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hempstead when I was five.
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watching it on TV.
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an "f" for durability.
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you want some eggs?
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getting a job, Tony.
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carpel tunnel syndrome?
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472. A person listening to a tape
of a parent criticizing them,
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473. I'm talking about an adult,
mind you,
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474. their fear center
kicks right in.
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475. They can actually
see it in an mri.
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476. I had this fuckin' weird dream
the other night.
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477. When I had the polyps,
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478. they put me through
that fuckin' mri.
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479. I'm telling ya.
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480. I think they used my ass
to invent some new tests.
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481. I was at the beach,
but I had a suit on.
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482. And the shoes too.
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483. They shove a camera up your ass
the size of a garden hose.
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484. You wanna hear
this fuckin' dream or not?
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485. Alright.
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486. Got a sec?
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487. Sure, what's up?
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488. It's my scene.
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489. Gentleman- caller guy.
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490. It's...
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491. It's not me.
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492. It's not supposed to be.
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493. That's why they
call it "acting".
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494. I know, it's just...
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495. I'd rather do something else.
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496. I already spoke to
what's his name?
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497. Mitch. Cynthia, too.
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498. They're cool with changing.
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499. Alright.
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500. Alan's scene partner
dropped out,
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501. so, I gotta find something
for him anyway...
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502. "Rebel without a cause",
James Dean.
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503. Copy it for the others, okay?
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504. Take it home,
get comfortable with it.
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505. That's great, cool.
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506. I don't want
a James Dean impression.
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507. Yeah.
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508. No.
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509. Poor ducks.
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510. You are poor creatures.
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511. Poor creatures.
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512. You are such poor creatures.
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513. Don't give'em that shit!
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514. They like it.
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515. Hey, what'd I tell you?
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516. He's gonna choke!
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517. Little pieces, they're hungry.
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518. Not for fuckin'
cheese doodles, they're not.
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519. They eat bread and corn
and shit like that.
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520. So, you know everything.
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521. Yeah, I do.
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522. Family of mallards lived in
my pool for two fuckin' months.
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523. Yeah, you.
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524. What'd he say?
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525. Nothing.
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526. A lot of fucking words
for nothing.
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527. He said,"if I don't
like to fight,
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528. I should find
myself a Russian."
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529. Tony, no!
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530. You got a problem
besides those fuckin' pants?
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531. You shouldn't yell.
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532. Oh, yeah?
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533. You should mind
your own fuckin' business.
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534. I make business,
she is nice girl.
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535. Are you a family counselor?
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536. You wanna get involved
in people's problems?
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537. Here, now you're
fuckin' involved, okay?
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538. These are balls, right?
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539. Yes.
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540. Do something.
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541. You want to be involved,
now you're involved.
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542. You let go!
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543. I call police!
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544. Mind your fuckin' business!
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545. Fuck you!
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546. I call police!
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547. Fuck you!
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548. Fuck!
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549. Get your shit, we're going.
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550. C'mon.
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551. Move your ass!
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552. Why do you always have
to ruin everything?
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553. Huh?
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554. Just move your ass.
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555. "Help me.
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556. "Daddy.
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557. Daddy."
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558. "You can depend on me.
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559. "Trust me.
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560. Whatever comes,
we'll face it together."
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561. Oh, fuck this shit!
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562. You said you weren't
gonna laugh.
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563. I didn't laugh.
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564. Baby, you were doin' so good.
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565. Nah, fuck this.
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566. Christopher.
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567. Absolutely not.
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568. Just do the work
you were assigned.
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569. Well, how about the scene
where I'm playing chicken
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570. and I dive out of the car
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571. right before that asshole,
buzz, goes off the cliff?
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572. There's no dialogue
in that scene.
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573. The knife fight, then.
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574. No.
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575. I already changed it once.
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576. I gave you this scene
because it's challenging.
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577. This Russian fuck...
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578. I'm friggin' lucky
I didn't get hauled in.
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579. That would've played great
with Uncle junior
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580. and everybody else
after my ass.
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581. I had to run like a bitch from
my own leisure- time activities.
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582. Mmm.
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583. If carmela would've known
who I was on the boat with...
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584. Okay, that's nothing new.
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585. But my kids...?
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586. It happens, okay?
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587. What the fuck is wrong with me?
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588. Got some kind of a complex.
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589. What kind?
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590. Sleep always helps.
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591. You want to go to sleep,
go ahead!
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592. Hey.
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593. Jesus Christ.
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594. Easy does it, laddy buck.
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595. You know, I was never
particularly good with my fists,
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596. but there was one guy who
almost drove me to murder.
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597. Lately, I feel this...
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598. Aversion to my swimming pool.
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599. It depresses me.
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600. Cocksucker was a sound engineer
at one of my studios.
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601. Talked about
Germany all the time.
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602. I actually find myself
avoiding the backyard.
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603. He wasn't a Nazi, he just kind
of rubbed me the wrong way.
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604. One time, I was pulling
into a parking lot.
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605. He was two spots over
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606. and he was rotating his tires
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607. like it was a goddamn
service station...
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608. So I said to him...
