1. - Have some eggplant.
- I told you, I'm not hungry.Copy !req
2. You won't even accept food
from your mother!Copy !req
3. Will you please stick to the topic?Copy !req
4. Oh, sure, sure.
You believe that uncle of yours.Copy !req
5. I never conspired with him.Copy !req
6. I wish you'd tell me
what you're talking about.Copy !req
7. - Ask your brother.
- I'm here...Copy !req
8. to get you settled
now with Janice gone.Copy !req
9. Barbara asked me here. Beyond that,
I got nothing to say to you!Copy !req
10. You can't come live with us.
I'm sorry...Copy !req
11. - ... but Tom won't allow it.
- Janice was right.Copy !req
12. I won't go back to that place!Copy !req
13. You're right. They won't
have you back at Green Grove.Copy !req
14. - She was abusive to the staff!
- Maybe Tom and I should just...Copy !req
15. No, no, no, no.
Don't listen to the manipulation.Copy !req
16. You got your own life.Copy !req
17. If you had a mother that had
one shred of gratitude in her.Copy !req
18. - But you don't.
- She's learning from your wife.Copy !req
19. That is outrageous!Copy !req
20. Carmela asked you how many fucking
times to come live with us!Copy !req
21. Well, he's gone.Copy !req
22. Nice work, Ma.Copy !req
23. Carmela's been so sweet to you.Copy !req
24. I gotta hear this shit
all the fucking time!Copy !req
25. What are you doing?Copy !req
26. You're not gonna live with her.
There's two tickets.Copy !req
27. Stay with Aunt Gemma in Tucson.
Take Aunt Quinn, the other miserabile.Copy !req
28. That's all you get from me.Copy !req
29. - My sister Quintina won't fly.
- Throw her out on the fucking tarmac!Copy !req
30. How much you paying
for your call?Copy !req
31. I can sell you
a thousand hours.Copy !req
32. See this card?Copy !req
33. Sells for twenty dollars.Copy !req
34. I'll give it to you for...Copy !req
35. seven.Copy !req
36. To business.Copy !req
37. - How we doing?
- All right.Copy !req
38. Madonna.Copy !req
39. - Missed a great meal too.
- Fantastic. Indian food.Copy !req
40. - That envelope's just the first week.
- I love it!Copy !req
41. - Patsy in?
- He's looking for you.Copy !req
42. Fuck, they got
the fried zucchini flowers.Copy !req
43. It's fantastic. It's stuffed
with the melted dry ricotta.Copy !req
44. - Help yourself, you fat fuck.
- They good?Copy !req
45. Mmm.Copy !req
46. You too? Anybody else?
How about you?Copy !req
47. Want some?Copy !req
48. Tell Arthur to send out
two more plates.Copy !req
49. - And some zuppa di mussels.
- You got it.Copy !req
50. So telecommunications, once again,
fails to disappoint?Copy !req
51. - What's this thing?
- Telephone calling cards.Copy !req
52. You find a front man
to get a line of credit.Copy !req
53. You buy a couple
of million units of time.Copy !req
54. You become Acme Telephone
Card Company.Copy !req
55. "Acme."Copy !req
56. The business of selling
prepaid calling cards.Copy !req
57. Immigrants especially, no offense,
always call home to wherever the fuck.Copy !req
58. And it's expensive.Copy !req
59. You sell thousands of these cards
to the greedy pricks.Copy !req
60. Cards at a cut rate. But you bought
the bulk time on credit.Copy !req
61. The carrier gets stiffed. He cuts off
service to the cardholders.Copy !req
62. - But you already sold all your cards.
- That's fucking beautiful!Copy !req
63. That's a good one.Copy !req
64. Oh, Prince Rogaine!Copy !req
65. There you go, some zuppa di mussels.
And Tony? The last dozen flowers.Copy !req
66. Have these for
Meadow's graduation party.Copy !req
67. Hey, those are some colleges
she got into, your kid.Copy !req
68. Yeah, you must be very proud.Copy !req
69. Holy Cross! I mean, Heather didn't
exactly walk away with lo cazzo.Copy !req
70. Excuse me.Copy !req
71. - I give Carmela all the credit.
