1. How are you feeling, from your accident?Copy !req
2. Fine.Copy !req
3. Thank you.Copy !req
4. Honestly?Copy !req
5. If you told me five years ago
I would be sitting here today...Copy !req
6. Anthony's attacks,
how do they make you feel?Copy !req
7. Well, concerned, of course.Copy !req
8. And helpless...Copy !req
9. a little frustrated maybe.Copy !req
10. With your inability to help him?Copy !req
11. To tell the truth, I was referring
to your inability to help him.Copy !req
12. She has helped me.Copy !req
13. What are you talking about?Copy !req
14. You've been coming here
for three years, Tony.Copy !req
15. You still pass out on a regular basis.Copy !req
16. I understand your frustration.Copy !req
17. Did Anthony share with
you any of our insightsCopy !req
18. about his last panic attack?Copy !req
19. I told you, remember?Copy !req
20. The cappicola,Copy !req
21. and my mother when I was little kid.Copy !req
22. Right, yes.Copy !req
23. Do you think that there's anythingCopy !req
24. in the present family dynamicCopy !req
25. that could serve as a trigger?Copy !req
26. Something in your dialoguing perhaps?Copy !req
27. 'Scuse me?Copy !req
28. I don't really know you that well.Copy !req
29. We're trying to get to root causes.Copy !req
30. Like maybe you do things, you know,Copy !req
31. that have some effect on me?Copy !req
32. Oh, really.Copy !req
33. What?Copy !req
34. People affect each other in life.Copy !req
35. Oh, I get it, is this how it works?Copy !req
36. You can't get any answers out of himCopy !req
37. so you start looking for someone
else to point the finger at?Copy !req
38. She's not saying anything!Copy !req
39. Why are you gettin' so defensive?Copy !req
40. You know what, Tony?Copy !req
41. Maybe you should explore
your own behavior.Copy !req
42. You ever thought of exploring
that as a root cause?Copy !req
43. Very nice, that's very nice.Copy !req
44. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
45. I told you months ago I broke it
off with that Russian person.Copy !req
46. Right?Copy !req
47. It's incredible.Copy !req
48. It's like people who
smoke their whole livesCopy !req
49. and then they sue the cigarette
companies when they get cancer.Copy !req
50. You know, you agreed to come here.Copy !req
51. Forget it, this is fuckin' ridiculous.Copy !req
52. Right, just sit thereCopy !req
53. silence, anger.Copy !req
54. Then you pass out and you blame
the rest of the fucking world.Copy !req
55. Yeah, I love you, too.Copy !req
56. You're both very angry.Copy !req
57. You must've been in the top
of your fucking class.Copy !req
58. Ah, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
59. What?Copy !req
60. Great.Copy !req
61. And I'm the one that doesn't
fuckin' communicate?Copy !req
62. You want to know what's wrong?Copy !req
63. After 19 years of marriage,
I find it very sadCopy !req
64. that we have to pay someone
to teach us how to interact.Copy !req
65. You were all in favor.Copy !req
66. Slow down, stop driving like a maniac.Copy !req
67. Maybe we'll fucking die.Copy !req
68. You think this is easy for me?Copy !req
69. It's like being the new kid at school,Copy !req
70. everybody jumps down your throat
every time you open your mouth.Copy !req
71. Who's picking on you?Copy !req
72. She took your side
with everything you said.Copy !req
73. Will you, please?Copy !req
74. I'm sure you'll have a good laugh
about it the next time you're alone.Copy !req
75. Yeah.Copy !req
76. Oh, motherfuckin' fuck!Copy !req
77. God!Copy !req
78. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
79. Are you happy now, what did I tell you?Copy !req
80. It's a fuckin' speed trap.Copy !req
81. How you doing?Copy !req
82. I got new shoes,
soles are a little heavy.Copy !req
83. License, registration,
and insurance card please.Copy !req
84. You're with the township, right?Copy !req
85. I think I had dinner
with your boss last week.Copy !req
86. Tony Soprano.Copy !req
87. Would you please remove
the license from the wallet?Copy !req
88. Do you know why I stopped you, sir?Copy !req
89. Yeah, I do.Copy !req
90. I'll tell you what,Copy !req
91. why don't you and your
wife have dinner on meCopy !req
92. and you can tell her about it.Copy !req
93. Are you offering me a bribe, sir?Copy !req
94. Of course not.Copy !req
95. You gotta relax a little.Copy !req
96. Would you shut the engine please, sir?Copy !req
97. Just out of curiosity,Copy !req
98. what happens if I don't
feel like shutting the engine?Copy !req
99. Dispatch 5-8-2,
request back-up.Copy !req
100. You gotta be fuckin' kidding me.Copy !req
101. Tony.Copy !req
102. 5-8-2,
what's your 20?Copy !req
103. Dispatch, cancel back-up.Copy !req
104. This the high point of your career?Copy !req
105. Wait in the car.Copy !req
106. Our tax dollars hard at fuckin' work.Copy !req
107. It makes you sick.Copy !req
108. You'd think they'd be out
arresting dope dealers.Copy !req
109. You believe this shit?Copy !req
110. This fuckin' smoke's
actually writing me up.Copy !req
111. Stay in the car, Tony.Copy !req
112. Affirmative action cocksucker.Copy !req
113. What'd Freddie want again?Copy !req
114. I don't know, peppers and eggs.Copy !req
115. C'mon, help me carry that shit.Copy !req
116. Nah, I saw a meter maid.Copy !req
