1. Come on! Come on, dog!
Come on!Copy !req
2. Come on! Come on.Copy !req
3. Look at this! Look at this plastic!Copy !req
4. And there's weeds!Copy !req
5. Well, it looks like Tobacco Road.Copy !req
6. - Nobody gets down here.
- Anthony!Copy !req
7. Those dogs are wild dogs.Copy !req
8. Cemetery dogs.Copy !req
9. They'll take your hand off.Copy !req
10. Come over here.
Say a Hail Mary for your grandfather.Copy !req
11. Lay off. He's a kid.Copy !req
12. So he should neglect his elders?
Just like his father.Copy !req
13. Yeah, a real skimp.Copy !req
14. My son.Copy !req
15. The mental patient.Copy !req
16. Remember those trips to the shore?
Me and Tony rode the waves?Copy !req
17. I taught him to bodysurf.Copy !req
18. My son was brought up right.Copy !req
19. He needs a psychiatrist for what?Copy !req
20. - To talk about his sex life?
- Enough.Copy !req
21. I hate it as much as you do.Copy !req
22. Those dogs could start
foaming at the mouth.Copy !req
23. How come you're not supposed
to breathe in the cemetery?Copy !req
24. - Who says?
- It's a joke. Say, "Why?"Copy !req
25. You'll make the dead people jealous.Copy !req
26. Okay, come pick it up! Pick it up.Copy !req
27. Who's got the ball?Copy !req
28. Oh, my God! Look out!Copy !req
29. Come around, come around!Copy !req
30. Up, up, up! Cover them through!Copy !req
31. I can't watch.Copy !req
32. Way to go, Meadow!
You're a brick wall, baby! Brick wall!Copy !req
33. Good save!
Come on, now. Come on!Copy !req
34. That was close.Copy !req
35. - Pretty good.
- Look at you. At girls' soccer, Tony.Copy !req
36. What do you want?
My son's a couch potato.Copy !req
37. - Red! Five!
- Are you yellow-card happy?Copy !req
38. Rough play, my ass!Copy !req
39. - Hi, honey.
- Go get them, baby.Copy !req
40. This fat kid is such a sneak
with that elbow!Copy !req
41. Coach says next year, Chiara
is gonna be one of his starts.Copy !req
42. Let's pull it out, for chrissake!Copy !req
43. Heather Dante!
A hundred bucks for a goal!Copy !req
44. What's with Ally today?
She's sleepwalking out there.Copy !req
45. She eats at our house a lot.
She's got the energy.Copy !req
46. That tackle was our ball, asshole!Copy !req
47. Zebra, I'm talking to you.Copy !req
48. Blow that again,
I'll stick it up your ass!Copy !req
49. Get off the field now, or your team
is gonna forfeit the game!Copy !req
50. I'm going. You fucking son of a...Copy !req
51. Get off the field!Copy !req
52. Did a hell of a job.Copy !req
53. Falcons! Falcons, heads up!Copy !req
54. Red, 42! 42!Copy !req
55. Push! Ally!Copy !req
56. Come on.Copy !req
57. Come on, Al!Copy !req
58. Did I tell you? What did I tell you?Copy !req
59. He's a brilliant coach.
A beautiful, brilliant genius.Copy !req
60. You in love with him?Copy !req
61. Yes. If he steers Chiara to a college
scholarship, I'll blow the guy.Copy !req
62. You will?Copy !req
63. How's chefing at Dimples?Copy !req
64. Try the salad bar. We got a chemical
brightener. It keeps lettuce crisp.Copy !req
65. - How nice.
- Yeah, it's beautiful.Copy !req
66. The offer's still there.
You put some out on the street...Copy !req
67. at two points, we split
the interest. Nice?Copy !req
68. I can't do the math. I'm an artiste.Copy !req
69. Get out of here.Copy !req
70. Good job, girls!Copy !req
71. - Absolutely.
- And you do that so well, coach.Copy !req
72. - Thanks.
- The psychology is important.Copy !req
73. Did a hell of a job.Copy !req
74. Welcome to Bada Bing.
Everything's on the house.Copy !req
75. Come meet somebody.Copy !req
76. - He coached college.
- Get out of here.Copy !req
77. - Division 1-A.
- No, that's boonie state.Copy !req
78. Besides, it's time to stop moving
my wife and Deena like pawns...Copy !req
79. when someone ups the ante.Copy !req
80. Anyway, how many chances does a man
get to coach his own daughter?Copy !req
81. - Money isn't everything.
- Here, here.Copy !req
82. The kids are important.Copy !req
83. Cheers. To the Falcons.
Continued success.Copy !req
84. Brandy, why don't you give the coach
a deluxe tour of the VIP lounge.Copy !req
85. - What?
- Oh, guys.Copy !req
86. Jesus, we said a beer.Copy !req
87. No, I... Thank you, but I don't think so.Copy !req
88. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
89. Okay, Brandy, go sit on a tuffet.Copy !req
90. Coach, it's on the house.Copy !req
91. - Why are you here?
