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10. This instant, you motherfucker!
You motherfucker!
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26. What?
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27. The raghead from the deli.
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28. Hello, where are you?
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29. You called yesterday
to complain?
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if you're not satisfied.
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full pickups on 12, 16, 20th.
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charged double for it!
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for pickups you miss?
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him out of three to five.
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last time I saw you.
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45. Oh yeah, you know what?
I knew I left this someplace.
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51. You bet that game last night?
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I need this for?
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have to do something.
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56. Let's hope that fuckin' day
never comes, right?
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57. It almost did very recently.
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58. Here we go, the Neil mink
lecture series.
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59. We'll isn't it fair to say
we were staring into the abyss?
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60. A very close call, that brush
with a murder beef.
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63. Except that neither one
of you would have been alone.
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to give me a real gift?
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from these shenanigans.
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68. I do.
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we've got you in,
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showing income on a tax return.
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at garden state rendering.
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boiling fat smells like?
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at Barone sanitation.
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strip club and go there.
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a business, Anthony.
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invested in watching your ass.
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on that investment.
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82. Mother of fucking mercy.
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83. What'd you take
a sledge hammer to my balls?
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where I inserted the stent.
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a little tenderness.
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88. You should use
the bedpan next time.
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the U. S. Marshall service.
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your electronic bracelet.
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the important jobs, huh?
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marshal McLuhan.
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105. That's right.
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106. What?
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107. What's the fucking joke?
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108. Alright, you may feel
pressure in your chest.
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109. That'll go away as the blood
flow to heart increases.
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110. Just stay in bed,
plenty of fluids.
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111. Get you home tomorrow.
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112. Lucky fucking me.
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113. Sandwich or something?
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114. Did you hear me with my balls,
who can fucking eat?
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115. New York's only
classic rock station, q104.
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119. Gettin' my eyebrows done.
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120. Remember...
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that blonde, Gweneth Paltrow.
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138. Fuck no,"seven".
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139. It's a good movie,
and I never seen it before.
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140. But halfway through it,
I'm thinking, this is bullshit.
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who the killer is?
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143. What difference is that information
gonna make in my life?
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146. Good for you.
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147. What did you do instead?
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148. I went out in the yard and burned
ants with a magnifying glass.
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the coming of managed care?
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you lift some weights,
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155. you watch a movie.
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156. It's all a series of
distractions'til you die.
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158. Yeah well, I'm not
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160. medication, what do I
got to show for it?
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without the medication?
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162. Anyway, some people take pleasure
in the simple doing of things.
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163. Yeah well, the things I
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166. So it's all about
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167. I'm gonna get the car.
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168. Don't disappear,
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169. Corrado?
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173. Mr. soprano, you have to stay in a
wheelchair until you leave the building.
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174. Hospital rules.
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worry about the sick people.
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178. It's all about the insurance.
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for the butchers.
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182. I got to call Karen, ma.
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, like his father.
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he had a lot of class.
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nothing much.
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199. Same house, Watsessing Avenue.
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200. I'm right on ampere parkway
near our beloved Alma mater.
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201. Maybe we could have coffee.
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by the dry cleaners.
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supposed to leave the house.
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show up for eight years,
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my office into a storeroom?
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210. No, I'm gonna get
this shit cleaned right out.
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it came to office supplies.
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been out the in field,
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some time with us here at hq.
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221. So let's get Ralphie
in here and Danny too.
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222. And let's move these
boxes out, the books.
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by the copy machine.
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the illustrated man.
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running an operation,
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I can handle, Tony.
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240. But if the D. E. A. Gets involved
we're gonna lose our 901.
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241. Sonofa- fuckin'- bitch.
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to break your balls.
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gonna be my brother in law?
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to seriously end it?
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he wanted to stop coming.
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he had a pituitary tumor,
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with watching a train wreck.
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to eight pounds per cubic inch.
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and you wake up fighting for breath,
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on your heart.
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in prescribing this for you.
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282. But testing shows rem- wise,
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285. Arousals mean a change
in your stages in your sleep.
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287. I'll stop by tomorrow okay?
See how you did.
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how should I know?
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291. The one who ordered the house arrest?
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292. Answer the door,
it's a goddamn expression.
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293. I'm gonna go wash my hands.
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294. Hello, I'm Catherine,
a friend of corrado's.
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295. Fuck me.
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you're unlisted.
