1. Come on! Come on, dog!
Come on!Copy !req
2. Come on! Come on.Copy !req
3. Look at this!
Look at this plastic!Copy !req
4. And there's weeds!Copy !req
5. Well, it looks like Tobacco Road.Copy !req
6. - Nobody gets down here.
- Anthony!Copy !req
7. Those dogs are wild dogs.Copy !req
8. Cemetery dogs.Copy !req
9. They'll take your hand off.Copy !req
10. Come over here. Say a Hail Mary
for your grandfather.Copy !req
11. Lay off. He's a kid.Copy !req
12. So he should neglect his elders?
Just like his father.Copy !req
13. Yeah, a real skimp.Copy !req
14. My son.Copy !req
15. The mental patient.Copy !req
16. Remember those trips to the shore?
Me and Tony rode the waves?Copy !req
17. I taught him to bodysurf.Copy !req
18. My son was brought up right.Copy !req
19. He needs a psychiatrist for what?Copy !req
20. - To talk about his sex life?
- Enough.Copy !req
21. I hate it as much as you do.Copy !req
22. Those dogs could start
foaming at the mouth.Copy !req
23. How come you're not supposed
to breathe in the cemetery?Copy !req
24. - Who says?
- It's a joke. Say, "Why?"Copy !req
25. You'll make the dead people jealous.Copy !req
26. Okay, come pick it up! Pick it up.Copy !req
27. Who's got the ball?Copy !req
28. Oh, my God! Look out!Copy !req
29. Come around, come around!Copy !req
30. Up, up, up! Cover them through!Copy !req
31. I can't watch.Copy !req
32. Way to go, Meadow!
You're a brick wall, baby! Brick wall!Copy !req
33. Good save!
Come on, now. Come on!Copy !req
34. That was close.Copy !req
35. - Pretty good.
- Look at you. At girls' soccer, Tony.Copy !req
36. What do you want?
My son's a couch potato.Copy !req
37. - Red! Five!
- Are you yellow-card happy?Copy !req
38. Rough play, my ass!Copy !req
39. - Hi, honey.
- Go get them, baby.Copy !req
40. This fat kid is such a sneak
with that elbow!Copy !req
41. Coach says next year,
Chiara is gonna be one of his starts.Copy !req
42. What's with Ally today?
She's sleepwalking out there.Copy !req
43. She eats at our house a lot.
She's got the energy.Copy !req
44. That tackle was our ball, asshole!Copy !req
45. Zebra, I'm talking to you.Copy !req
46. Blow that again,
I'll stick it up your ass!Copy !req
47. Get off the field now, or your team
is gonna forfeit the game!Copy !req
48. I'm going.
You fucking son of a—Copy !req
49. Get off the field!Copy !req
50. Did a hell of a job.Copy !req
51. Falcons! Falcons, heads up!Copy !req
52. Red, 42! 42!Copy !req
53. Push! Ally!Copy !req
54. Come on.Copy !req
55. Come on, Al!Copy !req
56. Did I tell you?
What did I tell you?Copy !req
57. He's a brilliant coach.
A beautiful, brilliant genius.Copy !req
58. You in love with him?Copy !req
59. Yes. If he steers Chiara to a college
scholarship, I'll blow the guy.Copy !req
60. You will?Copy !req
61. How's chefing at Dimples?Copy !req
62. Try the salad bar. We got a chemical
brightener. It keeps lettuce crisp.Copy !req
63. - How nice.
- Yeah, it's beautiful.Copy !req
64. The offer's still there.
You put some out on the street...Copy !req
65. at two points,
we split the interest. Nice?Copy !req
66. I can't do the math.
I'm an artiste.Copy !req
67. Get out of here.Copy !req
68. Good job, girls!Copy !req
69. - Absolutely.
- And you do that so well, coach.Copy !req
70. - Thanks.
- The psychology is important.Copy !req
71. Did a hell of a job.Copy !req
72. Welcome to Bada Bing.
Everything's on the house.Copy !req
73. Come meet somebody.Copy !req
74. - He coached college.
- Get out of here.Copy !req
75. - Division 1-A.
- No, that's boonie state.Copy !req
76. Besides, it's time to stop moving
my wife and Deena like pawns...Copy !req
77. when someone ups the ante.Copy !req
78. Anyway, how many chances does a man
get to coach his own daughter?Copy !req
79. - Money isn't everything.
- Here, here.Copy !req
80. The kids are important.Copy !req
81. Cheers. To the Falcons.
Continued success.Copy !req
82. Brandy, why don't you give the coach
a deluxe tour of the VIP lounge.Copy !req
83. - What?
- Oh, guys.Copy !req
84. Jesus, we said a beer.Copy !req
85. No, I...
Thank you, but I don't think so.Copy !req
86. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
87. Okay, Brandy, go sit on a tuffet.Copy !req
88. Coach, it's on the house.Copy !req
89. - Why are you here?
