1. So...Copy !req
2. you know, usual girl stuff.Copy !req
3. She picks up the dry-cleaning and shops.Copy !req
4. Dr. Melfi has excellent taste, she only
shops at the fancy-schmancy deli.Copy !req
5. The kind with the Italian name
but they don't have meatballs.Copy !req
6. All right, what else?Copy !req
7. What am I supposed to be looking for?
What's up with this cooz?Copy !req
8. It's none of your fucking business.Copy !req
9. You're on a strict need-to-know, lieutenant.Copy !req
10. I should knock you out for
what you did to her date.Copy !req
11. What? I scared your goomar's date a little.
What's the big deal?Copy !req
12. - This guy still come around?
- No.Copy !req
13. He's not her type. He's a coward.
He nearly pissed himself.Copy !req
14. Anything else?
I don't want to be here all day.Copy !req
15. Yesterday she got off at 9
and she went to bed early.Copy !req
16. That's it?Copy !req
17. That's it.Copy !req
18. Here, buy yourself an iron.Copy !req
19. Ready?Copy !req
20. Decaf, right?Copy !req
21. So how was your college
trip with your daughter?Copy !req
22. I tell you, my life is like an
episode of Provolone-something.Copy !req
23. What's going on?Copy !req
24. My wife. All we do is fight.Copy !req
25. And she's jealous of you.Copy !req
26. Is that something that you feel or
has it been discussed with Carmela?Copy !req
27. She didn't know you were a girl.Copy !req
28. You know, a woman.
Excuse me, a doctor.Copy !req
29. Woman doctor.Copy !req
30. - Why did you take so long to tell her?
- I didn't.Copy !req
31. You spilled the beans when you called.Copy !req
32. Let me ask you a different question.
Why a female? Why a female doctor?Copy !req
33. She asked the same frigging question,
and I sometimes wonder myself.Copy !req
34. - And?
- I'll tell you what I told her.Copy !req
35. It was between two Jewish guys and a paesana.
So I picked the paesana.Copy !req
36. What's the one thing your mother,
wife and daughter have in common?Copy !req
37. They all break my balls.Copy !req
38. I know what you mean.
They're all Italian, so what?Copy !req
39. So maybe by coming clean with me,
you're dialoguing with them.Copy !req
40. Let me ask you a question.Copy !req
41. Why do you have me as a patient?Copy !req
42. Most legit people I know wouldn't
make eye contact with me.Copy !req
43. But you...Copy !req
44. you didn't flinch.Copy !req
45. - Water's warm, come on in.
- Hey, Sammy. How are you?Copy !req
46. - I was just gonna make some coffee.
- Yeah?Copy !req
47. How's Junior?Copy !req
48. Sit the fuck down! Down!Copy !req
49. That's how Junior is, Sammy.Copy !req
50. I'm with little Jimmy Altieri.Copy !req
51. Yeah, you paying Jimmy for this game?
Huh, Sammy?Copy !req
52. No.Copy !req
53. Are you paying someone for this game?Copy !req
54. Now the party's over.Copy !req
55. Junior Soprano is the new boss...Copy !req
56. and he ain't respecting
old arrangements.Copy !req
57. Hey, you're lucky.Copy !req
58. You stayed slender.
You could buy it right off the rack.Copy !req
59. I want something special.Copy !req
60. The boys are having a little time for me.Copy !req
61. You're wearing the suit
to the dinner, eh?Copy !req
62. These guys today want to be
buried in a jogging outfit.Copy !req
63. So how's your...
What's your oldest boy's name?Copy !req
64. - Rafael. "Ralphie."
- Yeah.Copy !req
65. - Good kid.
- Yeah.Copy !req
66. He lost his son, you know.Copy !req
67. What do you mean, "lost"?Copy !req
68. Dead. Morto.Copy !req
69. Just a fucking kid! A baby!Copy !req
70. What are we talking about here?
You lost your grandson?Copy !req
71. What are you gonna do
with these fucking animals...Copy !req
72. these drug dealers?Copy !req
73. He used to run around breaking balls.Copy !req
74. Dominic.Copy !req
75. My namesake.Copy !req
76. Did you know about this?Copy !req
77. What'd I say about this poison?
These kids shouldn't touch it!Copy !req
78. I read the paper every day about
these poor pricks overdosing.Copy !req
79. He didn't overdose, he killed himself.Copy !req
80. Fourteen years old.Copy !req
81. - Jesus!
