1. In the Czech Republic too,
we love pork.Copy !req
2. Ever had our sausages?Copy !req
3. In the Czech Republic too,
we love pork.Copy !req
4. You ever had our sausages?Copy !req
5. Adriana?Copy !req
6. In the Czech Republic too,
we love pork. Ever had our sausages?Copy !req
7. Emil Kolar?Copy !req
8. - Help you?
- Salami sub, hold the mayo.Copy !req
9. We're out of mayo.Copy !req
10. Change my meat to black forest.Copy !req
11. You killed me.Copy !req
12. What do you want me to do?Copy !req
13. I want to tell you.Copy !req
14. What?
You come here every night.Copy !req
15. You fucked up.Copy !req
16. What do you mean?Copy !req
17. Here's these.Copy !req
18. Where'd you find them?Copy !req
19. One in the table. Three in my skull.Copy !req
20. You will have our sausages.Copy !req
21. Get rid of these.Copy !req
22. Let go of me! Let go!Copy !req
23. - I would've wrapped it—
- That's okay. A computer!Copy !req
24. This one got such a good write-up,
I got one for myself.Copy !req
25. - Let's move on, okay?
- Congratulations. God bless.Copy !req
26. You look gorgeous.
Who's your date?Copy !req
27. What do you mean, "Who's your date?"Copy !req
28. - Good to see you.
- Congratulations.Copy !req
29. - Thank you.
- Melissa was beautiful up there.Copy !req
30. Oh, Mama Livia, come stai, darling?Copy !req
31. Listen to him,
with that "my darling."Copy !req
32. I am nobody's darling.Copy !req
33. She never disappoints you.Copy !req
34. Are you still seeing your
other women, Lorenzo?Copy !req
35. Come on, Ma, let's mingle.Copy !req
36. Sorry, the older she gets,
the worse she gets.Copy !req
37. I heard disturbing shit last night.
I wanted to talk to you.Copy !req
38. But with the rehearsal dinner
and everything, you know—Copy !req
39. There's the priest.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
40. Federal indictments?
Where the fuck did you get this?Copy !req
41. I got a guy, his goomarworks at FBI
headquarters as a word processor.Copy !req
42. - Indictments? What the fuck?
- You sure?Copy !req
43. It ain't just my source in Jersey. Half
of New York moved to Fort Lauderdale.Copy !req
44. Fuck! They're gonna want my ass.Copy !req
45. Why?Copy !req
46. What do you mean, why? I'm O.C.Copy !req
47. When'd you get your wings?Copy !req
48. I didn't. Not yet, anyway.Copy !req
49. Uncle Junior, you got anything to say?Copy !req
50. You guys see indictments
under your bed at night.Copy !req
51. You're ready to lam it. As far as
I'm concerned, it's speculation.Copy !req
52. It's rumor.Copy !req
53. Better be safe than sorry.
I say we duck for a while.Copy !req
54. What're we gonna do, close shop?
We can't do that.Copy !req
55. Tony, what do you think?Copy !req
56. What the fuck are you asking him for?
I just gave you the answer.Copy !req
57. He's right, we go, it's open season.
Albanians will be living in our houses.Copy !req
58. I just gave a G-note
to Larry Boy's kid for the boost.Copy !req
59. If I have to lam in a hurry,
I'd have duped her another time.Copy !req
60. I gotta go. It's an emergency.
Say goodbye to your father for me.Copy !req
61. I agree with my uncle.
He calls the shots, we do it.Copy !req
62. Well, maybe for today,
for right now...Copy !req
63. you were thinking that everybody
should do spring cleaning?Copy !req
64. That was my next comment.Copy !req
65. Think they'll come over the weekend?Copy !req
66. They're coming someday.Copy !req
67. - Where's the rest of the money?
- Everywhere.Copy !req
68. Get it.Copy !req
69. - What else?
- How about your phone numbers?Copy !req
70. Anybody who's anybody's in my head.Copy !req
71. - What's the matter?
- Nothing. Just, here we go.Copy !req
72. Here.Copy !req
73. Why now? Why the fuck now,
just when things were going good?Copy !req
74. - Boot your computer, cops are coming.