- Who's he?Copy !req
90. My girl's coach. You got something?Copy !req
91. Every car you see in the
rear-view mirror is not a fed.Copy !req
92. Mikey Palmice went and got
a major Manhattan Pl.Copy !req
93. Mikey thinks someone here rats for
the government. What else is new?Copy !req
94. What else? My colleague over at
Organized Crime Task Force...Copy !req
95. gets chatty after caffeine drinks.Copy !req
96. Names of people whose fiscal interests
intersect with your own.Copy !req
97. I'm still trying to find out
if you've been named.Copy !req
98. But these people are keeping
these indictments very, very internal.Copy !req
99. They may have a folder
with my name on it.Copy !req
100. If I was smart,
I wouldn't be here.Copy !req
101. I rest my case.Copy !req
102. I'm up the street
on a rape-homicide.Copy !req
103. What I need now is to see
a liquor license, if you don't mind.Copy !req
104. So anybody wonders why I was here
or for the lie detector test...Copy !req
105. Cha-cha, show him the liquor license.Copy !req
106. Don't touch the girls.Copy !req
107. How you doing?Copy !req
108. Bada Bing. Arthur Bucco!Copy !req
109. Hello?Copy !req
110. You gonna stay in that bar all day?Copy !req
111. - I'm shooting pool.
- I'll rack them up for you.Copy !req
112. I thought we were supposed to
paint the patio.Copy !req
113. I bought primer
and I've been scraping.Copy !req
114. You have?Copy !req
115. I could really use your help.Copy !req
116. All right. I'll be right home.Copy !req
117. This fucking guy lays down the law.Copy !req
118. Fucking blistering.
"I'll be right home."Copy !req
119. I gotta get home too.
Shelley'll be looking for me.Copy !req
120. It's quite the lifestyle
you got here.Copy !req
121. - See ya later, coach.
- Okay.Copy !req
122. Different strokes.Copy !req
123. Melvoin, Perlov,
Schneider and Archide.Copy !req
124. - What's going on with the indictments?
- Put it right down there.Copy !req
125. The book is off on the 14th ward.Copy !req
126. I don't want to minimize your position.
Two prior convictions.Copy !req
127. You're in jeopardy of sentence
under the habitual offenders statute.Copy !req
128. I'm paying you to hear shit
that's eating my insides?Copy !req
129. Peppers and eggs?Copy !req
130. Peppers and eggs?
That's what I should've had.Copy !req
131. "I'd be happy to surrender
Mr. Soprano.Copy !req
132. You can be assured
of my full cooperation."Copy !req
133. You'd rather they kicked in
your front door at night?Copy !req
134. It's a target letter, Corrado.Copy !req
135. I got nowhere, so I asked them
what your status was.Copy !req
136. Just testing.
So what'd they say?Copy !req
137. They'd let me know.Copy !req
138. I may just start paying taxes.Copy !req
139. God, it's a fucking burn.Copy !req
140. I'm sick and tired of sitting around.
I'm gonna get out of here.Copy !req
141. With your lady friend?Copy !req
142. What do you know about her?Copy !req
143. Works for the Joint Fitters Union,
right?Copy !req
144. Runs their labor management fund
outside the feds' oversight.Copy !req
145. If you can't get your friends jobs,
why attain success?Copy !req
146. The wheels of justice turn slowly.Copy !req
147. Take her to Florida. Develop a tan.Copy !req
148. Where's the crapper key?Copy !req
149. Top right-hand drawer.Copy !req
150. Junior, we're working out of a fucking
lawyer's office, is that right?Copy !req
151. Look, I didn't want to say anything,
but this government case...Copy !req
152. if there's a leak,
it's in Tony's boat.Copy !req
153. If my nephew's in bed with
the Justice Department, just say it.Copy !req
154. Don't stammer like a spastic.Copy !req
155. There's something fucking wrong with
that guy. I feel it in my gut.Copy !req
156. I'm worried about you, skipper.Copy !req
157. I'm sorry, Mikey. You're a good boy.Copy !req
158. Fuck this. I'm going to Boca.Copy !req
159. Deena, when you guys
showed up last year...Copy !req
160. I thought,
"Soccer, give me a break."Copy !req
161. But your dad makes it seem like
this, I don't know, metaphor.Copy !req
162. - Yeah.
- Dad's pretty cool.Copy !req
163. Where's Al? She was supposed
to loan me a cig.Copy !req
164. I'll come with.Copy !req
165. Al?Copy !req
166. Ally!Copy !req
167. If you're smoking,
you owe me $5!Copy !req
168. Ally, what are you doing?Copy !req
169. Ally! Oh, my God!Copy !req
170. Her parents split up.Copy !req
171. So she's always at our house.Copy !req
172. - But she was born with a silver spoon.
