1. Okay, listen up.Copy !req
2. This is the NASD Series 7
stockbroker's exam.Copy !req
3. It will test your knowledge of stocks,
bonds and other securities.Copy !req
4. If your last name starts with
A through L, you should be next door.Copy !req
5. The exam is in two parts, each
part is three hours long...Copy !req
6. there will be a one-hour break.Copy !req
7. As I call your name,
please answer "here."Copy !req
8. - Martin, Samantha.
- Here.Copy !req
9. - McClure, Peter.
- Here.Copy !req
10. - Moltisanti, Christopher.
- Here!Copy !req
11. Tony!Copy !req
12. Ton'!Copy !req
13. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
14. Can I talk to you?Copy !req
15. - Where the fuck you been?
- We're gonna talk here?Copy !req
16. - Come in the house.
- I got your word, I walk in...Copy !req
17. I'm walking back out.Copy !req
18. I don't see you for all this time.Copy !req
19. No word. Nothing.Copy !req
20. This is how you come back?Copy !req
21. Do I got your word?Copy !req
22. Coffee?Copy !req
23. No.Copy !req
24. You look good.Copy !req
25. - Tan.
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
26. The tan ghost.Copy !req
27. You're a good guy, Tony,
but you abuse that jokey shit.Copy !req
28. - What you gotta say to me?
- I'm back, Tony.Copy !req
29. I'm tan.Copy !req
30. I'm in a fucking tan nightmare.Copy !req
31. What, you think I'm stupid?Copy !req
32. I don't know it when every one of my
friends turns against me? Fuck!Copy !req
33. All right, easy, okay?
I don't think you're stupid.Copy !req
34. There was a fucking rat.Copy !req
35. So you finger me?Copy !req
36. You think I didn't know
what was going on...Copy !req
37. when you come to my house,
telling me you're my friend?Copy !req
38. That's when I knew I was in trouble.Copy !req
39. When out of the blue you start
telling me you're my friend!Copy !req
40. - Oh, is that right?
- Anthony Jr., get up!Copy !req
41. I think I'm sick!Copy !req
42. You owe me the fucking explanation!
You know it!Copy !req
43. Well, remind me never
to get sick again.Copy !req
44. Never to have a serious illness,
because with you, Sylvio and Paulie...Copy !req
45. and all you pricks, weakness
spreads as fucking treason!Copy !req
46. Fuck you! I don't want to hear
about your back anymore!Copy !req
47. Who's your fucking boss, huh?
Who gets the explanation?Copy !req
48. Am I supposed to trust you?
You off-the-reservation cocksucker!Copy !req
49. It was a broad, Tony.
It was complicated.Copy !req
50. - My back was for shit, you knew that.
- I don't want to hear about your back!Copy !req
51. That's how we met.
This fucking "spondylolisth."Copy !req
52. That's why I was popping Percocets
like freaking Jujubes.Copy !req
53. So my doctor, he prescribes
this clinic for me in Puerto Rico.Copy !req
54. I didn't exactly object,
given the vibes around here.Copy !req
55. Go ahead, check.Copy !req
56. - You don't tell your wife?
- That twat brought on most of this.Copy !req
57. - How?
- Listen.Copy !req
58. Down there I met this girl.Copy !req
59. Twenty-six...Copy !req
60. an acupuncturist. It was the only
thing that helped my sciatic nerve.Copy !req
61. One thing led to another.Copy !req
62. - You can't send one feeler to me?
- I'm gonna trust you?Copy !req
63. Paulie? Take the word of a
degenerate cop over me?Copy !req
64. Tony, who are you
talking to down there?Copy !req
65. Jesus!Copy !req
66. So why'd you come back, huh?
What changed?Copy !req
67. Nothing changed. That's the problem.Copy !req
68. Still got two kids in college.
One just got married, needs my help.Copy !req
69. I gotta get my action back.Copy !req
70. Oh, just like that?Copy !req
71. I came to you, Tony.
I'm in your hands.Copy !req
72. Bring up two cases of bottled water
with you, then!Copy !req
73. Come here.Copy !req
74. Come here, you fat fuck.Copy !req
75. Hey, my back! I still gotta get
these frigging shots.Copy !req
76. You fucking beached whale.Copy !req
77. Hey!Copy !req
78. Want to pat this down too?Copy !req
79. Come here.Copy !req
80. Come on.Copy !req
81. Don't ever pull this shit again.Copy !req
82. - So your uncle's under indictment?