- So?Copy !req
75. You want them to see
that porno you downloaded?Copy !req
76. Better give me your jewelry.Copy !req
77. Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
78. We can't produce receipts.
You want them stealing it?Copy !req
79. Come on.Copy !req
80. Not my engagement ring.
This isn't stolen.Copy !req
81. Is it?Copy !req
82. No.Copy !req
83. What do you think I am?Copy !req
84. Come on, give me that!Copy !req
85. Adriana!Copy !req
86. It ate my whole script now!Copy !req
87. You're still on the file.
You deleted the text.Copy !req
88. The fuck— Whatever.
You fucking asshole!Copy !req
89. Stop with the hysteria,
would you please?Copy !req
90. If you're gonna keep behaving
like a baby, I'm not gonna help you.Copy !req
91. I mean it.Copy !req
92. At least you work that
squirrel program in the restaurant.Copy !req
93. There, the text came back.Copy !req
94. - You put it in buffer memory.
- What do you think?Copy !req
95. Of the script?Copy !req
96. Babe, I can't give an opinion
every time you add a sentence.Copy !req
97. I gotta have the whole story flow.Copy !req
98. I'm starting with the dialogue.Copy !req
99. "I manuged to get the drop on him"?Copy !req
100. Do you mean, "I managed
to get the drop on him"?Copy !req
101. Or is he saying "manuge,"
like mannuggia l'americano?Copy !req
102. My Tennessee William.Copy !req
103. Where you going?Copy !req
104. Get over here.Copy !req
105. I have never seen you
apply yourself like this.Copy !req
106. I love movies. You know that.Copy !req
107. That smell in Blockbuster...Copy !req
108. that candy and carpet smell,
I get high off it.Copy !req
109. Gonna let all this love
and knowledge go to waste?Copy !req
110. My cousin Gregory's girlfriend, Amy,
who works for Tarantino, said:Copy !req
111. "Mob stories are always hot."
I can make my mark.Copy !req
112. With these indictments, shouldn't
you put the script away for a while...Copy !req
113. and get rid of evidence?Copy !req
114. Travel light. Free bird.Copy !req
115. You stole this computer, plus
the one you just gave Melissa.Copy !req
116. I'm writing.Copy !req
117. Turn on channel 6.Copy !req
118. Turn on channel 6.Copy !req
119. New Jersey Attorney General,
James Ricci, stated at a fundraiser...Copy !req
120. that a grand jury has been
impaneled to investigate...Copy !req
121. possible Mob activities in the
Garden State with indictments to follow.Copy !req
122. With us is syndicated columnist
and author of Mafia:Copy !req
123. America's Longest-Running
Soap Opera, Jeffrey Wernick.Copy !req
124. - Welcome.
- Pleasure to be here.Copy !req
125. For years, the FBI has been telling us
that the Mafia is all but dead.Copy !req
126. Let me interject.Copy !req
127. While it is true that the Mob is
getting a standing eight-count...Copy !req
128. I wouldn't call the fight.
The government knows this best.Copy !req
129. Murder, truck hijacking and money
laundering are expected inquiries.Copy !req
130. Do we know names of those
who'll be indicted?Copy !req
131. The indictments are sealed,
but with the recent death...Copy !req
132. of acting Di Meo family boss,
Jackie Aprile...Copy !req
133. my sources tell me that
Corrado "Junior" Soprano...Copy !req
134. was made new boss
after the death of Aprile.Copy !req
135. The Sopranos have long, historic
ties to the New York families.Copy !req
136. What about possible
murder charges?Copy !req
137. They will undoubtedly be focused
on the as yet unsolved...Copy !req
138. execution-style slaying of Soprano
family associate, Brendan Filone.Copy !req
139. - Was it part of a power struggle?
- Interesting.Copy !req
140. No one would have ranked him
as associate!Copy !req
141. —a loyal soldier,
and he winds up dead...Copy !req
142. Soldier?Copy !req
143. Brendan Filone? Associate?
Soldier? Fuck you!Copy !req
144. Jesus!Copy !req
145. Did you see it from the beginning?
Did they mention my name?Copy !req
146. Stop the fucking chitchat, all right?
I gotta go.Copy !req
147. Nobody makes guinso gravy
like you, Nana.Copy !req
148. You know, I'm up at Bard
waiting for my care package.Copy !req
149. I don't like that word, Jason.Copy !req
150. What, guinso?Copy !req
151. - The word is offensive!
- She's right, Jason.Copy !req
152. Sorry, Nana. What's it mean?Copy !req
153. - It's from guinea.
- What's that?Copy !req
154. It's a derogation.Copy !req
155. I have a patient.
You wouldn't say guinea to him.Copy !req
156. Italian male seeing a shrink.
Let me guess: mother issues.Copy !req
157. - Why wouldn't you?