- Teenagers are under a lot of stress.Copy !req
173. I know this kid. She's great.Copy !req
174. Was it a genuine suicide attempt?
Or was it a suicidal gesture?Copy !req
175. "Small cutting" is the clinical term.Copy !req
176. Is "large cutting"
O.J. in missing sweats?Copy !req
177. It's a cry for help.Copy !req
178. Her mother says she tried this before.Copy !req
179. A couple times.Copy !req
180. What else is going on?Copy !req
181. Life is putting the Prozac
to the test.Copy !req
182. It's all that business in the news?Copy !req
183. Let's talk about my daughter.Copy !req
184. Principal says girls in sports
do better.Copy !req
185. They don't take drugs
or get knocked up.Copy !req
186. But now this shit.Copy !req
187. If my daughter ever tried to
kill herself...Copy !req
188. Oh, God!Copy !req
189. Last week, I called you a whore.Copy !req
190. I might've been...Copy !req
191. overstating the case a little bit.Copy !req
192. Mr. Soprano.Copy !req
193. Miss Sanfillipo.Copy !req
194. A check for you to sign.Copy !req
195. Twenty grand?Copy !req
196. For research and development
into furthering the art and science...Copy !req
197. of metal joint fittings.Copy !req
198. Where does our research
and development take us this time?Copy !req
199. Well, I was thinking Boca Raton.Copy !req
200. My, my! You read my mind.Copy !req
201. I'm all packed.Copy !req
202. I gotta talk to my cousin.Copy !req
203. - Mr. Soprano?
- What?Copy !req
204. I was waiting to talk to Jerry
about how I could use some room...Copy !req
205. on this mall job I got
in North Bergen.Copy !req
206. Then I saw you here.
And I thought, what the hell...Copy !req
207. I may as well ask the man himself.Copy !req
208. Let's you and I meet. I can pass
my recommends on to my cousin.Copy !req
209. Mama Livia, how are you?Copy !req
210. - Do you remember me? Larry Boy Barese.
- I know who you are.Copy !req
211. You lit an apartment house on fire...Copy !req
212. and scared your mother
half to death.Copy !req
213. Mama's moving in here on the 15th.Copy !req
214. Yeah? Ooh, I like your shoes.Copy !req
215. Mama hasn't been well. Last week
she threw a jar of artichokes at me.Copy !req
216. She better not throw any
artichokes at me.Copy !req
217. How are you doing? Remember Larry?Copy !req
218. Water under the bridge.Copy !req
219. We're gonna take a walk.Copy !req
220. You should get some shoes like his.Copy !req
221. You've always been a fucking genius.
But this last move is the best.Copy !req
222. The feds'll never surveil
an old folks' home.Copy !req
223. That's why I got truckloads
of bootleg Polident coming in.Copy !req
224. - There he is.
- How you doing?Copy !req
225. Did you get your mother
settled in yet?Copy !req
226. They're not sure they can accept her.
They want to see my finances again.Copy !req
227. So this office supply chain from
Virginia. What's the deal on them?Copy !req
228. I spoke to them. I think they'll
listen to reason on minority hiring.Copy !req
229. - Been to any games?
- What do they got?Copy !req
230. What the fuck?Copy !req
231. Knees high, Colgiavani!Copy !req
232. Eyes ahead!
Energy, girls, energy!Copy !req
233. I know we're all upset,
but we still have a season left.Copy !req
234. - Come on, let's go!
- Hey, coach.Copy !req
235. Fellas, sorry, but practice
is closed today.Copy !req
236. I'm trying to keep
the team focused.Copy !req
237. What are you doing?Copy !req
238. You're leaving us?
After two fucking years?Copy !req
239. I told that reporter to wait
before he put that in the paper.Copy !req
240. Coach, look at my little girl
out there.Copy !req
241. You're breaking her heart!Copy !req
242. Believe me, Art.
I am hugely conflicted.Copy !req
243. But Rhode Island doubled my salary!Copy !req
244. They're giving my daughter a full ride!
What could I do?Copy !req
245. They made an offer I couldn't refuse.Copy !req
246. - You haven't heard ours.
- Come on.Copy !req
247. Look, I got a family too.Copy !req
248. I have a daughter who loves
playing soccer.Copy !req
249. He's kidding about the offer.Copy !req
250. Hey, nobody blew a whistle!Copy !req
251. Let's not get lazy out here!
Come on!Copy !req
252. Go fuck yourself.Copy !req
253. Excuse me?Copy !req
254. - Want me to tell your dad?
- It's my field.Copy !req
255. Give me 10 laps around the goals.Copy !req
256. - Whatever.
- Make that 20.Copy !req
257. Anybody else want to mouth off?Copy !req
258. Good! Come on!
Let's circle up for keep-away.Copy !req
259. Let's go! Over here.Copy !req
260. Get in a big circle!
Go! Move it!Copy !req
261. I need some people out here.
Come on! Let's go!Copy !req
262. Give me your glass.Copy !req
263. Who'd think we could be
this contented?Copy !req
264. I did. As soon as I
saw you, I knew.Copy !req
265. You're a sweetheart.Copy !req
266. If only they knew
the other side of you.Copy !req
267. They'd eat me for breakfast.Copy !req
268. I been looking at real estate.
Some nice houses on the market.Copy !req
269. Maybe you'd like something bigger?Copy !req
270. No, Corrado. This is our place.Copy !req
271. You know how long we been
coming here?Copy !req
272. Sixteen years.
And every one of them good.Copy !req
273. How's junior, Junior?Copy !req
274. He's catching some shuteye.Copy !req
275. You're such a powerhouse.Copy !req
276. When you kiss me down there...Copy !req
277. you're like a great artist.Copy !req
278. You got a real instinct for it.Copy !req
279. Pass me the red peppers.Copy !req
280. You know the thrill you give?Copy !req
281. Keep it to yourself, okay?Copy !req
282. Yeah. All to myself.Copy !req
283. - Corrado?
