1. Here, take a swig.
And don't backwash.Copy !req
2. - Shit!
- Don't break it!Copy !req
3. Quick, it's almost time
for the nuns' rosary.Copy !req
4. This
is eighth grade history, man.
Stealing the sacramental wine?Copy !req
5. - It's not sacramental
until they bless it, moron.
- All clear!Copy !req
6. Are you gonna confess this?Copy !req
7. I'm gonna tell them
I stole something, not what!Copy !req
8. Go! Form it up! Form it up!Copy !req
9. Let's go, boys!
Hustle, hustle, hustle, hustle!Copy !req
10. There we go. Straight lines.
Straight lines. There you go.Copy !req
11. Come on, Soprano,
DiCarlucci, shake a leg.Copy !req
12. Jumping jacks. Ten of 'em.
Count 'em down.Copy !req
13. One, two, three, four!Copy !req
14. - Two, three, four, five, six!
- Five, six, seven, eight!Copy !req
15. - Nine, ten!
- Eight, nine, ten!Copy !req
16. - One, two, three, four, five!
- DiCarlucci!Copy !req
17. Barber! Soprano!
Let's go! Sync up!Copy !req
18. What's so funny
back there, gentlemen?
You care to share?Copy !req
19. Sorry, Mr. Meskimmin.Copy !req
20. Okay, kick-outs, boys.Copy !req
21. Floor! Kick! Return! Up!Copy !req
22. I'm dizzier than shit.Copy !req
23. Kick! Return! Up!Copy !req
24. Fuck, here he comes.Copy !req
25. Ooh! Floor. Kick. Turn. Up.Copy !req
26. What's going on here?
Come on, stand up.Copy !req
27. On your feet. Let's go.
Come on.Copy !req
28. - Whoa.
- Man!Copy !req
29. - I don't feel so good.
- I don't want any excuses.Copy !req
30. Mr. Meskimmin,
I gotta go to the bathroom.Copy !req
31. Is that alcohol
on your breath?Copy !req
32. Oh, no!Copy !req
33. - Hey, how's the boy?
- How am I?Copy !req
34. I got dust up the crack
of my ass, and I'm
starvin' to death.Copy !req
35. You're doin' an excellent job.
Allow yourself to take
pleasure in that.Copy !req
36. Guy's been raggin'
in my fuckin' ear all day.
I'd like to kill the prick.Copy !req
37. - You hear that, prick?
- Get him outta here.Copy !req
38. - Just get him the hell
out of here!
- Is there a problem?Copy !req
39. Look,
you made your point, okay?Copy !req
40. - I made my point?
- You made your point.Copy !req
41. - What point is that?
- Enough with this
work stoppage.Copy !req
42. This is a union
safety official,Copy !req
43. and he stays until
the union deems this workplace
is free of hazard.Copy !req
44. - I have the money.
- You do?Copy !req
45. Christopher,
give the union a callCopy !req
46. and see if this gentleman here
has paid up his union dues.Copy !req
47. And then pop one
of these wheel covers.
We'll check the brake pads.Copy !req
48. I'll get right on it.Copy !req
49. - I'll get your money, okay?
- We shall return.Copy !req
50. Halle-fuckin'-lujah.Copy !req
51. Gimme your cell.
I gotta call Carmela.Copy !req
52. - You sure it was them?
- They were drunk in gym class.Copy !req
53. Byron Barber vomited
all over the teacher.Copy !req
54. I didn't even drink it.
I spat it out.Copy !req
55. - Anthony.
- On top of this,
you're gonna lie to me now?Copy !req
56. He's very sorry, Father Hagy,Copy !req
57. and he's gonna be
even sorrier when he gets home.Copy !req
58. Anthony, why don't
you wait outside.Copy !req
59. He's suspended
for three days.Copy !req
60. Well, at least let me pay
for the wine.Copy !req
61. The theft
of the sacramental wineCopy !req
62. is not just a crime
against property.Copy !req
63. This is an affront
to our holy sacristy.Copy !req
64. I've asked Dr. Galani...Copy !req
65. he's our school psychologist...
to join us.Copy !req
66. He's been keeping
an eye on Anthony,
meeting with his teachers.Copy !req
67. Why don't you pick it up
from there, Doctor.Copy !req
68. Hi.Copy !req
69. In many respects,
Anthony is a normal,
healthy eighth grader.Copy !req
70. Sister Patricia,
his art teacher,Copy !req
71. thinks he shows strong skills
and spatial orientation.Copy !req
72. But the thing is, though, and
it's not just this one incident,Copy !req
73. Anthony sometimes has
trouble following the rules.Copy !req
74. Weighing consequences.Copy !req
75. At times,
doesn't think before he acts.Copy !req
76. And it's thought that
there's a good possibilityCopy !req
77. Anthony could be ADD.Copy !req
78. - ADD?
- I'm sorry.
Attention deficit disorder.Copy !req
79. - I knew it. I always knew
there was something.
- Well, what is it?Copy !req
80. inattention, impulsivity.Copy !req
81. Sometimes, although not always,
hyperactivity.Copy !req
82. Of course, to be sure,
we'll need to give him
a thorough evaluation.Copy !req
83. All he needs
is a whack upside the head.Copy !req
84. If he's got an illness?
It's an illness, right?Copy !req
85. You'd hit somebody who was sick?
You'd hit somebody with polio?Copy !req
86. - You hit Anthony?
- Nobody gets hit in our house.Copy !req
87. Not exactly my idea.
I don't know what
the world's comin' toCopy !req
88. if you can't do a little
tarantella on the kids
every once in a whileCopy !req
89. when they step out of line.Copy !req
90. So what happens now?Copy !req
91. He'll be given
a complete battery of testing.Copy !req
92. Psychological,
behavioral, medical.Copy !req
93. Let me ask you a question.Copy !req
94. These other kids,
you keepin' an eye on them?Copy !req
95. Are you testin' them? The ones
that aren't named Soprano?Copy !req
96. There's no immediate plans
for that.Copy !req
97. We attend every child
at Verbum DeiCopy !req
98. according to his own
special set of circumstances.Copy !req
99. And so what do we,
as the parents, do?Copy !req
100. - Nothin'?
