The Sopranos 2x3

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3. hey, Janet Jackson.

4. Hi, Mr. soprano.

5. Where's meadow?

6. I give up. In the house?

7. NY. To

8. Billy, thanks for calling.

9. Sure, as soon as I found out it was your mom's place.

10. O. D.

11. His friend says special k and ecstasy.

12. You gotta be fucking kidding me.

13. Your kid's alright, she's a little drunk

14. in your grandmother's house?

15. It wasn't my fault.

16. If I had a quarter for every time I heard that

17. since you learned how to talk,

18. I'd have a private jet on 24- hour stand- by.

19. Get in the car.

20. In your grandmother's house.

21. Now, who's repeating themself?

22. You're just lucky I knew that cop.

23. So he cut me a favor.

24. Let me guess, he owes you money?

25. Are you gonna tell me what she did?

26. Go upstairs.

27. No, I wanna see the fight.

28. Anthony Jr., get your little ass up those stairs.

29. Meadow...

30. We can talk about it in the morning.

31. Get down here!

32. Let her go to bed.

33. Let her go to bed?

34. I want her to answer for herself!

35. She's drunk!

36. Was she driving like this?

37. I could have taken ecstasy but I didn't!

38. Don't puke on the floor!

39. What are you doing up? Go to bed!

40. She fools around with ecstasy and you yell at me?

41. The usual shit, "wasn't my fault."

42. There was design er drugs there, Tony.

43. So, what did you say?

44. I don't know, I yelled.

45. What the fuck else am I gonna do?

46. You sure you're gonna be alright, Uncle rich?

47. I wanna walk.

48. See if I run into any of the old crowd.

49. Thanks, doll.

50. Er. Motherfuck

51. there has to be consequences.

52. What kind of parents would we be

53. if we let her get away with this?

54. Typical.

55. Plenty of parents still crack the whip.

56. Yeah, that's what they tell you.

57. I cannot wait until I she goes off to college.

58. Oh, right, so you can be fucked up

59. with the empty nest syndrome,

60. and go on Wellbutrin like your sister.

61. As a parent today,

62. you are over a bar rel no matter what you do.

63. You take away the car, you become her chauffeurs.

64. You ground her,

65. you gotta stay home weekends.

66. And be prison guards.

67. We could throw her out,

68. but social services would bring her back,

69. and then we'd be in front of the judge, she's not 18 yet.

70. That's your solution, to throw your daughter out?

71. All I'm saying, with the laws today,

72. you can't even restrain your kid physically,

73. 'cause she can sue you for child abuse.

74. There has to be consequences.

75. And, there will be, I hear you, okay?

76. Let's not over- play our hand.

77. 'Cause if she finds out we're powerless,

78. we're fucked.

79. Jesus, mother of Christ!

80. Richie, so, when'd you get out?

81. How come nobody told me?

82. Well, it's funny.

83. Paulie walnuts told me he ran into you this morning.

84. Hey, honest to fucking God , nobody said a word.

85. Just shut the fuck up.

86. I did a lot of meditation in the can on this.

87. You can't believe how clear you can see things.

88. Do you ever meditate?

89. Me, meditate? Are you crazy?

90. Not as crazy as I used to be.

91. But still crazy enough to take an eye out.

92. What's going on here, rich?

93. Ten years, and not even a pleasant

94. "go fuck yourself", from you I get.

95. I always asked how you were doing.

96. Hold on there, you.

97. How could you let my dear friend sit here

98. with an empty cup of coffee?

99. That's alright, take it easy, kid.

100. Bring this gentleman a nice veal- parm sandwich.

101. And hurry the fuck up about it.

102. The other two stores doing as good as this?

103. Come on, you know it's a grind.

104. That doesn't answer my question.

105. Hey, look, rich, I know you're a made guy

106. so, I lose either way.

107. I always respected you and your brother Jackie.

108. I'm no victim here.

109. I'm not some greaseball store owner.

110. I'm sorry, Richie, I will not be shaken down.

111. Sucking up to Tony soprano has done wonders for you.

112. I go away for a while, I come back,

113. you're a tough guy.