117. Bullshit.Copy !req
118. Get me a Manhattan Special if they
got it, instead of the Coke, alright?Copy !req
119. How the fuck should I know?Copy !req
120. Bullshit, every time
I hear your machine,Copy !req
121. there's some new motherfucker on it!Copy !req
122. Fuck you, you shouldn't be listening
to my machine, you loser!Copy !req
123. Shut your mouth!Copy !req
124. You know what? Fuck you.Copy !req
125. Don't call me anymore!Copy !req
126. Get back in the goddamn car!Copy !req
127. You think you can give
me a ride up to the point?Copy !req
128. What the fuck are you lookin' at?Copy !req
129. Uh, we're on a job in Teaneck.Copy !req
130. C'mon, it's two minutes.Copy !req
131. Fuckin' twat, get back here, Tina!Copy !req
132. Eat shit, asshole!Copy !req
133. C'mon, can't you just
do me this favor, please?Copy !req
134. Look, why don't you just go with him?Copy !req
135. C'mon, can't you just take me?Copy !req
136. I can't, there's a car service...Copy !req
137. Sal!Copy !req
138. Fat piece of shit!Copy !req
139. He didn't do anything!Copy !req
140. C'mon, you wanna fuck her?Copy !req
141. Sal, what are you doin'?
Stop, he didn't do anything!Copy !req
142. Sal, what are you doing? Stop!Copy !req
143. Get back in the fucking car!Copy !req
144. Get in the car!Copy !req
145. Get in the fucking car now!Copy !req
146. Bryan, Bryan!Copy !req
147. Hey.Copy !req
148. How are ya?Copy !req
149. Thanks for comin', Tony.Copy !req
150. How you doing?Copy !req
151. Hey.Copy !req
152. I brought him some Whitman's.Copy !req
153. How's he doing?Copy !req
154. I talked to him before, I think
he squeezed my hand, but...Copy !req
155. he's gonna be a vegetable, Tony.Copy !req
156. A fucking retard.Copy !req
157. No, he's gonna be fine.Copy !req
158. Look at the bright side...Copy !req
159. he wasn't that smart to begin with.Copy !req
160. C'mon, it's a tense situation.Copy !req
161. A little fucking levity, huh?Copy !req
162. What are you doin' here?Copy !req
163. I can't visit my cousin?Copy !req
164. I want this cocksucker to
bleed from his ass, skipper.Copy !req
165. You got it.Copy !req
166. Just say the word, my fuckin' pleasure.Copy !req
167. Why don't you go grab us some coffee?Copy !req
168. C'mon, are you kiddin'?Copy !req
169. Better yet,Copy !req
170. go to the ear, nose,
and throat department,Copy !req
171. get your hearing checked.Copy !req
172. Alright, obviously you told the copsCopy !req
173. you don't know who did this?Copy !req
174. I'm upset,Copy !req
175. but please, I know
how to keep my mouth shut.Copy !req
176. Unless, of course, there's
a salami sandwich around.Copy !req
177. What the fuck is wrong with you?Copy !req
178. We're trying to have a meeting here.Copy !req
179. Two minutes he's in charge,
he's fucking lee iacocca.Copy !req
180. C'mon.Copy !req
181. Not here, c'mon.Copy !req
182. There's no beef between your
brother and Mustang Sally?Copy !req
183. Didn't owe him any money,
nothing like that?Copy !req
184. No, nothing.Copy !req
185. This kid's a whack job.Copy !req
186. Meadowlands, last year, remember?Copy !req
187. Threw a hot dog vendor
off the second mezzanine?Copy !req
188. Too many fuckin' onions or some shit.Copy !req
189. Geeg', you'll get him under control?Copy !req
190. With extreme fuckin' prejudice.Copy !req
191. We gotta go.Copy !req
192. Alright.Copy !req
193. Ton'.Copy !req
194. Hey...Copy !req
195. he's gonna be fine.Copy !req
196. Thanks, Tony.Copy !req
197. "And if I go and
prepare a place for you,Copy !req
198. "I will come back again
and take you to myself,Copy !req
199. so that where I am, you may also be."Copy !req
200. This is the word of the Lord.Copy !req
201. Thanks be to God.Copy !req
202. There are many rooms
in my father's house...Copy !req
203. most certainly one for Febby.Copy !req
204. Febby lived a full life,Copy !req
205. a life of service to others.Copy !req
206. His 78 years saw himCopy !req
207. serve his family as a devoted father,Copy !req
208. his country as a supply sergeant
in the Pacific Theater,Copy !req
209. and most importantly, our
Lord, as a devout Catholic.Copy !req
210. When I last visited Febby
in the hospital,Copy !req
211. he had just finished his last
round of chemotherapy.Copy !req
212. Though frail and extremely thin,Copy !req
213. his fighting spirit was still intact.Copy !req
214. His body was wracked with pain...Copy !req
215. you know Greg D'Aiuto?Copy !req
216. His grandfather died of cancer.Copy !req
217. They froze his head
till they find a cure.Copy !req
218. Mary... Carmela.Copy !req
219. Hugh, Hugh!Copy !req
220. Oh.Copy !req
221. For the poor box.Copy !req
222. Thank you.Copy !req
223. I'm goin' to check out the hearse.Copy !req
224. Don't get lost, A.J.Copy !req
225. Well, I'll see ya at the...Copy !req
226. see ya, father.Copy !req
227. C'mere, you, let me look at you.Copy !req
228. Hey, c'mere!Copy !req
229. Why didn't you tell me
your old man was coming?Copy !req
230. He wanted to surprise you.Copy !req
231. You mean old prick.Copy !req
232. I thought you were in Miami
playing shuffleboard.Copy !req
233. It's too hot there.Copy !req
234. I come up to see
the grandkids, you know?Copy !req
235. And my doctor's here.Copy !req
236. Yeah, Bobby said you weren't