- Oh, no. I mean,
Anthony's misbehaved.Copy !req
101. He should be consequenced.Copy !req
102. It's a crime!Copy !req
103. To suspend that child
from schoolCopy !req
104. with all the money
you give them?Copy !req
105. I bet that gym teacher
shit a brickCopy !req
106. when your little friend
puked on his boots,
huh, Anthony?Copy !req
107. Wanna encourage him,
Uncle Jun'?Copy !req
108. Hey, whatever happened
to "boys will be boys?"Copy !req
109. He stole from the church.
They don't make 'em
any lower than that.Copy !req
110. - What a loser.
- That's enough out of you.Copy !req
111. Oh, his father
was the same way.Copy !req
112. I practically lived
in that vice principal's office.Copy !req
113. Could we not, please?Copy !req
114. Well, you only remember
what you wanna remember.Copy !req
115. Yeah, well,
I must've had another sonCopy !req
116. who stole a car
when he was ten years old.Copy !req
117. Yeah, he could barely see
over the steering wheel.Copy !req
118. He was a hellion,
this one. Him and his
little crew.Copy !req
119. They used to steal lobsters
on the boats down the shoreCopy !req
120. and sell 'em for a buck apiece
down on Bloomfield Avenue.Copy !req
121. - Really?
- How many times do
I gotta say this?Copy !req
122. I don't want that kind of talk
in front of this kid!Copy !req
123. That stuff is wrong,
and I don't condone it!Copy !req
124. - Yeah, sure.
- Who do you think
you're yellin' at?Copy !req
125. - What?
- You stupe.Copy !req
126. - What did you just say?
- I didn't say anything.Copy !req
127. What's he doin' now?
What's goin' on?Copy !req
128. - He yells at me
like a miserabl'.
- Anthony.Copy !req
129. I thought this could
wait till after dinner,Copy !req
130. but your father
and I have talked.Copy !req
131. You are not to play Mario KartCopy !req
132. or go skateboarding
for three weeks. And no TV.Copy !req
133. - No.
- And you are not gonna sit
on that internet either.Copy !req
134. And every day, you're
going to ride your bikeCopy !req
135. over to Green Grove Retirement
Home and visit Grandma.Copy !req
136. - Oh, that'll be nice.
- It's not fair!Copy !req
137. - Some fuckin' day, huh?
- I feel like a bomb went off.Copy !req
138. All the stuff
that doctor was sayin',Copy !req
139. I never saw any of that
in Anthony.Copy !req
140. You never noticed the way
he picks at the tongue
of his tennis shoe?Copy !req
141. Like he can't help himself.Copy !req
142. - If he even has this thing.
- Something's goin' on.Copy !req
143. - Carm.
- Yeah?Copy !req
144. - You think he knows?
- I don't know.Copy !req
145. She knows.Copy !req
146. - Are you...
- Really?Copy !req
147. - What makes you say that?
- Are you in...Copy !req
148. I don't know.Copy !req
149. Things she says.Copy !req
150. You know, she makes remarks,
like this today with him.Copy !req
151. - Are you in the Mafia?
- She talk to you about me?Copy !req
152. Talk to me?Copy !req
153. Did something happen
on that college trip?Copy !req
154. Happen?Copy !req
155. - Like what?
- I don't know.Copy !req
156. She seemed peculiar
when she got back.Copy !req
157. I think pretty soon
we're gonna have to, you know,Copy !req
158. talk to her about the business.Copy !req
159. Yeah, the two of us
should sit down with Meadow,
talk as a family.Copy !req
160. And with him,
they'll give him the tests
and we'll see what's what.Copy !req
161. Right?Copy !req
162. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
163. Maybe I don't wanna admit
there's something wrong
with my kid,Copy !req
164. but this all sounds
like bullshit to me.Copy !req
165. - What do you mean?
