1. Here, take a swig.Copy !req
2. And don't backwash.Copy !req
3. Shit! Don't break it.Copy !req
4. It's time for the nuns' rosary.Copy !req
5. - This is 8th-grade history.
- Stealing the sacramental wine?Copy !req
6. It's not sacramental
till they bless it.Copy !req
7. - All clear!
- Are you gonna confess this?Copy !req
8. I'll tell them I stole something,
not what.Copy !req
9. Go! Form it up!
Form it up, let's go, boys.Copy !req
10. Hustle, hustle, hustle!Copy !req
11. There we go, straight lines.
Straight lines.Copy !req
12. There you go.Copy !req
13. Soprano, DiCarlucci, shake a leg.Copy !req
14. Jumping jacks.
Ten of them, count them down.Copy !req
15. DiCarlucci, Barber, Soprano,
let's go! Sync up!Copy !req
16. What's so funny? Care to share?Copy !req
17. Sorry, Mr. Meskimmin.Copy !req
18. Okay, kick-outs, boys!Copy !req
19. Floor! Kick!Copy !req
20. Return! Up!Copy !req
21. I'm dizzier than shit!Copy !req
22. Kick! Return! Up!Copy !req
23. Fuck, here he comes.Copy !req
24. Whoa, floor, kick, turn, up!Copy !req
25. What's going on here?Copy !req
26. Come on, stand up, on your feet,
let's go.Copy !req
27. - Man!
- I don't feel so good.Copy !req
28. I don't want any excuses.Copy !req
29. Mr. Meskimmin, I gotta go
to the bathroom.Copy !req
30. Is that alcohol on your breath?Copy !req
31. Hey, how's the boy?Copy !req
32. How am I? I got dust up the crack
of my ass, and I'm starving to death.Copy !req
33. You're doing an excellent job.
Take pleasure in that.Copy !req
34. He's been ragging in my ear all day.
I'd like to kill him. Hear that, prick?Copy !req
35. Get him out of here.
Just get him the hell out of here.Copy !req
36. - Is there a problem?
- You made your point.Copy !req
37. - I made my point.
- You made your point.Copy !req
38. - What point?
- Enough with work stoppage.Copy !req
39. This union safety official stays until
he deems this place is free of hazard.Copy !req
40. - I have the money.
- You do?Copy !req
41. Christopher, see if he's paid up
his union dues...Copy !req
42. I'll get your money, okay?Copy !req
43. We shall return.Copy !req
44. Halle-fucking-lujah!Copy !req
45. Give me your cell.
I gotta call Carmela.Copy !req
46. You sure it was them?Copy !req
47. They were drunk in gym class. Byron
Barber vomited all over the teacher.Copy !req
48. I spat it out.Copy !req
49. - Anthony.
- You're gonna lie to me now?Copy !req
50. He's sorry, Father Hagy.
He'll be sorrier when he gets home.Copy !req
51. Anthony, why don't you wait outside?Copy !req
52. He's suspended for three days.Copy !req
53. Let me pay for the wine.Copy !req
54. This isn't just
a crime against property...Copy !req
55. it's an affront
to our holy sacristy.Copy !req
56. I've asked Dr. Galani,
our school psychologist, to join us.Copy !req
57. He's been keeping an eye on Anthony.
Meeting with his teachers.Copy !req
58. Why don't you pick it up
from there, doctor?Copy !req
59. In many respects, Anthony is
a normal, healthy 8th-grader.Copy !req
60. Sister Patricia, his art teacher...Copy !req
61. thinks he shows strong skills
in spatial orientation.Copy !req
62. But the thing is, and it's not
just this one incident...Copy !req
63. Anthony sometimes has trouble
following the rules...Copy !req
64. weighing consequences.Copy !req
65. At times, doesn't think
before he acts.Copy !req
66. And...Copy !req
67. it's thought that there's a good
possibility Anthony could be ADD.Copy !req
68. ADD?Copy !req
69. - Attention deficit disorder.
- I knew it.Copy !req
70. - I knew there was something.
- What is it?Copy !req
71. It's an aggregate of symptoms.Copy !req
72. Inattention, impulsivity...Copy !req
73. sometimes, although not always,
hyperactivity.Copy !req
74. To be sure, we'll give him
a thorough evaluation.Copy !req
75. He needs a whack upside the head.Copy !req
76. If he's got an illness?
It's an illness, right?Copy !req
77. You'd hit somebody who's sick?
You'd hit somebody with polio?Copy !req
78. You hit Anthony?Copy !req
79. Nobody gets hit in our house.
Not exactly my idea.Copy !req
80. What's happening if you can't
do a little tarantella on the kids...Copy !req
81. when they step out of line?Copy !req
82. So what happens now?Copy !req
83. He'll be given a complete battery
of testing.Copy !req
84. Psychological, behavioral, medical.Copy !req
85. Let me ask you a question.Copy !req
86. These other kids,
you keeping an eye on them?Copy !req
87. Are you testing them?
The ones that aren't named Soprano?Copy !req
88. There's no immediate plans for that.Copy !req
89. We attend to every child at Verbum Dei
according to his own circumstances.Copy !req
90. And so what do we,
as the parents, do?Copy !req
91. Nothing?Copy !req
92. Oh, no, I mean, Anthony's misbehaved.
He should be consequenced.Copy !req
93. It's a crime!Copy !req
94. To suspend that child from school
with all the money you give them?Copy !req
95. That gym teacher shit a brick when your
friend puked on his boots, huh, Anthony?Copy !req
96. Want to encourage him?Copy !req
97. Whatever happened
to "boys will be boys"?Copy !req
98. He stole from the church.
They don't make them any lower.Copy !req
99. - What a loser.