- Yeah?Copy !req
284. Why the big secret?Copy !req
285. About what?Copy !req
286. Oral sex.Copy !req
287. What's so terrible about
pleasing a woman?Copy !req
288. You always have to talk about it.Copy !req
289. Well, I want to know why!Copy !req
290. It's complicated.Copy !req
291. Yeah. But why?Copy !req
292. Why?Copy !req
293. They think if you suck pussy,
you'll suck anything.Copy !req
294. You're kidding.Copy !req
295. It's a sign of weakness. And possibly
a sign that you're a finocchio.Copy !req
296. A fag?Copy !req
297. That's ridiculous.Copy !req
298. How would the two even translate?Copy !req
299. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
300. I don't make the rules.Copy !req
301. It's no big lifestyle choice.Copy !req
302. My aunts Quintima and Jemma, they got
money out earning on the street.Copy !req
303. It's like being a banker.
You help people.Copy !req
304. Chiara cried when she heard
the coach was leaving.Copy !req
305. You don't want to talk. Fine.Copy !req
306. I gotta pick up Carmela anyway.Copy !req
307. Let me ask you a question:
Why does your wife hate me?Copy !req
308. Charmaine doesn't hate you.Copy !req
309. You lie like I play a horn.Copy !req
310. What?Copy !req
311. Look at this facchino.
Wearing a cap in a nice restaurant.Copy !req
312. I hated that most when I had
my restaurant. It's values today.Copy !req
313. Standards are crumbling.Copy !req
314. Would it kill this coach to
stay until my kid graduates?Copy !req
315. Then let him stay four years
for Chiara.Copy !req
316. That burns my ass.Copy !req
317. Where you going?Copy !req
318. Take your hat off.Copy !req
319. Excuse me?Copy !req
320. They don't sell hot dogs.
They took the bleachers out.Copy !req
321. I'll wear it where I want.Copy !req
322. How you doing?Copy !req
323. Thank you.Copy !req
324. Look at him.Copy !req
325. Douche bag. Good for you!Copy !req
326. Send them a bottle of Montepulciano.Copy !req
327. Get the license plate of these
two guys sitting behind Artie.Copy !req
328. They look like cops.Copy !req
329. Well, look who's here! Hi!Copy !req
330. - Tony, look who's here.
- Alphonse, how you doing?Copy !req
331. - Good.
- You feeling better?Copy !req
332. Yeah.Copy !req
333. Gonna miss that left foot of yours.Copy !req
334. No. It's okay, Mr. Soprano.Copy !req
335. - I'm gonna play.
- No shit?Copy !req
336. Pardon my French there.Copy !req
337. Are you sure, Ally?Copy !req
338. I had a long talk
with Coach Hauser and...Copy !req
339. I'm gonna play. That's all.Copy !req
340. I told her she didn't have to.Copy !req
341. She just said she wanted to.Copy !req
342. Yeah.Copy !req
343. - Coach pressure you?
- No, Mrs. Soprano.Copy !req
344. He would never do that.Copy !req
345. Pressure her? He doesn't
finish what he started.Copy !req
346. - Dad!
- What?Copy !req
347. It's what we all wanted.Copy !req
348. Okay. Right?Copy !req
349. As long as everything's...Copy !req
350. We're trying to watch this, okay?Copy !req
351. Kick ass, girls, right?Copy !req
352. Good night.Copy !req
353. Listen, Roberta, what I said earlier?Copy !req
354. I'm serious, you discuss that
with anyone, we're gonna go 10 rounds.Copy !req
355. We just skimmed 20,000
off the development fund...Copy !req
356. and you're worried about
a little lecca fica?Copy !req
357. - Will you keep it down?