- If he's got a disease, why do
they tell me to punish him?Copy !req
166. Doesn't that
sound like bullshit?Copy !req
167. ADD is a controversial subject.Copy !req
168. Is it a disease, or is it
a way for these psychologists
to line their pockets?Copy !req
169. Many children can really benefit
by professional intervention.Copy !req
170. He got in a little trouble.Copy !req
171. So you don't consider
his behavior out of the norm?Copy !req
172. No.Copy !req
173. I don't know.Copy !req
174. What do I know about it?Copy !req
175. What do you mean?Copy !req
176. Oh, I gotta
spell it out for you?Copy !req
177. Do you see his behavior
as a reflection of your own?Copy !req
178. Look, like I said,
maybe I don't wanna admit
there's something wrong,Copy !req
179. but, you know, if he's got
this thing, we'll deal with it.Copy !req
180. If he had polio,
we'd deal with it.Copy !req
181. You pick up the pieces
and you go on from there.Copy !req
182. So that's what we're gonna do.Copy !req
183. Do you have anything else
you wanna say about this?Copy !req
184. Well, last time youCopy !req
185. were telling me that you had
intimate feelings for me.Copy !req
186. But you've not mentioned it.Copy !req
187. Intimate feelings?Copy !req
188. I think I said I was in love.Copy !req
189. How are you doing with it?Copy !req
190. Well...Copy !req
191. I just can't turn off my
feelings 'cause you tell meCopy !req
192. it's a byproduct of therapy.Copy !req
193. I never said you should
turn off your feelings.Copy !req
194. Well, I already
got a girlfriend.Copy !req
195. She's Russian, 24.Copy !req
196. How old are you?Copy !req
197. I find it interesting that
it took you so long to tell me
that you had a girlfriend.Copy !req
198. How are you doing with it?Copy !req
199. Look, I gotta ask you one more
question about my son.Copy !req
200. You think I should go easy
on him now,Copy !req
201. or press him a little harder?Copy !req
202. Well, that's difficult to say.Copy !req
203. You want a raise, maybe,
to figure this out?Copy !req
204. Anthony!Copy !req
205. Anthony Jr., you get up!Copy !req
206. Why? I don't have to go
to school. I'm suspended.Copy !req
207. You are not lying
around in bed all day.Copy !req
208. We're not runnin'
a hotel over here.Copy !req
209. Get up! Have some breakfast!Copy !req
210. I don't wanna.
I'm not hungry.Copy !req
211. What you are gonna do
today is get up and go rake!Copy !req
212. And pull all the leaves
out of the pool filter!Copy !req
213. You're gonna do some
work around here.Copy !req
214. Mom,
where's my gray jacket?Copy !req
215. I left it downstairs.
What'd you do with it?Copy !req
216. Hello?Copy !req
217. Anthony Jr.,
turn off that music!
Your father is sleeping!Copy !req
218. You said I couldn't
watch TV or play Nintendo.Copy !req
219. - What?
- You didn't say
- anything about music.Copy !req
220. Turn it off right now!Copy !req
221. - Why?
- Because I said so,Copy !req
222. and your father is sleeping,
for chrissake!Copy !req
223. Mom, I can't find it.
Where is it?Copy !req
224. Hey, Johnny!
Johnny, come on!Copy !req
225. Uncle Jun', what are you
doin' here so early?Copy !req
226. Hey, Anthony, where's
your old man? He said
he'd be waitin' outside.Copy !req
227. - Want me to go get him?
- Hey. Did you hear
the game last night?Copy !req
228. Joey Pepitone, three RBIs.Copy !req
229. No kidding. My mom
made me go to bed.Copy !req
230. Anthony, why aren't you
on your way to school?
You miss your bus,Copy !req
231. you wanna walk through
the colored neighborhood?Copy !req
232. Junior. Big fancy car.Copy !req
233. We're goin' to my sister's
tonight, and you promised
to bring a pork loin.Copy !req
234. Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. Nonstop.
Don't you get sick of yourself?Copy !req
235. Dad, could you and Uncle Jun'
give me a ride to school?Copy !req
236. Not right now, Tony.
You be good, though.Copy !req
237. Pay attention to what
those teachers tell ya,
ya hear me, Anthony?Copy !req
238. Okay.Copy !req
239. - See ya, Ma.
- Okay. Be good.Copy !req
240. Hey, wait up!Copy !req
241. Shit.Copy !req
242. - Hey, Rocco.
- Come on! Move, move, move,
guys! Move, move, move!Copy !req
243. Hey, John, John, John,
one more day, man!Copy !req
244. Don't make me come
after you, you fuckin'
piece of shit!Copy !req
245. - There's gonna
be a huge payoff!
- I'm gonna fuckin' kill you,Copy !req
246. you piece of shit!Copy !req
247. What do you got?
What do you got?Copy !req
248. What the fuck is this?
What the fuck are you
bringing me here?Copy !req
249. Huh? Who are you
fuckin' with, Rocco?Copy !req
250. Fuck you, motherfucker! Huh?Copy !req
251. - You asshole!
- What are you bringing me here?Copy !req
252. Huh, Rocco? Piece of shit!Copy !req
253. Hey! Come on,
you fuckin' asshole!Copy !req
254. You're up.Copy !req
255. Who can fucking sleep
with all this shit goin' on?Copy !req
256. I was thinkin' about fuckin'
Jefferson Airplane this mornin'.Copy !req
257. How about that? 1967.Copy !req
258. - Made me think about my father.
- What about him?Copy !req
259. First time I ever saw him
whack the shit out of somebody.Copy !req
260. What made you
think about that?Copy !req
261. Something to do
with my son, I think.Copy !req
262. You know,
what's been goin' on.Copy !req
263. Why did your father whack
the shit out of some guy?Copy !req
264. I never saw him
do something like that.Copy !req
265. I mean, he used to whack us kids
around a little bit.Copy !req
266. Really?Copy !req
267. Yeah, the belt was his
favorite child development tool.Copy !req
268. - Hm.
- This was different, though.Copy !req
269. You could tell he
knew what he was doin'.Copy !req
270. How did you feel
about your father after that?Copy !req
271. I didn't want him
to do it to me.Copy !req
272. - Seriously.
- What do you want me to say?Copy !req
273. Just glad he wasn't a fag.Copy !req
274. How did you
and your father get along?Copy !req
275. Good. He was a good guy,
my father.Copy !req
276. Everybody liked him.
He knew how to have a good time.Copy !req
277. He loved shellfish,
clams, oysters.Copy !req
278. Taught us kids how to eat 'em.
You put a little Worcester
on there, you know.Copy !req
279. You suck 'em down.Copy !req
280. It's good.Copy !req
281. My mother never
ate anything raw.Copy !req
282. But he wasn't around much.Copy !req
283. What did he do for a living?Copy !req
284. Retail meat and provisions.Copy !req
285. And a little numbers.
Extortion, loan sharkin'.Copy !req
286. - How did you feel about that?
- How did I feel?Copy !req
287. About your father being engaged
in illegal activities?Copy !req
288. Well... you know,
I never really knew about it.Copy !req
289. - When did you find out?
- Who remembers?Copy !req
290. But you thought
of that incident this morning.Copy !req
291. Are you concerned that your son
is going to find out about you?Copy !req
292. Don't start talkin' to me
about legitimate business.Copy !req
293. What about chemical companies?Copy !req
294. Dumpin' all that shit
into the rivers, and they got
all these deformed babiesCopy !req
295. poppin' up all over the place.Copy !req
296. Does he know anything?Copy !req
297. I don't know.Copy !req
298. - Has he asked you?
- No.Copy !req
299. - How are you gonna handle that?