- 12 RICO predicates.Copy !req
83. Who stepped up to run his crew?Copy !req
84. Piss boy. Philly Parisi.Copy !req
85. Oh, yeah, Philly.Copy !req
86. Philly! Don't forget the pastries!Copy !req
87. That's my favorite bag.
Don't lose it.Copy !req
88. Yo, Philly!Copy !req
89. Were you waiting long?Copy !req
90. Not bad. We were late landing anyhow.
Thanks for doing this, Philly.Copy !req
91. Coming off the lam,
every nickel counts.Copy !req
92. These fucking cabs!Copy !req
93. So how's Boston?Copy !req
94. It was good to be back
for a while, then, you know...Copy !req
95. Do I? That place is Scranton,
with clams.Copy !req
96. So, what's been going on?Copy !req
97. Same tale of woe...Copy !req
98. What's this I hear about Tony
Soprano's mother, some accident?Copy !req
99. - Had her in a nursing home.
- Get out of here.Copy !req
100. This upset Junior no end.Copy !req
101. When Junior come after him...Copy !req
102. Tony went to the home,
tried to suffocate his own mother.Copy !req
103. You shouldn't spread that rumor.
That's some ugly shit.Copy !req
104. Only telling you.Copy !req
105. - Listen, you'd be fucking amazed.
- There's more?Copy !req
106. No, what?Copy !req
107. - He was seeing a psychiatrist.
- Tony?Copy !req
108. Fucking broad from Montclair.Copy !req
109. Anyway...Copy !req
110. this...Copy !req
111. is who leads us now.Copy !req
112. Here you go, kid.Copy !req
113. There you go, you big mouth fuck!
Fuck!Copy !req
114. It's done.Copy !req
115. Maybe she's seeing someone.Copy !req
116. You know, the way I see you.Copy !req
117. See why she'd never tell me.Copy !req
118. I'm afraid we have to stop now.Copy !req
119. - When will your office be finished?
- My new carpet's not in yet.Copy !req
120. I'm sorry. I know this is awkward.Copy !req
121. My old therapist worked
out of his home.Copy !req
122. That's... not convenient for me.Copy !req
123. Yes?Copy !req
124. It's all over. Safe to go home now.Copy !req
125. How'd you get this number?Copy !req
126. Where are you calling from?Copy !req
127. Are you watching me?Copy !req
128. You know, Webistics would
be perfect for your portfolio.Copy !req
129. I know you're on a fixed income but...Copy !req
130. with Webistics you could triple
your money in a year.Copy !req
131. What time is it?Copy !req
132. So, "E.F."
I'm listening.Copy !req
133. It's fucking tedious, this shit.Copy !req
134. Well, you are the boss.Copy !req
135. If it's your executive decision
to go down the shore...Copy !req
136. fuck it.Copy !req
137. Yeah.Copy !req
138. Yo, Matthew.Copy !req
139. I gotta take a meeting.
Keep things in control here.Copy !req
140. Word up. Later, chief!Copy !req
141. I shouldn't be telling you this.
Webistics is the next Yahoo.Copy !req
142. We're only selling it to
preferred clients.Copy !req
143. American Forestry? 191/2,
up 3/8. Very sound company.Copy !req
144. Uh-huh.Copy !req
145. Depends on whether you want to go
for growth or value.Copy !req
146. We've got hundreds of mutual funds
to choose from...Copy !req
147. You're supposed to push Webistics!Copy !req
148. I was just giving them alternatives.
Shit!Copy !req
149. Webistics is our pick of the week.Copy !req
150. Why? It's got a 3 million float,
the competition's robust and their...Copy !req
151. technology's two years behind!
Your stock's a dog!Copy !req
152. Ahh!Copy !req
153. We say sell, you sell!
Don't think about it!Copy !req
154. Please! Stop!Copy !req
155. Hey! Stop that!Copy !req
156. I'm still manager. This is
unacceptable. Where's Moltisanti?Copy !req
157. I'm gonna make a call.
I know who runs this operation.Copy !req
158. Get back in your fucking office.Copy !req
159. Anybody else got a problem?Copy !req
160. - Tony.
- Hey, counselor, how are you?Copy !req
161. - How are you?
- Good.Copy !req
162. - You look good.
- Thanks, have a seat.Copy !req
163. - You want a drink?
