1. In the Czech Republic,
too, we love pork.Copy !req
2. Ever had our sausages?Copy !req
3. In the Czech Republic,
too, we love pork.Copy !req
4. You ever had our sausages?Copy !req
5. - Adriana?
- In the Czech Republic,
- too, we love pork.Copy !req
6. Ever had our sausages?Copy !req
7. Emil Kolar?Copy !req
8. - Help you?
- Salami sub, hold the mayo.Copy !req
9. We're out of mayo.Copy !req
10. Change my meat to Black Forest.Copy !req
11. You killed me.Copy !req
12. What do you want me
to do about it now?Copy !req
13. - I wanna tell you.
- Tell me what?Copy !req
14. - You come here every night.
- You fucked up.Copy !req
15. - What do you mean?
- Here's these.Copy !req
16. - Where did you find 'em?
- One in the table.Copy !req
17. Three in my skull.Copy !req
18. You will have our sausages.Copy !req
19. Get rid of these.Copy !req
20. Ah! Let go of me! Let go!Copy !req
21. I would have wrapped it,
but...Copy !req
22. That's okay. A computer!
Thank you.Copy !req
23. This model got such a good
write-up, I got one for myself.Copy !req
24. - You're gonna love it.
- Okay. Let's move on, okay?Copy !req
25. Congratulations. God bless.Copy !req
26. Hon, you look gorgeous.
By the way, who's your date?Copy !req
27. I'll give you
"who's your date?"
Come here.Copy !req
28. - Good to see you.
- Congratulations.Copy !req
29. - Thank you.
- Melissa was
beautiful up there.Copy !req
30. I know. Thank you.
Oh, Mama Livia.
Come stai, darling?Copy !req
31. Listen to him
with that "my darling."Copy !req
32. I am nobody's darling.Copy !req
33. This one here,
she never disappoints ya,
I'll tell ya that.Copy !req
34. Are you still seeing
your other women, Lorenzo?Copy !req
35. - Come on, Ma. Let's mingle.
- Sorry.Copy !req
36. The older she gets,
the worse she gets.Copy !req
37. Ah. Listen.Copy !req
38. I heard some
disturbing shit last night.Copy !req
39. I wanted to talk
to you about it.Copy !req
40. But with the rehearsal dinner
and everything, it just...Copy !req
41. - Yeah.
- I...Copy !req
42. There's the priest, though.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
43. Go ahead.Copy !req
44. Yeah!Copy !req
45. Salute!Copy !req
46. - Federal indictments?
- Yeah.Copy !req
47. - Where the fuck you get this?
- I got a guy who owes me.Copy !req
48. He's got a goomar
that works at FBI headquartersCopy !req
49. as a word processor.Copy !req
50. - When's it comin' down?
- I don't know.Copy !req
51. When she knows,
she'll tell me.Copy !req
52. Indictments? What the fuck
are you talkin' about?Copy !req
53. - Are you sure about this?
- It ain't just my source
in Jersey.Copy !req
54. Half of New York moved
to Fort Lauderdale already.Copy !req
55. Fuck. They're gonna
want my ass.Copy !req
56. - Why?
- What do you mean, why?Copy !req
57. I'm OC.Copy !req
58. When'd you get
your fuckin' wings?Copy !req
59. I didn't. Not yet, anyway.Copy !req
60. Uncle Junior, you got anything
you wanna say about this?Copy !req
61. You guys see indictments
under your bed at night.Copy !req
62. Right away,
you're ready to lam it.Copy !req
63. As far as I'm concerned,
it's just speculation.Copy !req
64. - It's rumor.
- Better be safe than sorry, no?Copy !req
65. - I say we duck for a while.
- And what are we gonna do?
Close shop?Copy !req
66. - We can't do that.
- Tony, what do you think?Copy !req
67. What the fuck
you askin' him for?Copy !req
68. I just...
I just gave you the answer.Copy !req
69. Junior's right.
We go on the lam now,
it's open season.Copy !req
70. The fuckin' Albanians
will be livin' in our houses.Copy !req
71. Fuck! I just gave a G-note to
Larry Boy's kid for the boost.Copy !req
72. If I knew I may have
to lam in a hurry,Copy !req
73. I would've duked
her another time.Copy !req
74. Thank you, darlin'.
Gotta go.Copy !req
75. Say goodbye
to your father for me.Copy !req
76. I agree with my uncle.
He calls the shots, we do it.Copy !req
77. But maybe, you know,
for today, for right now,
you were thinkin',Copy !req
78. Uncle Jun', that
everybody should do
a little spring cleaning?Copy !req
79. That was my next comment.Copy !req
80. Come on, we gotta go.Copy !req
81. Come on.Copy !req
82. Think they're gonna
come over the weekend?Copy !req
83. They're comin' someday.Copy !req
84. - Where's the rest of the money?
- It's everywhere.Copy !req
85. Well, get it.Copy !req
86. What else?Copy !req
87. How about your phone numbers?Copy !req
88. Anybody who's anybody
is in my head.Copy !req
89. - What's the matter?
- Nothin'.Copy !req
90. Just here we go. Here.Copy !req
91. Why now? Why the fuck now,
just when things
were goin' good?Copy !req
92. Boot your computer.
The cops are coming.Copy !req
93. - So?