- I don't know.Copy !req
300. Did you ever talk
to your father about it?Copy !req
301. What, are you kiddin'?Copy !req
302. No kiddin', Tony.
That doesn't sound like Anthony.Copy !req
303. Yesterday, he's a little boy.
Today, I gotta worry about him.Copy !req
304. - Teenagers.
- Yeah. My daughter's
been givin' meCopy !req
305. all this feminist shit
about this place.Copy !req
306. How it objectifies women.
You know, shit like that.Copy !req
307. These girls are pullin'
down $1500 a week.Copy !req
308. This bears no weight
with the principessa.Copy !req
309. Well, Meadow was one thing,
but this is my son.Copy !req
310. Boys are different from girls.Copy !req
311. Pussy... Kevin and Matt,
they ever ask you about
this thing of ours?Copy !req
312. I lied through my teeth,
but they knew.Copy !req
313. Fuckin' nitwits.
They love me anyway.Copy !req
314. It's hard to raise kids
in an information age.Copy !req
315. You know, to protect them.Copy !req
316. - Hey.
- Hey, what's up?Copy !req
317. Who's got an anniversary
or special occasion?Copy !req
318. Ooh! What are these, antiques?Copy !req
319. I was pickin' up
the Chinaman's vig,Copy !req
320. and the Fed-fuckin'-Ex van
was wide open.Copy !req
321. Guy went in for a burger
or some shit.Copy !req
322. No shit? FedEx. They're usually
pretty careful with those.Copy !req
323. - You did this
in broad daylight?
- Nobody saw me.Copy !req
324. That's interstate commerce,
you fuckin' mamaluke.Copy !req
325. You wanna spend eight years
in prison for a stupid stunt
like that, you be my guest.Copy !req
326. I take a lickin',
but keep on tickin'.Copy !req
327. I'm gettin'
the fuck outta here.Copy !req
328. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
329. - What's with his ass?
- He's got a lot on his mind.Copy !req
330. And what do you think is
going on in this one, Anthony?Copy !req
331. I don't know. How many
more of these are left?Copy !req
332. The quicker you answer,
the faster we'll be done.Copy !req
333. Whatever pops into your mind.Copy !req
334. - 'Cause there's no guy?
- Okay, good.Copy !req
335. - Where do you think he is?
- Out buying food for the horse?Copy !req
336. Anything else?Copy !req
337. Watching TV, maybe?Copy !req
338. Maybe he's
watching South Park.Copy !req
339. Number one was supposed
to be on tonight,Copy !req
340. the one where Cartman
gets abducted by aliens,Copy !req
341. and they give him an anal probe,
and it makes him fart fire.Copy !req
342. You're home.Copy !req
343. You know, if it's bad, the ADD,
they put Anthony in Special Ed?Copy !req
344. Doctors say that?Copy !req
345. No, the doctors
don't know anything yet.Copy !req
346. They just started
the testing this afternoon.Copy !req
347. I just picked up
these books at the mall.Copy !req
348. - Help Me to Help my Child?
- Listen to this.Copy !req
349. "Approximately 50 percent of
children diagnosed with ADDCopy !req
350. receive help
from Special Education
teachers in their school."Copy !req
351. Carmela, we don't even
know that's what he's got.Copy !req
352. You're right.
Let's just be ignorant.Copy !req
353. Why worry about anything now?Copy !req
354. You blame me, don't you?Copy !req
355. Who said anything about that?Copy !req
356. No, go ahead. You blame me.Copy !req
357. I blame myself.Copy !req
358. - For what?
- For what?Copy !req
359. For stayin' with me?Copy !req
360. I have two eyes.Copy !req
361. Oh. And who do
we blame our daughter on?Copy !req
362. Straight- "A" student,
National Honor Society,Copy !req
363. featured soloist
in the choir.Copy !req
364. Yeah, this isn't
goin' anywhere.Copy !req
365. Like father, like son, right?Copy !req
366. What about Daddy's
little girl?Copy !req
367. What about you?
You and your Uncle Lenny,
that ubatz.Copy !req
368. My son's got that
in his gene pool.
Do I blame you for that?Copy !req
369. If it helps you.Copy !req
370. Hi, Grandma.Copy !req
371. Well, look who's here.Copy !req
372. - Oh, look at that little face.
- Ow!Copy !req
373. Ooh. Pearl,
meet my grandson.Copy !req
374. This is your grandson?Copy !req
375. He rode his bike all the way
over to visit his grandma.Copy !req
376. - How do you like that?
- How come he's not in school?Copy !req
377. - Because he was a bad boy.
- Ow!Copy !req
378. - Yes, he was. That's why.
- Oh, he's a big one!Copy !req
379. She had a stroke.Copy !req
380. Now half her brain
is gone.Copy !req
381. - Whoa.
- So, what shall we do?Copy !req
382. What shall we do?Copy !req
383. Let's see. Ah.
Let's play Scrabble.Copy !req
384. You'd be surprised
how good your grandmother is.Copy !req
385. I don't think so, Gram.
I'm kinda wiped.Copy !req
386. Oh, you're
a 13-year-old boy.Copy !req
387. You're too young
to be so tired.Copy !req
388. They sent me
to a psychiatrist all morning.Copy !req
389. I took, like,
a million tests.Copy !req
390. A psychiatrist?Copy !req
391. Yeah, you know, 'cause
I got suspended and everything.Copy !req
392. They sent you
to a psychiatrist?Copy !req
393. Yeah.Copy !req
394. But that's crazy.
That's all nonsense.Copy !req
395. That's nothin' but a...
a racket for the Jews!Copy !req
396. - Dad goes.
- He does not.Copy !req
397. - Yes, he does.
- He does not.Copy !req
398. - Yes, he does.
- To a psychiatrist?Copy !req
399. - Yeah.
- He does not.Copy !req
400. - He does too.
- But why do you say that?