- No.Copy !req
164. Before we commence, a thousand
thank-yous for Webistics.Copy !req
165. I sold off some of my Disney
to buy it.Copy !req
166. My pleasure.Copy !req
167. So, where do we stand this month?Copy !req
168. Your uncle's petitioning to get out
on a medical, pending trial.Copy !req
169. Let him.Copy !req
170. - He thinks they might let him out.
- Maybe as a temptation for you to act.Copy !req
171. Since you're at the helm, it gets
back to putting up bigger blinds.Copy !req
172. Limiting your exposure to
potential RICO boo-boos.Copy !req
173. Only way to run a family these days
is bunker-style...Copy !req
174. you peer out through the slit.Copy !req
175. Excuse me.Copy !req
176. Yeah.Copy !req
177. You're not gonna believe this.
Your sister's here.Copy !req
178. - Barbara?
- No, Janice.Copy !req
179. - You're shitting me.
- No.Copy !req
180. I wonder what the scam is.Copy !req
181. I'm gonna be 5 grand lighter before
she rain-dances back to the commune.Copy !req
182. Tell her she can stay.Copy !req
183. Are you sure?Copy !req
184. Yeah.Copy !req
185. We'll get Barbara, Tom and the kids
and make a reunion out of it.Copy !req
186. - But obviously...
- Your mother isn't welcome.Copy !req
187. Give Janice my love.Copy !req
188. See you later.Copy !req
189. - My sister's here from Seattle.
- Nice.Copy !req
190. Where is he?Copy !req
191. Let me pinch those bulldog cheeks.
Come over here!Copy !req
192. - Puerto Rico?
- Yeah.Copy !req
193. That water down there. You think
you'd have shit some weight off.Copy !req
194. You say we were gonna crab the
river looking for him?Copy !req
195. - What's the matter with you?
- Tony explained it.Copy !req
196. - Listen to this.
- You heard about Jimmy Altieri?Copy !req
197. Flipped, fucking asshole.Copy !req
198. - Had two when they buried him.
- So, all my money on the street...Copy !req
199. all those payments,
I guess just evaporated?Copy !req
200. We made your pickups for you.Copy !req
201. Thanks, Paulie. I mean that.Copy !req
202. No shit.Copy !req
203. - They all paid up to the letter?
- Few things got lost in the confusion.Copy !req
204. You can picture.Copy !req
205. Did what we could with the
information we had.Copy !req
206. Boss of the family
deserves the credit.Copy !req
207. - Salute!
- Salute!Copy !req
208. - Hey, Silv.
- What?Copy !req
209. What?Copy !req
210. I've been gone a long time.
Let me hear it.Copy !req
211. "Just when I thought I was out,
they pull me back in."Copy !req
212. "All right, Kay.Copy !req
213. Just this one time, I'll let you
ask me about my affairs."Copy !req
214. "Is it true, Michael?"Copy !req
215. "No."Copy !req
216. "You fucking schifosa."Copy !req
217. "Our true enemy has yet...Copy !req
218. to reveal himself."Copy !req
219. He's on a roll!Copy !req
220. I gotta get the fuck out of here!Copy !req
221. Oh, Tony, I hate to ruin the party.Copy !req
222. Got a call from Loiaco
down at brokerage.Copy !req
223. "Chip and Dale" sent one
of the brokers...Copy !req
224. - ... to the emergency room.
- Oh, fuck me! These kids!Copy !req
225. My fucking nephew, right?Copy !req
226. You call him and tell him
I want to see him right away.Copy !req
227. It all checks out.Copy !req
228. Puerto Rico, the clinic.
All that shit, from what I can tell.Copy !req
229. - How was the guest bed, sleep okay?
- Great.Copy !req
230. Except usually I bring my own
pillow. Ergonomic.Copy !req
231. Got ripped off at a bus stop
in Rapid City.Copy !req
232. Linoleum's not good enough no more?Copy !req
233. Look who decides to join us!
My little brother.Copy !req
234. - How you doing, Jan?
- Good.Copy !req
235. - "Parvati."
- I'm her brother, I get a pass.Copy !req
236. You look good.
You look like a teenager.Copy !req
237. - My therapist says I'm regressing.
- Your therapist?Copy !req
238. - Who pays for that?
- State of Washington.Copy !req
239. - Total disability.
- Oh, yeah...Copy !req
240. - ... the Epstein-Barr.
