1. Three fucking weeks
it takes youCopy !req
2. to put me on
your visitor's list?Copy !req
3. Just be careful.Copy !req
4. These motherless fucks
listen to everything.Copy !req
5. A nephew's
visiting his Uncle...Copy !req
6. Who loves him.Copy !req
7. I got nothing
to say to you.Copy !req
8. So many tragedies
and near tragedies
to those close to you.Copy !req
9. Don't be
so fucking smart.Copy !req
10. Things could have
gone the other way,
my little nephew.Copy !req
11. Yeah, but
they didn't.Copy !req
12. What's all this shit
I'm hearing about your heart?Copy !req
13. This problem
you and me had...Copy !req
14. I want you to know your mother
had nothing to do with it.Copy !req
15. She's dead to me.Copy !req
16. She's a sick woman,
she don't have all her marbles.Copy !req
17. Who the fuck
are you kidding?Copy !req
18. It's killing you
that people are talking...Copy !req
19. That an old woman
made an asshole out of you.Copy !req
20. Not half so bad
as certain rumorsCopy !req
21. floating around
this place about you.Copy !req
22. How Tony soprano likes to
fluff up his mother's pillowCopy !req
23. so she can get
a nice long sleep.Copy !req
24. Who said that?Copy !req
25. You want to make all this
nonsense disappear?Copy !req
26. Make peace with her,Copy !req
27. it'll look like no bad blood,
it'll be good for all of us.Copy !req
28. No fucking way.Copy !req
29. You tell
that fat fuck, bacala,Copy !req
30. tell him to come out
from his mouse hole,
I want to see him tomorrow.Copy !req
31. What for?Copy !req
32. The black man
industrialized the northCopy !req
33. but we're still
fighting for jobs.Copy !req
34. Over 25 joint- fitters
on this work site,Copy !req
35. not a black man
to be found.Copy !req
36. Tell'em, reverend.Copy !req
37. I'll tell you why.Copy !req
38. Black joint- fitters,
like all black artisans,Copy !req
39. have been shut out
of the union.Copy !req
40. Out of work while
their white joint- fitterCopy !req
41. C'mon up here, papa.Copy !req
42. Somebody help
my papa up here.Copy !req
43. This is my papa!Copy !req
44. Fought in world war ii
, the war against tyranny,Copy !req
45. came home to establish
his own tabernacle.Copy !req
46. When he came home,
I said when he came home,Copy !req
47. he had to fight a different
kind of war all over again.Copy !req
48. Talk to them, papa,
talk to the people, papa.Copy !req
49. Since then we have
spilled our blood in Korea,Copy !req
50. Vietnam and Iraq.Copy !req
51. Every time I say,
sweet Jesus,Copy !req
52. let them do right by our boys
when they get back here.Copy !req
53. But somebody forgot
to tell the man.Copy !req
54. Now, you know
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
55. Tell them!Copy !req
56. Yes, I'm gonna
tell them.Copy !req
57. I'm gonna tell them no more
cutting us out.Copy !req
58. No more!Copy !req
59. No more!Copy !req
60. No more!Copy !req
61. No more!Copy !req
62. You hear that,
Mr. masserone brothers'