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609. "Straight back, back as far
as they could take me.
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610. "And then it all dissolved.
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611. Everything dissolved."
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612. That's it, that's the end.
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613. Very good, Omar.
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614. And just say,"scene"
when you're done, okay?
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615. Chris, Mitch, Cynthia and Alan,
our rebels without causes.
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616. Okay, so, we are
at the planetarium.
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617. Alan is Jim's friend, Plato,
who is about to get
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618. mistakenly shot by the police.
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619. Mitch is his father and Cynthia
is his troubled friend, Judy.
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620. Shut the lights!
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621. Make them go away!
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622. Plato!
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623. Keep away from me!
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624. I don't believe you any more!
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625. Gunshot!
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626. Jim!
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627. I got the bullets!
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628. Look!
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629. Oh, God!
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630. The cops swarm in...
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631. Let him alone, that's my son.
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632. When I saw the red jacket,
I thought...
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633. Hey, jerkpot.
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634. What'd you do that for?
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635. You can't help it, son.
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636. You did everything a man could.
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637. Help me, daddy.
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638. Daddy, help me.
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639. Daddy.
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640. You can depend on me.
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641. Trust me.
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642. Whatever comes,
we'll face it together.
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643. It's okay, Jim, stand up.
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644. I'll stand up with you.
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645. I'll try and be as strong
as you want me to be.
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646. Poor baby got nobody.
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647. Just nobody.
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648. He was always cold.
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649. Dad, this is Judy.
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650. She's my friend.
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651. Scene.
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652. Un- freaking- believable!
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653. God, you were really good.
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654. Great job, Chris.
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655. How'd you make yourself
cry like that?
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656. You wanna watch
your ashes, please.
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657. I be outside.
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658. You know, we should hit
a devil's game some night.
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659. Still get tickets
from the Greek?
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660. Right on the fuckin' ice.
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661. I'll bring my sweater.
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662. Hey, chef of the future,
have a seat.
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663. How you doin', foodie?
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664. Furio.
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665. You didn't stomp those grapes
yourself, did you?
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666. Look at this group.
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667. Hey, Mr. New York.
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668. What'd you do,
swim across that river?
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669. Come over here, you.
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670. Congratulations.
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671. Thanks.
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672. Don't get up.
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673. I wasn't gonna.
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674. You piece of shit.
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675. Say hello to Furio, friend of
ours from the other side.
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676. Oh, hey, I heard
a lot about you.
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677. Nice to meet you.
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678. Yeah, me too, my pleasure.
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679. So, what's up?
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680. Puss, you wanna
give us a minute?
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681. I'm in the middle
of fuckin' eatin'.
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682. I know...
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683. Do me a favor,
will you, sweetie?
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684. Keep this warm.
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685. Thank you.
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686. Five minutes, alright?
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687. I gotta make a call anyway.
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688. It's like all these years
were for nothing.
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689. What'd I tell you?
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690. You think Tony really gives
a flyin' fuck about you?
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691. This thing of ours.
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692. Fuckin' joke.
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693. More like,
"this thing of mine".
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694. It's the same all over.
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695. Look out for number one.
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696. You don't understand,
we go fuckin' back.
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697. I mean, Silvio, I get,
but fuckin' Paulie?
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698. He's probably dizzy from
all that hair spray.
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699. And this other one, the geep.
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700. Foodie, Furio.
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701. If ever there was a guy
in desperate need
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702. of a fuckin' nickname.
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703. At least he's Italian.
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704. Try being passed over
for a samoan.
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705. Sesaga.
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706. Three years out of Quantico,
he's the new agent in charge.
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707. You're fuckin' kiddin' me,
what happened to paterno?
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708. Kansas City.
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709. 11 years doing this shit.
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710. It's like Tony says himself,
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711. "most of the guys in this life,
there's no fuckin' honor."
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712. Forget your enemies, you can't
even depend on your friends.
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713. Whole society's fucked.
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714. And the ones comin' up?
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715. Half of them are on drugs,
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716. the other half are
fuckin' psychos.
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717. A world full of scumbags.
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718. I'm thinking about
taking my patient back.
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719. That's a serious decision.
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720. He's my responsibility.
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721. Elliot, I abandoned him.
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722. We've been over this.
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723. Your life is in danger.
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724. Not any more.
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725. Do you realize what
I did last week?
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726. I stormed out of here
like a child.
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727. Cursing, threatening,
acting out.
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728. That's exactly
what he does to me.
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729. I'm feeling so...
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730. Fuck, I don't know where
this is coming from.
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731. You mentioned you've put
on a little weight lately.
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732. Do you think the over- eating
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733. has anything to do
with your patient?
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734. What is it you're not
telling me, Jennifer?
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735. I don't know.
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736. I don't know what you mean.
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737. Okay.
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738. I don't.
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739. What are you driving at?
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740. Just watch your
intake of sugar...
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741. And sugar substitutes.
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742. Okay.
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743. We spoke last time
about childhood fascinations
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744. with danger.
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745. I think seeing him again will
be very therapeutic for me.
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746. It's not supposed to be
therapeutic for you.
