1. Meadow, do you have a tampon?
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2. I'm spotting and the dispenser is out.
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3. You had an examination?
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4. It's the middle of the month.
This never happens to me.
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5. Here.
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6. Imagine having your portrait
in a museum.
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7. She's a rich merchant's wife.
It's how Rubens made money.
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8. You talk the talk, Miss Art History.
I've never seen these grades from you.
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9. Well, you take Intro to Semiotics.
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10. If you spent less time
in Jackie's car...
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11. Please.
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12. That is so over.
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13. Just like that? What happened?
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14. Are you crying?
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15. What's the matter?
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16. I don't know. Just look at it.
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17. "Jusepe de Ribera. The Mystical
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18. That's the baby Jesus.
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19. She's marrying a baby?
Good luck.
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20. We all do.
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21. - What?
- I shouldn't be sarcastic.
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22. Just look at her.
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23. The little baby's
hand against her cheek.
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24. She's so at peace.
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25. A beautiful, innocent,
gorgeous little baby.
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26. Come on, let's go eat.
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27. Tony!
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28. Come on.
I'm sorry about what happened.
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29. - You won't return my calls.
- Go fuck yourself.
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30. Tony.
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31. We have something too special
to just... over one argument.
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32. One argument? You threw a fucking
dinner at my head, Gloria.
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33. If you were a guy,
you know where you'd be.
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34. But you were late.
You kept me waiting three hours...
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35. What about the present?
You threw it into the Barnegat Bay.
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36. All right, I...
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37. I'm having a bad couple of weeks.
Shit with my family and other crap.
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38. I was trying to act in control
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39. - We can't talk about your problems?
- I didn't wanna bother you.
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40. Well, I had a lot on my plate.
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41. Can I see you later?
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42. I'm late for my appointment.
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43. Me and this broad, we're like...
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44. leather and lace.
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45. A burning ring of fire.
Whatever.
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46. Amour fou.
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47. As the French call it.
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48. - Crazy love, all-consuming.
- That's it.
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49. We push each other's buttons.
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50. - Most people don't push your buttons.
- That's not true.
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51. Now, I know you think I'm like a hard,
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52. That's not all there is.
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53. I don't know.
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54. She gets freaky.
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55. Is she a full-blown
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56. - As you know, I cannot...
- Discuss another patient.
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57. If I duke you a five?
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58. I'm not charging you.
Last month you overpaid.
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59. - You gave me good tips.
- I won't have it.
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60. - Don't offer it again.
- All right. Jesus.
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61. - Back to Gloria.
- She never wants money.
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62. And you like this?
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63. She's, you know, very
independent-minded. That I do like.
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64. - You see her as independent, strong.
- She's not?
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66. She made her own way in the world.
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67. Irina was such
a helpless, fucking baby.
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68. But Gloria knows a lot,
about a lot of shit.
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69. Buddhism, and the movies...
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70. She went to Morocco all by herself.
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72. Those dark, black eyes.
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73. When she stares at you, it's like...
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74. Like a Spanish princess
in one of those paintings. A Goya.
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75. - Those eyes are deep.
- Complicated.
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76. - Complicated? I said deep.
- You said dark.
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you get this weird puss.
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Like she's not.
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79. Or if she reminds me of somebody.
Like you don't like it.
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80. Amo-fo, or whatever you call it.
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81. You've told me what you see in Gloria.
What does she see in you?
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84. With all the faggots and crybabies
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86. Well, you know, like I said...
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87. Captain-of-industry type.
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88. - You're a tough guy.
- Oh, come on.
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89. You can say it.
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90. You embarrass me with that.
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91. Does Gloria know
what you do for a living?
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92. You mentioned fire.
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93. Can we say that certain kinds
of people are drawn to fire?
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94. Looking for an inevitable result,
like a moth to a flame?
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95. And this is Gloria?
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96. And I'm the flame?
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97. Why would anybody hit you,
of all people, with a side of beef?
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98. She's complicated.
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99. I said complicated. Dark, you said.
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100. No, I said her eyes are dark.
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101. Nice. Not bad.
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102. Since we're kicking up...