construction?Copy !req
63. No more!Copy !req
64. Somebody tell me
what we want!Copy !req
65. Jobs!Copy !req
66. When do we
want'em?Copy !req
67. Now!Copy !req
68. Want do we want?Copy !req
69. Jobs!Copy !req
70. Hey, med!Copy !req
71. I'm going to visit
"she who's name
may not be uttered".Copy !req
72. Wanna come?Copy !req
73. Grandma?
You mean like now?Copy !req
74. I'd really like to
but I gotta study my French.Copy !req
75. Stupid verbs.Copy !req
76. No biggie.Copy !req
77. Hey.Copy !req
78. I want
to talk to you.Copy !req
79. What the fuck were you doing
with that real estate sign?Copy !req
80. Oh, yeah, I wanted
to talk to you about that.Copy !req
81. I'm selling ma's house,
you understand, Janice?Copy !req
82. Now put that fucking sign
back in the fucking ground
and that's it!Copy !req
83. End of discussion,
period!Copy !req
84. You're so
left- brain.Copy !req
85. Whether the sign's
there or notCopy !req
86. the house is still
for sale, the agent
still has the listing.Copy !req
87. Then what was the sign doing
in the back seat of your car?Copy !req
88. Don't try
to deny it!Copy !req
89. Because I'm trying
to save a little money,
is that alright?Copy !req
90. Do you remember
Cathy fiola?Copy !req
91. She was in my class
at sacred heart
with the birthmark.Copy !req
92. What about her?Copy !req
93. She's in
real estate now.Copy !req
94. She said she'd only charge
a three percent commission.Copy !req
95. That's half, Tony,
thousands of dollars.Copy !req
96. It may not mean
anything to you, but
maybe ma could use it.Copy !req
97. Yeah?
Fuck her.Copy !req
98. And next time
you disappear for a week,Copy !req
99. take that piece of shit and
park it in the fucking street!Copy !req
100. This isn't
a fucking hotel!Copy !req
101. We're out of cran- apple,
Mrs. s. , is plain apple okay?Copy !req
102. Oh, sure, dear.Copy !req
103. Oh, honey?Copy !req
104. Do you suppose you could get me
some strawberry ice cream?Copy !req
105. They can't expect me
to eat this tapioca.Copy !req
106. I'll see
what I can do.Copy !req
107. She cracks me up.Copy !req
108. Well, I can't
believe it.Copy !req
109. It's my daughter
from California.Copy !req
110. It's Seattle, ma.Copy !req
111. Would you like
some of my tapioca?Copy !req
112. Good morning.Copy !req
113. Oh, you reek
of cigarettes.Copy !req
114. Look at you.Copy !req
115. All dressed,
out of bed.Copy !req
116. You see my hand?Copy !req
117. It's all
black and blueCopy !req
118. from where they
stuck in the needle.Copy !req
119. That's how
you get better.Copy !req
120. You don't care.Copy !req
121. You weren't here
five minutes.Copy !req
122. I had to go to
the city for a few days.Copy !req
123. I'm pitching
my self- help video.Copy !req
124. "Lady kerouac",Copy !req
125. or "packing for the highway to a woman's self- esteem."Copy !req
126. You could never
stand it here.Copy !req
127. You could never
stand yourselfCopy !req
128. and that's
why you ran away.Copy !req
129. Let's not go there
today, ma.Copy !req
130. You think it was
easy for me?Copy !req
131. You don't know the kind of
man your father was!Copy !req
132. What do you mean?Copy !req
133. Nobody knows!Copy !req
134. Nobody knows
what I went through.Copy !req
135. What about daddy?Copy !req
136. One thing
I could tell you,Copy !req
137. it would kill him
to see me now.Copy !req
138. Here's your ice cream, Mrs. s,
then we can take our walk.Copy !req
139. Leave me alone,
please.Copy !req
140. Open the window
and just push me out.Copy !req
141. I can't
take this anymore.Copy !req
142. Mrs. soprano, what's wrong,
what happened?Copy !req
143. She just
started crying.Copy !req
144. You, I know
why you're here.Copy !req
145. You don't fool me
for a second.Copy !req
146. You're here because
you want to take my house.Copy !req
147. Ma!Copy !req
148. You don't know what goes
through this mind of mine.Copy !req
149. That's for
fucking sure!Copy !req
150. Someday I hope you have
children of your ownCopy !req
151. and they treat you
like this.Copy !req
152. I gave my life to my children
on a silver platter.Copy !req
153. This is bullshit.Copy !req
154. Talk to me.Copy !req
155. These fucking activists,
they're killing me.Copy !req
156. They're picketing
my place 24- 7.Copy !req
157. Three days
I'm down already.Copy !req
158. Who?Copy !req
159. This hard- on,
rev. Herman James Jr.Copy !req
160. He's an old song,Copy !req
161. not enough minorities
doing the joint fitting.Copy !req
162. You were told
the joint- fitters unionCopy !req
163. is under my Uncle's
jurisdiction.Copy !req
164. I know.Copy !req
165. But if you could pave the way
for me to talk to your Uncle,Copy !req
166. so he could maybe
send some guys downCopy !req
167. and make it uncomfortable
for these people.Copy !req
168. Like you did with
your unions before.Copy !req
169. It's gonna
cost you.Copy !req
170. Besides what you're
already raping meCopy !req
171. for those no- show
electrician jobs?Copy !req