That's ridiculous.Copy !req
401. Because it's true. I heard him
and Mom talkin' about it.Copy !req
402. What does he need
a psychiatrist for?Copy !req
403. Is it okay if I take
that pear, Grandma?Copy !req
404. He goes to talk
about his mother.Copy !req
405. That's what he's doing.Copy !req
406. He talks about me,
he complains.Copy !req
407. "She didn't do this.
She did that."Copy !req
408. Yeah.Copy !req
409. Oh, I gave
my life to my children
on a silver platter.Copy !req
410. And this
is how he repays me?Copy !req
411. - Dad, what's that noise?
- Noise?Copy !req
412. It's a flat tire. I asked you
to clean those nailsCopy !req
413. out of the driveway,
didn't I?Copy !req
414. I was prayin'
for somethin' like this.Copy !req
415. I spent too much money
on braces for two yearsCopy !req
416. not to take you
to the dentist now.Copy !req
417. Yeah, maybe we should
call the Auto Club.Copy !req
418. We change tires at our house.Copy !req
419. Watch and learn.Copy !req
420. Yesterday, with the
psychologist, how'd that go?Copy !req
421. Okay.Copy !req
422. Yeah? What'd you guys do?Copy !req
423. He made me look at these,
like, pictures and stuff,Copy !req
424. and then I had to say
something about them.Copy !req
425. Well, what'd you talk about?
Anything interesting?Copy !req
426. That's kind of between me
and my therapist.Copy !req
427. You know, he told me
I didn't have to say anything
if I didn't want to.Copy !req
428. That's what we pay extra for
at that school?Copy !req
429. Anthony, the other night
at dinner, you made a remark.Copy !req
430. - No, I didn't.
- Yeah, you did.Copy !req
431. Don't worry about it.
I'm not mad. I just need
to know what you meant by it.Copy !req
432. I didn't mean anything.Copy !req
433. Come on.Copy !req
434. Some kids at school
said some stuff.Copy !req
435. What'd they say?Copy !req
436. That you were in the Mafia.Copy !req
437. And what do you think?Copy !req
438. I don't know.Copy !req
439. There were all those guys
at Uncle Jackie's funeral,Copy !req
440. and those other guys writing
down license plate numbers
and taking pictures.Copy !req
441. Those were feds, right?
Just like in Godfather I.Copy !req
442. Uncle Jackie's funeral.
Right.Copy !req
443. And then I was on the web,
and I found this page
with Uncle Jackie on it.Copy !req
444. It said he ran some union
that ripped off these
pension things or something.Copy !req
445. Uncle Jackie was
a complicated man.Copy !req
446. But you loved him, right?Copy !req
447. Yeah.Copy !req
448. You didn't see me
on that web thing, did ya?Copy !req
449. No.Copy !req
450. That's right.Copy !req
451. All right, come on, googoots.
Give me a hand with this thing,Copy !req
452. so we can get the algae
scraped off your teeth.Copy !req
453. I'm goin' crazy
with this shit.Copy !req
454. What he knows,
what he doesn't know.Copy !req
455. He's gonna find out eventually.
What difference does it make?Copy !req
456. Me, my father.
It's probably in
the genes, right?Copy !req
457. You know, this ADD thing.Copy !req
458. It's probably all genetical.Copy !req
459. But what about Pussy?Copy !req
460. He's an acquaintance of mine.Copy !req
461. This guy is a stone gangster,
and he's got three kids,Copy !req
462. one who graduated and two
who are going to Villanova.Copy !req
463. - How do you account for that?
- Then you got Leopold and Loeb.Copy !req
464. They cornhole
and murder this kid for fun,Copy !req
465. and their father
was a successful businessman,
a fuckin' millionaire.Copy !req
466. Do you hold your father
responsible for what
you've become?Copy !req
467. Yeah, sometimes I think about
what life would've been likeCopy !req
468. if my father hadn't gotten
mixed up in the things
he got mixed up in.Copy !req
469. How life would've
been different.Copy !req
470. Maybe I'd be
sellin' patio furnitureCopy !req
471. in San Diego or whatever.Copy !req
472. We were talking last time
about how you feltCopy !req
473. when you became aware
of your father's criminal life.Copy !req
474. Do you have any more
thoughts on that?Copy !req
475. When you first started therapy,Copy !req
476. you said that you had this
dream about those ducks.Copy !req
477. They flew away with your penis.
It was a bad omen.Copy !req
478. That something was going
to happen in your family.Copy !req
479. Is this the terrible thing?Copy !req
480. Look, if you know somethin',
please, quit fuckin' around.Copy !req
481. I think it's important
to remember.Copy !req
482. You said you liked
the History Channel.Copy !req
483. He who doesn't understand
history is doomed to repeat it.Copy !req
484. Let's talk about your father.Copy !req
485. My father.Copy !req
486. Heads up!Copy !req
487. - Why are you smiling?
- Just thinkin' about my uncle.Copy !req
488. He used to throw
the ball with me.Copy !req
489. The one with whom
you have all the static?Copy !req
490. Yeah. Uncle Jun'.Copy !req
491. He was always practicin'
his curveball outside,
in front of the house.Copy !req
492. I was probably
about eight or nine.Copy !req
493. Then my sister came out.Copy !req
494. The one who lives
in California?Copy !req
495. Yeah. Janice.Copy !req
496. How does she feel
about your parents?Copy !req
497. Who gives a fuck
what she thinks?Copy !req
498. She calls herself Vishnamatha
or somethin'.Copy !req
499. Soprano isn't good enough for
her. Fuckin' wannabe dothead.Copy !req
500. Why were you thinking
of your uncle?Copy !req
501. I don't know.Copy !req
502. What are you doing?Copy !req
503. - I'm getting in the car.
- Why?Copy !req
504. - Where are you going?
- Someplace.Copy !req
505. Dad, where are you going?
Can I come too?Copy !req
506. No, your mother
wants you to help her get the
screens down to the basement.Copy !req
507. No, I wanna go with you guys.Copy !req
508. - He said no.