114. Don't do this.

115. Don't do what?

116. Take what's owed to me?

117. What's owed to you?

118. I put you in action, beansie.

119. You got a bad memory, beansie.

120. Veal parmigiana sandwich...

121. Fuck you.

122. I'll be back every Saturday, partner.

123. I don't fucking believe what I'm hearing here.

124. I'm being shaken down for what?

125. What did I do, tell me, what did I do?

126. This is not right, Richie,

127. I'm not gonna fucking lay down.

128. Up. I'll step

129. you won't lay down, huh?

130. You won't lay down?

131. You piece of shit!

132. Alright, let's get her down here.

133. I guess.

134. Where is the bride of frankenstein?

135. She's still sleeping.

136. Yeah, alright, go wake her up.

137. I wake her up?

138. Yeah, I wanna get this shit out of the way

139. before I go out.

140. Let her sleep, you guys are making too much of this.

141. Oh, no, I don't think we're making enough.

142. She was drunk.

143. Her choice.

144. There's a zuni saying:

145. For every 20 wrongs a child does,

146. ignore 19.

147. There's an old Italian saying:

148. You fuck up once , lose two teeth.

149. See?

150. That's what all this is about.

151. Ego and control.

152. I beg your pardon?

153. No, please, please,

154. don't try to make sense with her.

155. No, I wanna understand this.

156. Go ahead, tell me.

157. You want to hold onto control over a young woman

158. whose entire biological determinism

159. is to achieve independent thought and behavior.

160. And because she's exercised her independence,

161. you wanna penalize her

162. because you don't agree with her choices.

163. Why don't you go and get a fuckin' permanent?

164. I'm tryin' to watch TV!

165. Ll. We

166. good morning.

167. Oh, I'm sorry, it's afternoon.

168. Mom, please.

169. Please, what?

170. You better have some answers, young lady.

171. Yeah, that's right.

172. Okay, fine, you're punished.

173. For what, I didn't do anything!

174. You call what you did to grandma's house nothin'?

175. It wasn't my fault!

176. It's never your fault, meadow.

177. It was just supposed to be

178. me, hunter and the macaluso twins,

179. and then Steve shows up with his asshole friend, Adam,

180. and a bunch of people from boonton.

181. Oh, so, Steve's just walking around trying doorknobs

182. 'til he hi ts the jackpot?

183. No, hunter goes and tells him.

184. Oh, now with the hunter?

185. And she's over at her house blaming it all on meadow.

186. It's an old game

187. we're under a lot of pressure, okay?

188. You try studying day and night to get into college!

189. We've been working hard, we deserved a night.

190. Take it ea sy, take it easy

191. I'm sorry you're under a lot of pressure, meadow.

192. But, it's still no excuse.

193. So, who's this ecstasy guy?

194. I just told you, Adam.

195. I don't even know him, he just showed up with steve

196. is this the same Steve I know?

197. The school newspaper kid you're always with?

198. He's a flake.

199. Why do you think I stopped hanging out with him?

200. That's news to me, you don't hang out with Steve.

201. It's painful to talk about, okay?

202. Well, you're gonna get punished.

203. Look, you guys, I know what I did was not okay.

204. I've been thinking about it a lot,

205. and I'm really not feeling good about myself, okay?

206. And I think you should take away my discover card.

207. You better believe it.

208. That's right.

209. For two weeks.

210. Three.

211. How do I buy gas?

212. Your allowance.

213. I spent my allowance ce, and I already owe mom.

214. The cashmina.

215. We can wait on that.

216. Sh. Alright, you get ten dollars a week, ca

217. no more.

218. Until you get your card back

219. for gas.

220. Oh, oh, oh!

221. Come here.

222. Look at you, you look great.

223. You're all sinew!

224. If you lost that baby fat,

225. you'd disappoint me.