feeling too good.Copy !req
237. How you doin'?Copy !req
238. I'm gonna bring the car around.Copy !req
239. I'm sorry about your uncle.Copy !req
240. Actually Febby was Carmela's uncle.Copy !req
241. Buon anima,Copy !req
242. he should rest in peace.Copy !req
243. 94 pounds when he died,
Carm's mom was saying.Copy !req
244. He was always thin, what do you expect?Copy !req
245. As long as I got you here...Copy !req
246. your godson, Mustang Sally Intile,Copy !req
247. he did a Lee Trevino off a guy's head.Copy !req
248. That little prick is
my Godson in name only.Copy !req
249. I only stood up as a
favor to his father.Copy !req
250. I'm just saying 'cause...Copy !req
251. this isn't the first time.Copy !req
252. You do whatever you gotta do.Copy !req
253. Just so you heard it from me.Copy !req
254. Thank you.Copy !req
255. And I want you to know that I
appreciate you looking out for Bobby.Copy !req
256. Bobby, what, are you kidding me?Copy !req
257. He's been a huge help with my uncle.Copy !req
258. That one don't need any help.Copy !req
259. Out of jail on a fuckin' medical?Copy !req
260. He makes me laugh, your uncle.Copy !req
261. That's right, we're talking
about you, you cagey fuck.Copy !req
262. Huh?Copy !req
263. You got 'em all fooled.Copy !req
264. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
265. There's Bobby.Copy !req
266. I'm sorry for your loss.Copy !req
267. See you later.Copy !req
268. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
269. What the fuck, he's really sick?Copy !req
270. That cough.Copy !req
271. What do you want?Copy !req
272. He smoked those Camels
since he's in short pants.Copy !req
273. Lung cancer?Copy !req
274. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
275. Another toothpick.Copy !req
276. What the hell kind of way is
that to talk about a sick person?Copy !req
277. Goodnight now.Copy !req
278. Goodnight.Copy !req
279. Thank you.Copy !req
280. 42 years... my God.Copy !req
281. When it's right it's right.Copy !req
282. We said we'd save the
barolo for a big night?Copy !req
283. Check out these numbers.Copy !req
284. Heh?Copy !req
285. Oh, my God, I knew
we were busy—Copy !req
286. not bad, eh?Copy !req
287. I think I'm gonna pass
on the wine tonight.Copy !req
288. A night like this you're
gonna make me drink alone?Copy !req
289. What is it, you okay?Copy !req
290. Actually...Copy !req
291. you know I love it here
and you're a great boss,Copy !req
292. but Christopher doesn't
want me working anymore.Copy !req
293. Please don't be mad.Copy !req
294. No, I'm not mad at all.Copy !req
295. I'm happy for you.Copy !req
296. You know, with his change in situation.Copy !req
297. You know how he is.Copy !req
298. You think I wanna be
stuck in this prison?Copy !req
299. I really wanted to give you notice,Copy !req
300. I was supposed to
tell you two weeks ago.Copy !req
301. But is it alright if tonight's
my last night?Copy !req
302. Yeah, I guess I'll get
Charmaine to cover.Copy !req
303. Thank you!Copy !req
304. I was so nervous about telling you.Copy !req
305. Christopher's picking me up,
so I'm gonna go fix my makeup.Copy !req
306. Okay.Copy !req
307. Of course.Copy !req
308. You're not gonna jump me?Copy !req
309. What?Copy !req
310. I'm open here, I'll have to king you.Copy !req
311. Fuck it, I don't wanna play.Copy !req
312. I don't really wanna either.Copy !req
313. What's with you? All day, gloomy Gus.Copy !req
314. Sorry, it's just...Copy !req
315. it's my father.Copy !req
316. He's a tough man, he'll
beat the fuckin' thing.Copy !req
317. It's not the cancer, it's Tony.Copy !req
318. Tony? Well, what about him?Copy !req
319. Stop speaking in anagrams.Copy !req
320. He okayed my dad to do
the hit on Mustang Sally.Copy !req
321. The prick put that
Spatafore kid in a coma.Copy !req
322. Fuck Sally.Copy !req
323. I'm worried about my father,
he can't do this.Copy !req
324. He's been retired for seven years.Copy !req
325. What's this we're in, the Navy?Copy !req
326. It's not that.Copy !req
327. This was a proud man, Junior.Copy !req
328. He's over the other night,Copy !req
329. I had to help him off
the toilet he's so weak.Copy !req
330. Will you shut the
fuck up with the toilets?Copy !req
331. All this goddamn morbidity?Copy !req
332. I'm sorry, you're right.Copy !req
333. Fuck.Copy !req
334. At this point in a man's lifeCopy !req
335. to have him do something like this.Copy !req
336. You know I never ask you for anything.Copy !req
337. You could tell Tony I'll
do it myself if he wants.Copy !req
338. Fuck what he wants, I'm still
the boss of this family.Copy !req
339. You're right.Copy !req
340. I'm sorry.Copy !req
341. Stop your crying, I'll tell him.Copy !req
342. Making me fucking depressed now.Copy !req
343. Old man Bacala's okay with this,Copy !req
344. what do you give a shit anyway?Copy !req
345. What is it with you
and these power trips?Copy !req
346. What the fuck are you talking about?Copy !req
347. Pardon me...Copy !req
348. may I?Copy !req
349. Yeah.Copy !req
350. Your girl got any coffee out there?Copy !req
351. I think we can rustle some up.Copy !req
352. Tax code, another client, IRS troubles.Copy !req
353. Sorry, Mel.Copy !req
354. To find a place they're
not allowed to bug...Copy !req