- You had a hand in it too.Copy !req
72. Cheers.Copy !req
73. Salute.Copy !req
74. Things are good. What the fuck?Copy !req
75. Richie Aprile is
in the Bermuda Triangle.Copy !req
76. All my enemies are smoked.Copy !req
77. Oh, Oh, Oh!Copy !req
78. - Oh, oh, oh!
- Hey, Patsy!Copy !req
79. What the fuck?Copy !req
80. Don't bring that in here.
Wait outside in the car.Copy !req
81. What did I say? In the car.Copy !req
82. You're still up.Copy !req
83. Gifts for grad night. What's that?Copy !req
84. Oh, it's a Vestimenta suit.Copy !req
85. I got a price.Copy !req
86. It looks fatter than a suit.Copy !req
87. I hate how air gets trapped inside
the suit bag when you zip it up.Copy !req
88. Yeah.Copy !req
89. - Don't you hate that?
- What? What do you want?Copy !req
90. Air in the bag.Copy !req
91. The only thing to do
is unzip it a little.Copy !req
92. Let the air out.Copy !req
93. Holy shit!Copy !req
94. - My suit's growing a fucking beard!
- Will you let me work?Copy !req
95. Growing a beard
or a merkin or something.Copy !req
96. - It's fucking alive! It's alive!
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!Copy !req
97. Tony, what did you do?Copy !req
98. It's for you.Copy !req
99. Oh, my God!Copy !req
100. Yeah. We're having a good week.Copy !req
101. Ah, Ah, Ah.Copy !req
102. You look beautiful, Carm.Copy !req
103. Come here.Copy !req
104. You believe this shit? Fucking June.
My daughter graduates in a week.Copy !req
105. Spring snow. Happened when
my parents got married. Won't last.Copy !req
106. - So they here yet?
- Not yet.Copy !req
107. Ton.Copy !req
108. I'm sorry.Copy !req
109. - When they make the diagnosis?
- About a month ago.Copy !req
110. - The wife and kids know?
- No.Copy !req
111. And there's nothing
they can do for you?Copy !req
112. The various protocols
to date are ineffective.Copy !req
113. What could I say?
You have my sympathy.Copy !req
114. September 5th. That's how long
they've given him to live.Copy !req
115. But instead of waiting until then,
he's gonna light himself on fire.Copy !req
116. - Yeah.
- Is that balls of concrete or what?Copy !req
117. - Very considerate.
- How many guys will do that for you?Copy !req
118. Spare you all those fucking visits
to the hospital.Copy !req
119. By the way, Patsy,
coat went over big. She loved it.Copy !req
120. I'm Philly.Copy !req
121. Sorry. Right.Copy !req
122. Philly, yeah.Copy !req
123. Thought you were your brother.
I just bought a sable off him.Copy !req
124. I'm sorry I had to do that.Copy !req
125. Fuck this.Copy !req
126. They're never coming.Copy !req
127. Where's Pussy?Copy !req
128. Hey, Ton.Copy !req
129. What if these doctors are wrong?Copy !req
130. Carm.Copy !req
131. What?Copy !req
132. Why don't I just fucking kill myself?Copy !req
133. I never been so fucking depressed.Copy !req
134. Tony?Copy !req
135. It's all right. Go back to bed.Copy !req
136. No, no, no, what? What now?Copy !req
137. - It's all a big nothing.
- What is?Copy !req
138. Life.Copy !req
139. That is your mother talking.Copy !req
140. Everything's black.Copy !req
141. Well, you have a tendency
towards depression. Yes.Copy !req
142. But listen to me, everything's gonna
be all right. I'm here, I'm with you.Copy !req
143. The kids are safe in their beds.
They love you.Copy !req
144. - Wait.
- What?Copy !req
145. Wait, it's coming from here.Copy !req
146. It's not my fucking head.Copy !req
147. It's my stomach.Copy !req
148. I'm nauseous! Oh, Jesus! Oh, fuck!Copy !req
149. Oh, fuck, it's the chicken vindaloo!Copy !req
150. Fucking motherfucking wogs!Copy !req
151. - Mom, what's going on?
- Your father is sick.Copy !req
152. - Oh, my God, Daddy! What happened?
- He went to an Indian restaurant.Copy !req
153. That is so racist!Copy !req
154. Who's letting those big ones?Copy !req
155. There better be Coke left
in that fridge is all I can say.Copy !req
156. How'd it go?Copy !req
157. - Was Sundeep there?