- Was this at Patterson Falls?Copy !req
82. Holy shit, that was your grandson?Copy !req
83. - What?
- He took one of those designer drugs.Copy !req
84. Goes to the Falls, takes
a header right off the fence.Copy !req
85. They said the current bashed his head
on rocks for days before he came up.Copy !req
86. And meanwhile, this piece of shit...Copy !req
87. he gets to walk the streets and sell
more of this stuff to young kids.Copy !req
88. Oh, really?Copy !req
89. What's this motherless fuck's name?Copy !req
90. - Even the coffee's old in here.
- How much can you complain?Copy !req
91. Eventually, you've got a broken hip.Copy !req
92. I want to give you a macchinetta.
It's the only way to get good coffee.Copy !req
93. What are you wearing?Copy !req
94. You smell like a French putain.Copy !req
95. It's Canoe. Johnny wore Canoe.Copy !req
96. Morning, Livia.Copy !req
97. - Oh, good morning.
- Morning.Copy !req
98. - Yeah, hi.
- New arrival?Copy !req
99. Go ahead, keep moving, fella.Copy !req
100. I'm happy for you, Junior.Copy !req
101. I know how long you waited
to be made boss.Copy !req
102. Just don't let certain people
take advantage of you...Copy !req
103. like they did to Johnny.Copy !req
104. What certain people?
Nobody got over on Johnny.Copy !req
105. Nobody's gonna get over on me.Copy !req
106. How's your Jewish friend?Copy !req
107. Hesh? What about him?Copy !req
108. - Whoever heard of a Jew riding horses?
- He owns a horse farm.Copy !req
109. He's Tony's friend, not mine.Copy !req
110. - What have you got against him?
- Who, me? Nothing.Copy !req
111. Johnny liked him.Copy !req
112. And my son thinks every word that
comes out of his mouth is pure gold.Copy !req
113. Are you telling me that since I'm
the new boss, I should tax Hesh?Copy !req
114. Boy, Anthony must've really gotten
under your collar. Admit it.Copy !req
115. You want to crack his coglioni
for putting you in here.Copy !req
116. - What are you talking about?
- Yeah.Copy !req
117. And I'm playing shortstop for the Mets.Copy !req
118. All right, watch the balls!Copy !req
119. What is the matter?Copy !req
120. Tony's cannoli doesn't want to stand up?Copy !req
121. Tony's cannoli's tired.Copy !req
122. But I can make it happen, baby.Copy !req
123. I know.Copy !req
124. Just, maybe...Copy !req
125. So how's your job?Copy !req
126. What?Copy !req
127. Since when do you care?Copy !req
128. Can't I be nice?Copy !req
129. All right...Copy !req
130. forget it.Copy !req
131. You don't want to talk? Fine.Copy !req
132. Here, go with somebody
who gives a fuck.Copy !req
133. I'm not a fucking whore!Copy !req
134. Stick your money up your ass!Copy !req
135. - I don't know what's wrong...
- There's nothing wrong with me!Copy !req
136. Just wanted to talk, that's all!Copy !req
137. Talking with you, I might
as well be a fucking dildo!Copy !req
138. If you were a dildo,
we wouldn't be fighting.Copy !req
139. What does that mean, you fucking refugee?Copy !req
140. What does that mean?Copy !req
141. Come here.Copy !req
142. Want to fight me? Knock you out!
You fucking communist cunt!Copy !req
143. Yeah, same to you!Copy !req
144. You fucking burned me!Copy !req
145. How you doing?Copy !req
146. What do you got, Andrea?Copy !req
147. - Clabby?
- Hearts.Copy !req
148. Jump in, the water's warm.Copy !req
149. Child's play. Pound a point.Copy !req
150. - Hesh is outside.
- Tell him to come in.Copy !req
151. He says he needs a word with you.Copy !req
152. What the fuck?
You eat more queens than Lancelot.Copy !req
153. What's up?Copy !req
154. - Let's walk.
- That serious?Copy !req
155. - You spoke to your uncle lately?
- Junior?Copy !req
156. Yeah.Copy !req
157. No. I don't know. Why, what's up?Copy !req
158. - Your father was a fair man.