- Who's he?Copy !req
92. My girl's coach. You got something?Copy !req
93. Every car you see in the rear-view
mirror is not a fed.Copy !req
94. Mikey Palmice went and got
a major Manhattan Pl.Copy !req
95. Mikey thinks someone here rats
for the government. What else is new?Copy !req
96. What else? My colleague over
at Organized Crime Task Force...Copy !req
97. gets chatty after caffeine drinks.Copy !req
98. Names of people whose fiscal
interests intersect with your own.Copy !req
99. I'm still trying to find out
if you've been named.Copy !req
100. But these people are keeping these
indictments very, very internal.Copy !req
101. They may have a folder
with my name on it.Copy !req
102. If I was smart, I wouldn't be here.Copy !req
103. I rest my case.Copy !req
104. I'm up the street on a rape-homicide.Copy !req
105. What I need now is to see a liquor
license, if you don't mind.Copy !req
106. So anybody wonders why I was
here or for the lie detector test...Copy !req
107. Cha-cha, show him the liquor license.Copy !req
108. Don't touch the girls.Copy !req
109. How you doing?Copy !req
110. Bada Bing. Arthur Bucco!Copy !req
111. Hello?Copy !req
112. You gonna stay in that bar all day?Copy !req
113. - I'm shooting pool.
- I'll rack them up for you.Copy !req
114. I thought we were supposed
to paint the patio.Copy !req
115. I bought primer and I've been scraping.Copy !req
116. You have?Copy !req
117. I could really use your help.Copy !req
118. All right. I'll be right home.Copy !req
119. This fucking guy lays down the law.Copy !req
120. Fucking blistering. "I'll be right home."Copy !req
121. I gotta get home too.
Shelley'll be looking for me.Copy !req
122. It's quite the lifestyle you got here.Copy !req
123. - See ya later, coach.
- Okay.Copy !req
124. Different strokes.Copy !req
125. Melvoin, Perlov, Schneider and Archide.Copy !req
126. - What's going on with the indictments?
- Put it right down there.Copy !req
127. The book is off on the 14th ward.Copy !req
128. I don't want to minimize your position.
Two prior convictions.Copy !req
129. You're in jeopardy of sentence under
the habitual offenders statute.Copy !req
130. I'm paying you to hear shit
that's eating my insides?Copy !req
131. Peppers and eggs?Copy !req
132. Peppers and eggs?
That's what I should've had.Copy !req
133. "I'd be happy to surrender Mr. Soprano.Copy !req
134. You can be assured
of my full cooperation."Copy !req
135. You'd rather they kicked in
your front door at night?Copy !req
136. It's a target letter, Corrado.Copy !req
137. I got nowhere, so I asked
them what your status was.Copy !req
138. Just testing. So what'd they say?Copy !req
139. They'd let me know.Copy !req
140. I may just start paying taxes.Copy !req
141. God, it's a fucking burn.Copy !req
142. I'm sick and tired of sitting around.
I'm gonna get out of here.Copy !req
143. With your lady friend?Copy !req
144. What do you know about her?Copy !req
145. Works for the Joint Fitters Union, right?Copy !req
146. Runs their labor management fund
outside the feds' oversight.Copy !req
147. If you can't get your friends jobs,
why attain success?Copy !req
148. The wheels of justice turn slowly.Copy !req
149. Take her to Florida. Develop a tan.Copy !req
150. Where's the crapper key?Copy !req
151. Top right-hand drawer.Copy !req
152. Junior, we're working out of a fucking
lawyer's office, is that right?Copy !req
153. Look, I didn't want to say anything,
but this government case...Copy !req
154. if there's a leak,
it's in Tony's boat.Copy !req
155. If my nephew's in bed with
the Justice Department, just say it.Copy !req
156. Don't stammer like a spastic.Copy !req
157. There's something fucking wrong
with that guy. I feel it in my gut.Copy !req
158. I'm worried about you, skipper.Copy !req
159. I'm sorry, Mikey. You're a good boy.Copy !req
160. Fuck this. I'm going to Boca.Copy !req
161. Deena, when you guys
showed up last year...Copy !req
162. I thought, "Soccer, give me a break."Copy !req
163. But your dad makes it seem like this,
I don't know, metaphor.Copy !req
164. - Yeah.
- Dad's pretty cool.Copy !req
165. Where's Al? She was supposed
to loan me a cig.Copy !req
166. I'll come with.Copy !req
167. Al?Copy !req
168. Ally!Copy !req
169. If you're smoking, you owe me $5!Copy !req
170. Ally, what are you doing?Copy !req
171. Ally! Oh, my God!Copy !req
172. Her parents split up.Copy !req
173. So she's always at our house.Copy !req
174. - But she was born with a silver spoon.
