy !req
295. It's just...Copy !req
296. I mean, I kept having
this image of youCopy !req
297. in the hospital
with your throat cut.Copy !req
298. I appreciate your concern,Copy !req
299. but maybe you should focus
on your own problems, okay?Copy !req
300. You know, there was this thing
on TV once about that pilot,Copy !req
301. Charles Lindbergh,Copy !req
302. and about how his baby
was kidnapped and killed.Copy !req
303. Jesus Christ, already!Copy !req
304. - Don't go.
- I'm going to Noah's.Copy !req
305. Yeah, well, at least
you have a boyfriend!Copy !req
306. Now she's got me
all wound up.Copy !req
307. Put her out of your mind.Copy !req
308. Duh, if I could do that.Copy !req
309. Maybe we should
find her a guy.Copy !req
310. Don't you have any friends?Copy !req
311. Do you really think
I'd subject one of
my friends to Caitlin?Copy !req
312. I have an idea.Copy !req
313. I think her birthday's
coming up.Copy !req
314. Why don't we take her out,
you know, like to celebrate.Copy !req
315. You mean like
to Live Bait?Copy !req
316. Get her drunk.
Maybe it'll cheer her up.Copy !req
317. Please.
She's bad enough sober.Copy !req
318. I bet I know
what would cheer you up.Copy !req
319. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
320. What?Copy !req
321. Go to the fuse box.Copy !req
322. In the cellar, Janice.Copy !req
323. So call the gas company.
What do you want from me?Copy !req
324. Hey, you chose to live there,
remember?Copy !req
325. Well? What do you think?Copy !req
326. About what?
What am I looking at?Copy !req
327. My teeth. I got braces.Copy !req
328. What do you want,
a parade?Copy !req
329. Oh!Copy !req
330. What did I tell you
about fraternizing?Copy !req
331. I'm not, I was just
showing Tony my braces.Copy !req
332. Yeah?Copy !req
333. Well, I didn't shell out
three crackersCopy !req
334. for you to be modeling
your teeth.Copy !req
335. Get to work.Copy !req
336. Come on.Copy !req
337. Anything else?Copy !req
338. Ralphie's the one
sticking her. Why don't
he pay for her teeth?Copy !req
339. It's a loan.
I'm juicing her.Copy !req
340. Usually it's fake tits
they want.Copy !req
341. Yeah, well, she don't need
those, that's for sure.Copy !req
342. That kid's a thoroughbred.Copy !req
343. But, Marone,
those choppers.Copy !req
344. Fucking train wreck.Copy !req
345. Well, happy birthday
to us all.Copy !req
346. That was
a barrel of monkeys.Copy !req
347. That guy Jeff
kept staring at me.Copy !req
348. What do you think?Copy !req
349. You want to check out
"Smokes"?Copy !req
350. I'm a little tired,
you know?Copy !req
351. Yeah. Yeah, right.Copy !req
352. It is getting
a little late.Copy !req
353. Oh, my God.Copy !req
354. That is so sad.Copy !req
355. The chairs, the pears,
the bears,Copy !req
356. the social security cards...Copy !req
357. Come on, Caitlin.Copy !req
358. No, I mean,
we should give her some money.Copy !req
359. Why you scream
at me like that? Mary, Mary!Copy !req
360. - Caitlin.
- Excuse me, Miss?Copy !req
361. Miss!Copy !req
362. Miss?Copy !req
363. - Oh, my God!