- Just wouldn't.Copy !req
158. You'd be scared?
Is he in the Mafia?Copy !req
159. No, I shouldn't have mentioned it!
Can we change the subject?Copy !req
160. No way. Mom, is he
in the Mob, or what?Copy !req
161. He's not a mobster, is he?Copy !req
162. Nobody knows better than you, Richard.
I can't discuss my patients.Copy !req
163. I just hope he's not one of those
crumbs on the news.Copy !req
164. Just refer him to another doctor.
You can do that, couldn't you?Copy !req
165. Grate the cheese, Dad.Copy !req
166. Sure she can.Copy !req
167. That might be what
you would do, Richard.Copy !req
168. Now I remember why we got divorced.Copy !req
169. Why refer him to another doctor?
He's my patient.Copy !req
170. You can't treat sociopaths. You
shouldn't help scum with bed-wetting.Copy !req
171. You have no idea who this man is,
and yet you call him scum.Copy !req
172. People like him are the reason
Italian-Americans have a bad image.Copy !req
173. I agree.Copy !req
174. Ask any American to describe an
Italian-American in this country...Copy !req
175. invariably he's gonna reference
The Godfather, Goodfellas...Copy !req
176. Good movies.Copy !req
177. - ... and the rest will mention pizza.
- Good movies to eat pizza by.Copy !req
178. Stop it, Jason!
I never said he was in the Mafia.Copy !req
179. We'll never see an Italian president.Copy !req
180. And that's my patient's fault?Copy !req
181. I realize that you're involved
in the Anti-Defamation lobby.Copy !req
182. So go after Hollywood if you feel
you must. But leave my patient alone.Copy !req
183. It's a synergy.Copy !req
184. News items and the portrayal
of Italian-Americans as gangsters!Copy !req
185. Wasn't the Italian Anti-Def deal
started by Joe Colombo? A mobster?Copy !req
186. Italians Against Discrimination
did a study.Copy !req
187. In its height, the Mafia in the U.S.
had less than 5000 members.Copy !req
188. And yet, that tiny,
insignificant fraction...Copy !req
189. casts such a dark shadow over
20 million hard-working Americans.Copy !req
190. At this point in our cultural history, Mob
movies are classic American cinema.Copy !req
191. - Like Westerns.
- I have to agree there, Rich.Copy !req
192. You never saw the Scotch-Irish
pissing and moaning...Copy !req
193. about being portrayed
as rustlers and gunslingers.Copy !req
194. That's absurd!Copy !req
195. See what you started
with your gravy, Nana?Copy !req
196. To we, the 20 million.Copy !req
197. - Salute!
- Salute!Copy !req
198. - Cent'anni.
- Salute.Copy !req
199. What?Copy !req
200. Come here.
We're exterminating.Copy !req
201. I'm busy now.Copy !req
202. Get some sfogliatelle for the guys.Copy !req
203. Yeah.Copy !req
204. Twenty-nine.Copy !req
205. Here you go, big guy.Copy !req
206. Hey, Gino. What can I get you?Copy !req
207. - Get me some—
- Number 34, right here!Copy !req
208. He just went out
to get gas in his car.Copy !req
209. I go out, fuck your sister, come
back Saturday, I go to the front?Copy !req
210. I said he could.Copy !req
211. Poppin' Fresh, I'm in no mood!Copy !req
212. I'm next, now get
a fucking pastry box.Copy !req
213. Gino, what can I get you?Copy !req
214. Dougie, let him go first.Copy !req
215. He don't make the rules here!Copy !req
216. All right, two Neapolitan loaves—Copy !req
217. You touch a single crust, you'll
wish you took that job at McDonalds!Copy !req
218. Fuck you!Copy !req
219. Okay, take a walk.Copy !req
220. - What about my bread?
- You come back in 10 minutes.Copy !req
221. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
222. Come on.Copy !req
223. Get up, I'm not gonna hurt you.Copy !req
224. What is it?
Do I look like a pussy to you?Copy !req
225. - No.
- Seriously, be honest, I won't get mad.Copy !req
226. So why give me a hard time
and talk to me like I'm nothing?Copy !req
227. I'm sorry.Copy !req
228. Get a pastry box.Copy !req
229. Move it!Copy !req
230. That's better.Copy !req
231. Now fill it with cannoli,
sfogliatelle and napoleons.Copy !req
232. Move.Copy !req
233. Good.Copy !req
234. Give me the box. Come on.Copy !req
235. Next time you see my face,
show some respect.Copy !req
236. I will.Copy !req
237. You motherfucker!Copy !req
238. You shot my foot!Copy !req
239. - It happens.