- Teenagers are under a lot of stress.Copy !req
175. I know this kid. She's great.Copy !req
176. Was it a genuine suicide attempt?
Or was it a suicidal gesture?Copy !req
177. "Small cutting" is the clinical term.Copy !req
178. Is "large cutting" O.J.
in missing sweats?Copy !req
179. It's a cry for help.Copy !req
180. Her mother says she tried this before.Copy !req
181. A couple times.Copy !req
182. What else is going on?Copy !req
183. Life is putting the Prozac to the test.Copy !req
184. It's all that business in the news?Copy !req
185. Let's talk about my daughter.Copy !req
186. Principal says girls in sports do better.Copy !req
187. They don't take drugs or get knocked up.Copy !req
188. But now this shit.Copy !req
189. If my daughter ever
tried to kill herself...Copy !req
190. Oh, God!Copy !req
191. Last week, I called you a whore.Copy !req
192. I might've been...Copy !req
193. overstating the case a little bit.Copy !req
194. Mr. Soprano.Copy !req
195. Miss Sanfillipo.Copy !req
196. A check for you to sign.Copy !req
197. Twenty grand?Copy !req
198. For research and development
into furthering the art and science...Copy !req
199. of metal joint fittings.Copy !req
200. Where does our research and
development take us this time?Copy !req
201. Well, I was thinking Boca Raton.Copy !req
202. My, my! You read my mind.Copy !req
203. I'm all packed.Copy !req
204. I gotta talk to my cousin.Copy !req
205. - Mr. Soprano?
- What?Copy !req
206. I was waiting to talk to Jerry about
how I could use some room...Copy !req
207. on this mall job I got
in North Bergen.Copy !req
208. Then I saw you here.
And I thought, what the hell...Copy !req
209. I may as well ask the man himself.Copy !req
210. Let's you and I meet. I can pass
my recommends on to my cousin.Copy !req
211. Mama Livia, how are you?Copy !req
212. - Do you remember me? Larry Boy Barese.
- I know who you are.Copy !req
213. You lit an apartment house on fire...Copy !req
214. and scared your mother half to death.Copy !req
215. Mama's moving in here on the 15th.Copy !req
216. Yeah? Ooh, I like your shoes.Copy !req
217. Mama hasn't been well. Last week
she threw a jar of artichokes at me.Copy !req
218. She better not throw any
artichokes at me.Copy !req
219. How are you doing? Remember Larry?Copy !req
220. Water under the bridge.Copy !req
221. We're gonna take a walk.Copy !req
222. You should get some shoes like his.Copy !req
223. You've always been a fucking genius.
But this last move is the best.Copy !req
224. The feds'll never surveil
an old folks' home.Copy !req
225. That's why I got truckloads
of bootleg Polident coming in.Copy !req
226. - There he is.
- How you doing?Copy !req
227. Did you get your mother settled in yet?Copy !req
228. They're not sure they can accept her.
They want to see my finances again.Copy !req
229. So this office supply chain from Virginia.
What's the deal on them?Copy !req
230. I spoke to them. I think they'll
listen to reason on minority hiring.Copy !req
231. - Been to any games?
- What do they got?Copy !req
232. What the fuck?Copy !req
233. Knees high, Colgiavani!Copy !req
234. Eyes ahead!
Energy, girls, energy!Copy !req
235. I know we're all upset,
but we still have a season left.Copy !req
236. - Come on, let's go!
- Hey, coach.Copy !req
237. Fellas, sorry, but practice
is closed today.Copy !req
238. I'm trying to keep the team focused.Copy !req
239. What are you doing?Copy !req
240. You're leaving us?
After two fucking years?Copy !req
241. I told that reporter to wait before
he put that in the paper.Copy !req
242. Coach, look at my little girl out there.Copy !req
243. You're breaking her heart!Copy !req
244. Believe me, Art. I am hugely conflicted.Copy !req
245. But Rhode Island doubled my salary!Copy !req
246. They're giving my daughter a full ride!
What could I do?Copy !req
247. They made an offer I couldn't refuse.Copy !req
248. - You haven't heard ours.
- Come on.Copy !req
249. Look, I got a family too.Copy !req
250. I have a daughter who
loves playing soccer.Copy !req
251. He's kidding about the offer.Copy !req
252. Hey, nobody blew a whistle!Copy !req
253. Let's not get lazy out here! Come on!Copy !req
254. Go fuck yourself.Copy !req
255. Excuse me?Copy !req
256. - Want me to tell your dad?
- It's my field.Copy !req
257. Give me 10 laps around the goals.Copy !req
258. - Whatever.
- Make that 20.Copy !req
259. Anybody else want to mouth off?Copy !req
260. Good! Come on!
Let's circle up for keep-away.Copy !req
261. Let's go! Over here.Copy !req
262. Get in a big circle!
Go! Move it!Copy !req
263. I need some people out here.
Come on! Let's go!Copy !req
264. Give me your glass.Copy !req
265. Who'd think we could be this contented?Copy !req
266. I did. As soon as I saw you, I knew.Copy !req
267. You're a sweetheart.Copy !req
268. If only they knew the other side of you.Copy !req
269. They'd eat me for breakfast.Copy !req
270. I been looking at real estate.
Some nice houses on the market.Copy !req
271. Maybe you'd like something bigger?Copy !req
272. No, Corrado. This is our place.Copy !req
273. You know how long we been coming here?Copy !req
274. Sixteen years.
And every one of them good.Copy !req
275. How's junior, Junior?Copy !req
276. He's catching some shuteye.Copy !req
277. You're such a powerhouse.Copy !req
278. When you kiss me down there...Copy !req
279. you're like a great artist.Copy !req
280. You got a real instinct for it.Copy !req
281. Pass me the red peppers.Copy !req
282. You know the thrill you give?Copy !req
283. Keep it to yourself, okay?Copy !req
284. Yeah. All to myself.Copy !req
285. - Corrado?