- Yeah.Copy !req
158. My whole cut.Copy !req
159. Here.Copy !req
160. - What's the matter?
- What's the matter?Copy !req
161. I know. Tony's your best friend.Copy !req
162. President Franklin is my best friend,
and he's in there.Copy !req
163. Look, some cooperators,
when they get their new identity...Copy !req
164. they do pretty fucking good.Copy !req
165. One snitch became
garbage commissioner...Copy !req
166. of a good-sized city in Florida.Copy !req
167. - You all right?
- Yeah. It's all out of there.Copy !req
168. Here.Copy !req
169. Here. Small sips.Copy !req
170. Wondered about that chicken.
Probably a fucking cocker spaniel.Copy !req
171. Stop it, Tony. Here, lie back.Copy !req
172. Well, you feel a little hot.Copy !req
173. Fucking goddess with the six arms.
No wonder.Copy !req
174. Here.Copy !req
175. Sip. I said sip, Tony.Copy !req
176. What?Copy !req
177. So do you still like your coat?Copy !req
178. I love my coat.Copy !req
179. Where are you going?Copy !req
180. I don't know.Copy !req
181. - What are you looking for?
- Somebody's looking for me.Copy !req
182. Who?Copy !req
183. I don't know.Copy !req
184. "Our true enemy has yet
to reveal himself."Copy !req
185. Three hearts and a seven. Queen bets.Copy !req
186. - Here.
- Make it a dime.Copy !req
187. Tony, are you up yet?Copy !req
188. How are you feeling?Copy !req
189. Had fucked-up dreams last night.Copy !req
190. Fever dreams.Copy !req
191. I shot this guy.
He's a friend of mine.Copy !req
192. Now in real life, he does
some things that annoy me.Copy !req
193. Every Christmas, he sends reports of
what his nieces and nephews have done.Copy !req
194. Who got into West Point.
Who got a hole in one.Copy !req
195. And he hums.Copy !req
196. TV commercials.Copy !req
197. Drives me fucking crazy.Copy !req
198. But he's one of my best guys.
A terrific earner.Copy !req
199. So why the fuck would I do that?Copy !req
200. I was filled with...Copy !req
201. - Anger.
- Yeah, right. You know everything.Copy !req
202. You've never dealt with your anger.
Look at the cost.Copy !req
203. You are the biggest threat
to yourself.Copy !req
204. But that's what being human is.Copy !req
205. But some people are more
self-destructive than others.Copy !req
206. - You gonna make me eat something now?
- Maybe.Copy !req
207. - If you keep this up.
- No.Copy !req
208. I'm dying!Copy !req
209. I'm gonna cover you
with this blanket, okay?Copy !req
210. - I don't want you to see me like this.
- Oh, please.Copy !req
211. I'm fucking freezing!Copy !req
212. Your teeth are chattering.
Want to go back into bed?Copy !req
213. You might as well just leave me here.Copy !req
214. Motherfucking fucking...Copy !req
215. I think you have food poisoning.Copy !req
216. - Fucking dreams. Jesus Christ!
- Oh, it's all right. It's all right.Copy !req
217. - Where is he?
- Who?Copy !req
218. Pussy.Copy !req
219. Hey! What are you doing here?Copy !req
220. Finalize the menu.Copy !req
221. Oh, shit! I completely forgot!Copy !req
222. Tony had food poisoning all night,
the poor guy.Copy !req
223. Oh, hey! It's not from my place!Copy !req
224. Was he at Vesuvio last night?Copy !req
225. Yeah, but I got an "A" rating. It's...Copy !req
226. Of course. Nobody's saying.Copy !req
227. - Is that Artie?
- Hey, Ton!Copy !req
228. Send him up!Copy !req
229. Go to sleep. You don't make
any sense when you talk.Copy !req
230. Send him up!Copy !req
231. Oh, jeez! You picked up
a bad one somewhere, huh?Copy !req
232. Somewhere?Copy !req
233. Out of consideration, I should dump
those fucking mussels you gave me...Copy !req
234. - ... before you cause an outbreak!
- Whoa!Copy !req
235. I handpick all the shellfish myself!Copy !req
236. You smelling them as you pick them
or are you staring off into space?Copy !req
237. Worrying about paying your fucking
rent or whatever you worry about!Copy !req
238. - That's a serious allegation.