- That's enough out of you.Copy !req
100. Oh, his father was the same way.Copy !req
101. I practically lived
in that vice principal's office.Copy !req
102. Could we not, please?Copy !req
103. You only remember
what you want to remember.Copy !req
104. Yeah, well, I must've had
another son...Copy !req
105. who stole a car when he was
10 years old.Copy !req
106. He could barely see over the wheel.Copy !req
107. He was a hellion.
Him and his little crew...Copy !req
108. they stole lobsters on the boats...Copy !req
109. and sold them for a buck
on Bloomfield Avenue.Copy !req
110. Really?Copy !req
111. How many times must I say it?
I don't want that talk in front of him.Copy !req
112. That is wrong, and I don't condone it!Copy !req
113. Yeah. Sure.Copy !req
114. - Who are you yelling at?
- What?Copy !req
115. You stupe.Copy !req
116. - What did you say?
- I didn't say anything.Copy !req
117. What's he doing now? What's going on?Copy !req
118. - He yells at me—
- Anthony.Copy !req
119. I thought this could wait till after dinner,
but your father and I have talked.Copy !req
120. You are not to play Mario Cart
or go skateboarding for three weeks.Copy !req
121. And no TV.Copy !req
122. You won't sit on that Internet.Copy !req
123. And every day, you'll ride your bike
to go visit Grandma.Copy !req
124. Oh, that'll be nice.Copy !req
125. It's not fair!Copy !req
126. - Some fucking day, huh?
- I feel like a bomb went off.Copy !req
127. You know that stuff the doctor said?
I never saw any of that in Anthony.Copy !req
128. You never notice how he picks
at the tongue of his shoe?Copy !req
129. Like he can't help himself.Copy !req
130. If he even has this thing.Copy !req
131. Something's going on.Copy !req
132. - Carm?
- Yep?Copy !req
133. - Do you think he knows?
- I don't know.Copy !req
134. She knows.Copy !req
135. - Are you—?
- Really?Copy !req
136. - What makes you say that?
- Are you in—?Copy !req
137. I don't know. Things she says. She
makes remarks, like this today with him.Copy !req
138. - Are you in the Mafia?