- Yeah?Copy !req
286. Why the big secret?Copy !req
287. About what?Copy !req
288. Oral sex.Copy !req
289. What's so terrible about
pleasing a woman?Copy !req
290. You always have to talk about it.Copy !req
291. Well, I want to know why!Copy !req
292. It's complicated.Copy !req
293. Yeah. But why?Copy !req
294. Why?Copy !req
295. They think if you suck pussy,
you'll suck anything.Copy !req
296. You're kidding.Copy !req
297. It's a sign of weakness. And possibly
a sign that you're a finocchio.Copy !req
298. A fag?Copy !req
299. That's ridiculous.Copy !req
300. How would the two even translate?Copy !req
301. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
302. I don't make the rules.Copy !req
303. It's no big lifestyle choice.Copy !req
304. My aunts Quintima and Jemma,
they got money out earning on the street.Copy !req
305. It's like being a banker.
You help people.Copy !req
306. Chiara cried when she heard
the coach was leaving.Copy !req
307. You don't want to talk. Fine.Copy !req
308. I gotta pick up Carmela anyway.Copy !req
309. Let me ask you a question:
Why does your wife hate me?Copy !req
310. Charmaine doesn't hate you.Copy !req
311. You lie like I play a horn.Copy !req
312. What?Copy !req
313. Look at this facchino.
Wearing a cap in a nice restaurant.Copy !req
314. I hated that most when I had
my restaurant. It's values today.Copy !req
315. Standards are crumbling.Copy !req
316. Would it kill this coach to stay
until my kid graduates?Copy !req
317. Then let him stay four years for Chiara.Copy !req
318. That burns my ass.Copy !req
319. Where you going?Copy !req
320. Take your hat off.Copy !req
321. Excuse me?Copy !req
322. They don't sell hot dogs.
They took the bleachers out.Copy !req
323. I'll wear it where I want.Copy !req
324. How you doing?Copy !req
325. Thank you.Copy !req
326. Look at him.Copy !req
327. Douche bag. Good for you!Copy !req
328. Send them a bottle of Montepulciano.Copy !req
329. Get the license plate of these
two guys sitting behind Artie.Copy !req
330. They look like cops.Copy !req
331. Well, look who's here! Hi!Copy !req
332. - Tony, look who's here.
- Alphonse, how you doing?Copy !req
333. - Good.
- You feeling better?Copy !req
334. Yeah.Copy !req
335. Gonna miss that left foot of yours.Copy !req
336. No. It's okay, Mr. Soprano.Copy !req
337. - I'm gonna play.
- No shit?Copy !req
338. Pardon my French there.Copy !req
339. Are you sure, Ally?Copy !req
340. I had a long talk with Coach Hauser and...Copy !req
341. I'm gonna play. That's all.Copy !req
342. I told her she didn't have to.Copy !req
343. She just said she wanted to.Copy !req
344. Yeah.Copy !req
345. - Coach pressure you?
- No, Mrs. Soprano.Copy !req
346. He would never do that.Copy !req
347. Pressure her? He doesn't
finish what he started.Copy !req
348. - Dad!
- What?Copy !req
349. It's what we all wanted.Copy !req
350. Okay. Right?Copy !req
351. As long as everything's...Copy !req
352. We're trying to watch this, okay?Copy !req
353. Kick ass, girls, right?Copy !req
354. Good night.Copy !req
355. Listen, Roberta, what I said earlier?Copy !req
356. I'm serious, you discuss that with anyone,
we're gonna go 10 rounds.Copy !req
357. We just skimmed 20,000
off the development fund...Copy !req
358. and you're worried about
a little lecca fica?Copy !req
359. - Will you keep it down?
- All right.Copy !req
360. I'll tell everyone you're a good kisser.
I just won't say where.Copy !req
361. That's my reputation you're playing with.Copy !req
362. Honey, my lips are sealed.Copy !req
363. Not too sealed, right?Copy !req
364. Visual on Corrado Soprano
and female travel companion...Copy !req
365. 2200 hours, Boca Lounge.Copy !req
366. How's my boy today?Copy !req
367. Go, go, go!Copy !req
368. I'm looking for a Coach Hauser.Copy !req
369. That's me. Petey! Come here!Copy !req
370. Something from your friends
at the Bada Bing.Copy !req
371. Brand-new, surround sound,
HDTV compatible.Copy !req
372. - Tell them thanks, but...