226. Fuck you.

227. Did ya get laid yet?

228. Oh, God, I'm tryin'.

229. Hey, I said four o'clock

230. what the fuck?

231. I leave before the stock market closes,

232. you scream at me for not watchin' the phone.

233. Meet Richie aprile.

234. Jesus Christ, how you doin'?

235. I gotta tell you, your brother Jackie was like a fuckin' God.

236. A great leader.

237. I heard a lot about you.

238. Yeah, well, I heard a lot about you.

239. That's why I'm here.

240. What do you mean?

241. Out of respect for our friend here,

242. I'm gonna talk nice.

243. I ever hear you raise your hands to my niece again,

244. next time you won't see my face.

245. You understand?

246. Who told you I put my hand on her?

247. Is this kid gettin' jerky with me?

248. Look, kid, I shouldn't have to explain myself.

249. I'm from the old school.

250. You wanna raise your hands, you give her your last name.

251. Then it's none of my fucking business.

252. Until then, you keep your hands in your pockets.

253. We understand each other?

254. Now get out of here.

255. I wanna talk to Tony.

256. Go on.

257. He's a good kid.

258. Capable.

259. Look, ton', this is the thing.

260. I wanna get my shy business back on its feet.

261. I keep getting these calls...

262. sil!

263. Where the fuck are you goin'?

264. I'll talk to you later, Richie.

265. You wanna tell me what just happened?

266. No more talking business with the skipper directly.

267. Are you fuckin' with me?

268. You can talk to him, but not now.

269. And never here.

270. Can you believe we drank a whole bottle of wine

271. between the three of us?

272. Thank God.

273. Cheers.

274. Cheers.

275. Outta here.

276. Richie broke a chair over his head.

277. Are you shittin' me?

278. Then he smacked Beansie with the coffee pot

279. and broke his cheekbone.

280. Prick, I talked to him yesterday.

281. He was all sweetness and lights.

282. Already, this big brother shit is getting old.

283. Yo, bright eyes...

284. where ya goin'?

285. Paolucc', this isn't the bing.

286. What the fuck did I say?

287. Hey, how have you been?

288. Can't complain.

289. You look good.

290. Where are your friends going?

291. Tell them to come back, join us.

292. No, they're leaving.

293. It's my first time here, the veal is excellent.

294. What, are we makin' small talk now?

295. Nice to see you.

296. Yeah, you too.

297. Toodle- oo.

298. Not a bad ass.

299. Ps. She had nice, pipe- fitter li

300. no disrespect.

301. Hey, what do I give a fuck? I hardly know her.

302. You mean you would take the lips,

303. over the tits?

304. Trust me, my boy.

305. There's two things I'm good at.

306. That's pulling dents, and spottin' good blow jobs.

307. And that sweetie had world- class blow- job lips.

308. Am I right, skipper? Good or no?

309. What the fuck do I know? Long time ago.

310. Alright, she was good.

311. Good, or great?

312. Why the fuck are you bustin' my balls?

313. It was a long time ago.

314. I remember every blow job I ever got.

315. How about you, you remember your first blow job?

316. Yeah, of course.

317. How long did it ta ke for the guy to cum?

318. Did ya hear that?

319. B," I said,"you remember your first blow job

320. he said,"yeah."

321. I said,"how long did it take for the guy to cum?"

322. Toodle- fucking- oo?

323. What the fuck was that?

324. God, I couldn't sleep all night,

325. I was so embarrassed.

326. What was so wrong with toodle- oo?

327. It's an accepted form of goodbye.

328. That's not the way I talk with patients.

329. It wasn't me, it was someone else.

330. It was Jennifer.

331. For whatever reason, at that moment,

332. you felt safer showing him Jennifer

333. not doctor.

334. I mean, what did you see at that table

335. that made you wanna hide doctor?

336. And who were you hiding from?

337. I saw a patient that I never wanted to see again.

338. That's who I was hiding from, a patient.

339. When you say,"see",

340. do you mean that as in see professionally,

341. or just plain see?

