1. Okay, listen up.
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2. This is the NASD series
seven stockbroker's exam.
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3. It will test your basic knowledge
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4. of stocks, bonds, and other securities.
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5. If your last name starts with a through I,
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6. you should be next door.
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7. The exam is in two parts,
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8. each part is three hours long.
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9. There will be a one hour break.
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10. As I call your name, please answer, "here".
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11. Martin, Samantha.
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12. Here.
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13. McClure, Peter.
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14. Here.
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15. Moltisanti, Christopher.
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16. Here.
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17. Tony...
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18. Ton'!
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19. Jesus Christ!
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20. Talk to you?
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21. Where the fuck you been?
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22. We're gonna talk here.
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23. Come into the house.
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24. I got your word if I walk in there,
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25. I'm walking back out.
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26. I don't see you for all this time,
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27. no word, nothing.
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28. And this is the way you come back to me?
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29. Do I got your word?
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30. Coffee?
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31. No.
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32. You look good.
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33. Tan.
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34. Yeah, right.
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35. The tan ghost.
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36. You're a good guy, Tony,
but you abuse that joke shit.
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37. What do you got to say to me?
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38. I'm back, Tony, I'm tan.
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39. I'm in a fucking tan nightmare
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40. what do you think, I'm stupid?
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41. I don't know it,
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42. easy, okay.
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43. I don't think you're stupid.
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44. There was a fuckin' rat.
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45. So, you finger me?
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46. You think I didn't
realize what was going on
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47. when you come to my house,
three o'clock in the afternoon,
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48. telling me you're my friend.
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49. That's when I knew I
was in trouble, Anthony.
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50. When outta the blue, you come,
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51. and for no reason,
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52. you start telling me you're my friend.
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53. Oh, is that right?
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54. Anthony Jr., get up!
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55. You owe me the fuckin' explanation,
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56. and you know what I'm talking about.
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57. Well, remind me, Tony,
never to get sick again, huh?
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58. Remind me, please, never
to have a serious illness,
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59. because, with you, and Silvio, and Paulie,
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60. and all you pricks,
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61. weakness could spread as fuckin' treason!
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62. You know what? Fuck you!
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63. I don't wanna hear about
your fucking back anymore!
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64. Who's your fucking boss, huh?
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65. Who's your fucking boss?
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66. Who gets the explanation?
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67. What, am I supposed to trust you?
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68. You-fuckin'- off-the
reservation-cocksucker!
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69. It was a broad, Tony, it was complicated.
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70. My back was for shit, you knew that.
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71. I don't wanna fuckin' hear
anymore about your back!
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72. That's how we met.
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73. That's why I was popping
percosets like freaking jujubes!
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74. Anyway, my doctor, he
prescribes this clinic for me,
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75. in Puerto Rico.
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76. I didn't exactly object, Tony,
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77. given the fuckin' vibes around here.
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78. Go ahead, check.
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79. You don't tell your wife
you're in the hospital?
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80. That twat brought on most of this.
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81. How?
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82. Listen, down there, I met this girl.
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83. 26, an acupuncturist.
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84. It was the only thing
that fuckin' really helped
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85. with my sciatic nerve.
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86. Anyway, one thing lead to another.
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87. You can't send one feeler to me?
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88. I'm gonna trust you, Paulie?
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89. Take the word of a degenerate cop over me?
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90. Tony, who are you talking to down there?
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91. Jesus!
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92. So, why'd you come back, huh?
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93. What changed?
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94. Nothing changed, that's the problem.
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95. I still got two kids in college, Tony.
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96. One just got married, needs my help.
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97. I gotta start earnin' again.
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98. I gotta get my action back.
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99. Oh, just like that?
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100. I came to you, Tony, I'm in your hands.
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101. Bring up two cases of
bottled water with you!
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102. Come here.
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103. Come here, you fat fuck.
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104. Hey, my back, hey.
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105. I still gotta get these freaking shots.