- You fucking asshole!Copy !req
240. If I'm getting an invitation to the
dance, I wish the feds would hurry up.Copy !req
241. You heard what the news said.Copy !req
242. The way things are working,
it's Junior's party.Copy !req
243. That was a far-thinking plan
you had there, Tone.Copy !req
244. I called you last Christmas.Copy !req
245. Fuck this!Copy !req
246. The sfogliatelle!
What's wrong with you?Copy !req
247. What are you doing?
You brought up in a barn, or what?Copy !req
248. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
249. This is no time to go on the rag.
Not with the indictment coming down.Copy !req
250. Take Georgie, go in the bathroom,
sweep for bugs.Copy !req
251. Come on.Copy !req
252. Well, I hope they'll be all right.Copy !req
253. Who?Copy !req
254. - The guys.
- What about me?Copy !req
255. They didn't even
mention your name on TV.Copy !req
256. Amazing, huh? That news guy,
he said the words "Brendan Filone"...Copy !req
257. the hairs on the back of my neck,
they fucking stood up.Copy !req
258. I knew the guy.Copy !req
259. They made him look like
John-fucking-Gotti.Copy !req
260. I brought him around here.Copy !req
261. Tony wouldn't have never known him
if it wasn't for me.Copy !req
262. I had no idea.Copy !req
263. Who is it? I'm sleeping.Copy !req
264. - Carmela.
- Oh, come on in.Copy !req
265. I just said that in case
you were...Copy !req
266. that snooty-assed Mrs. Ryan
down the hall.Copy !req
267. She is so shanty Irish,
and with all her airs.Copy !req
268. - Come on, I'm taking you to brunch.
- What?Copy !req
269. - Get dressed.
- What's wrong? Tell me.Copy !req
270. Why does something have to be wrong?Copy !req
271. Meadow? She eats like a bird.Copy !req
272. Everything is fine, Ma, relax!
Nothing is wrong.Copy !req
273. You come here unannounced. I shouldn't
wonder if something's wrong?Copy !req
274. Jeez, I'm sorry. It's a nice day,
I thought I would take you out.Copy !req
275. I don't want to go out!Copy !req
276. Is it Anthony? Those indictments?Copy !req
277. His father could take it in stride,
but he can't.Copy !req
278. I don't believe you.Copy !req
279. Ma, will you get dressed?Copy !req
280. - We just went to a wedding!
- That was a big to-do.Copy !req
281. This way we get to spend
some quality time.Copy !req
282. The Manor will stop serving
brunch any minute.Copy !req
283. Did he cheat on you again?Copy !req
284. I try to do something nice.
I come here to take you out.Copy !req
285. You think I have some other agenda
that I have to talk to you about?Copy !req
286. Don't flatter yourself.Copy !req
287. I'll...
I'll throw something on.Copy !req
288. Buckle your seat belt, Ma.Copy !req
289. I can't find it! Where is it?Copy !req
290. It's not definite.
I just thought I'd tell you.Copy !req
291. In case I don't show up
for an appointment.Copy !req
292. You're telling me you're planning
a vacation, but you're not sure when?Copy !req
293. Right.Copy !req
294. I may never go.Copy !req
295. Let's put it this way:Copy !req
296. There's a strong possibility
that it could happen.Copy !req
297. Does this have anything to do
with what's been on the news lately?Copy !req
298. If you suddenly stop coming
to your appointments...Copy !req
299. I will assume that you are
on vacation?Copy !req
300. And I should wait to be contacted?Copy !req
301. That would be a good assumption.Copy !req
302. - Who is it?