- Oh!Copy !req
364. Not bad, Chrissy.Copy !req
365. Decent week.Copy !req
366. Not bad?
I'm running ragged here.Copy !req
367. If I wanted to work
18 hours a day,Copy !req
368. I could get a job at Denny's.Copy !req
369. Like they'd fucking
hire him.Copy !req
370. What, are you crying?Copy !req
371. Keep it up.Copy !req
372. I'll give you something
to cry about.Copy !req
373. Watch the braces, honey.Copy !req
374. God, it was so horrible.Copy !req
375. It's over, Caitlin, okay?Copy !req
376. How can you be so callous?Copy !req
377. That was the most
horrific thing ever.Copy !req
378. It was a homeless woman
with the Daily News up her butt.Copy !req
379. Every time I close my eyes,
I just keep seeing her.Copy !req
380. Oh, my God!Copy !req
381. Caitlin, why don't we go
over to the health center?Copy !req
382. They'll help you.Copy !req
383. They'll give you something
to calm down, at least.Copy !req
384. No.Copy !req
385. No more drugs.Copy !req
386. Caitlin, don't start drinking.Copy !req
387. Come on.Copy !req
388. Listen, I have to get up
really early tomorrow.Copy !req
389. Josh is on the red-eye
from L.A.Copy !req
390. My friend, Josh,
from Crossroads High School.Copy !req
391. I didn't tell you?Copy !req
392. No.Copy !req
393. Sorry. I thought I did.Copy !req
394. Anyway, he's coming in,Copy !req
395. and we're gonna head up and see
his brother at Hampshire.Copy !req
396. Try and get some rest, okay?Copy !req
397. Where do you think
she sleeps at night?Copy !req
398. Hi-hi.Copy !req
399. When did you come in?Copy !req
400. Just now.Copy !req
401. Sorry, were you sleeping?Copy !req
402. It's a good thing we're paying
for that dorm room.Copy !req
403. It's Caitlin again.
I can't sleep there.Copy !req
404. Forget about studying.Copy !req
405. Like you were studying
at 2:00 a.m.Copy !req
406. Noah and I took her out
for her birthday.Copy !req
407. She's all depressed
to begin with,Copy !req
408. and then she starts
having conniptionsCopy !req
409. over this homeless lady
in the street.Copy !req
410. And how are things
with Noah?Copy !req
411. He's going up
to Hampshire CollegeCopy !req
412. with his friend from L.A.Copy !req
413. He said he told me about it,
but I know he didn't.Copy !req
414. Don't you think that's weird
that he would just do that?Copy !req
415. I don't know.
I don't really know him.Copy !req
416. And his friend, Josh?
I mean, I guess he's okay.Copy !req
417. So you two are still
dating, then?Copy !req
418. Is that a problem?Copy !req
419. You started
this conversation.Copy !req
420. The hygienist
from Dr. Maceras called.Copy !req
421. You never scheduled
your appointment.Copy !req
422. I'm sorry, I forgot.
I'll do it.Copy !req
423. And Jackie Jr. says hello.Copy !req
424. Noah's great, but he
can be odd, you know?Copy !req
425. It's like one minute
he's all affectionate,Copy !req
426. and then the next, he's like
a totally different person.Copy !req
427. Meadow, are you in love
with this boy?Copy !req
428. I don't know.Copy !req
429. I guess so.Copy !req
430. I mean, at this point,
I'd better be.Copy !req
431. At what point?
What does that mean?Copy !req
432. Sorry, but we are so
not having that conversation.Copy !req
433. Tony?Copy !req
434. You have a second?Copy !req
435. I know you said
we can't be friends,Copy !req
436. but there's no one else
I can talk to.Copy !req
437. I'm pregnant.Copy !req
438. It's Ralphie's.Copy !req
439. Congratulations.Copy !req
440. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
441. He acts like
he doesn't give a shit.Copy !req
442. Did you ever think
he's not acting?Copy !req
443. Well, what should I do?
Should I keep it?Copy !req
444. I don't get involved
in affairs of the heart.Copy !req
445. But if I have it,Copy !req
446. you think he'll help me
support it?Copy !req
447. Oh, sure, it'll be
Father Knows Best over there.Copy !req
448. Look, you want my advice?Copy !req
449. You already got one kid.Copy !req
450. Problems with that,
burning him with cigarettes,Copy !req
451. whatever the fuck
you were doing.Copy !req
452. I got help for that.
I had a lot of repressed anger.Copy !req
453. The county social worker says
it all goes back to my momCopy !req
454. and holding my hand
on the stove.Copy !req
455. Whatever, okay?Copy !req
456. Your age, your situation,Copy !req
457. you need another kid
like you needCopy !req
458. a fucking hole
in the head.Copy !req
459. You're young.
You still got your figure.Copy !req
460. You're making money.Copy !req
461. So you think I should
get an abortion?Copy !req
462. Believe me,
with Ralphie as the father,Copy !req
463. you'll be doing this
kid and the next three
generations a favor.Copy !req
464. Hey, Urban Outfitters
is having a sale.Copy !req
465. We're out of syrup.Copy !req
466. 'Cause you use
a whole gallon at a time.Copy !req
467. - Shut up.