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747. This is your therapy, here.
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748. Do you have sexual
feelings for him?
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749. No.
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750. I have feelings,
on a personal level.
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751. He can be such
a little boy sometimes.
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752. Alright, that's it,
the one with the palm tree.
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753. There's a buzzer under the
desk, an office in the back.
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754. Tell me again what I said.
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755. It's not just Dominic
who is the problem.
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756. It's the wife, too.
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757. Here.
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758. May I help you?
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759. Ah, what are you doing?
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760. Stop, stop!
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761. Ah!
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762. No!
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763. Oh!
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764. Please stop!
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765. Goddamn you!
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766. Sonofabitch!
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767. Cocksucker!
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768. Go, goddamn!
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769. You go!
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770. We pay money!
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771. God... Damn!
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772. Son of a... Bitch!
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773. Yeah?
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774. It's Dr. melfi.
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775. Yeah, so.
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776. I tried your other number.
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777. If you want, I could fit
you in tomorrow at 2:30.
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778. So, do I put you down?
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779. Nah, fuck it.
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780. Why do you say that?
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781. Gettin' by without it.
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782. There's no cure for life.
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783. Well...
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784. You think about it.
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785. I'll keep the hour open.
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786. Yeah.
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787. "A".
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788. "B".
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789. "A"!
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790. "B".
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791. "A".
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792. "B".
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793. Outstanding.
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794. A case in point.
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795. Words are only words.
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796. You just saw two actors
have an entire conversation
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797. saying only "a"
and the other responding "b".
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798. Mitch, Christopher?
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799. Want to give it a try?
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800. "A".
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801. Stop it!
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802. Christopher!
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803. This is inappropriate!
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804. We do not hit!
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805. Oh, my God...
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806. Jesus!
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807. Are you okay?
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808. Are you alright?
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809. Ah!
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810. Oh, my God, sorry...
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811. I think it's broken.
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812. We should get you to a doctor.
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813. There's nothing they can
do for a broken toe.
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814. They just tape it up
and send you home.
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815. I've been there.
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816. Babe, I don't understand,
the guy didn't say anything?
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817. He didn't have to,
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818. that was the point of
the whole fuckin' exercise.
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819. But he didn't flip you off
or nothing.
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820. You said so yourself.
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821. Maybe doing that scene
brought up some bad feelings.
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822. What scene?
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823. You know, where he was
supposed to be your father.
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824. You said the class all
clapped and everything.
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825. I was fuckin' acting.
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826. I was better than Mitch,
that's all.
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827. Even I knew that.
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828. Maybe he really reminded
you of your father
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829. and that's why you
got so into it.
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830. And maybe that's why you
hit him tonight.
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831. My father?
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832. All those feelings you have about how he died so young.
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833. Oh, fuck that.
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834. Acting is mostly feelings...
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835. Unless the actor's
driving a car,
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836. sword- fighting
or something.
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837. You want to write?
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838. Feelings is what
it's all about.
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839. Revealing
your innermost feelings
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840. is the best kind of writing.
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841. And how do you know
what it's all about, huh?
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842. From writing down orders
at the fuckin' restaurant?
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843. Ow!
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844. Alright, take it easy!
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845. Your whole thing
with script- writing,
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846. who else is behind you?
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847. Who even knows about it?
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848. I hated seeing you suffer
with that writer's block.
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849. When I read the ad in the
paper, "acting for writers",
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850. I couldn't wait to get it
for you for your birthday.
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851. I'm sorry.
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852. Adriana, I'm sorry!
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853. Are you still taking
your medication?
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854. Off and on.
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855. Well, you should either take
it or don't take it, okay?
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856. In the coffee shop,
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857. you mentioned that
you had a panic attack
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858. that led to
an automobile accident.
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859. That seems like years ago.
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860. You mean, you're so busy,
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861. or you mean that
you're angry with me
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862. for not agreeing to
treat you then?
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863. I found out a little
medical history.
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864. My old man had the same thing.
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865. Panic attacks followed
by passin' out.
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866. Cracked his head open
on a cigarette machine.
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867. Interesting.
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868. Interesting?
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869. That's it?
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870. You're not gonna send me for
fuckin' tests or something?
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871. Did you read the article
in "the times"?
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872. Anthony, what is it
you want to achieve here?
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873. What I want to achieve?
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874. I wanna stop passin' out.
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875. I wanna stop fuckin' panicking.
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876. I want to direct my power
and my fuckin' anger
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877. against the people in
my life that deserve it.
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878. I wanna be in total control.
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879. There's no such thing
as total control.
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880. Of course there is.
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881. You want to be
a better gang leader,
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882. read "the art of war"
by sun zu.
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883. You know what?
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884. Fuck you.
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885. You know who I am
and you know what I do.
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886. You called me.
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887. You know where I was
yesterday when you called?
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888. I was outside a whorehouse
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889. while the guy that
works for me was inside
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890. beating the shit out of a guy
that owes me money.
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891. Broke his arm,
put a bullet in his kneecap.
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892. How'd that make you feel?
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893. I wished it was me in there.
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894. Giving the beating
or taking it?
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