342. What's the difference?

343. There's a big difference.

344. If it was just a matter of plain, old,"see",

345. then you would have been the cordial doctor

346. and said,"goodnight."

347. But, because he's someone you didn't wanna see professionally,

348. you abandon the doctor facade,

349. And adopted the Jennifer posture.

350. Hence,"toodle- oo".

351. Okay, you're almost there, Elliot,

352. but not quite.

353. Young girls are not accountable for their behavior.

354. I think toodle- oo was the action of

355. a ditsy, young girl.

356. I regressed into "the girl thing"

357. to escape responsibility for abandoning a patient.

358. He asked me for help.

359. Look, I need you as a colleague,

360. to tell me that I did the right thing.

361. You gotta ask yourself why you became a psychiatrist

362. in the first place.

363. If it was only to he lp people to stop smoking

364. or biting their nails, then, so be it.

365. There's nothing wrong with that.

366. I had another patient who committed suicide

367. because I was treating this man.

368. Because I had to go on the lam.

369. Treating patients from a motel room

370. may not ha ve been optimum.

371. But you were still there for her,

372. you were in phone contact.

373. It would have been the Same if you'd been on vacation.

374. Did you say,"lam"?

375. And lifting up into cobra...

376. And, now, rising up into downward facing dog.

377. Coming back down into cobra.

378. And relaxing into child's pose.

379. Richie.

380. Janice, you know, I thought that was you.

381. Parvati.

382. Huh?

383. I changed my name to Parvati in'78.

384. I thought you lived in California now.

385. Seattle, actually, last couple of years.

386. So, how long you been...

387. Out of jail? One week.

388. That's where I picked up this yoga shit.

389. Well, it's working for you, you seem very supple.

390. I do a lot ta stretching.

391. So, you back now?

392. My mom's at St. erasmus, a stroke.

393. At. I'm sorry to hear th

394. Tony didn't say anything about it.

395. I guess we're all getting a little older.

396. Only if that's our choice.

397. You drag me all the way out to this place,

398. I'm walkin' through the food court,

399. this fucking kid spill ed fried rice all over me.

400. Alright, take it easy.

401. Keep your voice down.

402. Let's talk.

403. How would you feel?

404. You wrap up a dime, your crew evaporates,

405. and you walk away from me like I got some catchy disease.

406. Hey, I don't talk business with anybody,

407. don't take it personal.

408. A guy in my position is a government target.

409. Why do you think we're meetin' in a fuckin' mall?

410. It feels disrespectful.

411. That's all I'm sayin'.

412. I'm the guy who saved you from the hit parade.

413. When did you ever step in for me?

414. You forget?

415. When you and my kid brother

416. stuck up feech lamanna's card game?

417. Get the fuck out of here.

418. Feech was made before the electric light.

419. If it wasn't for me,

420. you two kids would a caught a vicious beatin'.

421. St. to say the lea

422. Richie, you know I love you.

423. You're like my big brother, okay?

424. You're gonna be taken care of.

425. What was yours before you went away

426. will be yours again.

427. You just gotta give it some time.

428. Jesus, Anthony, you'd do that for me?

429. Hey, fuck you.

430. What's mine is not yours to give me.

431. Hey, prick, you reached out to me.

432. I said what I wanted to say.

433. We got a problem, kid?

434. I'm just trying to get you to slow the fuck down, okay?

435. Things are different now.

436. You gotta be extra, extra careful.

437. When do you know me not to be careful?

438. When?

439. How about, you been out of the can ten fucking minutes,

440. already, you're trying to shake down beansie

441. for a piece of his pizza joints.

442. Do me a favor, back off, he's a good earner.

443. Yeah, for you.

444. Hey, that's none of your fucking cazzis.

445. Those pizza joints are strictly a cash business.

446. They come in handy.

447. He's a sneaky cocksucker.

448. Whatever, back off.

449. Are you takin' the side of a civilian over me?

450. Jesus fuckin' Christ, Richie,

451. I'm askin' you to do me a favor.

452. If you wanna do it, do it,

453. if you don't, go fuck yourself.