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103. we were hoping you could,
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105. 350 buys you "Hello."
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106. Watching your back...
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107. That's gonna require
a little more initiative on your part.
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108. Oh, look at the face.
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109. What's he got to be frowning about?
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110. Tell me, Romeo.
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112. you gonna be humping Tony
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113. Fuck her.
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114. And Tony's stay-in-school shit. He
could have reached out to Rutgers.
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115. He should break the dean's legs
because you won't read.
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116. Now go ahead.
I gotta make some calls.
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117. You did good.
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118. Keep coming by.
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119. Go. Go.
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120. I knew a Moroccan guy once.
He hit and ran me. I tracked him down.
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121. I never forget a face.
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122. Jesus Christ!
That's the oldest joke in the book.
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123. Jesus Christ!
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125. No, you have the wrong number.
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126. What?
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127. I thought it might be my sister.
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128. That family shit
you were telling me about?
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129. It's okay if you don't wanna talk
about it. Really.
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130. She said I can never see
my niece and nephew again.
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131. - Right before Christmas.
- We had a new Santa at our party.
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132. - Wasn't good.
- I love those children.
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133. So much.
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134. She said I turned them
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135. Not that he doesn't deserve it.
Fucking crackhead sack of shit.
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136. Hannah and Seamus go to this
alternative, private...
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138. - Where it's all about self-esteem.
- I hate that shit.
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139. I ask Hannah, she's a third-grader,
"Will you be in the Christmas play?"
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140. And she says,
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141. So I go, "Whatever."
I don't say anything.
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142. And then Seamus says:
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143. "We can't say Christmas.
We call Christmas 'the C-word."'
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144. And I fucking flipped out.
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145. - What did Seamus say?
- What the fuck does he know? He's 10.
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146. So my sister gets mad
because her husband...
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147. teaches there, except he's
on leave for drug abuse treatment.
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148. And one thing led to another and...
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149. She said I always had it in for John.
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150. - And she forbid me to see them again.
- He smokes crack?
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151. Without those two kids...
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152. Maybe we'll all get lucky.
The way these trucks go by out here?
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153. - Maybe I'll get plastered on a grill.
- What?
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154. I'm just kidding. It never rains.
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155. I think they're gonna fire me
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156. Fucking Arnie Mills sexually harasses
me and then dares me to sue.
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158. Fuck them.
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159. - You like this song?
- It's okay.
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160. - I love this song.
- Yeah?
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161. Guys, if you're gonna smoke,
take it outside.
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162. Fuck's the matter?
Speak English?
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163. - Who are you?
- The owner is a dear friend.
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164. - That should be enough for you.
- Fuck him too.
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165. - What you fucking say?
- Chill! Relax!
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167. It's under control.
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168. Go find a fucking Taco Bell
before I cap your asses.
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169. Get the fuck out of here.
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170. - Oh, shit. Take this.
- Fuck, no. He's a made guy.
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171. He'll flip when he sees this shit.
Roy's his aunt's cousin.
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172. - What's up?
- Hey, Christopher.
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173. - What the fuck happened?
- Ask your buddy.
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174. Spics disrespected the place.
I had to straighten them out.
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175. - Had to straighten them out. How many?
- Three.
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176. - Goddamn fucking craziness.
- You all right?
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177. Twenty years I'm collecting these.
What the fuck, it's only glass.
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178. Have a seat.
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179. - How's business? Making money?
- Doing all right.
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180. - Why, got something?
- My favorite. A truck. Cigarettes.
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181. Sounds good.
But we're kind of with Ralphie now.
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182. Besides, wouldn't Tony go ballistic?
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184. nobody can tell anybody
how to earn a living.
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185. - Finally. Thank you.
- Ralphie, huh?
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186. Well, if you ever think about
jumping ship, you know my number.
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187. I need the paperwork
on the preowned C5.
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188. - Mrs. Soprano?
- Yes?
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189. The courtesy van's stuck in traffic.
It should only be maybe 20 minutes.
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190. Well, you know,
maybe I'll just call a cab.
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191. Jerry, I'll give her a lift.
I'm going out anyway.
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192. - Gloria Trillo.