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302. Better.
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303. Is this a bad time for a visit?
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304. Actually, the nurse
just got here.
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have my examination.
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since Louis past.
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school with my older brother.
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dreadnought would help?
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317. She seems alright.
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318. What the hell would
we have in common?
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319. Bunion, you know how
I feel about feet.
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320. Look at this.
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with the cleavage?
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322. Finger food is better
than last year.
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323. It's not the landfill,
the problem is the limit.
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at two grand a day,
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I got to fuck with ins and outs.
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329. I got to file it
in triplicate every day.
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330. Right.
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331. How ya doing?
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I'll introduce you.
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completely transformed.
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341. You are a giant asshole,
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let me get a drink.
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a waiter, c'mon.
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352. Nice to meet you.
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to the deli in Nutley?
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along those routes,
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with junior on this.
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if you're working with Walmart,
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364. Trying to earn here,
we're saving for a house.
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just picking up garbage.
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366. Not if you and
that fucking association,
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367. and that cocksucker Barone
don't let me expand.
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368. Are you fucking
stoonad or what?
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leaving garbage alone.
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those routes is different story,
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those fucking pricks
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down our necks again.
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that's your business.
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routes, it's my fucking business.
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fucking manson lamps,
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382. Another thing, don't tip
a truck on a problem customer.
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you make me fucking ride you.
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went private,
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landfill down in West Virginia.
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the epa's new guidelines,
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listen, I'm telling you.
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the transfer station.
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scaled out at nearly 3, 000 tons.
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a yard waste ban,
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on the eastern seaboard.
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399. Jesus Christ.
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, watch his head.
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what is she doing for you?
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the fuck alone?
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you'd ring his neck.
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last a week or two.
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as I can tell, it's...
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out, if it's nothing physical,
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is wrong with me?
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you'd be relieved.
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somebody puts their finger on
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that's wrong with me.
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420. I wish it was physical, so I can
have it ripped the fuck out.
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very frustrating,
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trying to help.
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some weight wouldn't hurt.
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424. Shit.
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426. Nah, they were out.
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427. I got crumbcake,
the Entenmann's.
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428. Disposal again?
Leave it,
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429. I told you, I gotta
get the flange.
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430. When, St. Smithen's day?
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didn't call back, did she?
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fountains of Wayne that time,
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what a piece she was.
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450. No I read it, I did.
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that's the way of life.
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were laughing with him at least.
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squandered on alcohol.
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the Irish and their liquor.
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he calls it, right?
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heartache funny is beyond me.
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what poverty is in this country.
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mother came off a little nicer?
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certain choices about
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to portray people.
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463. Like the nuns in that convent.
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464. Please, catholic school here
wasn't any better.
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465. He used to be
a school teacher, you know.
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466. Some school in Manhattan.
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467. My God, the way
he treated that wife.
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468. She'd be better off
if he beat her.
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469. Hello.
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470. Yeah T, it's me.
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471. Hey.
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472. Listen, that container came in.
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473. From the other side.
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474. Supposed to go to that guy...
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475. Great, about fucking time.
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476. It's better than she said,
it's un- fuckin'- believable.
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477. It's all original
world war ii shit.
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478. You're fucking kidding me.
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479. I know nothing!
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480. Nothing!
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481. I'm looking at the fucking
history channel here.
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482. You got to come down here.
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483. You'll love this stuff.
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484. Nah.
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485. We got eisenhower's dinnerware
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486. from allied headquarters
in London.
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487. We got a couple of Herman Goering's
personal pearl handled lugers,
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488. and get this...
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489. We got the jeep that Patton
drove around in, in sicily.
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490. We have ways of dealing
with you Mr. soprano!
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491. Aaaah!
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492. Put that thing down.
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493. Put that down, it's expensive.
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494. No, I better
listen to the lawyer.
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495. Are you sure?
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496. Yeah.
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497. You guys go ahead without me.
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498. Alright, talk to you later.
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499. Alright.
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500. How'bout a mystery?
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501. The mystery
is that Rosalie read...
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502. What? I liked it.
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503. What about something like
"cider house rules"?
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504. Yeah, but not so sad.
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505. So, how's that
English class going?
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506. Comparative literature,
whatever.
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507. Comp lit was last semester.
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508. I told you I'm taking lacan,
deconstructive theory.
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509. Ooh, deconstructivist,
excuse me.