454. Oh, yeah?

455. Yeah.

456. How's your sister?

457. Hey, there's no need for that kinda talk.

458. What?

459. My sister.

460. Janice, how's she doing?

461. Oh, I thought you were baitin' me.

462. How's your sister, fuck your mother.

463. No.

464. Have you seen what she did?

465. Who?

466. Meadow, that house is fucked!

467. Thought you didn't swear.

468. What are you talking about?

469. I'm outraged, no, I am beyond outraged.

470. Talk about disgrace.

471. Disrespect for other people's property!

472. That place looks like a freakin' shooting gallery!

473. It smells of urine,

474. there's puke all over the beautiful hardwood floors.

475. It sounds like your apartment in venice!

476. Don't worry about it, she's been punished.

477. Oh, three weeks without a credit card?

478. That's some heavy shit there!

479. Janice!

480. If that was my child...

481. you know what ? Fuck this!

482. You got a lot of fucking balls, you know that?

483. Don't talk to me like that.

484. Tony.

485. No, let's clear the air here.

486. You come ridin' into town like some vishnu- come- lately

487. and try to play the concerned daughter,

488. who the fuck are you kiddin'?

489. You're just here to pick the friggin' bones.

490. There's a lot I could say right now,

491. that I am not gonna say.

492. Lotta balls.

493. Temper tantrums!

494. He hasn't changed one iota since we lived in Newark.

495. Not one iota!

496. You are passing judgment on him, Janice,

497. on us, as parents.

498. I told you once already.

499. How we discipline our children

500. is none of anybody's business.

501. You let that girl ride roughshod over you,

502. some day you're gonna regret it.

503. Mother of God, Janice!

504. Are all of you sopranos the same?

505. I asked you nicely to stay out of it,

506. but, you're pretending you don't hear me.

507. Well, maybe you're gonna hear this.

508. Mind your fucking business,

509. keep your mouth shut when it comes to my kids,

510. alright?

511. Maybe I've stayed here too long.

512. The fall in the shower didn't in any way

513. affect the pre- existing condition in your heart.

514. But you already knew that.

515. It never hurts to be sure.

516. Fucking bum hip.

517. What next, does the man upstairs have in store for me?

518. You're lucky it was sprained, not broken.

519. The thing is, doc, I've been feeling these...

520. Little fibrillations.

521. Psychosomatic.

522. You got out of jail on a medical.

523. It's the mind- body connection.

524. Your body's just pitching in to help.

525. Hey, there's my boy.

526. I was afraid you didn't get the message.

527. By. Put a shirt on, I'm getting a chub

528. doc, this is one of my dearest friends.

529. Richie, say hello to the best

530. fuckin' heart man in the world,

531. Doug schreck.

532. I think Mr. soprano oversold me.

533. I'm only the best in the Western world.

534. Fuckin' ball- breaker.

535. Doc, do me a favor, me and Richie...

536. Yeah, no problem.

537. He's a good kid.

538. Lets me use the doctor/patient thing

539. to meet people here.

540. Fucking house arrest.

541. Federal marshalls are so far up my ass,

542. I can taste brylcreem.

543. Jesus, you look good.

544. How you feeling?

545. Better than some, not as bad as others.

546. I got to meet Tony at a mall, you here.

547. What the fuck is happening?

548. Like the man said,

549. "may you live in interesting times."

550. You met with Tony?

551. It's more like a fucking audience with the pope.

552. What are you gonna do?

553. Whatever you tell me.

554. You and your brother were always good boys.

555. You tell me, this is the way it is, then so be it.

556. You tell me otherwise,

557. I'm yours, junior, whatever, whoever.

558. You just say it.

559. Once again, a big welcome home

560. to our guest of honor.

561. Richie was surprised all the changes

562. the last ten years.