355. Dr. Schreck's office
has a full waiting room.Copy !req
356. I sit too much anyway.Copy !req
357. It has to be the old man, huh?Copy !req
358. There's no other way?Copy !req
359. There's a million other ways,
but this one'll work.Copy !req
360. It was Gigi's idea,Copy !req
361. I'm not cutting his fuckin' balls off.Copy !req
362. Mustang Sally's M.I.A.Copy !req
363. Two days ago he reaches out
to old man Bacala for help.Copy !req
364. Old man Bacala's his godfather.Copy !req
365. He can get close
without arousin' suspicion.Copy !req
366. It still doesn't sit right.Copy !req
367. He's done it a thousand times.Copy !req
368. He's a sick old man!Copy !req
369. Good, it'll give him
something to live for.Copy !req
370. So I told him,Copy !req
371. I'd take those Duncan Shiek recordsCopy !req
372. and shove 'em up his ass.Copy !req
373. Wait a minute, who let this one in here?Copy !req
374. Oh, wolfgang fuckface.Copy !req
375. Hey, Artie.Copy !req
376. The man who stole her away.Copy !req
377. Adriana, she gave her notice.Copy !req
378. Help yourself.Copy !req
379. You better be good to that girl...Copy !req
380. you cocksucker.Copy !req
381. No wonder the food sucks.Copy !req
382. You're supposed to cook
with the wine, Artie.Copy !req
383. Three years...Copy !req
384. best hostess I ever had,Copy !req
385. this piece of shit steals her away.Copy !req
386. Artie, c'mon.Copy !req
387. Ah, c'mon, he knows
I'm breaking his balls.Copy !req
388. Alright.Copy !req
389. Seriously though, I'm you?Copy !req
390. I'd hire a food taster.Copy !req
391. You don't want to fuck
with a chef, my friend.Copy !req
392. What?Copy !req
393. You think you're the only one who
knows how to swing a meat cleaver?Copy !req
394. Fuck you.Copy !req
395. Artie...Copy !req
396. I'm kidding, huh?Copy !req
397. Wanna try cooking with one fuckin' eye?Copy !req
398. That's enough!Copy !req
399. Go wait outside!Copy !req
400. Now!Copy !req
401. What the fuck?Copy !req
402. What the fuck is wrong with you?Copy !req
403. She's his fuckin' fiancee!Copy !req
404. I loved her.Copy !req
405. I fuckin' love her now.Copy !req
406. Artie...Copy !req
407. do me a favor.Copy !req
408. Don't ever fuckin' say that
again to anybody ever.Copy !req
409. What am I, a joke?Copy !req
410. Yeah, a stupid fuckin' bald one.Copy !req
411. Not to mention married.Copy !req
412. Can I tell you something?Copy !req
413. She's a cunt.Copy !req
414. My fuckin' wife.Copy !req
415. A girl like Ade, that's a woman.Copy !req
416. If I still had my hair...Copy !req
417. Artie, she's a young girl.Copy !req
418. You could have hair like
fuckin' Casey Kasem,Copy !req
419. it won't make a difference.Copy !req
420. Yeah.Copy !req
421. Look, go in the back,Copy !req
422. get some coffee,Copy !req
423. go home, go the fuck to sleep.Copy !req
424. I should go apologize.Copy !req
425. Not right now.Copy !req
426. Let me talk to Chris.Copy !req
427. You go home.Copy !req
428. Call me tomorrow.Copy !req
429. I got a business opportunity
over in Newark.Copy !req
430. Jesus fuckin' Christ.Copy !req
431. Mr. Spears for you on three.Copy !req
432. Seth, I gotta take this.Copy !req
433. Alright.Copy !req
434. Hey.Copy !req
435. So, what's the story with
this fuckin' speedin' ticket?Copy !req
436. What? I'm on it, I told you.Copy !req
437. I just got some fuckin'
letter in the mail.Copy !req
438. Throw it out, forget it.Copy !req
439. What the fuck, I gotta call
my guy down at the DMVCopy !req
440. to get this squashed?Copy !req
441. I told you, it's a deplorable situationCopy !req
442. and I'll take care of it.Copy !req
443. Hey, good news about the
riverfront esplanade thing.Copy !req
444. We still on for Thursday?Copy !req
445. Just straighten the fuckin'
ticket out, okay?Copy !req
446. Where's your father?Copy !req
447. He called, he stopped by the bakery,Copy !req
448. wanted to pick up a shortcake.Copy !req
449. He never comes empty handed.Copy !req
450. Talk to Tony?Copy !req
451. No, I decided against it.Copy !req
452. I didn't even call him.Copy !req
453. You choose this life, it comes
with responsibilities, Bobby.Copy !req
454. Nobody knows that
better than your old man.Copy !req
455. I was asking for me.Copy !req
456. Teddy Roosevelt gave
an entire speech onceCopy !req
457. with a bullet lodged in his chest.Copy !req
458. Some things are a matter of duty.Copy !req
459. Sonofabitch.Copy !req
460. Are you alright?Copy !req
461. I'm fine...Copy !req
462. fucking steps.Copy !req
463. Here, sit down.Copy !req
464. Jesus.Copy !req
465. Fuck, is that blood?Copy !req
466. Jesus Christ, call a fuckin' doctor.Copy !req
467. No, no, no.Copy !req
468. It's the nodules in his lungs,Copy !req
469. it happens when he's out of breath.Copy !req
470. Blessed Saint Dennis,
is this what it comes to?Copy !req
471. Get him some water for Chrissake!Copy !req
472. These doctors, what are
they doing for him?Copy !req
473. I don't know, whatever they do.Copy !req
474. Water.Copy !req
475. I want you to call John Kennedy,Copy !req
476. he's the head of oncology
at Saint Barnabas.Copy !req
477. Junior, I'm happy with my guy.Copy !req
478. What the fuck is he doing?Copy !req
479. Are you taking the chemo?Copy !req
480. Is he giving you oxygen therapy?Copy !req