- She talk to you about me?Copy !req
139. Talk? To me?Copy !req
140. Something happen on that college trip?Copy !req
141. Happen?Copy !req
142. Like what?Copy !req
143. I don't know, she seemed peculiar
when she got back.Copy !req
144. I think pretty soon we're gonna
have to, you know...Copy !req
145. talk to her about the business.Copy !req
146. Yeah. The two of us
should sit down with Meadow.Copy !req
147. Talk as a family.Copy !req
148. With him, they'll test him
and we'll see what's what.Copy !req
149. Right?Copy !req
150. Good night.Copy !req
151. Good night.Copy !req
152. Maybe I don't want to admit
something's wrong with my kid...Copy !req
153. but this sounds like bullshit.Copy !req
154. What do you mean?Copy !req
155. If he's got a disease, why punish him?
Isn't that bullshit?Copy !req
156. ADD is a controversial subject.Copy !req
157. Is it a disease, or a way for
psychologists to line their pockets?Copy !req
158. Many children can really benefit
by professional intervention.Copy !req
159. He got in trouble.Copy !req
160. So you don't consider his behavior
out of the norm?Copy !req
161. No.Copy !req
162. I don't know.Copy !req
163. What do I know about it?Copy !req
164. What do you mean?Copy !req
165. Oh, I gotta spell it out for you?Copy !req
166. Do you see his behavior
as a reflection of your own?Copy !req
167. Look, like I said, maybe I don't want
to admit there's something wrong...Copy !req
168. but if he's got this thing...Copy !req
169. we'll deal with it.Copy !req
170. If he had polio, we'd deal with it.Copy !req
171. You pick up the pieces
and you go on from there.Copy !req
172. So that's what we're gonna do.Copy !req
173. Do you want to say anything else
about this?Copy !req
174. Well, last time you were telling me
that you had intimate feelings for me.Copy !req
175. But you've not mentioned it.Copy !req
176. Intimate feelings?Copy !req
177. I think I said I was in love.Copy !req
178. How are you doing with it?Copy !req
179. I can't turn off my feelings because
you say it's a byproduct of therapy.Copy !req
180. I never said to
turn off your feelings.Copy !req
181. Well, I already got a girlfriend.Copy !req
182. She's Russian, 24.Copy !req
183. How old are you?Copy !req
184. It's interesting it took you so long
to tell me you had a girlfriend.Copy !req
185. How are you doing with it?Copy !req
186. I gotta ask you one more question
about my son.Copy !req
187. You think I should
go easy on him now...Copy !req
188. or press him harder?Copy !req
189. That's difficult to say.Copy !req
190. What, you want a raise, maybe,
to figure this out?Copy !req
191. Anthony! Anthony Jr., you get up!Copy !req
192. Why? I don't have to go to school.
I'm suspended.Copy !req
193. You aren't lying around in bed all day.
We're not running a hotel over here.Copy !req
194. Get up, have some breakfast!Copy !req
195. I don't want any. I'm not hungry.Copy !req
196. What you are gonna do today
is get up and go rake.Copy !req
197. Then pull all of those leaves
out of the pool filter.Copy !req
198. You're gonna do some work around here.Copy !req
199. Mom, where's my gray jacket?Copy !req
200. I left it downstairs.
What'd you do with it?Copy !req
201. Hello?Copy !req
202. Anthony Jr., turn off that music!
Your father is sleeping!Copy !req
203. You said I couldn't watch TV
or play Nintendo.Copy !req
204. - What?
- You said nothing about music!Copy !req
205. - Turn it off right now!
- Why?Copy !req
206. Your father is sleeping,
for chrissake!Copy !req
207. Mom, I can't find it. Where is it?Copy !req
208. Hey, Johnny!Copy !req
209. Johnny, come on!Copy !req
210. Uncle Jun, why are you here so early?Copy !req
211. Anthony, where's your dad?
He said he'd be outside.Copy !req
212. Want me to go get him?Copy !req
213. Did you hear the game last night?
Joey Pepitone, three RBIs.Copy !req
214. No kidding.
My mom made me go to bed.Copy !req
215. You miss your bus to school...Copy !req
216. you walk through
the colored neighborhood.Copy !req
217. Junior! Big fancy car.Copy !req
218. We're going to my sister's,
and you promised to—Copy !req
219. Nonstop!
Don't you get sick of yourself?Copy !req
220. Dad, could you and Uncle Jun give me
a ride to school?Copy !req
221. Not now, Tony.
You be good, though.Copy !req
222. Pay attention to what
those teachers tell you.Copy !req
223. - See you, Ma.
- Okay. Be good.Copy !req
224. Hey, wait up!Copy !req
225. Shit!Copy !req
226. Hey, Rocco!Copy !req
227. Come on, move, move, guys!
Move, move!Copy !req
228. Hey, John, one more day, man!
One more day.Copy !req
229. - There's gonna be a huge payoff.
- I'm gonna kill you!Copy !req
230. What do you got?Copy !req
231. What the fuck is this?
What the fuck are you bringing me here?Copy !req
232. Who are you fucking with, Rocco?Copy !req
233. - Fuck you!
- Motherfucker!Copy !req
234. You asshole!Copy !req
235. What are you bringing to me here?Copy !req
236. Piece of shit!Copy !req
237. What the fucking—?Copy !req
238. Christ!Copy !req
239. You're up.Copy !req
240. Who the fuck can sleep
with all this shit going on?Copy !req
241. I thought about Jefferson Airplane
this morning. How about that?Copy !req
242. 1967.Copy !req
243. - Made me think of my father.
- What about him?Copy !req
244. First time I saw him
whack the shit out of somebody.Copy !req
245. What made you think about that?Copy !req
246. Something to do with my son, I think,
what's been going on.Copy !req
247. Why did your father
whack the shit out of some guy?Copy !req
248. I never saw him do something
like that.Copy !req
249. He used to whack us kids around
a little.Copy !req
250. Really?Copy !req
251. Yeah, the belt was his favorite
child development tool.Copy !req
252. This was different.Copy !req
253. You could tell he knew
what he was doing.Copy !req
254. How did you feel about
your father after that?Copy !req
255. I didn't want him to do it to me.Copy !req
256. Seriously.Copy !req
257. What should I say?
I was glad he wasn't a fag.Copy !req
258. - How did you and your father get along?
- Good.Copy !req
259. He was a good guy, my father.
Everybody liked him.Copy !req
260. He knew how to have a good time.Copy !req
261. He loved shellfish, clams, oysters.Copy !req
262. Taught us how to eat them. Put some
Worcestershire on, suck them down.Copy !req
263. It's good.Copy !req
264. My mother never ate anything raw.Copy !req
265. But he wasn't around much.Copy !req
266. What did he do for a living?Copy !req
267. Retail meat and provisions.Copy !req
268. And a little numbers,
extortion, loan-sharking.Copy !req
269. How did you feel about that?Copy !req
270. - How did I feel?
- About your father...Copy !req
271. being engaged
in illegal activities?Copy !req
272. You know,
I never really knew about it.Copy !req
273. When did you find out?Copy !req
274. Who remembers?Copy !req
275. You thought of that incident
this morning.Copy !req
276. Are you concerned that your son is
going to find out about you?Copy !req
277. Don't talk to me about
legitimate business.Copy !req
278. What about chemical companies?Copy !req
279. Dumping that shit into rivers and they
got deformed babies popping up all over.Copy !req
280. Does he know anything?Copy !req
281. I don't know.Copy !req
282. - Has he asked you?
- No.Copy !req
283. - How will you handle that?
