1. Come on! Come on, dog!
Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
2. Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
3. - Go get it.
- Look at this.Copy !req
4. Look at this plastic.
And there's weeds.Copy !req
5. - It looks like Tobacco Road.
- Nobody gets down here.Copy !req
6. Anthony! Those dogs
are wild dogs.Copy !req
7. Cemetery dogs.
They'll take your hand off.Copy !req
8. Come over here.
Say a Hail Mary
for your grandfather.Copy !req
9. Lay off. He's a kid.Copy !req
10. So he should
neglect his elders?Copy !req
11. - Just like his father.
- Yeah, real scamp.Copy !req
12. Yeah, my son,
the mental patient.Copy !req
13. Remember those trips
to the shore?Copy !req
14. Me and Tony used
to ride the waves?Copy !req
15. - I taught him how to bodysurf.
- My son was brought up right.Copy !req
16. He needs
a psychiatrist for what?Copy !req
17. - To talk about his sex life?
- Enough. I hate it
as much as you do.Copy !req
18. Anthony! Those dogs could
start foaming at the mouth.Copy !req
19. Hey, Grandma. How come youse
not supposed to breathe
in the cemetery?Copy !req
20. - Who says?
- It's a joke, for chrissake.
Say "why?"Copy !req
21. 'Cause you'll make
the dead people jealous.Copy !req
22. Come pick it up!
Pick it up!Copy !req
23. Who's got the ball?
Who's got the ball?Copy !req
24. Oh, my God.
Meadow, look out!Copy !req
25. Come around, come around!Copy !req
26. Up, up, up! Cover 'em through!Copy !req
27. I can't watch.Copy !req
28. Yes!Copy !req
29. Attagirl, Meadow!
You're a brick wall, baby!Copy !req
30. - Brick wall!
- Good save! Come on, now!
Come on!Copy !req
31. - That was close.
- Pretty good.Copy !req
32. Look at you
at girls' soccer, Tony.Copy !req
33. What do you want from me?
My only son's a couch potato.Copy !req
34. - Red, five!
- What are you,
yellow card happy?Copy !req
35. Rough play, my ass!Copy !req
36. - Hi, honey.
- Got get 'em, baby.Copy !req
37. This fat kid is such
a sneak with that elbow!Copy !req
38. Coach says next year Chiara
is gonna be one of his starts.Copy !req
39. Come on, Falcons! Let's
pull it out, for chrissake!Copy !req
40. Heather Dante!
A hundred bucks for a goal!Copy !req
41. What's with Ally today?
She's sleepwalkin' out there.Copy !req
42. She eats at our house
three nights a week.
I know she's got the energy.Copy !req
43. That tackle was
all ball, asshole!Copy !req
44. Yeah, zebra,
I'm talkin' to you!Copy !req
45. You blow that whistle one
more time, I'm gonna
stick it up your fuckin' ass!Copy !req
46. Get off the field! Now!Copy !req
47. Get off the field or your team
is gonna forfeit the game!Copy !req
48. I'm goin'.
You fuckin' son of a...Copy !req
49. Get off the field!Copy !req
50. Did a hell of a job.Copy !req
51. Falcons!
Falcons, heads up!Copy !req
52. Red 42, 42! Push!Copy !req
53. Ally! Come on.Copy !req
54. - Come on, Al!
- Go, Ally!Copy !req
55. Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
56. Did I tell you?
Did I tell you?Copy !req
57. Did I tell you?
He's a brilliant coach!Copy !req
58. He's a beautiful,
brilliant genius.Copy !req
59. Yeah. What, are you
in love with him or what?Copy !req
60. Frankly, yes.
If he steers Chiara through
to a college scholarship,Copy !req
61. I'll blow the guy
at midfield.Copy !req
62. Oh, you will?Copy !req
63. How's cheffing at Dimples?Copy !req
64. You gotta come
sample the salad bar.Copy !req
65. We got a special
chemical brightener.Copy !req
66. - Keeps the lettuce crisp.
- How nice.Copy !req
67. - Oh, yeah. It's beautiful.
- The offer's still there.Copy !req
68. You wanna make a little money,
you put some out on the street,Copy !req
69. at two points,
we split the interest. Nice.Copy !req
70. I can't do the math, Ton'.
I'm an artiste.Copy !req
71. Get outta here.Copy !req
72. Good job, girls!Copy !req
73. Absolutely, yeah.
You do that so well, Coach.Copy !req
74. Thank you.Copy !req
75. You did a hell
of a job, Coach.Copy !req
76. Welcome to the Bada Bing.Copy !req
77. - Everything's on the house.
- Brandy! Come here!Copy !req
78. - I want you to meet somebody.
- This guy coached college.Copy !req
79. - No. Get outta here.
- Division 1-A!Copy !req
80. - Nah, that's Boonie State.
- Ah!Copy !req
81. Besides, Art, the time has
come to stop moving my wifeCopy !req
82. and Deena like pawns every time
somebody ups the ante.Copy !req
83. Anyway, now many chances
does a man get to coach
his own daughter?Copy !req
84. - What do they say?
"Money isn't everything?"
- Hear, hear.Copy !req
85. It's the kids
that are important.Copy !req
86. Cheers to the Falcons.
Continued success.Copy !req
87. Brandy, why don't you
give the coach hereCopy !req
88. a deluxe tour
of the VIP lounge?Copy !req
89. - What?
- Oh, guys.Copy !req
90. Jesus, we said a beer.Copy !req
91. - Oh, whoa...
- Come on.Copy !req
92. No, I... thank you,
but I don't think so.Copy !req
93. Aw, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
94. Okay, Brandy,
go sit on a tuffet.Copy !req
95. Coach, it's on the house.Copy !req
96. - What the fuck
are you doin' here?
- Who's he?Copy !req
97. It's my girl's soccer coach.
You got somethin' for me?Copy !req
98. For one thing,
every car you're seeing in your
rearview mirror is not a fed.Copy !req
99. Mikey Palmice went out
and got a major Manhattan PI.Copy !req
100. Mikey Palmice thinks
someone here is ratting
for the government.Copy !req
101. - What else is new?