- A.J.Copy !req
468. - You wanna go?
- What do you need, shoes?Copy !req
469. Shoes, some new tops.Copy !req
470. I need underwear.Copy !req
471. So, you wanna go or not?Copy !req
472. I put your whites in at 10:30.Copy !req
473. I need to wait
until the dryer's free.Copy !req
474. - Let Lilliana do it.
- Lilliana's off.Copy !req
475. Well, it's gonna be a zoo
by the time we get there.Copy !req
476. Meadow here?Copy !req
477. She paged me.
She's at her parents.Copy !req
478. Oh.Copy !req
479. Want to hang out?Copy !req
480. I'm writing my paper.Copy !req
481. You mind if I just
sit and study then?Copy !req
482. I'm fine, really.
It's just...Copy !req
483. You know, it's creepy
up there alone.Copy !req
484. All right.Copy !req
485. What are we, short?Copy !req
486. Who are we missing?Copy !req
487. Tracee.Copy !req
488. Left sick on Saturday,
haven't seen her since.Copy !req
489. For three days?Copy !req
490. Fucking twat.Copy !req
491. I talked to my mom,Copy !req
492. and she wants me to go
to Vermont this weekend.Copy !req
493. - For what?
- Friends of my dad's.Copy !req
494. Paul and Irione Dudley.Copy !req
495. Paul's a psychiatry professor
at Dartmouth Medical School,Copy !req
496. and they have a horse farm,
and ride and talk.Copy !req
497. Paul's very inspiring.Copy !req
498. Sounds good.Copy !req
499. I just feel better already.Copy !req
500. Irione is an amazing cook.Copy !req
501. Now, if I just don't
get freaked outCopy !req
502. by the sound of the pine trees
at night...Copy !req
503. I'm going to Noah's.Copy !req
504. This Moltisanti kid,
he's got his head up his ass.Copy !req
505. This is a great
gladiator movie?Copy !req
506. Look at Kirk Douglas'
fucking hair.Copy !req
507. They didn't have flattops
in ancient Rome!Copy !req
508. What do you want
to drink, baby?Copy !req
509. Get me a Fresca.Copy !req
510. C-fucking-minus.Copy !req
511. And it's all
her fault.Copy !req
512. You know, six hours
I'm trying to work,Copy !req
513. - and she just won't stop.
- Tell me about it.Copy !req
514. The questions, the whining,
the crazy goddamn nonsense.Copy !req
515. I mean, she starts crying
about her economics class.Copy !req
516. She doesn't get it.Copy !req
517. So I give her my notes
from last year.Copy !req
518. I'm talking primo notes.
I got an "A."Copy !req
519. But even that's a problem.Copy !req
520. She doesn't understand
my writing.Copy !req
521. "What does this word mean?"
Blah, blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
522. Nothing's ever enough with her.Copy !req
523. I mean, I know
I'm the R.A.,Copy !req
524. but technically she's
not even on my floor.Copy !req
525. "C" -minus.Copy !req
526. Really beautiful, Noah.Copy !req
527. It's not that bad, okay?Copy !req
528. I want options
when I graduate, Meadow.Copy !req
529. I'm going to law school
in two short years.Copy !req
530. A "C" -minus is fucked for me.Copy !req
531. It's early in the semester.
You'll make it up.Copy !req
532. Is that all right, honey?Copy !req
533. Fine.Copy !req
534. You know I take care of you,
right?Copy !req
535. You, Danny,
our gorgeous little baby.Copy !req
536. Who's that?Copy !req
537. Fuck should I know?Copy !req
538. Ralphie, open up!Copy !req
539. Ah, shit.Copy !req
540. Ralphie!Copy !req
541. - Where's Tracee?