481. The cure's worse than
the fuckin' illness.Copy !req
482. Cocksucker! This is an outrage!Copy !req
483. He can't have you clip
someone in this condition!Copy !req
484. Junior, I wanna do it.Copy !req
485. Eight years sitting on my ass.Copy !req
486. It'll feel good
feelin' useful for a change.Copy !req
487. This Sally's a tough kid, Bobby,Copy !req
488. what if things don't go your way?Copy !req
489. If they don't, they don't.Copy !req
490. What the fuck? I'm dead anyway.Copy !req
491. Paul Newman started
with the salad dressing,Copy !req
492. now they're over a hundred
million a year.Copy !req
493. And you know how people love my sauce.Copy !req
494. Arthur, you run a restaurant.Copy !req
495. What do you know about mass production?Copy !req
496. I have an associate's in
business, for god's sake.Copy !req
497. How are we gonna grow
if we don't take risks?Copy !req
498. Going into business
with a gangster isn't a risk.Copy !req
499. That is a guaranteed disaster.Copy !req
500. It's legitimate.Copy !req
501. It's part of the revitalization.Copy !req
502. The city of Newark is giving tax breaksCopy !req
503. for re-opening old factories.Copy !req
504. I'm trying to work here, Artie.Copy !req
505. Fuck the vegetables.Copy !req
506. We have a chance to
have our own company,Copy !req
507. our own line of products.Copy !req
508. Then why is it called "Satriale's"?Copy !req
509. The pork store has a customer base,Copy !req
510. name recognition.Copy !req
511. Vesuvio doesn't?Copy !req
512. Your grandfather opened up in the 30s,Copy !req
513. Arthur.Copy !req
514. Tony talked to this
marketing-research guy.Copy !req
515. Product brandings
beginning with the letter "v"Copy !req
516. make people think of vagina.Copy !req
517. It's a turn-off.Copy !req
518. What did you just say?Copy !req
519. Vaseline, etcetera.Copy !req
520. The whole thing is...Copy !req
521. can't you see the opportunities here?Copy !req
522. Yes, to be a front for a mobster.Copy !req
523. Jesus Christ, already!Copy !req
524. Oh, when are you gonna learn, huh?Copy !req
525. Be happy in thine own self.Copy !req
526. The dvd's incredible.Copy !req
527. Flat screen, right?Copy !req
528. Fuckin' surround sound.Copy !req
529. "In this world or the next,Copy !req
530. I shall have my revenge."Copy !req
531. Here we go.Copy !req
532. No, I'm telling you,Copy !req
533. it's like the chariots are goin' throughCopy !req
534. the fuckin' house.Copy !req
535. Skateboards, don't I know.Copy !req
536. Sweetheart, more water, please.Copy !req
537. So, what's this I hear,Copy !req
538. you got old man Bacala
makin' a comeback?Copy !req
539. He didn't hear it from me, 'Ton.Copy !req
540. Hey, I'm not tryin' to butt in.Copy !req
541. Junior reached out,
asked me to talk to you.Copy !req
542. My old man worked for him a lotta years,Copy !req
543. he's just looking out for him.Copy !req
544. It does seem a little extreme,Copy !req
545. but, hey, my man, gigootz,Copy !req
546. he knows what he's doing, huh?Copy !req
547. Glad I have your fuckin' approval.Copy !req
548. Whatever you say, cappy.Copy !req
549. Alright, here it is, okay?Copy !req
550. For you, Junior and
anybody the fuck else.Copy !req
551. Gigi's captain of that crew.Copy !req
552. He gave the order, I okayed it.Copy !req
553. End of fuckin' story.Copy !req
554. Tony, please, no offense.Copy !req
555. Obviously, it's your call.Copy !req
556. Yeah, obviously.Copy !req
557. What?Copy !req
558. Nothin'.Copy !req
559. It's just, you know,Copy !req
560. sending an old man,Copy !req
561. what's he gonna do?
Gum the guy to death?Copy !req
562. Anybody ask for your input?Copy !req
563. No, no, I'm just saying...Copy !req
564. you should let me do it.Copy !req
565. I'll take this guy apart at the joints,Copy !req
566. with him conscious.Copy !req
567. We got all kinds...Copy !req
568. ho, it's shaft.Copy !req
569. What are you, here on a stakeout?Copy !req
570. May I help you with something?Copy !req
571. Yeah, I need a piece
of this, about this long.Copy !req
572. Unless you wanna come over to my house,Copy !req
573. check on my birdbath.Copy !req
574. Make sure it's up to code first.Copy !req
575. I'll check the computer.Copy !req
576. Hey, get your ticket book.Copy !req
577. Doesn't that constitute
indecent exposure?Copy !req
578. Actually, I no longer
need my ticket book.Copy !req
579. Your friend, the assemblyman,Copy !req
580. saw to it I was transferred
to the property room.Copy !req
581. So, you're no longer
the scourge of cedar grove?Copy !req
582. Nor am I eligible for overtime.Copy !req
583. Leon, take your break at two.Copy !req
584. Well, not that it matters,
just so you know,Copy !req
585. I didn't tell him
to do any of that shit.Copy !req
586. That was very kind of you.Copy !req
587. We're out of stock.Copy !req
588. Tony!Copy !req
589. Tony, the phone!Copy !req
590. Alright, Jesus!Copy !req
591. He'll be right with you.Copy !req
592. Who is it?Copy !req
593. I don't know.Copy !req
594. I'm going fortunoff's.Copy !req
595. When are you coming home?Copy !req
596. When I'm done.Copy !req
597. Hello.Copy !req
598. It's Ron. You paged me?Copy !req
599. Oh, yeah, yeah,Copy !req
600. listen, I ran into that guy,Copy !req
601. you know, the traffic cop?Copy !req