- Paulie. Open the door.Copy !req
303. I thought we were stepping out.Copy !req
304. I got two broads in the car.Copy !req
305. You said Ade went to stay
at her mother's.Copy !req
306. No wonder. The place looks
like a fucking sty.Copy !req
307. What's wrong?Copy !req
308. Talk to me. This ain't like you, kid.Copy !req
309. I ran into Billy Cracciolo.Copy !req
310. The meter maid?
What about him?Copy !req
311. Told me the cops in Nutley
are looking for a guy.Copy !req
312. Blew off a kid's toe for no good reason
in Russo's Bakery.Copy !req
313. Drove a Lexus?Copy !req
314. Does Tony know about this?Copy !req
315. What's going on, Chrissy?Copy !req
316. Been working my ass off on this script.
You know how many pages I got?Copy !req
317. Nineteen.Copy !req
318. That a lot or a little?Copy !req
319. Books say a movie's supposed to be
about 120 pages.Copy !req
320. I thought the computer would
do a lot of it.Copy !req
321. You're being frank
about the business—Copy !req
322. I would never do that.
It's only "suggested by."Copy !req
323. That writer, with the bullfights?
Blew his own fucking head off.Copy !req
324. I bought a scriptwriting program.Copy !req
325. My advice?
Put that thing down a while.Copy !req
326. We get our joints copped.Copy !req
327. Tomorrow, the words will come
blowing out your ass.Copy !req
328. You ever feel like nothing
good would ever happen?Copy !req
329. Yeah. And nothing did. So what?Copy !req
330. I'm alive, I'm surviving.Copy !req
331. That's it.
I don't want to just survive.Copy !req
332. It says in movie-writing books that
every character has an arc, understand?Copy !req
333. Everybody starts out somewheres,
and then they do something...Copy !req
334. it changes their life.
That's their arc.Copy !req
335. Where's my arc?Copy !req
336. All right, take Richard Kimble, right?Copy !req
337. No, that's no good. His arc is
run, run, jump off the dam...Copy !req
338. Keanu Reeves, Devil's Advocate.Copy !req
339. - Al.
- Right.Copy !req
340. Keanu's a lawyer, gets all turned on
by money, power and the devil.Copy !req
341. Then his wife says, "You're not
the man I married," leaves him.Copy !req
342. You see the arc?Copy !req
343. He starts down here, he ends up here.Copy !req
344. Where's my arc, Paulie?Copy !req
345. Kid...Copy !req
346. Richard Kimble, the Devil's
whatever, those are all make-believe.Copy !req
347. I got no arc either.Copy !req
348. I was born, grew up, spent a few years
in the Army, a few more in the can.Copy !req
349. And here I am. A half a wiseguy.
So what?Copy !req
350. I got no identity.Copy !req
351. Even Brendan Filone's got
an identity. He's dead.Copy !req
352. I killed that fucking Emil Kolar,
and nothing.Copy !req
353. I don't even move up a notch.Copy !req
354. All I got is nightmares.Copy !req
355. That Polish, Czech,
whatever he is...Copy !req
356. is haunting me in my dreams
every night.Copy !req
357. That happens. The more of them
you do, the better you'll sleep.Copy !req
358. I had one prick for months
in my dreams.Copy !req
359. I feel like he's trying to tell me
we fucked up the night we buried him.Copy !req
360. - We didn't.
- I'm in danger.Copy !req
361. Can I ask a question?Copy !req
362. Why would he tell you
you're in danger...Copy !req
363. considering you put
a moonroof in his head?Copy !req
364. What did we do wrong that night?Copy !req
365. The gun was hot, so the slugs
couldn't be traced to me.Copy !req
366. You know who had an ark?
Noah.Copy !req
367. - Is that him?
- That would be some coincidence...Copy !req
368. if it wasn't, wouldn't it?Copy !req
369. - Holy shit! Look.
- What?Copy !req
370. He was clean-shaven.
He's got a beard now.Copy !req
371. You know what?
I read that. That happens.Copy !req
372. I always thought it was bullshit.Copy !req
373. Look at his fingernails!Copy !req
374. They're like a woman's.Copy !req
375. I'm gonna fucking puke.Copy !req
376. Help me lift him and take him to Pine
Barrens before they build a condo here.Copy !req
377. Georgie!Copy !req
378. I don't know about
selling this property.Copy !req
379. I don't know about you,
but I sure could use an infusion...Copy !req
380. if we're supporting Jase
after he graduates.Copy !req
381. It's funny how even during our
marriage, we saw things differently.Copy !req
382. I never saw this place
as an investment.Copy !req
383. I always thought
that we'd build a house.Copy !req
384. So are we gonna sell, or what?Copy !req
385. For Jason.Copy !req
386. I don't want to hear that you took
one of your Colleens on a cruise.Copy !req
387. What's that supposed to mean,
"Colleens"?Copy !req
388. We all know you're a sucker
for those Irish girls.Copy !req
389. Every Italian boy
bows down to the freckles.Copy !req
390. - I married you!