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510. Incredible,
they could care less.
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511. This is delicious.
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512. And your grandfather
a contractor.
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513. Deconstructivism.
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514. Ah.
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515. My droll mom.
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516. Excuse me, could you
move your cigarette?
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517. Pardon me?
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518. It's blowing
into my son's face.
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519. Thank you.
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520. We're allowed to smoke.
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521. Unfortunately an area where
New Jersey is woefully behind,
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522. but could you move it?
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523. Mom, it's no big deal.
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524. It's no big deal
to move it either.
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525. I don't think so.
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526. I'm sorry?
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527. I'm not gonna move it.
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528. Why not?
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529. Because you're very rude.
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530. I said excuse me,
quite clearly.
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531. Your tone.
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532. It's a health hazard, move it.
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533. No.
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534. I'm a physician,
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535. do you know what you're
doing to the rest of us?
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536. My son has taken the trouble
in his own life,
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537. to live in
a smoke- free dorm.
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538. My salutations.
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539. Mom.
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540. This isn't
a smoke- free restaurant.
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541. Look, this is silly, could you
just move the fucking thing?
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542. Not when you talk like that.
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543. Just move
the cigarette, please?
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544. No.
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545. No?
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546. No.
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547. Mom!
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548. Well?
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549. You bitch.
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550. She must be drunk.
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551. Excuse me, what did you say?
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552. Ma'am, c'mon.
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553. I saw what happened
let's just, shall we?
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554. Will you call the police?
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555. I don't think that's warranted,
but ma'am...
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556. oh no, please, call the police,
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557. because I'm not the one
with a lethal weapon here.
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558. Ma'am, I'd like you to leave.
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559. C'mon Jason.
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560. I'm outta here.
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561. Hello.
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562. In here.
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563. Uncle jun'?
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564. In here, the kitchen!
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565. Where you been?
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566. I've been calling you
all afternoon.
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567. My fucking hand
is stuck down the drain.
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568. And I can't reach
the fucking phone.
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569. Good thing I'm nice,
'cause I can start tickling you.
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570. Jesus Christ.
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571. How long you
been standing there?
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572. Six hours!
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573. Now get the fucking detergent
and lubricate my wrist.
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574. Motherfuckin' sonofabitch.
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575. I thought you were Bobby.
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576. Why didn't you
just call a plumber?
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577. With what, my fucking toes?
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578. Relax.
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579. Relax.
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580. Let it go limp.
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581. Limp, you're flexing!
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582. Let it go limp.
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583. Limp.
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584. That's it, you're flexing.
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585. Limp, that's it simmer down.
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586. Simmer down.
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587. Easy.
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588. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
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589. Oh, this fucking house.
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590. I'm dying here.
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591. Just take it easy, okay?
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592. You're coming to the engagement
party at least, right?
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593. We'll special permission.
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594. I'll make some coffee.
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595. I don't give a shit
if you do or you don't.
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596. It's light.
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597. You got your nephew
to thank for that.
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598. What do you mean?
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599. I ran into him the other day
at the garbage man's ball,
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600. whatever the fuck it is.
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601. He said we can't sell coke
on the route any more.
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602. What?
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603. That's what he said.
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604. I guess nobody
should eat, but him.
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605. You should have seen him
in the golf outfit,
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606. he looked like Wallace beery.
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607. Where does he
get the effrontery?
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608. He's the boss.
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609. Whether he has
grand mals or not.
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610. And this shit is okay with you?
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611. I know how much
you love him, Jr.
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612. I don't want to say
anything disparaging.
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613. You know how it is
, they're bureaucrats,
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614. they nit, they pick.
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615. It's passive- aggressive,
pure and simple.
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616. They have their lives,
themselves.
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617. I know, I know,
they're not out in the field.
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618. What can I do
? It's mandatory.
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619. Okay, hold on.
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620. Connie, get me the paperwork
on the separation requirements
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621. for New Jersey.
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622. Where is it?
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623. I don't know, I put them
with the recycling files.
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624. Can I get you something?
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625. Coffee?
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626. No.
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627. No, I'm alright.
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628. I'll be going home soon.
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629. I embarrassed my son.
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630. How's he supposed to know,
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631. where this type
of behavior is coming from?
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632. Think it's time you considered
a 12- step program?
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633. I'm not an alcoholic, Elliot.
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634. Besides I have you, this.