- What's that got to do with Junior?Copy !req
159. Junior's not so fair.Copy !req
160. Sometimes I wish you'd just get
to the point. What'd he do?Copy !req
161. He's taxing me, Tony.Copy !req
162. He's taxing you?
When did this happen?Copy !req
163. Today.Copy !req
164. Did you tell him you operate without tax?Copy !req
165. That my father loved you
and respected you?Copy !req
166. That 10 cents of every dollar
in his kick is from you?Copy !req
167. My uncle's boss of the family
10 minutes, already I got agita!Copy !req
168. What'd you say?Copy !req
169. It's a reasonable request
but an unreasonable figure.Copy !req
170. What do you mean, reasonable request?Copy !req
171. He's the boss now, Tony.Copy !req
172. He calls the tune, we dance to it.
That's the way it's done.Copy !req
173. You can either respect that
or change the rules.Copy !req
174. Tony, I came over here to tell you
with all this bullshit going on...Copy !req
175. I can't stay in this area.Copy !req
176. Where you gonna go?Copy !req
177. Come on. I consider my royalty checks.Copy !req
178. I wrote six gold records.Copy !req
179. No, a couple of black kids did.Copy !req
180. You just gave yourself a cowriting credit.
Come on, Heshie.Copy !req
181. I know you. You leave this,
you're gonna kill yourself.Copy !req
182. How much does he want?Copy !req
183. 500 large. Plus, two points
monthly on my shy.Copy !req
184. All right.Copy !req
185. Do me a favor, sit tight for now.
Let me think about it for a while.Copy !req
186. How was that, baby?Copy !req
187. The best.Copy !req
188. You are the best.Copy !req
189. Come here.Copy !req
190. Tony, I love your cannoli.Copy !req
191. You okay?Copy !req
192. Yeah, I'm okay.Copy !req
193. Go back to sleep.Copy !req
194. Sure you're all right?Copy !req
195. So, what do you want New York to do?Copy !req
196. Junior can't know that we talked.Copy !req
197. He's gotta think that Hesh came
to you on his own, by himself.Copy !req
198. You are still running things.Copy !req
199. The arrangement, whatever it is,
can't be insulting to my uncle.Copy !req
200. Hesh has got to pay something.Copy !req
201. I just haven't decided what.Copy !req
202. I gotta get back. We'll talk later.Copy !req
203. How's the veal?Copy !req
204. It's like rubber.Copy !req
205. Yeah?Copy !req
206. Tastes all right to me.Copy !req
207. Want something else?Copy !req
208. Don't look at me.Copy !req
209. Compliments of Johnny Sack.Copy !req
210. Why don't you spend the rest
of our anniversary with him?Copy !req
211. I was over there for 10
frigging minutes, Carmela.Copy !req
212. - Don't do this.
- All right, Tony.Copy !req
213. At least I know where I stand.Copy !req
214. Why do you always gotta be so dramatic?Copy !req
215. Oh, here we go.Copy !req
216. All right, I'm sorry, okay?
I'm sorry.Copy !req
217. You don't even know what
you're apologizing for.Copy !req
218. It's our anniversary, Tony.Copy !req
219. Ours. Not yours, mine and
Johnny-fucking-Sack's.Copy !req
220. Ours.Copy !req
221. I thought we could get a room
at the Plaza like last year or...Copy !req
222. I don't know. I don't...Copy !req
223. I'm sorry, Carmela.Copy !req
224. I just got a lot on my mind
and I'm not thinking straight.Copy !req
225. Hey...Copy !req
226. I'm sorry.Copy !req
227. Should I call the Plaza?Copy !req
228. Come on.Copy !req
229. No, let's go home.Copy !req
230. Hey, come here.Copy !req
231. Carm, what do you want me to say?Copy !req
232. Tell me. I'm lost at sea here!Copy !req
233. You've changed, Tony.
And I resent it.Copy !req
234. It's destroying what little
self-esteem I have left.Copy !req
235. Sometimes I think you skeeve me.Copy !req
236. I skeeve you?Copy !req
237. You're the mother of my children.
How could I?Copy !req
238. You see what I'm talking about? There.Copy !req
239. "You're the mother of my children."
I'm just someone you procreated with.Copy !req
240. You know it could be the Prozac.Copy !req
241. Ginny Torrelli's been on it for years,
and she'd hump a fire hydrant.Copy !req
242. Dr. Melfi said it had
different side effects.Copy !req
243. Oh. She told you that?Copy !req
244. Before we start today's session...Copy !req
245. we need to address the coffee.Copy !req
246. It's not appropriate of me to take gifts.Copy !req
247. - It's a cup of coffee.