- This is getting heavy.Copy !req
373. If this is about Rhode Island,
tell them I already signed.Copy !req
374. I don't know what it's about.
But the TV stays here. Put it down.Copy !req
375. No! I mean it!Copy !req
376. Pick it up! Get it off my property!Copy !req
377. Look, pal, I don't think
you quite understand.Copy !req
378. I understand, only too well.Copy !req
379. Tell your friends I know all about them.Copy !req
380. If you did, you'd do what they want.Copy !req
381. Is that a threat?Copy !req
382. How things change.
Let me tell you, Guido...Copy !req
383. I'm Clarence.Copy !req
384. I have friends in law enforcement,
and they'd call this extortion.Copy !req
385. Come on.Copy !req
386. You tell those assholes Don Hauser
will not be intimidated!Copy !req
387. I will not be threatened or bribed!Copy !req
388. I go where I want to when I want to!Copy !req
389. Hey!Copy !req
390. All day, every day,
85 and not one drop of rain.Copy !req
391. And those nights.Copy !req
392. Bobbi, you are so lucky with this guy.
You have no idea.Copy !req
393. He's a sweetheart underneath it all.Copy !req
394. I wish I could get Lou to be like him.Copy !req
395. More sensitive, if you know what I mean.Copy !req
396. That coral looks good.Copy !req
397. I don't understand why I always
have to ask him for oral sex.Copy !req
398. Not like you and your Corrado.Copy !req
399. Bebe, listen, I know we always
used to yak about our sex lives.Copy !req
400. I think it would be better
if we didn't anymore.Copy !req
401. - Okay.
- I mean it.Copy !req
402. Sure!Copy !req
403. Just, you're lucky, that's all.Copy !req
404. So, Ma, you coming to the game?Copy !req
405. Game? What game?Copy !req
406. Meadow's team is going to the sectionals.Copy !req
407. Nobody tells me anything.Copy !req
408. Did everybody hear me just tell her?Copy !req
409. Can anybody think of anything
else to talk about?Copy !req
410. All right. Uncle Jun, how was Boca?Copy !req
411. Wonderful. I don't go down enough.Copy !req
412. That's not what I heard.Copy !req
413. About what?Copy !req
414. I don't know what I'm talking about.Copy !req
415. Last time, Aunt Bobbi
bought me a piranha.Copy !req
416. A piranha? Come on!Copy !req
417. That woman is not your aunt.Copy !req
418. Livia, I warned you.
Bobbi is a sweet, sweet girl.Copy !req
419. What's the matter?Copy !req
420. What did I say?Copy !req
421. This wife of yours,
she's got the giggles.Copy !req
422. - Can I be excused?
- We just sat down!Copy !req
423. - How can you play if you don't eat?
- You need protein.Copy !req
424. - No, I don't, because I quit.
- You quit?Copy !req
425. With Ally back, you can go to the states.Copy !req
426. She slits her wrists,
and you think of a game?Copy !req
427. It wasn't like Cobain.
It was just a little suicidal gesture.Copy !req
428. - Come back here!
- You're not excused!Copy !req
429. Let her go. Go ahead, honey!Copy !req
430. - Ma!
- Why don't you butt out?Copy !req
431. You only act nice when you
want to score points.Copy !req
432. I will not eat in this house.Copy !req
433. Junior, take me home.Copy !req
434. - I'm not finished.
- She'll come back.Copy !req
435. The Stukas and Messerschmitts,
they have command of the skies.Copy !req
436. I don't know.Copy !req
437. I'm glad Meadow quit.Copy !req
438. That coach pushes them to the brink.
It's unhealthy.Copy !req
439. What do we mean when we say commitment?Copy !req
440. He thinks he can just walk away.Copy !req
441. Watch it, cowboy, don't start.Copy !req
442. - What's with you and Uncle Jun?
- Don't bother that coach.Copy !req
443. - Come on. Tell me about Uncle Jun.
- No, stop it!Copy !req
444. I can't!Copy !req
445. - Yes, you can.
- All right. Okay.Copy !req
446. Gabby Dante's cousin and Bobbi
go to the same nail parlor.Copy !req
447. And your uncle...
No, I shouldn't say. I shouldn't!Copy !req
448. - Come on.
- Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
449. Well, let's just say...Copy !req
450. your uncle has acquired
a taste for her.Copy !req
451. Uncle Jun gives head?Copy !req
452. World-class.Copy !req
453. - He whistles to the wheat field?
- Don't be disgusting.Copy !req
454. - He's a bushman of the Kalahari!
- That's why I don't tell you.Copy !req
455. You don't know when to stop!Copy !req
456. My God, if this ever gets out...Copy !req
457. Yeah, like you don't do it.
Or any of your friends.Copy !req
458. Bunch of hypocrites.Copy !req
459. What goes on in this bedroom
stays here, and you know that.Copy !req
460. Once a year?
I can resist the urge to gossip.Copy !req
461. Arthur? You're home?Copy !req
462. The grease in that Frialator.Copy !req
463. I'm gonna smell like a cheap
French fry forever.Copy !req
464. So this is why we scrimp and save
to send our kids to that school?Copy !req
465. So our name is dragged through the mud?Copy !req
466. What?Copy !req
467. Shelly Hauser called me this afternoon.Copy !req
468. Your friend sent some Y.O.'s
down there with a stolen TV set...Copy !req
469. to try and bribe the coach.Copy !req
470. From your friends at Bada Bing!Copy !req
471. As if a TV set is gonna get somewhere
with a man like Coach Hauser.Copy !req
472. A TV set?Copy !req
473. Do you honestly believe that
they're gonna stop there?Copy !req
474. They tried bribing this man.Copy !req
475. What's next?Copy !req
476. - Always with the extreme scenarios.