- Yeah, I was a mother figure.Copy !req
391. Don't bust my balls
with Freud-by-numbers.Copy !req
392. Don't bust my balls?
Richard, your calabrese is showing.Copy !req
393. Are you implying by all this
I'm ashamed to be an Italian-American?Copy !req
394. With all the poverty, starvation,
ethnic cleansing...Copy !req
395. and horrible shit in this world...Copy !req
396. you devote your energy to protecting
the dignity of Connie Francis!Copy !req
397. You're worked up about my patient...Copy !req
398. a man who has no bearing on
who or where you are in this world.Copy !req
399. Call him a patient.
The man's a criminal, Jennifer.Copy !req
400. And after a while, you're gonna
get beyond psychotherapy...Copy !req
401. with its cheesy moral relativism.Copy !req
402. Finally, you're gonna get
to good and evil. And he's evil.Copy !req
403. Sorry I'm late. The alarm—Copy !req
404. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
405. I ain't been feeling good.Copy !req
406. - I wipe my ass with your feelings.
- Thanks.Copy !req
407. Drive the fucking car!Copy !req
408. We're under a microscope.
I hear you shot some kid...Copy !req
409. because he made you wait!Copy !req
410. - Fucking Paulie!
- Don't blame Paulie!Copy !req
411. Nutley PD's got a description
and a make on the car!Copy !req
412. Why don't you leave a urine sample?Copy !req
413. - If I could—
- Shut up!Copy !req
414. Georgie comes in with vomit all over.
I ask, "What the fuck?"Copy !req
415. He said you're digging up some body!Copy !req
416. - I was worried—
- Shut up!Copy !req
417. - You want to get caught.
- I want to?Copy !req
418. Yeah. I seen it before.
That's fucking cowboy-itis.Copy !req
419. You want to be a bad guy?Copy !req
420. - I was worried that I didn't—
- Shut up!Copy !req
421. Can I try and explain here?Copy !req
422. I don't know, Tony.Copy !req
423. It's like the regular-ness of life
is too fucking hard for me.Copy !req
424. I don't know.Copy !req
425. Look at you.Copy !req
426. I'll bet you're sleeping all the time.Copy !req
427. It's the only thing I still enjoy.Copy !req
428. You know what I think?Copy !req
429. Maybe I have cancer.Copy !req
430. Remember how Jackie got?Copy !req
431. Cancer?Copy !req
432. Something fucking horrible
is going on inside my body.Copy !req
433. Does this word "cancer"
pop into your mind a lot...Copy !req
434. a little bit, what?Copy !req
435. Well, I'm just thinking,
maybe you're...Copy !req
436. - ... depressed.
- Me?Copy !req
437. I'm no fucking mental midget.Copy !req
438. Right.Copy !req
439. - Watch the—
- What?Copy !req
440. - Filter.
- Oh, fuck!Copy !req
441. Maybe you got...Copy !req
442. a serotonin problem,
or whatever the fuck they call it.Copy !req
443. You know about that shit?Copy !req
444. I saw it last night on a program.Copy !req
445. What, take fucking Prozac?
Not this skinny guinea.Copy !req
446. Let me ask a question.Copy !req
447. You ever think about...Copy !req
448. you know...Copy !req
449. Fuck no!Copy !req
450. Good.Copy !req
451. Bunch of losers blowing
their skulls all over the bathroom?Copy !req
452. It's fucking pathetic.Copy !req
453. - Did you hear the doorbell?
- I'm in the middle of a game.Copy !req
454. You'll be in the middle of
the street, you don't wise up.Copy !req
455. Anthony Soprano?Copy !req
456. Why are you in my yard?Copy !req
457. The gate was open.Copy !req
458. I'm Agent Harris, this is
Agent Driscol. May we come in?Copy !req
459. If I say no?Copy !req
460. If we were local, we wouldn't knock.Copy !req
461. What's your point?Copy !req
462. We have a search warrant.
We know you have children.Copy !req
463. Our other team's out front. We don't
traumatize kids by kicking in doors.Copy !req
464. So why don't you take a minute
and tell them you have visitors.Copy !req
465. Any quarters, you can keep.Copy !req
466. You trying to bribe me?Copy !req
467. Tell me what you're looking for,
I can save you time.Copy !req
468. Any incriminating evidence
would be nice.Copy !req
469. Dad!Copy !req
470. - I have an English paper!
- You gotta be shitting me.Copy !req
471. I better have all my programs
when it comes back.Copy !req
472. Anthony!Copy !req
473. What the hell are they doing
in my kitchen?Copy !req
474. What are you doing?Copy !req
475. Forgot your lunch, just ask.Copy !req
476. I'm very sorry.Copy !req
477. How much would you say
that bowl cost?Copy !req
478. - I'm not cleaning that up.