- Was.Copy !req
241. Carpal tunnel from my last job.
Steam milk machine.Copy !req
242. No worse pain.Copy !req
243. I stayed up waiting.
When did you get in?Copy !req
244. Late, you know, morning.Copy !req
245. What's that smell?Copy !req
246. Miso soup with seaweed.Copy !req
247. She was telling us about Seattle.Copy !req
248. I better not see those
grunge pants on you.Copy !req
249. - Dad, how do you stay so hip?
- I'll be back in a sec.Copy !req
250. Don't let your father near my soup.
He makes fun...Copy !req
251. but he'll eat anything
that's not locked away.Copy !req
252. Don't see her in years
and you start in on her diet?Copy !req
253. Believe me, she gives as good
as she gets.Copy !req
254. Give me a hit off that.Copy !req
255. Oh, ho! Who's in charge here?Copy !req
256. You look sensational, Janice,
really. You know, not a line.Copy !req
257. - Beautiful kids. You must be proud.
- Yeah, how about that, huh?Copy !req
258. Even with our genes.Copy !req
259. So, you still with that... Adolf?Copy !req
260. Rolf.Copy !req
261. No. Rolf went back to Andorra.Copy !req
262. - You seem good. Mood-wise.
- Yeah, things are very good nowadays.Copy !req
263. How are things really with Ma?Copy !req
264. She's dead to me.Copy !req
265. I don't want to get in your way.Copy !req
266. You stayed and took the brunt.Copy !req
267. Barb and I, we're never gonna forget.Copy !req
268. You forgot it okay for about 20
years. At least Barb pitched in.Copy !req
269. I've made my share of mistakes. But
Ma can't stay in the hospital forever.Copy !req
270. I'll tell you about her stroke.
It's called a conversion reaction.Copy !req
271. It's a big opera brought on by
repressed rage. It's bullshit.Copy !req
272. No infarc-whatever-the-fuck.Copy !req
273. But the symptoms were the same
as a stroke...Copy !req
274. so she can't take care of herself.Copy !req
275. She's on the lam in that hospital.
From me.Copy !req
276. Who did what to who,
it's not my business.Copy !req
277. Mom is bewildered. I mention you
and her eyes fill up with tears.Copy !req
278. Oh, boy!Copy !req
279. I'm not asking you to step in, Tony.Copy !req
280. It's my turn now. That's why I came.Copy !req
281. She's a strega. She's the devil.Copy !req
282. She was. Now she's just a confused,
frightened old woman.Copy !req
283. So, look, all I need is
a couple hundred bucks...Copy !req
284. to fix her car so I can get back
and forth to the hospital.Copy !req
285. Then I'll take her to Seattle.
I'll stay in her house meanwhile.Copy !req
286. Oh, I doubt that.Copy !req
287. - I just put her house on the market.
- Oh.Copy !req
288. Look...Copy !req
289. I'm glad you're here. Okay?Copy !req
290. You want to play Florence Nightingale,
that's your choice.Copy !req
291. Only this is the last time
we mention her in this house.Copy !req
292. Okay.Copy !req
293. Hey, T!Copy !req
294. Seven and Seven, over here.
Whoa, what's the matter now?Copy !req
295. Loiaco called. Your two friends
beat the shit out of a broker.Copy !req
296. - Two others quit.
- He was pushing some other stock!Copy !req
297. It attracts negative attention.Copy !req
298. Then the fucks rip off
a Porsche from our own building.Copy !req
299. - I'll call them.
- No, you'll go down there. Now.Copy !req
300. What did you get your license
for, your résumé?Copy !req
301. I told you, spend more time
down at the brokerage.Copy !req
302. You're the SEC compliance officer,
for chrissake!Copy !req
303. You gotta exercise impulse control.Copy !req
304. Okay, Ton. I'm sorry.Copy !req
305. Okay.Copy !req
306. All right.Copy !req
307. - I can't show it in this condition.
- What is this?Copy !req
308. There's a high school up the street.
A sink was left on upstairs.Copy !req
309. You don't even want to see
the toilets.Copy !req
310. Excuse me.Copy !req
311. Wait'll I catch these kids.Copy !req
312. Break a few windows,
think they're Johnny Badass.Copy !req
313. The fuckin' jackals.Copy !req
314. Will you stop, please?Copy !req
315. Your sister Barbara and the kids
are coming down.Copy !req
316. You better not be in this mood.Copy !req
317. - And I need you to pick up sausage.