- Carmela Soprano. You don't mind?
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193. Give me a minute,
let me grab a demo.
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194. This is sweet of you.
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195. Don't believe it.
Everybody is a potential sale.
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196. - So, what do you do?
- I'm a homemaker.
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198. You must make a very nice home
to drive a Benz.
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199. - So you're married?
- Yes.
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200. - Kids?
- Two. You?
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201. No. To both.
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202. Boys? Girls?
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203. One boy, one girl.
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204. The boy is still in high school
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205. She's not too far away though.
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206. She's in New York City.
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207. - She's at Columbia.
- School of Broadcasting?
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208. The university. It's in the Ivy
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209. - I know. I was just kidding.
- Oh.
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210. Right.
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211. Boy, these kids today.
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212. They got the world
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213. Yeah, tell me about it.
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214. At least your daughter doesn't
need a man for success.
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215. Thank God.
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216. - That's a beautiful ring.
- Thank you.
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217. - What does your husband do?
- He's in a few businesses.
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218. - Sounds mysterious.
- No, no, it's not, really.
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221. - No problem. It was nice to meet you.
- You too.
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222. - Nice house.
- Thank you.
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to go fuck himself.
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225. The guy's fearless.
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Where's my mother?
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228. She's an early riser.
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230. We were saying he's young
to be made. That kind of shit.
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231. He wanted it
so he stepped up and took it.
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232. Like your dad and Tony Soprano.
Know how they made their names?
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233. - How?
- We got any marshmallows?
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234. Come on, what about my father?
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235. When we was kids,
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Tony, Silvio Dante.
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237. We'd do Mickey Mouse scores,
you know, moving pot...
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like the sixth family.
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who the fuck knows?
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248. But he was made on the other side,
so he was an original.
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249. He was an O.G.
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card game...
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252. and your father sees a chance
to rise to the A-league.
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253. Connected or not, him,
me and Tony were gonna rob him.
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254. We thought your father lost a marble.
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255. - But he said, "Fuck it."
- Balls.
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walked away with 20 large.
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258. Jesus Christ.
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259. What do you mean, "they"?
You didn't go?
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261. I caught the clap from some
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262. My dick was dripping
like a busted pipe.
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264. Your father and Tony was on the
fast track to being made, and I...
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265. was still a little shit here,
like the two of you.
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266. And of course I, whatever...
But that was a few years later.
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267. - They get away with it?
- What could Feech do?
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got some of their money back...
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271. Your father and Tony were rising stars
to be respected.
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272. Cocksuckers.
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273. All right, kiddies.
That's enough for tonight.
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275. Rinse those plates before you put
them in the dishwasher. It clogs.
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at the instincts they possess.
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To be protective of us.
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278. What can we do to protect them?
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280. using the natural body
defense system in Pedigree.
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281. What is wrong with me?
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283. Cut it out.
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284. Are you drunk?
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285. - How about right here?
- You would, wouldn't you? Huh?
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290. Jesus Christ.
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295. What?
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296. - You know who did this, don't you?
- What?
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297. I saw that look.
At least don't lie to me.
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298. - What do I know about your tires?
- Fine.
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299. Thanks for your help.
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300. One time.
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301. My ex-girlfriend, she got a little
jealous and she slashed my tires.
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302. That thought went through
my mind just then.
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303. - It couldn't have been her.
- The cunt that called?
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304. - My car's fucked!
- You work for a dealer.
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305. - You think I get free tires?
- So I'll pay for it!
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have a guilty conscience?
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308. I don't know. Tell me.
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I'm going home.
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310. - Who else would do it?
- Kids, maybe.
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311. - Ruin a great evening over this!
- Kids!
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America's sweetheart this week.
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probably HIV-laden slut...
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call my life into question?
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318. She wouldn't do it!
I slapped the piss out of her.
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from an underdeveloped country.
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I'll have new Michelins in an hour.
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328. Gene Pontecorvo's got a card game.
We could take it down now.
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and his rinse-your-dishes shit.
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I think he's a secret fag.
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We wear masks.
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335. We go in.
We're out in like two minutes.
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- We want them to.