- She's busy.Copy !req
542. Hey, Sil.Copy !req
543. Put your shoes on!Copy !req
544. Oh! What'd I say?Copy !req
545. I don't know,
what'd you fucking say?Copy !req
546. Three days she missed work.Copy !req
547. - I've been sick, Sil.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
548. I called your house.Copy !req
549. Your mother says you haven't
been there for two days either.Copy !req
550. I was here.
Ralph's taking care of me.Copy !req
551. Disgraziata.
You got a little kid at home!Copy !req
552. Her mother's watching him!Copy !req
553. Mind your fucking business,
Ralph!Copy !req
554. Oh, where do you get
the balls to come here?Copy !req
555. Three grand
this cunt's into me,Copy !req
556. and where do I get
my fucking balls?Copy !req
557. Go on,
get out of here.Copy !req
558. Let's go!Copy !req
559. What's the matter with you, huh?Copy !req
560. Do you know how many
girls would killCopy !req
561. for the opportunity
you've got?Copy !req
562. What, working for you?Copy !req
563. Oh, go ahead, keep it up.Copy !req
564. Give me a break, in two seconds
I could get a job at any other...Copy !req
565. Listen to me,
you little pucchiacc'.Copy !req
566. Until you pay what you owe,Copy !req
567. that shaved twat of yours
belongs to me!Copy !req
568. You understand?Copy !req
569. I asked you a question.Copy !req
570. Yes.Copy !req
571. Yeah, now, get in the car.Copy !req
572. And then I go to pour the milk,
and the carton is empty.Copy !req
573. I keep telling you,
it's not me, it's A.J.Copy !req
574. Nice try, mister.Copy !req
575. How about the football trance?
I swear to God,Copy !req
576. we can have an entire
conversation,Copy !req
577. but if that TV's on,Copy !req
578. he's not hearing
a word I'm saying.Copy !req
579. One time this happened.Copy !req
580. Carmela
Forget it, Gab.Copy !req
581. You might as well
talk to the furniture.Copy !req
582. That's because men have
the attention span of children.Copy !req
583. Oh, sorry, honey,
what'd you say?Copy !req
584. This cake, Rosalie.Copy !req
585. - Really, Ro', delicious.
- The whole meal.Copy !req
586. I'm glad we could
reciprocate.Copy !req
587. Hey, college boy,
how's school?Copy !req
588. Good, you know.Copy !req
589. Cracking the books.Copy !req
590. - Almost dean's list.
- What's this "almost"?Copy !req
591. Give me his name,
no more "almost."Copy !req
592. I'm going out.Copy !req
593. I'll probably end up
staying at Bobby's.Copy !req
594. No drinking and driving.Copy !req
595. Come on, he knows
better than that.Copy !req
596. Right, tough guy?Copy !req
597. Yeah, whatever you say, Ralph.Copy !req
598. Get lost.
Enjoy your youth.Copy !req
599. I'm gonna kill you.Copy !req
600. Why didn't you tell me
this place was so fancy?Copy !req
601. Calm down,
it's just my father.Copy !req
602. Believe me, it'll be nothing
compared to meeting your dad.Copy !req
603. - There he is.
- Hey.Copy !req
604. Hey, Dad.Copy !req
605. Meadow, this is my father, Len.Copy !req
606. Hello.Copy !req
607. Len Tannenbaum.
Please sit.Copy !req
608. How was the flight?Copy !req
609. Well, aside from Tim Daly
chewing my ear for an hour,Copy !req
610. it was wonderful.Copy !req
611. The guy from Wings?Copy !req
612. - You know him?