- You want them to see all that
porno you downloaded?Copy !req
94. Shit!Copy !req
95. You better give me
your jewelry.Copy !req
96. Jesus.Copy !req
97. Hey. They know we
can't produce receipts.Copy !req
98. You want 'em stealing
this shit from us?Copy !req
99. Come on.Copy !req
100. I'm not giving you
my engagement ring.Copy !req
101. This isn't stolen.Copy !req
102. - Is it?
- No.Copy !req
103. What do you think I am?Copy !req
104. Come on. Give me that.Copy !req
105. Adriana!Copy !req
106. It ate my whole script now!Copy !req
107. You're still on the file.Copy !req
108. You must've deleted the text.Copy !req
109. What the fuck?
Whatever, whatev...Copy !req
110. - You fuckin' asshole!
- All right, stop
with the hysteria.Copy !req
111. Would you, please?
If you're gonna keep behaving
like a baby, fuck it,Copy !req
112. I'm not gonna help you,
Christopher. I mean it.Copy !req
113. At least you work that squirrel
program in the restaurant.Copy !req
114. There. The text came back.Copy !req
115. You put it in buffer memory.Copy !req
116. - What do you think?
- Of the script?Copy !req
117. Babe, I can't, like,
give an opinionCopy !req
118. every time you
add a sentence.Copy !req
119. I gotta have
the whole story flow.Copy !req
120. I'm startin' with the dialogue.Copy !req
121. "I 'manuged' to get
the drop on him?"Copy !req
122. Do you mean to say, "I managed
to get the drop on him?"Copy !req
123. Or is he saying "manuge,"
like "manugia l'american?"Copy !req
124. Mm. My Tennessee William.Copy !req
125. Where you goin'?Copy !req
126. Get over here.Copy !req
127. I have never seen you
apply yourself like this.Copy !req
128. I love movies.
You know that.Copy !req
129. That smell in Blockbuster,Copy !req
130. that candy and carpet smell,
I get high off it.Copy !req
131. I'm gonna let all this love
and knowledge go to waste?Copy !req
132. My cousin Gregory's
girlfriend Amy,Copy !req
133. the one that works
for Tarantino, said mob
stories are always hot.Copy !req
134. I can make my mark.Copy !req
135. Babe, with these indictments,Copy !req
136. shouldn't you put
the script away for a while
and get rid of evidence?Copy !req
137. Travel light. Free bird.Copy !req
138. You stole this computer, plus
the one you just gave Melissa.Copy !req
139. - I'm writing!
- Turn on channel 6.Copy !req
140. Turn on channel 6.Copy !req
141. New Jersey Attorney General
James D. Ricci stated
at a fundraiserCopy !req
142. that a grand jury
has been impaneledCopy !req
143. to investigate
possible mob activitiesCopy !req
144. in the Garden State,
with indictments to follow.Copy !req
145. With us is syndicated columnistCopy !req
146. America's
Longest Running Soap Opera,Copy !req
147. Jeffrey Wernick.
First of all, welcome.Copy !req
148. Thank you.
Pleasure to be here.Copy !req
149. For years now, the FBI
has been telling usCopy !req
150. that the Mafia
is all but dead.Copy !req
151. Let me interject.Copy !req
152. While it is true
that the MobCopy !req
153. is getting
a standing-eight count,Copy !req
154. I wouldn't call the fight.Copy !req
155. And the government knows
this better than anyone.Copy !req
156. Murder, truck hijacking,
as well as money launderingCopy !req
157. are expected
to be among the inquiries.Copy !req
158. Do we know yet the names
of those who will be indicted?Copy !req
159. Well,
the indictments are sealed.Copy !req
160. But with the recent deathCopy !req
161. of acting DiMeo family
boss Jackie Aprile,Copy !req
162. my sources tell me
that Corrado "Junior" SopranoCopy !req
163. was made new boss
after the death of Aprile.Copy !req
164. The Sopranos have long historic
ties to the New York families.Copy !req
165. What about these
possible murder charges?Copy !req
166. They will
undoubtedly be focused on theCopy !req
167. as yet unsolved
execution-style slayingCopy !req
168. of Soprano family
associate Brendan Filone.Copy !req
169. Was it part
of a power struggle?Copy !req
170. - Interesting.
- No one would ever have
ranked him as associate!Copy !req
171. a loyal soldier, if you will,
and he winds up dead...Copy !req
172. Soldier?Copy !req
173. Brendan Filone!
Associate? Soldier?Copy !req
174. - Fuck you!
- Jesus!Copy !req
175. Georgie, did you see it
from the beginning?Copy !req
176. Did they mention my name?Copy !req
177. No... Stop the fucking
chitchat, all right.Copy !req
178. I gotta go. I gotta go.Copy !req
179. Nobody makes ginzo gravy
like you, Nana.Copy !req
180. You know, I'm up at Bard
waiting for my care package.Copy !req
181. I don't like
that word, Jason.Copy !req
182. - What? Ginzo?
- The word is offensive.Copy !req
183. She's right, Jason.
It's not a nice word.Copy !req
184. Sorry, Nana.
What's it mean?Copy !req
185. It's derived
from the word "guinea."Copy !req
186. - What's that mean?
- It's a derogation.Copy !req
187. Thank you.Copy !req
188. I have a patient,
you wouldn't wanna sayCopy !req
189. the word "guinea"
in front of him.Copy !req
190. Huh, Italian male
seeing a shrink.Copy !req
191. Let me guess. Mother issues.Copy !req
192. - Why wouldn't you say it, Ma?