- No, come on. Tell me, what's next?Copy !req
477. You grew up here.Copy !req
478. Don't pretend like you don't know
what Tony Soprano is capable of.Copy !req
479. Who is it?Copy !req
480. I found your dog.Copy !req
481. What?Copy !req
482. No, you're mistaken. My dog is upstairs.Copy !req
483. Golden Retriever, blue nylon collar?Copy !req
484. Honey, who is it?Copy !req
485. Evening, ma'am.Copy !req
486. He has our dog.Copy !req
487. Where is Petey?Copy !req
488. - He was locked in.
- Come get him.Copy !req
489. I wouldn't want Petey
to get hit by a car.Copy !req
490. Petey, Petey!Copy !req
491. You okay? Come here.Copy !req
492. What, no reward?Copy !req
493. Just kidding. I'm an animal lover.Copy !req
494. You okay, boy?Copy !req
495. Med, cheer up about the coach...Copy !req
496. because I feel he'll
reconsider the big move.Copy !req
497. Did you do something?Copy !req
498. What could I do?Copy !req
499. He's gonna stick around and finish
what he started with the girls.Copy !req
500. That's it.Copy !req
501. Well, did I tell you?Copy !req
502. Develop some appreciation,
because everyone helps you...Copy !req
503. and all you do is bitch and moan!Copy !req
504. This coach abandons his team,
and your friends get all worked up.Copy !req
505. So I try to do something.Copy !req
506. Is that why you think we're upset?Copy !req
507. Because a coach who most of us
can't even stand is leaving?Copy !req
508. You don't have to love
him to be successful.Copy !req
509. "Catfish" Hunter hated Billy Martin.Copy !req
510. Bill Parcells' guys can't stand him,
till they start to win.Copy !req
511. Coach Hauser had sex with Ally.Copy !req
512. What?Copy !req
513. That's why she cut herself.
That's why I've been living at her house.Copy !req
514. All right, hold on a minute.Copy !req
515. Maybe...Copy !req
516. With Ally?Copy !req
517. Meadow, this is horrible.Copy !req
518. This is also a serious accusation.
What exactly did Ally say?Copy !req
519. That they had sex, more than once...Copy !req
520. that she's not a virgin anymore!Copy !req
521. All right.Copy !req
522. Ally's a very pretty girl.Copy !req
523. Maybe there was...Copy !req
524. Maybe there was confusion.
Maybe she wanted to...Copy !req
525. look like she was
sophisticated in your eyes.Copy !req
526. - What?
- Tony, what if this had been Meadow?Copy !req
527. What kind of confusion?Copy !req
528. At her age? The coach shouldn't
have been in any position...Copy !req
529. where there's even a remote
possibility of confusion!Copy !req
530. I'm losing my mind here.Copy !req
531. Go downstairs so me and Meadow can talk.Copy !req
532. Jesus fucking Christ!Copy !req
533. God, now what did I do?Copy !req
534. I only told so he wouldn't
make Coach Hauser stay.Copy !req
535. Meadow, this is a horrible,
horrible thing.Copy !req
536. She's in love with him.
But he won't leave his wife.Copy !req
537. Leave his wife? Meadow!Copy !req
538. - Now, he didn't touch you, right?
- No.Copy !req
539. What about Deena?Copy !req
540. If she hears about her father,
it'll destroy her.Copy !req
541. Tell Dad to let him go
anywhere he wants, okay?Copy !req
542. Come here.Copy !req
543. Moldonado and his brother,
they'll handle it.Copy !req
544. Mol owes me a solid.Copy !req
545. No. No hired help. This is personal.Copy !req
546. I'm glad to hear you say that.Copy !req
547. I'm gonna give him a real
after-school special.Copy !req
548. - You out of your mind?
- What?Copy !req
549. You kidnapped the coach's dog.
But if you do one more thing...Copy !req
550. Shut up, Arthur. You're five time
zones behind your own ass.Copy !req
551. No, I'm fucking serious.
You hear me, Tony?Copy !req
552. You're serious?Copy !req
553. Want to hear serious?Copy !req
554. Want to know what your coach did?Copy !req
555. He fucked little Ally Vandermeed and
who knows who else he fucked.Copy !req
556. What are you talking about? Fucked?Copy !req
557. That's crazy.Copy !req
558. That's why that kid slit her wrist.Copy !req
559. And my daughter should know?Copy !req
560. She should have to think
about that filth?Copy !req
561. That self-righteous prick put his dick...Copy !req
562. in my little girl's soccer teammate.Copy !req
563. Yeah. She's in 11th grade, for chrissake!Copy !req
564. Oh, my God.Copy !req
565. Chiara. He drove her home
one night when it was raining.Copy !req
566. Oh, my little girl.Copy !req
567. - Degenerate son of a bitch.