- Nobody's gonna fucking sue you!Copy !req
239. This is what I'm saying!Copy !req
240. - Tony, you ate mussels?
- Prince Edward Island.Copy !req
241. - Top of the line!
- After a whole Indian dinner?Copy !req
242. You ate at an Indian restaurant?
There you go.Copy !req
243. No, it was the mussels!
They came up undigested!Copy !req
244. Then how could they be the cause?Copy !req
245. It's where my body shut down!
Self-protection!Copy !req
246. You know what they cook with
in Indian restaurants? Ghee.Copy !req
247. It's clarified butter.
You get a rancid hit of that...Copy !req
248. God! I mean, you can imagine.Copy !req
249. When Indira Gandhi got assassinated...Copy !req
250. I was watching when they
broadcast the cremation.Copy !req
251. They doused the body
and the funeral pyre...Copy !req
252. in clarified butter
just to get it burning.Copy !req
253. - You call Pussy? He had mussels too.
- "Call Pussy." Some concern, maybe?Copy !req
254. I am! I feel very bad for him!Copy !req
255. Sal!Copy !req
256. It's Arthur Bucco.Copy !req
257. What the fuck?Copy !req
258. - Hello.
- Hey, man, it's Artie.Copy !req
259. Yeah, I know. What's up?Copy !req
260. Listen, I'm at the Sopranos' house.Copy !req
261. Tony's green around the gills.
Flu, I think.Copy !req
262. But maybe he ate something
didn't agree with him.Copy !req
263. - What, food poisoning?
- No. What, salmonella?Copy !req
264. No!Copy !req
265. But he had a reaction.
You guys ate at an Indian restaurant.Copy !req
266. It would help if we knew.
You have any symptoms?Copy !req
267. No.Copy !req
268. Well, once during the night,
I did have a slight touch of diarrhea.Copy !req
269. - But that's all. It passed.
- Nothing.Copy !req
270. Touch of diarrhea.Copy !req
271. - You motherfucker.
- A touch! Nothing! Right, Puss?Copy !req
272. Not what Tony has.
Like from bad shellfish or anything.Copy !req
273. Am I gonna get sick now?Copy !req
274. No!Copy !req
275. Did you guys eat the same thing
at the Indian restaurant?Copy !req
276. Well, we both had the pappadams,
but different courses.Copy !req
277. Both had the pappadams,
different entrees.Copy !req
278. Stop talking about food.Copy !req
279. Okay, Puss.
Yeah, I'm sorry to bother you.Copy !req
280. Okay, thanks a lot. Okay.Copy !req
281. I'm sorry, Tony,
but I feel vindicated.Copy !req
282. I can't get off the boardwalk.Copy !req
283. I'm gonna call Dr. Cusamano.
This is worrying me now.Copy !req
284. Poor son of a bitch.Copy !req
285. - Oh, what, you gotta go again?
- Oh, just let me die!Copy !req
286. Come on.Copy !req
287. Come on, up, up, up!Copy !req
288. - Where we headed?
- This way.Copy !req
289. Ladies and
gentlemen, soon we'll begin...Copy !req
290. general boarding of Flight 129
with nonstop service to Tucson.Copy !req
291. We'd like to board
our first-class passengers...Copy !req
292. and those with young children
and those requiring assistance.Copy !req
293. - You can't understand a word they say.
- Aw, go on!Copy !req
294. Livia Soprano?Copy !req
295. Oh, Pussy.Copy !req
296. Oh.Copy !req
297. Come on in.Copy !req
298. So.Copy !req
299. Who's your friend?Copy !req
300. Pussy?Copy !req
301. - I'm confused.
- Isn't Pussy your friend?Copy !req
302. But that's the friend that was almost
carried off by the ducks, right?Copy !req
303. The worst part of this is, it's one
of those times I know I'm dreaming.Copy !req
304. Let's look at it.Copy !req
305. When you say "Pussy,"
you mean my friend Pussy...Copy !req
306. or, you know, pussy?Copy !req
307. Whatever seems to be
dominating your thoughts.Copy !req
308. I got pussy on the brain.
I always do.Copy !req
309. I want to fuck you.Copy !req
310. I always did. "Do."Copy !req
311. I said that the first time we met.Copy !req
312. - I find you immensely attractive.