- What else?Copy !req
102. My colleague over
at Organized Crime Task ForceCopy !req
103. gets chatty
after caffeine drinks.Copy !req
104. Names of people
whose fiscal interests
intersect with your own.Copy !req
105. Shit.Copy !req
106. Look, I'm still
trying to find out
if you've been named.Copy !req
107. All right? But these people,Copy !req
108. they are keeping these
indictments very,
very internal, Tony.Copy !req
109. For all I know, they got
a folder with my name on it,Copy !req
110. and, you know, if I was smart,
I wouldn't even be here.Copy !req
111. - I rest my case.
- As it is, I'm up the street
on a rape/homicide.Copy !req
112. What I need now is
to see a liquor license,
sir, if you don't mind.Copy !req
113. So anybody wonders
why I was here, or for
the lie detector test...Copy !req
114. Cha-Cha, show him
the liquor license.Copy !req
115. Don't touch the girls.Copy !req
116. How you doin'?Copy !req
117. - Bada Bing. Arthur Bucco!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
118. Oh!Copy !req
119. - Hello?
- Arthur, what are you doing?Copy !req
120. You gonna stay
in that bar all day?Copy !req
121. What? I'm shooting
a little pool.Copy !req
122. Yeah, yeah.
I'll rack 'em up for you.Copy !req
123. I thought
we were supposed to beCopy !req
124. painting the trim on the patio.Copy !req
125. I bought the primer,
and I've been scraping.Copy !req
126. - You have.
- Arthur, I could
really use your help.Copy !req
127. All right. Sure.
Honey, I'll be right home.Copy !req
128. This fuckin' guy
lays down the law, Ton'.Copy !req
129. Oh, yeah.
Fuckin' blisterin'.
"I'll be right home, honey."Copy !req
130. Yeah, I'd better
be getting home too.
Shelly'll be looking for me.Copy !req
131. It's quite the lifestyle
you got here, though.Copy !req
132. - See you later, Coach.
- Okay.Copy !req
133. Different strokes.Copy !req
134. Melvoin, Pearly,
Schneider and Archide.Copy !req
135. I'm sorry. He's in a meeting.
Can I take a message?Copy !req
136. What's goin' on
with the feds and their
fuckin' indictment?Copy !req
137. - Just put it right down there.
- Here's the bill.Copy !req
138. The book is off
from the 14th Ward.Copy !req
139. I don't wanna minimize
your position, Corrado.Copy !req
140. Two prior convictions.
That places you in jeopardyCopy !req
141. of sentence under
the habitual offenders statute.Copy !req
142. I'm payin' you four an hour
to hear shit that's already
eatin' my insides?Copy !req
143. - Who had the peppers and eggs?
- Over here.Copy !req
144. Peppers and eggs?
That's what I should've had.Copy !req
145. For you.Copy !req
146. - Thank you.
- Hot sauce.Copy !req
147. "I'd be happy
to surrender Mr. Soprano?Copy !req
148. You can be assured
of my full cooperation?"Copy !req
149. You'd rather they kicked
in your front door
in the middle of the night?Copy !req
150. It's a target letter, Corrado.Copy !req
151. I wasn't getting anywhere,
so I asked them point blank
what your status was.Copy !req
152. Just testing. That's
what a good lawyer would do.Copy !req
153. - So what'd they say?
- They'd let me know
when it was appropriate.Copy !req
154. I may just start paying taxes.Copy !req
155. I'm sick and tired of sittin'
around on my hands. I'm gonna
get the hell outta here.Copy !req
156. Down to Boca
with your lady friend?Copy !req
157. What the fuck
you know about it?Copy !req
158. Works for the joint fitters
union, didn't somebody say?Copy !req
159. Runs their labor management fund
outside the fed's oversight.Copy !req
160. If you can't get
your friends jobs,Copy !req
161. what's the purpose
of attaining success?Copy !req
162. The wheels
of justice turn slowly.Copy !req
163. Take her to Florida.
Develop a tan.Copy !req
164. Where's the key
to the partners' crapper?Copy !req
165. Top right-hand drawer.Copy !req
166. Junior, we're working out of
our fuckin' lawyer's office.
Is that right?Copy !req
167. Look, I didn't want
to say anything,Copy !req
168. but this government's case?Copy !req
169. If there's a leak,
it's in Tony's boat.Copy !req
170. If you wanna tell me
my nephew's in bedCopy !req
171. with the Justice Department,
just say it.Copy !req
172. Don't stammer
around like a fuckin' spastic.Copy !req
173. There's something fucking
wrong with that guy.Copy !req
174. I feel it in my gut.Copy !req
175. I'm worried about you,
skipper.Copy !req
176. I'm sorry, Mikey.
You're a good boy.Copy !req
177. Fuck this.
I'm goin' to Boca.Copy !req
178. Deena, when you guys showed
up to Verbum Dei last year,Copy !req
179. I thought,
"Soccer, give me a break."Copy !req
180. But your dad makes it
seem like this,Copy !req
181. - I don't know, metaphor.
- Yeah.Copy !req
182. - Yeah, that's pretty cool.
- You guys, where's Al?Copy !req
183. - She was supposed
to loan me a cig.
- I'll come with.Copy !req
184. - Al?
- Ally!Copy !req
185. Al!Copy !req
186. If you're smoking,
you owe me five dollars!Copy !req
187. - Al?
- Ally!Copy !req
188. Ally?Copy !req
189. - Ally, what are you doing?