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but like Ralph said.
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338. When they do, you know
it's gonna get squashed.
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340. The worse that'll happen,
we give some back.
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We dictate the terms, not them.
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343. Because we show balls.
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349. Come on, hurry up, call Carlo.
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- I think it's coming up.
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352. - Dude, move over. Give me some room.
- Fuck you, it's my house.
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- No.
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Father Intintola said we should talk.
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whole life is a lie, and he's right.
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361. And now I think I'm sick.
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362. And if I die, I will never
be with God in eternity.
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- I think I have ovarian cancer.
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- I haven't seen one.
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366. - Why do you think you are ill?
- I'm spotting. Lower back pain.
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367. My hormones are all over the place.
My cousin Kathy died from it.
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if we set this sacrament aside...
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374. The psychiatrist said
I should leave my husband.
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Divorce is out of the question.
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378. Not to me. But he is unfaithful.
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380. I talked to Father Intintola
years ago, and here I am.
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381. - Do you love your husband?
- I do.
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382. I love my husband.
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383. But my life is financed by crime.
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384. His crime.
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385. Fifty thousand dollars
to my daughter's college.
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386. The psychiatrist says
it's all blood money.
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in the middle of tensions.
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on what the good part earns.
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of where that line is.
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which lay without it.
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- It's a complex world.
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Forego those things that lay without it.
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didn't tell people.
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create a stampede.
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405. guess which former medical student
no longer dates the Queen of Mean.
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407. - Jackie Jr. and Meadow are finished?
- Frankly, I am delighted.
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that Jackie was smoking marijuana.
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- Gee, that bad?
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410. That black kid would've been better.
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411. He's got a 4.0 and he's moving
to India for the U.N.
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412. - I told you.
- That's my fault.
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413. She wasted three months
with Jackie Jr.
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414. - Hello.
- Mrs. Soprano!
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415. - Gloria Trillo, Globe Motors.
- Hi, how are you?
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416. I hope this is a good time.
The new E-320 just came in.
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417. You might wanna take a look.
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418. No, I don't think so.
I still have another year on my lease.
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419. Maybe your husband will treat you.
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420. Maybe I will.
Thank you for calling.
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421. Okay, bye. Hope to see you!
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422. Bye-bye.
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423. Well, what a nice woman.
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424. Who?
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425. Just some saleswoman
from Globe Motors.
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426. What?
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427. She wants me to try the new wagon.
I'm not interested, but she was nice.
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428. She took me home
while they serviced the wagon.
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429. I should hold onto it another year,
don't you think?
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430. Another year.
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431. Yeah.
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432. I was just wondering
if we could switch days off.
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433. - Give me a minute.
- We could switch...
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434. I got a customer coming in, all right?
Tony.
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435. Are you out of your fucking mind,
talking to my wife?
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436. I was upset about your ex-girlfriend.
I thought you should see my version.
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437. I'm sorry, all right?
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438. You drove her home. What the fuck?
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439. Then you look right into my eyes
and don't tell me?
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440. It's normal to be curious about
someone you love's significant others.
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441. - It's not. It's fucking twisted.
- It is not.
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442. I don't wanna argue.
You're upset.
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443. I know it's on the margins
for someone like you...
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444. and it'll never happen again.
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445. No shit.
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446. You can tell your shrink
you ruined eight relationships.
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447. - What do you mean?
- It's fucking over.
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448. Tony!
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449. You see, Tuesday I can take my kid
to hear Raffi.
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450. Left ovary.
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451. Right ovary.
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452. Just tell me right out.
Don't mince words.
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453. I didn't like people
knowing my personal life.
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454. Where is this asshole now?
What did he have, one song?
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455. - What?
- We should do what we gotta do.
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456. - Call Carlo.
- Who the fuck was Feech Lamanna?
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457. You know what? Don't come.
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458. You wanna spend your life with
your head up your ass, be my guest.
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459. - How's your calamari salad?
- He's not using the right olive oil.
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460. - You haven't said two words, Carmela.
- Sorry.
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461. - I came from Dr. Rotelli's.
- Everything all right?
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462. I've never been better.
Just a thyroid thing.