- Well, you just wouldn't.Copy !req
193. What, you'd be scared?
Is he in the Mafia?Copy !req
194. No. I shouldn't
have mentioned it.Copy !req
195. Can we change the subject?Copy !req
196. No way. What's he do, Mom?
Is he in the Mob or what?Copy !req
197. He's not a mobster, is he, Jen?Copy !req
198. Nobody knows better
than you, Richard,Copy !req
199. I can't discuss my patients.Copy !req
200. I just hope he's not one
of those crumbs they're
talkin' about on the news.Copy !req
201. Jen, just refer him
to another doctor.Copy !req
202. You can do that, couldn't you?Copy !req
203. Grate the cheese, Dad, okay?Copy !req
204. Sure she can.Copy !req
205. That might be
what you would do, Richard.Copy !req
206. Now I remember why
we got divorced.Copy !req
207. Why should I refer him
to another doctor?
He's my patient.Copy !req
208. Well, you know you
can't treat sociopaths.Copy !req
209. He's scum, and you shouldn't
help him with his bed-wetting.Copy !req
210. You have no idea
who this man is,
and yet you call him scum.Copy !req
211. People like him are
the reason Italian-Americans
have such a bad image.Copy !req
212. - I agree.
- Ask any American to describeCopy !req
213. an Italian-American
in this country.Copy !req
214. Invariably
he's gonna reference
The Godfather, Goodfellas.Copy !req
215. - Good movies.
- And the rest
are gonna mention pizza.Copy !req
216. - Good movies to eat pizza by.
- Stop it, Jason.Copy !req
217. I never said he
was in the Mafia.Copy !req
218. Why do you think we're never
gonna see an Italian president?Copy !req
219. Oh, and that's
my patient's fault?Copy !req
220. - Hey.
- I realize that
you're very involvedCopy !req
221. in the anti-defamation lobby.Copy !req
222. So go after Hollywood if you
feel you absolutely have to,Copy !req
223. but leave my patient alone.Copy !req
224. It's a synergy. News items
and the constant portrayalCopy !req
225. of Italian-Americans
as gangsters.Copy !req
226. Wasn't the Italian
antidef deal started
by Joe Colombo, a mobster?Copy !req
227. Italians Against Discrimination
did a study,Copy !req
228. and at its height,
the Mafia in this country
had less than 5,000 members.Copy !req
229. And yet, that tiny,
insignificant fraction
cast such a dark shadowCopy !req
230. over 20 million hard-working
Americans.Copy !req
231. Dad, at this point
in our cultural history,Copy !req
232. mob movies are classic
American cinema, like Westerns.Copy !req
233. I have to agree there, Rich.Copy !req
234. You know, you never saw
the Scotch-IrishCopy !req
235. pissin' and moanin'
about always bein' portrayedCopy !req
236. as rustlers and gunslingers.Copy !req
237. That's absurd.Copy !req
238. See what you started
with your gravy, Nana?Copy !req
239. Yeah. To we, the 20 million.Copy !req
240. - Salute.
- Salute.Copy !req
241. - Cent ann'.
- Salute.Copy !req
242. What?Copy !req
243. Get down here right away.
We're exterminatin'.Copy !req
244. - I'm kind of busy now.
- And get some sfogliatelleCopy !req
245. and cannoli and shit
for the guys.Copy !req
246. Yeah.Copy !req
247. Twenty-nine.Copy !req
248. - Here you go, big guy.
- Thank you.Copy !req
249. Hey, Gino.
What can I get you?Copy !req
250. - Give me some...
- Whoa, whoa.
Number 34, right here.Copy !req
251. He was in line, man.
He just went out to go
get gas in his car.Copy !req
252. Oh, so I could go out,
fuck your sister,
come back Saturday,Copy !req
253. - I go to the front
of the line?
- I said he could.Copy !req
254. Hey, poppin' fresh,
I'm in no fuckin' mood
today. I'm next.Copy !req
255. - Now, get a fuckin' pastry box.
- Gino, what can I get ya?Copy !req
256. - Oh!
- It's all right, Dougie.
Let him go first.Copy !req
257. No. He don't make
the rules here.Copy !req
258. All right, let me
have two Neapolitan loaves...Copy !req
259. You touch
a single fuckin' crust,Copy !req
260. you're gonna wish you took
that job at McDonald's.Copy !req
261. Fuck you.Copy !req
262. - Okay, take a walk.
- What about my bread?Copy !req
263. You come back
in ten minutes.Copy !req
264. What the fuck
do you think you're doin'?Copy !req
265. Come on.Copy !req
266. Come on. Get up.
I'm not gonna hurt you.Copy !req
267. What is it? Do I look
like a pussy to you?Copy !req
268. - No.
- I'm serious. Be honest.Copy !req
269. - I won't get mad.
- No.Copy !req
270. No. So why the fuck
would you give me a hard timeCopy !req
271. and talk to me like
I'm nothin' to worry about?Copy !req
272. I'm sorry.Copy !req
273. Get a pastry box.Copy !req
274. Move it!Copy !req
275. That's better.Copy !req
276. Now fill it with cannoli,
sfogliatelle and Napoleons.Copy !req
277. Okay.Copy !req
278. Move!Copy !req
279. Good.Copy !req
280. Give me the box.Copy !req
281. - Come on.