- Let's just make a rule, okay?Copy !req
248. No gifts.Copy !req
249. - Does this mean I can't drink mine?
- No.Copy !req
250. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
251. I usually have my answering service on,
but I have a car emergency.Copy !req
252. Yes?Copy !req
253. What does that mean, "diagnostic"?Copy !req
254. I just want to know what's
wrong with my car.Copy !req
255. No. No, don't do anything.Copy !req
256. No, I want to get a second opinion.Copy !req
257. I'll take my chances. Thank you.Copy !req
258. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
259. It's all right.Copy !req
260. So how's it going?Copy !req
261. Good.Copy !req
262. Real good.Copy !req
263. I think I may flush
the medication, you know?Copy !req
264. See if the changes I'm
feeling are for real.Copy !req
265. Why would you do that?
The Prozac seems to be working.Copy !req
266. That might be the problem.Copy !req
267. - It might be working overtime.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
268. - I'm having a...
- Reaction?Copy !req
269. You know, a side effect from the stuff.Copy !req
270. We talked about that.Copy !req
271. Some people get insomnia.Copy !req
272. Others, a stomachache or headaches.Copy !req
273. But it usually passes.Copy !req
274. But are there any other side
effects that you know of?Copy !req
275. Some people experience
a diminished libido.Copy !req
276. They have a hard time
getting or maintaining...Copy !req
277. - Bingo!
- I see.Copy !req
278. You know, not all impotence
is a result of the medication.Copy !req
279. - There's something wrong with me?
- Have you had a prostate exam?Copy !req
280. I don't even let anybody wag
their finger in my face.Copy !req
281. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have laughed.Copy !req
282. Don't apologize.Copy !req
283. - Oh, boy.
- You got a nice laugh.Copy !req
284. - All right, let's be serious.
- Hey. I'm serious.Copy !req
285. You know that depression is also
a leading factor in impotence.Copy !req
286. In the morning or at night do
you ever have an erection?Copy !req
287. You could set your clock to it.Copy !req
288. Okay, so we know it's not
a physical problem.Copy !req
289. - Put that in after the credenza.
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
290. What's going on?Copy !req
291. Yeah, I bought some furniture.Copy !req
292. Let's just move into Roche Bobois,
save the delivery charge.Copy !req
293. Fine, I'll send it back.Copy !req
294. No. But you've been spending
like a drunken sailor.Copy !req
295. I said I'll send it back.Copy !req
296. Mother of Christ,
I didn't say that, did I?Copy !req
297. Jesus!Copy !req
298. You shouldn't be telling my uncle
how to run things.Copy !req
299. You think I got the balls to tell your
uncle how he should run things?Copy !req
300. I shouldn't expect to see the Statue
of Liberty again if I did.Copy !req
301. All right, look, Tony...Copy !req
302. Hesh isn't only a friend of you
guys, he's a friend of ours.Copy !req
303. Somebody has to step in
so he doesn't get fucked.Copy !req
304. I never said, "fucked."Copy !req
305. You should've come to me first,
airing your dirty laundry in public.Copy !req
306. How would it look if I went
to you after I spoke to him?Copy !req
307. Now he's got a point.Copy !req
308. Bottom line is...Copy !req
309. what are we gonna do?Copy !req
310. You have a suggestion?Copy !req
311. If there are any flies on you,
they're paying fucking rent.Copy !req
312. 500's a little steep for back taxes, no?Copy !req
313. The 2 percent of his action,
that's up to you. It affects Tony...Copy !req
314. as much as Hesh.Copy !req
315. I'm not out to hurt anyone.Copy !req
316. God forbid I get in the way
of someone earning.Copy !req
317. One and a half on the shy business
and 300 on the back tax.Copy !req
318. 250.Copy !req
319. Hold on to your cock when you
negotiate with these desert people.Copy !req
320. 250.Copy !req
321. All right.Copy !req
322. Mr. Soprano.Copy !req
323. You want sex?Copy !req
324. No.Copy !req
325. Go back to sleep.Copy !req
326. You know, you have a nice body.
You should make it work for you more.Copy !req
327. Oh, really?Copy !req
328. Yeah, you reveal too much.Copy !req
329. You don't want other men looking at me?Copy !req
330. No, when you're not with me,
you do what you want.Copy !req
331. But I'm saying maybe you could
wear a nice businesslike outfit.Copy !req
332. I think I could get into that.Copy !req
333. - You want me to dress like a man?