- Janice.Copy !req
509. Neither one of you's
will be goin', you talk
to your brother like that.Copy !req
510. Go on.Copy !req
511. My mother was inside, cookin'
the meat for the gravy.Copy !req
512. You know, the red lead...
pork bones and veal.Copy !req
513. - It was a Sunday.
- But you said...Copy !req
514. I said we'd see. What's
the matter with that child?Copy !req
515. - She won't eat.
- Please, you won't
have to give me anythingCopy !req
516. for Christmas
if you get me this.Copy !req
517. And you won't have to tell me
to take the garbage out.Copy !req
518. I'm not supposed to have to tell
you to take the garbage out!Copy !req
519. Then why can't I have this?
It isn't fair!Copy !req
520. I don't wanna hear about that
stupid electric organ anymore!Copy !req
521. - It's not stupid. It's fun.
- I said enough!Copy !req
522. He won't give me
a moment's peace.Copy !req
523. If Janice wanted it,
she'd get it.Copy !req
524. Janice always
gets everything she wants.Copy !req
525. Where were they going today?
I don't know why I couldn't go.Copy !req
526. That's because your sister
does as she's told.Copy !req
527. Oh, that's right. I forgot.
Janice never does
anything wrong.Copy !req
528. - She's just perfect, perfect.
- You're driving me crazy!Copy !req
529. No, I'm not.Copy !req
530. She said what?Copy !req
531. She was high-strung,
my mother. Very dramatic.Copy !req
532. Every night to her
is a night at the opera.Copy !req
533. I could stick this fork
in your eye!Copy !req
534. She wasn't gonna do it.Copy !req
535. Holy shit. That's why
I'm rememberin' all this.Copy !req
536. On account
of where they were goin'.Copy !req
537. Where were they going?Copy !req
538. I found out
a couple Sundays later.Copy !req
539. The toll now stands
at 11 dead and 600 wounded,Copy !req
540. as well as hundreds
of businesses set ablaze...Copy !req
541. Mom, I'm going to the CYO
to play ball.Copy !req
542. Take a bat with you.
Look what they're doin'
on Springfield Avenue.Copy !req
543. Looting
and sniper fire along
Springfield Avenue continueCopy !req
544. with Mayor Hugh Addonizio
now placing the blame
on outside agitators.Copy !req
545. - Come on, Dad! Let's go!
- I'm comin', I'm comin'.Copy !req
546. Janice, keep your sticky
fingers off the car.Copy !req
547. I just waxed the damn thing.Copy !req
548. - Can I steer?
- Maybe on the way home, honey.Copy !req
549. Here we are.Copy !req
550. Come on.Copy !req
551. Uncle Jun'?Copy !req
552. My heart was broken.Copy !req
553. You felt your father
was showing favoritism.Copy !req
554. I still remember that feeling
in the pit of my stomach.Copy !req
555. Did you confront them?Copy !req
556. Have you been listenin'
to what I've been sayin'?Copy !req
557. Kids don't confront
in my family.Copy !req
558. But how does this pertain
to the situation with your son?Copy !req
559. 'Cause this amusement park
was where I found outCopy !req
560. that my father wasn't
like other fathers.Copy !req
561. I took the bus this time.Copy !req
562. It was three transfers
from Newark.Copy !req
563. I had this candy bar
in my pocket.Copy !req
564. It had sand or lint
or somethin' on it.Copy !req
565. Hey, what you doin'?
Where you spittin'?Copy !req
566. What do you mean?
I ain't doin' nothin'.Copy !req
567. Yes, you did. You threw
that wrapper on the floor.Copy !req
568. - Pick it up!
- Leave me alone!Copy !req
569. Come back here!
You're gonna pick it up!Copy !req
570. - What in the world?
- I don't know!Copy !req
571. Move, move!Copy !req
572. - There he is!
- Stop or I'll shoot!Copy !req
573. You're under arrest!Copy !req
574. Stop!Copy !req
575. - You're under arrest!
- All right, don't move.Copy !req
576. - Give me your hands!
- Guy's name
- was Chicky Sasso,Copy !req
577. my father's cousin
on his mother's side.Copy !req
578. Got out of Vietnam
on account of the cops
blew his knee cap off.Copy !req
579. What the fuck's
the matter with you cops?Copy !req
580. Can't bring your kid
to an amusement park no more?Copy !req
581. Daddy! Daddy!Copy !req
582. It's okay, baby.
It's okay, honey.Copy !req
583. You go home to Mommy,
sweetheart.Copy !req
584. - It's gonna be all right.
- Vaffangul'!Copy !req
585. Why don't you go
lock up the moulinyans?Copy !req
586. They're the ones
that are burnin' down Newark.Copy !req
587. I wanna call my lawyer.
I'm not sayin' shit to you guys.Copy !req
588. That's
Johnny Boy Soprano!Copy !req
589. Whoa! Asshole!
You're hurtin' my wrist!Copy !req
590. Get the fuck in there,
Clarabell.Copy !req
591. He was usin'
my sister Janice as a front.Copy !req
592. All the guys
brought their daughtersCopy !req
593. so that when they did
their business it looked
sweet and innocent.Copy !req
594. That must have been devastating.Copy !req
595. Nah, it turned out it
was no big deal.Copy !req
596. To see your father handcuffed,
being led away by the police?Copy !req
597. Well, at the time, I thought
my head was gonna explode.Copy !req
598. He looked... helpless.Copy !req
599. But when I got home, my mother
had a different perspective,Copy !req
600. which made me feel better.Copy !req
601. So in her pain,
she reached out to you.Copy !req
602. That's one way to put it.Copy !req
603. Your father may not be home
for dinner tonight.Copy !req
604. - Go wash up.
- I know.Copy !req
605. - What do you know?
- I saw him gettin' arrested.Copy !req
606. - What did he do?