- Here.Copy !req
282. Come on.Copy !req
283. Next time you see my face,
show some respect.Copy !req
284. I will.Copy !req
285. You motherfucker!
You shot my foot!Copy !req
286. - It happens.
- Oh, you fuckin' asshole!Copy !req
287. If I'm gettin'
an invitation to the dance,Copy !req
288. I wish the feds would hurry
the fuck up about it.Copy !req
289. You heard what they're
sayin' on the news.Copy !req
290. The way things are workin',
it's gonna be Junior's party.Copy !req
291. That was a far-
thinkin' plan you had
there, though, Ton'.Copy !req
292. I called you
last Christmas.Copy !req
293. - Fuck this.
- Hey, the sfogliatelle.
What's wrong with you?Copy !req
294. What are you doin'? Were you
brought up in a barn or what?Copy !req
295. What's the matter
with you, huh?Copy !req
296. This is no time to go
on the rag, Christopher.Copy !req
297. Not with the indictment shit
comin' down.Copy !req
298. Take Georgie,
go in the bathroom,
sweep for bugs, okay?Copy !req
299. Come on.Copy !req
300. Well, I hope
they'll be all right.Copy !req
301. - Who?
- The guys.Copy !req
302. - What about me?
- You'll be all right.Copy !req
303. They didn't even mention
your name on television.Copy !req
304. Fuckin' amazing, though, huh?Copy !req
305. You know what, that news guy,
he said the wordsCopy !req
306. Brendan Filone,
I'm tellin' ya, the hairs
on the back of my neck,Copy !req
307. they fuckin' stood up.
I mean, I knew the guy.Copy !req
308. They made him look
like John fuckin' Gotti.Copy !req
309. I brought him around here.Copy !req
310. Tony wouldn't have never
known him if it wasn't for me.Copy !req
311. Huh. I had no idea.Copy !req
312. - Who is it?
- I'm sleeping!Copy !req
313. - Carmela.
- Oh, come on in.Copy !req
314. I just said that in caseCopy !req
315. you were that snooty-ass
Mrs. Ryan down the hall.Copy !req
316. Oh, she is so shanty Irish,
and with all her airs.Copy !req
317. Come on. Get dressed.
I'm taking you to brunch.Copy !req
318. - What? What?
- You heard me. Get dressed.Copy !req
319. - What's wrong? Tell me.
- Nothing is wrong, Ma.Copy !req
320. Why does something
have to be wrong?Copy !req
321. Is it Meadow?
She eats like a bird.Copy !req
322. Everything is fine, Ma. Relax.
Nothing is wrong.Copy !req
323. But you come here unannounced.Copy !req
324. And I shouldn't wonder
if something's wrong?Copy !req
325. Oh, jeez. I'm sorry.
It's a nice day.Copy !req
326. I thought I would take you out.Copy !req
327. I don't wanna go out.Copy !req
328. Is it Anthony?
Those indictments?Copy !req
329. His father could take it
in stride, but he can't.Copy !req
330. I don't believe you.Copy !req
331. Come on, Ma.
Will you get dressed?Copy !req
332. - We just went to a wedding.
- That was a big to-do.Copy !req
333. This way, you and me, we get
to spend some quality time.Copy !req
334. Ma, The Manor is gonna stop
serving brunch any minute.Copy !req
335. Did he cheat on you again?Copy !req
336. You know, I try
to do something nice.Copy !req
337. I come here to take you out.Copy !req
338. Right away you think
I have some other agendaCopy !req
339. that I have to talk
to you about?Copy !req
340. Don't flatter yourself.Copy !req
341. I'll...
I'll throw something on.Copy !req
342. Buckle your seat belt, Ma.Copy !req
343. I can't find it.
Where is it?Copy !req
344. It's not definite.
I just thought I'd tell ya,Copy !req
345. you know, in case I don't
show up for an appointment.Copy !req
346. So you're telling me that
you're planning a vacation,Copy !req
347. but you're not sure exactly
when it will be?Copy !req
348. Right.Copy !req
349. I may never go.Copy !req
350. Let's put it this way.Copy !req
351. There's a strong possibility
that it could happen.Copy !req
352. Does this have anything
to do with what's been
on the news lately?Copy !req
353. So if you suddenly stop
coming to your appointments,Copy !req
354. I will assume
that you are on vacation.Copy !req
355. And I should wait
to be contacted?Copy !req
356. That would be
a good assumption.Copy !req
357. - Who is it?