- No.Copy !req
334. I don't want you to dress like a man.Copy !req
335. I'm just saying maybe wear something
a little more professional.Copy !req
336. Like you're in business.Copy !req
337. - Well, fuck you, Tony. I'm no whore.
- No.Copy !req
338. That's not what I mean, not like
you're in the whore business...Copy !req
339. Oh, forget it.Copy !req
340. Come here.Copy !req
341. Is everyone in my life bananas or what?Copy !req
342. Get over here!Copy !req
343. - Come...
- Go jerk off!Copy !req
344. Yeah. Go jerk off.Copy !req
345. Look at this. She burned me.Copy !req
346. That's not good.Copy !req
347. What led up to that?Copy !req
348. Carmela can be pretty violent.Copy !req
349. This added problem
that I've been having...Copy !req
350. I just thought we needed
to spice things up a little bit.Copy !req
351. If it's not the Prozac, then maybe
I just need a little jump-start.Copy !req
352. I suggested that maybe
she dress a little different.Copy !req
353. - Something titillating?
- Yeah.Copy !req
354. Maybe it'd help.Copy !req
355. So I suggested to her...Copy !req
356. not demanded...Copy !req
357. suggested...Copy !req
358. you know, maybe dress a little sexier.Copy !req
359. - But Carmela can be very sensitive.
- Maybe she felt it degraded her.Copy !req
360. Not all women are into sexy lingerie.Copy !req
361. It's not about dressing like that.Copy !req
362. Then what are we talking about?Copy !req
363. Some women are sexier
when they dress simple.Copy !req
364. You know, understated.Copy !req
365. And I don't mean...Copy !req
366. Fuck it, I don't know what I mean.Copy !req
367. Like you.Copy !req
368. How like me?Copy !req
369. You play it down.Copy !req
370. Now, it's obvious you got
a killer body under there.Copy !req
371. Don't get me wrong.Copy !req
372. - All right.
- Not only do you play it down...Copy !req
373. but you're gentle.Copy !req
374. Not loud.Copy !req
375. Sweet-sounding.Copy !req
376. Like a mandolin.Copy !req
377. Anthony.Copy !req
378. Unfortunately, we have to stop now.Copy !req
379. I think it's important
that we talk about this.Copy !req
380. Do you think you could come
back later this afternoon?Copy !req
381. No.Copy !req
382. Till Tuesday.Copy !req
383. Okay?Copy !req
384. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
385. See you Tuesday.Copy !req
386. It's the oddest thing.
I've had this problem for weeks.Copy !req
387. But this morning, I get in
and it starts right up.Copy !req
388. And then again at the deli.Copy !req
389. Looks fine.Copy !req
390. Are you sure?
I was told I need a new starter.Copy !req
391. Lady...Copy !req
392. as much as I might wish to rob you,
I won't try to replace a new starter.Copy !req
393. - What do you mean, "new"?
- New.Copy !req
394. It has everything but
the price tag hanging from it.Copy !req
395. I didn't do nothing!Copy !req
396. Poor kid committed suicide
up here because of you.Copy !req
397. - You fucking know me!
- I know you.Copy !req
398. Listen, big boy. Listen to me,
I'm gonna give you a break.Copy !req
399. I'm gonna give you a break.
When I toss you over...Copy !req
400. when I toss you over, if you fly,
I won't shoot you down. Deal?Copy !req
401. No!Copy !req
402. No!Copy !req
403. Well, my goodness.Copy !req
404. What happened here?Copy !req
405. Some sad shit.Copy !req
406. Motherfucker said he didn't
want to live no more.Copy !req
407. Jumped.Copy !req
408. How much you give him?Copy !req
409. I thought I was the only one
Junior could make look like that.Copy !req
410. All right, let me hear it.Copy !req
411. Rusty Irish.Copy !req
412. What about him?Copy !req
413. Took a header off the Falls.Copy !req
414. It's the closest that junkie
ever got to a bath.Copy !req
415. I got news for you.
That junkie was my biggest earner.Copy !req
416. He moved more cards than 10 guys
put together. And another thing:Copy !req
417. He should've checked with me
before he did a favor for Capri.Copy !req
418. You're losing me.Copy !req
419. Irish sold Capri's grandson that shit.Copy !req
420. - You created a Frankenstein in Junior.