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463. - Thank God.
- I thought I was pregnant.
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464. Bite your tongue. At our age?
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465. With the kids growing up and all...
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466. I want a grandchild. Terry
and her husband are trying, but...
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467. Speaking of kids, I am sick
about Jackie and Meadow.
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468. I ask, he tells me
to mind my own business.
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469. - So does she.
- They broke up?
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470. Is Meadow okay?
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471. She's so different than I was.
It rolls off her back.
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472. - No weight loss or sleepless nights.
- Not like what we go through.
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473. Because we married them.
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474. It's not just us.
The president of the United States...
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475. His wife put up with the
blowjobs and the stained dress.
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476. Hillary Clinton? I can't stand her.
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477. We could all take a page
from her book.
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478. To be publicly humiliated
and go around smiling?
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479. That is so false. I would dig a hole,
climb into it and not come out.
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480. All I know is, she stuck by him,
put up with the bullshit...
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481. and she set up
her own little thing.
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482. She took all that negative shit
he gave her and spun it into gold.
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483. You gotta give her credit.
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484. Well, that's true, isn't it?
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485. She's a role model for all of us.
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486. No, the case is still pending.
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487. They could try me on mail and wire
fraud, but they want a major RICO.
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488. Tony. Line two.
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489. - Who is it?
- It's a woman. I think she's crying.
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490. Let me get back to you.
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491. Hello.
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492. Tony.
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493. I don't know, I don't know,
I don't...
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494. I can't understand you.
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495. I can't take it anymore.
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496. stay...
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497. I don't know... I don't know why.
I don't know why.
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498. Tony.
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499. Tony.
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500. - Thanks for coming.
- All right.
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501. - You want something to drink?
- No.
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502. I'm sorry. There's no one else
I can talk to.
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503. What about him?
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504. - Laugh if you want. He helps.
- He's a Captain Marvel.
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505. I just want it to be the way it was.
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506. - I love you.
- Stop it.
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507. - I'm sorry.
- Quit crying. I can't stand it.
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508. - I wanna be with you.
- That's not gonna happen.
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509. I know.
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510. I know.
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511. My life's a trip to nowhere.
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512. You bring it on yourself.
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513. You're a beautiful, talented woman.
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514. But you...
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515. - You push a man away.
- That's not gonna happen again.
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516. The other night with the tires.
I'm a grown man. I've had other women.
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517. - You think I lived in a freezer?
- Fine.
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518. I'll sit back like a mute while you
screw every woman out there.
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519. See, there's that tone again.
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520. Look.
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521. It's over.
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522. I mean, we had our mo-fo,
or whatever.
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523. And it was great.
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524. And now it's time to put it to bed.
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525. You think you can treat me like
some stupid goombah housewife?
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526. You think I'll let some fucker
shit over me...
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527. just because he buys me
some ridiculous, gaudy ring?
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528. Where the fuck do you get off?
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529. You don't care.
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530. Think you're the only one with
problems? My life's a fucking picnic?
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531. Poor you.
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532. You got a dream life compared to mine.
Nobody cares if I'm alive or dead!
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533. I didn't just meet you.
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534. - I've known you my whole life.
- That's right.
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535. Take a dump wherever you please
and walk away.
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536. My mother was just like you.
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537. A bottomless black hole.
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538. The mother now.
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539. I surrender.
Burn me at the stake.
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540. You know what?
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541. You're fucking crazy.
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542. - All I ever asked for was kindness.
- Come here.
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543. Listen to me, and listen good.
No more calls, no more nothing.
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544. You see me, cross the street.
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545. You're dangerous,
and I don't want you in my life.
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546. Don't go!
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547. I'll call your wife!
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548. What did you say?
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549. I'll go to Columbia.
I'll tell your daughter.
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550. Come on!
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551. Come here.
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552. Now, you listen to me.
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553. Go near my wife or my family,
and I'll kill you.
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554. Understand? I'll kill you.
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555. Kill me. Kill me, you cocksu...
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556. You fucking bitch!
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557. Kill me. Kill me. Kill me.
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558. Kill me.
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559. Kill me, kill me,
kill me, kill me...