- Paulie. Open the door.Copy !req
358. I thought we
were steppin' out.Copy !req
359. I got two broads
in the car.Copy !req
360. You said Ade went
to stay at her mother's.Copy !req
361. No wonder.Copy !req
362. This place looks
like a fuckin' sty.Copy !req
363. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
364. Talk to me.
This ain't like you, kid.Copy !req
365. I ran into Billy Cracchiolo.Copy !req
366. The meter maid?
What about him?Copy !req
367. Told me the regular cops
in Nutley are lookin' for a guy.Copy !req
368. Blew off a kid's toe
for no good reason
in Russo's Bakery.Copy !req
369. Drove a Lexus.Copy !req
370. Does Tony know about this?Copy !req
371. What's goin' on, Chrissy?Copy !req
372. Been workin' my ass off
on this movie script.Copy !req
373. You know how many pages I got?
Nineteen.Copy !req
374. That a lot or a little?Copy !req
375. Books say a movie's supposed
to be about 120 pages.Copy !req
376. Got this fuckin' computer.Copy !req
377. I thought it
would do a lot of it.Copy !req
378. You ain't bein' frank
about the business, kid?Copy !req
379. I would never do that.
It's only "suggested by."Copy !req
380. That writer,
with the bullfights,Copy !req
381. blew his own
fuckin' head off.Copy !req
382. I bought a script-writing
program and everything.Copy !req
383. My advice,
put that thing down a while.Copy !req
384. We go get our joints copped,
and tomorrow,Copy !req
385. the words will
come blowin' out your ass.Copy !req
386. You ever feel like nothin' good
was ever gonna happen to you?Copy !req
387. Yeah. And nothin' did.
So what?Copy !req
388. I'm alive. I'm survivin'.Copy !req
389. That's it.
I don't wanna just survive.Copy !req
390. Says in these
movie-writing books that
every character has an arc.Copy !req
391. You understand?Copy !req
392. Like everybody
starts out somewheres,Copy !req
393. and then they do something
or somethin' gets done to them,Copy !req
394. it changes their life.
That's called their arc.Copy !req
395. Where's my arc?Copy !req
396. Take Richard Kimble, all right?Copy !req
397. No, that's no good.Copy !req
398. His arc is run, run,
jump off a damn, run.Copy !req
399. Keanu Reeves,
Devil's Advocate. You see that?Copy !req
400. - Al.
- Right.Copy !req
401. Keanu's a lawyer.
Gets all turned on by money,
power and the devil.Copy !req
402. Then his wife says to him,
"You're not the man I married."Copy !req
403. Leaves him.
You see the arc?Copy !req
404. He starts down here.
He ends up here.Copy !req
405. Where's my arc, Paulie?Copy !req
406. Kid, Richard Kimble,
The Devil's whatever,Copy !req
407. those are all make-believe.Copy !req
408. Hey, I got no arc either.Copy !req
409. I was born, grew up,
spent a few years in the Army,Copy !req
410. a few more in the can,
and here I am.Copy !req
411. A half a wise guy. So what?Copy !req
412. I got no identity.Copy !req
413. I mean, even Brendan Filone's
got an identity. He's dead.Copy !req
414. I killed that fuckin'
Emil Kolar and nothin'.Copy !req
415. I don't even move up a notch.Copy !req
416. All I got is nightmares.Copy !req
417. That Polish, Czech, Slavic,
whatever the fuck he is,Copy !req
418. is hauntin' me
in my dreams every night.Copy !req
419. That happens.
The more of them you do,
the better you'll sleep.Copy !req
420. I had one prick chasin' me
for months in my dreams.Copy !req
421. I feel like he's tryin'
to tell me somethin',Copy !req
422. that we fucked up the night
that we buried him.Copy !req
423. - We didn't fuck up.
- That I'm in danger.Copy !req
424. Could I ask you a question?Copy !req
425. Why the fuck would he wanna
tell you you're in danger,Copy !req
426. considering you put
a fuckin' moon roof
in the back of his head?Copy !req
427. What did we do wrong
that night?Copy !req
428. The gun was hot,
so the slugs in his head
couldn't be traced back to me.Copy !req
429. You know who had an "arc"?
Noah.Copy !req
430. Is that him?Copy !req
431. Now, that would be
some fuckin' coincidence
if it wasn't, wouldn't it?Copy !req
432. Oh!Copy !req
433. - Holy shit! Look at that!
- What?Copy !req
434. He was clean shaven.
He's got a fuckin' beard now.Copy !req
435. Oh! You know what?
I read that. That happens.Copy !req
436. Jesus. I always thought it
was bullshit.Copy !req
437. Oh! Look at his fingernails!Copy !req
438. Oh, fuck!
They're like a woman's.Copy !req
439. I'm gonna fuckin' puke.Copy !req
440. All right, help me lift him.
We'll take him down
to Pine BarrensCopy !req
441. before they build
a fuckin' condo here.Copy !req
442. Georgie!Copy !req
443. I don't know about
selling this property.Copy !req
444. I don't know about you,
but I sure as hell
could use an infusionCopy !req
445. if we're gonna support Jas
after he graduates.Copy !req
446. It's funny how
even during our marriage
we saw things differently.Copy !req
447. I never saw this place
as an investment.Copy !req
448. I always thought
that we'd build a house.Copy !req
449. So, are we gonna sell or what?Copy !req
450. For Jason.Copy !req
451. But, you know, I don't
wanna hear that you tookCopy !req
452. one of your Colleens
on a cruise.Copy !req
453. What's that supposed to mean,
"Colleens?"Copy !req
454. We all know you're a sucker
for those Irish girls.Copy !req
455. Every Italian boy
bows down to the freckles.Copy !req
456. - I married you.
