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102. Salute.
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117. Got a price.
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160. The various protocols
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168. Is that balls of concrete or what?
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237. Yeah, it's all out of there.
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nephews have been doing.
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who got a hole in one.
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280. Yeah, right, anger
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510. No way, tony.
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511. Get your ass back in bed.
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512. Cramps are gone, I got to go out.
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513. Help me with this.
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514. Tony, you are out of your mind.
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515. I brought you some consomme.
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516. I wasn't even sure
you could handle that.
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517. God help you, tony, if your head
is in that bowl for graduation
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518. because I sure as hell won't.
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519. Tony.
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520. Hi, ang, how you doing?
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521. Good, good, how are you?
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522. Oh, madonn', my poor ass.
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523. Is the man at home?
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524. Yeah, come in, he's still sleeping.
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525. I'll go get him.
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526. Give me a minute, ang!
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527. Hey, tony, how you feeling?
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528. Better.
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529. Good, you look better.
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530. I mean— than I thought
you would.
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531. Artie called.
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532. Hopalong che- se- dic',
how you doing?
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533. Can't complain.
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534. You want some coffee?
You in the neighborhood?
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535. No, no, I got a call
about a boat, a sea ray 50.
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536. I want you guy's opinion on it.
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537. What, now?
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538. The owner's got two offers.
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539. I gotta decide this morning.
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540. Cuban guy.
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541. Oh, yeah.
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542. Okay.
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543. Just throw some clothes on.
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544. C'mon.
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545. Okay.
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546. Oh, Jesus.
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547. Round 12.
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548. You know, I could use
that cup of coffee.
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549. Yeah, right.
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550. We don't need to see this.
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551. I promised gab I'd pick up
10 bags of the garden mulch
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552. from home depot before I
did anything this morning.
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553. See?
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554. And you're sitting there, shame on you.
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555. How long is he taking up there?
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556. I'm looking forward
to the graduation party.
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557. So, who's ready to go buy a boat?
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558. Might as well tell you now.
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559. I bought the most beautiful boat today.
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560. Cool.
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561. The 50 footer?
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562. The very same.
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563. I might as well tell you.
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564. I decided on columbia.
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565. Oh!
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566. You want?
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567. It's a little early in the day, no?
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568. Sea legs.
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569. Yeah, what the fuck.
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570. You sure you want to go out today, t.?
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571. Just getting over the trots.
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572. Time and tide wait for no man, right?
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573. It's got a decent
displacement for its size.
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574. Mill puts out about 700 horsepower.
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575. Beautiful boat, tony.
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576. I've been waiting 40 minutes.
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577. The cuban had to go
see the harbor master,
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578. but we're free to give it a spin.
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579. C'mon, puss.
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580. Rides nice.
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581. Let's go down below,
check out the mahagony.
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582. C'mon.
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583. Take a seat, puss.
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584. Should we test
- drop the anchor, see how she holds?
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585. Later.
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586. Yeah, right.
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587. Why you making me do this,
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588. you fat, fucking,
miserable piece of shit?
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589. What, tony, what?
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590. When did they flip you?
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591. Tell me, don't lie.
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592. Flip?
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593. Who? What?
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594. They had me, tony.
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595. I was going away for pushing h.
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596. How long?
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597. 30 to life, I had no choice.
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598. How long?
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599. How much do they know?
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600. A year and a half, no less.
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601. A year and a fucking half
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602. you been running your own
fucking gossip column?
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603. Motherfucker!
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604. Let me explain.
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605. I fed them bullshit.
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606. Nothing.
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607. Whatcallmallit,
disinformation so I could live,
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608. keep earning on any
subsistence level whatsoever.
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609. I will do nothing, tony,
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610. nothing to put you in harm's
way, all of yous!
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611. That's how they got tipped off
about the bevilaqua hit, huh?
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612. 'Cause you did nothing.
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613. On my mother's eyes, that wasn't me!
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614. Little things, pickyoon shit.
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615. Be specific.
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616. They know about the calling cards.
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617. I'm not in that.
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618. What else?
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619. That's it.
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620. That's is, recently.
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621. What not recently?
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622. I'm thinking.
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623. Fucking noise!
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624. Where you going?
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625. The other shit, none of
it amounted to anything.
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626. I've been careful, I've got this down.
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627. I'm mind
- fucking these donkeys like you wouldn't believe.
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628. Webistics?
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629. Oh, Jesus christ.