- Yeah, how many pounds, hot or sweet?Copy !req
318. Don't you act like it's a chore.
This party was your idea.Copy !req
319. You said you were happy
Janice was home.Copy !req
320. And my parents are coming and...Copy !req
321. Oh, really?Copy !req
322. Now that the dragon lady's gone,
they'll set foot in our house?Copy !req
323. She said some horrible things
to them over the years.Copy !req
324. Hey, I'm not defending her.
She's dead to me.Copy !req
325. Mope your way through this,
I'll cut your throat.Copy !req
326. - I've been in a great mood lately.
- Right.Copy !req
327. You need to start therapy again.
You're self-medicating.Copy !req
328. - We haven't had sex since...
- Forget it. No therapy.Copy !req
329. You should take a look at what they
did to your mother's bedroom.Copy !req
330. They're rookies. They're not used
to this kind of stress...Copy !req
331. - He better not say a word.
- It won't happen again.Copy !req
332. - You got my word on that.
- I appreciate it, Chris, thank you.Copy !req
333. Come on in.Copy !req
334. Hey, Chris, brought you a little capp.Copy !req
335. Thanks.Copy !req
336. Sit down.Copy !req
337. Refresh my memory on this play
we're making on Webistics.Copy !req
338. We own 400,000 shares at 60 cents.Copy !req
339. Trade on the bulletin board, OTC.Copy !req
340. If we cold-call enough
seniors, pump and dump.Copy !req
341. Yeah, yeah. You guys ain't spent
much time in the NFL, face it.Copy !req
342. What? Two years with Eddie Stags.Copy !req
343. Besides waxing his car.Copy !req
344. - When he was in county...
- When you're bleeding a guy...Copy !req
345. you don't squeeze him
dry right away.Copy !req
346. Contrarily, you let him
do his bidding. Suavely.Copy !req
347. So you can bleed next week and the
week after. At a minimum.Copy !req
348. We don't need a guy getting pissed
and running to the SEC.Copy !req
349. - Is that what you're saying?
- Break it down.Copy !req
350. - Sorry, Chris.
- When are we dumping the stock?Copy !req
351. You'll know when you need to know.Copy !req
352. Excellent.Copy !req
353. This is cold, by the way.Copy !req
354. Guys.Copy !req
355. Any more Porsches disappear, make it
two towns over. And I want a taste.Copy !req
356. You're the man.Copy !req
357. She's gonna be so happy to see you.Copy !req
358. - Grandma, it's me.
- Look who's here.Copy !req
359. - Ma, I'm going downstairs.
- You spend all day on that elevator.Copy !req
360. Grandma, you've got to eat.Copy !req
361. Let me die.Copy !req
362. Don't say that.Copy !req
363. I saw a light.Copy !req
364. And voices calling out to me.Copy !req
365. What went on with you and Dad?
Mom won't tell me.Copy !req
366. What? Why, what'd he say?Copy !req
367. - Nothing. He won't mention you.
- Eh, that one.Copy !req
368. He blames me for everything.Copy !req
369. I know. Me too.Copy !req
370. At night... they hit us.Copy !req
371. - Why can't our family just get along?
- Some people don't want to.Copy !req
372. But you, you listen to him.
You do what he says.Copy !req
373. He's your father.Copy !req
374. I won't leave you here like this.
They can't stop me from seeing you.Copy !req
375. Meadow. Meadow.Copy !req
376. Take that, in the drawer, in the
drawer. Take it.Copy !req
377. Oh, my God. This was
your grandmother's, wasn't it?Copy !req
378. It's so you won't forget me.Copy !req
379. Come on, motherfuck!Copy !req
380. Motherfuck!Copy !req
381. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
382. I told my family
I got broadsided...Copy !req
383. but I passed out behind the wheel.Copy !req
384. See, my mother and me,
we had a falling out.Copy !req
385. And since then, things
have been good.Copy !req
386. - Clean break.