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106. You fuckin' beached whale.
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107. Hey, you wanna pat this down, too?
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108. Come here.
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109. Come on.
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110. Don't you ever pull shit like this again.
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111. So your Uncle's under indictment?
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112. 12 Rico predicates.
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113. Who stepped up to run his crew?
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114. His piss boy, Philly Parisi.
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115. Oh, yeah, Philly.
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116. Philly, don't forget the pastries!
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117. That's my favorite bag, don't lose it.
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118. Yo, Philly.
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119. Were you waiting long?
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120. Not bad.
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121. We were late landing, anyhow.
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122. Hey, thanks for doing this, Philly.
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123. Coming off the lam, every nickel counts.
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124. These fuckin' cabs.
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125. So how's Boston?
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126. Well, it was good to be back for a while,
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127. then, you know.
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128. Do I?
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129. That place is Scranton, with clams.
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130. So, what's been going on?
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131. Same tale of woe.
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132. What the hell do I hear about
Tony soprano and his mother?
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133. Some kind of accident?
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134. He had her in a nursing home, you know?
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135. Get the fuck out of here.
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136. And this, upset Junior, no end.
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137. And when junior come after him,
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138. Tony went to the home,
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139. and tried to suffocate his own mother.
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140. Maybe you shouldn't spread that rumor.
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141. That's some ugly shit.
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142. I'm only telling you.
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143. Listen, you'd be fuckin' amazed.
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144. There's more?
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145. Ehh...
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146. No, what?
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147. He was seeing a psychiatrist.
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148. Tony?
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149. Fuckin' broad from Montclair.
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150. Anyway, this, is who leads us now.
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151. There you go, kid.
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152. There you go, you big mouth fuck!
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153. It's done.
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154. Maybe she's seeing someone.
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155. You know, the way I see you.
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156. If she were, she'd never tell me.
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157. I'm afraid we'll have to stop now.
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158. When's your office going to be finished?
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159. Oh, my new carpet's not in yet.
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160. I'm sorry, I know this is awkward.
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161. My old therapist used
to work out of his home.
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162. That's not convenient for me.
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163. Yes?
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164. It's all over, it' s safe to go home now.
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165. How did you get this phone number?
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166. Where are you calling me from?
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167. Are you watching me?
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168. You know, from what you told me,
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169. webistics would be
perfect for your portfolio.
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170. I understand you're on a fixed income,
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171. but, with webistics,
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172. you could triple your money in a year.
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173. Uh huh, yeah, 10, 12 months.
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174. What time is it?
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175. So, "E. F.", I'm listening.
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176. It's fuckin' tedious, this shit.
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177. Well, you are the boss.
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178. And if it's your executive decision
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179. to go down the shore,
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180. fuck it.
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181. Yeah.
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182. Yo, Matthew.
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183. I gotta take a meeting...
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184. Keep things in control here.
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185. Word up, later chief.
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186. I really shouldn't be telling you this.
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187. The company's webistics.
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188. It's the next yahoo right now.
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189. We're really only selling it
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190. to preferred clients.
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191. Yeah, American forestry,
19 and 1/2, up 3/8s,
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192. a very sound company.
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193. Uh huh.
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194. Well, it depends on whether you wanna go
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195. for growth or value.
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196. We got hundreds of mutual funds
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197. you can choose from.
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198. Ahh!
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199. You're supposed to push webistics!
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200. I was giving them alternatives.
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201. Webistics is our pick of the week.
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202. Why, it's got a three million float,
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203. and their technology's two years behind.
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204. Your stock's a dog.
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205. Ahh!
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206. Hey, stop that!
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207. Hey, I'm still the manager
here, this is unacceptable.
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208. Where's Moltisanti?
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209. I'm gonna make a call
if you don't think I know
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210. who really runs this operation.
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211. Get back in your fuckin' office.
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212. Anybody else got a problem with webistics?
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213. Tony...
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214. Hey, counselor, how are you?