- Yeah, I was a mother figure.Copy !req
457. Don't bust my balls with Freud
by numbers, would ya?Copy !req
458. "Don't bust my balls?"Copy !req
459. Watch it, Richard.
Your Calabrese is showing.Copy !req
460. What, are you somehow
implying by all this I'm...Copy !req
461. I'm ashamed to be
an Italian-American?Copy !req
462. With all the poverty,
starvation, ethnic cleansingCopy !req
463. and generally horrible shit
in this world,Copy !req
464. you devote your
energies to the protection of
the dignity of Connie Francis.Copy !req
465. You know, you're
all worked up about my patient,Copy !req
466. a man who has no bearing
on who you are or where
you are in this world.Copy !req
467. Call him a patient.
The man's a criminal, Jennifer.Copy !req
468. And after a while,
finally you're gonnaCopy !req
469. get beyond psychotherapyCopy !req
470. with its cheesy
moral relativism.Copy !req
471. Finally, you're gonna
get to good and evil.Copy !req
472. And he's evil.Copy !req
473. Sorry I'm late.
The alarm was... Ow!Copy !req
474. What the fuck
is wrong with you?Copy !req
475. Didn't Paulie tell you
I ain't been feelin' good?Copy !req
476. You know what? I wipe my ass
with your feelings.Copy !req
477. - Thanks. Thanks a lot.
- Drive the fuckin' car!Copy !req
478. We're under a microscope,
and I gotta hear on the streetCopy !req
479. you shot some fuckin'
civilian in the foot 'cause
he made you wait for buns?Copy !req
480. - Fuckin' Paulie.
- Don't blame fuckin' Paulie!Copy !req
481. Makazian comes to me
and says Nutley PD'sCopy !req
482. got a description
and a make on the car!Copy !req
483. Why don't you just
leave a fuckin'
urine sample next time?Copy !req
484. - If I could've done it...
- Oh, shut up!Copy !req
485. Fuckin' Georgie
comes into the club,Copy !req
486. he's got vomit
all over his shirt!
I ask him, "What the fuck?"Copy !req
487. He said you're diggin' up
some body you clipped
three months ago!Copy !req
488. - I was worried...
- Shut up!Copy !req
489. People do that shit,
they wanna get caught.Copy !req
490. - Oh, I wanna get caught?
- Yeah, you wanna get caught!Copy !req
491. I seen it before,
that's fuckin' cowboy-itis!Copy !req
492. You wanna be
a big bad guy, Christopher?Copy !req
493. - I was worried that I didn't...
- Shut up!Copy !req
494. Can I try and explain here?Copy !req
495. I don't know, Tony.Copy !req
496. It's like just the fuckin'
regularness of lifeCopy !req
497. is too fuckin' hard for me
or something. I don't know.Copy !req
498. Look at you.Copy !req
499. I bet you're sleepin'
all the time, right?Copy !req
500. It's the only thing
I still enjoy.Copy !req
501. You know what I think?Copy !req
502. Maybe... I have cancer.Copy !req
503. You remember how Jackie got?Copy !req
504. Cancer?Copy !req
505. Somethin' fuckin' horrible's
goin' on inside my body.Copy !req
506. There's a physical change
or something.Copy !req
507. Does this word "cancer"
pop into your mind a lot,Copy !req
508. a little bit, what?Copy !req
509. Huh?Copy !req
510. Well, I'm just thinkin'
maybe you're...Copy !req
511. depressed.Copy !req
512. Me? I'm no
fuckin' mental midget.Copy !req
513. All right.Copy !req
514. - Watch the...
- What?Copy !req
515. - The filter.
- Oh, fuck!Copy !req
516. Maybe you got
a serotonin problem,Copy !req
517. or whatever the fuck
they call it, you know?Copy !req
518. You know about that shit?Copy !req
519. I saw it last night
on a program.Copy !req
520. What, take fuckin' Prozac?
Not this skinny guinea.Copy !req
521. Let me ask you a question.Copy !req
522. You ever think about,
you know...Copy !req
523. - Fuck no!
- Good.Copy !req
524. Imagine those fuckin'
losers blowin' their skulls
all over the bathroom?Copy !req
525. It's fuckin' pathetic.Copy !req
526. Hey, strunz, you hear
the goddamn doorbell?Copy !req
527. I'm in the middle of a game.Copy !req
528. You'll be in the middle
of the fuckin' street,
you don't wise up.Copy !req
529. Anthony Soprano?Copy !req
530. What are you doing
in my backyard?Copy !req
531. Gate was open.
I'm Agent Harris.Copy !req
532. This is Agent Driscol.
May we come in?Copy !req
533. - If I say no?
- If we were local,
we wouldn't even have knocked.Copy !req
534. - What's your point?
- We have a search warrant.Copy !req
535. We know you have children
in the house. Our other
team's waiting out front.Copy !req
536. We don't think it
necessary to traumatize kids
by kicking in doors.Copy !req
537. So why don't you take
a minute and tell them
you have visitors.Copy !req
538. Hm.Copy !req
539. Any quarters, you can keep.Copy !req
540. Tryin' to bribe me?Copy !req
541. Why don't you tell me
what you're lookin' for,
maybe I can save you some time.Copy !req
542. Any incriminating evidence
would be nice.Copy !req
543. Dad! They're
taking my computer.Copy !req
544. - I have an English paper.
- You gotta be shittin' me.Copy !req
545. I better have all my programs
on there when it comes back.Copy !req
546. Anthony.Copy !req
547. What the hell are they doing
in my kitchen?Copy !req
548. What the hell are you doing
in my refrigerator?Copy !req
549. If you forgot your lunch box,
pal, why don't you just ask?Copy !req
550. I'm very sorry.Copy !req
551. Mrs. Soprano, how much
would you say that bowl cost?Copy !req
552. - I'm not cleaning that up.