- I did his deal
for Fugitive.Copy !req
613. - Usually I enjoy
- L.A. to New York.Copy !req
614. Five hours without
interruptions,Copy !req
615. it's the only time
I get to do some real work.Copy !req
616. Unbelievable.Copy !req
617. He flies first class.Copy !req
618. Personal DVD player
with any movie he wants.Copy !req
619. Never even opens the case.Copy !req
620. Bad enough
representing these people,Copy !req
621. I have to suffer
through their movies too?Copy !req
622. God, it must be so exciting
being an entertainment lawyer.Copy !req
623. Get to meet all the celebrities.Copy !req
624. It beats working
for a living.Copy !req
625. - He's in town
to meet with Dick Wolf.
- The sportscaster?Copy !req
626. Actually, he's a TV producer.Copy !req
627. Special Victims Unit,
Law & Order.Copy !req
628. - New York Undercover.
- I used to love that show.Copy !req
629. Good evening, may I offer you
a cocktail before dinner?Copy !req
630. Guys, are we
drinking wine?Copy !req
631. Clos Pegase,
the '94 if you've got.Copy !req
632. So, Meadow, what business
is your father in?Copy !req
633. Actually,
he's in waste management.Copy !req
634. Ah, toxic chemicals,
medical waste,Copy !req
635. that sort of thing?Copy !req
636. Yeah, sort of.Copy !req
637. Environmental cleanup.Copy !req
638. Okay.Copy !req
639. Let's give a big Bada Bing
welcome to Tracee.Copy !req
640. Hey, that guy cut the line.Copy !req
641. Go.Copy !req
642. What's the matter?Copy !req
643. I told Caitlin if we went
to the movies I'd call her.Copy !req
644. I'm starting to feel bad.Copy !req
645. I stopped feeling bad
the second I saw that grade.Copy !req
646. Did I tell you my father's
filing a restraining order
against her?Copy !req
647. What?Copy !req
648. You're kidding, right?Copy !req
649. You obviously
don't know my father.Copy !req
650. He totally freaked when
he heard about the "C" -minus.Copy !req
651. Well, I mean,Copy !req
652. couldn't you try
talking to her first?Copy !req
653. At this point?Copy !req
654. She thinks
we're her friends.Copy !req
655. Well, you have to set
limits. The girl was
ruining our lives.Copy !req
656. Think about it,
we couldn't do anything
without her horning in.Copy !req
657. We certainly couldn't
take her to see this.Copy !req
658. Mrs. Custer grabs the artist.Copy !req
659. "Oh! I tell you
I want a paintingCopy !req
660. commemorating my husband's
last thoughts,Copy !req
661. you give me cows with halos,
and Indians making love?"Copy !req
662. "Mrs. Custer," he says,Copy !req
663. "those are your husband's
last thoughts."Copy !req
664. "Holy cow, look at all
those fucking Indians."Copy !req
665. Oh, what,
not even a hello?Copy !req
666. Fuck you, asshole.Copy !req
667. - Ooh!