- He deserves to die!Copy !req
568. Betraying children?Copy !req
569. Believe me, he ain't gonna be
doing that shit no more.Copy !req
570. I guarantee you that.Copy !req
571. Nobody said to put my nephew
under surveillance.Copy !req
572. I know, Junior. I know.Copy !req
573. I wanted to be safe and I'm glad I was.Copy !req
574. Because your nephew isn't
just at that titty bar...Copy !req
575. and going to soccer games.Copy !req
576. Go ahead.Copy !req
577. Twice last week he goes toward
the medical center...Copy !req
578. and they lose him.Copy !req
579. A girlfriend.Copy !req
580. He's seeing this Russian slit very open.Copy !req
581. Your nephew is talking to the feds.Copy !req
582. Where else would he be going
that requires such precautions?Copy !req
583. What the fuck else would be
the big secret?Copy !req
584. What am I, a swami?Copy !req
585. How you doing? You're looking good.Copy !req
586. How you feel?Copy !req
587. You shanked it, Sil.Copy !req
588. I still got the coach on my mind.Copy !req
589. We got fresh air, we got sunshine.
Forget about that shit.Copy !req
590. Thank God for golf some days.Copy !req
591. I'm trying to concentrate here.Copy !req
592. Did you get any golf in at Boca?Copy !req
593. Fucking manners, please!Copy !req
594. You play Manatee,
or what's that other one?Copy !req
595. Will you let the man tee off?
You yap worse than six barbers!Copy !req
596. If you'd have shut up during
that Mountain Lakes game...Copy !req
597. you wouldn't have
missed that fly ball.Copy !req
598. I was ashamed to face my friends.Copy !req
599. Good, Mikey. Better.Copy !req
600. What do you mean, better?Copy !req
601. Well, you know, it's better.Copy !req
602. Whoa, Junior!Copy !req
603. Whoa, Junior, what?Copy !req
604. - Uncle Jun's into muff.
- What?Copy !req
605. Oh, did I say muff? I meant ruff.Copy !req
606. Good shot.Copy !req
607. What's that smell?
Did you guys go to a sushi bar?Copy !req
608. - What's he talking about?
- I don't know.Copy !req
609. I thought you were a baccala man.
What are you doing eating sushi?Copy !req
610. You're fucking running off at the mouth.Copy !req
611. Listen, my friend.Copy !req
612. At least I can deal with my own problems.Copy !req
613. Unlike some I know.Copy !req
614. What's that mean?Copy !req
615. Take it however you want.
Don't bullshit me.Copy !req
616. Guys, we here to play golf or what?Copy !req
617. Come on.Copy !req
618. Arthur...Copy !req
619. everybody's just so upset.Copy !req
620. The mother's on sedatives.
She's completely unable to deal.Copy !req
621. The father lives in Europe somewhere.Copy !req
622. The little girl, Ally,
she thinks it's all her fault.Copy !req
623. Bastard. He won't get away with this!Copy !req
624. You got that right.Copy !req
625. What?Copy !req
626. Hand me that bottle of Bug-B-Gon,
will you?Copy !req
627. Arthur, what?Copy !req
628. Something going on, Artie?Copy !req
629. Your mobster friend gonna do something?Copy !req
630. If I had any balls, I would do it myself.Copy !req
631. You do have balls.
That's why you're not like him.Copy !req
632. Fuck it.Copy !req
633. Fuck the world!Copy !req
634. This isn't making a slob take his hat off.Copy !req
635. This is beating a man to death
or cutting his balls off, or what?Copy !req
636. You can't tell me he doesn't deserve it!Copy !req
637. Okay, but...Copy !req
638. Listen, think about what you're saying!Copy !req
639. Yeah, you tell me.Copy !req
640. Who's worse: Tony Soprano
or that child-molesting fuck?Copy !req
641. I trusted him. I'd like to rip
his heart out of his chest!Copy !req
642. Jesus Christ, I cannot believe
you only think about yourself!Copy !req
643. Myself?Copy !req
644. Myself?Copy !req
645. I resent that, Charmaine.Copy !req
646. Junior, what the fuck? What's the matter?Copy !req
647. What? That bullshit with the sushi?Copy !req
648. No. I don't know what he was
talking about. He babbles.Copy !req
649. - What?
- You're another one!Copy !req
650. Me? He completely lacked respect.Copy !req
651. I'm tired of having to make
excuses for him.Copy !req
652. - It isn't right.
- Because he's a mental weakling.Copy !req
653. - I know.
- You don't know shit!Copy !req
654. He's seeing a psychiatrist.Copy !req
655. How about that?Copy !req
656. My nephew is seeing a psychiatrist.
It makes me want to cry.Copy !req
657. No shit?Copy !req
658. The indictment's being prepared.
He's spilling his guts!Copy !req
659. I fucking knew it.Copy !req
660. No, you didn't know it. I just told you.Copy !req
661. God knows how much of our
family business he has.Copy !req
662. - If the place is bugged...?