- All right.Copy !req
358. I'll tell everyone you're a good kisser.
I just won't say where.Copy !req
359. That's my reputation
you're playing with.Copy !req
360. Honey, my lips are sealed.Copy !req
361. Not too sealed, right?Copy !req
362. Visual on Corrado Soprano
and female travel companion...Copy !req
363. 2200 hours, Boca Lounge.Copy !req
364. How's my boy today?Copy !req
365. Go, go, go!Copy !req
366. I'm looking for a Coach Hauser.Copy !req
367. That's me. Petey! Come here!Copy !req
368. Something from your friends
at the Bada Bing.Copy !req
369. Brand-new, surround sound,
HDTV compatible.Copy !req
370. - Tell them thanks, but—
- This is getting heavy.Copy !req
371. If this is about Rhode Island,
tell them I already signed.Copy !req
372. I don't know what it's about.
But the TV stays here. Put it down.Copy !req
373. No! I mean it!Copy !req
374. Pick it up! Get it off my property!Copy !req
375. Look, pal, I don't think you
quite understand.Copy !req
376. I understand, only too well.Copy !req
377. Tell your friends I know
all about them.Copy !req
378. If you did, you'd do what they want.Copy !req
379. Is that a threat?Copy !req
380. How things change.
Let me tell you, Guido—Copy !req
381. I'm Clarence.Copy !req
382. I have friends in law enforcement,
and they'd call this extortion.Copy !req
383. Come on.Copy !req
384. You tell those assholes
Don Hauser will not be intimidated!Copy !req
385. I will not be threatened or bribed!Copy !req
386. I go where I want to when I want to!Copy !req
387. Hey!Copy !req
388. All day, every day,
85 and not one drop of rain.Copy !req
389. And those nights.Copy !req
390. Bobbi, you are so lucky with this guy.
You have no idea.Copy !req
391. He's a sweetheart underneath it all.Copy !req
392. I wish I could get Lou to be like him.Copy !req
393. More sensitive,
if you know what I mean.Copy !req
394. That coral looks good.Copy !req
395. I don't understand why I always
have to ask him for oral sex.Copy !req
396. Not like you and your Corrado.Copy !req
397. Bebe, listen, I know we always used to
yak about our sex lives.Copy !req
398. I think it would be better
if we didn't anymore.Copy !req
399. - Okay.
- I mean it.Copy !req
400. Sure!Copy !req
401. Just, you're lucky, that's all.Copy !req
402. So, Ma, you coming to the game?Copy !req
403. Game? What game?Copy !req
404. Meadow's team is going to
the sectionals.Copy !req
405. Nobody tells me anything.Copy !req
406. Did everybody hear me just tell her?Copy !req
407. Can anybody think of anything
else to talk about?Copy !req
408. All right. Uncle Jun, how was Boca?Copy !req
409. Wonderful. I don't go down enough.Copy !req
410. That's not what I heard.Copy !req
411. About what?Copy !req
412. I don't know what I'm talking about.Copy !req
413. Last time, Aunt Bobbi
bought me a piranha.Copy !req
414. A piranha? Come on!Copy !req
415. That woman is not your aunt.Copy !req
416. Livia, I warned you.
Bobbi is a sweet, sweet girl.Copy !req
417. What's the matter?Copy !req
418. What did I say?Copy !req
419. This wife of yours,
she's got the giggles.Copy !req
420. - Can I be excused?
- We just sat down!Copy !req
421. - How can you play if you don't eat?
- You need protein.Copy !req
422. - No, I don't, because I quit.
- You quit?Copy !req
423. With Ally back,
you can go to the states.Copy !req
424. She slits her wrists,
and you think of a game?Copy !req
425. It wasn't like Cobain.
It was just a little suicidal gesture.Copy !req
426. - Come back here!
- You're not excused!Copy !req
427. Let her go. Go ahead, honey!Copy !req
428. - Ma!
- Why don't you butt out?Copy !req
429. You only act nice when
you want to score points.Copy !req
430. I will not eat in this house.Copy !req
431. Junior, take me home.Copy !req
432. - I'm not finished.
- She'll come back.Copy !req
433. The Stukas and Messerschmitts,
they have command of the skies.Copy !req
434. I don't know.Copy !req
435. I'm glad Meadow quit.Copy !req
436. That coach pushes them to the brink.
It's unhealthy.Copy !req
437. What do we mean when we
say commitment?Copy !req
438. He thinks he can just walk away.Copy !req
439. Watch it, cowboy, don't start.Copy !req
440. - What's with you and Uncle Jun?
- Don't bother that coach.Copy !req
441. - Come on. Tell me about Uncle Jun.
- No, stop it!Copy !req
442. I can't!Copy !req
443. - Yes, you can.
- All right. Okay.Copy !req
444. Gabby Dante's cousin and Bobbi
go to the same nail parlor.Copy !req
445. And your uncle...
No, I shouldn't say. I shouldn't!Copy !req
446. - Come on.
- Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
447. Well, let's just say...Copy !req
448. your uncle has acquired
a taste for her.Copy !req
449. Uncle Jun gives head?Copy !req
450. World-class.Copy !req
451. - He whistles to the wheat field?
- Don't be disgusting.Copy !req
452. - He's a bushman of the Kalahari!
- That's why I don't tell you.Copy !req
453. You don't know when to stop!Copy !req
454. My God, if this ever gets out...Copy !req
455. Yeah, like you don't do it.
Or any of your friends.Copy !req
456. Bunch of hypocrites.Copy !req
457. What goes on in this bedroom
stays here, and you know that.Copy !req
458. Once a year?
I can resist the urge to gossip.Copy !req
459. Arthur? You're home?Copy !req
460. The grease in that Frialator.Copy !req
461. I'm gonna smell like a cheap
French fry forever.Copy !req
462. So this is why we scrimp and save
to send our kids to that school?Copy !req
463. So our name is dragged
through the mud?Copy !req
464. What?Copy !req
465. Shelly Hauser called me this afternoon.Copy !req
466. Your friend sent some Y.O.'s
down there with a stolen TV set...Copy !req
467. to try and bribe the coach.Copy !req
468. From your friends at Bada Bing!Copy !req
469. As if a TV set is gonna get somewhere
with a man like Coach Hauser.Copy !req
470. A TV set?Copy !req
471. Do you honestly believe
that they're gonna stop there?Copy !req
472. They tried bribing this man.Copy !req
473. What's next?Copy !req
474. - Always with the extreme scenarios.