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630. But mostly I talked up the scatino bust
- out,
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631. nothing federal there to link you, tony.
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632. They need serial numbers.
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633. I'm telling you,
this disinformation shit
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634. is an effective technique,
it's a freaking ace!
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635. What's the matter with you?
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636. It's this fucking swell.
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637. I got food poisoning.
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638. You don't see me getting all fucked up.
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639. Don't yell at me!
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640. I'll fucking yell at you,
you don't like it?
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641. We got any good tequila?
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642. You know that acupuncturist
down in puerto rico?
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643. 26...
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644. tell you, this broad, her
ass was the second coming.
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645. Never wore panties.
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646. Brushed her teeth with this shit.
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647. Every night she'd drink me
under the fucking table.
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648. And I'd eat her out
when I was down there.
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649. Hey, puss.
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650. Did she even really exist?
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651. Fucked up.
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652. Not in the face, okay?
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653. You give me that?
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654. Huh?
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655. Keep my eyes?
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656. You were like a brother to me.
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657. To all of us.
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658. Yeah.
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659. I'm starting t o feel it now too.
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660. My inner ear balance is off.
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661. What?
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662. Jesus christ.
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663. I gotta sit down.
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664. I feel like I can't stand.
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665. Is that okay, tony?
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666. That I sit?
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667. Get the weights.
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668. You're not gonna forget to
go to comp world, get the gift?
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669. If we gave her the one I could've got
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670. it would've had a smaller screen
but it would've cost us nothing.
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671. Don't snap at me, okay?
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672. Don't press your luck
with this diarrhea.
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673. I can't shake it.
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674. Whose fault is that?
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675. Hello.
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676. Put anthony on.
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677. Don't call here.
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678. I am at newark airport.
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679. We've been held here
since 9:00 this morning.
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680. Your mother is still at the airport.
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681. Tough shit.
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682. Go get anthony, I need a lawyer.
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683. I'm in airport security.
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684. She's at airport security.
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685. I can't do it, I can't call.
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686. I don't know what to do.
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687. They say that anthony
gave me a stolen ticket.
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688. They're gonna call the fbi.
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689. Here, you better—
I don't know.
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690. The fun never stops.
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691. What?
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692. Anthony, the tickets are stolen.
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693. What the fuck?
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694. What did you say?
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695. Did you?
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696. Ma, I'll send someone
down there to pick you up.
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697. But I don't know
what you're talking about.
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698. Okay?
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699. Jesus christ.
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700. How fucking hard is it
to get on an airplane?
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701. What do you want?
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702. Agent harris.
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703. Anthony soprano.
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704. We have a warrant to search your house,
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705. property, and your family vehicle.
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706. What are you looking for today, boss?
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707. Stolen airline tickets,
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708. constituting mail fraud, wire fraud,
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709. and any other federal violation.
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710. Let's see your warrant.
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711. You can also see the tickets.
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712. We found them in your suburban.
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713. You have the right to remain silent.
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714. I bought them, talk to my lawyer.
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715. You have the right to an attorney.
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716. What, are you a fuckin' parrot?
What'd I just say?
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717. We're entitled to search
the rest of the domicile.
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718. Let's go.
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719. Upstairs.
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720. Michael, over here.
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721. Our daughter is graduating high school.
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722. You can't wait a few
days to persecute him?
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723. To persecute us?
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724. Jerry, get the door.
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725. I'm gonna keep trying, mink,
I don't trust that secretary.
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726. Oh, my god.
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727. Med, it's alright,
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728. I'll be home in a
couple hours, don't worry.
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729. I'm graduating tomorrow!
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730. Let's get outta here.
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731. What, do you guys need another
picture of me for your wallets?
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732. Other hand.
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733. Tony soprano, weak in the knees,
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734. can't stand the heat?
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735. I got food poisoning.
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736. You think this
bothers me, you fuck head?
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737. This way.
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738. I gotta tell you, frank,
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739. I'd forget about any deli tray
coming your way in the future.
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740. Meadow, are you sleeping?
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741. Yes.
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742. I want to talk to you.
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743. God, am I so not going to miss this.
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744. You have to understand
that your father means well.
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745. He's given his life for you,
for your brother, for us.
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746. All I'm saying,
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747. how you reacted downstairs, now you're
sitting up here by yourself.
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748. I know it was
embarrassing for you, but...
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749. anyway, if you ever
wanted to talk—
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750. this is who dad is.
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751. My friends don't judge me.