563. New Jersey with its own hockey team.

564. You know, it's interesting.

565. The meadowlands is the only NHL arena

566. where the penalty box is maximum security!

567. Maximum security penalty box. Help me.

568. What the fuck?

569. I was talking to Paulie walnuts,

570. who was under the impression

571. that Richie had been in Bosnia,

572. where there's also a large moose- lim population!

573. Get this fucking guy outta here.

574. And, now for all you youngsters

575. with visions of tit- fucking in your heads,

576. here are the bing girls, come on!

577. Welcome home.

578. Wait'll you open it, it's all ones.

579. I'm a grandfather now, rich.

580. Imagine that.

581. Please, no pictures.

582. Exploitin' medical curiosities

583. is against the law.

584. Is that why they canceled your mother's audition?

585. What did you say?

586. Cocksucker!

587. Take a walk.

588. Is beansie here?

589. I haven't seen him.

590. Richie, how's your balls?

591. They're hanging.

592. Ready and waiting.

593. What?

594. Go with silvio.

595. Who?

596. Go!

597. I'll hold this.

598. Don't worry about it.

599. Come on.

600. Trust me.

601. He's got a real fucking attitude problem.

602. Careful.

603. Enough.

604. He just did ten fucking years.

605. He's got a right to be a little fucked up.

606. No?

607. Ht. Richie'll be alright

608. yeah, yeah.

609. I see you like the dark.

610. Yeah, something like that, yeah.

611. It. Silvio says we can't take

612. who's joint did you just cop, mine or his?

613. Did we do something wrong?

614. No, you were fine.

615. Now, go ahead, get outta here.

616. Hey, buddy.

617. What the fuck are you doing?

618. What did you think

619. Tony soprano was gonna do for you, huh?

620. You know, you got a raging hard- on for me,

621. and, I don't even know what for.

622. You don't?

623. Come here, come here!

624. No.

625. Come here, come here!

626. How come you weren't at the party?

627. Hey, I moved a lotta "h" for you and your brother.

628. And you guys made the lion's share.

629. You're just bitter because I invested my money smart,

630. and you spread yours however the fuck you did.

631. I spent mine on lawyers, you slippery fuck.

632. You wanna talk like a tough guy?

633. Tough guy, here!

634. Hey, come on, please, no guns, come on.

635. Please?

636. What happened to that greaseball store owner?

637. Tell me again how you won't lay down, huh?

638. Janice.

639. Oh, sorry, is the music too loud?

640. Oh, no, it's fine.

641. Umm, I just wanted to apologize.

642. You know, about earlier.

643. No, I should be apologizing to you.

644. I was out of line, you're right.

645. I never raised a child.

646. I was robbed of that

647. when Eugene took him back to Montreal.

648. I'm still petitioning the state department,

649. but, I think they have me on their enemy radicals list.

650. When was the last time you saw Harpo?

651. He changed his name to hal.

652. I'm sorry, carm, can we not talk about him?

653. Look, I just want you to know

654. that I was way out of line.

655. Well, I'm sorry, too , really, I feel terrible.

656. You know, you're family.

657. And family means a lot.

658. I just don't feel right about you leaving here.

659. I don't know.

660. I don't think Tony wants me here.

661. Well, where you gonna go?

662. The house is in no condition to move into.

663. Especially now.

664. I'll be alright.

665. No, I'm sorry, I can't let you leave.

666. Really, I want you to stay.

667. Okay, thanks.

668. Ay. Ok

669. goodnight.

670. Goodnight.

671. Oh, maybe just a little bit, the music.

672. Right.

673. Jesus, no, Richie, no!

674. Jesus!

675. Should I put the chocolate in now?

676. Put it in, I'll pour the milk.

677. What did you parents finally say about last Saturday?

678. The usual, nothing.

679. They're afraid I'll go bulimic again.

680. Mine, blah, blah, blah.

681. Start purging, they won't say anything.

682. When are they gonna realize

683. that we're practically adults,

684. responsible for ourselves?