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215. How are you?
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216. Good.
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217. You look good, huh?
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218. Have a seat.
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219. You want a drink?
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220. No.
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221. Before we commence,
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222. a thousand thank yous for webistics.
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223. I sold off some of my Disney to buy it.
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224. My pleasure.
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225. So, where do we stand this month?
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226. Your Uncle's petitioning to get out of jail
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227. on a medical pending trial.
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228. Let him.
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229. Neil thinks they're liable to let him out.
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230. Maybe as a temptation
for you to act, again.
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231. Since you are at the helm,
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232. it all gets back to
putting up bigger blinds.
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233. Really limiting your exposure
to potential Rico boo boos.
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234. The only way to run a family these days
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235. is bunker style.
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236. You peer out through the slit.
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237. Excuse me.
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238. Yeah.
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239. You're not gonna believe this.
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240. Your sister's here.
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241. Barbara?
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242. Nope, Janice.
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243. You're shitting me.
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244. Nope.
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245. I wonder what the scam is this time.
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246. Whatever it is, I'm gonna
be five grand lighter
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247. before she raindances back to the commune.
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248. Alright, tell her she can
stay with us if she wants.
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249. Are you sure?
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250. Yeah.
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251. We'll get Barbara and tom and the kids,
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252. and we'll make a family reunion out of it.
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253. But obviously...
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254. Your mother isn't welcome.
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255. Give Janice my love.
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256. See you later.
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257. My sister's here from Seattle.
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258. Nice.
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259. Where is he?
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260. Let me pinch those bulldog cheeks.
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261. Come over here.
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262. Puerto Rico?
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263. Yeah.
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264. That water down there...
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265. You think you woulda shit
some of this weight off!
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266. Did you tell him we were about to
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267. start crabbin' the hackensack
river looking for him?
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268. What the fuck's the matter with you?
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269. Tony explained it.
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270. Listen to this.
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271. You heard about Jimmy Altieri?
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272. Yeah, flipped, fuckin' asshole.
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273. He had two assholes when they buried him.
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274. So, all my money that was on the street,
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275. all those payments, I
guess, just evaporated.
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276. We made your pick ups,
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277. they're ready and waiting for you.
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278. Thanks, Paulie.
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279. I mean that, no shit.
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280. All those pricks paid up to the letter?
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281. A few things got lost in the confusion.
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282. I'm sure you could picture.
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283. We did the best we could
with the information we had.
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284. The boss of the family
deserves the credit right here.
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285. Salut.
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286. Salut. Salut. Salut.
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287. Hey, Sil?
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288. What?
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289. "What."
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290. I've been gone a long time, let me hear it.
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291. "Just when they thought I was out,
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292. "they pull me back in.
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293. "Alright, just this one time.
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294. I'll let you ask me about my affairs."
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295. "Is it true, Michael?"
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296. "No."
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297. "You fuck!"
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298. "Our true enemy,
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299. has yet to reveal himself."
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300. He's on a roll!
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301. I gotta get the fuck out of here.
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302. Oh, Tony, I hate to ruin the party.
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303. I got a call from Loiaco down at brokerage.
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304. Fuckin' chip and Dale sent one the brokers
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305. to the emergency room.
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306. Oh, fuck me, these kids!
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307. My fuckin' nephew, right?
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308. You call him, and you tell him
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309. I wanna see him right away.
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310. It all checks out.
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311. Puerto Rico, the clinic.
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312. All that shit from what I can tell.
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313. How was the guest bed,
did you sleep alright?
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314. Great.
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315. Except, usually I bring my own pillow,
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316. ergonomic,
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317. it got ripped off at the
bus stop in rapid city.
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318. Linoleum's not good enough
for you to sleep on no more?
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319. Look who decides to join
us, my little brother.
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320. How you doing, jan?
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321. Parvati.
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322. I'm her brother, I get a pass.
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323. You look good, you look...
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324. Like a teenager.