- Oh, that's nice. Very nice.Copy !req
668. That's how you talk to a man
in front of his friends?Copy !req
669. Yeah, right.Copy !req
670. What man?Copy !req
671. Oh! A double.Copy !req
672. You tell him, sweetie.Copy !req
673. I like this girl!Copy !req
674. Women, women, women.Copy !req
675. Why was I born handsome
instead of rich?Copy !req
676. Leave me alone.Copy !req
677. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
678. What are you being
like this for?Copy !req
679. Fuck you. Three days you don't
call, even to see how I am.Copy !req
680. Baby, I'm busy.
I gotta work.Copy !req
681. How else am I gonna
take care of youCopy !req
682. when you're
nine months pregnant?Copy !req
683. You serious?Copy !req
684. Of course I'm serious.Copy !req
685. We'll get a little house...Copy !req
686. in a cul-de-sac.Copy !req
687. I know that guy
who's a mortgage broker.Copy !req
688. Really?Copy !req
689. Ralphie, I love you.Copy !req
690. I love you too, baby.Copy !req
691. Hey, if it's a boy,Copy !req
692. we'll name him after me.Copy !req
693. If it's a girl,
we'll name it Tracee, after you.Copy !req
694. This way she can grow up
to be a cocksucking slob,Copy !req
695. just like her mother.Copy !req
696. Are you out
of your fucking mind?Copy !req
697. Guinea motherfucking
piece of shit!Copy !req
698. That's right, that's right,
get it all out.Copy !req
699. Get it all out,
you little whore.Copy !req
700. That make you feel good?Copy !req
701. You feel like a man?Copy !req
702. Look at you now.Copy !req
703. Oh...Copy !req
704. Give me a fucking drink.Copy !req
705. What happened to you?Copy !req
706. Oh.Copy !req
707. Tracee.Copy !req
708. She slipped.Copy !req
709. We were arguing,
I don't know.Copy !req
710. She fell.Copy !req
711. Holy fucking shit.Copy !req
712. Get a sheet, Chrissy.
Cover that up.Copy !req
713. Where is he?Copy !req
714. - Inside.
- Go get him.Copy !req
715. She fell?Copy !req
716. - That's my story.
- You stupid motherfucker!Copy !req
717. - Oh!
- How fucking dare you!Copy !req
718. Take it easy.Copy !req
719. You don't think.
You disrespect this place.Copy !req
720. That's the reason why
you were passed the fuck over.Copy !req
721. It's my fault she's a klutz?Copy !req
722. Motherfucker!Copy !req
723. Are you out of your fucking mind
laying your hands on me?Copy !req
724. This is the boss of this family!
Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
725. Motherfucker!Copy !req
726. I'm a made guy!Copy !req
727. Ton', we gotta get you
out of here.Copy !req
728. - Is this place open?
- No!Copy !req
729. Fuck!Copy !req
730. Get the fuck
out of here, Ralph!Copy !req
731. Keep that back door lockedCopy !req
732. and get her the fuck
out of here.Copy !req
733. You got a rug?
A piece of carpet?Copy !req
734. - Yeah.
- Come on.Copy !req
735. Cocksucker was way
out of line.Copy !req
736. Twenty years old,
this girl.Copy !req
737. That too.Copy !req
738. Let's go.Copy !req
739. What?Copy !req
740. I think we need to talk.Copy !req
741. I think that maybe we've been
seeing too much of each other.Copy !req
742. And?Copy !req
743. I don't know.Copy !req
744. I mean...Copy !req
745. I really like you, Meadow.Copy !req
746. It's just...Copy !req
747. I don't think we should
see each other anymore.Copy !req
748. Are you breaking up with me?Copy !req
749. Are you really
that surprised?Copy !req
750. Why? I mean,
things were going so good.Copy !req
751. Look, honestly,
you're too negative.Copy !req
752. It's like you have
this underlying cynicism
about everything.Copy !req
753. What are you talking about?Copy !req
754. Look, I really didn't want
to get into this.Copy !req
755. So things are better, then?Copy !req
756. Since our first session?Copy !req
757. Yes, I guess.Copy !req
758. We seem to talk
more easily.Copy !req
759. Sometimes even painful sessions
can break the log jam.Copy !req
760. Yes.Copy !req
761. And then this.Copy !req
762. You're being
particularly quiet today.Copy !req
763. Sometimes I got
nothing to say.Copy !req
764. Anthony.Copy !req
765. Carmela is here.Copy !req
766. She's giving up her timeCopy !req
767. to talk about
your panic attacks.Copy !req
768. A young man who...Copy !req
769. worked for us...Copy !req
770. Barone Sanitation, he...Copy !req
771. he died.Copy !req
772. - Who?
- Who?Copy !req
773. You don't know him.Copy !req
774. He died, that's all.Copy !req
775. Work-related death.Copy !req
776. It's sad when they go so young.Copy !req
777. How was the dentist?Copy !req
778. God, is there nothing
to eat in this house?Copy !req
779. Who knows?
Maybe she quit.Copy !req
780. I heard she went outside with
Ralphie and never came back.Copy !req
781. Do yourself a favor,
keep what you hear to yourself.Copy !req
782. Parties are
usually Friday night.Copy !req
783. A lot of high rollers,
a lot of big tips.Copy !req
784. You want in the VIP room?Copy !req
785. It's 50 bucks to me,
plus a blow job later on.Copy !req