- Ally!Copy !req
190. Ally, oh, my God!Copy !req
191. Her parents split up.Copy !req
192. That's why she spends
all her time at our house.Copy !req
193. But the kid was born
with a silver spoon.Copy !req
194. Teenage girls
are under a lot of stress.Copy !req
195. I know this kid.
She's great.Copy !req
196. Was it a genuine
suicide attempt,Copy !req
197. or was it
a suicidal gesture?Copy !req
198. "Small cutting"
is the clinical term.Copy !req
199. What's "large cutting?"
O.J. in the missing tracksuit?Copy !req
200. It's a cry for help.Copy !req
201. Ah.Copy !req
202. Her mother says
she tried this before.Copy !req
203. A couple times.Copy !req
204. What else is going on
in your life?Copy !req
205. Life is putting
the Prozac to the test.Copy !req
206. It's all that business that
keeps popping up in the news?Copy !req
207. I'd rather talk
about my daughter.Copy !req
208. Principal says girls in sports,
they do better.Copy !req
209. They don't take the drugs,
they don't get knocked up.Copy !req
210. But now this shit.Copy !req
211. If my daughter ever
tried to kill herself...Copy !req
212. Oh, God!Copy !req
213. Last week
I called you a whore.Copy !req
214. I might've been overstatin'
the case a little bit.Copy !req
215. Oh! Oo-hoo.
Mr. Soprano.Copy !req
216. Miss Sanfillipo.Copy !req
217. I have a check here
for you to sign.Copy !req
218. Twenty grand.Copy !req
219. For research and development
into furthering the art
and scienceCopy !req
220. of metal
and ceramic joint fitting.Copy !req
221. Where does our research and
development take us this time?Copy !req
222. I was thinking Boca Raton.Copy !req
223. My, my.
You read my mind.Copy !req
224. - I'm all packed, baby.
- I gotta talk to my cousin.Copy !req
225. - Mr. Soprano?
- What?Copy !req
226. Yeah, I was waitin' to talk
to Jerry about how I could useCopy !req
227. some wiggle room on this
mall job I got in North Bergen.Copy !req
228. Then I saw you here.
And I thought, "What the hell?"Copy !req
229. "I may as well
ask the man himself." Huh?Copy !req
230. Let's you and I meet.
I can pass my recommends
on to my cousin.Copy !req
231. Hey, Mama Livia, how are you?Copy !req
232. Do you remember me,
"Larry Boy" Barese?Copy !req
233. Well, I know who you are!Copy !req
234. You lit an
apartment house on fireCopy !req
235. and scared your mother
half to death.Copy !req
236. Mama's moving in here
on the fifteenth.Copy !req
237. Oh! I like your shoes,
Larry Boy.Copy !req
238. Eh. Mama hasn't
been well in her mind.Copy !req
239. Last week she threw
a jar of artichokes at me.Copy !req
240. Well, she better not throw
any artichokes at me!Copy !req
241. Ma, how you doin'?
Remember Larry?Copy !req
242. Water under the bridge.Copy !req
243. Yeah. We're gonna take a walk.
We'll be right back.Copy !req
244. You should get some
shoes like his.Copy !req
245. I'll tell you somethin', Tony,Copy !req
246. you've always
been a fuckin' genius,Copy !req
247. but this last move
is the best move you ever did.Copy !req
248. The feds are never gonna
surveil an old folks home.Copy !req
249. Yeah, I know. That's why
I got six truckloadsCopy !req
250. of bootleg
Polident comin' in.Copy !req
251. Hey, Jimmy.Copy !req
252. - There he is.
- How you doin'?Copy !req
253. Did you get your mother settled
into a suite yet?Copy !req
254. They're not sure
they're gonna accept her.Copy !req
255. They wanna see my
financial statement again.Copy !req
256. So this office supply chain
comin' up from Virginia.Copy !req
257. - What's the deal on them?
- I spoke to them.Copy !req
258. I think they're gonna listen
to reason on minority hiring.Copy !req
259. - You bet any games?
- What've they got?Copy !req
260. What the fuck?Copy !req
261. Hup! Hup!
Hup! Hup! Hup!Copy !req
262. Knees high, Colgiavani!
Eyes ahead!Copy !req
263. Energy, girls, energy!Copy !req
264. I know we're all upset
about all that's been going on,Copy !req
265. but we still have a season left!
Come on! Let's go!Copy !req
266. - Hey, Coach.
- Hey, fellas.Copy !req
267. Sorry, but practice
is closed today.Copy !req
268. I'm trying to keep
the team focused.Copy !req
269. What're you doin'?
You're leavin' us?Copy !req
270. After two fuckin' years?Copy !req
271. I told that reporter to wait
until after sectionals before
he put that in the paper.Copy !req
272. Coach, look at my little girl
out there.Copy !req
273. You're breakin' her heart!Copy !req
274. Believe me, Art,
I am hugely conflicted.Copy !req
275. But Rhode Island
doubled my salary!Copy !req
276. They're giving
my daughter a full ride!Copy !req
277. What could I do? They made me
an offer I couldn't refuse.Copy !req
278. Well, you haven't
heard ours yet.Copy !req
279. - Hey, come on, Sil.
- Look, buddy, I got
a family too.Copy !req
280. I happen to have
a daughter who loves
playing soccer very much.Copy !req
281. He's just kiddin'
about the offer thing.Copy !req
282. Hey, nobody blew a whistle!Copy !req
283. Let's not get lazy out here!
Come on!Copy !req
284. - Why don't you
go fuck yourself?
- Excuse me?Copy !req
285. - Hey, Med, want me
to tell your father...
- This is my field.Copy !req
286. Why don't you give me
ten laps around the goals!Copy !req
287. - Whatever.
- Make that 20.Copy !req
288. Anybody else
wanna mouth off?Copy !req
289. Good! Come on!
Let's circle up for keep-away!Copy !req
290. Let's go! Over here!Copy !req
291. Give me a big circle!
Go! Come on! Move it!Copy !req
292. Out here! I need some people
out here! Come on! Let's go!Copy !req
293. Gimme your glass.Copy !req
294. Who would've ever thought
we could've been this contented?Copy !req
295. I did. As soon
as I saw you, I knew.Copy !req
296. You're a sweetheart.Copy !req
297. If only they knew
the other side of you.Copy !req
298. - They'd eat me for breakfast.
- Mmm.Copy !req
299. I've been lookin'
at some real estate.