- No, come on. Tell me, what's next?Copy !req
475. You grew up here.Copy !req
476. Don't pretend like you don't know
what Tony Soprano is capable of.Copy !req
477. Who is it?Copy !req
478. I found your dog.Copy !req
479. What?Copy !req
480. No, you're mistaken.
My dog is upstairs.Copy !req
481. Golden Retriever, blue nylon collar?Copy !req
482. Honey, who is it?Copy !req
483. Evening, ma'am.Copy !req
484. He has our dog.Copy !req
485. Where is Petey?Copy !req
486. - He was locked in.
- Come get him.Copy !req
487. I wouldn't want Petey
to get hit by a car.Copy !req
488. Petey, Petey!Copy !req
489. You okay? Come here.Copy !req
490. What, no reward?Copy !req
491. Just kidding. I'm an animal lover.Copy !req
492. You okay, boy?Copy !req
493. Med, cheer up about the coach...Copy !req
494. because I feel he'll
reconsider the big move.Copy !req
495. Did you do something?Copy !req
496. What could I do?Copy !req
497. He's gonna stick around and finish
what he started with the girls.Copy !req
498. That's it.Copy !req
499. Well, did I tell you?Copy !req
500. Develop some appreciation,
because everyone helps you...Copy !req
501. and all you do is bitch and moan!Copy !req
502. This coach abandons his team,
and your friends get all worked up.Copy !req
503. So I try to do something.Copy !req
504. Is that why you think we're upset?Copy !req
505. Because a coach who most of us
can't even stand is leaving?Copy !req
506. You don't have to love him
to be successful.Copy !req
507. "Catfish" Hunter hated Billy Martin.Copy !req
508. Bill Parcells' guys can't stand him,
till they start to win.Copy !req
509. Coach Hauser had sex with Ally.Copy !req
510. What?Copy !req
511. That's why she cut herself. That's
why I've been living at her house.Copy !req
512. All right, hold on a minute.Copy !req
513. Maybe...Copy !req
514. With Ally?Copy !req
515. Meadow, this is horrible.Copy !req
516. This is also a serious accusation.
What exactly did Ally say?Copy !req
517. That they had sex, more than once...Copy !req
518. that she's not a virgin anymore!Copy !req
519. All right.Copy !req
520. Ally's a very pretty girl.Copy !req
521. Maybe there was...Copy !req
522. Maybe there was confusion.
Maybe she wanted to...Copy !req
523. look like she was sophisticated
in your eyes.Copy !req
524. - What?
- Tony, what if this had been Meadow?Copy !req
525. What kind of confusion?Copy !req
526. At her age? The coach shouldn't
have been in any position...Copy !req
527. where there's even a remote
possibility of confusion!Copy !req
528. I'm losing my mind here.Copy !req
529. Go downstairs
so me and Meadow can talk.Copy !req
530. Jesus fucking Christ!Copy !req
531. God, now what did I do?Copy !req
532. I only told so he wouldn't make
Coach Hauser stay.Copy !req
533. Meadow, this is a horrible,
horrible thing.Copy !req
534. She's in love with him.
But he won't leave his wife.Copy !req
535. Leave his wife? Meadow!Copy !req
536. - Now, he didn't touch you, right?
- No.Copy !req
537. What about Deena?Copy !req
538. If she hears about her father,
it'll destroy her.Copy !req
539. Tell Dad to let him go
anywhere he wants, okay?Copy !req
540. Come here.Copy !req
541. Moldonado and his brother,
they'll handle it.Copy !req
542. Mol owes me a solid.Copy !req
543. No. No hired help.
This is personal.Copy !req
544. I'm glad to hear you say that.Copy !req
545. I'm gonna give him
a real after-school special.Copy !req
546. - You out of your mind?
- What?Copy !req
547. You kidnapped the coach's dog.
But if you do one more thing—Copy !req
548. Shut up, Arthur. You're five
time zones behind your own ass.Copy !req
549. No, I'm fucking serious.
You hear me, Tony?Copy !req
550. You're serious?Copy !req
551. Want to hear serious?Copy !req
552. Want to know what your coach did?Copy !req
553. He fucked little Ally Vandermeed
and who knows who else he fucked.Copy !req
554. What are you talking about?
Fucked?Copy !req
555. That's crazy.Copy !req
556. That's why that kid slit her wrist.Copy !req
557. And my daughter should know?Copy !req
558. She should have to think
about that filth?Copy !req
559. That self-righteous prick
put his dick...Copy !req
560. in my little girl's soccer teammate.Copy !req
561. Yeah. She's in 11th grade,
for chrissake!Copy !req
562. Oh, my God.Copy !req
563. Chiara. He drove her home
one night when it was raining.Copy !req
564. Oh, my little girl.Copy !req
565. - Degenerate son of a bitch.