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752. And fuck them if they
do, I'll cut them off.
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753. I knew I was giving her a bad ticket.
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754. That voice, that voice.
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755. It's done, tony, over.
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756. My advice now is to put it behind you.
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757. If this is all there
is, these 23 tickets,
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758. they don't have "bubkes"
and they know it.
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759. I know it's a small thing,
but that's the fucking point.
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760. One more minute, if I could've
just stood there
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761. saying,"yes, ma,
okay, ma, I hear you, ma",
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762. one more minute, I wouldn't
be in this spot.
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763. I beat a homicide and
now I fucked up, neil.
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764. I blew an easy one.
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765. I blew everything.
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766. Tony.
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767. No, we got fuckin'
federal charges, we got the faa.
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768. Before this is over
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769. they're gonna pin that
egypt air thing on me
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770. and you fucking know it!
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771. I got predicates up the ass,
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772. fucking rico case.
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773. 30 to life.
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774. Don't think about that now.
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775. You'll make bail.
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776. There's no capital crimes.
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777. Get on with life.
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778. My mother, my fucking goddamn idiot
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779. of a mother.
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780. You'd think she was never
married to johnny soprano.
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781. Is there something else
bothering you, anthony?
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782. That's not enough?
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783. Fucking demented, old bat.
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784. You're so angry with your mother
and the airline tickets.
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785. I'm not saying that it's not serious,
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786. but a year ago your mother
colluded to have you killed,
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787. yet you never say "boo" about that,
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788. even when I try to elicit.
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789. If she tried to have
you killed a year ago,
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790. believe me, in your childhood,
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791. she's inflicted serious
psychic injuries that are still there.
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792. Poor me.
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793. And your father,
the gangster, tough guy.
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794. Did he protect you kids
from borderline mother?
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795. What the hell was going on there?
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796. What is this?
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797. Little snacks for thought
for me to take home?
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798. I haven't pushed you enough
to confront these things.
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799. Somewhere along the line,
I became frightened of you.
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800. Frightened.
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801. Maybe I should've seen
that clearer in the beginning.
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802. Maybe, baby.
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803. Rage, anthony,
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804. is a big, loud, flaming,
self distraction
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805. from feelings that
are even more frightening.
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806. What feelings might those be?
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807. Sadness.
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808. You go off on a racist
rant about indian food,
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809. your demented, old bat of a mother.
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810. What else has happened?
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811. Nothing.
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812. After two years treating
you, I've learned things.
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813. And I pick up sorrow coming from you.
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814. I had a dream I fucked your brains out,
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815. right on that desk.
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816. You loved it.
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817. You threw that at me like a rock.
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818. Sadness, anthony, stay with that.
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819. Mommy tried to kill you and
you gave her airline tickets.
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820. Fuck you.
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821. And now you're really in trouble.
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822. I'm gonna beat this
shit, you kidding me?
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823. With that...
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824. anthony...
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825. scott richard sipronowski.
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826. Meadow mariangela soprano.
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827. Jonathan tiffen.
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828. Anthony tomasello.
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829. It's fucking graduation day.
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830. So I might as well
take this opportunity.
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831. I'm proposing you to get your button.
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832. I fucking deserve it.
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833. Got no spleen, gene.
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834. Congratulations.
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835. Thank you, thank you.
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836. Yeah.
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837. Oh.
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838. What the fuck?
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839. That's right, get an education.
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840. Excuse us.
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841. Carmella sees you, she's gonna
cut you a new asshole.
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842. I'm leaving.
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843. It's great to see
your kid graduate, huh?
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844. The youth, that's what's important.
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845. What we do is small potatoes.
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846. And eric, state college, right?
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847. He got accepte d to georgetown.
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848. There's a little money pinch.
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849. I heard you and charlene split up.
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850. Christine.
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851. I'm getting the fuck out of here,
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852. I got a job on a ranch out west.
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853. What?
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854. Don't make me fucking laugh.
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855. I lived in new mexico
until I was 11, remember?
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856. You ever try riding?
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857. Uh, no.
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858. The airlines are running specials non
- stop to nevada,
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859. fly right into vegas, half hours drive.
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860. You should come hang out.
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861. New day.
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862. Vegas, huh?
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863. Alright, david, take care of yourself.
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864. Drive safe.
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865. I'm so proud of you.
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866. Sal knew it was today,
I told him over and over.
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867. He's so self centered.
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868. Here you go, sweetheart,
gimme that face.
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