- I don't know.Copy !req
284. Did you ever talk to
your father about it?Copy !req
285. Are you kidding?Copy !req
286. No kidding, Tony.
That doesn't sound like Anthony.Copy !req
287. Yesterday, he's a boy.
Today, I worry about him.Copy !req
288. Teenagers.Copy !req
289. My daughter gives me
feminist shit about this place.Copy !req
290. How it "objectifies women."
Shit like that.Copy !req
291. These girls pull down 1500 a week.Copy !req
292. This bears no weight
with the principessa.Copy !req
293. Meadow was one thing,
but this is my son.Copy !req
294. Boys are different from girls.Copy !req
295. Pussy, Kevin and Matt, they ever ask
you about this thing of ours?Copy !req
296. I lied through my teeth,
but they knew. Fucking nitwits.Copy !req
297. They love me anyway.Copy !req
298. It's hard to raise kids
in an information age.Copy !req
299. You know, to protect them.Copy !req
300. Hey, what's up?Copy !req
301. Who's got an anniversary
or a special occasion?Copy !req
302. What are these, antiques?Copy !req
303. I was picking up the Chinaman's vig,
and the FedEx van was wide open.Copy !req
304. The guy went in for a burger.Copy !req
305. No shit, FedEx. They're usually
pretty careful with those.Copy !req
306. You did this in daylight?Copy !req
307. Nobody saw me.Copy !req
308. That's interstate commerce.Copy !req
309. You want to be in prison
for a stunt like that, be my guest.Copy !req
310. I'd take a licking
but keep on ticking.Copy !req
311. I'm getting out of here.Copy !req
312. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
313. What's with his ass?Copy !req
314. He's got a lot on his mind.Copy !req
315. What do you think is going on
in this one, Anthony?Copy !req
316. I don't know.
How many more are left?Copy !req
317. The quicker you answer,
the faster we'll be done.Copy !req
318. Whatever pops in your mind.Copy !req
319. There's no guy?Copy !req
320. Okay, good.
Where do you think he is?Copy !req
321. Out buying food for the horse?Copy !req
322. Anything else?Copy !req
323. Watching TV, maybe?Copy !req
324. Maybe he's watching South Park.
Number one's on tonight.Copy !req
325. Aliens abduct Cartman and they give him
an anal probe and it makes him fart fire.Copy !req
326. You're home.Copy !req
327. You know, if it's bad, the ADD,
they put Anthony in special ed.Copy !req
328. The doctors say that?Copy !req
329. Doctors don't know anything yet.
They started testing today.Copy !req
330. I picked up these books at the mall.Copy !req
331. Help Me To Help My Child?Copy !req
332. Listen to this.Copy !req
333. "About 50% of children
diagnosed with ADD...Copy !req
334. receive help from
special education teachers."Copy !req
335. We don't even know
that's what he's got.Copy !req
336. You're right. Let's just be ignorant.
Why worry about anything now?Copy !req
337. You blame me, don't you?Copy !req
338. Who said anything about that?Copy !req
339. No, go ahead. You blame me.Copy !req
340. I blame myself.Copy !req
341. - For what?
- For what.Copy !req
342. For staying with me?Copy !req
343. I have two eyes.Copy !req
344. Who do we blame our daughter on?Copy !req
345. Straight-A student, National Honor
Society, featured soloist in the choir.Copy !req
346. Yeah, this isn't going anywhere.Copy !req
347. "Like father, like son," right?
What about "Daddy's little girl"?Copy !req
348. My son's got your Uncle Lenny in his
gene pool. Do I blame you for that?Copy !req
349. If it helps you.Copy !req
350. Hi, Grandma.Copy !req
351. Well, look who's here.Copy !req
352. Oh, look at that little face.Copy !req
353. Pearl, meet my grandson.Copy !req
354. This is your grandson?Copy !req
355. He rode his bike all the way over
to visit his grandma.Copy !req
356. How do you like that?Copy !req
357. How come he's not in school?Copy !req
358. Because he was a bad boy!Copy !req
359. Yes, he was, that's why.Copy !req
360. He's a big one!Copy !req
361. She had a stroke.Copy !req
362. Now half her brain is gone.Copy !req
363. So what shall we do?
What shall we do?Copy !req
364. Let's see.Copy !req
365. Let's play Scrabble.Copy !req
366. You'd be surprised how good
your grandmother is.Copy !req
367. I don't think so, Gram.
I'm kind of wiped.Copy !req
368. Oh, you're a 13-year-old boy.
You're too young to be so tired.Copy !req
369. They sent me to a psychiatrist
all morning. I took a million tests.Copy !req
370. A psychiatrist?Copy !req
371. You know, because I got
suspended and everything.Copy !req
372. They sent you to a psychiatrist?Copy !req
373. But that's crazy.
That's all nonsense.Copy !req
374. That's nothing but a racket
for the Jews!Copy !req
375. Dad goes.Copy !req
376. - He does not.
- Yes, he does.Copy !req
377. - He does not.