- Thought I repulsed you.Copy !req
313. You make an effort to repulse me.Copy !req
314. But you like that.
You just said you find me attractive.Copy !req
315. You're the one that's fucked up.Copy !req
316. Anthony, Anthony.Copy !req
317. What are we gonna do with you?Copy !req
318. What's he smiling at?Copy !req
319. No, he's gritting his teeth.
He's freezing.Copy !req
320. Tony.Copy !req
321. Hey, guy. Not feeling too good, huh?Copy !req
322. - I'm dying!
- Oh, no.Copy !req
323. You got a case of E. coli or
campylobacter. But you'll be fine.Copy !req
324. - Let me die!
- Should we maybe go to the hospital?Copy !req
325. - Nothing we'd do.
- Pump his stomach?Copy !req
326. Not with this.Copy !req
327. He should suck ice chips. It's good
for the fever. Keeps him hydrated.Copy !req
328. - Anyhoo...
- Fucking ragheads!Copy !req
329. I don't think so, Tony.Copy !req
330. Those spices kill microbial agents.
Very smart.Copy !req
331. That fucking Artie Bucco then!Copy !req
332. Meadow's graduation is tomorrow.Copy !req
333. Ah.Copy !req
334. Hey, Ton!Copy !req
335. How's it going?Copy !req
336. - You didn't get sick?
- Nah.Copy !req
337. - How much you weigh?
- Eight pounds.Copy !req
338. - Lost a lot of weight.
- Swimming.Copy !req
339. The best exercise.
Works every muscle group.Copy !req
340. Get the fuck out of here.
You never exercised once.Copy !req
341. Anyway, I'm $4 a pound.Copy !req
342. You know I've been working
with the government, right?Copy !req
343. Don't say it.Copy !req
344. Come on, Ton.
Sooner or later, you gotta face facts.Copy !req
345. - I don't want to hear it.
- You're gonna hear it.Copy !req
346. - Fuck.
- You passed me over for promotion.Copy !req
347. You knew.Copy !req
348. - How much shit you give them?
- A lot.Copy !req
349. Jesus, Puss.Copy !req
350. - Fuck of a way for it all to end, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
351. Yeah.Copy !req
352. These guys, on either side of me?Copy !req
353. - They're asleep.
- Don't say that.Copy !req
354. It's not fucking funny.Copy !req
355. I want to see you flopping
around down there!Copy !req
356. No way, Tony!Copy !req
357. - Get your ass back in bed!
- Cramps are gone. I gotta go out.Copy !req
358. - Help me with this.
- Tony, you are out of your mind!Copy !req
359. I brought consommé. I wasn't
even sure you could handle it.Copy !req
360. God help you if your head is in that
bowl for graduation. I won't!Copy !req
361. - Tony!
- Hi, Ang. How you doing?Copy !req
362. - Good, good. How are you?
- Madonna, my poor ass.Copy !req
363. - Is the man at home?
- He's still sleeping. I'll get him.Copy !req
364. Give me a minute, Ang!Copy !req
365. Hey, Tony! How you feeling?Copy !req
366. - Better.
- Good. You look better.Copy !req
367. Than I thought you would.
Artie called.Copy !req
368. Hopalong, how you doing?Copy !req
369. - Can't complain.
- Want some coffee?Copy !req
370. I got a call about a boat, Sea Ray 50.
I want you guys' opinion on it.Copy !req
371. What, now?Copy !req
372. The owner's got two offers. I gotta
decide this morning. Cuban guy.Copy !req
373. - Oh, yeah. Okay.
- Just throw some clothes on. Come on.Copy !req
374. Okay.Copy !req
375. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
376. Round 12.Copy !req
377. You know, I could use
that cup of coffee.Copy !req
378. Yeah, right.
We don't need to see this.Copy !req
379. I promised Gab I'd get
10 bags of garden mulch...Copy !req
380. before I did anything today.Copy !req
381. See? And you're sitting there?
Shame on you.Copy !req
382. How long's he taking?Copy !req
383. I'm looking forward
to the graduation party.Copy !req
384. Who's ready to go buy a boat?Copy !req
385. Might as well tell you now.Copy !req
386. I bought the most
beautiful boat today.Copy !req
387. - Cool. The 50-footer?