Some nice houses on the market.Copy !req
300. Maybe you'd like
something bigger.Copy !req
301. No, Corrado.
This is our place.Copy !req
302. You know how long
we been comin' here?Copy !req
303. Sixteen years.
And every one of them good.Copy !req
304. How's Junior, Junior? Hmm?Copy !req
305. He's catching some shuteye.Copy !req
306. You're such a powerhouse.Copy !req
307. When you kiss me down there,Copy !req
308. you're like a great artist.Copy !req
309. You got a real
instinct for it.Copy !req
310. Pass me the red peppers.Copy !req
311. You know the thrill you give?Copy !req
312. Just keep it to yourself,
okay, Roberta?Copy !req
313. Yeah. All to myself.Copy !req
314. - Corrado?
- Yeah?Copy !req
315. Why the big secret?Copy !req
316. - About what?
- Oral sex.Copy !req
317. What's so terrible
about pleasing a woman?Copy !req
318. You always have to talk
about everything.Copy !req
319. Well, I wanna know why!Copy !req
320. It's complicated.Copy !req
321. Yeah. But why?Copy !req
322. Why?Copy !req
323. Because they think
if you suck pussy,
you'll suck anything.Copy !req
324. - Oh, you're kidding.
- It's a sign of weakness.Copy !req
325. And possibly a sign
that you're a finook.Copy !req
326. A fag?Copy !req
327. That's ridiculous.Copy !req
328. How would the two
even translate?Copy !req
329. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
330. I don't make the rules.Copy !req
331. Hey, it's no big lifestyle
choice, shylockin'.Copy !req
332. My aunts Quintima and Gemma,Copy !req
333. they got money out earnin'
on the street.Copy !req
334. It's like bein' a banker.
You help people.Copy !req
335. Chiara broke down
in tears when she heard
the coach was leaving.Copy !req
336. You don't wanna
talk about it, fine.Copy !req
337. - No, I...
- I gotta go
pick up Carmela anyway.Copy !req
338. She's at her sister's.Copy !req
339. But let me ask you a question.Copy !req
340. - Why does your wife hate me?
- Charmaine doesn't hate you.Copy !req
341. Yeah.Copy !req
342. You lie like I play
the French horn.Copy !req
343. What?Copy !req
344. Look at this fuckin'
sfacim over here.Copy !req
345. Wearing a cap in a nice
restaurant like this.Copy !req
346. That's one of the things
I hated most when I
had my restaurant.Copy !req
347. It's values today.
Standards are crumbling.Copy !req
348. Would it kill
this coach to stick around
until my kid graduates?Copy !req
349. Then let him stay
four years for Chiara.Copy !req
350. That burns my ass.Copy !req
351. Where you goin'?Copy !req
352. That would be great.Copy !req
353. - Take your hat off.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
354. They don't sell hot dogs here.Copy !req
355. They took the bleachers out
two years ago.Copy !req
356. It's my hat.
I'll wear it where I want.Copy !req
357. How you doin'?Copy !req
358. Thank you.Copy !req
359. Look at him. Douchebag.
Good for you!Copy !req
360. Send them a bottle
of Montepulciano.Copy !req
361. And get the license plate
of these two guys sitting
behind Artie.Copy !req
362. Get the valet to do it.
They look like cops.Copy !req
363. Well, look who's here! Hi!Copy !req
364. - Tony, look who's here!
- Alphonse, how you doin'?Copy !req
365. - Good.
- You feelin' better?Copy !req
366. Yeah.Copy !req
367. Gonna miss that
left foot of yours.Copy !req
368. - Tony.
- No, it's okay, Mr. Soprano.Copy !req
369. - I'm gonna play.
- No shit. Pardon
my French there.Copy !req
370. Are you sure, Ally?Copy !req
371. Yeah, I...
I had a long talkCopy !req
372. with Coach Hauser,
and...Copy !req
373. I'm gonna play,
that's all.Copy !req
374. - I told her she didn't have to.
- Just said she wanted to.Copy !req
375. - Yeah.
- Did Coach pressure you, Ally?Copy !req
376. No, Mrs. Soprano. He would
never do anything like that.Copy !req
377. How the hell's
he gonna pressure her?
He didn't have the coglioneCopy !req
378. to stick around
and finish what he started.Copy !req
379. - Dad.
- What?Copy !req
380. It's what we all wanted.Copy !req
381. - Okay. Right?
- Well...Copy !req
382. As long as everything's...Copy !req
383. Look, we're trying
to watch this, guys, okay?Copy !req
384. Kick ass, girls. Right?Copy !req
385. Good night.Copy !req
386. Listen, Roberta.
What I said earlier?Copy !req
387. - Mm-hmm.
- I'm serious.Copy !req
388. You discuss that with anyone,
we're gonna go ten rounds.Copy !req
389. We just skimmed 20 thou
off the development fund,Copy !req
390. and you're worried
about a little lecca fica?Copy !req
391. - Will you keep it down?
- All right.Copy !req
392. I'll tell everyone
you're a good kisser,
I just won't say where.Copy !req
393. That's my reputation
you're playin' with.Copy !req
394. Honey, my lips are sealed.Copy !req
395. Not too sealed, right?Copy !req
396. Visual on Corrado Soprano
and female travel companion.Copy !req
397. 2200 hours, Boca Lounge.Copy !req
398. Hey, hey,
how's my boy today, huh?Copy !req
399. Go, go, go!Copy !req
400. I'm lookin'
for a Coach Hauser?Copy !req
401. That's me. Petey!
Come here!Copy !req
402. A little somethin' from your
friends at the Bada Bing club.Copy !req
403. Brand-new, surround sound,
HDTV compatible.Copy !req
404. - Well, tell them thanks, but...