- Yes, he does.Copy !req
378. To a psychiatrist?Copy !req
379. He does not.Copy !req
380. He does too.Copy !req
381. Why do you say that?
That's ridiculous!Copy !req
382. I heard him and Mom talking about it.Copy !req
383. What does he need a psychiatrist for?Copy !req
384. Is it okay if I take
that pear, Grandma?Copy !req
385. He goes to talk about his mother.
That's what he's doing.Copy !req
386. He talks about me, he complains.Copy !req
387. "She didn't do this, she did that."Copy !req
388. Oh, I gave my life to my children
on a silver platter.Copy !req
389. And this is how he repays me.Copy !req
390. - Dad, what's that noise?
- Noise?Copy !req
391. It's a flat tire.Copy !req
392. I asked you to clean the nails
from the driveway.Copy !req
393. I was praying for something like this.Copy !req
394. I spent too much money on braces
for two years...Copy !req
395. not to take you to the dentist now.Copy !req
396. Maybe we should call the Auto Club.Copy !req
397. We change tires at our house.
Watch and learn.Copy !req
398. Yesterday, with the psychologist,
how'd that go?Copy !req
399. Okay.Copy !req
400. Yeah? What'd you guys do?Copy !req
401. He made me look at pictures. And then
I had to say something about them.Copy !req
402. Did you talk about
anything interesting?Copy !req
403. That's kind of between
me and my therapist.Copy !req
404. He said I don't have to
say anything if I didn't want to.Copy !req
405. That's what we pay extra for
at that school?Copy !req
406. The other night at dinner,
you made a remark.Copy !req
407. - No, I didn't.
- Yeah, you did.Copy !req
408. I'm not mad. I just need to know
what you meant by it.Copy !req
409. I didn't mean anything.Copy !req
410. Come on.Copy !req
411. Kids at school said some stuff.Copy !req
412. What'd they say?Copy !req
413. That you were in the Mafia.Copy !req
414. What do you think?Copy !req
415. I don't know.Copy !req
416. The guys at
Uncle Jackie's funeral.Copy !req
417. And those other guys writing
license plates and taking pictures.Copy !req
418. Those were feds, right?
Like in Godfather I.Copy !req
419. Uncle Jackie's funeral. Right.Copy !req
420. I found this page with Uncle Jackie
on the Web.Copy !req
421. It said he ran some union that ripped
off these pension things or something.Copy !req
422. Uncle Jackie was a complicated man.Copy !req
423. - But you loved him, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
424. You didn't see me on the Web, did you?Copy !req
425. No.Copy !req
426. That's right.Copy !req
427. Give me a hand so we can
get the algae scraped off your teeth.Copy !req
428. I'm going crazy with this shit,
what he knows, what he doesn't know.Copy !req
429. He'll find out eventually.
What's the difference?Copy !req
430. Me, my father. It's probably
in the genes, right?Copy !req
431. You know, this ADD thing.Copy !req
432. It's probably genetical.Copy !req
433. What about Pussy?Copy !req
434. He's an acquaintance of mine.Copy !req
435. This guy is a stone gangster,
and he's got three kids.Copy !req
436. One graduated,
and two are going to Villanova.Copy !req
437. - How do you account for that?
- Then you got Leopold and Loeb.Copy !req
438. They murdered this kid for fun...Copy !req
439. and their father was
a successful businessman.Copy !req
440. Do you hold your father responsible
for what you've become?Copy !req
441. Sometimes I think about
what life would've been like...Copy !req
442. if my father hadn't gotten mixed up
in what he got mixed up in.Copy !req
443. How life would've been different.Copy !req
444. Maybe I'd be selling patio furniture
in San Diego.Copy !req
445. We talked last time about
how you felt when you became aware...Copy !req
446. of your father's criminal life.
Any more thoughts on that?Copy !req
447. When you first started therapy,
you said you had this dream...Copy !req
448. about those ducks.Copy !req
449. They flew away with your penis.
It was a bad omen...Copy !req
450. that something was going to happen
in your family.Copy !req
451. Is this the terrible thing?Copy !req
452. Look, if you know something, please,
quit fucking around.Copy !req
453. I think it's important to remember.Copy !req
454. You said you liked
the History Channel.Copy !req
455. He who doesn't understand history
is doomed to repeat it.Copy !req
456. - Let's talk about your father.