- The very same.Copy !req
388. I might as well tell you.
I decided on Columbia.Copy !req
389. Oh!Copy !req
390. You want?Copy !req
391. It's a little early in the day, no?Copy !req
392. Sea legs.Copy !req
393. Yeah, what the fuck.Copy !req
394. Sure you want to go out today, T?
Just getting over the trots.Copy !req
395. Time and tide wait for no man, right?Copy !req
396. Got a decent displacement
for its size.Copy !req
397. - Puts out about 700 horsepower.
- Beautiful.Copy !req
398. I've been waiting 40 minutes.
The Cuban's with the harbor master.Copy !req
399. But we're free to give it a spin.Copy !req
400. Come on, Puss.Copy !req
401. Rides nice.Copy !req
402. Let's go down below,
check out the mahogany.Copy !req
403. Come on.Copy !req
404. Look at this.Copy !req
405. Take a seat, Puss.Copy !req
406. Should we test the anchor?
See how she holds?Copy !req
407. Later.Copy !req
408. Yeah, right.Copy !req
409. Why you making me do this, you fat
fucking miserable piece of shit?Copy !req
410. What, Tony?Copy !req
411. When did they flip you?
Tell me. Don't lie.Copy !req
412. Flip?Copy !req
413. Who? What?Copy !req
414. They had me, Tony.Copy !req
415. I was going away for pushing H.Copy !req
416. - How long?
- Thirty to life. I had no choice.Copy !req
417. How long? How much do they know?Copy !req
418. A year and a half. No. Less.Copy !req
419. A year and a fucking half
you been gossiping?Copy !req
420. Motherfucker!Copy !req
421. Let me explain.Copy !req
422. I fed them bullshit. Nothing!Copy !req
423. Whatchamacallit, disinformation.
So I could live!Copy !req
424. Keep earning on any
subsistence level whatsoever.Copy !req
425. I would do nothing, Tony,
to put you in harm's way! All of you!Copy !req
426. That how they heard
about the Bevilaqua hit?Copy !req
427. - Because you did nothing.
- On my mother's eyes, that wasn't me!Copy !req
428. - Little things! Picayune shit!
- Be specific.Copy !req
429. - They know about the calling cards.
- I'm not in that. But what else?Copy !req
430. That's it. That is, recently.Copy !req
431. What, not recently?Copy !req
432. I'm thinking.Copy !req
433. That fucking noise!Copy !req
434. Where are you going?Copy !req
435. The other shit amounted to nothing.Copy !req
436. I've been careful!Copy !req
437. I'm mind-fucking these donkeys
like you wouldn't believe!Copy !req
438. Webistics?Copy !req
439. Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
440. But mostly I talked up
the Scatino bust-out.Copy !req
441. Nothing federal that'll link you.Copy !req
442. They need serial numbers.Copy !req
443. I'm telling you. This disinformation
shit is an effective technique!Copy !req
444. It's a frigging ace!Copy !req
445. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
446. It's this fucking swell.Copy !req
447. I'm sick.
You don't see me all fucked up.Copy !req
448. - Don't yell at me!
- I'll fucking yell at you!Copy !req
449. We got any good tequila?Copy !req
450. You know that acupuncturist
down in Puerto Rico?Copy !req
451. Twenty-six.Copy !req
452. I tell you, this broad's ass
was the second coming.Copy !req
453. Never wore panties.Copy !req
454. Brushed her teeth with this.Copy !req
455. Every night she'd drink me
under the fucking table.Copy !req
456. I'd eat her out
while I was down there.Copy !req
457. Hey, Puss.Copy !req
458. She even really exist?Copy !req
459. Fucked up.Copy !req
460. Not in the face, okay?Copy !req
461. You'll give me that? Huh?Copy !req
462. - Keep my eyes?
- You were like a brother to me.Copy !req
463. To all of us.Copy !req
464. Yeah.Copy !req
465. I'm starting to feel it now too.Copy !req
466. My inner ear balance is off.Copy !req
467. What?Copy !req
468. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
469. I gotta sit down.Copy !req
470. I feel like I can't stand.Copy !req
471. Is that okay, Tony? That I sit?Copy !req
472. Get the weights.Copy !req
473. You won't forget to go
to CompWorld to get the gift?Copy !req
474. I could've got her one
with a smaller screen for free.Copy !req
475. Don't snap at me, okay?Copy !req
476. Don't press your luck
with this diarrhea.Copy !req
477. - Can't shake it.
- Well, whose fault is that?Copy !req
478. - Hello.