- Grasso, get somethin'
to clean that.Copy !req
553. Grasso.Copy !req
554. - Your ass!
- Hey, hey, hey! Tony.Copy !req
555. Take it easy. Take it easy.
Grasso, take it easy.Copy !req
556. Tony, we're gonna be out
of here in a few minutes.Copy !req
557. Tony, let's wait
in the living room.Copy !req
558. Clean up the bowl.
Come on.Copy !req
559. I know those feds
are doin' their job,Copy !req
560. but it pisses me off
the way they act.Copy !req
561. That one guy wasn't so bad,
Harris.Copy !req
562. Trust me, he was the biggest
sneak out of all of 'em.Copy !req
563. It's all part
of his little act.Copy !req
564. And that guy that broke the
bowl, he did that on purpose.Copy !req
565. I don't think so.
He was just a klutz.Copy !req
566. What was his last name?
Rizzo, Razzo, what?Copy !req
567. - Grasso.
- Grasso.Copy !req
568. You think it's
a coincidence they sent him?Copy !req
569. If he wasn't an Italian,
he'd be back at the officeCopy !req
570. sweepin' up,
the stupid jerk.Copy !req
571. They probably
frisk him every night
before he goes home.Copy !req
572. - Why?
- Why?Copy !req
573. 'Cause he has a vowel
at the end of his name.Copy !req
574. That's why. Grasso.Copy !req
575. What's he think,
he's gonna make it to the top
by arresting his own people?Copy !req
576. - Pass the moo shu.
- He'll see. He'll learn.Copy !req
577. - We have a vowel.
- Effin' right, and you
be proud of it.Copy !req
578. Jesus Christ, you'd think
there never was a Michelangelo,Copy !req
579. the way they treat people.Copy !req
580. Did you know that an Italian
invented the telephone?Copy !req
581. - Alexander Graham Bell
was Italian?
- You see?Copy !req
582. You see what I'm talkin'...
Antonio Meucci invented
the telephone,Copy !req
583. and he got robbed!Copy !req
584. Everybody knows that!Copy !req
585. Who invented the Mafia?Copy !req
586. What?Copy !req
587. La Cosa Nostra,
who invented that?Copy !req
588. - Who cares?
- Wasn't it Salvatore Lucania,Copy !req
589. better known as
Charlie "Lucky" Luciano,Copy !req
590. who organized
the Five Families?Copy !req
591. Lucchese, Gambino,
Bonanno, Profaci.Copy !req
592. Is there somethin'
you wanna say to me?Copy !req
593. I just like history,
like you, Dad.Copy !req
594. Can you just shut
the fuck up about it?Copy !req
595. - Hey!
- Hey!Copy !req
596. A.J., did you know that
John Cabot was Italian?Copy !req
597. - Whoa.
- Like he knows who that is.Copy !req
598. It's the famous
discoverer of Canada.Copy !req
599. The Bank of America.
You ever heard of it?Copy !req
600. One of the biggest
banks in the world,
started by an Italian.Copy !req
601. - The first American saint
was Italian, Mother Cabrini.
- That's right.Copy !req
602. Is it true that the Chinese
invented spaghetti?Copy !req
603. Now, think about it. Why would
people who eat with sticksCopy !req
604. invent something that you
need a fork to eat?Copy !req
605. And here's something else
I bet you didn't know.Copy !req
606. More Italians fought for this
country in World War IICopy !req
607. than any other ethnic group.Copy !req
608. And they won't tell you
about Sacco and Vanzetti either.Copy !req
609. The two antichrists
that got the electric chair
in Massachusetts?Copy !req
610. - Anarchists.
- Isn't it antichrists?Copy !req
611. They were two innocent men
who got the chairCopy !req
612. because they were Italian.Copy !req
613. How can there
be two antichrists?
There was only one Christ.Copy !req
614. So?Copy !req
615. And of course, Francis Albert.Copy !req
616. Will I see you next week?Copy !req
617. Unless you know
somethin' I don't.Copy !req
618. Just so you understand
that I have to charge you
for the missed session.Copy !req
619. What are you talkin' about?Copy !req
620. We agreed on that
on our very first meeting.Copy !req
621. I know, but I just explained
to you my situation.Copy !req
622. I understand, but it's important
that we respect the agreement.Copy !req
623. - What if I got hit by a car?
- But you weren't.Copy !req
624. - I know, but what if?
- But you weren't.Copy !req
625. - I know that, but what if?
- You weren't.Copy !req
626. Why don't you answer
my fuckin' question?Copy !req
627. I will not.Copy !req
628. You won't?Copy !req
629. All right, fine, fine.Copy !req
630. Here. Here you go.Copy !req
631. 'Cause this is what
it's all about, right?Copy !req
632. Motherfuckin',
cocksuckin' money!Copy !req
633. Here.Copy !req
634. I don't understand that comment,Copy !req
635. and I don't appreciate
being made to feel afraid.Copy !req
636. I don't appreciate feelin'
like I pour my heart out
to a fuckin' call girl.Copy !req
637. - Is that how you see me?