- Grasso, clean that.Copy !req
479. Grasso, ti faccio un culo cosi.Copy !req
480. Your ass!Copy !req
481. Tony, take it easy.
Grasso, take it easy.Copy !req
482. We'll be gone in a few minutes.Copy !req
483. Let's wait in the living room.Copy !req
484. Clean up the bowl.Copy !req
485. Come on.Copy !req
486. I know they're doing their job,
but I'm pissed.Copy !req
487. Harris wasn't so bad.Copy !req
488. He was the biggest sneak out of
all of them. It's part of his act.Copy !req
489. That guy broke the bowl on purpose.Copy !req
490. He was just a klutz.Copy !req
491. What was his last name?Copy !req
492. - Rizzo, Razzo, what?
- Grasso.Copy !req
493. Grasso. You think it's a coincidence
they sent him?Copy !req
494. If he wasn't Italian, he'd be
at the office sweeping up. Jerk.Copy !req
495. Bet they frisk him
before he goes home.Copy !req
496. - Why?
- Why?Copy !req
497. Because he has a vowel
at the end of his name: Grasso.Copy !req
498. Does he think he'll make it to the top
by arresting his own people?Copy !req
499. Pass the moo shu.Copy !req
500. He'll see. He'll learn.Copy !req
501. - We have a vowel.
- And you be proud of it!Copy !req
502. You'd think there was no Michelangelo,
the way they treat people.Copy !req
503. An Italian invented the telephone.Copy !req
504. - Alexander Graham Bell was Italian?
- You see? You see what—?Copy !req
505. Antonio Meucci invented it,
and he got robbed!Copy !req
506. Everybody knows that!Copy !req
507. Who invented the Mafia?Copy !req
508. What?Copy !req
509. - La Cosa Nostra. Who invented that?
- Who cares?Copy !req
510. Wasn't it Salvatore Lucania,
known as Charlie "Lucky" Luciano...Copy !req
511. who organized the five families:
Lucchese, Gambino, Bonanno, Profaci.Copy !req
512. Is there something
you want to say to me?Copy !req
513. I just like history, like you, Dad.Copy !req
514. Can you shut the fuck up about it?Copy !req
515. A.J., did you know
John Cabot was Italian?Copy !req
516. - Whoa.
- Like he knows who that is.Copy !req
517. The famous discoverer of Canada.Copy !req
518. The Bank of America.Copy !req
519. One of the biggest banks in the world,
started by an Italian.Copy !req
520. The first American saint
was Italian. Mother Cabrini.Copy !req
521. Is it true the Chinese
invented spaghetti?Copy !req
522. Now think. Why would people
who eat with sticks...Copy !req
523. invent something
you need a fork to eat?Copy !req
524. Here's more I bet you don't know.Copy !req
525. More Italians fought for the U.S.
in WWII than any other ethnic group.Copy !req
526. They won't tell you
about Sacco and Vanzetti.Copy !req
527. The anti-Christs
that got the electric chair?Copy !req
528. - Anarchists.
- Isn't it anti-Christs?Copy !req
529. They were innocent and got
the chair because they were Italian.Copy !req
530. How are there two anti-Christs
and only one Christ?Copy !req
531. So?Copy !req
532. And of course, Francis Albert.Copy !req
533. Will I see you next week?Copy !req
534. If you know something I don't.Copy !req
535. You understand, I have to charge you
for the missed session.Copy !req
536. What do you mean?Copy !req
537. We agreed on that
on our first meeting.Copy !req
538. But I just explained my situation.Copy !req
539. I understand, but it's important
that we respect the agreement.Copy !req
540. - What if I got hit by a car?
- But you weren't.Copy !req
541. - I know, but what if?
- But you weren't.Copy !req
542. I know that, but what if?Copy !req
543. - You weren't.
- Answer my fucking question!Copy !req
544. I will not.Copy !req
545. You won't?Copy !req
546. All right, fine.Copy !req
547. Fine, here. Here you go.Copy !req
548. This is what it's all about.
Motherfucking, cocksucking money!Copy !req
549. Here!Copy !req
550. I don't understand that, and I don't
appreciate being made to feel afraid.Copy !req
551. I don't appreciate feeling like
I pour my heart out to a call girl!Copy !req
552. - Is that how you see me?