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560. Kill me.
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561. All right, this is it.
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562. I don't care if God comes by,
don't move the car.
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563. - You do the talking.
- Me?
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564. - Eugene will know me.
- Don't worry.
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565. When they see this,
nobody will have to say a word.
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566. What's the matter?
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567. I don't know.
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568. - You sure you wanna do this?
- Why?
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569. Don't you?
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570. Fuck it, let's go down the shore.
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571. Let's do it before the crank
wears off.
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572. - Ace high flush.
- Flush talks.
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573. Anybody want a drink?
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574. Nobody fucking move!
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575. Take it easy, all right?
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576. - Shit.
- Shut up!
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577. Empty your pockets.
All of you!
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578. - Come on!
- Very bad, boys. Very bad.
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579. This is a low-level game.
All you'll get is practice.
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580. - You hear what he said? Shut up!
- Take it easy.
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581. You know who you're robbing?
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582. - Give me your watch.
- Leave while you look good.
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583. Just give it to him.
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584. Victory has a hundred fathers,
but defeat is an orphan.
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585. Shut up! Stop fucking looking at me!
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586. Come on, hurry up!
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587. Let's get out of here!
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588. If you can keep your head
while those around you can't...
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589. - Where the fuck is he?
- Shit.
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590. Shit, come on!
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591. - Get the fuck out!
- What are you doing? This is my...
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592. Jackie!
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593. Jackie!
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594. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
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595. Hey, cocksucker.
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596. Chris, please.
We didn't know you were in there.
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597. We're with Ralphie.
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598. Please?
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599. If you're one of many men
with erectile dysfunction...
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600. you know it's no laughing matter.
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601. You might not know treatment
is covered by most medical plans...
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602. Dr. Freid. I'm sorry. Your service
said it was an emergency.
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603. Hello.
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604. Jesus Christ.
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605. Not again, Tony.
I can't keep doing this.
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606. I'm in the middle of a comm...
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607. Can't he go to the emergency room?
I thought he had a green card.
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608. You'll make him hit an artery!
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609. Relax, let the sedative do its job.
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610. Be glad they didn't hit
nothing important.
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611. - This prick is really a doctor?
- Close. I'm a prick doctor. Get it?
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612. Maybe he can give you a bulge.
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613. Doc, see if you can remove
this ladies' underwear.
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614. Ah!
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615. It'll be all right.
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616. Little motherfucker.
He's going, bigtime.
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617. - Sure it was Jackie Jr?
- I'll do him tonight.
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618. - No, you're not.
- Why?
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619. - Because I said so.
- Why?
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620. - I don't gotta explain.
- Because he's Jackie Aprile's kid?
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621. You're not gonna let this go.
You can't!
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622. He shot at me, tried to kill Furio.
We're made!
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623. Everyone you whack,
you risk exposure.
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624. The feds ask for major murder
for Christmas.
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625. - You're a fucking hypocrite.
- What did you say?
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626. You preach this wise-guy shit...
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627. meanwhile we're the only ones
who play by the rules.
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628. I loved you.
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629. What happens, I decide.
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630. You don't love me, that hurts,
but too bad.
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631. Because you don't gotta love me.
But you will respect me.
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632. Ralph Cifaretto's here.
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633. What'd we say?
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634. - Ton.
- How you doing?
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635. - It's terrible, huh?
- Yeah.
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636. Ro's going nuts. She knows
he hangs around with Dino.
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637. - Any word from her son?
- No, no.
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638. All right, come on.
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639. This kid.
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640. - He did a terrible thing.
- Terrible.
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641. - Your fucking card game.
- I know you're close to the family.
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642. No, I feel for you.
You're living under the same roof.
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643. And it was my card game.
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644. But what happened to Sunshine...
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645. is a disgrace.
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646. But to tell you the truth, Tony...
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647. I wanna give the kid a pass.
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648. Yeah?
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649. It's just me though.
I know you got bigger concerns.
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650. You're the boss, and...
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651. I'll make sure your orders are done.
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652. I think you should go
with your instincts on this, Ralph.
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653. You do?
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654. But Furio took a hit. Chris.