- I created?Copy !req
421. We agreed to let Junior have his day.Copy !req
422. "Let him be the lightning rod,
and when somebody goes down...Copy !req
423. he's not a young man
with a family." We agreed.Copy !req
424. We agreed, but who expected to get raped?Copy !req
425. When Jackie was boss, it all evened
out at the end of the day.Copy !req
426. But your uncle, Madonna,
does he eat alone!Copy !req
427. He doesn't even pass the salt.Copy !req
428. What about Sammy Grigio's card game?
Mikey beat him up. That ain't right.Copy !req
429. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.Copy !req
430. Junior had a position.
That game wasn't paying anybody.Copy !req
431. The minute Sammy Grigio used Jimmy's
name, it should've been end of story.Copy !req
432. That's right.Copy !req
433. - What do you want me to do?
- We made our bed, we sleep in it.Copy !req
434. How long will we kick upstairs
without it hurting?Copy !req
435. Something, anything should
trickle down over here, no?Copy !req
436. All we want you to do is talk to him.Copy !req
437. After all, he's your uncle. Come on.Copy !req
438. That's right.Copy !req
439. - Who is it?
- It's me, Ma.Copy !req
440. - Who?
- Anthony.Copy !req
441. Open the door.Copy !req
442. I thought it was the Activities lady.
She's a real pain in the ass.Copy !req
443. Playing bingo, Livia?Copy !req
444. Oh, not tonight, honey.Copy !req
445. You know, she's a degenerate gambler.Copy !req
446. Milly. Milly?Copy !req
447. My son.Copy !req
448. Handsome.Copy !req
449. So how's it going?Copy !req
450. Oh, what can I say?Copy !req
451. Hey, this is great!Copy !req
452. You only need that broken reading lamp
you had by the phone at home.Copy !req
453. And I got it downstairs.
I can bring it.Copy !req
454. Listen!Copy !req
455. Oh, she's driving me crazy!Copy !req
456. - Who?
- Next door!Copy !req
457. There it is again.Copy !req
458. That's enough water!
How much water does she need?Copy !req
459. She runs the water all day.
Water, water, water!Copy !req
460. I'm living next door to Gunga Din!Copy !req
461. I went to Ferrara's. I got you biscotti.Copy !req
462. - Almonds?
- Yeah.Copy !req
463. All right. Leave them there.Copy !req
464. I'll take them downstairs
later for my coffee.Copy !req
465. Uncle Jun been by?Copy !req
466. Oh, once in a while.
It makes him uncomfortable here.Copy !req
467. He's got a lot on his mind.
More responsibilities means more headaches.Copy !req
468. Better men than him had to work hard.Copy !req
469. Yeah?Copy !req
470. He'll be all right.Copy !req
471. If he remembers who his friends are.Copy !req
472. I'd hate to see him mess up.
He's been waiting a long time.Copy !req
473. What do you mean?Copy !req
474. It's not a business that
forgives bad decisions.Copy !req
475. And I hate to see him making
wrong moves, you know.Copy !req
476. - Especially at the beginning.
- Why you telling me? Tell him.Copy !req
477. Ma, you got his ear.Copy !req
478. He listens to you.Copy !req
479. I don't know that world.Copy !req
480. No, of course not.Copy !req
481. But if anything, you know,
were to come up, that's all.Copy !req
482. I don't want to get involved.Copy !req
483. If you have something to say
to your uncle, bring it up to him.Copy !req
484. - Oh, I wish the Lord would take me.
- Come on, Ma.Copy !req
485. There's plenty of nice gents
that want a date with you.Copy !req
486. Look. I'm going downstairs.Copy !req
487. I'm going downstairs before that
che bruta Activities lady finds me.Copy !req
488. You want coffee?Copy !req
489. - Yeah, all right.