685. So, your grandmother's house got used for a party.

686. Excuse me, would they prefer we go to limelight?

687. It's cause they have no life.

688. They focus on bullshit.

689. So, what'd yours do?

690. They took away my discover card for 3 weeks.

691. Oh, that's nothing.

692. I know, it was my idea.

693. So hypocritical, too.

694. When you think how my dad makes a living.

695. Oh, sheez, what is this?

696. Why don't you ring for the nurse?

697. Never you mind.

698. That's their job.

699. I don't need them.

700. My daughter came all the way from Seattle.

701. Oh, Jesus!

702. Hello.

703. She rang for you.

704. I did not.

705. Mrs. soprano.

706. Who are you?

707. Richie... Richie aprile.

708. But, I thought you were dead.

709. No, that was my brother Jackie.

710. Oh, I'm sorry.

711. How did he die, the poor baby?

712. He had cancer.

713. Me, too.

714. Oh, shut that curtain, will you?

715. You know, I was in a private room.

716. My Johnny would roll over in his grave

717. if he saw this.

718. They wheel people in and out, in and out.

719. Oh, go on.

720. So, isn't Parvati supposed to be here?

721. I don't know who that is.

722. Your daughter, Parvati, Janice.

723. Oh, please, don't start with that name business.

724. She did it to shame me.

725. You'll have to have your tea without lemon.

726. Richie.

727. You see the beautiful flowers he brought me?

728. Your father has friends with class.

729. Not like some people.

730. Ma, he's not o ne of dad's friend.

731. He's my friend.

732. He's your boyfriend?

733. Don't you remember me?

734. You used to yell at me for beeping my car horn

735. when I came over to pick up Janice?

736. Pimps beep.

737. You know, some day,

738. ap. Somebody is gonna wash out your mouth with so

739. oh, yeah, who, you?

740. Oh, I wish the lord would take me.

741. Ooh, ma, statazeet,

742. the man's come to visit you.

743. Take it easy.

744. Is that how you talk to your mother?

745. Well, you lay the same trip

746. on everybody who comes in here.

747. Don't you have any shame?

748. Shame, I got plenty of shame.

749. Believe me.

750. You don't want to hear what I'm ashamed of.

751. Go ahead, ma, shoot your best shot.

752. Never you mind.

753. Just remember what we talked about last week.

754. Ma, I'm gonna go to the cafeteria for coffee.

755. Are you coming back?

756. Yes.

757. I bet you're very good to your mother.

758. She'll be better when I get her home.

759. Does that mean you're sticking around Jersey?

760. If I don't, who's gonna take care of her?

761. What about Tony?

762. Long story.

763. You haven't heard what happened?

764. Anthony's one of these people who blames everyone else

765. for anything bad in his life,

766. er. Including his moth

767. Tony, nah.

768. Trust me, nothing' s ever his fault.

769. So, what's with the flowers,

770. Mr. candy stripe?

771. Well, I couldn't come visit her empty- handed.

772. Oh.

773. You weren't in yoga.

774. I'm very busy with my mother.

775. Too busy for dinner?

776. You and I weren't good for each other 20 years ago.

777. What makes you think it's gonna be different now?

778. That's gettin' to the point.

779. Richie, after all I put in to getting to where I am,

780. it'd be ridiculous to decompensate now.

781. I'm so not that person any more.

782. It works both ways.

783. I don't think I'd be interested in the same jan I knew.

784. So, what, you've grown?

785. Well, you tell me.

786. Did you ever think you'd see Richie aprile

787. doing a "downward facing dog"?

788. Can she put any more gook shit in here?

789. It's not that much.

790. Soy milk this, tofu that.

791. I hate a ll that shit.

792. Yeah, me too.

793. Shut up, you said you like the soy milk.

794. I lied, she was taking me to the video store.

795. I'm happy aunt Parvati's gonna stay.

796. Oh, your aunt who doesn't think you get punished enough?

797. That party wasn't my fault,

798. how many fucking Tim es do I have to say it?