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325. My therapist says I'm regressing.
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326. Oh, your therapist, who pays for that?
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327. The state of Washington.
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328. Total disability.
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329. Oh, yeah, the Epstein barr.
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330. Was. Chronic carpel
tunnel from my last job,
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331. the steam milk machine. No worse pain.
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332. Hey, I stayed up waiting for you,
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333. when'd you get in?
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334. Late, morning.
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335. What the fuck is that smell?
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336. Miso soup, it's seaweed.
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337. She's been telling us all about Seattle.
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338. If I see those grunge pants on you,
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339. you'll be on the ground looking up.
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340. Dad, how do you stay so hip?
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341. I'll be back in a sec.
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342. And don't let your father near my soup.
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343. He makes fun, but before noon,
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344. he'll eat anything that's not locked away.
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345. You don't see your sister for years,
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346. right away you start in on her diet?
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347. Hey, believe me, she
gives as good as she gets.
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348. Give me a hit off that.
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349. Oh, who's in charge here?
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350. You look sensational, Janice, really.
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351. Not a line.
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352. Two beautiful kids, you must be proud.
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353. Yeah, yeah, how 'bout that, huh?
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354. Even with our genes.
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355. So, you still with that, uh, adolph?
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356. Rolf.
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357. No.
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358. Rolf went back to Andorra.
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359. You seem good, mood wise.
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360. Yeah, things are very good nowadays.
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361. So, how are things really, with ma?
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362. She's dead to me.
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363. I don't wanna get in your way here, Tony.
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364. You're the one who
stayed, you took the brunt.
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365. Barbara and I, we're
never gonna forget that.
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366. Well, you forgot it
okay for about 20 years.
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367. At least Barb pitched in.
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368. I know I made my share of mistakes.
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369. But, ma can't stay in the hospital forever.
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370. Let me tell you something
about this stroke of hers,
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371. and I got this from a doctor.
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372. It's called a conversion reaction.
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373. It's a big fuckin' opera
brought on by repressed rage.
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374. It's bullshit.
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375. There was no inf arc-
whatever-the-fuck.
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376. But they also said the symptoms are
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377. the same as a stroke, so
the results is the same,
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378. she cannot take care of herself.
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379. She's on the lam in that fuckin' hospital,
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380. from me.
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381. Well, who did what to
who, it's not my business.
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382. All I know is mom is
bewildered by all of this.
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383. I mention you, her eyes fill up with tears.
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384. Oh, boy.
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386. It's my turn now, that's why I came.
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387. She's a streg', she's the devil.
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388. She was.
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389. Now, she's just a confused,
frightened, old woman.
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390. So, look, all I need is
a couple hundred bucks.
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392. so I can get back and
forth to the hospital.
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393. Then I'll take her home to Seattle.
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394. Maybe, stay at her house here temporarily.
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395. Oh, I doubt that.
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399. I'm glad you're here, okay?
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400. You wanna play Florence nightingale,
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401. that's your choice.
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406. Seven and seven over here.
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407. Whoa, whoa, what's the matter now?
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409. I got a call from Loiaco
down at the brokerage.
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410. Your two friends beat
the shit out of a broker.
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411. Two others quit.
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412. The guy was pushing some other stock.
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414. Then the two fucks rip
off a Porsche Carrera
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418. What did you get your
license for, Christopher,
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421. spend more time down at the brokerage.
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427. Okay, alright.
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428. I can't show it in this condition.
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429. What the hell is this?
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430. There's a high school up the street.
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431. A sink was left on upstairs.
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432. You don't even wanna see the toilets.
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433. Excuse me.
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434. Wait until I catch the kids who did this.
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435. Break a few windows,
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436. they think they're Johnny bad ass
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437. the fuckin' jackals.
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438. Will you stop, please?
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439. Your sister Barbara and
the kids are coming down.
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440. You better not be in this mood.
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441. And I need you to pick up sausage.