- This fucker's gettin'
heavy here.Copy !req
405. If this is about Rhode Island,
you can tell your friends
it's a done deal.Copy !req
406. I already signed.Copy !req
407. I don't know what it's about,Copy !req
408. but the TV stays here.Copy !req
409. Put it down.Copy !req
410. No! I mean it! Pick it up!Copy !req
411. Get the goddamn thing
off my property!Copy !req
412. Look, pal, I don't think
you quite understand.Copy !req
413. Oh, I understand, all right,
only too well.Copy !req
414. You tell your friends
I know all about them.Copy !req
415. If you did,
you'd do what they want.Copy !req
416. Is that a threat?
How quickly things change.Copy !req
417. Let me tell
you something, Guido.Copy !req
418. My name is Clarence.Copy !req
419. I have friends
in law enforcement,Copy !req
420. and they would
call this extortion.Copy !req
421. Come on.Copy !req
422. You tell those assholes
Don Hauser will not
be intimidated!Copy !req
423. I will not
be threatened or bribed!Copy !req
424. I go where I want to
when I want to!Copy !req
425. Hey!Copy !req
426. All day, every day,
85 and not one drop of rain.Copy !req
427. Oh, and those nights.Copy !req
428. Bobbi, you are so
lucky with this guy.
You have no idea.Copy !req
429. He's a sweetheart
underneath it all.Copy !req
430. I wish I could get Lou
to be like him.Copy !req
431. - More sensitive,
if you know what I mean.
- Yeah. That coral looks good.Copy !req
432. I mean, I don't
understand why I always have
to ask him for oral sex.Copy !req
433. Not like you and your Corrado.Copy !req
434. Bebe, listen.Copy !req
435. I know we always used
to yak about our sex lives.Copy !req
436. I think it would be better
if we didn't anymore.Copy !req
437. - Okay.
- I mean it.Copy !req
438. Sure. It's just you're lucky,
that's all.Copy !req
439. So, Ma, you gonna
come to the big game?Copy !req
440. Game? What game?Copy !req
441. Miss Meadow's soccer team
is goin' to the sectionals.Copy !req
442. Nobody tells me anything.Copy !req
443. Did everybody hear me just
tell my mother about the game?Copy !req
444. Can anybody think
of anything else to talk
about except soccer?Copy !req
445. All right.
Uncle Jun', how was Boca?Copy !req
446. Wonderful.
I don't go down enough.Copy !req
447. That's not what I heard.Copy !req
448. About what?Copy !req
449. Nothing. I'm sorry.Copy !req
450. I don't know
what I'm talkin' about.Copy !req
451. Last time, Aunt Bobbi
bought me a live piranha.Copy !req
452. You believe that was a piranha?
Come on!Copy !req
453. That woman is not your aunt!Copy !req
454. Livia, I warned you.
Stata zit'. Bobbi's
a sweet, sweet girl.Copy !req
455. - What the hell's
the matter with you?
- What did I say?Copy !req
456. This wife of yours.
She's got the giggles.Copy !req
457. Can I be excused?Copy !req
458. - We just sat down.
- How are you gonna play
tomorrow, you don't eat?Copy !req
459. He's right, Mead.
You need protein.Copy !req
460. - No, I don't because I quit.
- You quit.Copy !req
461. What are you talkin' about?
With Ally back, you can
go to the State.Copy !req
462. A girl slits her wrists,
and all you can think
about is a game?Copy !req
463. It wasn't like friggin' Cobain.Copy !req
464. It was just a little
suicidal gesture, that's all.Copy !req
465. Miss Meadow, come back here!Copy !req
466. Hey, you're not
excused, young lady!Copy !req
467. Oh, let her go.
Go ahead, honey!Copy !req
468. - Ma!
- Why don't you butt out?Copy !req
469. Only time you act like
a grandmother around hereCopy !req
470. is when you
wanna score some points.Copy !req
471. I will not eat in this house.Copy !req
472. Junior, take me home.Copy !req
473. - I'm not finished.
- You mangia, Uncle Jun'.
She'll come back.Copy !req
474. The Stukas
and Messerschmitts.Copy !req
475. They have command of the skies.Copy !req
476. The Stuka is quite
a formidable weapon...Copy !req
477. I don't know.
I'm glad Meadow quit.Copy !req
478. That coach pushes them
to the brink. It's unhealthy.Copy !req
479. Well, what do we mean
when we talk about commitment?Copy !req
480. And that asshole,
he thinks he can just walk away?Copy !req
481. Watch it, cowboy.
Don't start.Copy !req
482. What was with you
and Uncle Jun' tonight?Copy !req
483. Tony, you better not get
in that coach's face.Copy !req
484. Come on.
Tell me about Uncle Jun'.Copy !req
485. No, stop it! Stop it!Copy !req
486. - I can't, I can't!
- Yes, you can.Copy !req
487. - I know you want to.
- All right, okay.Copy !req
488. Gabby Dante's cousin and Bobbi
go to the same nail parlor.Copy !req
489. And your uncle...Copy !req
490. No, I shouldn't say.
Tony, I shouldn't!Copy !req
491. Come on.Copy !req
492. Okay, okay! Okay.Copy !req
493. Well, let's just sayCopy !req
494. your uncle has acquired
a taste for her.Copy !req
495. Uncle Jun' gives head.Copy !req
496. World-class.Copy !req
497. The old man's whistlin'
to the wheat field?Copy !req
498. Don't be disgusting.Copy !req
499. Oh, he's a Bushman
of the Kalahari!Copy !req
500. That's why I don't
tell you anythingCopy !req
501. 'cause you don't know
when to stop.Copy !req
502. Oh, my God,
if this ever gets out.Copy !req
503. Oh, yeah. Like you don't do it,
or any of your friends.Copy !req
504. - Bunch of hypocrites.
- Hey.Copy !req
505. What goes on in this bedroom
stays here, and you know that.Copy !req
506. Once a year?Copy !req
507. I can resist
the urge to gossip.Copy !req
508. Arthur?
You're home?Copy !req
509. The grease in that Fryolator.Copy !req
510. I'm gonna smell like
a cheap French fry
for the rest of my life.Copy !req
511. So this is why we scrimp
and save to send our kids
to that school, huh?Copy !req
512. So that you can have our name
just dragged through the mud?Copy !req
513. - What?