172. You're not such
a fucking citizenCopy !req
173. when you want a construction
bid to go your way.Copy !req
174. Take it easy.Copy !req
175. I'll see
what I can do.Copy !req
176. Meantime,
call animal control.Copy !req
177. Watch you don't
get followed meeting me.Copy !req
178. You're late.Copy !req
179. Bobby baccalieri,
the last man standing.Copy !req
180. I don't want to
say nothing, Tony.Copy !req
181. You don't want to get
yourself in trouble.Copy !req
182. A lot of funerals in
your corner of the world,
huh, Bobby?Copy !req
183. What'd you have to do,
refinance your house?Copy !req
184. Don't look at the floor,
Bobby, look at me.Copy !req
185. I want you to talk
to that bald cocksuckerCopy !req
186. who calls himself
my father's brother.Copy !req
187. Tell him I'm gonna let him
keep on earning.Copy !req
188. Subsistence level.Copy !req
189. He'll be able to pay
his defense lawyers.Copy !req
190. Let me say for him,Copy !req
191. thank you.Copy !req
192. You're gonna hear
some high- end shit.Copy !req
193. And "a", I hope
you could understand it,Copy !req
194. and "b", I hope you keep it
between this room and junior.Copy !req
195. Because if you don't,
I promise you,Copy !req
196. they're gonna find
pieces of you in
eight different dumpsters.Copy !req
197. I inherited junior.Copy !req
198. I don't think you got reason
to talk to me this way.Copy !req
199. I always liked you.Copy !req
200. Bullshit.Copy !req
201. But we'll assume
you do now.Copy !req
202. You tell my Uncle that
he gets to keep five percent,Copy !req
203. five percent of his shy,
his sports betting,Copy !req
204. same with the coke.Copy !req
205. The joint- fitters union,
it's all his, okay?Copy !req
206. Bobby, listen,
this is very important.Copy !req
207. He also gets
to keep his stripes.Copy !req
208. As far as the feds
are concerned,Copy !req
209. they got the boss
of the family in jail,
awaiting trial,Copy !req
210. and if they hear different,
it creates confusion.Copy !req
211. Got it.Copy !req
212. As far as the rest of
everything that junior owned,Copy !req
213. it's now mine.Copy !req
214. I'll get this to him, Tony.Copy !req
215. That's it.Copy !req
216. "To the Victor,
belongs the spoils."Copy !req
217. Why don't you get
the fuck out of hereCopy !req
218. before I shove
your quotations book
up your fat fucking ass!Copy !req
219. Mr. bompensiero?Copy !req
220. Is your wife here
to drive you home?Copy !req
221. Skip.Copy !req
222. Skip?Copy !req
223. How we feeling?Copy !req
224. Fucking great.Copy !req
225. He's gonna be out of it
for another hour or so.Copy !req
226. The injection
went great.Copy !req
227. You'll feel the difference in
your back in a couple of days.Copy !req
228. Buzz me when he feels
ready to leave.Copy !req
229. Yeah, we'll
buzz you, honey.Copy !req
230. Bzz, bzz...Copy !req
231. My back don't feel
one iota different.Copy !req
232. Doctor said it'll take
a couple days for
the steroids to kick in.Copy !req
233. I gotta get
my jacuzzi.Copy !req
234. Too much stress
in your life, sal.Copy !req
235. Tony doesn't know
you're back yet, does he?Copy !req
236. Jesus Christ, no,
I didn't go see him yet.Copy !req
237. You guys
are all alike.Copy !req
238. We've seen guys
drag their dicks before,Copy !req
239. take advantage of
the government's generosity,Copy !req
240. playing both ends
against the middle.Copy !req
241. Will you give me
a window over here?Copy !req
242. Tony already thinks
maybe I flipped.Copy !req
243. I gotta
be careful.Copy !req
244. Jimmy altieri
ate the pill for you.Copy !req
245. Any suspicion about being an informantCopy !req
246. went to the grave
with Jimmy altieri.Copy !req
247. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
248. I know Tony 30 years,
now this?Copy !req
249. Spare me, okay?Copy !req
250. You've been on our tit
since'98.Copy !req
251. Fucking chauffeur service
to and from the doctor,Copy !req
252. that we had
to find for you.Copy !req
253. If we're gonna let you
back on the streets and earn,Copy !req
254. we want results.Copy !req
255. The fuck tried to
suffocate his own mother!Copy !req
256. She's a disgrace.Copy !req
257. His own Uncle
wanted him whacked.Copy !req
258. You said so for yourself,
he's been shitting
on you for years.Copy !req
259. I know
what I said.Copy !req
260. Plus he's been crying
to a shrink twice a week.Copy !req
261. You don't
owe this man dick.Copy !req
262. Don't sit there
and tell meCopy !req
263. you're gonna take a bullet
for some yuppieCopy !req
264. who thinks
you're his errand boy.Copy !req
265. Your honor,Copy !req
266. this man should not be
removed from custody
for medical reasons.Copy !req
267. Every time we get one
of these elder mafiosos
incarcerated,Copy !req
268. we get the same
bag of tricks.Copy !req
269. Your honor,
I take offenseCopy !req
270. to the characterization
of my client as a mafioso.Copy !req
271. Mr. soprano has not been
found guilty of anything.Copy !req
272. He's awaiting trial