- Put Anthony on.Copy !req
479. Don't call here.Copy !req
480. I am at Newark Airport.Copy !req
481. We've been held here...Copy !req
482. since 9:00 this morning.Copy !req
483. She's still at the airport.Copy !req
484. - Tough shit.
- Go get Anthony. I need a lawyer.Copy !req
485. I'm in airport security.Copy !req
486. She's at airport security.Copy !req
487. I can't do it. I can't call.
I don't know what to do.Copy !req
488. They say that Anthony gave me
a stolen ticket.Copy !req
489. They're gonna call the FBI.Copy !req
490. Here. You better... I don't know.Copy !req
491. The fun never stops.Copy !req
492. - What?
- Anthony, the tickets are stolen.Copy !req
493. What the fuck? What did you say?Copy !req
494. Did you?Copy !req
495. Someone will pick you up, but I
don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
496. Okay?Copy !req
497. Jesus Christ. How fucking hard
is it to get on an airplane?Copy !req
498. - What do you want?
- Agent Harris.Copy !req
499. Anthony Soprano, we have a warrant
to search your house...Copy !req
500. property and family vehicle.Copy !req
501. - What are you looking for?
- Stolen airline tickets...Copy !req
502. constituting mail fraud, wire
fraud and any other federal violation.Copy !req
503. - Let's see your warrant.
- You can also see the tickets.Copy !req
504. We found them in your Suburban.Copy !req
505. - You have the right to remain silent.
- Talk to my lawyer.Copy !req
506. - You have the right to an attorney.
- What are you, a fucking parrot?Copy !req
507. We're entitled to search
the rest of the domicile.Copy !req
508. Let's go.Copy !req
509. Michael, over here.Copy !req
510. Our daughter
is graduating high school.Copy !req
511. You can't wait a few days
to persecute him? To persecute us?Copy !req
512. Jerry, get the door.Copy !req
513. I'm gonna keep trying Mink, all right?
I don't trust that secretary.Copy !req
514. - Oh, my God!
- Med, it's all right.Copy !req
515. - I'll be home soon. Don't worry.
- I'm graduating tomorrow!Copy !req
516. - Let's get out of here.
- Yeah, we should go.Copy !req
517. You guys need another picture
of me for your wallets?Copy !req
518. Other hand.Copy !req
519. Tony Soprano, weak in the knees.
Can't stand the heat?Copy !req
520. I got food poisoning.Copy !req
521. You think this bothers me,
you fuckhead?Copy !req
522. This way.Copy !req
523. I gotta tell you, Frank.Copy !req
524. I'd forget about any deli trays
coming your way in the future.Copy !req
525. Meadow, are you sleeping?Copy !req
526. Yes.Copy !req
527. I want to talk to you.Copy !req
528. God, am I so not going to miss this.Copy !req
529. You have to see
that your father means well.Copy !req
530. He's given his life for you,
for your brother...Copy !req
531. for us.Copy !req
532. All I'm saying...Copy !req
533. How you reacted downstairs, and now
you're sitting up here by yourself?Copy !req
534. I know it embarrassed you but...Copy !req
535. If you ever want to talk...Copy !req
536. This is who Dad is.Copy !req
537. My friends don't judge me.Copy !req
538. And fuck them if they do.
I'll cut them off.Copy !req
539. I knew I was giving her a bad ticket.Copy !req
540. That voice... That voice...Copy !req
541. It's done, Tony. Over.
My advice now is to put it behind you.Copy !req
542. If 23 tickets is all they have...Copy !req
543. they don't have bupkes.
And they know it.Copy !req
544. I know it's a small thing, but see,
that's the fucking point.Copy !req
545. One more minute.
If I could've just said:Copy !req
546. "Yes, Ma. Okay, Ma. I hear you, Ma."Copy !req
547. One more fucking minute,
I wouldn't be in this spot.Copy !req
548. I beat a homicide
and now I fucked up, Neal.Copy !req
549. I blew an easy one.
I blew everything!Copy !req
550. - Tony...