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635. Therapy isn't a substitute,
you know that.
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636. I won't drink
with my son any more.
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637. We're bargaining now?
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638. I'll go to a meeting.
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639. I'm also prescribing luvox.
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640. Luvox?
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641. Is for ocd.
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642. Among other things,
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643. I've had success with it treating
other compulsions as well.
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644. Compulsions?
Elliot, c'mon.
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645. You're patient, Jennifer,
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646. your inability to bring
the therapy to a conclusion.
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647. Elliot, I honestly believe
that he's not ready.
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648. Refer him to another doctor.
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649. You really think that I'm...
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650. obsessed?
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651. Luvox.
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652. Jesus Christ.
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653. That coke provides
a nice income stream.
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654. Do you have any ideas
the bills I got?
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655. Just keep it away
from the garbage routes.
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656. The lawyers, the doctors,
the prescriptions,
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657. a double sawbuck
for a plastic pillow,
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658. just so I can sit comfortably.
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659. Why don't you just sit on that
nice pile of cash you got?
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660. My finances are nobody's
goddamn business.
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661. And that garbage
is my business.
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662. I don't want you and that
other shit- bird fucking it up.
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663. Your business.
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664. Yeah, why don't you get that
true that bald dome of yours?
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665. Why does everything
have to be so difficult?
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666. You know, back in the'50s
we worked together.
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667. Even rival families settled
their differences, amicably.
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668. Oh yeah, I remember that picture
of Albert Anastasia lying there
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669. all amicable
on the barbershop floor.
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670. There were exceptions,
I'm just saying.
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671. Oh I'm sorry,
should I come back?
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672. It's alright.
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673. We're done here.
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674. Bad night last night, huh?
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675. Let's see if we can't get you a
more comfortable fit on this mask.
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676. That little cupcake,
she never came back.
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677. The one with the mask.
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678. Tracey?
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679. Sent her a bottle of Shalimar.
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680. She never mentioned it.
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681. You should be happy at least,
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682. the stent was
a complete success.
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683. Let's not tempt fate
by taxing the heart.
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684. How many migs
you shoot down last week?
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685. Where's that fucking manicott'?
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686. It's gone.
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687. Half a fucking tray in there!
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688. I was hungry.
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689. Sonofabitch.
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690. It's not my fault
you got your hand caught.
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691. Why do you have to be so nasty?
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692. Directory assistant,
what listing?
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693. Belleville, I need a number
for a Catherine Romano.
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694. Thank you, for what city?
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695. Cocksucker, belleville!
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696. Please hold for an operator.
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697. Any allergies,
shellfish, perhaps?
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698. No, I eat shrimp all the time.
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699. Msg? Any change
in medication?
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700. No.
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701. A new laundry detergent,
something like that?
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702. I don't know, I don't think so.
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703. Have you been under
any undue stress lately?
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704. Is that the only word
you people know?
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705. Sometimes pressure can result
in contact dermatitis.
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706. Oh is that what that is?
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707. See know I knew that was bad.
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708. It means rash.
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709. Look at it,
it's bleeding, for chrissake.
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710. You've been scratching it.
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711. You said you work at
a sanitation transfer station.
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712. Dollars to donuts, you're being
exposed to an irritant in the air.
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713. I sit in an office.
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714. I'll write you a scrip
for cortisone cream.
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715. Dr. Cusamano says you've
been seeing a psychotherapist.
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716. So?
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717. I suggest you talk about
stress management with him.
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718. To tell the truth,
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719. I was surprised
to hear from you.
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720. I was sorry we
missed our visit.
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721. I had the feeling
you weren't interested.
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722. No.
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723. No.
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724. I stopped by the other day
but I guess you were out.
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725. It was odd.
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726. I thought I heard
you hollering.
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727. Funny how life works.
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728. The different paths.
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729. Yeah.
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730. All leading to the cemetery.
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731. Can I ask you
something, corrado?
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732. Was my Lou ever...
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733. You know, on the take?
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734. No, of course not.
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735. Why would you ask such a thing?
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736. Sometimes you know,
I'd find money.
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737. Hundreds of dollars, cash,
in his pockets at night.
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738. Probably won it
at the racetrack.
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739. You think so?
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740. Sure, why not?
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741. Somebody has to win.
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742. Well the kitchen needs
some work but, you know,
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743. a little marble,
maybe some new fixtures.
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744. It's nice.