- Shelly Hauser
called me this afternoon.Copy !req
514. Your friends sent
some wayos down thereCopy !req
515. with a stolen TV set
to try and bribe the coach.Copy !req
516. From your friends
at Bada Bing.Copy !req
517. As if a TV set
is gonna get somewhere
with a man like Coach Hauser!Copy !req
518. A TV set?Copy !req
519. Arthur, do you
honestly believe that
they're gonna stop there?Copy !req
520. They tried bribing this man.
What's next?Copy !req
521. Always with
the extreme scenarios.Copy !req
522. No, come on, Arthur.
Tell me. What's next?Copy !req
523. You grew up
in the neighborhood.Copy !req
524. Don't pretend like you don't
know what Tony Soprano
is capable of.Copy !req
525. Who is it?
I found your dog.Copy !req
526. What? No, you're mistaken.
My dog is upstairs.Copy !req
527. Golden retriever,
blue nylon collar?Copy !req
528. - Honey, who is it?
- Evenin', ma'am.Copy !req
529. - He has our dog.
- Where's Petey?Copy !req
530. - I thought he was locked in.
- Yeah, come get him.Copy !req
531. I wouldn't want Petey
to get hit by a car.Copy !req
532. Petey. Petey! You okay?Copy !req
533. - Hey, Petey. Come here.
- What, no reward?Copy !req
534. Just kiddin'.
I'm an animal lover.Copy !req
535. You okay, boy?Copy !req
536. Mead, you can cheer up
about the coach,Copy !req
537. 'cause I got a feeling he's
gonna reconsider the big move.Copy !req
538. - Tony!
- Did you do something?Copy !req
539. What could I do? Point is
he's gonna stick aroundCopy !req
540. and finish what he started
with the girls, that's all.Copy !req
541. That's it.Copy !req
542. Well, did I tell you?Copy !req
543. You need to develop some
appreciation 'cause you
got people all around youCopy !req
544. tryin' to help you and all
you do is bitch and moan!Copy !req
545. Now, I see this coach trying
to abandon his team,Copy !req
546. and I see your friends
gettin' worked up, so I try
to do somethin' about it!Copy !req
547. Is that why you think
we're so upset, Dad?Copy !req
548. Because a coach
that most of us can't
even stand is leaving?Copy !req
549. So, what difference
does that make?Copy !req
550. You don't have to love him
to be successful.Copy !req
551. Catfish Hunter
hated Billy Martin.Copy !req
552. Bill Parcells, his guys,
they can't stand himCopy !req
553. till they start to win!Copy !req
554. Coach Hauser
had sex with Ally.Copy !req
555. - What?
- That's why she cut herself.Copy !req
556. That's why
I've been practically
living at her house.Copy !req
557. All right, hold on a minute.Copy !req
558. Maybe...Copy !req
559. With Ally?Copy !req
560. Meadow, this is horrible.Copy !req
561. This is also
a very serious accusation.Copy !req
562. What exactly did Ally say?Copy !req
563. That they had sex!
More than once!Copy !req
564. That she's not
a virgin anymore!Copy !req
565. All right.Copy !req
566. Ally's a very pretty girl.Copy !req
567. Maybe there was...
maybe there was some confusion.Copy !req
568. Maybe she wanted
to look likeCopy !req
569. - she was sophisticated
in your guys' eyes.
- Dad!Copy !req
570. - What?
- Tony!Copy !req
571. What if this had been Meadow?Copy !req
572. What kind of confusion?Copy !req
573. A girl that age,
the coach should not
have been in any positionCopy !req
574. where there's even a remote
possibility of confusion!Copy !req
575. I'm losin' my fuckin' mind here.Copy !req
576. Tony, go downstairs,
will you, please, so me
and Meadow can talk?Copy !req
577. Jesus fuckin' Christ!Copy !req
578. God, now what did I do?Copy !req
579. - Meadow.
- Mom, I only toldCopy !req
580. so he wouldn't make
Coach Hauser stay here.Copy !req
581. Meadow, this is
a horrible, horrible thing.Copy !req
582. Mom, she's in love with him,
but he won't leave his wife.Copy !req
583. Leave his wife? Meadow!Copy !req
584. Now, Meadow,
he didn't touch you, right?Copy !req
585. No. But what about Deena?Copy !req
586. If she finds out
about her father, it'll
totally destroy her life.Copy !req
587. Just tell Dad to let him
go anywhere he wants, okay?Copy !req
588. Come here. Oh.Copy !req
589. Maldonado and his brother,
they'll handle it.Copy !req
590. Mal owes me a solid.Copy !req
591. No. No hired help.Copy !req
592. This is personal.Copy !req
593. Very glad to hear
you say that.Copy !req
594. I'm gonna give him a real
after-school special.Copy !req
595. - You outta your fuckin' mind?
- What?Copy !req
596. I know what you did.
You kidnapped the coach's dog
and all that other shit.Copy !req
597. - But if you do
one more thing...
- Aw, shut up, Arthur.Copy !req
598. You know, you're five
fuckin' time zones
behind your own ass.Copy !req
599. No, I'm fuckin' serious.
You hear me, Tony?Copy !req
600. - You're serious?
- Yeah.Copy !req
601. Do you wanna hear serious?Copy !req
602. You wanna know what your
wonderful fuckin' coach did?Copy !req
603. He fucked little
Ally Vandermeed,Copy !req
604. and who knows
who else he fucked.Copy !req
605. What are you talkin' about?
Fucked?Copy !req
606. - That's crazy.
- That's why that kid
slit her wrists, you stunad.Copy !req
607. And my daughter
should know this shit?Copy !req
608. My daughter should have
to think about that filth?Copy !req
609. - No.
- No.Copy !req
610. That self-righteous prickCopy !req
611. put his dick in my
little girl's soccer teammate.Copy !req
612. Yeah. She's in eleventh grade,
for chrissake.Copy !req
613. Oh, my God.Copy !req
614. Chiara. He drove her
home from the supermarketCopy !req
615. one night when it was raining.Copy !req
616. Oh, my little girl.Copy !req
617. Fuckin' degenerate
son of a bitch.Copy !req
618. He deserves to die.
Betrayin' children?Copy !req
619. Artie, believe me,
he ain't gonna be doin'
that shit no more.Copy !req
620. I guarantee you that.Copy !req
621. He's in the pro shop!Copy !req
622. I don't need a cart!Copy !req
623. Nobody told you to put
my nephew under surveillance.Copy !req
624. I know, Junior. I know.Copy !req
625. I just wanted to be on the
safe side, and I'm glad I didCopy !req
626. because your nephew is not just
hangin' out at that titty barCopy !req
627. and goin' to his
daughter's soccer games.Copy !req
628. Go ahead.Copy !req
629. Twice last week he goes
toward the medical center,Copy !req
630. - then they lose him.