- He deserves to die!Copy !req
566. Betraying children?Copy !req
567. Believe me, he ain't gonna be doing
that shit no more.Copy !req
568. I guarantee you that.Copy !req
569. Nobody said to put my nephew
under surveillance.Copy !req
570. I know, Junior. I know.Copy !req
571. I wanted to be safe
and I'm glad I was.Copy !req
572. Because your nephew isn't just
at that titty bar...Copy !req
573. and going to soccer games.Copy !req
574. Go ahead.Copy !req
575. Twice last week he goes toward
the medical center...Copy !req
576. and they lose him.Copy !req
577. A girlfriend.Copy !req
578. He's seeing this
Russian slit very open.Copy !req
579. Your nephew is talking to the feds.Copy !req
580. Where else would he be going
that requires such precautions?Copy !req
581. What the fuck else
would be the big secret?Copy !req
582. What am I, a swami?Copy !req
583. How you doing?
You're looking good.Copy !req
584. How you feel?Copy !req
585. You shanked it, Sil.Copy !req
586. I still got the coach on my mind.Copy !req
587. We got fresh air, we got sunshine.
Forget about that shit.Copy !req
588. Thank God for golf some days.Copy !req
589. I'm trying to concentrate here.Copy !req
590. Did you get any golf in at Boca?Copy !req
591. Fucking manners, please!Copy !req
592. You play Manatee,
or what's that other one?Copy !req
593. Will you let the man tee off?
You yap worse than six barbers!Copy !req
594. If you'd have shut up during
that Mountain Lakes game...Copy !req
595. you wouldn't have missed
that fly ball.Copy !req
596. I was ashamed to face my friends.Copy !req
597. Good, Mikey. Better.Copy !req
598. What do you mean, better?Copy !req
599. Well, you know, it's better.Copy !req
600. Whoa, Junior!Copy !req
601. Whoa, Junior, what?Copy !req
602. - Uncle Jun's into muff.
- What?Copy !req
603. Oh, did I say muff? I meant ruff.Copy !req
604. Good shot.Copy !req
605. What's that smell?
Did you guys go to a sushi bar?Copy !req
606. - What's he talking about?
- I don't know.Copy !req
607. I thought you were a baccala man.
What are you doing eating sushi?Copy !req
608. You're fucking running off
at the mouth.Copy !req
609. Listen, my friend.Copy !req
610. At least I can deal
with my own problems.Copy !req
611. Unlike some I know.Copy !req
612. What's that mean?Copy !req
613. Take it however you want.
Don't bullshit me.Copy !req
614. Guys, we here to play golf or what?Copy !req
615. Come on.Copy !req
616. Arthur...Copy !req
617. everybody's just so upset.Copy !req
618. The mother's on sedatives.
She's completely unable to deal.Copy !req
619. The father lives in Europe somewhere.Copy !req
620. The little girl, Ally, she thinks
it's all her fault.Copy !req
621. Bastard. He won't get away with this!Copy !req
622. You got that right.Copy !req
623. What?Copy !req
624. Hand me that bottle of Bug-B-Gon,
will you?Copy !req
625. Arthur, what?Copy !req
626. Something going on, Artie?Copy !req
627. Your mobster friend
gonna do something?Copy !req
628. If I had any balls,
I would do it myself.Copy !req
629. You do have balls.
That's why you're not like him.Copy !req
630. Fuck it.Copy !req
631. Fuck the world!Copy !req
632. This isn't making a slob take his hat off.Copy !req
633. This is beating a man to death
or cutting his balls off, or what?Copy !req
634. You can't tell me he doesn't deserve it!Copy !req
635. Okay, but...Copy !req
636. Listen, think about what you're saying!Copy !req
637. Yeah, you tell me.Copy !req
638. Who's worse: Tony Soprano
or that child-molesting fuck?Copy !req
639. I trusted him. I'd like to
rip his heart out of his chest!Copy !req
640. Jesus Christ, I cannot believe
you only think about yourself!Copy !req
641. Myself?Copy !req
642. Myself?Copy !req
643. I resent that, Charmaine.Copy !req
644. Junior, what the fuck?
What's the matter?Copy !req
645. What? That bullshit with the sushi?Copy !req
646. No. I don't know what he
was talking about. He babbles.Copy !req
647. - What?
- You're another one!Copy !req
648. Me? He completely lacked respect.Copy !req
649. I'm tired of having to make
excuses for him.Copy !req
650. - It isn't right.
- Because he's a mental weakling.Copy !req
651. - I know.
- You don't know shit!Copy !req
652. He's seeing a psychiatrist.Copy !req
653. How about that?Copy !req
654. My nephew is seeing a psychiatrist.
It makes me want to cry.Copy !req
655. No shit?Copy !req
656. The indictment's being prepared.
He's spilling his guts!Copy !req
657. I fucking knew it.Copy !req
658. No, you didn't know it. I just told you.Copy !req
659. God knows how much
of our family business he has.Copy !req
660. - If the place is bugged...?