602. It's done, it's already taken care of.Copy !req
603. I know, I know, it's just...Copy !req
604. I don't know.Copy !req
605. You got him busted off the street?Copy !req
606. Fuck him, isn't that what you wanted?Copy !req
607. Yeah, but, it's kinda harsh, no?Copy !req
608. Tony, I spoke to his unit commander.Copy !req
609. Nobody likes the guy,
he's a goddamn rabble-rouser.Copy !req
610. Yeah, maybe, but...Copy !req
611. I don't know.Copy !req
612. Believe me, it goes beyond you.Copy !req
613. The guy's depressed, he's all wound up.Copy !req
614. They think he might haveCopy !req
615. some serious mental problems.Copy !req
616. Cocksucker.Copy !req
617. You're a liar!Copy !req
618. The old man?Copy !req
619. I don't know, what's he look like?Copy !req
620. Like an old fuckin' man.Copy !req
621. He's all coughing and shit.Copy !req
622. Uncle Bobby, thank God!Copy !req
623. Thanks for coming.Copy !req
624. More fuckin' stairs!Copy !req
625. You should do yourself a favor,Copy !req
626. quit while you're young.Copy !req
627. Gotta die for from somethin', Papi.Copy !req
628. Hey, fuck-asshole,
take the shit outta here.Copy !req
629. Alright, I'm sorry.Copy !req
630. Let me talk to my uncle.Copy !req
631. Over here.Copy !req
632. Who's this little spic?Copy !req
633. A guy I know, he fucks the
lady whose house is it.Copy !req
634. I'm sorry.Copy !req
635. You know, you put that
kid in a fuckin' coma, sal.Copy !req
636. And for what, talkin' to some puttan?Copy !req
637. I know I was wrong, I'm sorry...Copy !req
638. he wasn't some citizen,Copy !req
639. kid has friends.Copy !req
640. I'm sorry, Uncle Bobby,Copy !req
641. anything, whatever
Tony Soprano wants me to do.Copy !req
642. Take it easy, I got you a pass.Copy !req
643. Thank you.Copy !req
644. Thank you so fuckin' much.Copy !req
645. It's good you called,
that's all I'm gonna say.Copy !req
646. Tell Tony it'll never
happen again, I swear.Copy !req
647. Or if it does,Copy !req
648. I'll at least yell "fore"
next time, huh?Copy !req
649. I'm sorry.Copy !req
650. I shouldn't make jokes.Copy !req
651. Get me a glass of water.Copy !req
652. Yeah.Copy !req
653. You want ice?Copy !req
654. No.Copy !req
655. Let the water run, though,Copy !req
656. make sure it's cold.Copy !req
657. Are you alright?Copy !req
658. I'm fine.Copy !req
659. So, this guy's still in a coma?Copy !req
660. What do you think,Copy !req
661. should I visit him or
is that too fucked up?Copy !req
662. Yeah, I think you should go see him.Copy !req
663. Eh, I don't know.Copy !req
664. Maybe I should send him something.Copy !req
665. Some flowers or some shit.Copy !req
666. Oh, what the fuck?Copy !req
667. Eh, you fuckin' grease ball, you!Copy !req
668. C'mon, c'mon, any more smart remarks?Copy !req
669. No, Mr. Bacala, please, please!Copy !req
670. No more!Copy !req
671. Mmmm...Copy !req
672. all the fuckin' luck.Copy !req
673. I told him he shouldn't do it.Copy !req
674. Had to go all the wayCopy !req
675. to Staten Island to identify him.Copy !req
676. He's a cold-hearted prick,
that nephew of mine.Copy !req
677. Cocksuckers didn't even clean him up.Copy !req
678. He still had bits of glass in his hairCopy !req
679. from the windshield.Copy !req
680. What was he, 71?Copy !req
681. I don't know, 68.Copy !req
682. So, what did they say?Copy !req
683. What was the cause of death?Copy !req
684. Who, what do you mean?Copy !req
685. The morgue, the cause of death.Copy !req
686. Was it the cancer or the accident?Copy !req
687. How advanced was the metastasis anyway?Copy !req
688. All due respect, Junior...Copy !req
689. what do you care about the details?Copy !req
690. All this technical shit.Copy !req
691. You're right.Copy !req
692. The man's passed on,Copy !req
693. we should let him rest in peace.Copy !req
694. He was a good man, your father.Copy !req
695. A good friend.Copy !req
696. Motherfucker!Copy !req
697. Godammit, dirty bastards!Copy !req
698. Jesus fucking Christ!Copy !req
699. A customer says goodnight,Copy !req
700. you barely look up?Copy !req
701. I said it low.Copy !req
702. "Miss Personality" over here.Copy !req
703. What's with the glasses?Copy !req
704. I left my contacts home.Copy !req
705. You know,Copy !req
706. I don't know what your problem is,Copy !req
707. but you've had a hair
across your ass all week.Copy !req
708. Lower your voice.Copy !req
709. What, are you still pissedCopy !req
710. 'cause I told you you couldn't
go into business with Tony?Copy !req
711. You don't tell me
fucking anything, Charmaine.Copy !req
712. For your information,Copy !req
713. I am going into business with Tony.Copy !req
714. If you do this, Artie,Copy !req
715. if you choose Tony over me...Copy !req
716. what, what are you gonna do, divorce me?Copy !req
717. Is that what you want, Artie?Copy !req
718. What? What'd I say?Copy !req
719. This marriage is over, Arthur.Copy !req
720. I'm serious, Artie.Copy !req
721. Good, it's about fucking time.Copy !req
722. And you're not getting the kids either.Copy !req
723. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
724. Hey...Copy !req
725. look who's here.Copy !req
726. He volunteered to mow your lawn.Copy !req
727. No, I didn't.Copy !req
728. Hi, Anthony.Copy !req