- My father.Copy !req
457. Heads up!Copy !req
458. Why are you smiling?Copy !req
459. Just thinking about my uncle.Copy !req
460. He used to throw the ball with me.Copy !req
461. The one with whom you have
all the static?Copy !req
462. Uncle Jun.Copy !req
463. He was always practicing his curve ball
outside in front of the house.Copy !req
464. I was probably about 8 or 9.Copy !req
465. Then my sister came out.Copy !req
466. The one who lives in California?Copy !req
467. Janice.Copy !req
468. How does she feel about your parents?Copy !req
469. Who cares what she thinks?
She calls herself Vishnamantha.Copy !req
470. Soprano isn't good enough for her.
Wannabe dot-head.Copy !req
471. Why were you thinking of your uncle?Copy !req
472. I don't know.Copy !req
473. What are you doing?Copy !req
474. I'm getting in the car.Copy !req
475. Why? Where are you going?Copy !req
476. Someplace.Copy !req
477. Where are you going?
Can I come?Copy !req
478. Your mom wants you to get
the screens down to the basement.Copy !req
479. No, I want to go with you guys.Copy !req
480. He said no.Copy !req
481. Janice...Copy !req
482. you both won't be going,
you talk to your brother like that.Copy !req
483. Go on.Copy !req
484. My mother was inside, cooking the meat
for the gravy, you know, the "red lead."Copy !req
485. Pork bones and veal.
It was a Sunday.Copy !req
486. - But you said—
- I said we'd see.Copy !req
487. What's the matter with her?
She won't eat.Copy !req
488. You won't have to get me anything
for Christmas...Copy !req
489. or tell me to take the trash out.Copy !req
490. I shouldn't have to tell you
to take the trash out.Copy !req
491. Why can't I have this?
It isn't fair!Copy !req
492. I don't want to hear about
that stupid electric organ!Copy !req
493. It's not stupid, it's fun.Copy !req
494. Enough! He won't give me
a moment's peace.Copy !req
495. If Janice wanted it, she'd get it.
She always gets what she wants.Copy !req
496. Where were they going?
Why couldn't I go?Copy !req
497. Your sister does as she's told.Copy !req
498. Right, I forgot.Copy !req
499. Janice never does anything wrong.
She's just perfect.Copy !req
500. You're driving me crazy!Copy !req
501. No, I'm not.Copy !req
502. She said what?Copy !req
503. She was high-strung,
very dramatic.Copy !req
504. Every night to her is
a night at the opera.Copy !req
505. I could stick this fork in your eye!Copy !req
506. She wasn't gonna do it.Copy !req
507. Holy shit, that's why
I'm remembering all this.Copy !req
508. - On account of where they were going.
- Where were they going?Copy !req
509. I found out a couple Sundays later.Copy !req
510. The toll now stands at 11 dead
and 600 wounded...Copy !req
511. as well as
hundreds of businesses...Copy !req
512. Mom, I'm going to
the CYO to play ball.Copy !req
513. Take a bat with you, what they're
doing on Springfield Avenue.Copy !req
514. —looting and sniper fire
along Springfield Avenue continue...Copy !req
515. with Mayor Hugh Addonizio placing
blame on outside agitators—Copy !req
516. Come on, Dad, let's go!Copy !req
517. I'm coming, I'm coming.Copy !req
518. Keep your sticky fingers off the car.
I just waxed the damn thing.Copy !req
519. Can I steer?Copy !req
520. Maybe on the way home, honey.Copy !req
521. Here we are.Copy !req
522. Come on.Copy !req
523. Uncle Jun?Copy !req
524. Buy something nice.Copy !req
525. My heart was broken.Copy !req
526. You felt your father was
showing favoritism.Copy !req
527. I still remember that feeling
in the pit of my stomach.Copy !req
528. Did you confront them?Copy !req
529. Have you been listening to me?
Kids don't confront in my family.Copy !req
530. How does this pertain to
the situation with your son?Copy !req
531. This amusement park is where I found
out my father wasn't like other fathers.Copy !req
532. I took the bus this time.Copy !req
533. It was three transfers from Newark.Copy !req
534. I had this candy bar in my pocket.Copy !req
535. It had sand or lint
or something on it.Copy !req
536. What you doing?
Where you spitting?Copy !req
537. I ain't doing nothing!Copy !req
538. You threw that wrapper on the floor.Copy !req
539. - Pick it up!
- Leave me alone!Copy !req
540. Come back! Pick it up!Copy !req
541. What in the world?Copy !req
542. Stop or I'll shoot!Copy !req
543. You're under arrest!Copy !req
544. Stop!Copy !req
545. You're under arrest.Copy !req
546. My leg!Copy !req
547. Name was Cicchi Sasso, my father's
cousin on his mother's side.Copy !req
548. Got out of Vietnam on account
of cops blew his kneecap off.Copy !req
549. What's the matter with you cops?Copy !req
550. Can't bring your kid to
an amusement park no more?Copy !req
551. Daddy! Daddy!Copy !req
552. It's okay, baby. It's okay.Copy !req
553. You go home to Mommy, sweetheart.Copy !req
554. Va fangool, why don't you go
lock up the melanzane?Copy !req
555. They're burning down Newark.Copy !req
556. I want my lawyer.
I'm not saying shit to you.Copy !req
557. That's Johnny-boy Soprano!Copy !req
558. Asshole, you're hurting my wrist.Copy !req
559. Get the fuck in there, Clarabell.Copy !req
560. He used Janice as a front.
They brought their daughters...Copy !req
561. so that their business
looked sweet and innocent.Copy !req
562. That must've been devastating.Copy !req
563. It turned out it was no big deal.Copy !req
564. To see your father handcuffed
and led away by the police?Copy !req
565. Well, at the time I thought
my head was gonna explode.Copy !req
566. He looked helpless.Copy !req
567. But when I got home, my mother
had a different perspective.Copy !req
568. Which made me feel better.Copy !req
569. So in her pain,
she reached out to you.Copy !req
570. That's one way to put it.Copy !req
571. Your father may not be home
for dinner. Go wash up.Copy !req
572. - I know.
- What do you know?Copy !req
573. I saw him getting arrested.
What did he do?Copy !req
574. He didn't do anything!
They just pick on Italians.Copy !req
575. Still, in my heart, I knew
my father was no freedom fighter.Copy !req
576. So he went to jail?Copy !req
577. He came home in a couple hours.Copy !req
578. We were watching Ed Sullivan.Copy !req
579. Hey! Livia!Copy !req
580. Look who's home.Copy !req
581. - What happened?