799. Hey!

800. Oh!

801. Don't look like you're gonna cry.

802. You made your bed.

803. I need 15 dollars.

804. Excuse me?

805. A Cole Porter cd , it's for madrigals.

806. We're doing three of the songs.

807. You took my card, remember?

808. Re. He

809. what's your problem?

810. Nothing.

811. Thank you, by the way.

812. Janice should be home by now.

813. My sister was halfway out the door.

814. You had to fall for her con?

815. What was she gonna do?

816. Live in a motel which she can't afford?

817. How about she goes back to wherever it was

818. she was hiding for twenty years

819. while I took care of her mother.

820. I thought we weren't supposed to mention

821. grandma in this house.

822. Fine, I'm not gonna argue with you, Tony.

823. If want her to leave,

824. you're gonna have to tell her, 'cause I'm not.

825. It's not Christian.

826. See, the shit works out, she's a Buddhist.

827. Hello?

828. We're in here, par'.

829. I thought it was cruel to pick flowers.

830. Richie brought 'em to ma.

831. They're beautiful.

832. Aren't they?

833. Richie?

834. Richie aprile?

835. Yeah, he went to visit her.

836. You know he always loved ma.

837. I gotta go.

838. You better water'em,

839. I think I hear 'em crying.

840. Jesus Christ!

841. Peter, you're scaring your mother.

842. Leave me the fuck alone.

843. Hey, is that anyway to talk?

844. Tony?

845. Can you pick up the BBC on that thing, or what?

846. NY. No jokes, please, to

847. only family!

848. Ay. Let him st

849. how you doing, pal?

850. You said he wasn't gonna bother me, Tony.

851. Jesus.

852. They said I might not walk.

853. Come on, ma,

854. let's go downstairs for a little while.

855. You gonna let that animal get away with this?

856. I'll let you talk to your friend.

857. Listen, beans, do me a favor.

858. Don't listen to these fuckin' doctors.

859. When it comes to spinal injuries,

860. everything's a mystery to them.

861. Paul has this cousin, got run over by a forklift,

862. broke his back,

863. the guy's dancing tango competitions.

864. Alright, here.

865. Here.

866. I can't do it.

867. ah, ah

868. come on.

869. Thanks.

870. NY. Thanks, to

871. I might not be able to wipe my own ass,

872. you know that?

873. Your nose is as far as I'm willing to go.

874. Listen, beans.

875. You a thousand percent sure

876. it was Richie aprile driving that car?

877. A thousand percent?

878. No, a fuckin ' million percent.

879. Let me tell you something, Tony.

880. He's lucky I ain't no rat fuck.

881. 'Cause the law knows that was no random hit and run.

882. Hey, don't start talking foolish.

883. We're old school, right?

884. We wash our own dirty laundry.

885. Hey, am I right, beans?

886. Yeah, yeah, old school.

887. Okay, good.

888. So, you here to see your ma?

889. I hear she's upstairs.

890. No, I came to see you, you prick.

891. That's okay.

892. Do. Go do what you gotta

893. I thought I told you to back the fuck off beansie.

894. I did, then I put it in drive.

895. Oh, you think this is funny?

896. That guy might never walk again.

897. Did you know that?

898. And for what?

899. Because he didn't Duke you enough?

900. Because he didn't visit you in the can?

901. When's the last time you visited anybody in the can?

902. When was the last time you gave a fuck about anybody

903. but Richie aprile?

904. Now, you remember one thing,

905. and this you better hear.

906. You wanna talk all this old- school bullshit about the rules?

907. Well, here's a rule you might remember.

908. I'm the motherfuckin' fuckin' one who calls the shots.

909. And you better pay me the respect

910. that I gave your brother,

911. or we're gonna have a problem.

912. A bad one.

913. Now, get the fuck out of here!

914. Alright, Tony.

915. Yeah, alright.

916. How you doin'?

917. I'll open it up but you change all the locks.

918. Okay.