- Bring the cookies!Copy !req
490. Carmela, I don't want to sound
like religion is a cure-all...Copy !req
491. but if Tony got more
involved with the Church...Copy !req
492. it may help to expedite
things in his therapy.Copy !req
493. What's killing me is that this
is a self-inflicted wound.Copy !req
494. I pushed for it.Copy !req
495. I could deal with the goomars.
I knew I was better than them.Copy !req
496. As stupid as it sounds, I viewed them
as a form of masturbation for him.Copy !req
497. I couldn't give him what
he needed all the time.Copy !req
498. You're a man. You know that thirst.Copy !req
499. I was too busy with the house
and the kids to quench it.Copy !req
500. But this psychiatrist...Copy !req
501. you know, she's not just a goomar.Copy !req
502. Now I feel like he's really cheating
and I'm the one who's thirsty.Copy !req
503. I'm not gonna stay
in a marriage that's made...Copy !req
504. Let's not even think about that.Copy !req
505. Divorce is for those who never intended
on dying married in the first place.Copy !req
506. You know, Carm, we reap what we sow.Copy !req
507. What do you mean?Copy !req
508. You admit to accepting
his dalliances in the past.Copy !req
509. Schifosas. They meant nothing.Copy !req
510. But you said it was like they were
"lightening the workload"...Copy !req
511. providing a wife's duty
when you were too busy.Copy !req
512. You practically welcomed it.Copy !req
513. Now, I want you to pray...Copy !req
514. to our Holy Mother, ask her
for guidance and forgiveness...Copy !req
515. so that you can get
through this as a couple.Copy !req
516. You're not without sin in this, Carmela.Copy !req
517. So she's out of control.Copy !req
518. She spends money like we're
the Sopranos of Park Avenue.Copy !req
519. But you've noticed her.
Which may have been the point.Copy !req
520. Look, before we run out of time...Copy !req
521. I'd like to discuss what happened
when we were here last week.Copy !req
522. How's your car?Copy !req
523. Did you steal my car and have it fixed?Copy !req
524. - We had an agreement, no gifts.
- I didn't want you to get robbed.Copy !req
525. It was you.Copy !req
526. You had no right to steal my car.Copy !req
527. I've been scared to death.Copy !req
528. - Why?
- Why?Copy !req
529. It's a violation of my privacy.
What else have you done?Copy !req
530. Answer me.Copy !req
531. I love you.Copy !req
532. - Anthony.
- I'm in love with you.Copy !req
533. I'm sorry. It's just the way it is.Copy !req
534. - Okay. Let me talk.
- No.Copy !req
535. It's not the Prozac.Copy !req
536. I dream about you.Copy !req
537. I think about you all the time.Copy !req
538. I can't get excited about other women.Copy !req
539. There's nothing else to say.Copy !req
540. I love you.Copy !req
541. Let me start here.Copy !req
542. I know this may be very hard
for you to swallow.Copy !req
543. But you're only feeling this way
because we've made such progress.Copy !req
544. - What?
- I've been gentle. That's my job.Copy !req
545. I listen. That's what I do best.Copy !req
546. I've been a broad, generic,
sympathetic woman to you...Copy !req
547. because that's what
this work calls for.Copy !req
548. You've made me all of the things
you feel are missing in your wife.Copy !req
549. And in your mother.Copy !req
550. You're making me out to be
some fucking mama's boy.Copy !req
551. I'm a man.Copy !req
552. And you're a woman.Copy !req
553. End of story.Copy !req
554. And this crap about Freud and...Copy !req
555. every boy wanting to have sex with
his mother, that's not gonna fly here.Copy !req
556. I didn't say that.Copy !req
557. I want to make sure we
understand each other.Copy !req
558. Yeah, we understand each other.Copy !req
559. You don't love me.Copy !req
560. You don't want me to come back anymore.Copy !req
561. It's quite the opposite.Copy !req
562. This is all a byproduct of progress.Copy !req
563. Has someone been following me?Copy !req
564. Okay, forget it.Copy !req
565. I'll see you next week.Copy !req
566. All right, let's go!Copy !req
567. - Listen, Uncle Junior...
- You could've made the pros.Copy !req
568. You could've done it.
You had a swing like Joe D.Copy !req
569. - You're crazy.
- What?Copy !req
570. You think I'm shitting you?Copy !req
571. - I could barely hit.250.
- Because you didn't want it.Copy !req
572. Too busy chasing skirt.
Chasing skirt, your average was.500.Copy !req
573. - Yeah, what happened?
- What did you want to talk about?Copy !req
574. Octavian.Copy !req
575. - You know, Augustus.
- You fucking with me?Copy !req
576. No. Octavian became Augustus.Copy !req
577. Forget about that.Copy !req
578. Bottom line: Augustus was a Caesar.
And everybody loved him, right?Copy !req
579. - You know why?