729. That time of year again.Copy !req
730. I brought you the last of my sweet corn.Copy !req
731. Well, what's the matter, you alright?Copy !req
732. Anthony, be a good boy, huh?Copy !req
733. Wait outside,Copy !req
734. I need to talk to your father.Copy !req
735. I'm telling you right now,Copy !req
736. if this is about old man Bacala,Copy !req
737. I don't wanna fuckin' hear it.Copy !req
738. I have cancer.Copy !req
739. You have what?Copy !req
740. Cancer... the big casino.Copy !req
741. Jesus Christ, when'd you find this out?Copy !req
742. Blood in my stool.Copy !req
743. I had my first test the day beforeCopy !req
744. your mother's funeral.Copy !req
745. That's why you been
actin' so fuckin' weird?Copy !req
746. Is it, what is it, where is it?Copy !req
747. Is it in your colon, or...Copy !req
748. my stomach.Copy !req
749. Jesus Christ, Uncle Jun'.Copy !req
750. Did they say how bad?Copy !req
751. They won't know 'til they open me up.Copy !req
752. I go in in two weeks.Copy !req
753. This has to stay between us, Anthony.Copy !req
754. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
755. Look, we'll get you help,Copy !req
756. we'll get you the best there is.Copy !req
757. First Jackie with cancer,Copy !req
758. then Febby.Copy !req
759. Old man Bacala had it, but, now...Copy !req
760. you'll get me help?Copy !req
761. These things come in threes.Copy !req
762. Is that why you didn't want the old manCopy !req
763. to make the hit?Copy !req
764. What'd you think, if he died of cancer,Copy !req
765. he was gonna take your place?Copy !req
766. I asked you not to make him do it.Copy !req
767. Ah, Jesus Christ,
un-fuckin'-believable.Copy !req
768. I'm serious, Anthony, what I said.Copy !req
769. Promise me that you'll
dummy up about this.Copy !req
770. Yeah, alright.Copy !req
771. You're sick, people
look at you different,Copy !req
772. they treat you like
a fuckin' non-entity.Copy !req
773. I'm not kidding.Copy !req
774. You can't talk about this with anybody.Copy !req
775. Yeah, yeah, of course.Copy !req
776. Of course.Copy !req
777. Hello?Copy !req
778. Uncle Jun's got cancer.Copy !req
779. A lotta death...Copy !req
780. ma...Copy !req
781. seems like yesterday, pop and emphysema.Copy !req
782. Uncle Jun', another toothpick.Copy !req
783. Hey, Jan, a little respect.Copy !req
784. I'm sorry, it's just
what ma used to say.Copy !req
785. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
786. She said it about her
own brother, remember?Copy !req
787. Another toothpick...Copy !req
788. Jesus...Copy !req
789. what was he, like 36 years
old, Uncle Mickey.Copy !req
790. Liver cancer.Copy !req
791. Jesus, these old timers,Copy !req
792. I guess the more
hard-ass their attitude,Copy !req
793. the more they could
suppress their feelings.Copy !req
794. I think it's the illusion of control.Copy !req
795. Control?Copy !req
796. You say the most horrible
shit you can think ofCopy !req
797. in the face of tragedy,Copy !req
798. it's like saying to God, "see?Copy !req
799. "You don't fool me, asshole.Copy !req
800. I know what you're planning."Copy !req
801. Yeah, like they're trying
to ward off some evil...Copy !req
802. or some shit.Copy !req
803. Remember how ma, she hated compliments?Copy !req
804. Giving 'em or taking 'em.Copy !req
805. 'Cause then, maybe, at any minute, boom.Copy !req
806. I've really been coming to know Christ.Copy !req
807. Ma, Febby, Uncle Jun',Copy !req
808. always comes in threes, huh?Copy !req
809. And, then, there's the Holy Trinity.Copy !req
810. You think that's a coincidence?Copy !req
811. What happened to Sal Bonpensiero, Ton'?Copy !req
812. Witness protection.Copy !req
813. Would you like to pray with me?Copy !req
814. Two weeks ago?Copy !req
815. Why didn't you say anything?Copy !req
816. Did you report it at least?Copy !req
817. To who, the
rent-a-cops?Copy !req
818. Campus security's a joke.Copy !req
819. Well, don't you think they should knowCopy !req
820. they have a thief preying on the school?Copy !req
821. Who?Copy !req
822. What are you talking about?Copy !req
823. Nothing.Copy !req
824. Her bike was stolen from outside
the library two weeks ago.Copy !req
825. The ten speed?Copy !req
826. Did you lock it up?Copy !req
827. They used bolt cutters.Copy !req
828. Some black guy from the neighborhood.Copy !req
829. One of the other kids saw him.Copy !req
830. What?Copy !req
831. Did I say anything?Copy !req
832. A black guy.Copy !req
833. Imagine that.Copy !req
834. Tony...Copy !req
835. it's just, you know, I can't believe it.Copy !req
836. I am not listening to this shit.Copy !req
837. Why don't you admit it?Copy !req
838. You're thinkin' exactly
what I'm thinkin'.Copy !req
839. Tony, what did I say?Copy !req
840. What, is it my faultCopy !req
841. you're twice as likely
to be robbed by a black?Copy !req
842. That is so fucking racist!Copy !req
843. It happens to be a fact.Copy !req
844. From who, David Duke?Copy !req
845. Why are they talking about
this in the basement?Copy !req
846. Try the FBI, I saw it on TV.Copy !req
847. Oh, so now you're quoting the FBI.Copy !req
848. I don't think they're in the basement.Copy !req
849. But, the lamp.Copy !req
850. That's right, it's on battery back up.Copy !req
851. Why?Copy !req