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745. You think he'll come
down on the price?
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746. I don't know.
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747. Tony, it's your sister,
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748. would it kill you to
take a little interest?
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749. I'm here, ain't I?
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750. Sorry we're late.
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751. The paper says fox hill Lane,
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752. she takes me
to stag trail road.
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753. Not bad, huh, Carm?
Oh, wow.
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754. If we have kids, ma's house
is just not big enough.
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755. And like Tony says,
it's not our house anyway.
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756. Come here, you gotta
see this bedroom.
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757. You can make a den
out of the closet.
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758. Talked to my Uncle
the other day, rich.
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759. Yeah, I heard.
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760. So we're clear on this
drug shit, right Richie?
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761. Now the reason I'm asking you,
850 grand's a pretty big nut.
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762. I don't know if your parole job
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763. at the fish market's
gonna cover it.
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764. Tell me about it.
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765. These walls,
skim- coat.
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766. Not that plain sheetrock shit.
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767. They put in a lawn
this year, it's new.
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768. When did you put your lawn in?
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769. Richie.
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770. This is a great
school district.
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771. Are you alright?
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772. I got to go.
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773. What's the matter?
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774. Nothing, just...
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775. I feel hot.
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776. Oh my God, your all clammy,
let's get you home.
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777. No, no, you stay with them
and help them.
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778. I'll see you later.
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779. Oh, you poor bastard.
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780. Hey Tony, you got a minute?
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781. Yeah, sure, what's up?
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782. What are you doing?
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783. Organizing a basketball pool,
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784. for the people in the office.
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785. Yeah sounds great,
should be fun.
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786. Yeah.
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787. I got a call from
a friend of mine in Nutley.
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788. Guy's a cop.
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789. They got Richie's
driver on video.
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790. He sold three ounces of coke
at an arcade down there.
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791. It's alright,
I talked to Richie.
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792. This was last night.
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793. Guess we'll have to
torch a truck or something.
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794. Oh, but you don't
want to hear that.
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795. I sure as shit didn't say it.
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796. Dick, I'm trying to work
on this office pool.
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797. Sure, I'll leave you alone.
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798. Hello.
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799. Corrado?
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800. What the fuck are you doing
calling my home?
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801. Now listen,
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802. I'm the only person in
this family who doesn't curse,
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803. so just do me the favor.
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804. I want to see
how you're feeling.
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805. Is that so horrible?
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806. I'm fine.
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807. It's not easy being
abandoned, is it?
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808. Look to yourself.
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809. I had a stroke, corrado,
did you hear?
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810. Of course I heard,
I don't live in oshkosh.
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811. I heard you're keeping company
with that Catherine Romano.
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812. What the fuck?
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813. Never you mind about that.
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814. Aw, she's so sweet.
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815. I remember my Johnny told me,
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816. she let him feel her up
behind "the sons of Italy" hall.
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817. Listen livia, what you
don't know could fill a book.
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818. Is everything alright?
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819. My brother's wife.
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820. Oh livia, how is she?
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821. I heard she wasn't well.
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822. She never was well.
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823. Let's face it.
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824. That woman's life is very sad.
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825. If she fell into a sewer pipe,
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826. she'd come up holding
a gold watch in each hand.
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827. This was my father's.
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828. Actually it was his Uncle's.
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829. It's a little sweet, but there's
nothing like homemade wine.
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830. The vinegar eggplant.
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831. From four years ago.
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832. Take some home.
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833. I can't handle the acidity.
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834. If you like, I can
make us some lunch.
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835. Why go to the bother,
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836. there's a friendly's
on bloomfield Avenue.
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837. I can't.
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838. Don't you enjoy
going out corrado?
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839. It's not that I don't enjoy it.
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840. Well, what is it then,
your heart?
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841. No, it's certain
legal difficulties.
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842. The truth is I can't go out.
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843. I'm under house arrest.
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844. Oh my God, does it hurt?
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845. It beeps.
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846. Sends a signal
if I leave the house.
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847. You can't go anywhere?
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848. The choices we make, huh?
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849. Occasionally I can
get special permission.
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850. Banking, the doctors,
certain family obligations.
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851. For most part though...
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852. I understand if you
don't want to stay.
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853. I enjoy you, corrado,
I always did.
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854. You stay, I'll bring food in.
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855. Trying to keep a low profile,
what's the fucking point?