- I don't know that I give a fuck.Copy !req
580. Everybody loved him because
he never ate alone. Capisci?Copy !req
581. It was the longest time
of peace in Rome's history.Copy !req
582. He was a fair leader and all his
people loved him for that.Copy !req
583. Is this the one that they
stabbed in the back?Copy !req
584. No, that was Julius.
Talking about Augustus.Copy !req
585. He shared his wealth and
all his people loved him.Copy !req
586. You said that three times.Copy !req
587. I heard it. His people loved him.
What's your point?Copy !req
588. Remember when you told me
about the bull and his son?Copy !req
589. They're looking out at a bunch of cows.Copy !req
590. The son says, "Dad, why don't we
run down and fuck one of these cows?"Copy !req
591. What did the dad say?Copy !req
592. The father says, "Son, why don't we
walk down there and fuck them all?"Copy !req
593. I told you that?
"Why don't we fuck them all."Copy !req
594. That's funny.Copy !req
595. Okay, I get your point.Copy !req
596. Why all of this fucking
Augustus-Octavian shit?Copy !req
597. I don't know.Copy !req
598. Are you okay? You've been acting
mezzo morto lately.Copy !req
599. I ain't seen you like that for years.Copy !req
600. I'm okay. It's just bullshit stuff.
Don't worry about it.Copy !req
601. - Are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah. I'm okay.Copy !req
602. Junior took your 250 and split it
amongst the top five guys.Copy !req
603. So he doesn't look greedy.Copy !req
604. - Smart move.
- Yeah.Copy !req
605. Your uncle may be another Harry Truman.Copy !req
606. - What's that mean?
- Truman had a big job thrust on him.Copy !req
607. He didn't want it, but in the end he
made some pretty wise decisions.Copy !req
608. Your uncle may be the right man.Copy !req
609. I fucking hope so.Copy !req
610. I'll tell you, I don't want the job.Copy !req
611. Let Junior die from the stress.Copy !req
612. That's what gave Jackie
the cancer, God rest his soul.Copy !req
613. "Boss." Fuck it, who needs it?Copy !req
614. It's nice here.Copy !req
615. I can't stand the smell.
The shit, flies all over.Copy !req
616. But I could watch them for hours.
There's a kind of beauty to it.Copy !req
617. I envy them.Copy !req
618. - I wouldn't go that far.
- I would.Copy !req
619. They got no bills, no headaches,
no family cazzi running around.Copy !req
620. One horse likes another one,
they fuck. That's it.Copy !req
621. No problems. No hundred questions.
No guilt.Copy !req
622. I don't know what I'm talking about.Copy !req
623. So Junior split my money
and spread it around?Copy !req
624. - Yeah.
- Five bosses, 50 a pop.Copy !req
625. Not a bad day's pay.Copy !req
626. Still, I wish it wasn't your money.Copy !req
627. You know, it makes me feel terrible.Copy !req
628. What?Copy !req
629. You old fucking Jew.Copy !req
630. Here's my share.
I don't want to profit off you.Copy !req
631. Never entered my mind.Copy !req
632. Dr. Melfi, there's nothing
there, you know.Copy !req
633. You don't have to explain nothing, Tony.Copy !req
634. In psychiatry, apparently what you're
feeling is not what you're feeling.Copy !req
635. And what you're not feeling
is your real agenda.Copy !req
636. - You're gonna stick with it, right?
- I don't know.Copy !req
637. I think you should.Copy !req
638. You do?Copy !req
639. I was jealous.Copy !req
640. - I should've...
- Wait, let me finish, Tony.Copy !req
641. I've been thinking a lot about this.Copy !req
642. I was jealous of her ability to help you.Copy !req
643. To be a sort of salvation to you.Copy !req
644. I talked to Father Phil and...Copy !req
645. I want to be that woman in your life.Copy !req
646. Carm, you're not just in my life...Copy !req
647. you are my life.Copy !req
648. Come here.Copy !req
649. I'm no good at speeches.Copy !req
650. Owe him a dime, you'll hear
some great speeches.Copy !req
651. Shit. Shut up, let me talk.Copy !req
652. Go ahead. I was only kidding.Copy !req
653. I'd like everybody
to raise their glasses.Copy !req
654. Okay.Copy !req
655. Taught me as much as anybody,
except for maybe my father.Copy !req
656. Even if he wasn't my uncle...Copy !req
657. I'd be standing here saying:Copy !req
658. "To our new boss."Copy !req
659. Salute.Copy !req
660. To Junior.Copy !req
661. Junior.Copy !req
662. To Junior.Copy !req
663. Salute.Copy !req