for alleged offenses.Copy !req
273. Noted.Copy !req
274. With all due respect to
the state's medical facilities,Copy !req
275. in his condition,
Mr. soprano has every rightCopy !req
276. to pursue the best
possible medical care
that he can afford.Copy !req
277. Mr. soprano is suffering
from a very benign illness,Copy !req
278. a few clogged arteries,
your honor.Copy !req
279. I'm leaning towards releasing
this man from lock- upCopy !req
280. unless you can demonstrate
a serious flight risk.Copy !req
281. Mr. soprano,
if I approve thisCopy !req
282. you will be under
what is called "house arrest".Copy !req
283. Do you understand
this concept?Copy !req
284. Not really.Copy !req
285. It means that you must remain
in your primary residenceCopy !req
286. and cannot leave,Copy !req
287. except for
doctor's appointments,
food shopping.Copy !req
288. Your honor,Copy !req
289. the government asks for
an electronic bracelet.Copy !req
290. Your honor, while we certainly
agree to house arrest,Copy !req
291. we are asking that Mr. soprano
not be further persecutedCopy !req
292. for yet to be
proven allegations.Copy !req
293. He shows no prior arrest
since 1968.Copy !req
294. He pays his taxes,Copy !req
295. and he's a veteran
of the second world war.Copy !req
296. Mr. soprano,
do you have any problemCopy !req
297. with wearing
an electronic bracelet?Copy !req
298. It sounds like
Nazi Germany to me.Copy !req
299. Obviously, you need
a history lesson, sir.Copy !req
300. I don't think that we—
you and I,Copy !req
301. should let our shared
sorrow or biases
enter into this, judge.Copy !req
302. He's wearing
a bracelet...Copy !req
303. To avoid any risk
of flight.Copy !req
304. Who are you?Copy !req
305. Jesus Christ, you scared
the shit out of me.Copy !req
306. Jesus ain't got
nothing to do with it.Copy !req
307. Now what do you
want here?Copy !req
308. Looking for your son,
is he around?Copy !req
309. You a friend?Copy !req
310. Is he around?Copy !req
311. He'll be
back here soon.Copy !req
312. Well, c'mon in.Copy !req
313. You were a good- looking
guy back then.Copy !req
314. Still am.Copy !req
315. Still got the same teeth
as in that picture.Copy !req
316. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
317. Go on and laugh.Copy !req
318. Picture was taken
57 years ago.Copy !req
319. So that makes you...?Copy !req
320. Old.Copy !req
321. C'mon,
how old are you?Copy !req
322. 75.Copy !req
323. Add eight more
and you got it.Copy !req
324. 83, get the fuck
out of here.Copy !req
325. What do you want
with my son?Copy !req
326. Got a little business
I gotta discuss with him.Copy !req
327. If you say so.Copy !req
328. So, you're 28 years old
when world war ii starts.Copy !req
329. That's a little long
in the tooth, isn't it?Copy !req
330. '43, they was
taking everyone,Copy !req
331. no matter how old
or how ugly.Copy !req
332. Even took this
fat boy I knew.Copy !req
333. He was already 34.Copy !req
334. Wasn't no good to nobody,
except he could cook.Copy !req
335. I swear he was more dangerous
with that stoveCopy !req
336. than he was
with that rifle.Copy !req
337. You ever watch
the history channel?Copy !req
338. Television?Copy !req
339. No, this is
the history channel.Copy !req
340. I think
you'd like it.Copy !req
341. They even do a lot of
that Bible shit.Copy !req
342. Only shit in the Bible
came out of pharaoh's assCopy !req
343. when Moses
parted the red sea.Copy !req
344. Parted the red sea,
praise his name.Copy !req
345. Never underestimate a man's
determination to be free.Copy !req
346. Um...Copy !req
347. I'll catch up with your son
another time.Copy !req
348. You break that,
you're paying for it.Copy !req
349. If I'd have known you
were gonna get out so fast
with this medical shitCopy !req
350. I never would've talked
to that calzone with legs.Copy !req
351. He gave me
the message.Copy !req
352. Don't fucking pout.Copy !req
353. Be grateful
I'm letting you earn.Copy !req
354. What's on your mind?Copy !req
355. How'd you swing this?Copy !req
356. This Dr. schreck,
he's monty schreck's kid.Copy !req
357. Monty, the bookie's son?
He's a cardiologist.Copy !req
358. That's not bad.Copy !req
359. Law says feds can't
bug your doctor's office.Copy !req
360. Let's me use this place
whenever I need toCopy !req
361. to conduct business.Copy !req
362. So, you heard about
masserone construction?Copy !req
363. Bacala is
taking care of it.Copy !req
364. The joint- fitters
know he speaks for me.Copy !req
365. It's gotta go
60- 40, my way.Copy !req
366. Did you do
what I asked?Copy !req
367. What did you
ask me to do?Copy !req
368. You know,
make peace.Copy !req
369. You listen...Copy !req
370. That's enough with that shit,
that woman is dead to me.Copy !req
371. You let it go!Copy !req
372. Why the fuck should I
? She's my brother's wife.Copy !req
373. She doesn't realize
what she says half the time.Copy !req
374. Let's put our cards
on the table here.Copy !req