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442. Yeah, yeah, how many pounds?
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444. Don't you act like it's a chore.
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445. This party was your idea.
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446. You said you were happy Janice was home.
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447. And my parents are coming.
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448. Oh, really?
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449. What, now that the dragon lady's gone,
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450. they'll step foot in our house?
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451. She said some horrible things
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452. to them over the years.
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453. I'm not defending her, she's dead to me.
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454. I'm telling you,
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457. What are you talking about, mope?
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460. I think you need to start therapy again.
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461. You're self medicating
, we haven't had sex in...
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462. Forget it, no therapy.
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463. You really should take a look
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464. at what they did to your mother's bedroom.
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465. They're rookies, they're young guys,
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468. He better not say one fuckin' word.
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469. You got my word on that.
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471. Come on in.
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472. Hey, Chris, brought you a little Capp'.
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473. Thanks.
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474. Sit down.
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475. Refresh my memory about
this play we're making
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476. on webistics.
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477. We own 400, 000 shares.
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478. Trade on the bulletin board, otc.
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479. If we cold call enough senior
citizens, pump and dump.
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480. Yeah, listen, you guys
ain't spent much time
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481. in the NFL, let's face it.
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482. What the fuck you talkin' about?
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484. Besides waxing Eddie's car.
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486. Then you know when you're bleedin' a guy,
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487. you don't squeeze him dry right away.
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488. Contrarily, you let him do his bidding,
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489. suavely.
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490. So, you can bleed him next week
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491. and the week after, at a minimum.
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492. You mean, we don't need one
of these guys getting pissed
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493. and running to the SCE.
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494. I mean, is that what you're saying?
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495. Break it down.
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496. Sorry, Chris.
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497. Webistics is at 80,
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498. when are we dumping the stock?
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499. You'll know that when
you need to know that.
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500. Excellent.
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501. This is cold, by the way.
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502. Guys...
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503. Anymore Porsches disappear,
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504. make it two towns over, and I want a taste.
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505. You're the man.
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506. Grandma's gonna be so happy to see you.
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507. Grandma, it's me.
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508. Look who's here.
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509. Ma, I'm going downstairs.
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510. You spend the whole day on that elevator.
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511. Grandma, you've gotta eat.
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512. Let me die.
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513. Don't say that.
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514. I saw a light,
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515. there were voices calling out to me.
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516. Grandma, what went on between you and dad?
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517. Mom won't tell me anything.
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518. What, why, what did he say?
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519. Nothing, he won't mention you at all.
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520. Oh, that one.
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521. He blames me for everything.
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522. I know, me too.
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523. At night, they hit us.
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524. Why can't this family just get along?
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525. Some people don't wanna.
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526. But you, you listen to him.
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527. You do what he says.
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528. He's your father.
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529. I won't let them leave you here like this.
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530. They can't stop me from seeing you.
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531. Meadow, meadow, take that.
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532. In the drawer.
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533. In the drawer, take it.
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534. Oh, my God.
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535. This was your grandmother's, wasn't it?
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536. It's so you won't forget me.
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537. Come on, motherfuck!
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538. Motherfuck...!
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539. Fuck...
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540. I told my family I got broadsided, but,
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541. I passed out behind the wheel.
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542. See, my mother and me,
we had a fallin' out.
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543. And, since then, things have been good.
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544. Clean break.
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545. What kind of falling out?
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546. One of those unfortunate situations.
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547. A lot of screaming.
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548. Profanity.
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549. Anyway, things were good.
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550. And then my sister came back.
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551. It's good to see her, I guess.
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552. Cues from childhood kick in, older sister.
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553. That should be obvious enough.
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554. Yeah, but those feelings
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555. are starting to bleed into my business.
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556. What sort of business are you in?
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557. Commercial waste.
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558. Mr. Spears,
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559. I watch the news, like everyone else.
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560. I know who you are, and
I saw "analyze this".
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561. I don't need the
ramifications that could arise
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562. from treating someone like yourself.