- He didn't do anything. They
just pick on the Italians.Copy !req
607. Still, in my heart,
I knew my father was
no freedom fighter.Copy !req
608. - So he went to jail?
- No, he came home
in a couple of hours.Copy !req
609. We were watchin' Ed Sullivan.Copy !req
610. - Hey! Livia!
- Daddy!Copy !req
611. Look who's home!Copy !req
612. - What happened?
- What happened?Copy !req
613. I stopped at Nasto's,
got you some cherry vanilla.Copy !req
614. That didn't take long.
You must be in good
with the uppity-ups.Copy !req
615. Yeah. Let this be
a lesson to youse.Copy !req
616. Those stupid cops,
they went to the wrong place,
arrested the wrong guys.Copy !req
617. How's my little girl?
You all right, sweetheart?Copy !req
618. - I'm okay.
- Good.Copy !req
619. Johnny Boy!
Hey, Johnny Boy! Hey!Copy !req
620. Good for you, Johnny!Copy !req
621. Show those fuckin' sons
of bitches.Copy !req
622. What's up, Rocco?Copy !req
623. So... everything okay here?Copy !req
624. I don't understand.
The man your father beat upCopy !req
625. was the same one who
was congratulating him?Copy !req
626. Yeah, one of 'em.
Rocco Alatore.Copy !req
627. Why did they
arrest your father?Copy !req
628. He was in violation
of his parole.Copy !req
629. "Association
with known undesirables."Copy !req
630. But nothin' ever
happened about it.Copy !req
631. - It just kinda went away.
- He'd been in prison?Copy !req
632. Yeah, he was away
when I was a little kid,Copy !req
633. but they told me he was
in Montana bein' a cowboy.Copy !req
634. What?Copy !req
635. - My son is doomed, right?
- Why do you say that?Copy !req
636. Come on. This is the part
where I'm supposed to tell youCopy !req
637. how terrible my father was and
the terrible things he did to meCopy !req
638. and how he ruined my life.Copy !req
639. But I'll tell you somethin'.Copy !req
640. I was proud to be
Johnny Soprano's kid.Copy !req
641. When he beat the shit out of
that guy, I went to the class,Copy !req
642. I told 'em
how tough my father was.Copy !req
643. Do you think that's
how your son feels about you?Copy !req
644. Yeah, probably. And I'm glad.Copy !req
645. I'm glad if he's proud of me.
But that's the bind I'm in,Copy !req
646. 'cause I don't want him
to be like me.Copy !req
647. He can be anything
he wants to be.Copy !req
648. He could be like this guy
I knew in high school.Copy !req
649. His grandfather invented
these little ties that go
on the end of salamis.Copy !req
650. He made millions of dollars
just sittin' on his ass.Copy !req
651. Have you communicated
any of this to your son?Copy !req
652. Not in so many words.Copy !req
653. Probably not at all.Copy !req
654. And what difference would it
make? You said so yourself.Copy !req
655. It's in the blood.
It's hereditary.Copy !req
656. Genetic predispositions
are only that, predispositions.Copy !req
657. It's not a destiny
written in stone.Copy !req
658. People have choices.Copy !req
659. She finally offers an opinion.Copy !req
660. Well, they do.Copy !req
661. You think that everything
that happens is preordained?Copy !req
662. You don't think that human
beings possess free will?Copy !req
663. How come I'm not
makin' fuckin' pots in Peru?Copy !req
664. You're born to this shit.
You are what you are.Copy !req
665. Within that,
there's a range of choices.Copy !req
666. This is America.Copy !req
667. Right. America.Copy !req
668. So, Livia,
what do you think? Huh?Copy !req
669. Okies and misfits.
That's who goes there, losers.Copy !req
670. - The Beverly Hillbillies.
- So now Rocco Alatore's
a loser?Copy !req
671. I know I've had to rough
Rocco up because of money,Copy !req
672. but the guy's got
a fuckin' brain.Copy !req
673. He's gonna open
a new book out there.Copy !req
674. And after that gets up, we get
a little cash flow goin'...Copy !req
675. Oh, Mr. Cash Flow.
Big businessman now.Copy !req
676. Well, what do you
know about it?Copy !req
677. You're scared
of your own shadow.Copy !req
678. Reno is growin' by leaps
and bounds, Livia.Copy !req
679. It's a chance to get
in on the ground floor!Copy !req
680. After Rocco gets a book up,Copy !req
681. he's gonna open
a new supper club.Copy !req
682. - He wants me to run it.
- A supper club.Copy !req
683. - Are you drunk?
- Jesus Christ Almighty!Copy !req
684. Fuckin' albacore
around my neck!Copy !req
685. Every time I try
to do somethin'!Copy !req
686. Me and the kids
will go without ya!Copy !req
687. They are not goin' anywhere!Copy !req
688. I'd rather smother
them with a pillow
than take them to Nevada!Copy !req
689. Always with the drama!Copy !req
690. Livia. Here you are.Copy !req
691. Oh, Junior.
You scared me to death.Copy !req
692. I can't stay, but I didn't
wanna let another day go by.Copy !req
693. Business headaches
like you wouldn't believe.Copy !req
694. Oh, yeah, yeah.
You and the other one,
with all your headaches.Copy !req
695. Who, Tony? You shouldn't
be so hard on him.Copy !req
696. He's got a lot to learn,
granted,Copy !req
697. but he's headed
in the right direction.Copy !req
698. Where to?Copy !req
699. Overbrook State Mental Hospital?Copy !req
700. What?Copy !req
701. Hey, Uncle Jun'. How ya doin'?Copy !req
702. Hey.Copy !req
703. He's keeping his hair.Copy !req
704. You see what a good boy,
he comes to visit his mother.Copy !req
705. My son's staying
for dinner, Junior.Copy !req
706. I don't suppose
you have time.Copy !req
707. Ah, you two wanna
visit each other.Copy !req
708. Yeah, Junior's
very busy these daysCopy !req
709. with his headaches.Copy !req
710. Not too busy to shoot
the shit with you, Tony.Copy !req
711. We gotta try
and catch a ball game.Copy !req
712. Yeah, you got my number.
All right.Copy !req
713. That man is so full of himselfCopy !req
714. since becoming caporegime.Copy !req
715. He makes me sick.Copy !req
716. You remember
the Alatores, Ma?Copy !req
717. Oh, why wouldn't I?
You know, they moved to Nevada.Copy !req
718. They're billionaires now.Copy !req
719. Oh, that Rocco Alatore,
he was a real go-getter.Copy !req
720. - Didn't Dad wanna go with him?