375. I heard your radio debut
on those tapes the feds
made at green grove.Copy !req
376. So she doesn't know what
she's saying half the time.Copy !req
377. Which half
did you listen to?Copy !req
378. The half that doesn't
make any sense,Copy !req
379. or the half that
we both know played you
like a fucking child?Copy !req
380. Nobody played me.Copy !req
381. She didn't know that she was
setting you up to get popped.Copy !req
382. That's right.Copy !req
383. Your Uncle isn't
as dumb as you think.Copy !req
384. You and that
miserable fuck, altieri.Copy !req
385. That rat bastard,
all of my capos,Copy !req
386. meeting behind my back.Copy !req
387. Let sleeping dogs
lie, okay?Copy !req
388. I have my reasons.Copy !req
389. I'll tell you one dog
you left still barking,Copy !req
390. that fucking
Freddie capuano.Copy !req
391. That motherless money- grubbing
little son- of- a- bitch—Copy !req
392. the guy who owns green grove
retirement community?Copy !req
393. He's like
an old fucking lady!Copy !req
394. He's been going around
telling soprano businessCopy !req
395. to anybody
who'll listen!Copy !req
396. He's the one that's been
saying that shitCopy !req
397. about you trying
to whack your mother.Copy !req
398. Even implied
that me and her...Copy !req
399. That hairpiece
motherfucker.Copy !req
400. Did everybody take a vow
of silence or something?Copy !req
401. Nobody's got
anything to report?Copy !req
402. I gotta write a report
on DNA for biology.Copy !req
403. Isn't that
interesting?Copy !req
404. I just saw
on "inside edition"Copy !req
405. how there will be
no more unknown soldiersCopy !req
406. because of
DNA now.Copy !req
407. They will be able to
identify every single
casualty of combat.Copy !req
408. Pass me more of that
macaroni and cheese.Copy !req
409. You know, Tony,Copy !req
410. I know you don't like
to talk about her, but...Copy !req
411. That woman
is impossible.Copy !req
412. She's a complete narcissist,
I mean,"me, me, me".Copy !req
413. Really kudos.Copy !req
414. You are a Saint.Copy !req
415. You were right the first time,
I don't want to talk about it.Copy !req
416. You talking
about grandma?Copy !req
417. She pushes those buttons,
she's a big baby.Copy !req
418. You know?Copy !req
419. Excusez- moi.Copy !req
420. Tony.Copy !req
421. This is my house.Copy !req
422. How many times
I gotta say it?Copy !req
423. Thank you,
il duce.Copy !req
424. You got
something to say?Copy !req
425. The little girl who's
about to get her licenseCopy !req
426. might want to use one of
those cars in drivewayCopy !req
427. in the next
hundred years.Copy !req
428. It's my fault, med.Copy !req
429. I wasn't sensitive
to his feelings.Copy !req
430. Thank you.Copy !req
431. You see that?Copy !req
432. You see how
easy that was?Copy !req
433. So, Mr. delegated
power of attorney,Copy !req
434. have you given it
any thought?Copy !req
435. Can my girlfriend
have the listing?Copy !req
436. You know,
of the house?Copy !req
437. As long
as it gets sold,Copy !req
438. I don't give a fuck
who lists it.Copy !req
439. Hey, what did one prick
say to the other prick?Copy !req
440. You see that?Copy !req
441. See what happens with you
cursing at the dinner table?Copy !req
442. Thanks for this,
aunt par,Copy !req
443. it's hard to find people
over 25 to drive with.Copy !req
444. Just don't let them know
you drove me to buy some pot,Copy !req
445. which should
be legal.Copy !req
446. It's the only things
that works for these hands.Copy !req
447. Med, wasn't that
a stop sign?Copy !req
448. I just hate the way
he thinks he can talk to you.Copy !req
449. It's so obnoxious.Copy !req
450. He's insecure.Copy !req
451. He's afraid
to leave New JerseyCopy !req
452. and he's threatened
by anybody who's broken free.Copy !req
453. He's too pathetic.Copy !req
454. How about grandma
in that rehab center?Copy !req
455. I know, I'm dying
to go over and see her,Copy !req
456. but I've had
so much homework,Copy !req
457. plus all this community service
you have to doCopy !req
458. to even think about getting
into a decent college.Copy !req
459. I bring food
to homeless shelters.Copy !req
460. You know grandma
pretty well,
don't you?Copy !req
461. I guess.Copy !req
462. What is she into?Copy !req
463. I don't know,
negativity?Copy !req
464. Seriously,Copy !req
465. there must be something
that gives her pleasure.Copy !req
466. Isn't there anything
she likes doing?Copy !req
467. My dad used to try and find her
these old records,Copy !req
468. these sisters.Copy !req
469. Oh, the de Castro sisters,
right.Copy !req
470. The Andrews sisters
would have been too easy.Copy !req
471. He used to bring her
that Mario lasagna guy.Copy !req
472. Oh, yuck,
I hated that shit.Copy !req
473. Your glasses
will be ready on Thursday.Copy !req
474. Thursday,
that's good.Copy !req
475. Did you see me
on TV?Copy !req
476. You were on TV?Copy !req
477. What show?Copy !req
478. The evening news.Copy !req
479. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
480. What about it?Copy !req
481. How'd I look?
Be honest.Copy !req
482. You looked, you know,
like you.Copy !req
483. You looked good.Copy !req
484. I didn't like
the way I looked.Copy !req
485. Maybe I should get new frames,
what do you think?Copy !req
486. What's wrong
with them?Copy !req
487. How much those frames
set you back?Copy !req
488. Insurance pays,
I never see the bill.Copy !req
489. Nice country.Copy !req
490. I got cataracts.Copy !req
491. My father told me,
"never get old."Copy !req
492. I should have
listened to him.Copy !req
493. Yeah.Copy !req
494. A chinaman goes
to see the eye doctor,Copy !req
495. after the exam
the doctor says,Copy !req
496. "I know why
you're having trouble."Copy !req
497. Chinaman says,
"why?"Copy !req
498. Doctor says,
"you have a cataract."Copy !req
499. Chinaman says,"no,
I have a Lincoln continental."Copy !req
500. You don't
get it?Copy !req
501. I get it,
he drives a Lincoln.Copy !req
502. What?Copy !req
503. Excuse me,
where's the men's room?Copy !req
504. Through the doors
to the left.Copy !req
505. You're awake.Copy !req
506. What—
what is that?Copy !req
507. That music?Copy !req
508. "Non ti scordar di me."Copy !req
509. Pavarotti.Copy !req
510. Did you bring it?Copy !req
511. I never forgot how much
you liked a good tenor.Copy !req
512. Remember when we saw
Mario lanza on TV?Copy !req
513. You and me and daddy
on the sofa,Copy !req
514. watching ed Sullivan.Copy !req
515. I don't think we ever
missed a Sunday.Copy !req
516. Oh, my God
, my children.Copy !req
517. Music hath charms, ma.Copy !req
518. Thank God, huh?Copy !req
519. I think it's time for you
to start to seriously
consider salads.Copy !req
520. What do you mean?Copy !req
521. What do I mean.Copy !req
522. Get off my car before
you flip it over,
you fat fuck.Copy !req
523. Junior wants
to know when.Copy !req
524. Tomorrow morning.Copy !req
525. We're short a couple of guys,
so make sure you're there.Copy !req
526. Consider it exercise.Copy !req
527. "Fat fuck."Copy !req
528. Why don't you look
in the mirror some time,Copy !req
529. you insensitive
cocksucker.Copy !req
530. Tony,
we're sitting down!Copy !req
531. Ma, DNA,
it's invisible, right?Copy !req
532. But guess how many nucleotides
are in each strand.Copy !req
533. Just tell her.Copy !req
534. A hundred million.Copy !req
535. Wow,
that's amazing.Copy !req
536. She knows
what time we eat.Copy !req
537. I don't want you
setting a place for her
if she's not here.Copy !req
538. Anthony Jr. ,
want to do the honors?Copy !req
539. Bless us our lord
on thy gifts
we're about to receive...Copy !req
540. Hello!Copy !req
541. You guys started
without me.Copy !req
542. Good, great.Copy !req
543. Bless us
our lord, amen.Copy !req
544. Janice, you know
what time we eat.Copy !req
545. If you're gonna be late, call,
or you're not gonna eat.Copy !req
546. Don't send me
to bed hungry, daddy.Copy !req
547. Everybody, guess who passed
her driving test today?Copy !req
548. She learned
from the best.Copy !req
549. Go, girl!Copy !req
550. I had to parallel park
behind this vanCopy !req
551. and I was so nervous.Copy !req
552. The guy was a
real dork with a
clipboard and everything.Copy !req
553. Oh, wow,
fascist martinet.Copy !req
554. Salsice, Janice?Copy !req
555. Oh, I forgot,
you don't eat pork...Copy !req
556. No.Copy !req
557. in that way.Copy !req
558. Oh, I get it.Copy !req
559. There's nothing to get,
she's a vegetarian.Copy !req
560. I missed the fireflies
out west.Copy !req
561. That's why
I moved out here.Copy !req
562. Little bit
of nature.Copy !req
563. When you were
in Seattle,Copy !req
564. you ever drive
by Jimmy hendrix's house?Copy !req
565. Mm- mmm.Copy !req
566. You know, Tony,Copy !req
567. I know it's not your
favorite subject, but...Copy !req
568. We had some really great news
about ma at the hospital today.Copy !req
569. Her rehab therapist says
she's making tremendous stridesCopy !req
570. and it's not gonna
be long before
they release her.Copy !req
571. How can she make
tremendous stridesCopy !req
572. when there's nothing
wrong with her
in the first place?Copy !req
573. It's called
face- saving therapy.Copy !req
574. The patient has to believe
that they're getting therapy.Copy !req
575. Believe me, medicare's
not gonna pay for itCopy !req
576. if it's not
as necessary as real,
would they?Copy !req
577. And the taxpayer
foots the bill.Copy !req
578. It's not
much longer now.Copy !req
579. But she's gonna
need a place to stay.Copy !req
580. She's out
on the street.Copy !req
581. Tony, it is
her house.Copy !req
582. Dead people
don't have houses.Copy !req
583. Daddy bought
that house.Copy !req
584. Tell you what...Copy !req
585. Take her back
to green grove.Copy !req
586. What,
the nursing home?Copy !req
587. It's a
retirement community.Copy !req
588. You know I don't have
that kind of money.Copy !req
589. Fuck you.Copy !req
590. You should've seen the look