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563. "Analyze this"?
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564. Come on, it's a fuckin' comedy.
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565. I'm not taking new patients right now.
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566. Oh, my baby sister!
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567. Oh, you look great.
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568. Who is this little guy?
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569. Traffic was terrible.
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570. Keep it down out there,
you'll scare the neighbors.
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571. Fuck!
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572. Carm, Tony says the fire's almost ready.
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573. Great, par', I'll be out in a second.
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574. Parvati, she's a cheese now?
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575. It's a hindu goddess.
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576. Nice for her.
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577. She still answers to Janice, ma,
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578. if it makes you more comfortable.
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579. Hugo, go to the market,
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580. pick up a couple of cans of pears.
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581. Canned pears, not fresh.
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582. That's the secret to my pound cake.
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583. Get some basinigol ' while you're there.
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584. The pears, you want the dole?
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585. I'm not even gonna answer this time.
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586. There is a new market,
dad, down on Pompton Pike.
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587. A lot of changes since you've been here.
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588. With that "mommy dearest" around
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589. never again, I swore it.
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590. Which is exactly what she wanted.
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591. You played right into her hands with that.
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592. Remember what she said
to you at your wedding?
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593. She said it was a mistake,
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594. Tony would get bored with you.
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595. Hey, take it easy!
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596. I love seeing them like that, over a fire.
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597. They're better over a spit.
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598. Who's Anthony look like to you, right now?
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599. Dad.
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600. We stopped in to see ma on the way over.
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601. How do you think she is?
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602. Mom, a little weak, but, she's all there.
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603. Some family reunion.
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604. The woman who bore them all
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605. is barred from the premises.
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606. I don't think you should
get too close, Janice,
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607. look what she tried to do to Tony.
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608. I have no fantasies about my mother.
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609. You know, he's trying to sell the house?
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610. What house?
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611. Ma's house.
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612. See, that's what I'm talking about.
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613. Don't get involved, let Tony handle it.
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614. I only called you 'cause you're far away.
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615. I thought you would wanna
know if your mother was ill.
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616. $180, 000 he's asking for that place.
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617. Like he needs that.
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618. Well, I'm glad someone's taking charge.
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619. You'll get your cut.
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620. Ma's not dead yet, and there's no will.
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621. What?
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622. I mean, ma still has rights.
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623. Tony pays for the retirement home,
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624. the upkeep on her car.
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625. Hey, Parvati, take it easy.
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626. According to you, that
coulda been Robert Mitchum.
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627. Jesus Christ, fuckin' Paulie Gaultieri.
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628. Isn't he dead yet?
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629. You're not gonna stay for dessert?
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630. We got Ben and Jerry's,
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631. we got a pear grappa cake my mother made.
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632. Yeah, I know, but my friends
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633. are havin' this gallery opening in Chelsea.
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634. I'm tryin' to get them to finance my video.
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635. I'll leave some cake out for you.
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636. Hey, I'm sorry.
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637. Hey.
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638. What's up?
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639. What the fuck?
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640. I'm sure there's an explanation.
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641. There is, there is.
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642. Take ma back to Seattle.
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643. She came here for the
house, and a $400 car.
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644. That was the con from the first.
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645. That's the level she works at.
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646. Maybe the sign was broken.
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647. Maybe it fell down.
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648. I'm still a little fat kid to her.
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649. What does she think? She's
gonna stop the house sale
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650. by picking up one fuckin' sign?
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651. If she were here
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652. I'd be bouncing her head against the wall!
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653. Look at yourself, Tony.
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654. Look at how angry you are!
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655. What do you care about that house?
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656. It's not gonna stop with the house.
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657. The $300 pillow which we're gonna pay for.
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658. The video equipment,
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659. which you already heard her talkin' about.
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660. When are you getting back into therapy?
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661. Don't start with that.
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662. I'm not fuckin' insane,
and I'm not overreactin',
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663. 'cause you don't know
this wretched little...!