- What kind of falling out?Copy !req
387. One of those unfortunate situations.Copy !req
388. A lot of screaming, profanity.Copy !req
389. Anyway, things were good.Copy !req
390. And then my sister came back.
It's good to see her, I guess.Copy !req
391. Cues from childhood kick in.
Older sister.Copy !req
392. That should be obvious enough.Copy !req
393. It's starting to bleed
into my business.Copy !req
394. What sort of business?Copy !req
395. Commercial and non-putrescible waste.Copy !req
396. Mr...Copy !req
397. "Spears."Copy !req
398. I watch the news like everyone else.Copy !req
399. I know who you are.
And I saw Analyze This.Copy !req
400. I don't need the ramifications that
could arise from treating someone...Copy !req
401. like yourself.Copy !req
402. Analyze This?Copy !req
403. It's a comedy.Copy !req
404. I'm not taking new patients.Copy !req
405. Oh, my baby sister!Copy !req
406. Oh, you look great!
Who is this little guy?Copy !req
407. Traffic was terrible...Copy !req
408. Keep it down!
You'll scare the neighbors!Copy !req
409. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
410. Oh, my baby!Copy !req
411. Cut it out. Knock it off!Copy !req
412. - Carm, the fire's almost ready.
- Great, Parv, I'll be out in a second.Copy !req
413. "Parvati," she's a cheese now?Copy !req
414. - It's a Hindu goddess.
- Nice for her.Copy !req
415. She still answers to "Janice"
if it makes you more comfortable.Copy !req
416. You! Go to the market, pick up
a couple cans of pears.Copy !req
417. Canned pears, not fresh.
That's the secret to my pound cake.Copy !req
418. And get some basilico
while you're there.Copy !req
419. - The pears, you want the Dole?
- I'm not even gonna answer this time.Copy !req
420. There's a new market, Dad, on Pike.
Lot of changes since you've been here.Copy !req
421. With that Mommy Dearest around?
Never again, I swore it.Copy !req
422. It's exactly what she wanted.
You played right into her hands.Copy !req
423. Remember what she said to you
at your wedding?Copy !req
424. She said it was a mistake. Tony
would get bored with you.Copy !req
425. Cannonball!Copy !req
426. Hey, take it easy.Copy !req
427. Tom, let me ask you something.
You ever go down to Cape...Copy !req
428. I love seeing them like that
over a fire.Copy !req
429. They're better over a spit.Copy !req
430. Who does Anthony look like right now?Copy !req
431. Dad.Copy !req
432. We stopped in to see Ma.
How do you think she is?Copy !req
433. Ma? A little weak,
but she's all there.Copy !req
434. Some family reunion, our mother
is barred from the premises.Copy !req
435. You shouldn't get too close.
Look what she tried to do to Tony.Copy !req
436. I have no fantasies about my mother.Copy !req
437. You know he's selling the house?
Ma's house.Copy !req
438. That's what I'm talking about. Don't
get involved, let Tony handle it.Copy !req
439. I called you 'cause I thought you'd
want to know if your mother was ill.Copy !req
440. 180 grand he's asking for that place.
Like he needs that.Copy !req
441. I'm glad someone's taking charge.Copy !req
442. You'll get your cut.Copy !req
443. Ma's not dead yet and there's no will.Copy !req
444. What? I mean, Ma still has rights.Copy !req
445. Tony pays for her retirement home,
for the upkeep on her car...Copy !req
446. Take it easy. According to you,
that could've been Robert Mitchum.Copy !req
447. Jesus Christ. Fucking Paulie
Gualtieri. Isn't he dead yet?Copy !req
448. You're not gonna stay for dessert?
It's grappa cake my mother made.Copy !req
449. My friends are having
a gallery opening...Copy !req
450. and I'm trying to get them
to finance my video.Copy !req
451. I'll leave some cake out for you.Copy !req
452. Hey, I'm sorry.Copy !req
453. - Hey.
- What's up?Copy !req
454. What the fuck?Copy !req
455. - I am sure there's an explanation.
- Oh, there is. There is.Copy !req
456. Take Ma back to Seattle. She came
for the house and a $400 car.Copy !req
457. That was the con.
That's the level she works at.Copy !req
458. - Maybe the sign was broken or fell.
- I'm still a little fat kid to her.Copy !req
459. She think she's gonna stop the
sale, picking up a sign?Copy !req
460. She were here, I'd bounce her
head against the wall!Copy !req
461. Look at yourself, Tony!Copy !req
462. What do you care about that house?Copy !req
463. It's not gonna stop with the house.
The $300 pillow...Copy !req
464. - ... then the video equipment.
- When are you getting back to therapy?Copy !req
465. Hey, don't start with that. Okay?Copy !req
466. I'm not insane and I'm not
overreacting. You don't know...Copy !req
467. - ... this little pucchiac...