- That's not admissible.Copy !req
663. It's that doctor-patient privilege.
Just like us and Melvoin.Copy !req
664. Melvoin's a lawyer.
He's in the fucking ballpark.Copy !req
665. Suppose this shrink gets
scared or something?Copy !req
666. Remember those two brothers in California?Copy !req
667. They whacked their parents?Copy !req
668. The shrink was in a witness chair.Copy !req
669. Shit.Copy !req
670. Anthony wants to play games, okay.Copy !req
671. I taught him games.Copy !req
672. I taught him how to play baseball.Copy !req
673. Talking about clipping him?Copy !req
674. Nobody would slap my wrist if I did.Copy !req
675. Guys in prison have done
half the damage he has.Copy !req
676. The judicial system has improved
in dealing with sexual predators.Copy !req
677. Oh, yeah. Let's impeach him.Copy !req
678. If you're telling me
of intent to harm him...Copy !req
679. I must warn you of my duty
to alert law enforcement.Copy !req
680. Why do I tell you anything?Copy !req
681. I'm interested in why you feel
punishing this man falls upon you.Copy !req
682. - It doesn't fall upon you.
- What?Copy !req
683. What would you do? You'd call the cops...Copy !req
684. who'd get some judge,
who'd give him counseling...Copy !req
685. to talk about his unhappy childhood,
and we could have sympathy for him.Copy !req
686. Because he's the victim, right?Copy !req
687. You know what you do?
You ignore the truth.Copy !req
688. Discredit psychology all you want.Copy !req
689. But I continue to ask the question.
Why do you think you...Copy !req
690. always have to set things right?Copy !req
691. Hey, Paulie, is Tony in?Copy !req
692. I got to talk to you.Copy !req
693. I'm busy right now.Copy !req
694. I got to talk to you.Copy !req
695. All right. We'll finish later, all right?Copy !req
696. Come on in.Copy !req
697. It's about the thing.Copy !req
698. You know what?Copy !req
699. - Nothing's happened yet, has it?
- Just got to make the call.Copy !req
700. - I'm savoring the moment.
- Call it off.Copy !req
701. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
702. You don't go near this.Copy !req
703. I don't care about that.
It's wrong, Tony.Copy !req
704. - You can't do it.
- It's wrong?Copy !req
705. What he did isn't?Copy !req
706. I'm begging you. I hate the guy too.Copy !req
707. What do you want to do?Copy !req
708. Want to call the cops? Here's the phone.Copy !req
709. They'll arrest him.Copy !req
710. And he'll get out in two years
and move north.Copy !req
711. And then?Copy !req
712. He'll teach girls soccer
and start all over.Copy !req
713. You don't think I want to rip
him apart like a chicken?Copy !req
714. I drove by his house. I almost got out.Copy !req
715. But you didn't.Copy !req
716. Something happens to him,
who does it help?Copy !req
717. His daughter? That girl?Copy !req
718. No. You, Tony.Copy !req
719. And Silvio and me and whoever.
It's just gonna make us feel better.Copy !req
720. So don't even think about calling this justice.
Leave it to the cops.Copy !req
721. Look, let me ask you a question.Copy !req
722. Who are you, coming in here
talking to me like this?Copy !req
723. Now, your boyfriend is finished.
You deal with it!Copy !req
724. Okay?Copy !req
725. Tony, don't do it.Copy !req
726. This is me asking you.Copy !req
727. Why don't you get out?Copy !req
728. Come on.Copy !req
729. Get the fuck out, go!Copy !req
730. Let's go!Copy !req
731. Come on, come on!Copy !req
732. Corrado?Copy !req
733. I was worried! You usually
call me when you're this late.Copy !req
734. I bought us some barbecued chicken,
salad and lemon meringue pie.Copy !req
735. But I got hungry and ate.Copy !req
736. Did I tell you to keep your mouth shut?Copy !req
737. Did I tell you to keep your
goddamn mouth shut?Copy !req
738. Don't hit me!Copy !req
739. You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt!Copy !req
740. I don't understand!Copy !req
741. Get your pencils and your crap
and don't be here tomorrow!Copy !req
742. No, Corrado. Don't leave.Copy !req
743. I love you!Copy !req
744. I am so sorry!Copy !req
745. No, Corrado!Copy !req
746. - Yeah?
- You there at the place?Copy !req
747. Is he in the house?Copy !req
748. Fuck it. Walk away.Copy !req
749. Just walk away. Don't do it.Copy !req
750. Fuck!Copy !req
751. All right.Copy !req
752. - Leave it alone.
- Yeah. No problem.Copy !req
753. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
754. Colleagues and neighbors were shocked...Copy !req
755. to hear of charges
brought against Hauser...Copy !req
756. coach of the Verbum Dei
high school girls' soccer team.Copy !req
757. Alerted by a friend of the alleged victim...Copy !req
758. whose name cannot be revealed...Copy !req
759. police issued a warrant for his arrest.Copy !req
760. Tony, Jesus! You smell like Lord Calvert.Copy !req
761. What is with you tonight?Copy !req
762. What is this?Copy !req
763. Jesus!Copy !req
764. Mixed with alcohol!Copy !req
765. Tony, that's wonderful. Happy trails.Copy !req
766. Here, let's get you to bed.Copy !req
767. I didn't hurt nobody.Copy !req
768. Call the shrink. Tell her the town's
going to give her a fucking bonus.Copy !req