- That's not admissible.Copy !req
661. It's that doctor-patient privilege.
Just like us and Melvoin.Copy !req
662. Melvoin's a lawyer.
He's in the fucking ballpark.Copy !req
663. Suppose this shrink gets scared
or something?Copy !req
664. Remember those two brothers
in California?Copy !req
665. They whacked their parents?Copy !req
666. The shrink was in a witness chair.Copy !req
667. Shit.Copy !req
668. Anthony wants to play games, okay.Copy !req
669. I taught him games.Copy !req
670. I taught him how to play baseball.Copy !req
671. Talking about clipping him?Copy !req
672. Nobody would slap my wrist if I did.Copy !req
673. Guys in prison have done
half the damage he has.Copy !req
674. The judicial system has improved
in dealing with sexual predators.Copy !req
675. Oh, yeah. Let's impeach him.Copy !req
676. If you're telling me of intent
to harm him...Copy !req
677. I must warn you of my duty to
alert law enforcement.Copy !req
678. Why do I tell you anything?Copy !req
679. I'm interested in why you feel
punishing this man falls upon you.Copy !req
680. - It doesn't fall upon you.
- What?Copy !req
681. What would you do?
You'd call the cops...Copy !req
682. who'd get some judge,
who'd give him counseling...Copy !req
683. to talk about his unhappy childhood,
and we could have sympathy for him.Copy !req
684. Because he's the victim, right?Copy !req
685. You know what you do?
You ignore the truth.Copy !req
686. Discredit psychology all you want.Copy !req
687. But I continue to ask the question.
Why do you think you...Copy !req
688. always have to set things right?Copy !req
689. Hey, Paulie, is Tony in?Copy !req
690. I got to talk to you.Copy !req
691. I'm busy right now.Copy !req
692. I got to talk to you.Copy !req
693. All right. We'll finish later, all right?Copy !req
694. Come on in.Copy !req
695. It's about the thing.Copy !req
696. You know what?Copy !req
697. - Nothing's happened yet, has it?
- Just got to make the call.Copy !req
698. - I'm savoring the moment.
- Call it off.Copy !req
699. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
700. You don't go near this.Copy !req
701. I don't care about that.
It's wrong, Tony.Copy !req
702. - You can't do it.
- It's wrong?Copy !req
703. What he did isn't?Copy !req
704. I'm begging you.
I hate the guy too.Copy !req
705. What do you want to do?Copy !req
706. Want to call the cops? Here's the phone.Copy !req
707. They'll arrest him.Copy !req
708. And he'll get out in two years
and move north.Copy !req
709. And then?Copy !req
710. He'll teach girls' soccer
and start all over.Copy !req
711. You don't think I want to rip him
apart like a chicken?Copy !req
712. I drove by his house.
I almost got out.Copy !req
713. But you didn't.Copy !req
714. Something happens to him,
who does it help?Copy !req
715. His daughter? That girl?Copy !req
716. No. You, Tony.Copy !req
717. And Silvio and me and whoever.
It's just gonna make us feel better.Copy !req
718. So don't even think about calling this
justice. Leave it to the cops.Copy !req
719. Look, let me ask you a question.Copy !req
720. Who are you, coming in here
talking to me like this?Copy !req
721. Now, your boyfriend is finished.
You deal with it!Copy !req
722. Okay?Copy !req
723. Tony, don't do it.Copy !req
724. This is me asking you.Copy !req
725. Why don't you get out?Copy !req
726. Come on.Copy !req
727. Get the fuck out, go!Copy !req
728. Let's go!Copy !req
729. Come on, come on!Copy !req
730. Corrado?Copy !req
731. I was worried! You usually call
me when you're this late.Copy !req
732. I bought us some barbecued chicken,
salad and lemon meringue pie.Copy !req
733. But I got hungry and ate.Copy !req
734. Did I tell you to
keep your mouth shut?Copy !req
735. Did I tell you to keep
your goddamn mouth shut?Copy !req
736. Don't hit me!Copy !req
737. You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt!Copy !req
738. I don't understand!Copy !req
739. Get your pencils and your crap
and don't be here tomorrow!Copy !req
740. No, Corrado. Don't leave.Copy !req
741. I love you!Copy !req
742. I am so sorry!Copy !req
743. No, Corrado!Copy !req
744. - Yeah?
- You there at the place?Copy !req
745. Is he in the house?Copy !req
746. Fuck it. Walk away.Copy !req
747. Just walk away. Don't do it.Copy !req
748. Fuck!Copy !req
749. All right.Copy !req
750. - Leave it alone.
- Yeah. No problem.Copy !req
751. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
752. Colleagues and neighbors were
shocked...Copy !req
753. to hear of charges
brought against Hauser...Copy !req
754. coach of the Verbum Dei
high school girls' soccer team.Copy !req
755. Alerted by a friend of
the alleged victim...Copy !req
756. whose name cannot be revealed...Copy !req
757. police issued a warrant
for his arrest.Copy !req
758. Tony, Jesus!
You smell like Lord Calvert.Copy !req
759. What is with you tonight?Copy !req
760. What is this?Copy !req
761. Jesus!Copy !req
762. Mixed with alcohol!Copy !req
763. Tony, that's wonderful. Happy trails.Copy !req
764. Here, let's get you to bed.Copy !req
765. I didn't hurt nobody.Copy !req
766. Call the shrink. Tell her the town's
going to give her a fucking bonus.Copy !req