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856. I'm still a miserable prick
and I'm still passing out.
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857. Thing on the history channel
the other night,
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858. on the American revolution.
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859. You know we're the only
country in the world
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860. where the pursuit of happiness
is guaranteed in writing?
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861. You believe that, hmm?
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862. Bunch of fucking spoiled brats.
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863. Where's my happiness then?
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864. It's the pursuit
that's guaranteed.
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865. Always a fucking
loophole, right?
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866. Well, you seem
very mellow today.
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867. Let's talk about you.
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868. You seem like you're on drugs
and I'm boring myself to death.
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869. I'm ready for the George
Sanders long walk here.
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870. Do you know why
a shark keeps moving?
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871. They got to keep moving
or they'll die,
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872. they can't breathe
or something.
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873. There's a psychological
condition known as alexithymia,
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874. common in certain
personalities.
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875. The individual craves
almost ceaseless action,
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876. which enables them to avoid acknowledging
the abhorrent things they do.
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877. Abhorrent?
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878. What certain personalities?
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879. Antisocial personalities.
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880. My future
brother- in- law...
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881. Ran over a guy, no reason.
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882. Guy's paralyzed, has to
piss into a cathode tube.
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883. What happens when these
antisocial personalities
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884. aren't distracted from
the horrible shit they do?
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885. They have time to think
about their behavior.
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886. How what they do
affects other people.
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887. About feelings of emptiness
and self- loathing,
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888. haunting them since childhood.
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889. And they crash.
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890. Which one of them knew?
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891. Knew what?
Copy !req
892. Jerry grill had asthma...
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893. He never was one
to let common sense
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894. get in the way of
whatever he wanted to do.
Copy !req
895. What about Chris Newman?
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896. Grale's house was the last thing
standing in the way of that new deli.
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897. I'm sure Chris is glad
to see him gone too.
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898. What about Howard?
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899. Corrado.
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900. Hmm.
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901. I got caught in
the middle of the fight...
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902. And you have no broken bones?
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903. Actually they ignored me.
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904. Fucking thing.
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905. Shh, with that talk.
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906. That he'd been
cheatin' on her
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907. where'd you hear that?
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908. Her father told her while
I was standing there.
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909. Every one of them had a motive.
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910. The thing is who
had the opportunity
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911. and who was it
who knew he had asthma?
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912. I threw.
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913. C'mon.
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914. Ho, our long lost leader.
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915. Somebody most owe him money.
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916. Tony, how you doing?
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917. How's the Clay pigeon?
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918. I'm getting there.
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919. You could knock Cardozo
law school all you want,
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920. but his lawyer says
the gun charge will not stick.
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921. Yeah, congratulations.
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922. We were talking about
you know, down the docks.
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923. Driving off some off
that Japanese technology.
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924. Hesh knows a guy.
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925. Oh yeah?
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926. So what else is going on?
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927. Nothing.
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928. I'm having good luck with Swiss
basics' moisturizing formula.
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929. Maybe I'll try it.
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930. Oh!
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931. Yeah!
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932. What the fuck?
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933. Holy shit.
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934. Look at that.
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935. It's that dipshit
carmine again.
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936. Sil, go tell him no speeding
in neighborhood.
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937. I'm on it.
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938. C'mon.
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939. What an asshole.
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940. Carmine, what the fuck's
the matter with you?
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941. How many times
we gotta tell you,
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942. do not speed in this
fucking neighborhood!
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943. C'mon, you hurt?
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944. That's too bad,
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945. you should be fucking crippled,
you fucking asshole!
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946. Don't do that again
you understand me?
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947. Understand me?
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948. People could be fucking hurt,
you know that?
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949. You know that?
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950. You alright?
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951. You sure?
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952. Tony.
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953. Oh, agent Harris.
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954. How are you?
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955. Good, good to see you.
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956. I was in the neighborhood,
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957. I wanted to introduce you
to my new partner.
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958. Joe Marquez, Tony soprano.
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959. What's the matter,
no openings in the post office?
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960. How'bout those nets, huh?
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961. What a series.
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962. It's that guy, Williams.
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963. Yeah, he's good.
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964. That fourth quarter
was amazing.
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965. How'd the Knicks do?
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966. It was close, really close.
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967. Look at this asshole.
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968. Friend of yours?
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969. He drives too fast, and he's
always fucking hitting shit.
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970. Captions copyright 2000
home box office
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