- A girlfriend.Copy !req
631. Nah, nah, nah, nah.Copy !req
632. He's seein' this
Russian slit, very open.Copy !req
633. Your nephew
is talking to the feds.Copy !req
634. Where else would he be going
where it would require
such precautions?Copy !req
635. And what the fuck else
would be the big secret?Copy !req
636. What am I, a swami?Copy !req
637. - Hey.
- Silvio!Copy !req
638. - Mikey Palmice.
- How you doing?
You're lookin' good.Copy !req
639. - I like that hat.
- How you feel?Copy !req
640. - Eh...
- You shanked it, Sil.Copy !req
641. I still got the coach
on my mind.Copy !req
642. We got fresh air,
we got sunshine,
we got a beautiful day.Copy !req
643. Forget about that shit.
Thank God for golf some days.Copy !req
644. I'm trying to concentrate here.Copy !req
645. So did you get any golf
in down in Boca, Uncle Jun'?Copy !req
646. Fuckin' manners! Please!Copy !req
647. So you play Manatee, or what's
the name of that other one?Copy !req
648. Will you let
the man tee off? You yap
worse than six barbers.Copy !req
649. If you'd have
shut up during that game
against Mountain Lakes,Copy !req
650. you wouldn't have missed
that fuckin' fly ball.Copy !req
651. I was ashamed
to face my friends.Copy !req
652. Good, Mikey. Better.Copy !req
653. What do you
mean, better?Copy !req
654. Well, you know, it's better.Copy !req
655. Whoa, Junior!Copy !req
656. "Whoa, Junior" what?Copy !req
657. - Uncle Jun's in the muff.
- What?Copy !req
658. Oh, did I say "muff"?Copy !req
659. I meant "rough."Copy !req
660. Good shot.Copy !req
661. What's that smell?Copy !req
662. Did you guys go to a sushi bar?Copy !req
663. What the fuck's
he talkin' about?Copy !req
664. - I don't know.
- I thought you were
a baccala man, Uncle Jun'.Copy !req
665. What are you doin' eatin' sushi?Copy !req
666. You're fuckin' runnin' off
at the mouth, you know that?Copy !req
667. Hey, listen, my friend.Copy !req
668. At least I can deal
with my own problems,Copy !req
669. unlike some I know.Copy !req
670. - What's that supposed to mean?
- Take it however you want.Copy !req
671. - Don't bullshit with me.
- Hey, guys, guys.Copy !req
672. We here to play golf or what?
Come on.Copy !req
673. Arthur.Copy !req
674. Everybody's just so upset.Copy !req
675. The mother's on sedatives.Copy !req
676. She's completely
unable to deal.Copy !req
677. The father lives
in Europe somewhere.
They haven't reached him.Copy !req
678. The little girl, Ally,
she thinks it's all her fault.Copy !req
679. Lousy bastard. He's not
gonna get away with this.Copy !req
680. - You got that right.
- What?Copy !req
681. Hand me that bottle
of Bug B Gon, will ya?Copy !req
682. Arthur, what?Copy !req
683. Somethin' goin' on, Artie?Copy !req
684. Your mobster friend
gonna do somethin' crazy?Copy !req
685. If I had any balls,
I would do it myself.Copy !req
686. Arthur, you do have balls.
That's why you're not like him.Copy !req
687. Fuck it. Fuck the world!Copy !req
688. Artie, this isn't makin'
some slob take his hat off.Copy !req
689. This is beating a man to death
or cutting his balls off
or what?Copy !req
690. You can't tell me
that Coach Hauser
doesn't deserve it!Copy !req
691. Okay, but... listen to you.Copy !req
692. Think about what you're saying.Copy !req
693. Yeah, you tell me.
Who's worse?Copy !req
694. Tony Soprano, or that
child-molesting fuck?Copy !req
695. I trusted him. I'd like to rip
his heart out of his chest!Copy !req
696. Jesus Christ, Arthur.
I cannot believe you only
think about yourself!Copy !req
697. Myself? Myself?Copy !req
698. I resent that, Charmaine!Copy !req
699. Junior, what the fuck?
What's the matter?Copy !req
700. What? That bullshit
with the sushi?Copy !req
701. Nah, I don't know what
he was talkin' about.Copy !req
702. He... he babbles.Copy !req
703. - What was that?
- You're another one!Copy !req
704. Me? Hey, he completely
lacked respect.Copy !req
705. Sick and tired of
having to make excuses
for him all the time.Copy !req
706. - It isn't right.
- It's 'cause he's
a fucking mental weakling.Copy !req
707. - I know.
- You don't know shit, Mikey!Copy !req
708. He's seein' a psychiatrist,
for chrissake.Copy !req
709. How about that, huh?Copy !req
710. My nephew
is seein' a psychiatrist.Copy !req
711. - Makes me wanna cry.
- No shit?Copy !req
712. Indictment's being prepared.
He's spilling his guts.Copy !req
713. - I fuckin' knew it.
- No, you didn't
fuckin' know it!Copy !req
714. I just told you.Copy !req
715. God knows how much of our
family business he airs.Copy !req
716. - If the place is bugged...