- All right!Copy !req
468. This is getting you no place.
Go outside...Copy !req
469. join the party, be with friends,
have some pleasure. Go ahead.Copy !req
470. - Fucking bitch!
- Tony! Go ahead. Go have a beer.Copy !req
471. - What the fuck you doing?
- Second seating coming up.Copy !req
472. Fucking moron.Copy !req
473. Look at my wife over there.Copy !req
474. No, wait, Ton. The neighbor's dog
is on your property.Copy !req
475. You're a fucking moron.Copy !req
476. Anyway, we flew first class.Copy !req
477. What service?Copy !req
478. You get frequent flyer upgrades?Copy !req
479. Only time you took a trip was with the
Rockette who put LSD in your drink.Copy !req
480. - Where'd you get the tickets? Cuban?
- Yeah.Copy !req
481. There must be a way to divert
frequent flyer miles on a grand scale.Copy !req
482. You gotta break into the
main computer.Copy !req
483. - What is that, "cracking"?
- Hacking.Copy !req
484. Shelley Hack! Remember her?Copy !req
485. - Yeah, those were the days.
- Good actress.Copy !req
486. Let me tell you something, you can't
get good sausage and peppers no more.Copy !req
487. I used to go down to Mulberry St. when
I was a kid. Sausage and peppers.Copy !req
488. Now you go down there and there's
these guys with towels...Copy !req
489. - You didn't like it?
- Fuck off.Copy !req
490. So when do we get to roll with Tony?Copy !req
491. - What?
- Are you tripping?Copy !req
492. We gotta work our way up.Copy !req
493. Must be deep, hanging out with him.Copy !req
494. - Who?
- Mr. T.Copy !req
495. You cap motherfuckers together?Copy !req
496. Nah, too big. He doesn't get dirty.Copy !req
497. We don't mind, we'll do anything.
Wet work, pick up his shirts.Copy !req
498. Does Tony ever... talk about us?Copy !req
499. No.Copy !req
500. - You gonna drink or just sit there?
- Sit.Copy !req
501. - What the fuck's the matter with you?
- You leave my gas burner on.Copy !req
502. - I almost lit a cigarette and died!
- I apologized!Copy !req
503. Why you can't use a lighter to
cook your shit is beyond me.Copy !req
504. - When things were finally going good...
- Shut up!Copy !req
505. Why? They'll still kiss ass.
They don't care if you're a junkie.Copy !req
506. Sit down!Copy !req
507. - I hate you, fucking pig. Get off me!
- Fucking whore!Copy !req
508. - Fuck you.
- Go home! Get my dinner ready!Copy !req
509. Don't yell. Don't scream.Copy !req
510. All cutlery stays right where it is.Copy !req
511. How's the bagels here?Copy !req
512. You don't answer my calls,
I got no choice.Copy !req
513. Walking away is a choice. Ruining my
practice, it's a choice.Copy !req
514. You got your office back.
No harm done.Copy !req
515. One of my patients committed suicide
because I wasn't available to her.Copy !req
516. Know what that means to me?Copy !req
517. She can't eat bagels.Copy !req
518. She can't call in sick
because she's feeling blue.Copy !req
519. She's gone. She's in the ground
because of you.Copy !req
520. I don't deserve your help.Copy !req
521. - And I hate your system.
- Fuck you!Copy !req
522. But I got a family.Copy !req
523. Believe it or not, they're
better off with me than without.Copy !req
524. And I don't know what else to do.Copy !req
525. - I drove off the road.
- You look fine.Copy !req
526. The airbag.Copy !req
527. - You told me if I was driving and...
- That...Copy !req
528. was a different time for us.Copy !req
529. I don't blame you.Copy !req
530. - Maybe you can recommend somebody.
- I would never...Copy !req
531. ask another colleague
to get involved in this.Copy !req
532. How many more have to die
for your personal growth?Copy !req
533. Look at me.Copy !req
534. I swear to Jesus Christ,
nobody got killed 'cause of you.Copy !req
535. Get out of my life!Copy !req
536. Hey.Copy !req
537. What are you doing home?Copy !req
538. Nothing.Copy !req
539. I thought it was AJ,
home from school.Copy !req
540. Yeah.Copy !req
541. - You all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
542. Want a little cold pasta?
I could microwave it.Copy !req
543. Looks good.Copy !req
544. - Want cheese, something to drink?
- Nah.Copy !req
545. Sit down.Copy !req