- Not until now.Copy !req
638. But it's obvious
you don't give a shitCopy !req
639. about my situation
or what's happenin' with me!Copy !req
640. Otherwise, you wouldn't
be shakin' me down.Copy !req
641. It'll show it as "paid"
on your next month's bill.Copy !req
642. Fine. Stick it up your ass.Copy !req
643. And how about
Dr. Goldman over here?Copy !req
644. Originally, he was
gonna be a tree surgeon,Copy !req
645. but he fainted
at the sight of sap.Copy !req
646. Sap, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
647. Pace yourselves.
Don't spend it all in one place.Copy !req
648. Movie night, right?Copy !req
649. Last week they showed
the Polish version of Rashomon.Copy !req
650. Everybody remembers
the rape exactly the same.Copy !req
651. The '60s...Copy !req
652. What's the matter
with you, Corrado?Copy !req
653. - Your children...
- Headaches, that's all.Copy !req
654. Not the kind
you take aspirin for.Copy !req
655. Now, tonight on our show,
we have Mitzi Gaynor,Copy !req
656. Sergio Franchi, and a woman
from France who will pull
a string of lightbulbsCopy !req
657. out of her husband's throat.
This woman can relate.Copy !req
658. I think we may
have a bad apple.Copy !req
659. Does Tony know about this?Copy !req
660. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
661. There's not much to do.
We have to sit back and wait.Copy !req
662. - Now for the youngsters...
- And do me a favor, don't
let Tony know you know.Copy !req
663. - He's under enough pressure.
- Yeah.Copy !req
664. I'm sure he's tellin'
his psychiatrist it's
all his mother's fault.Copy !req
665. What are you talkin' about,
a psychiatrist?Copy !req
666. Yeah, a psychiatrist.Copy !req
667. He's been seein' one
for a while now.Copy !req
668. God only knows what he says.Copy !req
669. - Tony?
- Yes, Tony.Copy !req
670. Tony, who had such
a terrible mother.Copy !req
671. A psychiatrist?Copy !req
672. Yes, Junior.
For chrissake.Copy !req
673. Show of hands. How many people
think JFK is still alive?Copy !req
674. Come on.Copy !req
675. They should take a Zapruder
film of your salad bar.Copy !req
676. Hello? Help me out.Copy !req
677. Who?
The psychiatrist, I mean.Copy !req
678. Do you think I know?Copy !req
679. What did you say
to Tony about this?Copy !req
680. Me? Nothin'.Copy !req
681. I wouldn't give him
the satisfaction.Copy !req
682. And, Junior,
I don't wantCopy !req
683. there to be
any repercussions.Copy !req
684. A psychiatrist?Copy !req
685. You're a broken record.Copy !req
686. - Yes, yes.
- Shh.Copy !req
687. - Do I have to...
- This lady is blind.Copy !req
688. - Dear, I have a
few words for you...
- Do I have to say it again?Copy !req
689. and they are, "Lucy
in the sky with diamonds."Copy !req
690. Picture yourself
in a boat at Ellis Island.Copy !req
691. All right,
how does that sound?Copy !req
692. Christopher on
It's me. Leave a message.Copy !req
693. Christopher?Copy !req
694. It's Mommy. I know
you're there. Pick it up.Copy !req
695. Are you all right?
I'm worried about you.Copy !req
696. My God, they mentioned your
name in the newspaper today.Copy !req
697. The Star-Ledger.
Mrs. Jones told me.Copy !req
698. With all those scumbags.Copy !req
699. It's been a while
since we met for therapy.Copy !req
700. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
701. Jason, how's Bard?Copy !req
702. I'm moving into
a smoke-free dorm.Copy !req
703. And how do we feel about that?Copy !req
704. I'm more interested
in discussing what
we mentioned before.Copy !req
705. Jason, are you concerned
that your mother is treating
this Patient X?Copy !req
706. I... don't care.Copy !req
707. As a colleague, Jen,
I suggest you drop the patient.Copy !req
708. After her last encounter
with him, she finally
acknowledgedCopy !req
709. that she saw the different
side of him, the subhuman.Copy !req
710. I take it you were frightened.Copy !req
711. Frightened, revolted.Copy !req
712. At long last,
appropriate emotions.Copy !req
713. Oh, for chrissake, Richard.
You too, Sam.Copy !req
714. When did we become so afraid
to get our hands dirty?Copy !req
715. It's what she gets paid for.Copy !req
716. Jason, how would you like
to see your mother...Copy !req
717. Never mind. I'm not gonna
paint any graphic images.Copy !req
718. See?
He always does that.Copy !req
719. - What?
- Follow that up, Jas.
Dad does what?Copy !req
720. His real issue is that I should
distance myself from this manCopy !req
721. on the grounds of the stigma
that he brings us.Copy !req
722. I say, refer this patient
to a therapistCopy !req
723. that specializes
in Mafia depression.Copy !req
724. - Sam, this isn't funny.
- No, of course not.Copy !req
725. Jen has a real,
honest-to-goodnessCopy !req
726. personal
and professional dilemma.Copy !req
727. You know, on my mother's side,
we have a few dark sheep.Copy !req
728. Excuse me?Copy !req
729. Lepke.Copy !req
730. Who's Lepke?Copy !req
731. Louis Lepke Buchalter.Copy !req
732. You know, Murder Incorporated.Copy !req
733. My mother's uncle
was Lepke's wheel man.Copy !req
734. His driver.Copy !req
735. Uh-huh.Copy !req
736. Those were some tough Jews.Copy !req
737. Yeah. Over here.Copy !req