- No fucking "Tony."Copy !req
551. We got fucking federal charges.
We got the FAA.Copy !req
552. Before this is over, they'll pin that
Egypt Air thing on me and you know it!Copy !req
553. We got predicates up the ass.Copy !req
554. The fucking RICO case.
Thirty to life.Copy !req
555. Don't think about that now, Anthony.Copy !req
556. You'll make bail.
There's no capital crimes.Copy !req
557. Get on with life.Copy !req
558. My mother. My fucking,
goddamn idiot of a mother.Copy !req
559. It's like she was never married
to Johnny Soprano.Copy !req
560. Is there something else
bothering you, Anthony?Copy !req
561. That's not enough?Copy !req
562. Fucking demented old bat!Copy !req
563. You're so angry with your mother
and the airline tickets.Copy !req
564. And I'm not saying
that it's not serious.Copy !req
565. But a year ago your mother
colluded to have you killed.Copy !req
566. Yet you never say "boo" about that.
Even when I try to elicit.Copy !req
567. If she tried to have you
killed a year ago...Copy !req
568. believe me, in your childhood...Copy !req
569. she's inflicted serious psychic
injuries that are still there.Copy !req
570. Poor me.Copy !req
571. And your father:
the gangster, tough guy.Copy !req
572. But did he protect you kids
from this borderline mother?Copy !req
573. What the hell was going on there?Copy !req
574. What is this?Copy !req
575. Little snacks for thought
for me to take home?Copy !req
576. I haven't pushed you enough
to confront these things.Copy !req
577. Somewhere along the line,
I became frightened of you.Copy !req
578. Frightened?Copy !req
579. Maybe I should've seen that
in the beginning.Copy !req
580. Maybe, baby.Copy !req
581. Rage, Anthony...Copy !req
582. is a big, loud, flaming
self-distraction...Copy !req
583. from feelings that are
even more frightening.Copy !req
584. What feelings might those be?Copy !req
585. Sadness.Copy !req
586. You go off on a racist rant
about Indian food...Copy !req
587. your "demented old bat" of a mother.Copy !req
588. - What else has happened?
- Nothing.Copy !req
589. After two years treating you,
I've learned things.Copy !req
590. And I pick up sorrow coming from you.Copy !req
591. I had a dream I fucked
your brains out. Right on that desk.Copy !req
592. - You loved it.
- You threw that at me like a rock.Copy !req
593. Sadness, Anthony, stay with that.Copy !req
594. Mommy tried to kill you
and you gave her airline tickets.Copy !req
595. - Fuck you.
- Now you're really in trouble.Copy !req
596. I'm gonna beat this shit,
you kidding me?Copy !req
597. And with that...Copy !req
598. Anthony?Copy !req
599. Scott Richard Sipronowski.Copy !req
600. Meadow Mariangela Soprano.Copy !req
601. Jonathan Tiffin.Copy !req
602. Anthony Tomasello.Copy !req
603. It's fucking graduation day, so I
might as well take this opportunity.Copy !req
604. I'm proposing to you
to get your button.Copy !req
605. I fucking deserve it.Copy !req
606. Got no spleen, Gene.Copy !req
607. Congratulations.Copy !req
608. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
609. Yeah.Copy !req
610. Oh.Copy !req
611. You look beautiful.Copy !req
612. What the fuck?Copy !req
613. That's right. Get an education.
That's what I always said.Copy !req
614. Excuse us. Carmela sees you,
she's gonna cut you a new asshole.Copy !req
615. I'm leaving.Copy !req
616. It's great to see
your kid graduate, huh?Copy !req
617. The youth. That's what's important.Copy !req
618. - What we do is small potatoes.
- And Eric. State College, right?Copy !req
619. He got accepted at Georgetown.
It's a little money pinch.Copy !req
620. - I heard you and Charlene split up...
- Christine.Copy !req
621. I'm getting the fuck out of here.
I got a job on a ranch out West.Copy !req
622. What? Don't make me fucking laugh!Copy !req
623. Hey, I lived in New Mexico
until I was 11.Copy !req
624. - Hey, you ever try riding?
- No.Copy !req
625. The airlines are running specials
nonstop into Nevada.Copy !req
626. Fly right into Vegas.
Half-hour's drive.Copy !req
627. You should come hang out. New day.Copy !req
628. Vegas, huh?Copy !req
629. All right, Davey.Copy !req
630. Take care of yourself. Drive safe.Copy !req
631. I'm so proud of you. My little baby.Copy !req
632. Sal knew it was today. I told him.
He's so self-centered.Copy !req
633. There you go, sweetheart.
Give me that face.Copy !req