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664. Alright, alright, this
is getting you no place.
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665. Go outside, join the party.
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666. Be with your friends, have some pleasure.
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667. Go ahead.
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668. Fuckin' bitch.
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669. Tony, go ahead, go have a beer.
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670. What the fuck are you doing?
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671. Second seatin' coming up.
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672. Fuckin' moron.
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673. Look at my wife over there.
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674. No wait, Ton',
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675. the neighbor's St. Bernard
is on your property.
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676. You're a fuckin' moron.
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677. Anyway, we flew first class...
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678. What service, forget about it.
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679. Since when do you get
frequent flier upgrades?
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680. The only time you ever took a trip
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681. was with that rockette that
you claimed you were fuckin',
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682. and then she put LSD in your drink.
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683. Where'd you get the tickets? The Cuban?
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684. I always thought there was some way
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685. to divert frequent flier
mileage on a grand scale.
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686. To do that, you gotta break into
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687. the airline's main computer.
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688. What do they call it, crackin'?
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689. Hackin'.
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690. Shelley hack, remember her?
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691. You didn't like it?
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692. Fuck off.
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693. So, when do we get to roll with Tony?
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694. What?
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695. What, are you trippin'?
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696. We gotta work our way up, get introduced.
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697. You must be deep, hangin' out with him.
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698. Who?
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699. Mr. T. You's cap motherfuckers together?
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700. Nah, he's too big for that.
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701. He doesn't get his nails dirty.
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702. You tell him, we don't mind that shit.
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703. We'll do anything.
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704. Wet work, pick up his shirts.
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705. Does Tony ever talk about us?
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706. No.
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707. You gonna drink or just sit there?
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708. Sit.
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709. What the fuck is the matter with you?
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710. What's the matter?
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711. You leave my gas burner on?
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712. I almost lit a cigarette,
I could have died.
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713. I apologized.
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714. Why you can't use a lighter
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715. to cook your shit like normal people
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716. is beyond me.
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717. When everything was finally
going good between us...
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718. Shut up about that!
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719. Why, they're still gonna kiss your ass.
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720. They don't care if you're a junkie.
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721. Sit down!
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722. I hate you, fuckin' pig, get off me.
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723. You fuckin' whore.
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724. Fuck you!
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725. That's it, go home, get my dinner ready!
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726. Don't yell, don't scream.
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727. All cutlery stays right where it is.
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728. How's the bagels in this place?
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729. Come on, you don't answer
my calls, I got no choice.
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730. Walking away is a choice.
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731. Ruining my practice, it's a choice.
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732. You got your office back, no harm done.
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733. One of my patients committed suicide
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734. because I wasn't available to her.
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735. You know what that means to me?
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736. She can't eat bagels,
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737. she can't call in sick
because she's feeling blue,
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738. she's gone.
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739. She's in the ground, because of you.
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740. I don't deserve your help.
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741. I hate your fuckin' system, I told you.
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742. Fuck you.
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743. But, I got a family, and believe it or not,
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744. they're better off with me than without me.
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745. I don't know what else to do.
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746. I drove off the road a couple days back.
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747. You look fine.
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748. The air bag.
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749. You always told me if I was drivin'...
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750. That was a different time for us.
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751. Alright, I don't blame you.
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752. Maybe you can recommend somebody else?
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753. I would never ask another colleague
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754. to get involved in this.
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755. How many more people have to die
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756. for your personal growth?
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757. Look at me.
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758. I swear, to Jesus Christ,
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759. nobody got killed because of you.
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760. Get out of my life.
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761. Hey.
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762. What are you doing home at this hour?
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763. Nothing.
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764. I thought it was A.J., home from school.
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765. Yeah.
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766. You alright?
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767. Yeah.
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768. Want a little cold past'?
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769. I can microwave it.
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770. Looks good.
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771. You want cheese? Something to drink?
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772. No.
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773. Sit down.
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