- That stuff's not admissible.Copy !req
717. It's that... that
doctor/patient privilege,
just like us and Melvoin.Copy !req
718. Melvoin's a lawyer.
He's in the fuckin' ballpark.Copy !req
719. Suppose this shrink
gets scared or somethin'?Copy !req
720. Do you remember those two
fuckin' Escovedo brothers,
whoever the fuck, in California?Copy !req
721. They whacked their parents?Copy !req
722. Their shrink was
in a fuckin' witness chair.Copy !req
723. Shit.Copy !req
724. Anthony wants
to play games, okay.Copy !req
725. I taught him games.Copy !req
726. I taught him how
to play baseball.Copy !req
727. You talking about clipping him?Copy !req
728. Nobody would slap my wrist
if I did.Copy !req
729. There's guys
in prison that have done
half the damage this prick has.Copy !req
730. The judicial system has
gotten much better in dealing
with sexual predators.Copy !req
731. Oh, yeah.
Let's impeach him.Copy !req
732. If you're telling me of intent
to harm this person,Copy !req
733. I must warn you of my duty
to alert law enforcement.Copy !req
734. I don't know why
I tell you anything.Copy !req
735. I'm interested in
why you feel punishing
this man falls upon you.Copy !req
736. Well, it sure doesn't
fall upon you.Copy !req
737. - What do you mean?
- What would you do?Copy !req
738. You'd call the cops,
who'd get some judgeCopy !req
739. who'd give him
psychiatric counseling,Copy !req
740. so maybe he could talk
about his unhappy childhood,Copy !req
741. and we could have
sympathy for the fuckCopy !req
742. 'cause he's the real
victim here, right?Copy !req
743. You know what you do?
You stick your head in the sandCopy !req
744. 'cause that's what
people like you do.Copy !req
745. Discredit psychology
all you want,Copy !req
746. but I continue
to ask the question:Copy !req
747. why do you think you,
Anthony Soprano,Copy !req
748. always has to set things right?Copy !req
749. Hey, Paulie,
is Tony in?Copy !req
750. - Tony!
- Artie!Copy !req
751. Hey, Ton', I gotta talk to ya.Copy !req
752. - Kinda busy right now.
- I gotta talk to you.Copy !req
753. All right, we'll finish
later, all right?Copy !req
754. - Come on in.
- Hey.Copy !req
755. It's about... the thing.Copy !req
756. You know what?Copy !req
757. Nothing's happened yet,
has it?Copy !req
758. Just gotta make the call.Copy !req
759. I'm savorin' the moment.Copy !req
760. - You gotta call it off.
- Artie, don't worry about it.Copy !req
761. You got nothin' to do with it.
You don't go nowheres near this.Copy !req
762. I don't care about that!Copy !req
763. It's wrong, Tony!
You can't do it.Copy !req
764. It's wrong?
Oh, what he did isn't?Copy !req
765. I'm beggin' you.
I hate the guy too.Copy !req
766. What do you wanna do, Artie?Copy !req
767. You wanna call the cops?
Here. Here's the phone.Copy !req
768. They'll arrest him, right?Copy !req
769. He'll get out
in two fuckin' years,Copy !req
770. and he'll move
up to Saskatchewan.Copy !req
771. And then you know what he'll do?Copy !req
772. He'll teach girls' soccer,
and he'll start all over again.Copy !req
773. You don't think I wanna rip him
apart like a fuckin' chicken?Copy !req
774. I drove by his house.
I almost got out.Copy !req
775. But you didn't.Copy !req
776. Something happens to him,Copy !req
777. who's it gonna help, huh?
His daughter?Copy !req
778. That girl? No.Copy !req
779. You, Tony.
And Silvio and me and whoever.Copy !req
780. It's just gonna make us
feel better.Copy !req
781. So don't even think
about calling this justice.Copy !req
782. Leave it to the cops.Copy !req
783. Let me ask you a question.Copy !req
784. Who the fuck do you think
you are comin' in here,Copy !req
785. talkin' to me like this?Copy !req
786. Now your boyfriend is finished.
You deal with it.Copy !req
787. - Okay?
- Tony, don't do it.Copy !req
788. This is me asking you.Copy !req
789. Why don't you
get the fuck outta here?Copy !req
790. Come on.
Get the fuck out! Go!Copy !req
791. Let's go.
Come on, come on.Copy !req
792. Corrado.Copy !req
793. I was worried!Copy !req
794. You usually call me
when you're this late.Copy !req
795. I bought us some
barbecued chicken,Copy !req
796. some salad and some
lemon meringue pie.Copy !req
797. But I got so hungry,
I had a piece.Copy !req
798. Did I tell you
to keep your mouth shut?Copy !req
799. - What?
- Did I tell you to keep
your goddamn mouth shut?Copy !req
800. No, Corrado, don't hit me!Copy !req
801. You stupid, fucking,
blabbermouth cunt!Copy !req
802. I don't understand.Copy !req
803. Get your pencils and your crap
and the rest of your shit,Copy !req
804. and don't be here tomorrow!Copy !req
805. Oh, no, Corrado, don't leave!Copy !req
806. I love you!Copy !req
807. I am so sorry!Copy !req
808. No, Corrado!Copy !req
809. Yeah.Copy !req
810. - You there at the place?
- Is he in the house?Copy !req
811. - Yeah.
- Fuck it. Walk away.Copy !req
812. Just fuckin' walk away.
Don't do it.Copy !req
813. Fuck!Copy !req
814. - All right.
- Leave it alone.Copy !req
815. Yeah, no problem.Copy !req
816. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
817. Lynn, we are here live
as colleagues and neighborsCopy !req
818. were shocked to hear of charges
brought against Donald Hauser,Copy !req
819. coach of the Verbum Dei High
School girls' soccer team.Copy !req
820. Alerted by a student friend
of the alleged victim,Copy !req
821. whose name cannot be revealed
because of her age,Copy !req
822. police issued a warrant for
Hauser's arrest this evening.Copy !req
823. - Tony.
- Carmela.Copy !req
824. Ugh!Copy !req
825. Tony.Copy !req
826. Yeah!
We have a good time.Copy !req
827. What is with you tonight?Copy !req
828. Tony, what is this?Copy !req
829. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
830. Mixed with alcohol.
Oh, Tony, that's wonderful.Copy !req
831. Happy trails.
Here, let's get you to bed.Copy !req
832. Carmela. Carmela.Copy !req
833. I didn't hurt nobody.Copy !req
834. Call the shrink.Copy !req
835. Tell her the town's gonna
give her a fuckin' bonus.Copy !req