on that blimp's faceCopy !req
591. when I told him
he had to be here today.Copy !req
592. Bacala's always
been a lazy bastard.Copy !req
593. You can't get nobody
good anymore.Copy !req
594. They're either
on fucking drugsCopy !req
595. or compromised
with the law,Copy !req
596. or they're young and
don't listen to orders.Copy !req
597. Please.Copy !req
598. It's all
"me, me, me".Copy !req
599. I hope you don't feel
that way about me, Tony.Copy !req
600. It's just this back.Copy !req
601. You done plenty.Copy !req
602. You paid your dues.Copy !req
603. That's
Tony soprano.Copy !req
604. What the fuck?Copy !req
605. Hey, Tony!Copy !req
606. This is what I'm talking about,
motherfucker.Copy !req
607. Am I supposed to be seen here,
you fucking idiots?Copy !req
608. Now we look
like jerkoffs.Copy !req
609. Get out of
the way!Copy !req
610. When do
we want'em?Copy !req
611. We want to talk
to your foreman.Copy !req
612. You want to talk
to the foreskin?Copy !req
613. You a wise- ass
motherfucker.Copy !req
614. Keep your mother
off the streets
and I won't fuck her.Copy !req
615. Justice...Copy !req
616. Motherfucker,
c'mon?Copy !req
617. Hi, ma.Copy !req
618. Oh, Nicholas antonelli.Copy !req
619. Dead at age 73,
of heart failure.Copy !req
620. Mmm...
So, ma...Copy !req
621. You're gonna be
getting out of here soon.Copy !req
622. Want to go home?Copy !req
623. Home?Copy !req
624. Back to the house?Copy !req
625. My house?Copy !req
626. Uh- huh.Copy !req
627. No, I don't think so,
I'll go back to
the other place.Copy !req
628. To the nursing home?Copy !req
629. That's for people
who don't have anybody
to look after them.Copy !req
630. Oh, it's
not that bad.Copy !req
631. And they give you
fresh towels every day.Copy !req
632. Barbara said
you hated it.Copy !req
633. It's too much
trouble.Copy !req
634. No, ma, you can't
go back there.Copy !req
635. Why not?Copy !req
636. Because.Copy !req
637. Because,
it's dangerous there.Copy !req
638. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
639. The owner...
Is missing.Copy !req
640. Mr. capuano?Copy !req
641. They suspect
foul play.Copy !req
642. Yeah.Copy !req
643. Ma.Copy !req
644. Ma, you okay?Copy !req
645. Nurse!Copy !req
646. It's my mother.Copy !req
647. What is it?Copy !req
648. What's the matter?Copy !req
649. Are you okay,
Mrs. soprano?Copy !req
650. Oh.Copy !req
651. Take a deep breath.Copy !req
652. Breathe.Copy !req
653. Why do they make
cookies that way?Copy !req
654. You scared me, ma.Copy !req
655. Would you just stop it,
stop it!Copy !req
656. Just give me a minute,
go, go, stop hovering.Copy !req
657. Perhaps this is a good time
to talk about this.Copy !req
658. There's no emergency provision
for your mother on file.Copy !req
659. I tried to talk
to her about a dnrCopy !req
660. and she got
very agitated.Copy !req
661. Dnr?Copy !req
662. "Do not resuscitate."Copy !req
663. It's to save the family
a lot of anguish and decisionsCopy !req
664. at a difficult time,Copy !req
665. when there is
no quality of life.Copy !req
666. Janice, where are
my glasses?Copy !req
667. I can't find the tissues,
Janice!Copy !req
668. I'm sorry, Tony,Copy !req
669. but the hospital is gonna
need a decision on this.Copy !req
670. Auxiliary "b",
what the fuck?Copy !req
671. It you're gonna have
power of attorney, Tony,Copy !req
672. you're gonna have to
act like one.Copy !req
673. Who gives a fuck,
dnr, no dnr?Copy !req
674. Yeah, okay, great,Copy !req
675. so then what happens
when she goes into a comaCopy !req
676. and they have to keep her alive
with tubes and machines,Copy !req
677. because you won't
sign the dnr?Copy !req
678. What?Copy !req
679. When she becomes
a vegetableCopy !req
680. she's not gonna
give a fuck about anything!Copy !req
681. To deprive your mother
of a place of live.Copy !req
682. To deprive me my chance
to make peace with my mother.Copy !req
683. You know what,
Janice?Copy !req
684. Take her,
you can have her.Copy !req
685. The two of you in that house,
you deserve each other.Copy !req
686. It'd be worth it
just to watch.Copy !req
687. It'll be like,
"whatever happened to
baby Janice over there."Copy !req
688. I'll give you
your fucking dnr!Copy !req
689. Mom, I can't
find the keys.Copy !req
690. Keys to what,
to the car?Copy !req
691. You got
a driver's license,Copy !req
692. not a license to g
o carousing around
on a school night.Copy !req
693. Mother, I was going to take
Anthony to visit grandma.Copy !req
694. You said
we can visit her.Copy !req
695. If you want
to drive us, fine.Copy !req
696. Now you want to
visit grandma?Copy !req
697. Can we mom?Copy !req
698. No funny business.Copy !req
699. You go to
the hospital and back.Copy !req
700. The level of trust
in this family,Copy !req
701. check the mileage
if you want to.Copy !req
702. God.Copy !req
703. You go ahead,
I'll come down later.Copy !req
704. Why, where are
you going?Copy !req
705. Hunter's back in
"eating disorders"