852. For your information,Copy !req
853. crime is an economic issue,
not a racial one.Copy !req
854. White or African-American,Copy !req
855. you're more likely to stealCopy !req
856. if you're in a lower income bracket,Copy !req
857. which most African-Americans are.Copy !req
858. Good, then you'll feel betterCopy !req
859. when the next one takes your car stereo.Copy !req
860. You are such a hypocrite!Copy !req
861. This is what I been
trying to tell you all along.Copy !req
862. You stay with your own people!Copy !req
863. Wait a second,Copy !req
864. where are you going where that lamp?Copy !req
865. I'm taking it.Copy !req
866. The halogen Nana gave
me gives me a headache.Copy !req
867. Hey, don't change the goddamn subject,Copy !req
868. both of you!Copy !req
869. I'm out of here.Copy !req
870. Be sure to call me
when you need some money!Copy !req
871. Good, now you got somethingCopy !req
872. you can rat me out about in therapy!Copy !req
873. 'Madonn, this place!Copy !req
874. You only retire once.Copy !req
875. Is that an earring?Copy !req
876. Huh?Copy !req
877. Your ear, I never noticed before.Copy !req
878. This?Copy !req
879. I've had this for years.Copy !req
880. I don't wear it all the time.Copy !req
881. Chris tell ya we had a little run-in?Copy !req
882. He's just jealous.Copy !req
883. Of what? We're friends.Copy !req
884. You know how he is.Copy !req
885. I'm glad he didn't
make you cancel tonight.Copy !req
886. He don't know about tonight,
he thinks I'm with Cindy.Copy !req
887. I'm gonna miss you, Ade.Copy !req
888. Oh, I'm gonna miss you too, Artie.Copy !req
889. Charmaine, the busboys.Copy !req
890. Charmaine...Copy !req
891. what's wrong?Copy !req
892. Charmaine and me, we're gonna...Copy !req
893. try it apart for a little while.Copy !req
894. Oh, my God, Artie, are you okay?Copy !req
895. The kids?Copy !req
896. It's for the best.Copy !req
897. Hey, did I tell you?Copy !req
898. I'm gonna go into business with Tony.Copy !req
899. What, like a restaurant?Copy !req
900. Satriale Foods.Copy !req
901. Probably gonna change
the name to Vesuvio.Copy !req
902. Sauce, taral, ravioli.Copy !req
903. That's great, congratulations.Copy !req
904. You change your mind about the marriage,Copy !req
905. there's always room on my staffCopy !req
906. for a bright, sexy, vice president.Copy !req
907. It's a big step, marriage.Copy !req
908. You sure you're ready?Copy !req
909. Yeah, I'm sure.Copy !req
910. You know where the ladies room is?Copy !req
911. Yeah, I think it's,Copy !req
912. I think it's behind the bar.Copy !req
913. Okay...Copy !req
914. no, no.Copy !req
915. The plate is hot.Copy !req
916. Restaurants, stores,Copy !req
917. slips for luxury yachts...Copy !req
918. we'll go with my plumbing
and electrical unions.Copy !req
919. The steel, the brick
work, it's all yours.Copy !req
920. We need to have a conversation
about local 187.Copy !req
921. You gotta come by the office,Copy !req
922. see the scale model.Copy !req
923. The guy even made little peopleCopy !req
924. walking on the street!Copy !req
925. Fuckin' Newark!Copy !req
926. They got little hooker
s giving little blow jobs.Copy !req
927. I gotta go take a leak.Copy !req
928. So, I got a call from
Eddie Voehl, at the PBA.Copy !req
929. Your friend, the cop?Copy !req
930. He's bitching about losing his overtime.Copy !req
931. He's got some black officers' squadCopy !req
932. looking into his case.Copy !req
933. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
934. If you want, I can get it squashed,Copy !req
935. get him reassigned.Copy !req
936. You know what? Fuck him.Copy !req
937. Cocksucker got what he deserved.Copy !req
938. Yes?Copy !req
939. The Tony Soprano wiretap
has been neutralized.Copy !req
940. What do you mean?Copy !req
941. Hello?Copy !req
942. In here.Copy !req
943. What are you doing, you're not ready?Copy !req
944. I'm not going.Copy !req
945. They gave you permission.Copy !req
946. I can't, I'm not up to it.Copy !req
947. It's my father's funeral, Junior.Copy !req
948. You hear me, I don't feel up to snuff.Copy !req
949. You look okay to me.Copy !req
950. Junior!Copy !req
951. What's the matter,Copy !req
952. didn't you get the arrangement I sent?Copy !req
953. My whole family's in the car.Copy !req
954. I gotta tell you, Junior,Copy !req
955. I take this as a personal insult.Copy !req
956. What do you think, I don't give a shit?Copy !req
957. What am I supposed to think?Copy !req
958. You selfish fuck, I can't
go because I'm sick.Copy !req
959. I have cancer.Copy !req
960. Cancer?Copy !req
961. Oh, my God.Copy !req
962. Real wisenheimer, now how do you feel?Copy !req
963. Two weeks, I go in for the surgery,Copy !req
964. and they'll probably start
me on the chemo after that.Copy !req
965. Junior, I'm sorry.Copy !req
966. I don't know what to say.Copy !req
967. Yeah, yeah, alright.Copy !req
968. I'll say a prayer for your old man.Copy !req
969. My father, now you...Copy !req
970. what the fuck is happening?Copy !req
971. You'll miss the boat.Copy !req
972. Lady, I missed the boat a long time age.Copy !req
973. Including tax and delivery,Copy !req
974. it comes to $897.23.Copy !req
975. Just make sure it gets
to my house in one piece.Copy !req
976. Come on...Copy !req