- Not until now.Copy !req
553. But it's obvious you don't give a shit
about my situation.Copy !req
554. Otherwise, you wouldn't
shake me down.Copy !req
555. It'll show as paid
on your next bill.Copy !req
556. Fine.Copy !req
557. Stick it up your ass.Copy !req
558. And how about Dr. Goldman here?Copy !req
559. He was gonna be a tree surgeon,
but he fainted at the sight of sap!Copy !req
560. Sap, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
561. Pace yourselves.
Don't spend it all in one place.Copy !req
562. Movie night, right? Last week they
showed the Polish version of Rashomon.Copy !req
563. Everybody remembers the rape
exactly the same!Copy !req
564. What's the matter with you, Corrado?Copy !req
565. Headaches, that's all.
Not the kind you take aspirin for.Copy !req
566. Now, tonight on our show, we have
Mitzi Gaynor, Sergio Franchi...Copy !req
567. and a woman from France will pull
light bulbs from her husband's throat.Copy !req
568. This woman can relate.Copy !req
569. We may have a bad apple.Copy !req
570. Does Tony know about this?Copy !req
571. What will you do?Copy !req
572. There's not much to do.
We sit back and wait.Copy !req
573. Don't let Tony know you know.
He's under enough pressure.Copy !req
574. Yeah.Copy !req
575. I'm sure he's telling his psychiatrist
it's all his mother's fault.Copy !req
576. What, a psychiatrist?Copy !req
577. Yeah, a psychiatrist.Copy !req
578. He's been seeing one for a while now.Copy !req
579. God only knows what he says.Copy !req
580. - Tony?
- Yes, Tony.Copy !req
581. Tony, who had such a terrible mother.Copy !req
582. A psychiatrist?Copy !req
583. Yes, Junior. For chrissake!Copy !req
584. Show of hands, how many people think
J.F.K is still alive? Come on.Copy !req
585. They should take a Zapruder film of
your salad bar. Hello? Help me out!Copy !req
586. Who? The psychiatrist, I mean.Copy !req
587. Do you think I know?Copy !req
588. - What did you say to Tony about this?
- Me?Copy !req
589. Nothing.Copy !req
590. I wouldn't give him the satisfaction.Copy !req
591. And, Junior, I don't want
there to be any repercussions.Copy !req
592. A psychiatrist?Copy !req
593. You're a broken record.
Yes, yes!Copy !req
594. Do I have to—?Copy !req
595. Do I have to say it again?Copy !req
596. Picture yourself at Ellis Island.
All right? How does that sound?Copy !req
597. It's me. Leave a message.Copy !req
598. Christopher? It's Mommy.Copy !req
599. I know you're there. Pick it up.Copy !req
600. Are you all right?
I'm worried about you.Copy !req
601. My God, they mentioned your name
in the newspaper. The Star-Ledger.Copy !req
602. Mrs. Jones told me.
With all those scumbags!Copy !req
603. It's been a while
since we met for therapy.Copy !req
604. Jason, how's Bard?Copy !req
605. I'm moving into a smoke-free dorm.Copy !req
606. And how do we feel about that?Copy !req
607. I'm interested in discussing
what we mentioned.Copy !req
608. Jason, are you concerned that your
mother is treating this patient X?Copy !req
609. I don't care.Copy !req
610. As a colleague, Jen,
I suggest you drop the patient.Copy !req
611. After her last encounter...Copy !req
612. she finally acknowledged...Copy !req
613. that she saw the different side
of him, the subhuman.Copy !req
614. I take it you were frightened.Copy !req
615. Frightened, revolted.Copy !req
616. At last, appropriate emotions.Copy !req
617. Oh, for chrissake, Richard.
You too, Sam.Copy !req
618. When did we become afraid
to get our hands dirty?Copy !req
619. It's what she gets paid for.Copy !req
620. Jason, how would you like
to see your mother...?Copy !req
621. Never mind, I'm not gonna paint
any graphic images.Copy !req
622. See? He always does that.Copy !req
623. What?Copy !req
624. Follow that up, Jase. Dad does what?Copy !req
625. His issue is that I should
distance myself from this man...Copy !req
626. on the grounds of the stigma
that he brings us.Copy !req
627. I say refer this patient
to a therapist...Copy !req
628. that specializes
in Mafia depression.Copy !req
629. This isn't funny.Copy !req
630. No, of course not.Copy !req
631. Jen has a real honest to goodness
personal and professional dilemma.Copy !req
632. You know, on my mother's side,
we have a few dark sheep.Copy !req
633. Excuse me?Copy !req
634. Lepke.Copy !req
635. Who's Lepke?Copy !req
636. Louis "Lepke" Buchalter.Copy !req
637. You know. Murder, Incorporated.Copy !req
638. My mother's uncle
was Lepke's wheelman.Copy !req
639. His driver.Copy !req
640. Those were some tough Jews.Copy !req