These are made men.
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655. I'll make sure they respect
your decision.
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656. Because I'm sure
you'll do the right thing.
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657. That's why I made you captain.
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658. This is Rosalie's kid.
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659. That's why I'll understand if you give
him a pass. Everybody else will too.
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660. Who cares about shit they don't
have the balls to say to your face?
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661. Kid disrespected you.
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662. But they don't have
to live with your commitments.
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663. But, hey, the decision
goes the other way?
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664. The one thing you cannot do, Ralph,
you cannot do...
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665. is blame yourself.
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666. You took this kid under your wing.
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667. You schooled him as best you could.
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668. Didn't you?
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669. Jack spoiled him.
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670. I think this is yours.
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671. The stupid kid was carrying it around
during the holidays.
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672. She wanted me to fucking kill her.
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673. Like suicide by cop.
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674. So she set me up?
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675. She saw me as only a fucking hammer?
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676. She loved you.
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677. She looked so good too,
that day in your office.
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678. Just another Irina
with a college degree.
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679. Ask yourself.
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680. How did you recognize in Gloria,
under her layers of sophistication...
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681. this deeply wounded, angry being
that would let you replicate...
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682. your relationship
with your mother?
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683. I don't wanna fuck my mother.
You're never gonna convince me.
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684. Not fuck.
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685. Try to please her.
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686. Try to win her love.
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687. Forty fucking years old.
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688. We need to repeat what's familiar,
even if it's bad for us.
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689. Gloria's need for drama.
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690. The selfishness.
The incessant self-regard.
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691. At one time...
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692. in your mother's hands,
it passed for love.
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693. All right, look. You're her doctor.
You tell me.
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694. Do I gotta worry about this broad?
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695. She says she's gonna
tell Carmela about us.
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696. I honestly can't predict.
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697. We should deal with...
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698. why are you so attracted
to dangerous relationships?
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699. Why do you put your marriage
in such danger?
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700. - Maybe I'm looking for a way out.
- Anthony.
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701. - You'll never leave your wife.
- Bullshit. There's a limit.
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702. She might leave you,
but you'll never leave her.
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703. Despite your mothering...
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704. you made one good decision
in your life vis-à-vis women.
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705. You won't throw that over.
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706. Your own selfishness is too strong
to let that happen.
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707. All right. All right.
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708. Actually, in spite of everything
you're a very conventional man.
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709. I said all right.
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710. We have to stop now.
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711. - Got pep, I'll give it that.
- Zero to 60 in under seven seconds.
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712. What's the matter, you don't like me?
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713. I'm not back, they call the cops,
standard operating procedure.
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714. Here's standard operating procedure.
Stay away from Tony Soprano.
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715. Shut the fuck up and listen.
It's over, capisce?
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716. Over and done.
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717. You call or go anywhere near him
or his family...
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718. and they'll be scraping your
nipples off these leather seats.
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719. And here's the point to remember.
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720. My face is the last one you'll see.
Not Tony's.
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721. We understand each other?
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722. It won't be cinematic.
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723. Any word, anything?
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724. He probably went down to Florida.
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725. Ro, I'm sure he's fine.
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726. Ro, come on.
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727. Sit down.
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728. Look.
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729. - This will be hard for you to hear.
- Jesus Christ!
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730. No, it's okay. It's okay, it's just...
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731. he has a very serious drug problem.
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732. What?
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733. It's coke.
He may owe some money to dealers.
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734. - Oh, my God.
- I didn't wanna tell you.
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735. Look, we're doing everything we can.
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736. We're gonna find him.
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737. We'll get him help.
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738. We'll get him to rehab.
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739. Let's just hope he's not too far gone.
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740. Something smells good.
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741. Lemon snaps for the
bake sale at church.
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742. You look good.
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743. I went to step today.
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744. Is that why you don't have these
looney-tune moods when you exercise?
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745. Where's your ring?
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746. I had to get it sized.
It's a little big.
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747. Hi, it's me. I'll be home
in about twenty minutes.
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748. Yeah, I picked up the stuffed shells.
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749. No, the Celantano's,
you just gotta heat them up.
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