- What happened?Copy !req
582. I got you cherry vanilla
at Nasto's.Copy !req
583. That didn't take long.
Must be in good with the uppity-ups.Copy !req
584. Let this be a lesson.Copy !req
585. Those stupid cops,
they went to the wrong place.Copy !req
586. Arrested the wrong guys.Copy !req
587. How's my little girl?
You all right?Copy !req
588. - I'm okay.
- Good.Copy !req
589. Johnny-boy! Hey, Johnny-boy!Copy !req
590. Good for you, Johnny.Copy !req
591. Show those fucking sons of bitches.Copy !req
592. What's up, Rocco?Copy !req
593. So...Copy !req
594. everything okay?Copy !req
595. I don't understand.
The man your father beat up...Copy !req
596. was the same one
congratulating him?Copy !req
597. Yeah. One of them.Copy !req
598. Rocco Allatorre.Copy !req
599. Why'd they arrest him?Copy !req
600. He was in violation of his parole.Copy !req
601. Association with known undesirables.Copy !req
602. But nothing ever happened.
It just went away.Copy !req
603. He'd been in prison?Copy !req
604. He was away when I was a kid...Copy !req
605. but they told me he was
in Montana being a cowboy.Copy !req
606. What?Copy !req
607. My son is doomed, right?Copy !req
608. Why do you say that?Copy !req
609. This is the part where
I'm supposed to tell you...Copy !req
610. how terrible my father was
and the terrible things he did...Copy !req
611. and how he ruined my life.Copy !req
612. But I'll tell you, I was proud
to be Johnny Soprano's kid.Copy !req
613. When he beat the shit
out of that guy...Copy !req
614. I told the class
how tough my father was.Copy !req
615. Is that how your son feels about you?Copy !req
616. Yeah, probably.Copy !req
617. And I'm glad.
I'm glad if he's proud of me.Copy !req
618. But that's the bind I'm in.
I don't want him to be like me.Copy !req
619. He could be anything he wants.Copy !req
620. He could be like a guy
I knew in school.Copy !req
621. His grandfather invented
ties for the end of salamis.Copy !req
622. He made millions of dollars.
He's sitting on his ass.Copy !req
623. Have you communicated this
to your son?Copy !req
624. Not in so many words.Copy !req
625. Probably not at all.Copy !req
626. What's the difference?
You said it.Copy !req
627. It's in the blood. It's hereditary.Copy !req
628. Genetic predispositions are only that.
Predispositions.Copy !req
629. It's not a destiny written in stone.
People have choices.Copy !req
630. She finally offers an opinion.Copy !req
631. Well, they do. You think everything
that happens is preordained?Copy !req
632. You don't think that human beings
possess free will?Copy !req
633. How come I'm not making
fucking pots in Peru?Copy !req
634. You're born to this shit.
You are what you are.Copy !req
635. Within that there's
a range of choices.Copy !req
636. This is America.Copy !req
637. Right. America.Copy !req
638. So, Livia, what do you think, huh?Copy !req
639. Okies and misfits,
that's who goes there.Copy !req
640. Losers, the Beverly Hillbillies.Copy !req
641. So now Rocco Allatorre's a loser?Copy !req
642. I've had to rough Rocco up because of
money, but he's got a fucking brain.Copy !req
643. He's opening a new book.Copy !req
644. After that gets up,
we get a little cash flow—Copy !req
645. Oh, Mr. Cash Flow!
Big businessman now.Copy !req
646. What do you know?
You're scared of your own shadow.Copy !req
647. Reno is growing by
leaps and bounds, Livia.Copy !req
648. It's a chance to get in
on the ground floor.Copy !req
649. After Rocco gets the book up,
he'll open a supper club.Copy !req
650. - He wants me to run it.
- A supper club? Are you drunk?Copy !req
651. Jesus Christ Almighty!Copy !req
652. Fucking albacore around my neck!Copy !req
653. Every time I try—
Me and the kids'll go without you!Copy !req
654. They are not going anywhere!Copy !req
655. I'd rather smother them with a pillow
than take them to Nevada!Copy !req
656. Always with the drama!Copy !req
657. Livia, here you are.Copy !req
658. Junior, you scared me to death.Copy !req
659. I can't stay, but I didn't want
to let another day go by.Copy !req
660. Business headaches
like you won't believe.Copy !req
661. Oh, yeah, you and the other one.
With all your headaches.Copy !req
662. Who, Tony?Copy !req
663. Don't be so hard on him.Copy !req
664. He's got a lot to learn, but he's
headed in the right direction.Copy !req
665. Where to?
Overbrook State Mental Hospital?Copy !req
666. What?Copy !req
667. Hey, Uncle Jun. How you doing?Copy !req
668. He's keeping his hair.Copy !req
669. You see, what a good boy,
he comes to visit his mother.Copy !req
670. My son's staying for dinner, Junior.
I don't suppose you have time.Copy !req
671. You two want to visit each other.Copy !req
672. Junior's very busy these days
with his headaches.Copy !req
673. Not too busy to shoot the shit
with you, Tony.Copy !req
674. We gotta catch a ball game.Copy !req
675. Hey, you got my number. All right.Copy !req
676. That man.Copy !req
677. He's so full of himself
since becoming caporegime.Copy !req
678. He makes me sick.Copy !req
679. Remember the Allatorres, Ma?Copy !req
680. Oh, why wouldn't I?Copy !req
681. They moved to Nevada.
They're billionaires now.Copy !req
682. Oh, that Rocco Allatorre,
he was a real go-getter.Copy !req
683. - Didn't Dad want to go with him?