- Your father? No.Copy !req
721. Yeah, he did. I remember
you guys talkin' about it.Copy !req
722. Alatore was gonna
start a business. Dad was gonna
do a little thing with him.Copy !req
723. Oh, well, Rocco just got him
all worked up, that's all.Copy !req
724. What is this
with all these questions?Copy !req
725. Dad wanted to go with him.
You wouldn't let him.Copy !req
726. - Let him?
- Mmm.Copy !req
727. What do you mean?
You just tell me one timeCopy !req
728. your father didn't
do exactly as he wanted.Copy !req
729. I don't know.Copy !req
730. Maybe this was
his chance to get out.Copy !req
731. Dad was no choir boy,
but maybe with a little
bit of support, you know?Copy !req
732. Oh, Mr. Sensitive now.Copy !req
733. Well, if it bothers you,
maybe you better talk
to a psychiatrist.Copy !req
734. Whoa. What are you talkin'
about, a psychiatrist?Copy !req
735. Well, that's what people do
when they're lookin'Copy !req
736. for somebody to blame
for their life, isn't it?Copy !req
737. You're a real stone player,
aren't you, Ma?Copy !req
738. You threatened
to smother his children.Copy !req
739. What does that mean?Copy !req
740. You know, everybody thought
Dad was the ruthless one,Copy !req
741. but I gotta hand it to you.Copy !req
742. If you'd been born
after those feminists,Copy !req
743. you woulda been
the real gangster.Copy !req
744. I don't know
what you're talkin' about.Copy !req
745. Hi. Hi, please, sit.Copy !req
746. I know you're
probably eager to hear
the results of our testing.Copy !req
747. How's Anthony doing?Copy !req
748. Uh, good, I think.
Don't you think so, Tony?Copy !req
749. - Yeah, I think so.
- Okay. Well, good.Copy !req
750. Let's get to it.Copy !req
751. The good news is no evidence
of learning disability.Copy !req
752. Cognitive function,
verbal and nonverbal,
intelligence testing,Copy !req
753. arithmetic and reading
evaluation all within
the normal range.Copy !req
754. Oh, thank goodness.Copy !req
755. Got a clean bill of health
from his pediatrician.Copy !req
756. No soft sign
on the neurological either.Copy !req
757. All right, well,
that's all the good news.Copy !req
758. Now, why don't you
tell us the bad news.Copy !req
759. Well, as to
whether Anthony has ADD,Copy !req
760. the results were interesting.Copy !req
761. The APA standard
is for the subject to manifestCopy !req
762. six out of nine
possible symptoms of ADD.Copy !req
763. In testing, Anthony manifested
five of those symptoms.Copy !req
764. Five? Really?Copy !req
765. He often has difficulty
awaiting his turn,Copy !req
766. is often, quote-unquote,
"on the go,"Copy !req
767. or acts as if driven by a motor,Copy !req
768. often interrupts
or intrudes on others,Copy !req
769. and often fidgets
with hands or feet.Copy !req
770. He fidgets with hands or feet?Copy !req
771. That's right.Copy !req
772. - You mean, like, he fidgets?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
773. And that's a sickness,
the fidget?Copy !req
774. Mr. Soprano, it's one
of nine possible symptoms.Copy !req
775. What constitutes a fidget?Copy !req
776. - Tony...
- No, no.Copy !req
777. What constitutes a fidget?Copy !req
778. I mean, so what if he fidgets?
He's in school.Copy !req
779. Who doesn't fidget in school?
And he doesn't wait his turn?Copy !req
780. The kid's in puberty.
He gets a hard-on every
ten minutes, for chrissake.Copy !req
781. - Anthony is a borderline case.
- Hold it. He's not a case.Copy !req
782. He's a 13-year-old boy.
That's the trouble
with you people.Copy !req
783. Every time you see a problem,
you turn it into a disease.Copy !req
784. He's a kid who made a mistake,
and he's gonna pay for it.Copy !req
785. But he's gonna be fine.
Come on.Copy !req
786. Frankly, I think he's right.Copy !req
787. And I don't think
we should have to pay
for this testing either.Copy !req
788. To oppose
this massive force
bearing down on Midway,Copy !req
789. Admiral Nimitz
had no battleships
in shape for the fight.Copy !req
790. However, he had the carriers
Yorktown, Enterprise
and Hornet.Copy !req
791. This might prove
to be the trump card.Copy !req
792. You studying?Copy !req
793. Government.Copy !req
794. It's not the end
of the world, Anth.Copy !req
795. I'm depressed.Copy !req
796. You're not depressed.Copy !req
797. You're sad and you're angry
'cause you did somethin' stupid,Copy !req
798. and you got grounded,
and you can't watch TVCopy !req
799. or play on your fuckin' computer
for two and a half weeks.Copy !req
800. It's gonna stay like that.Copy !req
801. It isn't fair.Copy !req
802. Got that right.Copy !req
803. - What are you doin'?
- What's it look like?Copy !req
804. - Can I have one too?
- This one's yours.Copy !req
805. Gonna need sprinkles.Copy !req
806. Okay.Copy !req
807. - You want nuts?
- Yeah.Copy !req
808. M&Ms?Copy !req
809. Pretty good.Copy !req