upstairs.Copy !req
706. No, that's not fair.Copy !req
707. I'm just gonna
say hello.Copy !req
708. I'm telling.Copy !req
709. I was gonna let you
drive in the IBM
parking lot this Sunday.Copy !req
710. Look who's here!Copy !req
711. Anthony,
come over here.Copy !req
712. Give your
grandma a kiss.Copy !req
713. Oh...Copy !req
714. Ah...Copy !req
715. I thought
you were Janice.Copy !req
716. She comes over everyday
to play pinochle with me.Copy !req
717. Daughters take better care
of their mothers, that's why.Copy !req
718. She's home,
I think.Copy !req
719. You didn't ride over here
on your bicycle in the dark?Copy !req
720. No, meadow
drove me.Copy !req
721. Meadow?
Well, where is she?Copy !req
722. I don't know.Copy !req
723. She's another one.Copy !req
724. They don't care
what happens to you, Johnny.Copy !req
725. They stick you
away somewhereCopy !req
726. and they forget
you ever existed.Copy !req
727. I guess.Copy !req
728. Have a torrone.Copy !req
729. No, I don't like
those Italian candies.Copy !req
730. Go ahead,
take one.Copy !req
731. He's not even
washing his hands.Copy !req
732. You know the thing about
Louisiana food,Copy !req
733. is that it's not really spicy,
it's just well- seasoned.Copy !req
734. Don't we season
everything down there?Copy !req
735. Absolutely.Copy !req
736. So what we're
gonna do is I got a
little cayenne pepper...Copy !req
737. Grandma, what's dnr?Copy !req
738. Who?Copy !req
739. Dnr, it's initials,Copy !req
740. like, I had to do
this report on DNA,Copy !req
741. but I heard dad and
aunt Parvati talking
about your dnr.Copy !req
742. So, is that
like similar?Copy !req
743. Aunt?
You mean, Janice?Copy !req
744. Janice? They were
talking about me?Copy !req
745. About your dnr.Copy !req
746. 'Cause that's what's confusing,Copy !req
747. like, DNA,
everybody's got that.Copy !req
748. She thinks
I should have a dnr?Copy !req
749. Or that dad should
give it to you or something.Copy !req
750. Because what if you went
into a coma or something?Copy !req
751. But DNA doesn't
prevent coma's,
does it?Copy !req
752. I don't know, I gotta
do this report by Monday.Copy !req
753. Very good, livia,
that's perfect.Copy !req
754. I know my alphabet.Copy !req
755. Guess what, ma?Copy !req
756. I got great news.Copy !req
757. Tony's not gonna
sell the house.Copy !req
758. When you get released,
we're gonna take you back home.Copy !req
759. Really?Copy !req
760. Yeah.Copy !req
761. And I'm gonna
live with you.Copy !req
762. Why?Copy !req
763. So you cannot
resuscitate me?Copy !req
764. So I can what?Copy !req
765. Oh, I seen that movie
with Richard widmark.Copy !req
766. Movie, ma?Copy !req
767. Oh, Mrs. soprano.Copy !req
768. No, take this one.Copy !req
769. She gets her ballet shoes,
she sells themCopy !req
770. and she takes the money
to Newark,Copy !req
771. and she buys
amphetamines.Copy !req
772. She was
a child then.Copy !req
773. I think you should go
live with your daughter,
Mrs. soprano.Copy !req
774. I think I'm gonna leave
all my money to you, honey.Copy !req
775. What are you
talking about, money?Copy !req
776. I've gotta catch up
on some charts.Copy !req
777. Janice, what'd
I tell you last week?Copy !req
778. Where'd
I put my money?Copy !req
779. You know,
this is very important.Copy !req
780. I must have
put it somewhere.Copy !req
781. Oh, c'mon, settimia.Copy !req
782. No, you don't
fool me.Copy !req
783. I know what
you're thinking about.Copy !req
784. My name's Janice.Copy !req
785. Janice, ma.Copy !req
786. You named me.Copy !req
787. It's something else
you threw away of mine.Copy !req
788. Are you sure?Copy !req
789. I didn't tell you
where I put that money?Copy !req
790. Let's not
worry about that.Copy !req
791. Let's just
get you betterCopy !req
792. so you can go homeCopy !req
793. and I can take
good care of you.Copy !req
794. And if it's there...Copy !req
795. We'll find it.Copy !req
796. Your sister's cunt!Copy !req
797. That was wonderful, reverend,
thank you.Copy !req
798. Now you call us
if you need anything.Copy !req
799. Thank you.Copy !req
800. Goodnight.Copy !req
801. What's all this?Copy !req
802. My father'
s passed away.Copy !req
803. I was just
talking to him.Copy !req
804. He lived well.Copy !req
805. God blessed hi
m with longevity.Copy !req
806. What are you gonna do?
We all will have our time.Copy !req
807. My father didn't know about
our business arrangement.Copy !req
808. He wouldn't
have approved.Copy !req
809. Yeah, I got
that feeling.Copy !req
810. Your moms and pop
still here?Copy !req
811. My old man's
been gone for years.Copy !req
812. Moms?Copy !req
813. She still around,
she's too miserable to die.Copy !req
814. Their generation's
almost all gone.Copy !req
815. When the
last one goes,Copy !req
816. we become the old folk
s at the family functions.Copy !req
817. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
818. We're still fucking kids,
for crying out loud.Copy !req
819. Don't you
believe it, Tony.Copy !req
820. When the last one dies,
it signals the beginning
of the last stretch for us.Copy !req
821. Don't get me wrong,
I'm not looking to go
no time soon,Copy !req
822. it's just...Copy !req
823. Just feels funny now
being... An elder.Copy !req
824. This is your end of
the demonstration bust- up.Copy !req
825. Your guys went
a little too far.Copy !req
826. Rasheen Taylor
almost lost an eye.Copy !req
827. How'd you do
overall?Copy !req
828. Masserone gave me
five no- shows.Copy !req
829. We whack it up
two and a half each.Copy !req
830. Three- two.Copy !req
831. I should be looking for
three- two my way.Copy !req
832. I got to kick upstairs
to Uncle junior.Copy !req
833. Two and a half each.Copy !req
834. All your guys
are in on this shit.Copy !req
835. These protesters find out
I'm lining my pockets
with their blood,Copy !req
836. it's me
they're crying for.Copy !req
837. Hell, no,
three- two.Copy !req
838. I'll think about it.Copy !req
839. What'd you hear about
the public school
asbestos removal projectCopy !req
840. over in kearney?Copy !req
841. Just waiting to see
who gets the bid.Copy !req
842. Alright.Copy !req
843. Hey, rev...Copy !req
844. Sorry about
your old man.Copy !req
845. Hello.Copy !req
846. He did?Copy !req
847. Where is
he now?Copy !req
848. Hello?Copy !req
849. Oh, you're home.Copy !req
850. How dare
you call here.Copy !req
851. I called now on purpose.Copy !req
852. Because I know
Johnny's at work.Copy !req
853. Anthony, your son,
Anthony.Copy !req
854. He harbors resentment
against meCopy !req
855. and to this day
I don't know what I did.Copy !req
856. I'm hanging up.Copy !req
857. I just want
you to knowCopy !req
858. what pennies I have,
I leave to the children.Copy !req
859. Your children
and Barbara's children.Copy !req
860. I raised three children
of my own.Copy !req
861. I did a pretty
good job on two.Copy !req
862. They are all unhappy.Copy !req
863. Sure, you listen
to that Janice.Copy !req
864. Be very careful,Copy !req
865. because she's a real
snake in the grass.Copy !req
866. She has no work ethic,
why is that?Copy !req
867. If anything
happens to me...Copy !req
868. Hello?Copy !req
869. Hello?Copy !req
870. Oh.Copy !req
871. Where is he?Copy !req
872. Did you
call an ambulance?Copy !req
873. I don't need
no fucking ambulance.Copy !req
874. See?Copy !req
875. Oh, yeah, sure,
look at you.Copy !req
876. C'mon, we're going
to the emergency room.Copy !req
877. Fuck that,
I'm alright.Copy !req
878. Why don't we just
go down there and make sure?Copy !req
879. Uncle jun.Copy !req
880. Hey...Copy !req
881. You still here?Copy !req
882. No fucking ambulance.Copy !req
883. I'll drive you, okay?
Bacala will come.Copy !req
884. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
885. We'll all go.Copy !req
886. Help me up.Copy !req
887. Can you walk?Copy !req
888. I think
he broke his hip.Copy !req
889. Oh, fuck you.Copy !req
890. Take it easy,
hold on a minute.Copy !req
891. I'll be okay.Copy !req
892. Give me a minute
to catch my breath.Copy !req
893. Alright.Copy !req
894. What are you doing?Copy !req
895. What, do you
want a piggy- back?Copy !req
896. Get the door.Copy !req
897. Anthony...Copy !req
898. Don't let me go to my grave
with this guilt.Copy !req
899. You listen to me,
you old prick,Copy !req
900. you're not
going anywhere.Copy !req
901. Make things right
with your mother, please.Copy !req
902. Captions copyright 2000
home box officeCopy !req
903. a division of time Warner
entertainment company, l. P.Copy !req