- Your father? No.Copy !req
684. Yeah, he did.
I remember you guys talking about it.Copy !req
685. Allatorre would start a business,
Dad would do it with him.Copy !req
686. Rocco just got him all worked up,
that's all.Copy !req
687. What is this with all
these questions?Copy !req
688. Dad wanted to go with him.Copy !req
689. You wouldn't let him.Copy !req
690. Let him?Copy !req
691. What do you mean?Copy !req
692. You just tell me one time
your father didn't do...Copy !req
693. exactly as he wanted.Copy !req
694. I don't know. Maybe this was
his chance to get out.Copy !req
695. Dad was no choirboy, but maybe
with a little bit of support...Copy !req
696. Mr. Sensitive now.Copy !req
697. Well, if it bothers you, maybe
you better talk to a psychiatrist.Copy !req
698. What are you talking about,
a psychiatrist?Copy !req
699. That's what people do when they want
somebody to blame for their life.Copy !req
700. You're a real stone player,
aren't you?Copy !req
701. You threatened to smother
his children.Copy !req
702. What does that mean?Copy !req
703. Everybody thought Dad was ruthless,
but I gotta hand it to you.Copy !req
704. If you'd been born
after those feminists...Copy !req
705. you would've been
the real gangster.Copy !req
706. I don't know what
you're talking about!Copy !req
707. Please, sit.Copy !req
708. I know you're probably eager to hear
the results of our testing.Copy !req
709. - How's Anthony doing?
- Good, I think. Don't you think so?Copy !req
710. Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
711. Well, good.Copy !req
712. Let's get to it.Copy !req
713. The good news is, no evidence
of learning disability.Copy !req
714. Cognitive function, verbal
and nonverbal intelligent testing...Copy !req
715. arithmetic and reading
evaluation...Copy !req
716. - ... all within normal range.
- Thank goodness.Copy !req
717. Got a clean bill of health.Copy !req
718. No soft sign on
the neurological, either.Copy !req
719. That's all the good news.
Why don't you tell us the bad news?Copy !req
720. Well, as to whether
Anthony has ADD...Copy !req
721. the results were interesting.Copy !req
722. The APA Standard is for the subject
to manifest six out of nine...Copy !req
723. possible symptoms of ADD.Copy !req
724. In testing, Anthony manifested
five of those symptoms.Copy !req
725. Five, really?Copy !req
726. He often has difficulty
awaiting his turn...Copy !req
727. is often quote-unquote "on the go,"
or acts as if driven by a motor...Copy !req
728. often interrupts or intrudes
on others...Copy !req
729. and often fidgets
with hands or feet.Copy !req
730. He fidgets with hands or feet?Copy !req
731. That's right.Copy !req
732. You mean, like, he fidgets.Copy !req
733. And that's a sickness, to fidget?Copy !req
734. Mr. Soprano, it's one of nine
possible symptoms.Copy !req
735. What constitutes a fidget?Copy !req
736. No, no, what constitutes a fidget?Copy !req
737. So what if he fidgets?
Who doesn't fidget in school?Copy !req
738. The kid's in puberty.
He gets a hard-on every 10 minutes.Copy !req
739. Anthony is a borderline case.Copy !req
740. He's not a case,
he's a 13-year-old boy.Copy !req
741. Every time you see a problem,
you turn it into a disease.Copy !req
742. He's a kid who made a mistake,
and he'll pay for it.Copy !req
743. But he's gonna be fine. Come on.Copy !req
744. I think he's right.Copy !req
745. And I don't think we should have to
pay for this testing.Copy !req
746. To oppose this massive force
bearing down on Midway...Copy !req
747. Admiral Nimitz had no battleships
in shape for the fight.Copy !req
748. However, he had the carriers...Copy !req
749. Yorktown, Enterprise and Hornet.Copy !req
750. This might prove to be the trump card.Copy !req
751. Studying?Copy !req
752. Government.Copy !req
753. It's not the end of the world, Anth.Copy !req
754. I'm depressed.Copy !req
755. You're not depressed.Copy !req
756. You're sad because you did
something stupid, and you got grounded.Copy !req
757. You can't watch TV or play on your
computer for a couple weeks.Copy !req
758. It's gonna stay like that.Copy !req
759. It isn't fair.Copy !req
760. You got that right.Copy !req
761. What are you doing?Copy !req
762. What's it look like?Copy !req
763. Can I have one too?Copy !req
764. This one's yours.Copy !req
765. Gonna need sprinkles.Copy !req
766. You want nuts?Copy !req
767. Yeah. M&M's?Copy !req
768. Pretty good.Copy !req